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>> trevor: hey, what's going on, i'm trevor noah and this is the daily social distancing show. today is world health day. finally, the one day this year when we can sit around worrying about our health. anyway, coming up on tonight's show, siri is getting a makeover. we'll reveal the winner of the pandemic bracket. and we try and explain what a goddam nft is. so let's' do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world shall this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> all right, let's kick things off with mitch mcconnell. senate minority leader, and action figure that got way too close to a light bull be. like most republicans, mcconnell has been very upset that corporations like delta and coca cola are speaking out

against georgia's new voter restriction law which limits dropboxs, makes it illegal to pass out water to people waiting in line and lets people skip to the front if they are wearing boat shoes. and now mcconnell is telling corporations to just stay out of politics completely. with one small exception. >> there is also big news concerning the fallout from georgia's new laws restricting voter access. major league baseball announced july's all-star game will be played in denver, following its removal from atlanta in protest of the georgia law. today senate rep canning leader mcmcconnell slammed companies like coca cola and delta for speaking out against the law. >> republicans-- and fly on planes, and drink coca cola too, so what i am saying here is i think this is quite stupid to jump in the middle of a highly

controversial issue, particularly when they got their facts wrong. i'm not talking about political contributions. most of them contribute to both sides. they have political action committees, that's fine. it's legal, it's appropriate. i support that. i'm talking about taking a position on a highly incendiary issue like this and punishing a community or a state base you don't like a particular law that passed. i just think it's stupid. >> trevor: now that's my mitch right there. ha ha, look at this mitch, mitch [bleep] keep your mouth shut and hand over the money! whooo. that's literally what bank robbers say. for real, mitch mcconnell does not give a [bleep] man. he just lays out the game for you straight. here's a political opinion for you, cash rules everything around me, moat moat dollar,

dollara bill. >> this semly hilarious coming from mitch mcconnell because don't forget, don't forget, he helped create the situation today where politicians are so dependent on big business for campaign spending that they basically let companies write all of the laws. but you see mitch, after you spent decades helping companies intervene in politics, you can't now be upset that companies want to intervene in politics. the monster you created is coming after you. just like how you enabled trump and then he came after you. or like how you enabled yir fore skin and then it took over your neck. and by the way, i like mow mcconnell is offended that businesses would take a position in a highly controversial issue, because i mean like if the issue isn't controversial, than why would they announce their position at all what does ta mean? it would be weird if coca cola came out it is our official position as a company that it can be nice to sleep in on the weekend. don't ask me, don't ask me. >> moving on, back in 2018 you

might remember that donald trump took some time off of golf to tear up the deal that was supposed to keep iran from getting nuclear weapons. >> and now joe biden's attempt to get things back on track, is off to a delicate start. >> the u.s. and iran began indirect talks today to discuss possible u.s. reentry into the 2015 iran nubbing clear deal. >> iranian and american officials held talks today in vienna while sort of. but their representatives didn't meet face to face. instead each group spoke with european diplomats who then shuttled become and forth across the city between the two parties hoping to move the conversation along. >> trevor: okay, you have to admit, this is hilarious. the united states and iran are so at odds that they won't even talk directly to each other. they are just passing messages to other people like they are in middle school. france, could you please tell iran that we can be friends again. but only if they say they are sorry first.

>> france, maybe you could go and sell america that they started it, so they should apologize. >> we started the fight? we are-- what about the hoss tajes? >> i am not talking to you, america, i was talking to france. >> okay, everybody calm down, calm down, let's just figure this out, huh? >> and don't get it twisted, remayoring this relationship is going to be tough. but that is what bied ernl signed up for. he is going to spend his whole presidency repairing the things that trump messed up, getting control of the pandemic, fixing the post office, canceling the white house subscription to wet butt magazine. you don't need a paper copy, it's all on line now. let's get into some technology news. we're all familiar with siri, right? the surveillance state spy who helped schedule meetings. but the next time you ask siri to do something for you, the voice that says it doesn't know what you mean, could sound a little different. >> siri is getting a bit of a

voice make over. apple's virtual assistant will now feature four voice option, two more than its previous update. siri will also no longer default to a female-sounding voice in order to be more inclusive. apple changed things up after other companies virtual assistants faced backlash for all defaulting to female voices. app he-- app ed said you will notice a siri change later this krer. >> i'm sure apple has its reasons but st kind of an ass hole move to fir siri in the middle of a pandemic. you didn't hear this from me but just its other day i heard siri asking alexa if she could borrow some money. okay. i understand why they're changing this. but i'm a little worried about having a male siri. hey siri, how do i get to the opera? >> dude, you want to go to the opera? the game is on tonight. >> no, no, no, bro, i meant how do i get to buffalo wild wings. you know i smash, right, siri?

hey siri, you know i smash, right? but let's move on now to our main story. over the last few weeks, you may have heard people talking about nft's which i found out too late does not stand for nudist fishing trip. again, i'm sorry. but what are nft's and why are people trying to get rich off them? well, let's find out in another episode of if you don't know, now you know. if you have heard about nft's you probably know that it is the latest hot trend that teenagers have to explain to their parents and grandparents, and boyfriends. but this trend also has big money behind it. >> the new craze breaking out in the crypto world is all about crypto collectibles, nonfunningable tokens or nft's are exemployee exploding in

popularity. >> in february nft sales hitting 340 million, frup 12 million in december. >> nft stands for nonfunningable tokens. in it means you can trade one identical unit for another, think a dollar bill, gold, oil orbit coin, nonfunningable means it is unique, it can't be replaced. >> in mix the kings of leone reliesing an nft only, in social media jack dorsee selling for nearly 3 million. >> the art world turned upside down with the sale of the digital kollage entitled the first 5,000 days. a work that took 13 years to create. it sold thursday in an auction for 69.3 million dollars. >> theafort. move over gamestop, there is a new confusing internet money thing in town. but yes, nft's are blowing up so much right now that one digital kollage sold for 69 million dollars.

69-- 69 million. i would never pay that much for a kol age. never-- kollage, never, unless it was the one that from tupac video where the little videos of tupac turned into a giant image of tupac, remember that, that blew my mind. but if i did spend 69 million on a picture, best believe that would be the only picture i show people ever again. didn't you just have a baby, trevor. yeah, yeah, don't worry about that, look at this though, look at this picture. 69 million throors. >> shut up! >> huh? >> the problem though is that if digital pictures become the new status symbol, you realize that rap videos are about to get boring as hell. because instead of slowing off expensive cars or pet tigers, rappers are just going to be clicking through their computer. >> hey, hey. ♪ now this may all seem insane

but the truth is, guys, the idea of spending money on digital collectibles isn't much different than spending money or anything else. anything else people collect like baseball cards or beanie babies, or the fingers of secret service agents. nft's really really just a new twist on that. >> the idea of collectibles has always been very physical. you have comic books that you need or you have art that you hang on your wall. but with these, st meant to be entirely digital. >> on the surface buyers appear to be purchasing what is already on the internet for free like this video of a monsterrous dunk by lebron james, the clip recently sold as a digital trading card for 208,000. but you can still watch it online at no cost. >> think of the mondaya lisa. it is an original piece of art. it couldn't be swapped out for say a mondaya lisa poster from the louvre gift shop because the poster doesn't hold the same value. >> exactly, mondaya lisa from

the gift shop isn't as valuable in the painting itself, unless leonardo da vinci also painted mondaya lisa on to a mouse pad. >> can you stay a little longer, this one is for greg in hr's desk, okay, mile smile but not too much smile, just sciend of smile, perfect, pe perfect, will love this for the mouse, how. >> i know right now you might be saying but trevor, why would i want a clip of lebron dunking, i would rather have an nft of something you never see like the knicks winning a championship. but it is not just a clip of lebron dunking strkts official clip of lebron dunking and that is what makes it valuable. because people love to have things that no one else has. check out this dog turd, e-w, gross t is the only turd that dog ever made, i will give you i million dollars for it. and if you are thinking what that is kind of unusual but it would still be cool to buy the original version of a digital

artwork, song or video, well, here is where it gets weird. that is not exactly what you are buying either. >> an nft is kind of like a certificate of ownership for virtual assets. >> essentially when you buy an nft you're not buying the horse, the horse is somewhere else, you are buying the racing papers saying this is where the horse came from, who owned it all these years, here is the horse's record. >> what the buyer gets is essentially a long string of numbers and letters, it is a code that exists on the etherium block chain. >> it elys on block chain technology. sometimes described as a kind of digital record-keeping. it is a secure way to track when digital items change hands online. >> yes, essentially what you are buying with an nft is a long digital receipt that has your transaction along with every transaction that has ever happened. so basically it's like a cvs receipt it is miles of

irrelevant information but somewhere buried in there it says you bought a gatorade and some pretzels and maybe condoms but not condom, you you went for the gatorade and pretzels. in other words, the point of nft's is to create artificial scarcity, and this isn't just so that speculators with too much money can make even more money, it can also be a way for artists and musicians to make a living in the digital age. like right now one of your favorite musicians probably scraping by on a fraction of a penny every time someone streams one of their songs. but if they auction off that song to the highest bidder as an nft, now that musician that you love won't have to rent out his spatial for ad space. but there are also some potential problems. for one thing, like crypto currency, making some nft requires massive amounts of energy which contributes buy one, you basically have to think how many polar bears are am i willing to kill for this

distracted boyfriend meme. not five, obviously. but maybe four? oh, and there is something else you might want to consider before you sink your lifesavings in an nft. >> along with all the hype around block chain is a permanent record, while the record is permanent and stable, the location where the work is hosted may not be. >> effectively you are buying access to a code that runs through a gateway online. if the gateway, the website goes down, you lost whatever you just bought. >> and if that server that happens to be holding the object goes own or is moved, whoever is controlling t forgets to pay their hosting fee, than your nft could point to nothing. >> let's say i buy an nft and i go to the link for the third party hosting thing, that has gone down, and what i see is the most expensive 404 of my

life. >> trevor: whooo. if i spend 69 million dollars on a j peg you better believe my basement is going to be have more backup servers than hillary clinton. imagine if you spent millions to own the crying jordan meme and then you lost it now you don't even have a meme to show how sad you are. like this would be the dumbest way possiblable to through a valuable collectible. if you lose a rare piece of artwork, what happens a cat burglar has to pull off an ingenuous heist, to lose an nft you just need a janitor to bump the surge protecter with a vacuum. so now you know about nft's and they may be the next big thing in the world of collectibles, but if you invested in unwith, you better pray the server that is hosting it never goes down. otherwise that rap video is about to get real sad. ♪ >> trevor: stopt music, stop

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daily social distancing show. all of last month we were running our annual bracket of-- this year you got to vote on which trivial annoyance of the pandemic bothered you the most and you cast a whopping 1.2 million votes. that is insane. not even the georgia voting laws could stop you guys from weighing in. someone was sneaking you water. where did you get the water? so here to announce the winner of this bracket of bullshit are our very own michael kosta and roy wood, jr. >> what's going on, everybody, i'm roy wood, jr. and you know i'm michael kosta. >> man oh man, kosta, the competition in this tournament was so hot it broke that stupid little forehead thermometer but we finally came away with one winner out of our 64 rock solid. >> 64. nice. >> i think are you thinking of

69. >> not the way i do it. >> roy, there was a couple of contenders that got crushed right out of the gate. for example, ear pain from mask fans got obliterated. >> that surprised me because my ears thought so bad i thought about pulling a double van gogh. >> but it was up again, people who don't know how far 6 feet s with which is the worst s this 6 feet s this 6 feet, is this 6 feet? >> see, that is why i never leave the house without a 6 foot party sub, you can smell my pickles, are you too close. >> over in the social region zoom parties came out well ahead of getting dumped over zoom. >> that one was a shocker. because getting dumped over zoom is rough. >> looking at somebody, i'm sorry, michael, i don't want to share my screen with you any more. it's time to put our love on mute. >> sorry, i didn't catch any of that. another, the toilet paper shortage absolutely wiped the

floor with tossing the houseplants in respondent one. >> the biggest blow in the whole tournament. >> the toilet paper shortage is the worst time to have a blowout. >> yeah, or when you are pooping. >> on the other hand one of the tightest races was between having to cut your own hair and being quarantined without a partner. haircuts won. but the margin of victory was as thin as the razor i had to cut my own hair with. who would be the most valuable part of hanging out in a barbershop would be the actual haircut. >> roy, for me the biggest underdog story of the bracket was kim kardashian's 40th birthday party. while the rest of us were in lockdown kim jetted her friends out to a private island and i had no idea how much this annoyed people. >> probably because they weren't invited. kim's party made it all the way to round four it even beat that video of celebrities singing imagine. >> what? imagine there is no justice, roy. >> but what finally stopped kim and her tracks was jeff bezos, people are outraged over the fact that the world's second

richest man and first richest-- actually got richer during the pandemic. >> yep, that's why jeff bezos' growing net worth made it to the finals. by i way, what is bezos' net worth. >> it is so obscene it is just going to get bleeped. >> say it dude. >> okay, fine it is [bleep] dollars. >> damn, that really is a c word of money. >> but is it going to annoy people as much as the bracket's other finalist, mask under the nose wearers. >> why do people keep their nose uncovered. thes no-- nostrils are the third easy yeses opening of the coronavirus toant wednesday i think you mean second. >> not i way i do. so after five rounds it all comes down to jeff bezos' growing net worth versus masks under the nose wearerrers. >> and without further ado, the winner of "the daily show's" 2020 bracket of bullshit pandemic edition is mask under

the nose warnerrers. >> oh man, this was a well deserved win, roy. >> i couldn't agree with you more, kosta, just look at your dumb nostril sticking out of that mask. it just pisses the shit out of me. >> i hear you, roy, i want to slap it off my own face. >> huge thanks to everybody who participated, and to mask under the nose wearers everywhere, congratulate lations, pull up your goddam mask. >> pull up your mask. pull up your [bleep] mask. >> michael kosta and roy wood, jr., thanks so much. >> when we come back, daniel brooks is joining me on the show to talk about what it was like playing one of the all time greats, gospel singers mahalia jackson. jackson. so stick aro

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earlier today i spoke with tony award nominated actor daniel brooks. we talked about what it was like portraying the legendary gospel singer mahalia jackson and so much more. >> they want me to sing at carnegie hall. >> oh mahalia jackson stepping into the magic circle. >> who do you think mi. duke ellington plays it. >> i ain't to train singer, i don't belong there. >> i ain't good enough, i ain't sophisticated. >> what the heck is the magic circle. >> you are the smartest, just take one seed of what you give others, plant it in yourself. >> daniel brooks, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> thanks for having me. >> are you kidding me? thank you for coming back.

>> yeah, man, it's crazy because last time i was on your show i was secretly pregnant. >> i loved watching your journey of you becoming a mom. what has that been like, becoming a mom, and then the pandemic starting, now i'm a mom but i'm also in a pandemic. >> yeah, it's crazy because you know, a lot of people have suffered. and had a hard time with this pandemic. so it feels really, just not, it just feels really bad to say that it's been a blessing. you know, like it's actually been good to have time to watch her grow, and to watch her crawl and walk and learn to say mommy and all of these things that i might not have gotten to get to do. >> right. >> so you know, i count my blessings. >> i mean the pandemic is slowly fading away, people are getting vaccinated. it looks like america is moving in the right direction. and we're here to celebrate your latest roll, mahalia jackson, talk me through this. i mean it seems like the most obvious thing now.

but you are playing mahalia in the lifetime by o pique and everyone is just raving about your performance. >> thank you so much. like they came out last, coming out again this saturday on lifetime, and the response has been crazy. like my heart is so full and it hasn't felt that th way in a very long time because when you know that your gift is just aligning so will, like everything that you are supposed to be doing, you are doing it. and to also you know, acknowledge and give this woman her credit. she deserves her story to be told. so i'm really glad that i was given the opportunity to do that, you know? >> people might go oh yeah, mahalia, she is amazing, i love her music but beyond the music, what she was dealing with in the country and as an individual, that is where it seems like the real story lines. >> come on trevor, that was the saying, was i think a lot of the world, and it's okay but a lot

of the world including myself did not know much about mahalia jackson. and i think while we knew was that she is the queen of gospel music. we might have heard a macing grace or precious lord or-- but we don't know much about the person behind it. and so to me, i always knew that there was something there because she's a human being. like everybody has a story, right. so something is going to be there. the once i started on some research it was so cool to discover like her desire to want to be a mother. her going through the, having hysterectomy and saying you know what, i am not going to sing at jazz clubs or blues club, i will stick to gospel. but the thing that excited me the most was her connection to martin luther king and how she truly is the reason for the i have a dream speech as we know it today. s no that it is as famous but as we know it today because she told him to say, she told him, tell about the dream, tell about the dream and he went off of what he had written and did

that. and so me i was like yeah, i want to play that. so that was really fun, really great to shed light on her and what she did and the civil rights movement. like you said, you know, how comparable it is to now and relevant it is to now. >> you know what makes this so special for me is the fact that you aren't just portraying her. man, you are sing, daniel. at some point i remember going is this dubbed. are they playing it? but it was, that was you. >> all of the music i sang. that is the one thing learning to do is hold a little more pride in my work is because for awhile i was very shy when it came to singing. and it is easy for me to hide behind a character and show the world what i-- i'm like oh gosh, you know, but so that was so much fun to like say okay,

danielle, you get to embody mahalia's voice. what is that in your body. >> yeah. >> and the more you give of yourself without holding back or being scared or even, just like, just doubting yourself, like how much can you give. because as an actor, i what i love so much is that you do get to give all of yourself. and you have to, like you have, you are of service. i am a vessel being used to play her. so that to me was just a gift of kind of through the lens of mahalia, show the world what i am capable of doing because i don't know if daniel would have been able to do that without mahalia. i am grateful for that, for sure. so i am excited to see what happened after, you know, and i'm going to try to be a little more bold and say you know what, i'm singing. i just have to do more you know. >> it feels like danielle brooks is always looking for different avenues to express herself as a human being. what haven't you done that you

still dream of doing where you go like this is my, you know, this is the project i'm trying to get to, this is what i really want to try and do. >> trevor, there is so much. so much. i have always wanted to show people that i'm capable of doing more than they expected of me, especially going to julliard. i think that was what opened my eyes to the fact that i can do anything, like sky is the limit. so for me, i am, i am first getting to see peace maker with john cena and james gun is directing and written it, who did guardianing of the galaxy, suicide squad, so i'm out in vancouver being the consummate bad asses with the guns and stuff, and getting to fight different people and things. and that's been a lot of fun. so to show people yeah, i can do some action. and but i also want to just continue to stretch the

limitations, people's mindset on black women and show them that you know, a person like me can do it all even if, you know, playing someone in, i don't know, australia, whatever that is. or different time periods, and all of that. just kind of stretching that and letting people know, like there is more to us. so that is the goal. >> trevor: i will tell you now, every project they watch of yours, that answer will be i think repeated over and over again. danielle, thank you so much for joining me again, congratulations on an amazing job, and i'm looking forward to the next one. >> thank you. >> trevor: take care. don't forget, robin roberts presents mahalia will air on lifetime april 10th and is available now on mylifetime.com. we will take a quick break but we will take a quick break but we'll be right back after this. when we started our business

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youth-led farms ensure a sustainable, equitable food system and eradicate food insecurity. so if you are able to, please go to the link below and donate whatever you can. until tomorrow, stay safe out there. where a mask. and remember, if you have a political opinion that you would like to share, just write it in the memo line on your check to mitch mcconnell. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> ever heard of a nonfunningable token? me teert. >> nonfunningable tokens which are minted and purchased using crypto currency, etherium, have i no idea, that is like word salad, i don't know what any of those mean. >> a story that breaks my rational brain. >> still, i get it but i still don't get it. i still don't get it. >> i still don't-- i still don't get it. >> oh no, i understand it entirely, susan. no problem whatsoever. i just don't get ts that is all. >> my question is huh?

but really, what do you do with it? >> i have to let this one sit for a minute. >> that's right, think about it. >> for the mystery stories that we don't know. >> nonfunningable, what is that. >> what is that. >> i don't know. - les: ♪ i'm goin' down ♪ ♪ to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ - ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks ♪ ♪ without temptation ♪ - les: ♪ goin' down ♪ ♪ to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking ♪ ♪ day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting ♪ ♪ "howdy, neighbor" ♪ - les: ♪ headin' on up ♪ ♪ to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - kenny: [muffled singing] - les: ♪ come on down ♪ ♪ to south park ♪

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