come on, deangelo. hey. no! uh-oh. on, everybody, i'm trevor noah and this is the daily social distancing show. today is monday june 14th. and everyone is talking about an interview that has gone viral online where the creators of the harley quinn cartoon said that dc comics didn't let them have a scene where batman goes down on cat woman because quote heroes don't do that. and guys, that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard of. of course batman goes down. why do you think his mask ends here, huh. superheroes tell you what they are into by their outfit, spider mnt doesn't want to catch anything thark is why he is wrapped up, batman is literally

the only part he has quick access to, what do you think he wants to do when he wants to get busy, spend 20 minutes peeling off his rub are pant, no, right here, go time. plus how do you think he got that voice, the dude is hoarse for spending all day down in the bat cave. people are upset about this but the good news is for anyone who wishes that they could have seen batman going down on cat woman, allow me to introduce you to something called the internet. you're welcome. anyway, coming up on tonight's show, joe biden gets the worst gift of all time. ronny chieng gets addicted to anger and good news, racism no longer exists in florida. so let's do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. from trevor's couch in new captioning sponsored by comedy central york city to your couch somewhere in the world, there is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. all right, let's kick things off

in the ocean. it's where god got the idea for jake gyllenhaal's eyes. for people who work the seas life is filled with countless dangers with drowning, getting impailed by a fishing hook or getting tricked out of your voice by an octopus lady but now one massachusetts fisherman has discovered a whole new safety hazard. >> this morning a cape cod lobsterman is tells the ultimate whale tale. >> a man says he was nearly eaten by a whale but then he lived to tell the story. and here's how it goes. this is lobster diver michael packard, says he was briefly swallowed by a humpback whale mere cape cod. >> he estimators he was inside the whale's mouth for about 30 seconds before it spit him out. >> i was thrown from his mouth, he was shaking his head, trying to eject me out of his mouth. >> some are dismissing the story as a fish tale but experts are explaining how it is very much possible. >> trevor: oh, boring. a whale swallowed you and spit

you out? big deal. if you want to impress me you come out the other end. and you know i'm sure this guy is glad that he is alive but on some level he's got to feel bad, you know, because whales eat anything. and it still spit you out? that has got to bruise your ego a little bit to know you are the human equivalent of black licorice. blah. and a lot of people are questioning whether this story actually mapped. people are saying it couldn't have happened, people are saying injuries are fake. no one really knows. maybe whales swish humans around and spit them outlining people go to wine tastingsk i'm getting hints of boston but if you ask me, there is a decent chance this dude is trying to cover up the fact that he was having an affair with a whale. yeah, you know, he came home smelling like whale one night, shit went down. no, honey t is not what you think, awhile tried to eat me. >> oh really, than what about

this voice mail on your phone. >> the best night of her life? explain that, jerry! >> trevor: let's move on to the cor on's vy us pandemic, like a guest that won't leave, now month 18 of the pandemic and once again there is good news and bader news. >> this morning a new vaccine is show promising results. novavax releasing data from phase 3 clinical trials saying its covid vaccine overall efficacy reached 09% and is 100% effective in preventing moderate and severe disease. >> the vaccine approval new comes as a troubling var yantd first discovered in india is spreading rapidly around the world. experts believe it is the most infectious yet and may be associated with an increased in selfer rit. >> british prime minister bore is johnson is expected to push back plans to lift lockdown restrictions in his country due to the spread of the highly contagious delta covid-19

variant. lockdown restrictions were originally to end in the u.k. on june 21s but the opening up could be delayed for up to four weeks. >> trevor: oh dammit yoaf, just stay down-- coronavirus, why won't you just stay down? this virus has had more reboots than godzilla. this variant sounds like the worst of them all which is why i am surprised they named it delta and not spirity. seriously, they really need to, without on the names of these new covid strains because the delta variant doesn't sound serious it sounds like a straight to cd action film starring steven seagal, what netflix suggest you watch because they don't have any more jason bourne movies. on the plus side, we might be getting a brand new effective vaccine soon. and this new vaccine is different because it doesn't use the new mrna technology that some people don't trust. which is great. because now anti-vacs ares will have to come up with a whole new bullshit excuse not to get it.

and finally, the american school system. it is where kids learn how to read, write, duck and cover. one of the biggest education debates right now is over the best way to teach about america's history with racism. and now florida has come up with an interesting solution. just don't. >> critical race theory movement in the headlines as florida becomes the latest state to ban schools from teaching about systemic racism. >> legal scholars argued individual intentions can't be proven but as a framework racism is baked into our social systems and psychology. on thursday the florida board of education banned critical race theory in its schools. >> i believe it will cause people to think of themselves more as a member of a particular race or based on skin color rather than based on the content of their character. >> there is no national mandate saying this curriculum needs to be taught in public schools. but at least five republican-lead states have now officially band the theory from

public education. >> trevor: wow. this is crazy. florida isn't just banning teaching about systemic racism, they are doing it while quoting martin luther king, jr. i don't know if you know this but systemic racism was kind of mlk's whole thing. if you want to talk about mlk without teach being systemic racism then you are just quoting some guy who liked to take long walks for no reason. also, i love that the governor of florida said that he is doing this so that people will think of themselves based on the content of their character. you sure you want people in florida doing that? don't judge me because i'm white. you judge me because i'm a registered sex offender who runs an underground octopus fighting ring out of my mini van. it is my mama's mini van but those are just semantics. but you know what, after a little bit of introspection, i realize that ron desantis is right. we need to finder a way to teach american history that isn't so

divisive. yeah. because every time we talk about history, there is racism and we can't talk about the history. you know what, i decided to help be part of the sol use by making a video for-- solution by making a video for florida to show in their classrooms. >> hey boy, you better get to work picking that cotton. >> but why only me? is it because i'm black. >> now it is not about that, it is about an economic system that may not be perfect but it's based on universal principles stated in the declaration of independence. >> i know you keep saying that, it just seems strange that there is no white people picking cotton. >> wow, again with the race. you need to stop reducing people to their skin color, my friend. you the real racist here nigger. >> you're right, massa i apologize for making you a.

>> i forgive you, boy, we all make mistakes. >> trevor: pu approximate about let's move on now to our top story. for the past few years, america's former presidents didn't get along well with america's allies. he was rude, he was ignorant and there are only so many times you can propose a wife swap as a joke before they realize oh, he's not joking. but now that joe biden is in charge he's trying to repair those relationships which is the focus of his trip to europe this week. and we'll be bringerring you all the latest developments in our brand new segment, grandpa's day out. so president biden kicked off his trip to europe with a visit to america's oldest and palest ally, great brit an. and it is a tradition for heads of state to exchanges gifts when they see each ou but when biden and bore is johnson swapped presents it seems like one side may have put a little more thought into theirs.

>> president biden took a piece of philadelphia with him on the trip to the united kingdom. he gave this bike to british prime minister bore is johnson. the bike is custom made by beelinky cycle works in olney and features both a brush and american flags and as you can see there is also a matching helmet. >> president biden gave prime minister johnson a $6,000 bicycle as his way of saying thanks for coming johnson gifted biden a framed photo of frederick douglass that the times of london reports johnson's staffers printed out after first finding it on wikipedia. >> trevor: okay, okay, that is a huge disparity in gift giving. i mean biden comes in with a $6,000 personalized bike and bore is shows up with a photo of a guy biden went to high school with? now look, i know people are giving bore is a hard time for his shittq gift but if you ask me he had the right idea here. you know, america and britain have been friends for 200 years,

you don't need to worry bim pressing each other any more. neither of them should be putting any thought into their gift, the next time they meet biden should bring johnson a book from the airport book store and johnson should bring a toblerone from the mini bar and call it a day. look, joe biden can't and shouldn't take this personally. i mean bore is johnson say guy who rolls out of bed 20 seconds before every public appearance. you can't expect him to spend a lot of time planning the perfect gift but luckily, biden also visited another british leader who definitely knows how to welcome visitors in style. >> a royal reception tonight for president biden and other world leaders who dined with queen elizabeth, prince charles and camilla and the duke and duchess of cambridge here in cornwall. >> biden is now the 13th sitting president to meet with queen elizabeth. the world's longest reigning pa monarch celebrating her 95th birthday this weekend, insisting on using the ceremonial sword to cut the cake.

>> more unusual. >> hold up, you are going to use a sword because it is more unusual? you can tell that the queen is bored, man. she will do anything to shake things up. your majesty, would you like a knife to carve the turkey? >> no, let's try throwing it into the washing machine. that is a. >> in many ways i feel for the queen. i mean she's 95 years old, and she is starting to realize that they're not going to led her behead anyone ever again. the real problem is she couldn't do it. how are you going to show everyone on worldwide television that the queen of england doesn't know how to use a sword. i mean now they know the whole country is basically undefended. you know there are vikings watching it right now that are like this is our chance, invade 14r578 but the main business of biden's trip to the u.k. was the g7 conference. the meeting of the world's most

powerful liberal democracies had a lot on their plate like combating climate change, trying to figure out how to stop corporation from evading tax and countering china's growing economic and political influence around the world. they also had to make time to take a group photo where they all look like the white side of a chess board. and with so many pressing issues to deal with t seemed like europe was just happy to have an american president who gave a shit again. >> tonight on the second day of the g7 u.s. allies are praising president biden's leadership on the world stage. >> an i think it's great to have a u.s. president as part of the club and very willing to cooperation. >> today the president met one-on-one with french president emmanuel macron. >> the united states have said before we're back, the u.s. is back. >> and it seems other leaders agree. u.k. prime minister bore is jn son calling biden a breathe of fresh air and tber man chancellor merkel saying the

president stands for a commitment to partnership that was imoat missing in recent years. >> yo guys, donald trump rocked europe so hard. you realize these leaders are so traumatized they won't even say his name. like they're worried they will sum monday him or something. >> it is so nice no not deal with president hump-- i didn't mean to say-- i didn't mean to say it, it-- he is behind me, isn't he, oh. let's be honest, the bar is incredibly low. people are like biden is so much better. but anyone is so much better. america could have sent over a dog in glasses and macron would have been like, you know ze glass make me think he is willing to learn which is, let's say, different than before. and yes, the dog did make a poo poo on the floor but that is not much of a change. so come see come sa, ah? >> now today biden had some more good times meeting with nato.

but palling around with your european allies is just the easy part of the trip. the real challenge for biden will be on wednesday when the president meets one-on-one with vladimir putin. president of russia and world's most dangerous keebler evil. and in some ways putin is even more of a threat to the g7 than china because china is in a fight to rule the world. so it cares about the world, but putin is like the world's joker, just here to watch it all burn. he doesn't give a shit. if you don't pleef me check out this interview he gave there week when a reporter asked him about biden calling him a killer. >> when president biden was asked whether he believes you are a killer, he said, i do. mr. president, are you a killer? (laughter) i've grown used to attacks from all kinds of angles and areas and you will kinds of pretexts,

different caliber and fierceness. none of it surprises me. >> trevor: you see? only killers laugh at, are you a killer. because normal people are like what did you call me? but putin is like ha ha ha, i get called this all the time. no surprise. >> why isn't it a surprise, it would surprise me, because i'm not a killer. and look, maybe putin was trying to psych out bied wen that reaction but what he didn't realize is that biden is too weird to psych out. >> in a weekend interview vladimir putin laughed at the suggestion that you had called him a killer. is that still your belief, sir, that he is a killer? >> ha ha ha, i'm laughing too. >> trevor: ah. well played, joe biden. the old proverb says in order to defeat a laugher, one must become the laugher. you know, honestly after seeing this, i am a little less worried about this meeting because i thought it was going to be tense, america versus russia,

biden versus putin but now it seems like it is just going to be the two of them laughing together. >> ha ha ha ha. >> ha ha ha ha. >> ha ha ha. ha ha ha. (laughter) we are friends now. >> trevor: so that is biden's trip to europe so far. and we'll find out how effective biden's chuck el de plom see turns out to be in the next edition of grandpa's day out. all right, when we come back ronny chieng teaches you how to stop rage tweeting and the legend kareem abdul-jabbar is joining us on the show so stick around. ♪ why do you build me up ♪ ♪ (build me up) ♪ ♪ buttercup, baby ♪ ♪ just to let me down ♪ ♪ (let me down) ♪

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>> trevor: welcome back to the daily social distancing show, it's been almost six months since trump was kicked out of the white house and twitter. and yet americans are still full of anger, question is why can't the country move on. well, ronny chieng tried to find out oh wow, americans are really angry. even this warm glass of milk at bed time hasn't helped it is almost like what-- did to anger atly that is what going on a according to jimmy kimmel, wrong jimmy kimmel. this guy is a conflict researcher at yale but as close as i will get to network tv so let's go with it. >> we now know from neuroscience

studies that people can actually become addicted to a grieveance revenge cycle. >> okay, so political outrage is literally addictive. like cocaine or the pell o ton or porn-- peloton or pornhub. >> yeah, when you experience what you perceive to be mistreatment or unfairness, it triggers the reward circuitry in the brain which creates a craving in the mind for retaliation. >> but also, jimmy kimmel, what is the problem with being angry at someone doing sl shitty to you and maybe you just go on twitter and troll them endlessly forever. >> how does it make you feel when you do that. >> it makes you feel good. >> for how long though? >> for, i don't know, maybe like a minute. >> so when you retaliate against somebody you also experience the pain that you inflict, and you know, we're seeing that in our society, as being further and

further into a civil war type of state. >> america's favorite late night host just got very dark. according to jimmy kimmel our former president helped supercharge america's rage climate and many of these imitators are still at it. you create grieveances for your followers, then retaliate for them which enrages the other side who also retaliate, restarting the cycle. it's like a perpetual motion machine powered by petulant bullshit. one of the people running on this grieveance hamster wheel for the last four years is resistance warrior jeffrey goodeman. >> i developed a lifestyle over these last four years of replying to trump. i was often the very first to reply whenever he tweeted. >> right, so you are kind of like the first responder of internet trolling. >> i was one of them. >> jeffrey will get his fix with a range of tweet including this

piece de resistance. wow, without you we would be living in a full blown dictatorship. >> i wouldn't go that far. >> but there is i dark side to life as a first responder. some of jeffrey's tweets had unpleasant consequences. >> i did once reply to him with a tweet you should be executed. that lead to my second visit with the secret service. >> just so i'm clear, you are a mental health counselor, right. >> correct. i'm also human, ronny. i would get annoyed at the trump supporters who replied to me with the most vial thing, death threats, things about my family. the negativity that i experienced was just a lot for me to handle. >> jeffrey was a perfect example of the terrible toll of being trapped in a cycle of retaliation. so does dr. jimmy kimmel have a cure for america's rage addiction? >> the ultimate sol use for all

forms of-- sol use is forgiveness. we have been working on a method where you get to put somebody who wronged you through an imaginary criminal trial. and during this trial you become the victim, the defendant, the judge and even the judge of yourself at the final judgment. >> wow, a court room role play in which you become all the characters to help you come to terms with the person who wronged you? i know someone that might help. and who better than to guide him through a process than a guy who just found out about it two minutes ago. >> if you could close your eyes for a second, and just imagine, are you any a court room setting, there are tons of white people, it is very comfortable. >> i'm comfortable with black people, you know, asian people, all types. >> how many asian friends do you have? >> okay. >> it's fine. now you're the victim in the court room. tell us what trump did.

>> trump attacked human rights, can i open my eyes now? >> no, no, keep them closed. >> how did that make you feel? >> disturbed. anxious, nervous, fearful for our country. >> okay. now you're still in the court room, pretend that you are trump. what do you have to say for yourself? >> you're obviously misguided, you're part of a democratic party. >> now you're the judge in this court room, you just heard both sides, what is your verdict. >> i would say based on the evidence trump is guilty. >> okay, are you ready to let go of all the pain that trump inflicted on you? >> you know, i, i don't forgive him, can i open my eyes? >> no. >> this was a dark time in our history. and we should never forget. so i am not ready to forgive. >> okay.

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doritos. another level. daily social distancing show, my guest tonight is best selling author, social justice advocate and nba legend kareem abdul-jabbar, he is here to talk about his new documentary that explores the history of protests in america. >> i was eight years old when emmett till got murdered. and i couldn't understand why that happened. i asked my parents. they didn'■t havethe word to explain it to me. so from that point forward i was just looking for the answers why are people who look like me at risk in america. what did we do? >> kareem abdul-jabbar, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> nice to talk to you.

>> you are one of the greatest legends known across sports. >> but for many people your legendary status as a social justice activist is almost eclipsing that of you as an nba player. i would love to know before we even get into this conversation about this amazing documentary that your executive producing and the journey that you have been on, why put all that effort in? i mean surely retirement is more appealing than still fighting for everything that is going wrong in the world. >> well, you know, you can't feel good about being retired, i achieved enough to retire comfortably but when people are struggling for no good reason, all the things that are happening now were things that happened since i have been a child. you know, you realize that the struggle continues, we have to keep our commitment to always-- you have to always try to upgrade-- upgrade our

commitment because the price of liberty is eternal vij lens. or we can't go to sleep. >> you have been someone who has always been outspoken whether it is writing op ed, whether it is getting involved with movements, you hear today a talk about a new documentary that will be on the history channel, fight the power premiering next saturday, june 19th aka juneteentd, an evocative tight theal talks about many different people's fights for equality in america. so tell me how you came to the project and why you decided to lend not just your name but injure voice. >> it is important for all of us to understand that when any one marginalized group is o oppressed, we are all oppressed. it might not be my tirk group this month. but you know, pretty soon will you get around to my month. and i will be out there alone. and we can't do that. we have to understand that the basis for all of these protest movements is the lack of equal

and fair treatment. and that is what it is all about. and that crosses, you know, that crosses every line that you can imagine. and puts it right where it should be. >> one of the parts of the story that makes it really interesting is that you not only in a race but you share your personal experiences, for instance with martin luther king, jr. and how you were opposed to the nonviolent movement and he changed your perspective, your interactions with him shaped how you then saw the world. tell me about that experience and maybe why it has been so important to acknowledge the people who have shaped how you see the world and how we have all seen the world. >> you know, seeing your own people brutalized and denied justice, it makes me angry and you want to retaliate. i fement that very strongly. i was a teenager. but i realized after comparing

what malcolm x had to say and he dealt with it very intelligently and succinctly, and what martin luther king had to say, they basically were coming from the same view point. just a little bit more militantly stated by malcolm x. but we can't go out in the streets and violently take what we want. that never, ever succeeds. so he understood what mr. gandhi understood that when you expose the bully and show him to be a blow hard and a coward, deny him any legitimacy, and that is what worked for india. so dr. king saw that it could work for black america. >> it wasn't easy though. i mean it wasn't easy for yourself personally. you boycotted the olympic games

with the national team because you felt you couldn't represent a country that wouldn't represent you. you were in a potionz where you were criticized by the press, by many people who loved the sport. >> trevor, you know for me it was an easy choice, at that time the chairman of the american olympic committee was a person who during the 1930 olympics old the jewish athletes on the american olympic team they couldn't compete because it was going to anger mr. hitler, his name was avery bundy. he was still the chairman of the olympic committee in 1958. there was no way that i was going to be doing anything with mr. bundy, you know, except paying him a wide bert and staying away from the olympics. people like that can't have your own best interest at heart. >> trevor: what makes sports

interesting, there are people who love you who may not agree with your point of view. but because of sports you might be able to connect with them the way nobody else could from a different point of view. so howe have you found the ability in the moment to connect with people and to try maybe to see each other's point of view a little bit better because of sports. >> sports really, you know, when you understand through the great equalizer, sports take makes us all humble human beings. and when the people might not feel that good about compete in the 200 meter, you know, all of a sudden it kind of effects your ideas about equality. >> but these are good things. at these moments, riches can be built, so that is the whole idea. to have the ability to communicate instead of making it be about anger. that is what i learned from the people that you know, inspired

me, jackie robinson, bill russell, muhammad ali. you can't change people's minds because you're angry. and your anger might be justified but you have to take the time and respect the people that whose lives you want to change. it takes patience and it takes determination, and you know, that's what we have to have. >> this constant argument in society where people say america is the way it always was, and there are others who say no, it is much better and those days are over. so as kareem abdul-jabbar, how doyou see this life that you have lived in this country? >> well, we can't eliminate the presence of setbacks. that is part of the journey. so you know, we have made progress but we still have a long way to go. >> and i am hopeful, the last

summer when mr. floyd was murdered, a whole lot of americans all understood what black americans have been talking about for a long time. i think it was a moment where-- bridges were built and an understanding was reached. and hopefully we can have the political follow through to make a difference. so you know we have to fight for these moments and take advantage of them when we can and we don't always get there. but we have to fight the fight. >> you have to fight the power. there are many american heros who have done just that, butting with one of them, sir. thank you so much for taking the time to join us on the show, congratulations on yet another success. i hope that many people watch it as possible. >> thank you so much, trevor. all the best to you. >> fight pot we are, the movement that changed america will air june 19th on the history channel. all right, we're going to take a quick break, but we will be right back after this.

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