being president. a giant house with a bowling alley and a personal chef. you get the free painting of yourself and best of all you get to travel the world for free. right now joe biden is on one of the biggest trips of his presidency so far. so let's find out how it's all going in another installment of grandpa's day out. ♪♪ ♪♪ >> trevor: president biden's first stop on his european tour was the vatican city, the place trip advisor rated best city to feel guilty for masturbating in. and while biden was there, he had a very special meeting with a fellow catholic. >> for president biden, a day of devotion and diplomacy. america's second ever roman catholic president having a private audience with pope francis with whom he's built a personal bond giving him a ceremonial commander coin and a compliment. >> you are the most significant warrior for peace i've ever met and with your permission i would

like to be able to give you a coin. the tradition is that -- and i'm only kidding about this -- is next time i see you, if you don't have it, you have to buy the drinks. i'm the only irishman you've ever met who's never had a drink. >> irish people love whiskey. >> i know that. >> trevor: obviously a very personal moment with a light hearted one as is typical with joe biden who ended the meeting with saying to the pope, god love ya. >> trevor: you've got to give it to joe biden, it took everything in his power to not make the coin appear behind the pope's ear! the fact he said god love ya to the pope, that is the most unnecessary god love ya in history. don't need to say it to him, he knows it, he had dinner with him last night. but i think the meeting was cool

for him to see because it's nice even though these two men are some of the most powerful leaders in the world, when it comes down to it, they're just a couple of old guys hanging out, showing off their coin collection, talking about alcohol, making inappropriate ethnic jokes. they should have been meeting in a sauna. adorable how the pope acts so happy to receive the coin. you see him. hi house is filled with indiana jones wish list. he doesn't need to be happy about a coin. oh, wow, the coin from the white house, i'll keep it right next to the actual holy grail. show the shit out. he's given me the coin as the pope -- ( speaking in foreign language ) i'm actually doing a great pope impression of saying hisle italian isn't great.

biden is catholic and the pope likes them. good thing, right? >> i think it's a bad sign if you're trying to negotiate an infrastructure bill in the united states and in the middle of negotiations you've got to run and talk to the pope. pope, confession, we're screwed. isn't it great they just get called the pope? that's your new name when you become the pope, the pope. his name is francis. when you work at denny's, the first day you show up, the only name tag they have is josh. you're now josh. also, you know there's another former pope out there, pope benedict, he's just around, he's hanging. he's like the jay leno now of popes. he's just fixing cars in germany. ( laughter ) he was a pope, and he's not a pope? i'm just saying no one ever talks about benedict. >> trevor: former pope. >> former pope. >> trevor: previous pope. >> previous pope. >> trevor: all right, now, after president biden exchanged irish jokes with the pope, he

caught an uber to rome for the g20 summit where he and other world leaders got down to business. they got some things done. they agreed to create a global men him corporate tax rate of 15% which is expected to raise hundreds of billions of dollars until the corporations find a different loophole about five minutes afterwards, but when it came to another priority for the g20, tackling climate change, things weren't as successful. >> even the first major in-person meeting in two years couldn't bring world leaders closer together on the issue of climate change. the final communique, g-20 leaders agreed to softer language on reaching net zero emissions setting a starting of "by or around mid century." candidates pledge is to be carbon neutral by 2050. coal was also contentious. g20 leaders agreed to end public financing of coal power generation abroad but no plans to phase out coal domestically.

>> trevor: g20, that is a flex. basically these leaders were, like, no more coal for anyone! except us. now, if you will excuse me, i've got to go home and give a pfizer booster to my pet. sorry, guys, but how is climate change the most pressing issue facing humanity but then your plan is to do somethingn't ate but more or less -- something about it by more or less 2050? if somebody says we should hang out, what's your schedule looking like in 2050? you'll never see the person again. i'm looking at the people making the pledge. half won't be around in 2050. genius, when are we fixing this? how much time do i have left? yeah, around then. the steps, they won't actually reduce carbon emissions enough to reach the goals. so basically they've said i want to lose 100 pounds by the summer so i'll do five pushups by the

day and maybe i'll get taperly woo. we'll see what happens. you can't say you want to do something about it and be, like, in 30 years, we'll do something in 30 years. >> i can solve climate change in ten minutes. stop having the conference in a fancy room in glasgow and put the g20 summit inside a california wildfire. they've got two minutes to wrap the thing up. they don't feel the consequences when were they're in an air conditioned room in glasgow. >> trevor: location is everything. >> location, location, location, i'm the first person to ever say that. >> trevor: anyway... joe biden wrapped up "grandpa's day out" by attending the climate conference in scotland, england's fancy church hat. even though cop 26 sounds like a bruce willis movie that didn't get made, it's actually the most important climate change conference in the world, although that doesn't mean that it's the most exciting conference in the world.

>> i call uponon you to commit to created actions to stop the destruction. this conference is one of the most important meetings in history. you have the chance to make decisions and reach agreements which will affect the lives of generations to come. this is my message from earth to come: on behalf of "we the 15", i ask you, please help us to guarantee a safer future for every life. ( applause ) >> trevor: i don't know what's worse the fact he clapped for a speech he didn't hear or the fact he fell asleep when the guy said this is the most important thing facing humanity of all time -- and look, look, look, i know the haters are going to say biden was falling asleep during the climate conference, but think about it -- how are we going to save the climate?

not using energy, that's how. what's the one time you're not using as much energy? when you're sleeping. joe biden was just doing his part, yo. that's what he was doing. by the way, i don't know exactly how the chain of command works but when he dozed off for five seconds, i think technically that means kamala harris was present at that time. first woman president, america! you did it, baby! you did it! see what i did there costa? ths a joke ability kosta. >> shoot, lindsey graham! quliewz with the gun, use the gun! >> trevor: that's not what i was talking about. >> i know. >> trevor: the hero was the aide who woke biden up. he should get a coin. if it wasn't for him, biden might be sleeping there now. he'll wake up in the middle of a furry convention. i don't know if i could rub one out to a squirrel but god love you guys. kudos to the aide who woke biden

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we wouldn't have jordan peele if it weren't for the pioneering black horror films that today are mostly foregotten. movies like son of singagi which became the first horror film to feature an all black cast. unlike madea, they were all blade by different people. son showed a black mid middle class family bat ring a monster in their home paving the way for the winslow family to do the same thing against steve erkel. the scientist in the movie was an old blackwoman. like a scary hidden figures. i found hidden figures to be pretty scary, too, all that damn math. oooh. another major film in black horror was 1968's night of the living dead with the first black

actor to play a lead role in a mainstream mainstream horror hit. he's a lead role and he's shot by white folks who mistake him for a zombie. it is the living who are racist and we should strive to be more like the zombies who eat the brains of any race. wait, is that the lesson? what's the 1970s hit, black exploitation films got big, horror movies got wild. like blacula, blacken stein and black mr. hyde and addie, original entitled the blackist but got in trouble when a black girl tinkles on the carpet. then petey, rudy ray moore plays a comedian killed by his rivals for being too successful. today they would have just found

his old tweets, that's how you get rid of him. anyway, the comedian makes a deal with the devil to come back to life and get revenge on his killers by using the devil's magic pimp cane. now, the first question is why would the devil have a pimp cane? i do not know. i want to be honest with you, i don't know why pimps have pimp canes. does pimping cause sprained ankles? is that why pimping ain't easy? i don't know. this movie raised many questions for me. and finally, one black horror character that doesn't get the credit she deserves was rachel trule's performance as rochelle in the 1996 movie the craft. now, although the craft is not technically a black horror movie, the sound track does include a song by jewel, and few things more terrifying to black people than that.

oooh, jewel! but rochelle, rochelle was a ground-breaking character for black women in more roar. she takes revenge on a racist bully at school after becoming a powerful witch. which is literally black girl magic. this character was especially important because it was the 1990s. teen horror was in the midst of a renaissance but black girls didn't really get to see themselves in anything scary. all they had was scary spice. she wasn't even that scary. posh was the scary one. always looked like she just got back from poisoning james bond. well, that's all the time we have for today. i'm roy wood, jr., and this has been "cp time." and remember, we're for the culture. i'm going to try this again. candy man! oh, there you are! where's my money, daniel? ♪♪ ♪♪ >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy. all right, when we come back,

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lawmaker we've had on who isn't leaving congress in maybe over a year. thank you for being here. >> all right, that's exciting. >> trevor: i was reading up on you. we're both 37 years old. >> good age. >> trevor: good age. we've both lived in multiple countries around the world. when i read about your living in ecuador and colombia, i couldn't help wondering what ideas you have of america that you think have been shaped by living in other places. i know i have that. whereas some people only have lived in america and see america in a certain way, what do you think have shaped your views observe america because you've lived in other country. >> well, living in other countries is fun. i love my upbringing. i plan to go back to my 20-year high school reunion in colombia next year. it shaped me in a lot of positive ways, i think. how does it make my view of america different?

certainly makes you appreciate america in many ways. helps you understand how other people think about the united states. >> oh, that's interesting. >> trevor: because i was the only american in my entire grade and throughout high school. >> right. >> trevor: so i spent all four years of high school in bogota because i was the only american who was there all four years. so i got a lot of questions as a result. and i had to defend my country as a result in ways i frankly wasn't prepared for so that shaped my view. what i like about america and what i think we should embrace as americans is this idea that people can become american. you can't become french. >> trevor: right. >> i'm not even sure you can really become german. >> trevor: right. >> but you can become an american because the whole point of being an american is we sort of share this set of ideals, this set of history, this creed, if you will, of americanism, of western values that makes us an american, and i think that's a very cool thing. >> trevor: let's talk a little bit about immigration because it

feels like america is stuck in its immigration conversation, you know. there is a misconception about what the problems are, what causes the problems, how america can move forward. as somebody who's lived in other countries, some which influence america's immigration story, what do you think the problem is and then maybe afterwards we'll talk about potential solutions going forward? >> well, look, i view the problem as illegal immigration. i'm not sure we have a problem with legal immigration. depends on who you ask. i personally don't have a problem with legal immigration. my step-mom is an immigrant, emigrated from peru. so i think most americans are not anti-immigrant, i don't think we should paint them that way. but i think the vast majority of americans want border security and that's the crux of the debate going on right now. and we have to differentiate the conversations between legal and

illegal immigration. >> trevor: when you look at daca and the programs, one, what do you do about the people who have spent their whole lives here? do you think america has to say at some point, look, the people are here, will cost us a fortune to get them out and for all intents and purposes they've become american? >> republicans have been pretty willing to have a conversation about daca. all we ask is you secure the bored. daca as defined by the obama administration, very different than how they started to define it now and it's important people distinguish the definitions because what democrats have done in the last two years multiple times is pass the dreamer act which would change the definition of daca to say it doesn't matter about your age or when you came which effectively means everyone. i'm very sympathetic to someone who doesn't speak spanish, who was brought here as a child and giving them some kind of legal security, i'm very sympathetic to that. but when it comes to broader immigration reforms, what do you

do with the millions of people here? the first thing you do is you have to stop the inflow. you have to stop the illegal crossings. i hope we get to the point in america we all agree we should have zero tolerance for illegal immigration primarily because it cuts in front of the line of legal immigrants who want to do it the right way. >> trevor: when you talk about legal immigration policy, they have said america doesn't do a job of adjusting the numbers of who comes in and how. we see it in business, in farming -- >> it's a debate to happen. >> trevor: any country needs a steady flow of immigration. seems like america hasn't done a good job of updating how many people it actually needs to come in. >> fair. i think we can debate which which the numbers should go. maybe it should depend on employment numbers in this country, maybe it should depend on a number of factors, we want to have those ergs requestings because we're talking about changing things on the margin for legal immigration. i think those are worthy debates

to have. >> trevor: the books you've written. you speak your mind. i think you are a republican who presents themselves as somebody who is willing to have discourse with people. you're here with me. you've always said people need to avoid extreme rhetoric. in some of your books, you know, i'll paraphrase and forgive me if i don't phrase it correctly. one of the lines that stuck out to me is you said we have to be careful not to offend people. we shouldn't go out of our way to offend people as human beings. at the same time, we should develop a lot of strength by not being offended by everything. it feels like for some people republicans are now trying to cancel books in schools, you know, texas, i mean, your home state is having this fight about critical race here, from your perspective i would love to know what you think is going to wrong in schools and why you think certain things should or shouldn't be taught or -- like, and i don't want to put words in your mouth, so i would love to know from you directly. >> the texas example, i'm not a state legislator so i can't

speak in too much detall by effectively they advanced c.r.t. in schools. what they did was increase teaching about slavery, about jim crow laws because a lot of people who support c.r.t. say we're just teaching history. we say that's not what c.r.t. is. i think c.r.t. is a misinterpretation of history and leads to bad historical documents like the 1619 projects which is a bunch of historians had to debunk. c.r.t. is critical race theory and basically says you should view institutions and society through the lens of race primarily. >> trevor: or rather that, if i understand correctly, or rather that you should acknowledge that race played a major role in the definition of some of those structures, i think. >> i think i can acknowledge that. >> trevor: okay. >> what you just said. are there reverberations from past discrimination in modern society. >> trevor: yes. >> we can have an honest conversation about that. >> trevor: this is the idea, going back to the schools thing, rather, is so you're saying you're not against teaching slavery in schools. >> of course not, i learned about it add vas numb as a kid.

>> trevor: right, so when talking about that or what jim crow was, you're not against them explaining that this was specifically tied to race. >> of course not, you've made this argument many times. red lining in the past can affect how neighborhoods today are segregated. of course we can see the connection there. i think there's more to the story than that. but we can learn about that. >> trevor: are you thinking it's just a branding thing? it's like an obamacare, affordable care act situation here? is that what we're dealing with here? >> i don't. if you look at the literature serb rounding c.r.t., i think it's very toxic. i think it's counterproductive. >> trevor: but schools have had these fights and they don't have c.r.t. literally, there are school boards who are fighting about c.r.t. and they don't have it and they're getting rid of books. >> there is fan fair and races in virginia, a governor's race

coming up and this is the crux, it being taught in schools. has c.r.t. been promulgated in schools? yes. in virginia they said you will teach critical race theory. so it's absolutely infiltrating schools. oftentimes you're right there's not a class in high school called critical race theory but the teachings infuse diversity and inclusion training. who would be against that? but i would be against it if you're teaching white students they're level revil. when a child comes home and says am aevil because i'm white or a black student sac am i automatically disempowered and disadvantaged because i'm black? that's bad. you're setting that black student up to basically be imprisoned by a sense of despair for the rest of their life and i don't see why you would start somebody's life off that way. >> trevor: this goes to a certain republican ideology, and we'll move on after this,y

there's a difference, i feel, between dealing somebody where they are or what obstacles they may face, and victim mentality. and i think there's a difference between the two. i don't think it is wrong to tell a black child, hey, we live in this neighborhood because of this. your grandfather's house with us taken away in manhattan beach or wherever they lived, we had a business we rose in this place, tall is a, oklahoma, whatever the things are. i think it's valid to have these conversations the same way america has the conversations about the british and this is how things came to be, jewish people have conversation requests about, your grandparents got digged out of poland and that's why we're here today. i think that's not creating a victim mentality. >>. >> doesn't have to. >> trevor: the one can exist without the other. >> they can, you just have to be careful about it and i think c.r.t. forces that pendulum to swing rather far to the victimization mentality. >> trevor: you're just saying you're not against the

conversations just the framing. >> i don't think the conversations are threatening. >> trevor: let's talk about cop. >> y e. >> trevor: you're heading out to cop 26. a lot of people will be surprised to hear this. dan crenshaw, what are you doing at cop, this is a climate change meeting but you are one of the republicans who said, no, we must have conversations about climate change and what we are going to do about it. previously in 2018 on facebook you had a video that said the science hasn't been settled the temperatures haven't risen and hurricane harvey, the effects can't be tied to climate change. i believe your views have evolved in to that time and i would love to know what your ideas are going forward about what america needs to do. >> i don't think i ever said those things in a video. >> trevor: on facebook? >> no. >> trevor: i hope i'm wrong. >> i would have never claimed that. >> trevor: could be fox could b. i'm glad you're here then. >> this has always been my position, climate change is real. there's obviously a human

element to that and we need to take it seriously. any signs, any data that i will cite in this concerns will be from the u.n. climate report. what i point out, in many of these cases, and maybe what i was referring to in that video, is for flooding like hurricane harvey, no serious science would attribute a single weather event to a trend. that would just be conjecture. that's probably what i was referring to in this video that was from a long time ago. but i would never suggest temperatures haven't risen. of course, they have, and they will continue to rise to an extent. so there's a problem, there's going to be a cost associate with the problem. it isn't what the alarmists say, we can quibble with that. the real problem has to be what solutions are in favor of. if you're a green new dealer you believe the only solutions are sorely and wind, you have to electrify the grid completely. i think that's nonsense. ip not against sorely and wind

but i don't think they should have 250 times more subsidies than nuclear energy which gives us reliable and carbon agree energy. so there are smarter ways to do it. >> trevor: don't get me wrong, i think it's foolish for people to think it could happen overnight. you can't create ways to replicate energy overnight. but surely there are ways the gas and coal especially the oil industries can really i think pull a little more weight. they themselves i think it was the oil -- you probably know their name better -- the industry of all the oil companies that come together and say we are for paying what essentially amounts to a carbon tax. >> some of the pigger oil companies are. we have to be careful how we interpret what they're saying because thatties places a lot of the medium sized oil companies. >> trevor:. you're saying -- >> the carbon tax needs to be

globalized. like china. >> trevor: my thing is america going to wait for china to follow the rules before it just does the right thing? >> we don't have to wait. if you displace coal in china with natural gas right now, you would have about a 50% reduction which is about a 13 to 15% reduction globally in emissions. talk about massive change. without any harming anybody economically speaking because what everybody is worried about including the president of uganda who wrote the scwaiting editorial in the "wall street journal," they are not going to put off getting their people out of poverty just for the sake of this obsession is solar and wind. so we can lead, i'm not saying we shouldn't lead, but we should lead with technological innovations including the oil and gas companies. the carbon capture technology is growing radically. exxon is talking about a carbon hub in the houston area. there are ways to not destroy our company while also reducing emissions and that's why i'm going to cop 26 to promulgate

that view. >> trevor: i could talk to you forever but you have to go, catching a train back to d.c., thanks for taking the time and chatting with me. don't forget, people, the congressman's books are available at dancrenshaw.com and check out his podcast "hold these truths." we'll take a quick break. we'll be right back after this. in business, setbacks change everything. so get comcast business internet and add securityedge. it helps keep your network safe by scanning for threats every 10 minutes. and unlike some cybersecurity options, this helps protect every connected device. yours, your employees' and even your customers'. so you can stay ahead. get started with a great offer and ask how you can add comcast business securityedge. plus for a limited time, ask how to get a $500 prepaid card when you upgrade. call today.

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alexa! simon says, "i've got vagina crabs in my butthole." i've got vagina crabs in my butthole. [ laughter ] alexa! simon says, "i gotta take a stinky poop!" i gotta take a stinky poop. [ laughter ] that's the best one yet! oh, you guys, i swear this is the greatest thing ever! you do one, token! hey, babe, what's up? oh, hey, babe. what's going on? what are you doing? nothing. i'm just having fun with my friends. that -- that okay? what are you pissed off about? [ scoffs ] i'm not pissed off i'm just hanging out. so you're just going to be passive aggressive again and not talk about what you're feeling? welp, i think, uh...i think i got some stuff to do at home. yup, come on ike. we got google home at my house. aw, guys, guys! don't leave, guys. everything's cool. we'll see you later man, g-good luck. awesome. thanks for coming in and bitching me out in front of all the guys. you wereclearlymad about something. you should just tell me when you're mad.

just like you tell me what you're mad about every single day. why do act like this all the time?! [ groans ] you were the one who was pissed off. you're the one being passive aggressive again... ugh. ...because you don't know how to talk about what you're feeling! [ door slams ] [ sighs ] alexa... add "titty chips" to my shopping list. i've added "titty chips" to your shopping list. [ chuckles ] [ indistinct, lively conversations ] ♪♪ look at 'em -- every day people are buyin' more and more of them amazon and google thingies, while we all sit here and lose our jobs! it ain't right. automated personal assistants, self drivin' trucks -- whatever happened to people jobs?! they took our jobs! -yeah! -yeah! yeah! they dook er jer! and it's time for us to band together and take to the streets to say we ain't gonna take it no more! [ cheering ]