hey, i have a chance to sneak out of here early, and i'm not messing this up so i'll see you tomorrow. [beep] calling from my cell phone. i don't know if you guys figured out who did that to michael's carpet yet, but i have a theory that it involves an interdepartmental conspiracy-- everybody in the office. we need to talk. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> coming to you from new york city, the only city in america, it's "the daily show." tonight the pope's apology tour. molly burke. and brian cox. this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out.

thank you, thank you, thank you. everyone, thank you so much. we've got a great show for you tonight. take a seat, take a seat. we've got so many things to talk about. the pope is confessing his sins. russia is now beefing with people in space and our guest is the emmy nominated star of succession, brian cox is joining us on the show, everybody. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. all right. before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on. first of all, jeopardy has finally chosen its permanent hosts. and no, it's not steve harvey, he is too busy doing every other game show it is actually going to be mayim bialik and ken generallings, yeah, really,-- jenings, really, really great for them.

congratulations to them. in sports news the nfl a announced they are launching their own streaming service which is fantastic. because i don't know about you guys, we just don't have enough of them right now. this app is apparently going to vul a the preseason games which is kind of like paying to watch the story part in porn but i guess that is what people like, so it will be good in politics news mike pence says is he being treated differently now that he is no longer vice president and that he had to recently wait 25 minutes for a table at olive garden. yeah, which sucks, yes, but on the up side trump supporters aren't trying to kill him any more, huh? pros and cons. pros and cons. i will say, it is a little wild to me that mike pence even goes to olive garden. i think it is dangerous to eat at olive garden what when you look so much like a bread stick. sorry, sorry. and of course, of course, i'm sure you've all heard the sad news after nearly 40 years,

klondike is discontinuing the choco taco. yeah, it's not me t is them. i know st outragest. the choco taco is the perfect american fusion of cultures. right? it's mexican and sugar. and how are you going to get rid of the choco taco before getting rid of the possible single. nobody likes those dildos that give you brain freeze, come on! but anyway, let's move on to some of the bigger news stories of the day. we're going to start with the catholic churn, the world's number one manufacturer ofate yis, the catholic church has made many, many positive contributions to society in the fields of art and science and philosophy and if it wasn't for them we wouldn't have come up with the smoke machines in the club, you know. but the church has also done some bad things over the last say 2000 years which is why in a really positive development,

pope francis is seeking an solution for the church's sin. >> in the first full day of canada pope francis disliferred an apology for the evil committed by so many christians against indigenous people. >> at the site of a former residential school in maskwacis, he was greeted with sacred drumming and dance, rituals the church sowt to erase for a sents ree. more than 1-- 150,000 native children from were taken from families to attend government funded residential schools most run by the katd lick church. they faced rampant neglects, physical and sexual abuse while being forced to assimilate. it was here that pope issued a historic apology. >> i am here because the first step of my penitential pill grammage is that of again asking forgiveness. >> trevor: say what you want, i love this pope. i really do. yeah, because ever since he has come into office, or into power or ever since he has gotten the

gig, what do they even say, whatever it is, he has done a really good job of trying to right the catholic church's wrongs. you know, he has reached out to other faiths, he said gay people can get into heaven. and don't forget he added a pop and lock to the sign of the cross,-- . ♪ on top of that, on top of that, he is apologizing to indigenous people in canada for the role the catholic church played in trying to erase their culture. i'm glad he is doing that. i it also must have been a shock to canadian, you know, someone coming and apologizing to them. like i'm sorry. no, i'm sorry. oh, sorry. and you know beyond the pope, the pope is great in all of this but you know who the heroes of the story are, the indigenous people, for not just speaking to the pope but for forgiving him, even letting him wear their traditional headdress, that was amazing t

was gracious, unless they were just setting him up for a trap, like we let bygones be bygones, please accept this headdress, snap photo and you're canceled, mother [bleep] we got you, cultural appropriation. they didn't do that, but it would have been funny. now apparently in addition to the apology the church has also agreed to pay a settlement for what they did. which i think is fantastic. especially on the tribe for actually insisting on it, because so many people's lives have been destroyed and a generation was thrust into poverty. so sorry is nice. but money goes a long way, yeah. you in fact, you know what, they should put i'm sorry in the kangs of the venmo payments, that is what they should do. not just the church, this should be for everyone, all those governments around the world, stolen land from people, like in africa we have seen this all the time, england is always like we are so sorry. we pillaged and plundered your country, of all your natural

resource, africans are like okay, okay, can we have our diamonds back. and st like but they are already in the crown, yeah. we can't take it out. we can't. a crown without jewels, that is just a hat, oh, yeah. so i'm glad, do something about it. and speaking of people who have a need to apologize for a lot in the future, vladimir putin back in the news, i guess he never left. ever since he decided to inherit peace in ukraine russia and its rest of the west, really v been going through the 2 1s century's most saffage breakup. there has been threats, there has been sanctions and just today russia really escalated tensions by making big cuts to the amount of gas that it will send through its pipelines to europe. yeah. now they're saying that this is because of mechanical issues. yeah. but i'm sure this is mechanical issues, the same way someone breaks up with you because you deserve better. you know, just be honest and say

you can't see a futures with someone who wears crocs to nice restaurant, debbie. justin bieber wears them now. on top of all of that, russia has decided to extend this beef into space. >> russia says this morning it is going to pull out of the nrlt space station, that say big deal. the space station is the official-- told putin it will leave the isf after 2024. >> this withdrawal would be a major blow to the isf which has served as a model of international cooperation for decades. >> russia said it will create its own orbiting outpost. >> trevor: russia is pulling out of the international space station which nobody asked them to do we said pull out of ukraine, not the space station. is that a google translate issue, what is going on here? and you might not realize this but this is actually bad news because russia helps to operate the space station. which i didn't know about.

likes i don't know about you, but am i the only one who is shocked by how many things are connected to russia in the world. like the world energy supply. africa's food supply. space travel. minerals for our electronics. soon we will find out that russia provides the sound for sneezes and without them we can't complete the action. ha, ha-- no choo for you. (laughter) and by the way, i don't know why they call it an international space station it doesn't seem very international. basically it is just russians and americans up there, like 200 other countries in the world. not an international space station, how come there are no african countries up there, huh? why, because we start playing soccer and kick the ball through the window and everyone gets sucked into space, that say fair point but still, why. so yeah, the russians are leaving the space station. and although they think it is pretty cool, good luck to them,

making a dramatic exit when there is zero gravity. >> it was so-- remember, don't mess with vladimir putin nlings you want to feel the full force of mother russia. that's right, okay. push me towards door, just push me, push me toward-- i want to make dramatic exit, okay, this is not exit i was hoping for. just-- i am just floating around like idiot right now. okay, just imagine you are crying as i'm gone, bitch. imagine that, imagine the-- . >> trevor: all right. that is it for the headlines. but before we go, let's check in on the traffic with our very own roy wood, jr., everybody. (cheers and applause) >> yes. >> trevor: what's going on roy. >> what's happening man. >> trevor: how are you feeling today. >> i feel good, hot as hell

outside,. >> trevor: you feel safe. >> yeah, especially with the traffic t sch safer when it is hot, that is why people like, that is why drive by shootings got invented because it was too hot to get out of the car, less road rage, stwhen hot, less road rage. nobody want to get out of the car to fight, you ever get out of the car to whip somebody's ass, oh, shit, you get back into the car. sometimes you just have to let it fly. real quick, real quick man, russia did what they were supposed to do. >> trevor: what? >> russia did exactly what-- if somebody at your crib and they are talking shit, just leave. just leave, if somebody is talking crazy to you, ou ain't got to be around them, just get gone. you ain't got to put up with nobody talking wild at i like that. we ain't got no-- space shuttle waiting, we ain't got no ride home. russia was our ride home.

how you going to talk shit to your ride home. and now they gone? there is going to be a bunch of americans sitting on the front porve of that space station wait on jeff bezos to pick them newspaper that dick rocket. so you remember the dick rock elevator? >> bezos had the dick rocket. >> trevor: i don't think he called a diq rocket. >> you understood backly what i said. >> trevor: if you said jeff bezos rock elevator i would have gotten it, you didn't have to include-- anyway, what is going on in the traffic. >> choco taco was trash t was a trash, let's be real about t it-- likes everybody loves to be sad whenever they get rid of one of these treats. oh, take my choco taco from me, everybody who loved quhoko taco bought as much as much as they talk about how they love choco taco, they would still have a damn choco taco but you didn't do that, you went and got

sorbets and gelatos now your choco taco is damn gone, it was all right. >> trevor: you told me that you loved it. >> that downt mean that it was delicious it was just all right, it wasn't a legendary ice cream treat, let's be real about the choco taco. it wasn't legender. it wasn't no necessarily bar t wasn't no flint sthoan push-up, is isn't no ice cream sand wimp, the truth of the mat certificate that most of the foods with losm i love, especially ice cream we just attach to people that he had and built memories with while consuming that treat. you don't miss the choco taco, you miss your father and he's gone. that's what it is. (laughter) >> i miss my father.

i'm going dot traffic. >> trevor: roy. >> no, no. >> trevor: this time you don't have to do the traffic. >> i'm going to do the traffic trs i feel like it just went-- this is a lot of pain right now. you don't have to do the traffic. >> i'm going to dot traffic. >> trevor: this is weared because are you trying-- crying and doing the traffic t is going to be weird. now we're all think being your dad. you sure you want to do this roy. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> trevor: okay. as long as are you good, okay. didn't your dad drive a truck like that? no, roy. roy wood, jr., everybody. (cheers and applause) all right, don't go away, because when we come back we're going to learn how some blind people use dating apps and brian cox is joining us on the show. don't go away.

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vitionz since 14. have i never been able to see enough to see my own eyes in the mirror or in pictures. and yes, of course people tell me what color eyes i have. but the problem is, everybody says a different color. so you can see my confusion strks just very weird not knowing, like a pretty key thing about yourself, not to toot my own horn but i get complicated on my eyes quite a lot. i think it is funny, because they don't work. but at least i guess it's good they look good. >> trevor: please welcome molly burke. (applause). >> trevor: molly burke, welcome to the daily show. >> thank you so much for having me. >> trevor: this is such a fun moments for me because i've seen

so many of your videos. you know, you aren't just funny, you aren't just engaging. you dispell so many of the myths around how we see blind people, how we even think of about people with disabilities, on a day like today it is really cool to you have here, i would love to know the beginnings of it all. you have a disability. and you know, you go into the world not just living your life but thinking how do i basically educate idiots? which is what i feel like you do. >> exactly the goal, actually, exactly the goal. you know, i was diagnosed with a rare eye disease when i was four years old. and so at that time the doctors told my parents one day she will go blind but we don't know when it will be. so i was preparing my whole childhood, i was slowly losing my vision and at 14 i quickly lost mat jort leaving me only with light and shadow. and at the time i lost all of my friends, i was very badly bullied and all of a sudden society started treating me very different than how i was treated as an able-bodied person.

and i was really angry for a long time. but? my own journey to recovery i realized i can either be a victim and sit here and be angry that society does not understand. or can i actively be a part of educating society and taking that ignorance and changing it. and by doing that, hopefully changing the discrimination that disabled people face. >> trevor: that's amazing. that is amazing. >> thank you. >> trevor: when you talk about discrimination i hope people understand the levels that come, because it's truly wild to see. for instance there are people out there who still will say to you oh, you are faking it, oh, you are not blind. how come your eyes are blue. this is not a thing. and i was shocked to see how many stereotypes we have internalized about blind people, you know, alone. like talk me through that. how many people think are you just not blind. >> oh, i mean there are whole reddit threads devoted to

dispelling that i'm blind. somebody said i know too much about blindness to have never been blind but i must have gotten better like it is the flu or something like that t is very much not like, that i don't hold the secret cure for blindness. the reality is most people will never meet a blind person in their lifetime so the only way we access things like blindness or disability is often through the media. and historically we've had very little representation and when we do, it's a lot of misrepresentation because it is written, directed and played by able-bodied people who are changing the narrative that is why i try to take social media and use it as a way to take back the narrative for at least my sevment i can't be all blind people but can i share my story as molly. my-- . >> trevor: i love about that it was exactly what you said. you have never tried to claim it as your own, you say hey, i am a blind person and these are some of the things that the blind community face but this is me. what i like about that is it reminded us to not see people with disabilities as a mono lith. for instance i learned from you, i didn't know that you don't

have to wear dark glasses, i didn't know you can look in the direction are you speaking because to your point have i watched movies, i know blind people, no, i don't, i just watch movies, that is all i basically do. what are some of the day to day obstacles you mi face as a blind person that the rest of us should be aware of. >> today i'm using a cane but generally i'm a guide dog user and can i tell that you just trying to leave my house with my guide dogs say challenge. have i been a guy dog user for 15 years and the issues are only getting worse because frankly selfish people who decide to buy fake service dog fest vests and certificates on amazon and take their dog places and give real service dog users a bad name and because i don't look blind, the stereotype of society has been given of bliensdz, when i'm blind and this is my guide dog they are like yeah, uh-huh, i'm sure, so that is a big issue. >> so what, you won't be allowed into what restaurants, or where do you find you will get the most pushback. >> uber and lyft is my nightmare

which is so frustrating so obviously i can't drive so what is what i take the most often. mi giving you so much of my hard earned coin and are you slapping me in the face, constantly denying me. >> it is sad, it is infuriating, riddick liss, you laugh about these things online. but we take so many of these things for granted, i feel. because we don't understand the on steablgs that are put in place of anybody with a disability. what i have found interesting about your journey though is you also find ways to, it's not really-- you exist in it despite the limitations, for instance i was shocked to hear that you will use dating apps like tinned err. >> how else am i supposed to find a man in 2022. >> i don't know. >> but i really need to understand. so how do you use it. >> so i use a screen reader called voice over and so it reads the bios to me. obviously it cannot tell me what the photos look like, so that is where good friends and family

come in and they give me, does-- okay, you don't want to go on a date. got it, got it. >> how do they even describe, i would love to know, when you meet somebody, again this is me just basing it on, you know, the few experiences have i had and then movies, do you even care about what a person looks like? because you hear those stories, for instance, for movies it would be like ray charles would touch people's faces, i want to know what you feel like in terms of your facial, do you care or is it completely different for you. >> most blind people don't feel faces, that say really big movie stereotype. >> trevor: that is what i was wondering. >> majority of us do not, hey trevor strks very weird. really uncomfortable. and so-- . >> trevor: i would do did if i was you because i would get away with t i am just saying as a comedian. >> i did it once as a joke, one of my friends was like i told my girlfriendbyou feel faces so go for it. got it she walked in, vanessa. and i like-- i like, we were all so serious the whole-- dwsh and she is just standing there, bless her soul, just like, she

told her go with t she will be upset if you don't. >> if you don't let her touch your face. >> trevor: these are misconceptions, these are different ideas, if people want to earn will, if people want to educate themselves there are so many people out there who aren't obviously trying to be against anybody who is disabled but really want to learn, what would you recommend for them? what are good resource, where can they go, how do they learn. >> social media is the greatest place to turn to because there are so many disabled people on tiktok, on youtube, on instagram, on facebook, making contents, sharing your life experience, sharing our day to dairks how we do things to show we can still do what you do just in a different way. >> trevor: i love, that thank you so much for joining me on the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: i'm stretching my hand out to you to say thank you. >> so nice to meet you. >> trevor: thank you so much, be sure to feature molly burke. when we come back brian cox the star from succession. star from succession. molly, don't go, don't go yet.

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♪ >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show, my next guest is award-winning actor brian cox who plays the patriarch and media titan logan roy in hbo's hit drama succession. >> i'm stuck in quick sand, my family has disappeared. the world is wobbling here. does no one understand what the [bleep] is happening? i'm losing juice. i can't find the right [bleep] lawyer, the sky is falling in. so when i say something, if [bleep] doesn't happen, we have to act on the world the [bleep] world, we have to act. >> trevor: please welcome brian cox. (applause)

>> welcome. >> that was great, welcome, welcome, welcome. >> trevor: mr. brian cox. >> hello trevor noah. >> trevor: oh wow, these are tough interviews for me because i, you know whenever you speak to somebody who you have admired for so long you have to try and gather all your thoughts, have i to breathe a little bit. you are easily one of my favorite actors in all of like my favorite movies, the best bad guy. and in real life are you such a good guy which makes me go, you are a better actor, see i'm rambling now. welcome to the show. good to you have. >> very nice to be here, very nice to be here. no, i-- you know, i was just watching that clip. and it was very depressing. cuz that is not me, you know. and i keep, that's why i never watch the show stz oh really. >> oh no, i never watch it because i can't bear, i can't bear that guy. well, actually, that's not true,

i quite like him but there san aspect of him that i go, why-- you know, why can't he just be a little nicer. >> trevor: you know, i think that's why the show is watched the way st. i remember when succession started. the thing that everybody said, all my friends said was have you watched succession. i said no i haven't. they said you should watch it okay, i will watch it then they said you're going to hate everybody but you won't be able to stop watching it. and then when you watch the show, you start to realize why, like your character is one of the most gripping characters, an asshole but at the same time we want to you win sometimes but you shouldn't want to win and are you the complete opposite of this character and i think that is why it works, you bring out something, an empathy or something in the character. >> i have a lot of sympathy with him, both he and i are disappointed in the human experiment. >> trevor: oh wow. >> you know, we think that humans have really screwed the whole [bleep] thing up, frankly. and it is getting worse, on a

daily basis, it is. you can applaud as much as you like t is getting bad, but st and we've never been in such a bad time as we are at the moment what with the ukraine and the fact that we have had this ridiculous pink pin oakia that has been the president here. and then we have this clown from eaton who is now finally trying to, i don't know what he is doing, that lying pratt from long don't and it's just really bad. so both logan and i, we have a chat occasionally and we have decided that the human experiment is in a pretty bad place. >> trevor: but you have different ways of responding to it, you know, where, you know, you've always been somebody who is fighting for the working class. are you the complete opposite of your character, most people don't know how you grew up. >> i'm an optimist, that is the other thing, i do believe that human beings can get better but they've got to do a lot of work.

they've got to work for it. >> trevor: were you always ans optimist even as a child because i read about your childhood and you really lived a rough childhood. you really did. >> well you know, it was rough but a lot of the time i didn't notice because i was just getting on with it. you just have to get on with it. you know, you are dealt a hand of cards and you go oh, what am i going to do with this hand and do you it as best you can. and there is no good moaning about t and the things that hatched to me were pretty not nice. but at the same time, it's also made me who i am. so in a way, you have to be grateful for that which is ungrateful. >> trevor: that makes sense, the reason why you are. >> exactly. and i feel blessed, you know, i feel blessed, really. with my career, and with the work i have been able to do over the years. so i don't have any regrelt. at all.

i mean my parents were wonderful people, they died far too early in my life, but i remember them very fondly and i still carry them with me, i believe that. i believe that is the most important thing in life is to honor your mother and your father. cuz they're the only proof you've got. there is nothing else stvment all made up all around you but the reality is there was mum, there was dad, they did the business and you came out. >> trevor: that's beautiful, i love that. it is interesting how you know, i have noticed it is about you and there is a few other actors out of the u.k. where you approach what you do very much in like a working way. you know strks really interesting. for many american actors often times it can be the celebrity and this and that but with you you have very much i go to work, i do the thing and then i go home. >> and it is also to do with training, we have really great training back home t is classical training so and it goes a long way back to

shakespeare and beyond. so in a way that training helps you. it helps you enormously in dealing with the realities of life because it is work. st doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it, you know. and you don't-- i mean sometimes a lot of american actors, they kind of treat it like a religious experience. like it is so shader, what i am doing. you know. and i go i'm going to have to remove these-- i'm going play this role, have i to have these teeth taken out and it is going to be so difficult, and you go, pretend. just pretend. >> trevor: i feel like all of that is the culmination of who you are as a human being, you know, it's a young boy who grew up in a world where he lost his parents and then got into an industry that really turned into a fantastic career and has become such a reputable figure

in t and then on on top of that you used that platform to talk about the issues that are still close to your heart. for instance you have this documentary you have been making about income inequality. >> money. and money you know, religion, all religions are kind of like cul-de-sacs in a way. money isn't. cuz money is what really separates people. and those who have it, have it and those who don't, really don't. and that is what i have been doing over the last two or three months, four months, actually. trying to understand because i'm playing this guy, you know, this fella and because he's so impervious to the whole state of policy that it is important to understand the wealth gap that is increasing more and more and more and more. and you know, in the united kingdom, and also in the united states. i spent some time in miami. and that was an experience and a

half because there are so-- yeah, it really as an experience in a half because there are at lot of rich people in miami but equally there are a lot of poor people. poor people and immigrant people who clean out the rich people's toilets, who do everything. all the men yal tasks and they are treated quite cruelly, you know, a lot of them, like they're building these whole high-rises in certain parts of miami and you know, people are literally being put out of their homes. they are given six weeks to leave their homes and these are people who have got kids in school, who have been very hard for them to get their children to school, to do certain things. and suddenly, because they're building these high-rises, 50% of them are empty, you know, but it is just gried, sheer [bleep] greed and nothing else. and my most moving thing was i was back in my hometown dun de

in scotland and on that i met this man who he came in, i was work what they call the-- of the kich wren people are poor but they want to give the dignity of still being able to pay for what they get. so i said is this for your family. and he said no, no, this is not for family. he said i come here on behalf of these people, older people who live in high-rises who can't get out. i said so what is this you are wearing here, he said oh i'm blind. >> trevor: that's amazing. >> i said what you do mean. i mean can i see that much, he said but i'm really, i'm officially blind. but there is nobody else doing it. so i felt i should do it you go this man is a hero. and that is the thing that is great about human beings. that is when the human experiment goes oh wait a minute, hang on there are a few good people out there who really do these selfless things. and it's very moving and it's very, very humbling. >> trevor: it's humbling,

amazing and i'm so excited to watch it because i think ur's one of the best story tellers and you believe it. >> thank you, thank you. >> trevor: thank you for being on, thank you so much. all three seasons of succession are available to stream on hbo max, the documentary will be coming out on paramount plus, take a quick break, we'll be right back after the break. wanna help kids get their homework done? well, an internet connection's a good start. but kids also need computers.

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