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everybody. take a seat, take a seat. take a seat. we have got a bumper show for you today. obviously, we're going to be talking about the big decision coming out of the supreme court. and senator amy klobuchar will be joining us live from washington, d.c., to discuss the big news. and then later on, here to talk about his work defending reproductive rights, as well as how to prepare for the next pandemic, bill gate is joining us on the show. so that's going to be a lot of fun. ( applause ) and get this-- and he's going to give everyone in the audience $1 million. now that i said it on tv, he'll have to do it. he said it. ( cheers and applause ). you've got to do it, bill. you have to do it. let's do this, people. let's jump straight bothe big news of the day. ( cheers and applause ) all right, all right, let's get straight into it. for the past 50 years, ever since the supreme court decided "roe v. wade," women in america have had the right to choose whether or not to have an

abortion. and now it looks like that right is going away. >> bombshell: the supreme court poised to strike down "roe v. wade," that according to an unprecedented leak of the justice's draft opinion overnight. a decision would alter the nationwide battle. >> the blockbuster story broke overnight on the politico website reporting that a draft of the supreme court's opinion shows the court overturning "roe v. wade" in a blistering ruling. >> tensions flared outside the nation's highest court after an unprecedented leak. >> choose women! choose women! >> the bombshell report comes as five states have enacted strict abortion restrictions and sweeping bans, many of them ready to immediately cut off access to care. >> if the high court does overturn "roe v. wade," over 20 states are poised to immediately ban abortion. >> trevor: that's right, people. if the court's decision is released officially, abortion will be illegal in about half the states in america. yeah. that means all across the

country, women in places like south dakota, or missouri, or even texas, will have the exact same abortion rights as women in afghanistan under the taliban. just think about that. we just evacuated people out of afghanistan, and now we're going to have to evacuate them out of tennessee? it is a bit amazing. after all these years of the right screaming about the threat of sharia law. it turns out they were just jealous. ( laughter ) to be clear, "roe v. wade" hasn't yet been overturned, right. this is a leaked draft from february. it's not official. for all we know, the opinion could change by the time it's released. or the justices who signed on to it in february could change their minds. it's not likely, but it's technically possible. who knows? maybe justice alito will try-- >> owaska, and come back with a totally new perspective on the universe and how we're all connected. or maybe between then and now, one of these justices will have a daughter, and than they'll understand. wait, hold on. i'm being told four of them do have daughters.

okay, that's ( bleep ) up. but it's important to remember how we got here. because keep in mind that poll after poll shows that a majority of americans don't want "roe v. wade" to be overturned. but the g.o.p. didn't care about that. no. they didn't care about winning over the people. they just cared about getting enough justices on to the court to get what they want. basically, they used the same tactic that that asshole friend of yours uses when they're ordering pizza. "what toppings does everyone want on the pizza? "extra cheese and pepperoni. "i'm ordering so it's anchovies and pineapples. dick." and that's basically how you end up with a supreme court decision that amounts to a hostile takeover of america's reproductive rights. >> the draft opinion is apparently written by justice samuel alito. he calls it an abuse of jcialg authority. and adds, "it is time to heed

the constitution and return the issue of abortion to the people's elected representatives." justice samuel alito says, "the inescapable right to abortion is not deeply rooted in the nation's history and traditions." >> trevor: believe it or not, according to this argument, there is no fundamental right for women to control their own bodies. lawmakers could pass laws giving them that, but that right is not part this nation's history and traditions. which is kind of true. the history of this nation is that men can control what women do, and that's what we want to go back to, right, progress? yes, yes, am i getting it right? then again the right to abortion has been around for 50 years. think about it. you want to talk about history and tradition. i think it's safe to say that's tradition at this point. if you go without electricity while camping, that's not tradition. if you're amish, that's just who you are. ( applause )

most people thought the freedom to choose was just how america was. no one ever thought the g.o.p. could roll it back by playing a reverse uno card. for perspective, for perspective, consider this: it wasn't until the year after "roe v. wade," that women in america got the legal right to have a credit card without a man. think about that. yeah. and i think we would all agree it would be a little weird if the court was suddenly like, "look, if the founders wanted women to have credit cards. they would have said so. they would have." look, this ruling is bad enough on its own, but it also sets a new precedent that could make things even worse. because if the right to privacy that "roe" is based on doesn't actually exist, then all sorts of things could become illegal-- contraception, gay marriage, sex before marriage, ad adultery. masturbation. everyone assumes these were here

to stay. give the court some time and you wake up and find yourself back in the 1960s, except you wouldn't have hitch hiking. which was the best part of the 1960s. back then everyone was an uber driver. the supreme court is not the only branch of government. there's still also the president and congress and the illumn napt naughty-- sorry, i didn't say that last part. just the president and congress. because of that, elected officials from both parties immediately weighed in on the stunning news. >> if we had to pick a word that our caucus feels, it's infuriated. >> it's sweet because we're finally vindicating the constitution. >> it concerns me a great deal that we're going to, after 50 years, decide a woman does not have a right to choose. >> this is a great victory. it's a great victory for god. >> i have seen the world where abortion is illegal, and we are not going back. >> republican senator susan collins calling this decision,

quote, inconsistent with what justices neil gorsuch and brett kavanaugh said in their confirmation hearings and in her private meetings with them before she agreed to vote for them. >> trevor: really, susan collins? you're really going to tell us didn't think the conservative justices were going to overturn "roe v. wade"? you didn't think that. that's their whole thing. it's like letting p let lettingn borrow your dots and he eats them all. i will say in? senator collins defense, it's insane supreme court justices can lie in their job interviews without any repercussions. you couldn't do that at kinko. if you claimed you were expert at clearing paper jams and all you could do is load paper you would be fired. technically, democrats could legalize abortion through congress if they get rid of the filibuster. the only problem is, they don't

have the votes to do that. although, who knows? susan collins is so gullible, you know, chuck schumer can probably get her to sign on to the fill burster reform by hiding it in a birthday card. "just sign here. it's a group thing. and everyone is going to like-- it's a janitor's birthday. we're all signing. sign here. his name is phil buster. sign here." ( applause ) now, what's really interesting about this story is while many people are upset about the decision itself, some people are only upset that we're hearing about the decision. >> i have never, as you said, seen a leak like this at the court in the years that i've covered it. it is astonishing that somebody would release a draft opinion outside of the court. >> this is as corrosive and destructive to the supreme court as we've ever seen. >> this is an insurrection against the supreme court.

justices must be able to discuss and deliberate in an environment of total trust and privacy. >> it is not up to a law clerk to decide when the decision of the court will be announced. >> this should have never happened. they should be able to make decisions in private, in secret, and once they're ready to decide and let the country know how they have ruled, let it out. >> trevor: yeah, i like that a lot. i understand yet people are upset. the conservative majority on the court has a fundamental right to choose when they want to release a decision into the world. imagine having some random person violate your privacy and make that choice for you. who would do such a thing? ( cheers and applause ) is it's crazy, it's crazy how conservatives always manage to make themselves the victim in any situation. i mean, they have just accomplished this thing that they've been working towards for 50 years, and their first reaction is, "it's so unfair

what's happening to us." i'm sorry, what, you wanted your ruling to be a big surprise and now someone ruined it? i'm really sorry this decision to colonize every vagina in america wasn't given the respect and dignity it deserved. right now you sown like a serial killer that you're upset your potential victim busted you in the back seat. "you weren't supposed to look here. you were supposed to sit in the front and i was going to put a bag on your head and now it's ruined! i hope you have a happy life!" ( applause ) so, look, man, understandably, today has been a very frustrating and upsetting day for most people in the united states. and we'll keep watching to see how this develops. for now, let's check in on the weather with our very own desi lydic, everybody. ( cheers and applause ). crazy day, desi. >> yeah. >> trevor: what's happening across the country? >> well, as you can see behind me, trevor, in about half the states in this country, women's rights are being burned to the

goddamn ground! because if this court decision becomes a reality, women in these states are screwed-- and not just the normal like "i live in texas" screwed. >> trevor: i have to agree, desi. it is a horrible day for women's rights to choose. >> actually, trevor, women do still have the right to choose. we can choose who to blame for this mother ( bleep ) shit show of a travesty. ( cheers and applause ). yeah. like, for example, i choose to blame donald trump and susan collins and mitch mcconnell, all great choices. thanks to them, every red state uterus is about to be public domain again, like a yankee doodle dandy of reproductive organs. you know what? i'm even choosing to blame the democrats. yeah. that's right, for not being aggressive enough, for not codifying "roe" when they had the power to. ( applause ) for not visiting freaking wisconsin.

it is not that hard to get there. i did it once by accident. there is so much blame to go around, it's like a raging blame gauntlet or r.b.g. for short. >> trevor: i see what you did there. >> oh, did you? do you? i'm just using that common phrase we know, raging blame gauntlet. women truly have endless choices when this comes to who to blame for this. i blame the way society has made this a woman's problem. i also blame the patriarchy, and having gym teachers teach sex ed. it does not look like a banana, right. >> trevor: i mean, sometimes it actually can-- >> and you know what? i also choose to blame the media. and what about those stupid pink pussy hats. they didn't do shit! i'm blaming evolution, because why did we get the uteruses? or god. why did he give us the uteruses? and, yeah, you know what, i

think it's safe to say now god's a man. and you know what else, trevor? i'm pissed at whoever leaked this. >> trevor: wait, you're upset about the leak? >> yeah, of course. we could have been living in ignorant bliss for the next two months before women legally become dystopian diaper genies. the worse spoiler ever. you you know what, trevor, i just have to say the most important choice that we can all make now is to not accept this. we can choose to fight back. we can choose to put pressure on our lawmakers. we can choose to donate to abortion rights groups. ( cheers and applause ). yeah. and... >> trevor: i hear you there. i hear you there. >> and most importantly, i am choosing to take the rest of the week off. >> trevor: wait, what? >> yeah, all women-- all women-- ( cheers and applause ) we're all taking the rest of the week off.

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into it. everyone was shocked, appalled, just really, you know, blown away by the possibility that this could actually be a decision, especially because for 50 years, people have thought that this was settled law. where do you stand now? where does america go from here, as a sitting senator? >> well, first, as a sitting senator, let me say i am mad. i am pissed off. these justices, the nominees came before us-- of course i voted against them-- but they said, "oh, this is the law of the land. oh, this is a case that has been affirmed over and over and over again." and then what do they do when they get a chance? they're going to overturn it. and we predicted this was going to happen. but what that means right now, if this happens, over 20 states-- many of them have laws already in place-- will ban abortion, will we'll have a patchwork of laws across the country. so the answer is not that. the answer is that a federal law is passed to codify "roe v.

wade" into law so it is the law of the land. >> trevor: so with that being said-- ( applause ) how do you-- how do you begin to do that? because i'm sure many republicans out there right now are going, "that's why we voted. that's why we voted for trump. that's why we're happy that mcconnell is in power," because however they did it, they managed to get it done. i see a lot of democrats, where people voted for the democrats saying, "are we going to get what we vote for? are the women who vote forward this party going to see actions being taken or is it going to be a case of 'we don't have the votes and we can't figure out how to make it happen'"? >> people have to show where they stand and we have to have this vote. it's critical. the the vast majority of those in congress support this bill. that will happen quickly. we should get rid of the filibuster. there are over 100 exceptions to the filibuster, like the house of representatives, like democracies across the world, we have majority votes.

they have majority votes on things like the trump tax cuts. they have majority votes on space accidents. they have majority votes on things like arms sales. so you're going to tell me that we have to get 60 votes to change something that this right-wing supreme court has put in place, where in fact, they are against the wishes of nearly 80% of the american people? so if something's worth getting rid of the filibuster for, making an exception to the filibuster, this is it. by the way, if that doesn't work, you know that old line, "don't get mad, vote." i say get mad and vote. we have to do both. ( applause ) >> trevor: let's talk a little bit about strategy, then. there are two republican senators who have been on record as saying that they are prochoice, senator collins in senator murkowski. and they said we're pro choice even though we voted for these conservative justices. would this be a moment where you

basically ask them to put their money where their mouth is, and if you say you are prochoice the justices have gone against what they said, do you think you can get them to vote with the democrats? >> i can't predict what they're going to do, but i can tell you, yes, this is a moment where people have to make a decision. when you look at the history, all kinds of exceptions to that filibuster. and this is a moment where, one, we have to codify "roe v. wade" into law, especially if they have been betrayed by these jusjustices who they claim madee claim to them and then voted another way. and, secondly, they've got to make their own decision. they're both independent thinkers. so i don't rule that out. but i also look to the fall as part of this strategy. you can't just look at both things separately-- as well as the fights that are going to happen in every single state legislature in the country. because this is going to be battled out state pie state by state, because i think when these judges said-- and we always thought they wanted to go back to the 1950s, i think what we didn't realize when they

said that was it was the 1850s. when one branch is screwing up so bad in taking positions that reverse 50 years of precedent and against 80% of the american people, yeah, the other branch is supposed-- of government is supposed to step in. that's what our system of government was set to do. and not make women get back-alley abortions and travel across state lines just to exercise their constitutional-- and i believe it's constitutional-- right to make decisions about their own healthcare. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: do you worry at a all... do you worry at all that the supreme court has lost its neutrality as an institution in america? there was a time when people said the supreme court rules on the laws that have been passed and the interpretation of those laws. and, yet, now it feels very much like a seesaw. is there a way you can see america fixing this, or is this how it's going to be from now on? >> first of all, i take this personally, because the justice

who was a republican president appointed justice, that would be justice blackmun was from minnesota, and he is the one that maybe surprised those, by writing "roe v. wade." that kind of independence is not what you're seeing with these conservative justices. you have seen it from time to time with justice roberts who voted to uphold the affordable care act. who has taken a number of votes-- as if he was a radical liberal, not really-- but has gone so extreme he's deciding with some of the liberal justices. sadly, if this leaked opinion and what we're hearing is true that won't matter if he did that, because it was 5-4. as i look to the future, what do we need to do? i think the first thing we need to do is make sure that we're putting judges in place. and i will tell you with the wonderful new appointment of justice jackson to that supreme court.

she will be starting soon. they say good beginning. ( applause ) and what a moment that was when she got out of the dark and musky senate judiciary cave that it was, and got out in that beautiful sunshine on the white house lawn. there was no ted cruz on that lawn. and that was her moment. ( applause ) but now, sadly, the supreme court has told us we will no longer allow women to make their decisions with their doctors, trevor. it will be ted cruz that can make those decisions. but the bottom line right now is we are not going to be able to fix that court before the fall. and i think your audience knows that right now. what we have to do is push these votes, show people where they are, show people where democrats are and where republicans are. and if we can't get this done because we have a tied senate at 50-50, then we go straight to the ballot box. we march to that box. people turn out in record numbers. that is how we beat this, trevor. that will be the last dance. ( applause )

>> trevor: well, i know you took a window of your time to come and talk to us. i appreciate you for, that senator. thank you so much. >> and you did a great job at the white house correspondents' dinner. >> trevor: thank you very much. >> thank you for calling out washington. it was amazing. we want you back. >> trevor: thank you very much. thank you so much, senator. good seeing you again. don't go away, because after the break, we're going to be talking to bill gates. we'll be right back. ( applause ) ♪ ♪ go further with the power and range of a lexus hybrid. whoa. get 2.49% apr financing on the 2022

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he's here to talk about his latest book, "how to prevent the next pandemic." please welcome bill gates! ( cheers and applause ) welcome to the show. >> thank you. ( applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: so everyone gets $1 million? yeah? ( cheers and applause ) i mean, you hear the cheers. >> maybe a book. >> trevor: maybe a book? wow, wow! before we get into the booker let's talk about the news of the day, reproductive rights. this has been something people have been fighting for in america for decades. it feels like now america is really rewinding time. i know that you have been one of the biggest donors to women's reproductive rights in america. what are some of the things we can do? >> first of all, this is a

worldwide struggle. there are a lot of countries that have never had these rights. it's strange to have the u.s. go back. our foundation does a lot on getting contraception out. some people fight against that. my dad ran the chair of the local planned parenthood. so, you know, the idea of choice seems pretty basic. mostly you think it's forward progress, not one step backwards. >> trevor: not one step back-- what is it, one small step for the supreme court, one giant leap back for women in america. ( applause ) let's talk about the book. bill gates "how to prevent the next pandemic." why are you saying there's going to be a next pandemic, bill? why are you putting that juju on us? >> well, the risk is always there. we actually were pretty lucky that we went 100 years without a really terrible pandemic. 1918 spanish flu, now covid. and we shouldn't expect it will be that long next time.

it's not that hard to get ready. you need to tr drill like you do for fire. we have 300,000 firemen in the u.s., we've got nine million fire hydrants. and a lot less than that would make it so we wouldn't have to suffer another pandemic. >> trevor: before we get into the future of it all, let's talk about the past. you know, i like how you lay out in the book what to do to prevent the next pandemic. you gave a ted talk a while ago talking about basically what we just went through over the past two years, and then people blamed you for creating it, because that's how things work. if you say it, it happens. it's the secret. i've read it. ( laughter ) and, you know, i found myself reading the book and i was fascinated. but i was going, shouldn't we also be interested in how this pandemic came to be? like, it's still shrouded in so much mystery. how do we prevent something where we don't even understand how it came to be. are there labs where they need to do better at, you know, enclosing the twhoork they're doing. i understand they have to do the

work, but how do we figure that out, and how do we move forward in that realm? >> well, we should be careful about lab safety. it's quite clear in this case, it came across through animals. and almost all our disease, like h.i.v. crossed over from chimpanzees in africa quite some time ago. ebola came from bats. this also, with one step in between, came from bats. so it's going to keep happening, particularly with climate change where we're invading a lot of habitats. and you want to catch it as soon as you can. >> trevor: how do we do that? >> well, you see people getting sick. you see elevated deaths and you go in there and you actually take and you sequence it early on. and then you have a global group that is ready to go, kind of like a fire squad, comes in and very quickly, you diagnose people. some countries have had a tenth

the deaths of the united states because they were a little bit more ready. >> trevor: right, right, right. >> and, you know, so, boy, we learned a lot in this pandemic. i mean, in 2015, yes, the warning was there. but now we-- we know a lot more. and it's obvious-- pretty obvious what should be done. >> trevor: you talk about this global squad in the book. i think you refer to it-- >> germ, global economic response and mobilization. >> trevor: why would you call it germ?" if i need help i wouldn't call germ to help me. why call it germ? >> i'll give up the name as long as it gets fund gld okay, fine, reporter, fine. so explain it to me a little bit. it seems like what you're trying to create is almost like an interplanetary space force, but you're trying to do that for earth, for our diseases. isn't there going to be a limitation in how much can be done because the governments themselves might be get in the way? china was a perfect example. they knew before people knew,

ask they tried to do their best "we're going to handle it." and they couldn't handle it, and that was crucial time lost trying to prepare ourselves. wouldn't germ be at the mercy of different nations? >> if we had both domestically and globally talked about it. some countries even so was enough time because they practiced and did diagnostics very quickly. the next outbreak is, i would say equally likely to come up on the of a country like africa because they don't have a very strong health system. they won't try to cover it up, so unless you have a little bit of data gathering and a group to fly in, it may take longer to get the alarmbles ringing than we did this time. germ will help the poor countries a lot, which is where a lot of the risk is. >> trevor: a lot of people have asked this question through

the pandemics-- don't get me wrong, there were crazy takes -- but some people asked what in my opinion is a valid question. why is bill gates the one talking about this? if we want help with computers we know we're going to call you. why are you the person writing books about a pandemic, talking about a pandemic? is it because you're a billionaire? what gives you that right. >> yeah, my full-time job is at the foundation now, and we work on infectious diseases all the time. pandemics, you know, you have to have people that know about vaccines and diagnostics and therapeutics and communications. well, i was lucky enough for the last two years, as we put an extra $2 billion into trying to stop this pandemic, that i was listening to them and knowing, okay, we should have done this. we should have done that. so there's-- there's amazing experts that i love working with. there's no one who kind of could make it simple. and so my goal, like with my climate book, was to elucidate

it in a way that would be quite straightforward. >> trevor: you talk to the experts and you go, you guys speak gibberish and i'm going to write it down in a way people can understand. it makes sense. like the graphic user interface. get us away from it. it really is. that's what it is. ( applause ) we are barely coming out of this pandemic. what are some of the small things, just tiny things that we could put in place that would help us prevent or delay or eliminate all together another situation that decimates the entire globe? >> woman, it's too bad that we don't have trusted people to raise the vaccine level. this pandemic could still surprise us with another variant. >> trevor: oh, boy. >> getting, particularly elderly people, to not only be vaccinated, but to be boosted, you know, that can't be said loudly enough. one thing i'm excited about is we will be able to have

diagnostic machines to very rapidly test people. that, we really bungled that this time. and once those first 100 days go by, it's hard to make up for that. and so, one of the cheapest things in here is getting those amazing breakthrough diagnostic machines out, not just in the u.s., but in the entire world. >> trevor: and that's a big thing you have been an advocate of, is creating a fairer system of getting technology and resources out to the world. i mean, you were one of the first people who complained about vaccines not going to africa and not getting it up on the to the people who needed it. how do we change perspectives on that? how do you convince european or western countries that they need to spend some of their money getting some of this equipment to help test people in africa? >> yeah, the inequity on this has been quite severe, whether it's been within the country who suffered the most, or globally. you know, who was last in line for the vaccines? the poor countries. if we can make it cheap enough, if we can have the capacity, put

those factories in more places all over the world, then we'll have equity. you know, i was a little surprised during the epidemic people were saying, "hey, we didn't get the vaccines." we have health inequity with all sorts of diseases. this isn't-- you know, this is day in and day out we have inequity, but this is nice it reminded them about infectious diseases. i'm talking with governments all the time about let's give more and help out and lift these countries up. there's a lot of distraction out there, budgets are super tight. i hope that cause keeps in people's minds and remains a priority. but fighting for those budgets, and will probably be tougher in this next year than ever before. >> trevor: it's a fascinating book. thank you so much for joining us on the show again. >> thank you. >> trevor: bill's book, how to prevent the next pandemic," is available now. okay, we're gonna take a quick

break, but we'll be right back after this.

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