allies of chavez, who's company is a business partner where george sorose. let's have trial by combat. >> trevor: no one's ( bleep ) that. let's move on to a new story about tesla. teslas are famous for their fully-automatic self-driving mode. but it turns out that their self-stopping mode still needed a little work. >> 54,000 tesla cars are being recalled because of an autonomous driving feature that disobeys stop signs. tesla introduced the rolling stop feature in a software update in october of 2020. the program would allow cars in self-driving mode when no one is around to drive past the stop sign without coming to a complete stop. tesla says it will fix the issues through a wireless software update. tesla claims no cars in its self-driving program have been involved in any acsidents.

>> no, don't fix this! come on, people, a self-driving car that follows all the rules. that's going to be dangerous. that's the last thing other drivers expect. who stops at a stop sign. you almost killed me and my family. they need to speed up at a yellow right or drive faster when a pedestrian is crossing the street. you say it's dangerous, but we both love that game. i don't mind that teslas were rolling through stop signs, because i actually like the idea of artificial intelligence not being so uptight and perfect. i don't know. like, i want lazy a.i. i want chilled yea. there's less than of a robot uprising. the robots will be like: "must destroy human beings.

but first, must scroll through tiktok." but there are probably some self-driving cars that people should not drive. take a look at this story. it reportedly started when the driver are you about to see cut off another driver in traffic, and he got mad and slammed his brakes when the first car started riding his bumper. then, when the other car pulled out and tried to pass him, this happened >> in florida, take a look at this new dashcam video showing the moment when a driver shot at another driver during a road rage incident. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> oh, my god. that's ( bleep ) up. >> popper's attorney says his client was just defending

himself. he's now facing two charges, including aggravated assault with a firearm. ( laughter ) >> trevor: what's the deal with this guy? first of all, first of all, guys, the whole point of road rage is to not hurt each other. right. we just act crazy because we're safe in our cars. it's like twitter but on the 4thof july. freeway. the way he pulled out the gun, i don't know about you, but i thought he was going to be a stone-colded assassin. you sought way he pulled it out. when he started shooting he looked like a five-year-old shooting fireworks the whole time ( crying ) i think we can all agree, someone like this should not be allowed to have a gun. you can't just be spraying bullets randomly on the freeway. first of all, you could kill someone. secondly, this is florida. everyone else has a gun. you start shooting, next thing someone in another car goes,

"they're shooting." then they start shooting. they're shooting on the 4thof july. and grandmothers in the old age homes are like, somebody's shooting. and the alligators come out of the swamp and they're like, "all right, i guess we're doing this." it's not just this one dude. this is a big problem in america. it's a huge problem. so many disputes in this country go straight from talking shit to shooting. you know why i think this happens? it's because the second amendment comes right after the first. first amendment, right to talk shit. second amendment, you see what happens when you talk shit. they should have made first amendment, talk about shit that was said. and the third, grab a drink, maybe we haven't have said that shit. maybe the 15th amendment, the right to bear arms. i'm cool now, man. seventh agreement, the right to breathe. this is why we need tesla's autopilot mode. then you can keep driving and the car will shoot for you.

( laughter ) all right, let's move on to our stop interest. it's about the n.f.l. when you think of the n.f.l., you're supposed to think of athletes doing exciting things like making amazing catches, throwing incredible passes, and running up the middle into a big pile of people for some crazy reason. what are you doing? go around them, you idiot. that's what i would have done. but in recent years, the actual football part of the n.f.l. has often been overshadowed by off-the-field scandals, from the redskins controversy, to the blackballing of colin kaepernick, to the league telling players that dark spots on their m.r.i.s was just their brains getting a sun tan. and this week brought a whole new scandal for the n.f.l., when former miami dolphins coach brian flores filed a lawsuit accusing the league of racial discrimination against black coaches. flores claims that teams are interviewing black coaches with no intention of actually hiring them. he says he had an interview with the broncos where the executives

showed up an hour late, and clearly hungover, and an interview with the giants that he knew was bullshit because the team had already decided to hire a different, white coach. and the way he found out they'd already hired someone is pretty wild. >> flores says he found out from patriots coach bill belichick that the giants had hired a head coach three days before he was scheduled to have an interview with the team. >> the complaint states on january 24, belichick wrote, "sounds like you have landed. congrats!" flores responded saying, "did you hear something i didn't hear?" belichick texted back, "giants?" flores later texted belichick to ask if he's texting the right coach before belichick fesses up that he has the wrong man. "sorry, i (expletive) this up. i double-checked and misread the text. i think they're naming daboll. i'm sorry about that. bb." >> trevor: this is so embarrassing. why do old people sign their texts? do they do that for everything?

"i am so horny right now. yours truly, henry." "i want you to go to town on my ass. affectionately yours, linda." "squirt emoji, squirt emoji. best wishes, henry." no, for real though, what a screw-up by belichick. he's a coach so he can't blame c.t.e. this is how flores found out he already lost the job he was about to interview for, about to. you may be wondering why would an n.f.l. team grant an interview to a black coach if they have no intention of hiring them? for a long time, black head coaches in the n.f.l. were just not a thing. between 1926 and 1989 there were zero black coaches, nada. during that 60-year period, it was easier to find a black person some space than coaching in the n.f.l. and finally, in 20002, johnny cochran, yes the o.j. guy. i guess he was just really into football-- threatened to sue the league if

it didn't get its act together. and so the n.f.l. created something called "the rooney rule," which said that any time there's an opening for a new coach, at least one minority candidate had to be interviewed for it. which is cool, but now brian flores is saying that these interviews he's getting aren't real. these teams are just going through the motions to satisfy the rooney rule. think of it this way: it's like when your mom emails you that her friend's son just moved to your city and she wants you to be friend with him. you'll go get a beer with him to make your mom happy, but you know for a fact you're never going to hire him as your friend. and, honestly, if you're going to make someone come to a bullshit interview, at least let them know ahead of time so they can have some fun with it. think of how dope it would be to get to an interview knowing you're not going to get the job. then you could give bullshit interviews. "what would you say is your biggest weakness?" "i'm deathly afraid of footballs.

and i don't know what a football is. and, look, i don't know about what happened with brian flores. but it's clear that the rooney rule, despite its good intentions, has done nothing to solve the n.f.l.'s black coaching problem. >> the facts are clear that black coaches are not awarded the same opportunities as their white counterparts. black coaches take longer to get hired. they get fired faster. >> a study found that coaches of color averaged shorter tenures than white coaches and were less likely to land another head coaching job after being fired. >> there was an academic study that came out across three decades, over 1,000 coaches, finding that black coaches were 114% less likely to be promoted to coordinator positions. >> despite the success of coaches such as tomlin and tony dungy, who both won super bowls, when it comes to head coaches, the league is nearly as white now as it was in 1989. >> in 2003, when the rooney rule was instated, there were three african american coaches in the national football league. we are 19 years removed from the institution and implementation

of the rooney rule, and there is now one head coach. >> trevor: that's right, out of 32 teams in the n.f.l., there's still only one black head coach, which is fewer than the number of black coaches when the rooney rule started! so the rooney rule is basically as useless as the five-second rule: "yeah, bitch, you dropped your food on the floor. if you put it in your mouth, it's nasty. it's not like bacteria is slow to figure it out. and not only are black coaches still not getting enough opportunities, when they do get the job, they have a much shorter leash than white coaches. yeah, even if they win, there's still a good chance they're going to get fired. now, is the n.f.l. doing this on purpose to black coaches? nobody knows. maybe, or maybe it's an unconscious bias. that's what makes racism so hard to prove these days. back in the day, when somebody was being rainforest you knew. they would be up front. they would be like, "you? you want the head coaching job? you're one funny negro.

i didn't know negro were smart enough to make jokes. did you know that, steve?" that's why proving racism in 2022 can be so frustrating. sometimes it feels like you're in the only person in a horror movie that actually knows what's going on. "you have too believe me, man, there's a serial killer in the camp." "don't be ridiculous, all these sexy teens are probably stabbing themselves to death. come on!" no matter why it's happening, it's clear black coaches aren't getting the same opportunity in the n.f.l. as their white counterpart, which is a demoralizing situation >> n.f.l. owners have stuck to an old game plan when it comes to hiring head coaches and that, in turn, has sent morale amongst black coaches plummeting to a new low. it's now so bad, football agent brian levy convened a zoom meeting for many of the black coaches he represents to talk about the rooney rule-- part workshop, part therapy session.

>> you see guys that are not as qualified that jump ahead of you, guys that you have trained and that were under you for years that jump. and now, so what is the criteria, you know? the resume doesn't matter anymore. >> he's not getting interviewed because he's the qualified coach. he's getting interviewed because they have to hit the quota. you see the black man, you're like, "oh, he's the rooney." that's why he's interviewed. he's the rooney. >> trevor: man, you see this shit the situation is so bad for black coaches, they are voluntarily having zoom meetings. do you know how unfair something has to be for football coaches to talk about their feelings. even when they win the super bowl, they're up on the podium that night like: ( unemotional ) "we played well today. gonna give the boys 20 minutes off tomorrow, and then it's back to the weight room." this is the most exciting day of my life. for more on the issue, let's go to our senior tailgating correspondent, roy wood jr. i believe you are out at miami dolphins stadium right now, and this story is truly a bombshell story >> it is shocking, trevor.

shocking. i can't believe that racism still exists in the n.f.l. i mean, they had "end racism" on their helmets! are you telling me that didn't do anything?? >> trevor: you know, roy, i'm as shocked as you are. but let me ask you, what do you think of the rooney rule? because this lawsuit seems to prove that it hasn't worked. >> the problem with the rooney rule is it underestimates racial bias. the rooney rule says, "you don't like black people? well, hang out with one and see what happens!" but nothing happened! so now, it's even worse now. you're still hiring the white coach, and wasting a black man's time! >> trevor: right. so let me ask you-- >> not to mention, this rule messes with a black man's self-esteem. he's going on all these interviews and doesn't get the job, he's obviously gonna wonder "is it me?" you get low self-esteem. that shit starts to affect your whole life. you start having problems with intimacy. your girl asks, "what's wrong?" but you're too manly to admit that when you get older, things don't work as good. you know what i'm talking about, trevor? you upon exactly what i'm talking about. you've been through this shit.

you start growing apart. she leaves you. next thing you know, she's dating the white coach, because he's got a good job! meanwhile you're at home by yourself watching porn. and not even jerking off. you're just watching it and eating cheese. >> trevor: i, uh, i think that went a bit off track. but i get what you're saying, roy. you think the rooney rule should be abolished. >> no, i didn't say that. we just gotta replace the roone? i'm sorry, what is that? >> it's simple. if a team wants to interview a minority candidate they fly mefun weekend. fly first class. chill in a hotel with a mini bar. drunk in new orleans. i'm going to have a good-ass time. >> trevor: i'm looking here

and it says one of tavailable jn minnesota. you want to fly there? >> you want to send a black man to minnesota in february? what part of "end racism" do you not understand, trevor? my skin wasn't made for those temperatures. let the ve to figure something else out. let's take a break, and when we come back, we'll tell you the truth about where your poop actually goes. stick around. so, roy, you're just going to give up on minnesota? >> trevor, there's a reason you vikings. you ever seen a black viking. >> trevor: i can't say i have. that's a good point. >> name one black viking. >> trevor: you got me. >> trevor: you got me. >> yeah. ♪♪ come seek the royal caribbean ♪ the best part about doing things yourself.

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where your feces, which contains your d.n.a., by the way, is collected. let's get some answers. hey, what are you doing with our fluids? we have a right to know. >> sir, this is just of the waste water treatment plant. that's it. >> so you admit you have our poop. >> briefly, i guess. >> i knew it. you can't get me ( bleep )! goddamn it! we may never know why the government is harvesting our feces through an elaborate network of tubes, but there's one thing i do know: they're never going to get mine because i've sewn my butthole shut. checkmate, uncle sam. >> trevor: rest in peace, kevin. we'll never forget you. it was kevin, right? i forgot. all right, when we come back, the legend of injuring yourself, johnny knoxville, will be joining me on the show to talk w&about the brand-new william w&about the brand-new william jackso shh, do you think she's still awake? don't worry.

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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is the creator and star of "jackass," johnny knoxville. he's here to talk about his death-defying stunts in the new film "jackass forever." >> oh, my god. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> chris got a little bit cocky, too close to the sun. >> trevor: johnny knoxville, welcome to "the daily show." >> thank you for having me. >> it is so good to see you functioning as a human being. >> you know, i'm happy to be functioning after one of those films. >> trevor: like, you're one of those people where if somebody bet money with me and said, "how long do you think this guy will live for?" i probably would have lost all my money. you're 50 now, right? >> yes. >> trevor: congratulations. >> thank you. >> trevor: i'm loving it. i did not think i'd live to see

you get old. silver fox and everything. >> thank you. >> trevor: you went natural during the pandemic. >> oh, yes. >> trevor: and yet you're still trying to die. >> still trying to entertain. >> trevor: when you do successfully, by the way. >> thank you. >> trevor: congratulations. i think the movie is really funny. i think the stunts are crazy. do you guys get tired of the pain? do you feel pain? >> my pain threshold i think is about the same as everyone else's. >> trevor: i don't think so. >> it's a "i don't give a damn" thresh hold. >> trevor: i don't think it's the same. i got hit by a car once. it will never happen again. if you cross the street with me, there is no car in sight. i will never forget that shit. you come along and i go, where the bull hits you-- the scene where you get hit by the bull-- do you remember that? >> i remember the bull hitting me and flipping and in the hospital they had to send me footage. >> trevor: you were snoring afterwards. >> the doctor said that was me trying to swallow my tongue.

>> trevor: i thought-- so this is what happens. you get hit by the bull. you flip, you crash down. you start snoring, and i'm like, "johnny, that's funny, i'm knocked out, and i'm snoring." and now you're telling me that part of it is-- >> i didn't bring that up in the movie. >> trevor: yeah, look at me now. now i'm the opposite of entertained. i'm worried about you. what else have the doctors said? are you fully okay as a person? you can't do this for much longer, right? >> that was my last bull to face because i've had 16 concussions, and that one was really pretty knarly. i had a brain hemorrhage and it took me several months to come back from. i took a lot of cognitive tests, and, boy, my scores weren't great. >> trevor: wow. >> the doctors upon were like do you have trouble paying attention? i said, yeah, i can't sit still. he said you scored 17 out of 100 on the attention span. >> trevor: you just taking knock after knock after knock. >> i'm better now. now it's like, i don't know,

it's 20. >> trevor: i'm glad you've gone up. we're glad that johnny knoxville has gone up. here's another question: who is your health insurance provider? >> i actually have very good health insurance. >> trevor: do they know what you do? like, because-- like, whenever i think of health insurance, i think of them being like, "ah, but, you know, preexisting conditions. what do you do for a living" type thing? do you have life insurance. >> i actually got life insurance, which is amazing. >> and they know what you do? >> yeah, they know what i do. i don't harp on it with them, but they know what i do. >> trevor: i like how you say it, you gloss over. "what do you do for a living?" "i work with animals. i work near the water." >> i work with gravity, newtano third law of motion. >> trevor: is there a stunt that terrifies you-- is there a thing you're like, i want to do it, but i don't think i'll have the balls to do it. >> i don't like cold weather and cold water. that's my line in the sand. >> trevor: wow. >> yeah, i don't like it. although, i have-- i have done

things in cold weather and cold water. >> trevor: but that's actually your-- it's not pain, it's cold. >> yeah. well, steve-o's is-- he'll let you put a hook in his mouth and cast him out in the sea, for sharks. but they tried to get him to bungee dive off a bridge, and he's like, "no way, no way." it's like something grandma's do. everyone has their irrational thing pup all the cast members, "he wouldn't bungee dive." okay, steve-o. >> trevor: how do you pick the stunt and how do you pick who will do the stunt? in this movie, they have vultures and penises. i'll say that to keep people on the hook. you have scorpions involved in people's faces upon. you have penises and bees. >> yes, there's a lot of penis. >> trevor: there's a lot of penis, which is good. it's like euphoria, but with comedy. how do we choose who gets to do which stunt? do the people know ahead of time and they say, "yes, i'll do it,"

or is it, "no, i want you to do it." >> everybody has their specialist, pontius is the naked guy. although steve-o will do naked things. i'm more of the blunt-force-trauma die. no, they don't know a lot of times what's happening ahead of time. jeff and i know who we want to do it. and if they protest like they don't want to do it, jeff has a way of-- you know, he'll either bulldog them into it or take them on a walk and be their buddy and talk them into it that way. he has a number of ways coming at the guys. >> trevor: i appreciate that. >> yes. >> trevor: encouraging people to get hurt. ( laughter ) of their own volition. >> secretly, they all want footage. if someone gets a really good bit, no matter how painful, they're like, "now i need to get one." everyone tries to top each other and it helps with the film. >> trevor: it really does help the film. johnny knoxville has evolved a lot over the years. you started the show at what, the age of 29, i think, on mtv,

back in the day. you've gone on to do everything, the movies, tv show. everybody loves what you do. you have developed a rabid fan base, what was an evolution for me, one of the craziest stunts for people was speaking out after george floyd. >> oh, my god, that was-- i mean, infuriating for everyone, i believe. >> trevor: it was impressive because a lot of people didn't expect you-- you're johnny knoxville. they're like the guy gets hit by things in the head. i don't think he's going to say something. and you said really beautiful things about the moment and what was happening in america. and then there were some fanlz of yours who were pissed off. they're like, "no, johnny, we don't want you saying anything." >> i was so disgusted by that act-- like a lot of people. and i feel like i could not say something, you know. and, yeah, i lost... like 100,000 people unfollowed me. i told them to. i'm like, "if you don't like what i'm saying please don't

follow me because i don't want you in my life. i don't need you in my life." i wanted to clear those people out. and i did. >> trevor: wow. >> and it felt much better, right? because, i mean, that's just been going on way to go. >> trevor: i hear you. >> and it's-- it's... i know. >> trevor: no, no, i appreciate you. i really do. >> thank you, i appreciate you. >> trevor: i think a lot of people are going to eni jot movie because you guys don't take yourselves seriously. it's just fun. you're hurting yourselves, which is a wonderful thing. consensual hurting of it, hyself. i hope we see you in another "jackass" but i hope we find stuntsz you can do safely without failing cognitive tests. >> i hope if we do another one-- we may, we may not, i don't know-- i'll try my best to sit behind the camera with jeff tremaine, but as he told me, i'm lousy at doing that. >> trevor: you could do the naked stunts. >> i'm not built for speed like pontius.

just to be honest. there was a reason i wasn't picked for the open. it looks like an egg in a nest, trevor. >> trevor: oh, man! >> sorry, everyone. ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh! oh, boy. johnny knoxville, it's always fun having you on, man. man. >> thank you, thank you verying3 if me. thank you for joining me. >> thank you. >> trevor: "jackass forever" is in theaters everywhere february 4. you definitely want to check it out. it's a lot of fun. okay, we're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this. an ostrich egg or anoth

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- i know that people are gonna say, "oh, you should only practice it this way or that way." - uh, i believe in capitalism too. i believe in capitalism for everybody. - uh, what he said, which i found mildly amazing, was that he thought i would have a hard time debating barack obama. - we faced something much, much greater after world war ii. we had 10 million came home all at once. we--but what-- what did we do then? there were some of the liberals back then that said, "oh, we have to have more work programs."

- tango, tango, i'm in position. - copy, tango. clear vantage point? - it'll have to do. we're not getting any closer. - all right, butters, bring it in. - equipment is flying in. ten seconds. - copy that. ten seconds, cartman. - i can hear, kyle. just tell me when to go. - ...by 60%. [applause] by that time, the debt had been-- - we might have a problem. - what's that? - we just got word somebody might try to faith hill this event. - lock down the whole perimeter. nobody's faith hilling. not on my watch. [applause] - i think they're on to us, guys. let's do this. - the one thing, talking about concerns about the, uh, the military and veterans, i'm very proud that i get twice as many donations-- - i got it. - hey, somebody's under the stage! - go, cartman! [dramatic music] ♪ ♪ [camera shutter clicks] - we got it, we got it! - go, go, go, go! - [laughs] that was sweet, you guys!

- first, there was planking: people taking pictures of themselves in a planked position and putting the photos on the internet. planking was soon replaced by owling, and after the super bowl, by bradying. but the newest meme involves pulling the shirt out to look like boobs. it's called faith hilling, and all around the world, people are doing it. kids, adults, even some notable celebrities are getting into the act. but as faith hilling becomes more and more popular, the question on everyone's mind: who will be the first to die doing it? [school bell rings] - i've been sent here because you children are playing with fire! faith hilling is nothing more than an evolution of bradying. from football quarterback to football singer. - oh, please. bradying is so 2000-and-late. - i know you all think what you're doing is new and hip and cool, but the truth is, memeing has been around a long time. we're gonna watch a film strip now

that's a little dated, but i think it gets the point across. [warbly muzak playing] ♪ ♪ - for many young people today, taking pictures in silly poses has become a dangerous pastime. the latest meme has also become the most deadly. it's called tebowing. this is ryan and barkley. they're about to learn just how dangerous tebowing can be. - hey, here's a good place. i'll do it right here. - i don't know, ryan. you sure this is a good idea? - stop being a scaredy-cat. it'll just take a second. how could i get hurt? - okay, hold still. [train whistle blows] what's that? - a train! [both screaming] - ryan! - no, no, nooooo! [both screaming] - no, no, no, no, no! nooooo! [both screaming]