yeah, jim's going to be there. their marriage is not good. nobody knows better than me. definitely, we will. it's three weeks in tallahassee. what else is there to do? comedy central >> announcer: coming to you from new york city, the only city in america, it's "the daily show." tonight: >> cpac weird weekend. senator tim scott. and nathalie emmanuel. this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. thank you for being here. thank you so much for being here. good to see you. take a seat, everybody.

we have got a super-even show for you tonight. donald trump wishes he was hitler. your favorite streaming services are having a biden. and yiebd is the best or worst problem in history. plus republican senator tim scott is joining us on the show, and nathalie emmanuel is here to talk about her brand new movie. let's do this people. let's go straight to today's headlines. ( applause ) okay, all right. before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. first up, some international news. new zealand may be getting a new name. yes. yeah. maori politicians have launched a campaign to restore one of the country's original names aoteaora. right? ( applause ) i think we can all be honest-- like, they didn't put a lot of thought into naming it new zealand in the first place.

yeah, this is new zealand. new england. new york, zero effort. it's like pete davidson calling his next girlfriend "new kim." terrible, it's not going to work. meanwhile, in health news, officials in new york say that hundreds of people in the state may be infected with polo because so many people are unvaccinated, yeah. so i guess new york is back-- back in the 1950s. and, you know, i'll be honest with you, i don't care anymore. yeah, i don't. polo? you want to come for me, come. ( laughter ) you're going to have to fight for space in my body with covid and monkeypox. just go at it. just get at it hard. ( applause ) oh, and in-- in politics, in politics, according to a new book about the trump white house, president trump complained that his national security team wasn't loyal enough to him, saying, "why can't you be like the german generals in world war ii?"

yeah. that's right. fox news was out there every day like, "these liberals are so over the top, always comparing trump to hitler." meanwhile, trump was going, "why won't people treat me more like hitler? why not? why not?" it actually got more alarming than that. later in the same meeting he told his generals to find the ark of the covenant before indiana jones got his hand on it. i'm joking. this is the crazy part. after trump went off about how they should be as loyal as hitler's generals. john kelly said you do know they tried to kill hitler three times and they almost pulled it off. i don't know why, but i feel like that information didn't change trump's opinions of the german generals. knowing trump he was probably like, "those generals tried to kill hitler three times. you know who was able to kill hitler on the first try?

hitler. it's called leadership, people. leadership!" but anyway, let's move on to some of the bigger news stories of the day, starting off with president joe biden, who had himself one hell of a weekend. first of all, he finally tested negative again for covid. ( applause ) and was allowed to leave quarantine for the first time in 18 days. yeah, so he's back and as good as new-- or whatever he was when he went in. and 18 days is a long time in quarantine. but i'm sure he'll get right back into the swing of things, you know, because, yeah, being president is a lot like, you know, riding a bike. oh, joe, don't do it! don't do it! ( laughter ) so, the good news for bind is that he's out of quarantine. and even more good news for biden is that he's now in the history books. >> the historic vote in the in the jet stream. >> major, maj victory for the democrats and our planet. >> this morning, democrats triumphant.

>> every member of my caucus is elated about what happened, because we've really changed the world in a way that you rarely get an opportunity to do that. >> passing a sweeping climate, healthcare, and economic package after 22 straight hours of dusk-to-dawn work over the weekend, vice president kamala harris casting the tie-breaking vote for democrats to pass the bill, which boasts climate spending and billions in energy investments. ( applause ) also reducing prices of prescription drugs by letting medicare negotiate directly with pharmaceutical companies. >> a major legislative victory for democrats in congress and for the biden white house. suddenly, he is one of the most consequential legislative presidents since l.b.j. in his first two years in office. >> trevor: yeah, don't look now, people, but all of a sudden sleepy joe has himself a pretty fat stack of accomplishments. yeah. in just the past few weeks, he'll have done lower prescription drug prices, the biggest investment in green energy ever, healthcare for veterans exposed to burn pits, investments in computer chip

production. and he killed the leader of al qaeda while he was sun bathing. think about it. it's insane. you realize what this means? if he keeps thup, his approval rating is going to shoot all the way up to, like, 39%. ( laughter ) and he did all of this with covid! i bet right now the white house doctors are trying to figure out how to give covid back to the president again "come on, guys." coughing. if we get him infected, maybe he'll end the war in ukraine. i know this is weird, but have you noticed joe biden seems the most successful when he disappears. during the campaign he went and hid in the basement and nobody saw him for months. everybody was like, "where's joe biden?" and out of nowhere, they announced he was the president. he came out on election night and was like, really, okay. i guess. what? me?" and now gas prices crazy, congress stuck, inflation wild. joe biden gets covid, disappears into the basement again, and then when he comes out, they

tell him not only is he stilt president. he is now one of the greatest presidents in the history of presidents-- gas prices went down, congress is getting things done, the choco taco is coming back from the dead! ( cheers and applause ) so i don't know tbhoos that basement, but whatever it is, it's working. in fact, i want that basement to be president. basement, 2024. by the way, it's not like this bill was fares bide tone get, remember that. it's a 50-50 senate. the democrats can't afford to lose a single vote. first, they spent a years convincing joe manchin to get on board. and he was like, "look, i'll back your climate change stuff, but only if you let me squeeze baby seals to see if there's oil inside." and the democrats were like, "sure, yeah, yeah, whatever." at the last minute, they had to convince kyrsten sinema. and she was like, okay, i'll sign on but only if you let me squeeze hedge fund managers to

see if there are donation inside." i guess it worked. let's move on, because no matter what you think about joe biden's accomplishments we can all agree he stole the election in 2020. yeah. it was a landslide victory for donald trump, but sneaky joe byron hacked into the matrix and turned all the voting machines black. no one denies this. on january 6, a group of patriots tried to explain all of this to m mike pence's neck. but instead of listening, the u.s. government has been throwing them in jail. they've been locked away in those cold cells ever since with only their fur hats to keep them warm. ( applause ) so over the weekend, over the weekend, conservatives gathered in texas, all right, to raise awareness for just how badly... the january 6 rioters are being treated. and the way they did this was they held a very special tribute that is very moving and not at all hilarious. >> the insurrection fallout is front and center at cpac.

this year's most buzzed about booth is this: a fake jail cell. what you're watching actually happened at cpac. it features a convicted. january 6 rioter doing performance art in a cage wearing an orange jumpsuit. >> visitors were offered headsets so they could listen to interviews with jailed january 6 defendants while watching the actor weep. some viewers wept along with him. others threw money into the cage. georgia congresswoman marjorie taylor greene entered the cell to pray with him. >> trevor: okay, wait, wait, wait. wait. wait. okay, just wait. ( laughter ) ( laughter ). help-- help me understand-- help me understand the logic here. marjorie taylor greene is praying for a fake prisoner? ( laughter ) this is a real thing. and she's like-- serious, who is this lady? like, america, you understand-- this is a person who's actually

part of running your country. she's in there mourning with a fake, praying for-- like,■ how does she function in the world? it's a fake-- she must have the hardest time at broadway shows: "they killed hamilton! aaahh! aahhh!" ( applause ) i mean, i guess in her defense, this actor in the lobby of the cpac convention hall is qhitted to the role. apparently he spent hours in the jail cell weeping the whole time, just weeping. which in a way is a powerful performance art. isn't that conservatives in america have turned into. "there are fewer white people now than there used to be. but we still have all the power. oh!" ( applause ) by the way, the part namade me laugh the hardest was how people were throwing money into the cage.

( laughter ) like, what is that? is this the only way they know how to interact with art is the same way they interact with strippers. "your freedom has been stolen from you. shake that ass! just shake that ass!" ( applause ) now, you would think a story like this couldn't get any crazier. but truly, the best part of the story is this actor who played the defendant was an actual rioter on january 6 who reportedly avoided a prison sentence by snitching on the other rioters. ( applause ) yeah, so just so you understand, this dude is pretending to be a prisoner that he helped send to prison! which is insane! you snitched on your fellow rioters nape go to jail and you're on the streets crying, "man, i wish there was something i could have done to stop them

from going to jail. i wish there was something i could have done!" this is wild. all right, let's move on to some major news out of the entertainment world. there is no denying there are far too many streaming services out there. there's hulu, netflix, prime video, apple tv+, disney+. it's getting out of hand. especially when paramount+ gives you everything you need in one place. there's champions league, there's the daily show, "south park" the daily show, and of course, the daily show. what else do you need? ( applause ) so, yes, there are way too many services. but luckily, soon, there's going to be one less. >> soon you'll get a two-for-one deal on streaming. hbo max and discovery+ will merge next year. subscribers will have various options between hbo scripted entertainment and discovery's reality-based programming. it comes as hbo max struggles with performance and customer

issues. the c.e.o. of warner brothers says discovery+ has better services. .>> trevor: it was hbo go, and then hbo now, and hbo max. at this point i feel like they're messing with us. next month they'll be like,s, our new name is hbo bitch-as. they're merging everything into one giant company. i know that's going to be weird, but i for one cannot wait to see how all of these bigger shows combine. >> coming up on "house hunters westeros." >> first of all, a sword chair? what is this? 1527, guys? let's switch that whole thing up. let's put in a cute ottoman. knock down some of the walls. switch out the blood with a

fresh coat of paint. we have to switch the thermostat, way too hot. >> also on the new hbo discovery+: >> to fundamentally alter the nature of my family on my wedding day? do you have any idea how goddamn selfish you are? >> i just want a green card. ( applause ) >> trevor: that's it for the headlines. let's check in on the stock market with our finance expert, michael kosta, everybody! >> this is wild, michael, mergers, people coming together. what is happening in the market trade? i am crushing it. yeah, you're crushing it, too. >> trevor: what? >> you're an excellent boss. you know. >> trevor: thank you. >> and i'm-- i'm loyal to you, trevor. unlike-- unlike those trump generals, , you know.

you-- you're my hitler. no, i'm serious. when you look at trevor noah, i want you to think of miami dolphins hitler, okay. >> trevor: no, i don't think that's doing what you think it is. i appreciate-- let's just go to -- to-- >> i have a hot tip for you. you make some money, i make some money. behind me right here, this is the warner brothers stock after the streaming merger between hbo max and discovery+. what you want to pay attention to here, just a second-- that story about president biden. he's just accomplishing so much. crushing it. with covid. right? apparently, you can get a lot done with covid. i mean, me, i'm crushing this segment, and i've got covid, too. you know what i'm saying? ( coughing ) i'm just kidding. i'm just kidding. i have polio. ( laughter ) as a financial expert, i'm here on offer this-- mergers are tricky, all right. what's the most dangerous part of drying, right? merging. i can't tell you how many times i've just plowed into peopler

right. what's-- what's the worst part of a birthday party? merging separate groups of friends. work friends, college friends, both groups have stories you don't want the other side to know about. business merging is no different, okay. mergers-- trevor, they're a lot like relationships, right. at first it's two single companies just having fun. you're like, "hey, maybe we should have fun together. combine our assets, like a marriage. in fact, that's why it's called a merger because merge sounds so much like merrigage. okay? but next you think, after the merge, the arguing starts. are he hbo discovery, are we discovery hbo? how many subsidiaries are we going to have? i want one, she wants three. where are we go to spend the holidays. where does discovery+ keep ( bleep ) my best friend and that's when this happens --

>> michael, i think you're getting off track. can you just give up the hot tip, please? >> you should get tested for polio. honestly, i think i have it. >> trevor: thank you so much for that. michael kosta, everybody! you should get it checked out. don't go away, when we come back, republican senator tim scott will be joining me right here on the show. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ed i am a business hotel.

i eat, sleep, and breath efficiency. i'm looking for someone who appreciates high rois and even higher rpms. i would be honored to be your perfect somewhere. ♪ ♪ do you want some more? wait till you see me on the downhill. see you at home. enjoy advanced safety at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ ♪ for those, who love peanut butter and those, who want to get married to peanut butter i now pronounce you, weird so much peanut butter!

(driver) conventional thinking would say verizon has the largest and fastest 5g network. but, they don't. they only cover select cities with 5g. so, for me and the hundreds of drivers in my fleet, staying connected, cutting downtime, and delivering on time depends on t-mobile 5g. and with coverage of over 96% of interstate highway miles, they've got us covered. (vo) unconventional thinking delivers four times the 5g coverage of verizon. and it's ready right now. t-mobile for business.

( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my first guest is a republican from south carolina serving in the united states senate. he's here to talk about his new memoir "america: a redemption story." please welcome senator tim scott. ( applause ) welcome back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> trevor: senator scott. >> how are you? >> trevor: welcome back to the show. >> thank you, it's good to be back. >> trevor: it's good to have you here. it's rare when republicans droop in while still in office and not on their way out. you have always been somebody who comes on the show and we talk about things. this time is different. you've written a book about your life. honestly, there's a lot in this book i didn't know about you as a human being. let's start in the beginning. >> certainly. >> trevor: in many ways, the book talks about your journey of how you got to where you got to

today. >> absolutely. >> trevor: many people have referred you as many different things-- the unicorn, the lone black senator in the republican party. people referred to you as the outlier. you often faced criticism as well. many people have said how can you be a black man in the republican party? look at what the republican party is doing. look at the policies the republican party enacts. and some people haven't said it to you in the nicest way. you talk about in the book the way people call you "uncle tim" when you responded to the president's address. how do you reconcile that narrative, or how do you reconcile the conflict of being a black man in a party that is predominantly white, and black people are predominantly democrats. and saying, "no, no, no, i can still believe in this and not be a race traitor," which i don't believe in, in any way, you know. >> trevor-- breaking news here. you ready? >> trevor: i'm ready. >> i think the black community is a conservative community.

so i think i'm just being consistent with who i am. let me give you a couple of examples of policy positions that i think that most people don't understand or appreciate or have ever even heard that when we were in the majority 2016-2020, we invested more money in historically black colleges and universities than any other time in american history. we made the funding for h.b.c.u.s permanent for the first time in american history. we put $1 billion in the middle of the pandemic specifically targeting h.b.c.u.s. my office, we led the charge on sickle cell anemia research and passed legislation to make sure that it would be easier. unemployment, 2016-2020, we had the lowest unemployment in the history of the country for african americans, hispanics, asians, a 70-year low for women. we created seven million jobs, two-thirds were african americans and hispanics. but my point is that when you

think about the policy positions that i have fought for, not to even talk about opportunity zones, the fact is that as a sitting conservative republican, i fought for those issues. that had the greatest impact in the communities where i come from, because it's, like, common sense. >> trevor: what seems like-- and you'll tell me how you see it-- it seems like oftentimes in order for people of color to be accepted into the republican part, they have to ignore all of the systemic things that happened thom in the country. >> right. >> trevor: and the people in the republican party go, "we're the victims. we're the real people being repressed. we're being replaced. we're being repressed. this is what is happening because we're white." do you not find thrice weird disparity at times. >> i hear what you're saying but can i point out one thing? >> trevor: of course. >> in my book. >> trevor: yes. >> one thing you'll learn very quickly, i don't sidestept issue of race at all.

>> trevor: you don't. that's why i said, with you, i agree with that. >> i talk about the 20-plus times i've been stopped in the last two decades for just driving while black. i talk about the race riot that happened at the high school was going to attend when i was in the eighth grade. i talk about the challenges that so many people in our moment have faced because of the color of our skin. >> trevor: right. >> i talk about the economic realities. i talk about the justice system. i work-- as you know-- on police reform. the truth of the matter is i think you have to be comfortable in your own skin wherever you are. and if you have to betray or deny a part of your existence, don't do it. and i refuse to allow any party affiliation to stop me from being what i'm going to be when i leave and what i was before i came. >> trevor: and you do that-- i will say, you do that honestly. you do that honestly, beyond just black. you talk about this in the book, for instance. >> ysir. >> trevor: you were one of the

senators who said donald trump in trying to overturn the election what he did was unconstitutional. you talk about january 6. i feel like, even in the book when you're telling the story of january 6, you do a really good job of placing the blame at the feet of the people who conducted the insurrection. >> yes, yes. >> trevor: it seems like there is a looming absence, you know, a glaring absence of trump's name in it. it seems like at times you are... i don't mean it in a bad way at all. but it seems like you are trying to thread the needle, you know, of saying what happened but then not saying why it happened. ( applause ) does that make sense? >> yes, it does. that's it? yeah. tell the truth. praise the lord, yes, yi like that. so it is called "the daily show with trevor noah" not tim scott. so i assume the audience is going to go with you. >> trevor: no, no. >> no, i'm being funny. >> trevor: i'm with you. >> i know you're a comedian. i'm trying my best you know.

give a brother a break. >> trevor: i give you all the breaks. you know that. >> here's my point, though. i was actually in the building. >> trevor: yeah, you talk about it in the book. >> rolling my sleeves up preparing to fight for my life. >> trevor: right. >> so when i put the blame on the people who were coming after me, i put the blame squarely where i believe it belongs. and that's what you hear in my recount of the issue. when i say that-- at the end of that day on january 6, we, the united states senate, both republicans and democrats, went back out and performed our duty to affirm that president biden has won the election, we did our job. i'm not actually sugar coating or skirting or pivoting away from an issue. i'm actually not making it more political than it has to be. >> trevor: let me ask you this. >> certainly. >> trevor: many people have floated the idea-- i'm not asking any everybody. as my mom would say, "i'm only

asking about you." i would like to know if you were asked to run as donald trump's vice president, would you accept that? >> that's a good question. ( laughter ) i'm going to pivot. ( laughter ) >> trevor: least you're honest! at least you're honest! >> let me tell-- here's the truth. when you're up for reelection to the united states senate, the first goal is to win. so once you win, then you look at the options that are left and make a decision on what is possible. and so for me, at this point in my career, the only thing i'm asking for are the people in south carolina to give me a chance to be reelected. >> trevor: you know, what i do enjoy in the book is that it reminds me that you are a human being. i don't-- i don't need to agree with you on everything to believe that you are a human being. and you talk about that in the book. you talk about the way people see you, the way you see people you don't agree with. one of the more touching parts

of your book is when you talk about going with your grandfather for him to vote. >> yes. >> trevor: and this was for him to vote for-- >> 2008. >> trevor: yeah, 2008. and he was going to vote for barack bama. >> absolutely. >> trevor: and one of the volunteers at the polling station didn't trust that you would, like, let him vote. because your grandfather couldn't read; is that correct? >> correct. yeah, so it's one of the most touching stories about my grandfather i could ever share. going back to 1921, fast forward 2008. thinking about a black man born in the deep south with very, very few rights, if any at all. living long enough to see this country evolve far enough for the possibility of an african american being elected president of the united states. it was something he could not... comprehend or imagine. so i take him to vote, as i always have. we're walking into the voting

booth, and because he can't read, i always went into the booth with him, which the way that we do it. and the young lady at the counter didn't think me being a republican would honor my father's wishes. and i thought to myself, how sad is it that what she thinks of the human condition is so off. my grandfather, having 100% nath me, lady, please and thank you, shut up. and we went in together. >> trevor: this is my grandson. >> absolutely. i said i want you to memorize-- my grandfather had an absolute photographic memory-- barack obama. i want you to remember those words so when you see it on tv you know who you voted for. >> trevor: i love that. >> there will never be any question on what you did. he said, "okay, timmy." he calls me timmy. i said i want you to hit the vote button, the big green button. and walking out there, getting into the car, i have seen my grandfather cry twice. once was when my grandmother

died, april, 2021, and the second time was having the privilege and responsibility of electing president barack obama. ( applause ) >> trevor: it's a really, really can pacific book because i think it gives so much more complexity to who you are as a man. thank you for joining me on the show. i appreciate you. not everyone comes here and chats with me. i always appreciate you. thank you for coming here. senator scott's book "america: a redemption story" is available right now. stay tuned. hey, everybody, don't forget we only have so much time on television, so if you want to watch the full interview, which i do recommend, uned ted, make sure you go to wherever you watch the show. after the break we'll be chatting to nathalie emmanuel, chatting to nathalie emmanuel, so don't go aw

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [clears throat] is someone stealing a package from your porch? oh yeah, that's not good. [text notification] the arlo doorbell with advanced ai object detection helps you protect your everything. (vo) singing, or speaking. ai objereason, or fun.lps you daring or thoughtful.

sensitive or strong. progress isn't either or. progress is everything. so we need something super disctintive. dad's work, meet daughter's playtime. wait 'till you hear this— thankfully, meta portal helps reduce background noise. zero lace model. adjusts to low light. and pans and zooms to keep you in frame. take a look at this. so the whole team stays on track. okay, let's get you some feedback. i'm impressed. great, loving your work. meta portal. the smart video calling device that makes work from home, work for you.

when you really need to sleep. meta portal. the smyou reach for the device really good stuff. zzzquil ultra helps you sleep better and longer when you need it most. its non-habit forming and powered by the makers of nyquil.

( applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my next guest tonight is emmy-nominated actor, nathalie emmanuel. she's here to talk about starring in the new film, "the invitation." >> so where are the bride and groom? >> mmm! >> our four families have served each other for generations, but as you all know there has been someone missing from this table. tonight, a once-broken bond will be renewed. when evelyn and alexander and i are wed. ( applause ) please. >> trevor: please welcome nathalie emmanuel! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> trevor: welcome back.

( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: nathalie emmanuel, welcome back to "the daily show." welcome in person. the first thing i have to say is congratulations, because the last time we spoke was virtually, and that's when you were doing "die hard" and since then you got nominated for an emmy for that role, so congratulations. ( applause ). >> thank you, thank you so much. >> trevor: it feels like your journey has just been-- you know, it's on the up. you're enjoying yourself, whether it's comdierks whether it's drama, whatever this is, thriller-- >> it's a thriller, horror. >> trevor: it's terrifying. >> you know, i like to challenge myself and try my hand at everything. >> trevor: watching this movie i was like, this is a terrible mistake that your character has made. we saw a little bit in the clip. she goes to, like, a lavish event in england-- >> a destination wedding with a long, lost relative who is a

stranger, and goes alone. i mean, no. like, that was her first mistake. ( laughter ) i always joke that if it was me in the situation, that movie would have ended in the scene with my best friend who is like, "are you going to go meet him?" and we would be like, "nah." >> trevor: if i got invited to a long lost relative's event and i get there and it's a bunch of people wearing masks pulling out knives, i would be like, this is not going as i intended. this is not it. what i also found interesting is you are playing an american in the mystery and everyone is english. is that super weird for you? you're an english playing an american with english people. do you find there are parts of nathalie that change? >> for sure. >> trevor: are there things that american nathalie does that english nathalie would never do? >> i think american nathalie is probably a little more-- she's probably a little louder to be honest. >> trevor: louder? >> i don't mean that to sound

negative. >> trevor: you stayed. americans are loud. you said it now, nathalie! you said it now, nathalie. >> but i love that. i love that. i think sometimes my britishness often it's like, you know, keep it sort of -- >> "yes, of course." >> exactly. and i think there's a freedom that comes with that accent and the-- i see where the americans, like, they have no problem expressing themselves, expressing their opinion. and i love that. i wish i had more of that. >> trevor: i know what you mean. >> so i tried to adopt it myself, not very successfully but -- >> i think you do a great job of it. >> thank you. >> trevor: i love seeing it in the character. before i let you go, there's one change we have to speak about and that's your hair. right? it looks gorgeous. >> thank you, thank you so much. >> trevor: i saw the video of you cutting your hair. and it was really emotional. >> it was so emotional. >> trevor: because we've known you with your hair for so long, it's become a part of you. people have even come up to you saying, "thank you so much for

having natural hair on a tv show." like what-- what made you decide, i'm going to cut it? not for a role, by the way. it was for yourself. >> it was for me. i think it had taken-- for many years i had wanted to cut my hair, and i always found a reason not to, and i think some of it was fear. some of it was like oh,, you know, to be-- what is femininity or beauty and often we're taught you have to have long hair and it has to be a certain way. and i-- also, there was a real pride in to not changing my hair for the screen and on red carpets and doing glamorous looks with my natural text, and hair discrim neighbors all of that. it was a real kind of defiance that was in my hair and a celebration that was in my hair. and so, when i decided to cut it,imented to just shed it. i wanted to let go of all the sort of complex feelings, but, you know, start fresh. and to be honest -- >> you did a great job. >> i love it.

>> trevor: congratulations. >> thank you. ( applause ). >> trevor: you've inspired me. now-- now maybe-- i'm not-- i'm not going to cut it, but maybe i'll come to the show with corn rows. i might switch things up. >> you've been mixing it up. >> trevor: i might die whole-- you never know. >> like a whole thing. >> trevor: like know-- i don't know. ( laughter ) i like it for now. nathalie, thank you so much for joining me on the show. absolute pleasure. "the invitation" will be exclusively in theaters on august 26. okay, we're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this. thank you again. i'm what you call a boutique hotel. i'm looking to provide a more unique experience.

do you like single origin coffee over a game of chess? me too. ♪♪ meet google pixel 6a a smarter phone for a smarter price powered by the google tensor chip so your camera can see in the dark with night sight fix your photos with magic eraser photograph all skin tones accurately with real tone and last up to 72 hours with extreme battery saver it's all you want in a phone. google pixel 6a switch it up, and get the all new google pixel 6a.

i've been telling everyone, the secret to great teeth... is having healthy gums. keep yours healthy with crest advanced gum restore. it's clinically proven to detoxify below the gum line. and, it restores by helping heal gums in as little as 7 days. because you can't have a healthy smile, without healthy gums. advanced gum restore from crest. the #1 toothpaste brand in america. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: well, that's our show

for tonight but before we go, please consider supporting jhpiego. they're an organization that helps deliver health care to women around the world, whether it's training doctors on family health, educating women on planned parenting, or building new systems to get health care to impoverished communities. if you would like to help them guarantee healthier futures for women and their families, please donate at the link below. until next time, stay safe out there, and remember: if marjorie taylor greene visits you in prison, you're probably not in prison. just go home. now here it is, your moment of zen. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> we're all so grateful to be joined by representatives ronny jackson, my doctor! he loved looking at my body. it was so strong, powerful. but he said i'm the healthiest president that's ever lived. >> you think you're better than us? >> hey, buddy, i'm rock hard. >> if i wasn't just a face on a

rock, i'd totally ( bleep ) you up. >> wait a second, was he talking about his ( bleep )? >> grow up, roosevelt. dwigto develop a chainirst day oof retail stores.ject i am meeting my new boss, nellie bertram, head of special projects. work starts at 9:00. sabre hq is 30 minutes away driving the speed limit. giving everyone 20 minutes to shower, plus 50 for jim to style his hair, 20 for breakfast, 40 for erin to get lost between her room and the lobby, 90 for ryan to do his morning ecstasy, we're already 20 minutes late. wake up! [screams] hey. hey. hey. hey. wake up. [thud] ow. why are you sleeping that way? oh, i was reading the mattress tag, and i fell asleep.

stanley, wake up. you've got to wake up. the hotel's on fire. stanley, wake up. it's pretzel day. [sighs] [groaning] [gasps] good morning. hey, wake up. let's have some fun. we're in florida now. hey, you. i'm so glad this is happening. i actually came to your door twice last night. come on in. the water's fine. oh, not cool. i am on the two kid sleep schedule. so i'm up and at them at 4:15. but no kids, so i honestly didn't know what to do with myself. and then i thought of something. ah-- here's dwight. what the-- oh, man. what do you think happened? ah, looks like jim got mixed up with some bad apples. [gasps] oh, no, no, no, no. it wasn't me. we've got to find luwanda at the alcohol club.

aww. [screams] [thud] [theme music] - puppet. - cool. for your kids? yeah, it's weird being away from them. never done this before. dwight: attention, dunder mifflin group. proceed outside. the vehicle is waiting. seats have been assigned. shotgun goes to ryan. congratulations, ryan. i need to make nellie see me as a leader today. first impressions get locked in forever. when i first met pam, she said something that slightly rubbed me the wrong way. since then, i've loved working with pam. and she's frankly wonderful. but i hate her. i'll have a bottle of the antacid.

also, i want to get a souvenir for my son, but his mother doesn't acknowledge my paternity. do you have anything for that? also, i want it to have a florida feel. what is he like? power. ok. and this one is, ha, don't see too many museums around here. ok, twiggy, that's enough. get in that car. hey, are you ok? i'm fine, ok? it's just stress, you know? because i care about this project. frankly, the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now, i find very alarming. who says none of us are diarrheal? are you sure it's stress? because i did poison you. ha, very funny, jim. oh, no. i'm serious. i was thinking, for this trip, i have to do something epic. so what should that be? and then, i thought of it. i'll poison you. what are you going to do? are you gonna steal my newspaper or put a cricket in my cereal or something? i'm gonna set your face on fire. that's a good one. whoa, stanley. did you just come back from burning down a rival night club? laugh it up, halpert. i'm in florida for a month without my family. i'm going to enjoy this. want to get in?