re's ribs. - rude. - so rude, right? - mm-hmm. - oh, my gosh. - i have been chasing people down all day. it's incredible. - pam, my bag was there. >> coming to you from new york city, the only city in america, it's "the daily show," tonight fan boys are racist. the importance of casual conversation. and sherri shepherd. this is the daily show with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in, thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much. take a seat, everybody. we have a great show for you

tonight, donald trump is master of his domain, amazon has ruined lord of the rings and ronny chieng will break down the most overanalyzed film footage since the den tee-- kennedy assassination. so let's do, this let's jump into today's headlines. all right. before we get to the big story let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. the fda has officially authorized new covid boosters that for the first time targets the om cron variant. and i'm so excited because this means we can finally fight omicron just aide months after everyone got it. and in case are you counting, that is now the fourth covid shot which means one more and we all get a free sandwich, yay! meanwhile, in climate anies, the west coast of america is currently experiencing a record-breaking heat wave with temperatures in some cities topping 115 degrees.

yeah, it is so hot in california right now that people are begging harry styles to spit on them. please, please, harry, please. oh, in international news t is now being reported that diseu to global sanctions russia is being forced to buy ammunition from north korea. yeah. which i think we can all agree means you are pretty desperate. if you are like you have to go to north korea because no one else will sell-- only a matter of time before putin can only get haircuts from north korea, that is going to be fun. nowhere else. but let's move on to some of the bigger stories of the day, starting with the only man in america whose scrap booking hobby could land him in prison. donald j. trump. yeah, the j stands for january 6th. there have been some major developments in the f.b.i.'s investigation into america's former president so let's catch up on all of it in another installment of america's most tremendously wanted.

ever since the fbi raided the broom closet where donald trump was keeping america's most important nalt security secrets we've all been wondering what exactly trump was hiding there. and over the weekend we finally got a detailed rundown of what the fbi took away. they were 31 documents labeled confidential, there were 54 labeled secret, and 18 labeled top secret. yeah. and even better than that agents found those documents intermingled in the same boxes as magazine clippings, and clothing. so i guess trump has a legal problem and a hoarding problem? like if someone after the f.b.i. they need to send in marie condo, does this 1987 copy of playboy spark joy.

>> it does, it sparks so much joy, so much joy. >> trevor: but even more concerning is the f.b.i. found dozens of classified folders that were empty which obviously raises the question, where are the documents from the folders? are they in other boxes? did he lend them to saudi arabia? or maybe it is more innocent. maybe trump keeps a bunch of folders labeled classified so he can give them to friends with pictures photo copies of his butt in here, that is a good joke. it is also a possibility that the intelligence community didn't trust him and gave him empty fielders, we don't know. sir, these documents are so secret we made them invisible. >> incredible, just like all the love letters melania sends me, i get it, totally get it. >> trevor: but nobody knows what trump was doing with these files and folders. and now there might be a lot longer until we find out. >> the criminal investigation into those classified documents

found at mar-a-lago is temporarily on hold as a result of this 24 page order where a florida federal judges granted former president trump's request that authorizes its appointment of a special master. an independent observer to review what the f.b.i. sees from the trump es-- seized from the trump estate. >> the special master would separate items that might be protected of claims-of-attorney client privilege or executive privilege. >> the judge sent the deadline for friday for both sides trump and the doj to profoes pose a list of candidates to be special master. >> the judge said the doj cannot use these documents at all as part of its criminal investigation into this review is completed. >> trevor: theart, a judge in florida has decided to appoint an independent observer to go through all of the documents and determine which ones are off limits to investigators. and that person is called a special master. which i'm not going to lie when

he i first heard it sounded pretty cool. like donald trump is getting a special master. i was like he is about to learn kung fu. hmmmm, i am your special master and you donald are my student. >> great k you teach me chop sticks. >> trevor: what will be really interesting is who they pick for the job because the judge gave each side until friday to submit a list of suggestions together, right. so basically the judge is going trump you send us a list of who you think should review the documents and the justice department you do the same thing. and then i guess the judge is hoping that they will overlap? i don't know. i would be like the department of justice is going to submit the names of former attorney generals and fbi directors and the list from trump side will be like jared, the hamburg letter, paper shredder on top of a toilet, you know? but you know wince again donald trump exposed a part of america that i'm willing to bet nobody existed, nobody. did you know bay special master? any of you?

i didn't even know it was an option. i have watched ten million hours of law & order. i know about subpoenas, i knee about breaking the chain of custody, objection, sustained overruled, side bar, my chambers but not once have i heard the term special master. once again, thanks to trump, because of his hard work and dedication to doing crimes we've all learned something new today and i say thank you mr. president. (applause) that's right. but let's move on to some international news from the american trump, to the british one. prime minister bore is johnston. back in july he was forced to resign due to a long list of scandals, he was having parties during his own covid lockdown, he was receiving shady loans, promoting people that he knew were accused of sexual harassment. you name it, he did it like a one-man shonda rhimes show, so finally his party forsed bore is

to resign and today they appointed the new leader of the united kingdom. >> the united kingdom has a new prime minister this morning, liz truss officially took over from bore is johnson today after meeting with queen elizabeth at balmoral cass nell scotland. >> we have huge reserves of talent, of energy and determination. i am confident that together we can ride out the storm. >> truss inherits a nightmare, car in europe, a biting cost of living crisis, the country braced for a wirnt of potential blackouts and fuel. >> trevor: once again the united kingdom is bringing a woman into power only when things are really shit. they do this all the time, mark receipt thacher, teresa may, mary poppins, the list is endless. that is why it feels good to liver in a country like america t is so feminist it won't put a woman in charge ever, just in case things get really bad, you are welcome, ladies.

you're welcome. and you know, i got to sairks it's weird how the british system just springs a new prime minister on you, like you know when they pick the new dr. who, there is all this speculation and debate and the whole country is weighing in on it but for the new prime minister they're just like meet liz, she's running the country now. so i wish the best of luck to prime minister truss and from now on until she i guess resigns in disgrace, because that is what happens, you know, that is what happens to british prime ministers, they never get to the end of their term, you just serve until some shit goes down and you have to apologize and leave. in fact, you know what, to make things simpler the new prime minister should just start their term with an apology speech, you know. it is truly an honor to be taking this job that i will be forced to resign from within a year. i'm excited to lead this nation and i'm ashamed for the terrible things that i will do that force me from office. but until that has have i many

ideas for this krivment i want to rebuild the roads, i want to expand national health care and oh, look at that, oh boy, there is the scandal already, it's been a privileges of a lifetime to sirve, thanks, everyone, cheerio, bye bye everyone, bye. let's move on to some big entertainment news. amazon prime video announced its new lord of the rings prequeel series is its most watched program ever, with more than 25 million viewers checking out the show on its first day but it turns out some of those people mile be hate watching. >> amazon is suspending reviews of its new lord of the rings series on rotten tomatoes it says the 72 hour hold is to make sure the review for rings of power are legit and prevent internet trolls trolls from brig down their score. >> amazon says reviews are being dragged down by fans who are upset about the show's diverse cast which includes black actors playing elves and dwarfs, these viewers say it sun realistic for

tolkien's descreet creatures to be nonwhite. >> trevor: i'm not going to lie, this say tough one, this say tough one, on the one hand, everyone wants die versity in the shows that we create. but on the other hand, got to admit it is a bit unrealistic to say that there were black people in this white guy's imagination, you know? i can get on board way slow or a world where magical creatures cast spells and fight undead armies for control of a piece of jewelry that can turn them into gods but if those creatures have a tan, it is just not believable any more. it really isn't. no, for real. this is so hypocritical, are you going to get mad about seeing a black dwarf in lord of the rings but fine with seeing a kevin hart movie? be consist ebts. he's so tiny. also by the way, i don't understand why people are this angry, it's not like all the characters turned black, all right there is one black dwarf,

a couple of black elves t is not like the nba, calm down. like oh, black-- you know it is the same people were losing their shit because of the one black guy in house of dragons, oh, it only takes one to lower the property values, the house of dragon used to be worth 400,000, now i don't know any more. and i know what people are saying, saying that the books are supposed to be based on medieval europe so having black characters isn't realistic, but guys nobody is watching lord of the rings for realism, they are watching it because they didn't have sex in high school, that is the only reason. it is not realistic. i will say this though. i will say this, a part from the racism thing, i kind of agree. i don't think it makes sensor to have black characters in lord of the rings. yeah, i said it iter the whole series is about seeing danger and then running towards

it it that is some white people shit. and like the reason, the reason there were no black people in med il earth is because they saw the giant eye talking out of a volcano and they were like oh hell no! we are moving to africa cuz this shit here, nope, nope, we do not need to be here, we're going to africa, all right, that is if forth headlines but before we go to the break it's time to check in on all the latest social media trends with our own ronny chieng, everybody. ronny chieng. >> you guys ready? you guys ready for this, you want to hear some social media. >> trevor: yeah. >> all right, yeah, yeah, you guys ready to lose a few iq points. let's do it! all right, first up, what is

trending is the ratings or as i like to call it game of thrones or incest t is supposed to be wokity woke, elf diversity, stop moder, hate, whatever k we just give this one to white people. let's diversify the real places first and then we can worry about the white fantasy places later, okay. that being said, where the [bleep] are the asians, okay? middle earth-- (applause) >> narnia, the west wing, no asians? no aians. the closest thing we have to asians in american fantasy is spoke in star trek, yeah, he's asian. i know is he white but he's asian. is he supersmart and dress like an emperor and has a bowl hair cut and he knows the pressure point in the neck, right. live long and prosper, even talks like con if you shurks i just want to see some asian elves, what else is trending. oh yeah, everyone's on the

internet trying to figure out whether harry styles spit on chris pine at a movie premier. and by the way, this one asian here, one asian here, there is more asians in this harry styles spitting video than six lord of the rings movies and the tv series. >> trevor: you know ronny, i actually saw this trending on line and i saw the video and what happened here? >> dude, i don't know trevor, you think i care about this celebrity crap? you think i stay up at night reading about florence pugh was upset with olivia wilde or spend hours trying to figure out why olivia said shia labeouf was fired and he said he was quit. what loser would say that jason sed sick is served olivia wild divorce papers on the press. who leads rarl after article about how olivia get is dating harry styles t is disgustingly stupid how much time people are spending on. this get a life.

>> trevor: you know, for someone who says they don't know a lot about this it really seemed like you know a lot about this, like you took us through the whole story, so did harry styles spit on chris pine or not. >> dude, i don't know and i don't care, all right. what i do know is that most people in the world would love to have harry styles spit on them, all right. anyone in this audience would open their mouth and gladly have harry styles spit down their gull et any day of the week, all right. all of you all out there, open your mouth and say please feed me king style, feed me your saliva right into your mouth who here wouldn't want, that people love harry, people love harry, he can't do any wrong. have you seen what these desperate people tweet about him? look at this desperate person here. top three, one direction members in order. harry styles, harry styles, harry styles, styles fan for life, all right that is what these [bleep] losers are saying on the internet. desperate much? he is not going to spit in your

mouth, trevor. >> trevor: all right. first of all you don't know that, second of all, it was just a joke, okay. >> you are right, you are right but you know what i do know? k? i know that all this shit is great publicity. i disfnt know about this movie but now i do know about this movie t is giving me an idea about how we should be promoting this show. >> trevor: no. >> trevor. >> trevor: no. >> trevor. >> trevor: no. >> hear me out here. >> trevor: no. >> i will spit in your mouth. >> trevor: no. >> and then you serve me divorce papers and then we start dating. >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody. when we come back, we will be. when we come back, we will be. (applause)

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small talk? >> it is the worst. >> the worst. >> worst. >> it is like the awkward phase, i don't really care about your day most of the time. >> it makes me nervous. >> it [bleep] sucks, how do you feel your individual small talk skills have gotten essentials the pandemic. >> everyone is just awkward as [bleep] now. >> i forgot how to talk to people. >> what do you do. >> try not to talk to people. >> i will find a friend at a party and just sit myself with them. >> what if we are at the spark, are we going to small talk. >> if i don't know you, no, i keep it moving. >> clearly we all hated small talk so i wasn't going make anyone suffer any further. >> [bleep] small talk, let's not do small talk for a second, okay. >> okay. >> god, real s god real? >> i want to get to the good stuff. >> yeah. >> would you tell me about your worst childhood trauma? >> oh, oh, no. >> it's clear everyone preferred my conversational approach. however some see the benefit to small talk like psychology professor tara well. so i met with her to go deep

about why she likes to keep things on the surface. >> it is really important that we engage in small talk because it is how we connect as humans and i appreciate how important it is for us. >> you appreciate the most awkward moment of all social interaction. >> it has kind of a negative connotation, we think it is superficial and kind of mindless and a waste of time. >> what has happened to small talk since the pandemic started. >> its past two years have pretty much decimated small talk in a number of ways. i mean when we talk to people face to face we use the whole body. there is also a slight time lag in zoom and in those few seconds, we tend to think of something negative so something positive. >> they hate me. >> yes, exactly. >> should i put my shirt back on, that type of thing, yeah. >> so many people are feeling kind of very socially awkward, not knowing what to say. also wearing masks because we connect with their facial

expressions to regulate our emotions. >> especially like this. >> yeah. >> or like this, or like this. did you feel connected to me then. >> no, no. >> interesting, what happens is we oftentimes mirror our facial features. >> so what is wrong with this jumping into the important stuff. >> small talk isn't therapy, okay stvment not therapy. >> it is kind of easy to blame the pandemic but in a lot of ways we were headed here already. the generation younger than me is the most medicated, the most socially anxious, having the least amount of sex, is that connected to the importance of small talk. >> i think it can be because even before the pandemic, we were kind of losing that face to face contact. we don't get the same psychological and emotional benefits when we just respond to a text or like a post on social media. >> are we in a small talk crisis? >> yes. >> wow, she really made small talk seem important it made me

realize that maybe even i could get a little better at it. >> if i need to get better at small talk, who do i practice to? >> you can practice in the mirror or you could also get a small talk practice buddy. >> stpb. >> just go there and be curious to know other people and also know that are you going to be awkward and st okay. >> and what if i feel the responsibility to initiate conversation. >> starting out hi, i'm michael, i don't think i have met you yet what is your name, i haven't met you yet. >> have a little bit of lightness and intonation. >> hi, i'm michael, what is your name? >> hi, i'm michael, what's your name, you don't want to sound too sexy though. >> hey, i'm michael,ing what aw your name. >> nah. >> too sexy. >> too much. >> i got to practice. >> with professor we'll instructions i practiced my small talk to do my part to end this conversational crisis. >> hello. i'm you, who you is michael. hi, i'm hot outside.

>> hello, how are you? >> too loud. >> yeah, lake superior is the biggest of the great lakes. >> sorry, what did you say? >> i didn't say anything, why would i say something? >> it is pretty hot outside, huh? >> hello, how are you? hello, what is your hometown. >>after weeks of talking to my reflection, my dog, and hiding from that coworker i tried to talk to in the elevator, i was finally ready to take my small talk on a test run. >> so the weather is cloudy today, huh? you have seen the latest spiderman movie, hey you wear that yellow really well, brian park, turn down the music already. i feel like it was too many things at onces with it wants. >> how did that make you feel.

>> overwhelming but i'm vibing. >> wow, that say beautiful building. >> yeah. >> you know what isn't beautiful, the hpv in my body. >> wow. >> you like sportle evan. >> i do like sports. >> cool, which one of your parents do you love more. >> oh my god. >> so my small talk wasn't perfects but to my surprise i had some good conversations that didn't get superweird. >> how are you enjoying new york. >> it is definitely different from where i am, from memphis, tennessee. >> hey, i feel like we just had a nice conversation and maybe the small talk was the bridge that got us there. >> i think so. >> enough to even bring up my hpv. >> you didn't have to bring that up at all. >> small talk on 3, i, two, three, small talk. >> small talk. >> do i love small talk. >> no, do i understand why we need it, fine. do i have any big plan this weekend, well, yes, i do, thanks for asking. >> got it, small talk. >> thank you so much for that. stay tuned because when we come back, sherri shepherd will be joining me on the show. so don't go away.

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( ♪♪ ) both: yeah, mom! sparkling water is what you make it. sodastream. push for better. >> welcome back to the daily show, my guest tonight is comedian, actor and emmy-winning talk show host sherri shepherd here to talk about her brand new daytime talk show sherri which premiers september 129. please welcome sherri shepherd. (applause) sherri shepherd. >> what's going on.

>> trevor: welcome to the daily show. >> welcome to the daily show, you are fine. have i not seen you in person. you-- uz cuz you see people on tv, you are like they look all right, you fine. all right. >> trevor: i see what are you doing all right already. >> well, whatever, when we going to africa together? i've never been to africa, i would like to go. >> trevor: you have never been. >> never. >> trevor: never, anywhere. >> i have never been to africa mothers love me. in africa, i have never been but i know they loo like me. >> trevor: how do you know. >> i'm this kind of person, family reunions, i like going, i cook, well, i order from door dash and i put it on the china. i fit in with families. >> trevor: okay. that's probably why will you make such a great host for a new shoavment i should say welcome to the daily show and more importantly welcome to new york. you moved to new york to make your sure. >> that's right, i'm here in new york, i love it. i am here in new york. >> trevor: this say big deal. >> yes, it is. cuz i've been on, i did the view

for seven seasons. >> trevor: of course. >> with barbara and whoopi and joy and elizabeth. and so to do my own slit rally a dream koom true. i used to talk to my teddy bears with like the toilet paper roll and i would put it in front of their faces and do that. and when i was a legal secretary i would sign my name sherri. so it is like i always thought about doing a talk show. >> trevor: let's go back, so you interviewed the teddy bears. >> i did. >> trevor: as an adult or child. >> when i was a child. >> trevor: you didn't explain when exactly. i was trying to situate. >> no no, i do grown men now when i interview, that is what i do, i don't do teddy bears any more. trevor, what? no sir. >> trevor: it feels like were you made for this role, people love you on tv. you act. are you in comedy but this is a different type of job because it is your show t is going to be daily, you will be talking about everything. let's talk about that part of the show because you are going to be in daytime tv where a lot of people go don't do politics, don't do certain parts of

comedy. it feels like you bring everything that makes you who you are to the show. tell me about that. >> i am, you know what, because i have, i love politics, i could sit and talk about it 24/7, but i'm clear, my show is joy, fun and laughter because we go through so much in our day, i think we get de sense advertised and i want you to be able to come because they can get it from you, they can get the news from the view, from wolf blitzer but i want you to come to my show and laugh. i want you to have a good time. that's all i want. and i just have this need. we are both stand up comics, i have to make you laugh. and so if that is what you want, i want you to turn into sherri. >> we're just going to be tuning too the show, laughing, showcases comedians, which i love. you have a special segment on the show for stand up comedians. >> series laugh lounge because have i been a struggling comedian like my entire life. i used to go and i would give bumps by tommy david sorntion marlon wayan, all of them, and

sit there until 1:00 in the morning and play to one person. if somebody would just give me a chance and that is what i want to do with come deevment i know so many comics. >> trevor: i love that. >> yes, that is my mission. >> trevor: i love that. >> you know, because you know, you know there are comics around, trevor, who just, they just need to be the exposure but they can't sit on the couch, you know how that world. is but you can come and sit with me and you make people laugh and hopefully that will open up, like what johnny carson used to do. i did it with jay leno, he had me do stand up and it charchged my world. >> trevor: it feels like you have an energy about you that is all about positivity because it is not just about laughing, even on the view, you had your moments where you would go really deep but for the most part you found a reason to laugh. you found a reason to smile, to make people feel good about nem selves and the show are you in, for a lot of daytime shows some people will say oh, it's going to shall gossipy only, negative only but you have never been that kind of person t is almost like you have a joyous way of

seeing whatever is happening in the world. >> i do. i have just grown up going you have, there say silver lining in everything. you just have to know how to find it and i am a woman of a certain age and i want women to look at me and go if sheri can do it, if it can happen for sherri, it can happen for you too. i used to sphrug el-- struggle. so i know this. you know, i want people to know that scwhroirks i want people to get passed the fear because i'm a big believe and run towards the thing that scares you. >> really? >> yes. >> and i know, i said-- you said that when you were-- . >> trevor: i'm the oops. i think you should run away from the thing that scares you. >> no, huh-uh,. >> trevor: that is why it scares youance but if it you go toward you. >> trevor: it can kill you. >> no, if will not kill you, there is alot of blessings on the other side. >> trevor: that is heavy, you know the. >> well, you got to be man enough to know how to pick her up, i mean pick it up. it's heavy but you know, run towards it. >> trevor: that is what i

enjoy about your journey because you are going into a show, you have been doing the standup, doing the acting, what you are doing is extremely hard. coming to no l.a. has a different pace to it people are friendly t is like a vibe, you have seen that video like that mercedes crashing into that other car, that is new york. you know how you know new york is craze see the people walking by in that video don't even stop. >> you know. >> trevor: how you cannot let that change you. >> in l.a. we are so chill, in new york if i say to you let's have lunch. new yorkers go what time, where are we going to meet. i'm just trying to say good-bye, that is how we are in l.a., like it is too much. when we say we going to go to plunch in l.a. it is just like i'm trying to get out of the conversation. we don't mean it but new yorkers, even riding the subway like everybody looks at their cell phone, at the don't see anything, one lady got on the subway she is like hello, i am blind. and i need money, and i had a fire in my place and she was like girl, you so funny.

>> i am blind! and i need your help. new yorkers hulls el,. >> trevor: it is another world. >> another world and i love it. >> trevor: so you are at the beginning of a new show. everything is an opportunity, everything is a possibility, it kicks off on september 129. i want to know, if you could fast forward to five years, ten years, however many years you want to be doing the show, what is the thing you want to leave people saying afterwards when they go man, that sherri shech heard slow, it did, it was, you know? >> i think i want people to say sherri shepherd gave me joy. sherri shepherd made me feel good. that is what, i think you have to know who you are when you walk in. i think women we also have a problem with that, knowing what is unique about us. and do you know that is what is unique about me. i want to make you smile and feel good so i heap that people leave saying that. and women and i hope you leave going sherri taught me how to negotiate my money. never take the first offer.

never. let me tell you something. no, say no. i want to you say sherri taught me how to say no. >> trevor: i love this. >> tharyts, if you ask me out, i'm going to say no, that doesn't apply to this right here but sherri taught me how to say no. because you have to go for what you want. i don't know when i will be sitting on this desk so i have to tell trevor how i feel. okay, you got to let him know, i did it for prince, i told prince the same thing. (laughter). >> trevor: so we're going africa. >> i will go to africa with you, i do, yes, i do. yes, did you hear that? did you hear that? >> trevor: sherri shepherd, everybody. (applause) tune in, we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.

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