when spotify went down today, made me realize how cloud dependent we've become as people. you realize everything of yours is on the cloud. everything. social media goes down, it's fine. today i had no music. like i just had no music. where's the music? it's on the cloud. back in the day, the internet didn't affect my music. you could do whatever you wanted to with the internet, i still had my c.d. the worst thick that could happen is it could get a scratch. hello, ma, ma, ma, ma -- and then it would skip. you were good if you knew where your c.d. skipped, you would pause and say something, you

guys liking this? then skip over, all right, i'll carry on. you should have a fair split, some physical, some virtual, not everything in the cloud. i'm going to go back and buy some c.d.s now just to get back in the game. i listened to mixed tapes coming back. i actually want to go back to cassettes. rewind that, son, take it back. >> coming to you from the heart of times square in new york city, the only city in america, "the daily show." tonight, the world has a gas problem. bad-ass women of war. and sadhguru. this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. joining me is roy wood, jr. what's going on, roy? >> i'm good. i'm not worried about spotify, the cloud.

i printed every email i ever got in life. i got them all at the house. >> trevor: you're not worried because you basically physicalized everything in your life? >> everything. every picture, all that in a box. >> trevor: that is a miserable way to live but at least you have your e-mails. >> ask me if i've got every email. >> trevor: do you have every email? >> yes, i do. >> trevor: like every email. >> you will never catch me slacking, bro. >> trevor: i hope you're happy. >> even the spam. i print that, too. because you never know. >> trevor: good to see you, roy. >> yeah. >> trevor: all right! let's jump into today's headlines. we kick things off with covid 19. yesterday, the official global death toll from covid passed 6 million, which, according to the u.s., means the pandemic is over! congratulations, everybody! we did it. and, yes, things are getting better as the omicron wave

recedes because cases and hospitalizations are falling. most places are ending mask mandates and other antivirus measures which means you can now legally push the elevator buttons with your tongue again. we're back, baby. don't forget this, over 1400 americans are still dying from covid every day, the vast majority unvaccinated. which is why the one measure all experts are pushing harder than ever are vaccinations and boosters. but turns out it's not all experts. >> florida's head doctor says the state will be the first in the nation to recommend healthy kids should not get vaccinated for covid. state surgeon general made the announcement yesterday during a round table discussion organized by republican governor ron desantis. it included doctors who criticized coronavirus lockdowns and mandates. the c.d.c. and the american academy of pediatrics do recommend that covid vaccine be administered to all children five or older.

>> the florida department of health is going to be the first state to officially recommend against the covid 19 vaccines for healthy children. >> trevor: okay, first of all, let me just say that it is shocking to find out that florida has a surgeon general. i didn't know they had that. it's like finding out t.j. maxx actually has someone who organizes the clothes. have you seen that shit? but of course the florida surgeon general is going to have weird opinions. he's the surgeon general of florida. his other health recommendations are like alligators can't hurt you if you're drunk. what do we expect? it's florida, people. don't get me wrong. i do get where some people coming from on this issue. it is true that with a few rare exceptions, covid is not a problem for kids. i understand that completely, especially since kids are little germ factories all the time. yeah, coronavirus doesn't make them more sick than they are the 360 days of the year anyway. i get it. don't forget how vaccines work.

the more people who get them, even the people who are not vulnerable, the less the virus can spread, which protects people who are vulnerable and protects new cases from emerging. next thing you know the new variant will have legs, affect you in the lungs and kick you in the nuts. pow! ow! >> here's what people are not considering. going to be strong kids coming out of florida over the next two decades. look what they're up against, man. you up against covid, you up against the toxic algae down there, the water is all crazy down there. alligators, you got to run from gators. it's going to be some strong kids. that's what they're doing. >> trevor: strong or mutants. >> that also means strong. mutant is another word for strong. >> trevor: i agree with you there. i can't fight you on that. >> some strong, unvaccinated children. i might move my boy down there,

teach him some football. >> trevor: all right, let's move on to the other pandemic people keep insisting is behind us. racism. i know, i know there are all sorts of things that want make people go, oh, is that really racist, though? is it racist to touch a black person's hair or say the n-word during karaoke? i mean, yeah, you were singing "sweet caroline"." ( laughter ) there's one thing everyone can agree is racist and that's lynching. finally official. >> the u.s. senate passed a bill making lynching a federal hate crime. the bill is named for the 14-year-old whose brutal torture and murder helped to spark the civil rights movement and designates lynch as a hate crime punishable but up to 30 years in prison. congress previously failed to pass antilynching legislation despite over 200 attempts since

1918. >> trevor: goes to show both cartes with come together and pass common sense legislation. just need 400 years to do it. just need to be patient. prescription drugs, watch out, your price is going down in the year 2122, 2123? we'll still be alive. >> the prices definitely will be down. >> trevor: if you ask me, it's no coincidence they couldn't pass this law for 100 years and then mike pence almost gets lynched and suddenly lynching is a hate crime. a bit of a coincidence, don't you think? maybe that's how black people can solve all their problems. i'm not saying i want mike pence to get beaten up by the police, i'm saying if they tased him once or twice, probably would speed things along. i know this law only got passed in 2022, but all you've got to do is treat the footage a little to make it feel like it happened ages ago when it actually should

have. >> the u.s. senate just now passed a bill make lynching a federal hate crime and this just in, i heard there's now a telephone in europe, exciting times. >> trevor: happened so long ago, roy, feels good. >> it did happen so long ago. should we still focus on old racism, or, at this point, i think we should just be proactive and look at future racism and just pass the laws now so by the time we need the law, it will be in place. right now on the books should be the anti-mars desegregation act, should be on the books now, we should start discussing the desegregation of mars. >> trevor: you're assuming black people are going to make it to mars. >> they never will if we don't pass the legislation, trevor. that's why we have to now focus on making sure it's legal for black people to go to mars. >> trevor: what if they say they're going to send all the black people to mars only. >> you know, let me me call my congressman and discuss that

because i hadn't considered that option. >> trevor: all right, let's move on. because our main story today is about the continuing war in ukraine. so let's catch up on all the latest in our ongoing coverage of the war in ukraine. ♪♪ ♪♪ also now day 13 of russia's plan to liberate ukrainians by bombing all of their cities, and things don't look like they will be getting better im soon. a third round of peace talks has ended with no resolution. 2 million ukrainians have now fled the country and the russians are reportedly trying to pay syrians to come fight with them against ukraine. and i don't know, man, i feel like syrians must be pretty conflicted about this because, on the one hand, russia is asking them to fight in another war? but on the other hand, there's finally one european country happy to have syrians come over. huh? you know, if you ask me, i think

this is a pretty smart strategy from putin. he's thinking if he can turn this into a middle east conflict the west will stop caring about it. in a battle, mcdonald's and starbucks are cutting ties with russia, both announcing they would temporarily close all locations in the country. no starbucks, no mcdonald's. that's a sad life to live. and no pick me up in the morning, no happy meals. or as they call them in russia, meals. i don't think they have a word for happy. just like, go to the drive-through and give the did the food. look in meal, commit tri. great tool, wheelbarrow to remind you the process of -- the purpose of life is work. this is your birthday. this is your birthday. you were born on this day. this is your birthday. as the situation in ukraine gets more dire, the economic fallout

of the war is spreading to the rest of the world. >> this morning gas prices soaring to the highest average ever recorded, $4.17 a gallon. >> i just filled up right now and it cost me $50 versus normally it costing me 30. >> up 10 cents in just one day and 55 cents since last week. eclipsing the previous record of $4.10 a gallon set 14 years ago. >> in california, $4 a gallon would be a relief. the average there is $5.28. prices at this shell station in los angeles hitting nearly $7. >> oh, my god... >> gas prices shocking drivers at the pump. >> it's $100 and it's not even a full tank. >> trevor: yeah. if you thought gas prices were already high, russia invading ukraine has only made things worse, which sucks for everybody. it sucks for parents who need to drive kids to cool. it sucks for small businesses who have to spend more money to move things around.

it sucks for everyone because the price of gas affects the price of everything. if this keeps up the next fast and furious movie will take place on public transportation. it's all about saving gas. and i feel so bad for everyone who gets surprised filling up the tank. yesterday you had enough money. today you don't. your salary didn't go up, nothing in your life changed, you just don't have enough money. which by the way is weird. can we agree it's weird? it's weird the price of gas changes but instantly at the pump. you get what i'm saying? i feel like the change should only affect the gas that's on its way, not the gas that's already there. this gas has been there for a week so technically it's the $4 gas. give me the gas at the bottom of the tank, the $2 shit, i want the stuff that's here now. and can we spare a moment for this woman who was surprised there? i mean, just think about it, camera crew comes up to her and they're, like, can we film you

while you fill up your tank? she's probably oh, boy, i'm on a secret game show! he's going to finally propose! and they're like, ha ha, we showed you don't have enough money on the news. have a good day. you have to hand it to corporations when you think about it, man, because you hear people all the time going, ah, the price of oil has gone up so everything costs more. they've done a good job in tricking all of us to thinking the price of everything is something we have no control over it because as consumers we know the price of oil went up so we have to pay more. who made the rule? oil companies are making windfall profits, over $1 billion a year. why don't can't they take a tiny hit? when prices go up, the oil companies are there, making the money. they're, like, oh, man, i wish there's something we could do. a little less profit? no, something else that we can do that wouldn't affect us. what would it be?

the question is why are gas prices surging the way they are? as you heard, russia supplies a lot of oil to the rest of the world and even though america and europe have passed loads of sanctions against russia, they've cut off its banks and kicked it out to have the u.n. book club, they're still paying russia $500 million every day for oil and gas. which, i mean, let's be honest, doesn't make a lot of sense. you're sending money to a country you're basically at war with. if you're in a bar fight, wouldn't it be strange to buy a guy bud light so he could smash you over the head with it? many countries have been talking about boycotting russian oil which created fears of an oil shortage that sent oil prices skyrocketing. america did this today. >> today more consequences from the united states. president biden announce add ban on all russian oil, natural gas and coal imports to the u.s.

>> today, i am announcing the united states is targeting the main artery of russia's economy. we're banning all imports of russian oil and gas and energy. americans have rallied to support the ukrainian people and made it clear we will not be part of subsidizing putin's war. this is a step that we're taking to inflict further pain on putin. but there will be cost as well here in the united states. since putin begins military buildup on ukrainian borders, just since then the price of the gas of the pump in america went up 75 cents. and with this action is going to go up further. i'm going to do everything i can to minimize putin's price hike here at home. >> trevor: yes, you heard the president, russian oil is now banned from the united states. but don't get it twisted, america isn't just going to start riding bikes everywhere. it's going to get the oil from somewhere. luckily america produces a lot of its own oil. there's texas, alaska, rudy

giuliani, but it's still not enough oil. so america has also been reaching out to countries that it's not exactly on great terms with. like venezuela and saudi arabia to try to get them to pump more oil to get the prices back down. which you have to admit is a bit of an awkward situation to be in, you know, because, yeah, america is basically like, these countries are immoral and we will have nothing to do with them! you guys have any gas money, saudi arabia? i said to that shit to you before i was home. yeah. wouldn't it be funny if those countries turned it around and flipped it on america -- america, we would love to sell you oil but can't do business with people who support cities in the middle east. imagine we don't take your money. ha ha. while america is able to go cold turkey on russian oil europe is completely hooked for now.

completely hooked. the e.u. gets 40% of its gas and a quarter of its oil from russia. which is why they couldn't join this boycott even if they wanted to. yeah, without russia's energy, europe wouldn't have enough heat for their homes or fuel for their cars or oil for their weird christmas blackface celebrations, which means russia has a lot of leverage in that relationship and turns out they know it. >> the weight of criming sanctions falls on russia, vladimir putin is threatening to cut off europe's gas supply. >> in an address on state television monday russia's deputy prime minister warned russia has every right to shut off its gas deliveries to europe. he added, so far, we are not taking such a decision, but european politicians with their statements and accusations against russia push us towards that. >> trevor: yeah, you see, you can't go too hard after the country that makes it possible for you to survive winter. it's why europe always has to

pepper its denunciations with russia with, like, the occasional compliment. this war in ukraine is inexcusable as tchaikovsky's music is unforgettable. huh? two way street. europe needs russian oil. russia needs europe's money. what else do they have to offer? it's not like they'll fund a war by selling cabbage soup. so both sides are in a game of chicken and nobody knows who's going to give. one thing we do know is this: it would definitely be better for europe and america to not be in this situation in the first place because putin has shined a spotlight on the tradeoffs dependency on follows fuel creates. if countries want to move to nuclear energy or safe power they can no longer afford to make that item 10 on the agenda. not only will the planet suffer but you will constantly have to

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um, she's eating the rocket. ♪♪ lunchables! built to be eaten. when russia invaded ukraine, most to have the world thought they were just going to roll their tanks in and have the whole country in a few days. but as it turns out, the ukrainian resistance has been so effective that, after two weeks, the russians have barely captured any of the cities that they have been attacking. and considering that the russian

army is eight times the size of ukraine's, this has been humiliating for russia. right? it's like godzilla getting his ass whipped by the geico gecko. a mainly part of ukraine's resistance has been thanks to the ukrainian women, not just those who protected children on the run, helped others into bomb shelters or gave birth in subway station while russian missiles rained down on them, no, i'm talking about all the ukrainian women who actively joined the fight themselves. >> as the fight in ukraine continues, thousands of women, all ages, even without military training, are taking up weapons and heading to the front lines to help defend their country. hundreds of thousands of ukrainian women have stayed behind to fight on the front lines. they are ukraine's mothers, daughters, teachers, politicians on the front lines defending their country under siege. men are required by martial law to stay back and fight the

russian invasion but many women are foregoing the chance to leave. >> i was helping my husband to pack for war, t-shirts, underwear, weapons, and then i thought, okay, he's going to war. i'm going, too. >> i want to fight, also, because this is my country, this is my home. >> we are the women of ukraine. we will destroy the enemy on every inch of ukrainian land. we will shoot you like rabid dogs. >> trevor: damn the women of ukraine are not (~bleep~) around. how about the woman who went to war to be with her husband. the phrase relationship goes gets thrown around a lot these days but that's not even next level. that's not even in wedding vows. the priest doesn't say, yeah, sickness and health e health but if russia innovated, you do you. women aren't just hoping for the best at home. they're joining the resistance in other ways. >> making protective gear like

camouflage nets and bulletproof vests, ukrainian women are mobilizing no matter how old or young. >> in a volunteer center in lviv, moms gather supplies for those fighting for their east. >> we understand we need to hold strong. like a fist, like this. >> since military age men can't leave ukraine, women are acting as couriers. 29-year-old christineia came to this border crossing as a mission to pick up this car and deliver to the front. >> women are helping defend the besieged nation learning how to make molotov cocktails. >> how did you learn? >> google helped. >> google helped, she told me. >> trevor: amazing, the grandmother learned how to make molotov cocktails from google? i didn't know you could do that. she will pay the price. every site she goes to will give her ads for molotov cocktails. i don't need to see them?

i already made the mole tovs! so annoying! you won't leave me alone, i bought the thing you told me to buy! if a grandmother is making molotov cocktails, it's probably going to be the best tasting cocktails around. i don't know about yours but my grandmother can make anything taste good. russian soldiers are going to be on fire, aaahhh! aaahhh! so tasty! aaahhh! but it's not just ukrainian women fighting against putin, turns out there are also russian women fighting against him, too. >> the chant no to war is resounding throughout russia. in st. petersburg, this brave old lady stood up to a goon squad of armored police during an antiwar protest. she's said to be a childhood survivor of the gnatsy siege of leningrad during world war ii. >> some saying they'd rather risk arrest than live with guilt. i want the whole world to see we

don't want it, one woman says. >> one video showed russian security forces in st. petersburg roughing up a woman holding a peace sign and a baby. >> this woman burning her russian passport in an antiwar protest in germany. ( cheering ) >> trevor: yeah, turns out russian women all over the globe are also standing up against this unjust war. i mean, that granny survived nazis, and now she's fighting for this. that mother was arrested with her baby attached to her chest. i'm sorry, armored police shouldn't be rushing a baby. only armored police baby should do that. called a fair fight. i don't know if ukraine or russian's women will be able to stop putin but on this international women's day, it's worth highlighting how women across two countries are coming together to fight a crazy man's

war. when we come back, international leader sadhguru will be joining leader sadhguru will be joining me on the show. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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visionary and best-selling author, sadhguru. he's here to talk about why he's beginning a global awareness campaign to save soil. >> we have engineered the outside world in so many ways, but we have done nothing about this one. if you want to know well being, in is the only way out. >> trevor: sadhguru, welcome to "the daily show." >> wonderful. >> trevor: this is weird for me because we tried to start the interview, had a technical issue, then starting it again and i'm thinking am i being authentic with you as a guru or is this inauthentic? >> be yourselves. there's nothing called authentic. nobody knows what's authentic

because humans beings are made up of a thousand things they picked up all over. >> trevor: that's deep. >> impressions, right. >> trevor: we're going to have a really good time. by the way, i woke up today a lot unhappier than i woke up yesterday because i had to do all the research for our interview, and i knew that this war in russia, i knew that there's, you know, that we're facing a climate crisis and, now, thanks to you, i know that we also are facing a soil crisis where some people are estimating that, if we do nothing, in 50 years' time, we may not be able to grow anything because we may not have enough soil. forgive my ignorance, i did not soil is something that we could run out of. >> the thing, is this has happened in the last 50 to 200 years of industrialized farming that the organic content in the soil is going away because there's no replenishment. to replenish the soil we either need leaves and vegetative matter or animal waste, both of them have disappeared from the

farms. we thought we could do everything with the machines. machines can plow, can do the work that animals and humans were doing, but organic content cannot come from the machine, it has to come from vegetative or animal waste, and that is not there. because of that, one must understand, if you add organic content to sand, it becomes soil. if you take away organic content from soil, it becomes sand. so desert-cation is one of the problems. 50, 60 years time, there's not enough soil to grow cops. by 2035 to 2040, they're expecting we will grow 40% less food than what we're growing right now and our population will be over 9 billion. that's not a world you want to live in, that's not a world you want to leave your children, so we need to act now. why it's very important to act now and institute and enshrine

this in our policy is because on an average, 27,000 species of microbes are going extinct per year. >> trevor: and is that because of how we farm or is that a natural consequence of existence? >> because there is no organic content for the microbes. >> trevor: i see. >> as you know, today, that you cannot even digest the food you eat if there are no gut microbes. same in the foil in a more complex way. without the microbe activity in the soil, the plants are not able to get the necessary nourishment from the soil. so we are throwing chemicals and boosting them up but without needed nourishment. on average the drop in the united states from the early 20th century to now is approximately 90%. only 10% is left. if you ate one orange in 1920, you need eight oranges today to get the same stuff. so that's impractical. we're moving to a place where

food production is sliding down gradually. this affect will be by 2035 there could be dozens of civil wars across the world, not necessarily in african countries or south america, it could be anywhere. the world food programme talks about famines around chicago, illinois area, by 2035. >> trevor: this is terrifying. you know, it's -- i was talking to a friend about how, before the pandemic, i think there was a certain hue brings that humans had about everything, we just believed it would always go on. you hear these doomsday prophecies or warnings about the world ending at some point or humans not being able to inhabit the planet, but until the pandemic, i didn't feel we had a tangible example to have the world stopping. you know, people would say how do you stop the world, how can you stop travel and countries? now we've seen it. >> yes. >> trevor: now you're telling us. >> no, this is not a doomsday

prediction. this is a wakeup call because we are at a cusp of time that if we to the right things now, in another 15 to 20 years, we can make a significant turnaround. so what are the right things to do? we have been pushing this for the last two years. we have these programs going for over 25 years in southern india where we have brought in 10% of the farmers' land under tree cultivation and animals. before that this 10% produces enough organic content for the 90%. so once the organic content is about 3 to 6%. if you raise it to 8 to 10% in the soil your el gages requirements will come down to 30% of what it is because the water holding capacity of bankly rich soil is such. if you raise it to 12 to 15% your irrigation requirement would come down to 10 to 15%. you would use 15 litters of the

water for the same crop. that's what needs to happen. this is the same story everywhere. when it comes to ecology and soil, our national barriers, racial discriminations, our religions, our creeds, our gendered stuff, our political ideologies, nothing matters, this is a unifying factor. if we as a generation of people act now to change the necessary policy changes which is not some rocket science, this is something. always farmers in the past knew. but we forget in the last 50 years. >> trevor: are you getting any signs that governments are enthusiastic to try and do something about this? >> in the last two years, i have been talking to vair yours country heads, various politicians, political parties, we have written to 730 political parties on the planet to make sure that they include soil and ecology as part of their election manifestos as their political philosophy. whatever they believe in, right,

left, center, whatever they are, soil is a common factor for all of us. we're always looking. it's time. if you don't understand the consciousness of the cosmos, at least you understand you come from the soil, you live off the soil, when you die you go back to the soil. that much you get it. what i see is in the last two years that i have been talking to people. everybody knows it is a serious problem, everybody knows what is the solution, also. but i think it looks like they were all waiting for an idiot to build a cat. so here i am. ( laughter ) i'm 65 and i'm riding 30,000 kilometers. must be an idiot. >> trevor: sadhguru, i could talk to you forever and i gets that's why people come to your events and, you know, it's the gatherings, they read your books, they want to see what you're going to do. on a journey of soil, it feels like also yet another thing that we had to our list that governments need to do that people need to do that, you know, if we don't do this, it's

over, if we don't do that, it's over. >> this is not one more thing, trevor. >> trevor: i'm saying it feels like. >> see, i have enough on my hands, i don't have to take this up. i've taken this up because as a generation of people, if we don't do this now, we will regret this, seriously. if you don't enshrine it in the policy now, it will get too late if you leave it for around the the 20, 30 years time. this needs to happen now, so went everybody to talk about soil for 100 days in their own terms. we'll provide a massive amount of information on our web site. they can pick it up, use it on their own or research themselves, whifer they want. if they don't know anything else to say, let's say, soil, let's make it happen every day. if you send a message or call someone, say save soil. >> trevor: good chatting with you, sadhguru. save soil, my friend. it's been wonderful to have you. for more information on sadhguru's save soil movement, please visit the website below. okay, we're gonna take a quick

break, but we'll be right back after this.

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