america is accusing russia of lying about pulling troops back from ukraine, while actually still preparing troops to invade it. i'm not going to lie. it wou be a surprise if russia s being sneaky. it's a country that hides dolls inside bigger dolls. do you know how sick you have to be to do that. you think you found a doll, there's another doll, i didn't show gratitude to the person. three dolls. i didn't show four dolls gratitude. how many dolls. and i break the last one. now i broke my toy. russia insists they're pulling the troops back, that's what they say. even though all the satellite evidence shows they're adding more troops to the border. and people are saying what putin is doing here is really disingenuous. can i be honest? i really understand this move. in fact, anyone who has ever played "call of duty" knows what this move is all about. your mom calls you down for dinner, and what do you do? "i'm coming coming mom!

i'm just rapg up a mission. i'll be right there! let's go again. stop messing around on the bistation, nick! come on!" but america is certain russia is still planning to invade. today the u.s. secretary of state even said what russia might do to justify an invasion is launch fake or even real chemical weapons at themselves and then blame it on ukraine. yeah, yeah, frawrl, spoilers, hello. secondly, can you imagine that, staging a chemical attack on yourself to justify your invasion? that's pretty messed up. especially for the russian soldiers who have to carry out the mission. "so we launch this on ourselves but this is fake, yes?" "yeah we will find out when bomb explodes. mystery, excitement." as erratic as the russians' actions might seem, you understand what they're doing right now, right? they're playing chess. this is literally what thes

chessis all about. oh, i'm moving forward. i'm moving back wards. i'm attacking. no i'm not, the horse is going this way and then it turns. and the russians love playing chess. they've been designed for this moment. meanwhile, the rest of of us, we don't play chess anymore. we love dumb games now. we're like, "i need a five-letter word that ends in "de." plate? no." let's move on from a country trike to take over a world to a dictatorship that already runs the world, disney. now they're apparently moving into real estate. disney announced it will be building planned communities where residents can be "part of disney all the time." which i guess means you have to wait in line for three hours to use your own bathroom. and look, guys, as much as i'm for decriminalizing drugs, i don't know if we should

encourage people to take them at work. because this sounds like an idea that was inspired by a "something extra" if you know what i mean. like, what if the whole world was disney all the time? like all the time?" "oh, i love this guy. he's so-- he's so great. i love it. disney, all the time. oh, man, i'm so ( bleep ) up right now." i love disney by the way, i personal love disney. i love disneyland, i love disney world, but i think the disney experience will lose its magic if you relive it every day. you can't do disney every day. i don't want to pretend i'm a make a wish kid to cut lines every day. you have to do that twice a week, max. special occasions. if you think this idea sounds creepy, just, like, living in disney all the time, wait until you see the promo video they released. >> these vibrant communities will will be infused with disney place-making.

picture an energetic community with the warmth and charm of a small town and the beauty of a resort. a place that entices inspiration and makes every moment more memorable than the last. a story living by disney community is something truly special. >> trevor: "communities infused with disney place-making." am i the only one tho thinks that sounds like a cult? i'm not saying it is a cult, you saw how it looked and how it sounded. it feels look a cult. i'm not saying it is a cult, i'm saying it feels like a cult, yeah. like, if you decide to live there, don't be surprised if you get home one day and it ends with goofy banging your wife. i mean, even if it's not a cult, i don't trust it. you know, a perfect community that just feels like an ideal small town. i saw wandavision, disney. you're not fooling me. i know how the shit ends. by the way, by the way, this isn't the first time disney has tried to invent a town people live in. back in the 90s, disney built

a community in florida called "celebration, that also had a lot of hype at first, and then a few years later did so badly, they had to offload it to a private equity firm i mean, what makes disney think they can rehash the same idea with a modern spin and people will just throw money at it? it's not going to work. all right, that's it for the headlines. let's move on to our top story. it's about rap, the thing your 50-year-old cousin,s he still has a shot at. ed but now, a new style of rap has blown up, and it's got the point where the mayor of new york is so concerned he's trying to rein it in. >> mayor eric adams is trying to curb the violence associated with drill rap.

now that's a branch of rap music that is about the violent side of the streets. >> i had no idea what drill rapping was, but i called my son, and he sent me some videos and it is alarming. >> drill rap came under renewed scrutiny after 18-year-old artist jaquan mckenley's murder earlier this month. >> adams made national headlines late friday when he called out social media companies for their responsibility in promoting violence in drill rap videos and he vowed to put a plan in motion. >> we pulled trump off twitter because of what he was spewing, yet we are allowing music displaying of guns, violence. we are allowing it to stay on these sites. ed>> trevor: okay, okay, hold on. hold on. it is not fair to compare president trump to rappers. rappers are all about dissing their haters, banging porn stars, and bragging about how rich they are even when they're secretly broke. does that sound like donald trump to you? show some respect. and, yeah, once again, social

media companies are in the crosshairs, because you know these days, they're getting pressured to take a lot down. covid misinformation, election misinformation. hate speech. bullying. they can't keep up. soon the only thing that will be left on social media will be cat photos and things your grandpa accidentally tweeted while trying to google, "where did jeanie and i have our first date?" the real question is what is drill rap and why is it even scaring the mayor of new york? well, let's find out in another installment of "if you don't know, now you know." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ rap music-- a.k.a., hipety hop. it's a music that tackles every topic. it talks about relationship, money, social issues, life on the street. it even talk about the relative

moisture content of vaginas. but it can also celebrate gang violence, and that's what has some people worried about drill rap. >> the hard-driving beats and dark ominous sound of drill originated in chicago. it was also heavily gang affiliated. it got a new life in brooklyn, and was brought into the main stream by the late pop smoke. >> drill music has been around for more than a decade, but local activists tell us what's different is that the music now has a darker tone with drill rappers creating songs and viral dances that celebrate local murders. ♪ leaky got shot splash fot hot ♪ corbin got kidnapped they found his bones ♪ he was rot? ♪ >> more than the music itself, n.y.p.d. says it's the taunting and dissing in the lyrics that are rapped and posted on social media that fuel the violence. >> it's dissing people that passed. it's dissing people, family members. it's dissing people homies. and when that happens, they homies, they family members and they peoples is gonna retaliate.

and it's just a neverending cycle. >> trevor: yeah, that's right. a lot of the lyrics in drill rap aren't just about street life and violence in general. no, they're attacks on specific people in rival gangs, and especially taunting people who were already murdered. which if you ask me, is way over the line people. what are you trying to prove at that point? the person is dead. why do you have to make songs dissing a dead person. it's not like god is like, "we were going to let you in, but little dre busted so hard. no bustas allowed through the pearly gates." and i'm not a rapper, but if you ask me, a good diss track doesn't need to call for someone's murder. it doesn't need that. in fact, in my opinion, i think the best distracks don't even mention the names at all. look at taylor swift! all she said was that "someone" stole her scarf, and it ruined jake gyllenhall's life.

yeah, that dude wishes he had just been shot in the street! but drill rap is getting renewed scrutiny now because two drill rappers were murdered in new york just this month. and as you can see, the backlash has been widespread, from eric adams, to the police, to local community leaders on the ground. even some of new york's biggest rap d.j.s, people who love drill music by the way, have said they're going to stop playing explicit dis tracks because they don't want to encourage any more violence. and you can totally understand where they're coming from. they feel like the rap is making the streets more dangerous. don't forget, don't forget, this is an argument we've heard about rap music for decades. >> gangsta rap has become incredibly popular and profitable by selling lyrics about black-on-black violence. now that some of its stars stand accused of doing what they've been rapping about, life seems to be imitating art, so to speak. and the critics are coming out in force.

some radio stations have refused to play the most controversial rap records. >> in the wake of the rodney king verdict and the civil unrest in los angeles, some police officers across the country now say they're feeling threatened by the lyrics of a rap song. >> radio stations such as kace in los angeles and wbls in new york announced they would no longer play songs they considered negative. >> you have the right of free speech in this country, but you don't have the right to yell "fire" in a crowded theater. they're yelling "shoot" in a community that is crowded with guns. >> they don't seem to see any connection between the kind of music which they sell for profit and the kinds of problems we have in american society. >> rap opponents say they're fighting to save a generation. it won't be easy. last night at the billboard music awards in hollywood, one of the most foul-mouthed rappers, dr. dre, was upheld as one of the best artists of the year. >> trevor: that you foul-mouthed dr. dre. what a disgrace! i, for one, will never buy mid-range headphones from that man. but, yeah, back in the 90s people were saying all the same

things about rap music that they're saying now about drill rap music. and you'll find in another 30 years, they'll be saying the same thing about whatever rap is then. "these crypto-rappers are out of control! we don't feel safe in our own metaverse anyone. don't get me wrong. i'm not saying the backlash against drill rap is the same as the 90s. i'm not saying that. in fact this week, eric adams actually sat down with a group of drill rappers to hear their side of the story which is definitely not something that was happening a lot back then. like rudy giuliani never sat down for a meeting with tupac, and if he dhe was only trying to find dirt on hunter biden. still, the fact we've been down this road before probably should be a reason to pause, just pause before condemning an entire genre. because a lot of the people that think drill rap is the cause of this violence don't realize that if you ask people in the drill rap community, they say, no, it's not the cause of the

violence. it's actually the other way around. >> how are we taking a genre of music and saying, "this is the problem in the community." how the ( bleep ) is that the problem. yo, that's music. it's a problem that already existed before they had this genre of music. the music is the expression for trauma. >> they're rapping about their reality, and they need tond that. if, for example, there was a ban on the music, the violence would stop. it's not. they're using it as a scapegoat. >> the community is like-- it's it's like, there's no hope, no opportunities. we're making music so we can get out of these places. >> the music is a manifestation of what is already happening. they are actually living their reality, right? so if their reality was different, then they would rap about different things. >> trevor: you see, from their perspective, people upset about violence in rap music are

focusing on the symptom instead of the root cause. because you want to ban drill rap, but you don't want to ban income inequality. you want to ban drill rap, but you don't want to ban mass incarceration. you want to ban drill rap, but you don't want to ban failing schools. >> you want to ban drill rap but you don't want to ban the things that lead to drill rap. this isn't unique to this issue. like, attacking the symptom instead of the cause is as american as arming teachers. but just cracking down on drill rappers won't stop anything. they'll just find another way to express themselves. you're going to end up creating a generation of drill podcasters, when i'm putting my enemies to sleep, i always do it on a casper mattress. the point is, drill rappers are like any other artist. their art is going to be an expression of what's around them. if you want to stop the music, don't emulate the same mistakes america has been making for 30 years. emulate policies from a country that isn't producing drill rap.

i'm not trying to start a beef, but there's a reason the scandinavian drill scene ain't shit. and, yeah, i'm talking to you finland. what you going to do, give me free healthcare? shit. don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, i'm not saying it's necessarily wrong to stop some of these songs from spreading on radio or social media. i'm not saying that. all i'm saying is that can't be the only solution. who knows, who knows, maybe if you actually fix the issues in these communities, then maybe, just maybe, the rap music that comes out of them could sound a whole lot different. >> you already know what it is. it's your i do d.j. systemic change. my neighborhood good. the road smooth. the system working exactly how it's supposed to. i got no beef. nothing to complain about. let's go! start

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but their messaging was a bit more course. these trucks shut down businesses and made roads impanel. can i go around here? how do i-- how do i get around? but how long were the protesters planning to paralyze canada's eighth best city. david, how long you have been here? >> i've been here since day one. >> holding down the fort. >> pretty much pilenot going anywhere. >> i'm coming in from new york. i go by brooklyn. >> there you go. >> we're able sty here up to two years. >> you're committed to being here for two years. >> yeah, because two years is nothing. >> how are you going to keep up the energy to be here for years. >> that's not a problem, the people will bring it. >> stim lantz. >> i smoke a lot of weed. that's to couple me down and keep me centered. >> weed, paranoia. >> no. >> do you think the government is coming for you? >> oh, yeah, constantly. like, their little tactics. they move around. they move in. >> are you paranoid? >> no.

>> what kind of stuff do you haul? >> i haul everything. in 2020, i hauled from food to building supplies to medical supplies. >> do you have my end table they ordered from wayed fair like three weeks ago? >> it's probably sitting either in molecular or toronto or on the border. >> are you kidding me? it would really look great in my apartment. what exactly was the point of interrupting the supply chain? what is this all about. >> you know what? >> sorry, what is this all aboot? >> this is about our freedoms. >> could you be any more generic? >> you know, if you are vaccinated, you get to do certain things. if you're not vaccinated, you don't. i don't think people should be divided. we should all be together, divided. >> we're setting up essentially a truck barrier to keep everybody together so they can be united. >> yes. >> gotcha. we might as well lock them in. sort of like the parent who locks the door and says you guys are in here until the water runs out, you become friend or democracy crumbles. >> yes. >> if you're not vaccinated

you're literally a second-class citizen in this country. i can't go to ia restaurant. i can't play hockey. >> we don't live in nazi germany. those days are over. show me your papers doesn't happen anymore. >> is the germany comparison a stretch here in canada? >> no. >> are you afraid of cultural appropriation? >> probably. >> american cultural appropriation, because we use the german excuse all the time. oddly enough, that wasn't the only things canadians were appropriating. >> i hate to use that slogan, but "make north america great again." >> make north america great again, and i don't mean to use that guy's word, but it's true. >> it wasn't even his. he stole it from another guy before him. i see the "q" army on your head. is "q" the american thing trying to find j.f.k. jr.? >> exactly. >> what "q" shit is going down here? >> no, "q" is-- >> so this is like a yankees hat. >> exactly. >> the "q" thing might be a

fashion choice, but they're definitely reading the same internet as many americans. >> it's more than just the vaccine. >> what else? >> what's agenda 2030? >> really? you're afraid the government will sterilize you? >> but in two weeks in the truck can't be too good for the sperm production. >> so margaret atwood audio books are apparently a thing with canadian truckers. while shutting down a city seems to have many obvious downsides-- hey, excuse me. hey. hi. have you seen a prius around here? some see an opportunity coming from the literal gridlock. >> the truckers are bringing in customers. they're bringing in tourists

from molecular, from all across canada. everybody wants to check this out. >> this is essentially a tourist boon for ottowa right now. >> yeah. >> you can feel the tourism in the air. you can smell it. upon it smells like amphetamines. the blood of 18-wheelers,s created legitimate tensions with residents of city. >> go home! get a job! no one wants you here! >> reporter: the downtown was shut, and there was palpable anger directed at local media. >> they're still lying, guys, they're still lying. >> and even at the "daily show." ( booing ) >> we're getting booed over here. we've been walking around here, there seems to be a real distrust of media here. >> oh, for sure. >> a lot of cameras up in your face. cameras on cameras. while canadian authorities have finally enac■ted emgency measures to try to clear the convoy, so far, the trucks are still there.

and a well-funded, never-ending street party infused with misinformation and nationalism feels remarkably possible in our own land of the free. where does this movement go from here? >> i believe it's going to be worldwide. >> it's going to come to america? >> ydefinitely. >> you think this is inspiring the dickheads in america? >> pardon me. >> this is inspiring the dickheads in america? >> it's inspiring people. people of america to join together upon to stand for freedom. >> okay. if they do come to america, then maybe i'll finally get my ( bleep ) end table. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, joornd. when we come back, i'll be talking to filmmaker janicza bravo about turning a tweet thread into a movie. so don't go awa

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movies everybody wanted to watch. >> you're up in my face. i was like listen, just get your ghetto ass up out of my face. it's not fault you're nasty. >> clean your butt! >> it's not my fault. you're nasty. >> clean your butt! ( bleep ). >> word. >> trevor: worst road trip ever. >> it's not a good one, yes. >> trevor: it really isn't, but it makes for a fantastic story. janicza bravo, welcome to "the daily show." >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: you have done something that nobody has done before. you turned a viral twitter thread into a movie. and not just, like, a movie. i mean, this is a full-on hollywood movie, nominated for multiple awards. congratulations. you know, just-- it's like fresh on rotten tomatoes. everybody loves the story. we read twitter thread all the time, right? we see tweet that go viral. we see moments, but it's very seldom that you think to yourself, this could be turned into a movie and turned into a

movie well. what made you think you could turn a story of a stripper meeting up with a friend of hers who is a stripper going down to florida and turning into one of the craziest nights and weeks of their lives. what made you think i can turn this into the movie >> did you read the original thread. >> trevor: i did. >> it's incredible. so electric, so radical, super stressful, very funny. so it was written in 2015 by asia king. and i read it the day it came out. i'm not on twitter. i wasn't then, i'm not now. lucky me. >> trevor: very lucky you. >> it's a great way to do it. >> trevor: if you want to hate yourself you should join. >> i don't need twitter to do that. i have my own brain. i read it the day it came out, and it was justice department unlike anything. i mean from, every line, if there isn't a deep, incredible joke embeddedded in of it, there is also just the way she strung texts and words together. it was visual, and i already

said it was the stressful. and that's kind of my area. i would say my umbrella is stressful comedy. >> trevor: if you said to anybody, "hey, would you like to watch this movie that's, like, about sex trafficking and, you know, women being exploited, but it's going to be a comedy?" people one like, "i'm sorry, do you understand what comedy means?" it seems like comedy is the only way you could spruce produce the story. when we were reading the tweets, i remember laughing but going this is ridiculous. >> it's incredibly bleak. i mean, i just-- hat off to her for using twitter as a platform to exorcise what was-- you started by saying this didn't seem like a great road trip. i called her today and said what do you feel hasn't been said in the film after you spent the last five years talking about it and also her living with it. and she said what she hadn't all the way kind of maybe processed

is that the film allowed her to close that chapter. >> trevor: i see, okay. >> this sort of nightmare in which her agency was being robbed of her, and i loved being on the receiving end of that, because that's all i wanted. i wanted to protect her, but i also wanted to be able to potentially offer some kind of solice for some other woman out there that might find themselves in this situation. you know, the opportunity to feel less alone, to feel heard, to feel considered, to feel that there is value in their life, and that, you know, they're worth it. >> trevor: yes. >> and i think we got to do that. >> trevor: i think you will did that and more. when you are directing a film that is based on a true story, you know, snag is as wild as this-- because when you watch this, this is like real life of what the "hangover" was sort of trying to do, if that makes sense. >> oh, i like that. >> trevor: the "hangover" is like what's the craziest thing that could happen on a trip. this is real life. this is happening. guns are being pulled on people. you have two strippers.

wait, i didn't sign up for this. what is happening? now there is sexes and drugs. >> do you know there are no drugs. >> trevor: no drugs. >> the world is drug free. i think it feels like there are druges -- >> trevor 0: all those people, you're telling me they're sober. >> the world is sober. it's not to say the real story was sober, but in the thread she never mentions drugs. so the characters are eating canada, primarily. and if if they're drinking they're drinking cranberry juice or red bull. so they're dihydrated. >> trevor: assumed there were drugs everywhere. >> no, but i think we bring that to the table. >> trevor: that makes sense. >> we're bringing drugs, and in the film itself, they don't go all the way to sort of, like, the nth degree. but it's just enough information so that we as watchers, we start to fill in those blanks and we make it worse. >> trevor: we do. we do make it worse. before i let you go, i would love to know what you're looking

forward to doing. you have lived such an interesting life in terms of your journey, starting off in costuming and styling and moving up into the ranks of being a really respected director, directing shows like "atlanta." where do you see yourself? where do you want to go? what stories do you want to try and tell now that you're in the space of being a director? >> very good question. the next thing i'm working on right at this moment, the other reason i'm in new york, i'm working with the costume institute, working with the met for this year's gala. >> trevor: oh, wow. >> which is a bit of-- you know, i used to be a costume designer, like you said. i used to be a production designer. it's pulling from that parent of my life and being able to tell a story through clothing, through inanimate objects. i would say it's sort of long term the arc. i just hope to keep getting to do this. and any opportunity or any chance to kind of put myself out there makes me feel like i

will-- the thing i believed about myself is true. i do-- i do have value. i am worthwhile. and that i hope for, you know, the directors who come behind me or come after me, i hope that it allows them this-- it either makes the road a little bit easier for them or tells them there's some possibility or chance. >> trevor: i think you will do that or a whole lot more. thank you for being on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: "zola" is currently streaming on showtime and available to rent or buy wherever you get your movies. okay, we're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this. i still can't believe there were no drugs. ( l

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or perhaps you thought working black friday wouldn't be a big deal. - i'm just trying to earn some extra holiday cash. - or maybe you're just too stupid to realize what you've gotten yourselves into. - that's enough! our only chance of surviving this year's sale is by sticking together. those of you who signed up are to be commended. but i warn you-- do not underestimate the battle that's about to take place outside those doors. winter is coming. - good evening, sir. i'm calling together all the fighters of zaron. i need to speak with lady mccormick. - she's not here right now.

- please tell her there's to be a meeting in the great hall. i have found a way to get xbox ones, and the fair lady mccormick will want to hear about it. [indistinct chatter] - what are we doing here, guys? - [banging stick] thank you all for coming. prince token, sir timmy of blacklake, lady mccormick. - [giggles] - warriors, we have fought many great battles together at clyde's house, at scott malkinson's house. but soon we will be fighting the greatest battle of our young, hot lives. winter is coming, and the next-gen gaming devices are hitting the shelves. - which nobody can afford. - what if i were to tell you that if we all work together, there's a way we can get the new gaming systems? - if you know of a way, wizard, then speak. - i've learned of a dark magic at work. the day after thanksgiving, the first 30 people inside the mall get 80% off whatever they want. they are calling it "black friday." - whoa! spooky!