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person. thank you so much for being here. thank you so much for being here, everybody. we've got a great show for you tonight. take a seat, everybody. covid is being replaced by something even worse, nasa has launched its war with space and ronnie chieng goes deep into the world of k-pop. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. all right, everybody. before we get into the big stories let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. starting with the big moment watched live around the globe. last night nasa tested a new planetary defense system by smashing a space craft into an asteroid. boom. yeah. how you like that, asteroid. that was for the dinosaurs. (laughter) and in case are you wondering,

no, the asteroid was not heading for earth. all right. we were just testing the system it wasn't heading towards us. but now the other asteroids know not to test us. you don't mess with earth, man, we're loco, man. in health news researchers have discovered that you can dissolve pills faster if you lie on your right side. which raises a big question for me, how do i become a researcher? no, cuz it just sounds like fun, right? like a lot of fun. just sit around all day taking random-- thinking random thoughts like huh, i wonder what would happen if i took advil doggy style, huh, huh. oh, and if financial news donald trump is back on the forbs 400 list of america's richest people at number 343. which i love so much. yeah. i mean how ironic is it that donald trump is the only guy doing well in joe biden's economy, huh?

yeah, he's going to end up running for president and then voting for biden. i made so much money under joe, and this i heard he was crazy he wanted bleach in-- interest thump is crazy he wanted beach in the lung, i'm voting for joe. but the biggest stories, starting with our ongoing coverage of the war in you train trksz has been seven months since vladimir putin went all kool-aid man on ukraine. but from day one the war has been a disaster for him. first putin tried to take over all of ukraine. but the ukrainian army stopped him. then he tried to take over the eastern half, but the ukrainian army stopped him. then tried to slide into an instagram model's dm's, and instagram, like, the ukrainian army didn't do anything because it was instagram. he was looks like a heavily botoxed gollum in a suit no offense to gollum, i just needed

an example, so after seven months of war, the russian army only controls a slice of ukraine. and now the ukrainians are threatening to take that back too. but before that happens, vladimir putin is saying hey, hey, hey, what about democracy. >> in ukraine russian controlled areas in the east of the country are wrapping up a series of referendums asking voters if they want to be a part of russia. the votes are illegal under international law and some ukrainians have been forced to vote at gunpoint. >> election officials accompanied by armed soldiers go traipses up flights of stairs knocking on doors, searching for voters. >> in the past few minutes russian state media has announced the primary results claiming that people have voted overwhelmingly in favor of becoming part of the russian federation. the results supposedly showing 97 or 98 percent of the vote being in favor of joining the federation. >> trevor: yeah, you hear that. russian soldiers are going door

to door forcing people to vote to join russia. and so because of that, -9d 7 percent of the vote has been proputin. but i mean let's be honest. these vote-- these voters have a choice in the same way we have a choice to not accept cookies on that website, you know? like so what if i pick no, can i not see how child stars age? what kind of a choice is that. 97 percent. my question is, who the hell is the 3 percent? no, i'm really impressed by this. who had the balls to still vote against putin while his soldiers watched them mark their val ot-- ballot who is like yes, i have et vod for yo mama, look at, that i voted twice. oh, oh. (applause) so yeah, because st a sham it looks like 98 percent of the voters in this election voted to become a part of russia. and honestly, like why do they even go through all of this,

huh. going door to door, making everyone sign shit just so you can do whatever are you already doing ef anyway t is one thing to conquer a town and blow up their buildings but to make them do paperwork there is evil and then there's evil. and this is that classic middle school bully move forcing to you say something and then acting like it's legit. so you say you want to eat dog poop. >> i like to eat dog poop. >> he aid it, likes eating dog poop, no, i didn't, steve, i just said it because you made me say it, i'm glad your parents broke up. but let's move on. to some news that is closer to home. even though the coronavirus pandemic seems to finally be on its way out, i think we can agree the world is not exactly the same as it used to be. we're less eager to shake stranger's hands. people generally don't sit next to each other in public places any more. and now every time you rob a bank it takes so much longer for people to know you are the robber because everyone else is

wearing a mask. so then you have to pull out a gun but because it is america, everyone else pulls out a gun. at that point you usually end up opening up a checking account and leaving. you just want to rob the bank but everyone spoils everything. but good new there is one part of american life is roaring back. >> traffic is coming back to prepandemic lesms. -- levels. all thanks to a push for workers to return to the office. major u.s. cities includings will ang less, miami, chicago seeing more commuter traffic congestion and it is growing. >> traffic is above prepandemic levels in miami and dallas, in houston and in phoenix. there is an interesting disparity though taking place in the numbers. monday and friday, that is when traffic is typically lower, even lower than it was before the pandemic. wednesday and thursday are the really big days for traffic now, in major cities across the country really starts to begin to rise. today, tuesday. >> trevor: yeah, you see, because everyone now works for

most part time and everyone gets to choose which days they work remote and which days they come in, all of the traffic that used to be during the week is now only on tuesday, wednesday and thursday. which sucks. all of it, cramped together. i will say, as bad as it is for us humans, it is good for the cars, you know. because now the traffic is slowed it gives them a chance to catch up again. hey there, craig. >> hey, hey craig, long time no see, buddy, hey. >> yeah, nice paint job. >> nothing wrong his owner dumped him for an electric. >> is he taking it real hard, is he hooked on diesel now t say real shame. >> looks like my latest movie, see you in two seconds, buddy. ha ha ha.

(applause). >> trevor: you know, you know when you think about it, the new traffic problem makes sense, right, cuz everyone would rather spend an extra day at home on a monday and a friday, and that means that those days are going to be the days when everyone is chilling. cuz those are the days you are making the hangover or recovering from the hangover, you know what i mean. but think about this, if everyone is choosing the same days to be on the road then those days will suck even more which means tuesday will be the new friday and thursday is going to be the new monday? and then wait, what? i guess wednesday is still going to be in the middle, that weird day in the middle, the day that nobody even uses who says wednes day, anyway, probably the same people that say february-ruary. should be arrested. the point s point is this problem is happening because the week was designed incorrectly. yeah, think about it. who said the week has to be seven days, huh? that is not a rule stvment what

people don't realize. if we all do the same week it's not going to get better. my solution is instead of seven days we should have a five day week because you have seen every study that comes out saying the fewer days we work, that production goes down, it increases we spend e troo time in the offices like we are working but instead googling how long until friday get there, think about t three days of work, three days of work, two days of weekend. >> yeah, yeah, three days of work, two days of weekend. sounds like a perfect week, less traffic, it's monday, wednesday, already, friday, what a week. by the way i will need monday off, i've got a thing it is the perfect week that is st for today's headlines. let's move on to something everyone loves t is time to check in with the lotto numbers with our very own dulce sloan, everybody. >> hello. hello. >> trevor: so good to see you again, dulce. how are you doing today?

>> well, you know, i woke up on the right side of the dirted so it is what it is, baby. >> trevor: all right, dulce, hit with us the numbers. >> you know, i heard trump is back on the forbs 400 list. >> trevor: yeah, he s he. >> like i give a damn. listen, they just keep putting out this list like why are we supposed to care. supposed-- like a bunch of rich [bleep] we don't know, why am i supposed to care that you rich. i still eat at checkers, like what are we talking about? right? like why do we need this information. they are basically giving us a list of 400 people we should rob. (applause) it's like a crime starter pack. like don't rob your neighbor, rob number 26. like it makes sense. >> trevor: okay, speaking of cash, thank you for sharing all of that, dulce. can we get the lotto numbers. >> i'm trying to tell you something. >> trevor: okay. >> you got an asteroid story. >> trevor: i did.

>> oh, i [bleep] with nasa, okay. i [bleep] with nasa. i wouldn't go to space. cuz i don't believe in going anywhere where you have to bring your own air. (laughter) (applause) isn't that-- if i was supposed to be down there, i would have gills, this is dumb. like i'm not that hailey girl, i'm not going to be down there, what mi going to say, did you see the live stream. >> trevor: the video. >> they put the camera on the front of the thing. if you put it on-- like it was running into the asteroid so i didn't, like it was like watching a video with someone falling down wearing a go pro. like are you okay? am i okay? are we dead? like i don't flow what is happening here. listen, we ganged up on an innocent asteroid. just minding his business, being

his faith, believing what he believes, being a horoscope, you know. >> trevor: what? >> i mean that is space, that is where the horoscopes come from, right? it was bullying. >> trevor: bullying? >> yeah, we send a machine into their asteroid living his life, bullying, why we messing with that little asteroid, what if we pissed off his mam avment you know the cartoons when you miss mess with the baby the mama shoip pissed. the asteroid mama is going to be floating out there going hmm, who cashed into you, don't tell me it was nasa. every dam time it is that nasa boy! >> trevor: dullsa-- dulce, i don't think asteroid has a mom. i feel like we have run out of time. we need the lotto numbers right now. >> 1, 13, 21, 8, 34, bye. >> trevor: dulce, no, no, no, no, no. >> i gave you the numbers.

>> trevor: no you used all of my time for your stories. >> i want to talk about the news. >> trevor: you you can't do them ought at once. you have to take your time, build the suspense. >> oh, suspension. >> trevor: yes. >> i got your suspense. (applause) bye! >> trevor: dulce sloan, everybody. all right, when we come back, k-pop. you can't just disappear in the middle of-- dulce sloan, everybody. >> 4, 3, 2, 1. oh my gosh. oh wow. we have

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(applause). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show," one of the biggest trends in music over the last few years has been k-pop. but while it might be new to you, k-pop has a long and fascinating history. so let's find out about it in another edition of ronny chieng teaches you about asians. >> all right, all right, settle down, everyone. because today we're learning about something that is blowing up all over the world, no not climate change. okay, i don't teach boring stuff

in this classroom. i'm talking about k-pop it is why your cousins speak korean more fluently than english. believe it or not k-pop used to be something that only koreans knew about. the rest of the world wasn't always into it. like how there was a time when white people didn't know about yoga. the first group to really break through internationally was the kim sisters. they started singing at children during the korean war for american gi's. they sang, they danced and they played 20 instruments. i can't even name 20 instruments. saxophone. >> in 1959 they got a contract to perform in vegas. ed sullivan was taping a show there and they managed to book a performance on the show. they were such a hit they got asked back 20 more times. do you know how great you have to be to get asked back to anything 20 times. i don't even get invited to join linkedin that much. unfortunately the group k-pop hit a bump in the road soon after when south carrian fell

under the dictatorship who started banning music. they even created black list of song that radio stations couldn't play. every one's end of year spotify sum are just said your most played song was the natd anthem but korean artists kept making music that challenged the stated us colike folk singer hand day su whose albums were managed or, one who defied a dictator request to write a song in his honor and wanting a song to be written about you is classic dictator behavior. right after military ba rays and having a weird haircut everyone tells it you looks great. by the '80s the dictatorship had loosened and by loosened i mean the dictator was assassinated. but whatever. it made listening to radio fun again. outside music was allowed back in the country. and two of the most influential genres became hip-hop and r&b. black artists from michael jackson to run dmc reshaped the

musical landscape of south korea. it inspired performers like-- the earliest examples of k-pop as we know it today. they even made it into the movie soundtrack called three ninja kick back. you didn't think we would be watching a movie in class today did. i didn't think i would still have a hangover but sometimes life surprises you. sth say big moment for korean pop music even if the song was being played over a set in japan but give them a break, okay, they are the three ninjas, not the three cultural sensitivity experts. the next big step towards today's k-pop was in the 1990 when major music studios started putting performances together in boy and girl brands, korea was doing that long before simon could youel's n ips started poking through his t shirt, a they from me. no surprise krksz-pop blew up around the world, it featured complex melody unlike any other pop music and always had next level dance choreography. to this day those remain the signature elements of k-pop.

that age being asian. very important requirements. but this new generation of k-pop stars became so successful the government started to take notice and soon lots of programs to promote korean music around the globe. they saw k-pop as a way to boost korea's cultural strength and economy without having to do a skid game. but one of the biggest k-pop sensations was a surprise no government could predict. i'm sorry, i know it took you ten years to get this out of your head but we have to talk about it gangham style was the first video to break a billion views on youtube t was so popular u.n. secretary general ban ki-moon praised song saiding it was on the path to cultural sensitive. he said it why they played baby shark during the war and the soldiers started laying down bep weapons and hugging each other. since then the rest of the world ask more into k-pop than ever before. girl groups like girl generation and blackpink to artists like cl. but let's getsed to the group

you've been waiting for. the reason you all enrolled in the class, bt [bleep] s. three letters so important the rest of the alphabet doesn't even exist any more. they have dominated the charts. they have generated billions in revenue. they made it okay to eat butter again. they even increased tourism to south korea. i'm glad my fans aren't that devoted because then they would have to travel to australia which trust me, you don't want to do that. bfs is without a doubt the biggest group in the world. you can tell by their fans. the bts army is the second largest military after the u.s. and they've thrown 0 weddings. bts might be on■ hiatus but thre is so much more k-pop we can enjoy when they are gone and now we you know how it got to where it is today, gunningham style. now-- gangham style, now it is in my head again, get it out. get it out. >> trevor: thank you so much for that ronnie, stay tuned, when we come back we'll chat

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(applause) william macaskill, welcome to the daily show. >> thanks so much for having me, i'm a huge fan. >> trevor: it's interests speaking to a philosopher, because when they say that i remember thinking it is probably going to be a -9d 0-- 90 year old man way stick, what is the meaning of life. >> i can't even grow a beard. >> trevor: are you not just young, are you very successful. you are a professor who deals with, i guess, are you dealing with some of the biggest moral issues in society? help me understand what your field of expertise actually is. >> so i'm a little different from a normal moral philosopher because i'm a little less head in the the sky, clouds, i fundamentally i want to make the world a better place. >> trevor: okay. >> so and asking the question how request we do as much as possible to make the world better, that is what the sector of altruism is b so the moral question i am asking are those we need to figure out if we want

to answer that question where. so there are so many problems in the world between poverty, farming, the next pandemic. how do we prioritize among them if we are want to do as much goose good as you can. >> trevor: is it possible to do that. one of the questions someone may ask if response are humans inherently good. >> i think in response to that, just humans are very mall eubl. so people can be inspired to do amazing things, again i have seen this. now thousands of people committing to give at least 10% of their income, often much more to those causes that will do the most good. so the most idea of the altruism, i see many people get inspired to do good. but you can inspire people to do bad. the history of the 20th sentry showed. the banality of evil, how people, even good people could get swayed by bad ideology with horrific outcomes. >> trevor: let's talk about convincing people to give money

to causes that will benefit the planet or humans around them. in this book you talk about the future in a really interesting way. what we owe the future. your argument and correct me if i'm wrong is basically that we have a moral obligation to sort of quote unquote our future self. like the future humans, the humans that will inhabit the planets because what we come in to was createddor shaped by someone and someone will come into that. so we have a moral obligation. someone may say to you well i'm here now, and nobody did anything for me, so why should i care about what happens to somebody who is around when i'm not. >> or you might ask what should we do for future people. what have they ever done for us. >> trevor: and they haven't ever because they are going to. >> what are they going to ever have done for us. >> exactly, for sure. i think the idea that we should care about human people is common sense. imagine are you hiking on a trial and you drop some glass and it shatters, and you wonder should i pick up the glation, clean up after myself.

maybe someone will walk around the trail and cut themselves and you think obviously i should because i don't want to harm someone. imagines they cut themselves, is it tomorrow or a year's time or in a hundred year's time. would that change the morality of the situation. i don't think so. harm is harm. no matter when it occurs. and just as we should care about people whether they are in this country or on the other side of planet, no matter where they are in space, we should care about people no matter where they are in time as well. >> trevor: so how do we begin to get people to agree with that? because you're based in the u.k., right. and so if i have read my research correctly, you don't do natured s it-- how many, 50% of your income. >> yes, a little more than that actually now. >> trevor: so you donate more than 50% of your income to causes that you believe in. >> yeah, that's right. >> trevor: that's amazing.

>> and some people would say insane, right? and when i heard that you did this, i remember thinking oh, but is it easier to do it because you come from a place where your health care will be taken care of? is it easier to do this because you feel like there is a social net or is it hard no matter where are you from. many americans would say i can't give away my money because i don't know how much a hospital bill will be. i can't give away my money because i don't know what i will need to pay for or not. how do you convince people that giving away what they would say is hard earned is actually better for them when it is for others. >> i think there are a couple of things here. one is just i acknowledge i'm in this position of unbelievable privilege, born into a rich country, well educated. and that means, you know, i think i have like a responsibility to use that privilege to do good in the world. >> trevor: okay. >> but the striking thing is that even after my giving, so i try and give everything above,

about $35,000 that still puts me in the richest 3% of the world's population. if you are earning 60,000 per year, are you in the richest 1 percent, you are the one percent globally speaking. and so okay, i'm giving 50%, but can i hardly complain, i'm still in the richest 3%. but the crucial thing really is i thought this was going to be a sacrifice, i thought it would be hard but worth it because it was woo benefit so many people. but it is actually not. have i actually found it incredibly rewarding thing to do i think my life is happier vults. so it means you know, i don't have a big house. i don't have a fancy car. i do have wonderful relationships, wonderful friends. i'm also part of this broader communities, that is inspiring, hardworking, people who are really focused on trying to make the world better and i hope at least are really making a positive difference. and that's just worth more than all the luxury goods that money could buy.

>> wow. it's a mind-shift, st a mind shift that is extremely difficult to achieve which is, i guess why you do the work that you do. it is also interesting to see how many billionaires have signed on to your ideas, you know, everybody from bill gates to elon musk who don't even agree with each other, by the way, and have both said oh yeah, i really like what william-- william is saying. i really agree with this, i think we should be giving away vast amounts of our wealth, et cetera. but when i see this i often think to myself strks easy for us to say people should give away 10%, 20% of their wealth. everyone should do this out of their income. but when you get to a certain point, 10% or 20% of your income doesn't affect your life, if you give away 10 or 20%, yes t is a huge number but it doesn't change this person's life whereas somebody who is working paycheck to paycheck notices when 10 or 20% of their money is gone. shouldn't this be an obligation placed predominantly at the feet

of the those most privileged. >> i think it is absolutely an obligation on the most privileged. if you are a billionaire, bill gates ushered in a new era of billionaire philanthropy saying 50%, 50% higher, 99% or more. so yeah, people are laughing but a chunk of my life is talking to billionaires and convince them to give almost all their money away. >> trevor: help me understand this. >> so i mean, so yeah. >> trevor: billionaires-- for not giving their money away. >> i think that will change. >> trevor: what do you say to them. >> at least for some, i say two things, money above a certain threshhold money doesn't affect your well-being, come on. and secondly, money can be used to make transformative difference, it costs $3,000 to save a life by protecting

children by distributing-- it is a very reliable, well evidenced fact. >> trevor: $3,000 and that is with insecticides, the bed nets. >> bed nets to protect from malaria which is still one of the biggest. >> thousands of children every day die, unnecessarily. there are other risks too, pandemics are something we worry b nuclear war, and so yeah, the case is just like it will make almost no difference in your life. it is going to be enormously impactful for the world. and actually we have seen success. so there are a number of people in the movement, who are planning to give 99% or more. and i think that can be the new standard trs wow. when you talk in the book, there are parts that i read where you intergate the reader to ask questions about how they view the world and i think most importantly how much they want

to make a difference. so for instance will you argue, if you want to make an impact on climate change there are things you can do. for instance you can become a vegetarian, you can say okay i will try and limit my carbon output, if you care will you say i will travel less, fly less or ride a bicycle more or whatever it may be. you are talking to people and talking to individuals. do you feel that the message is as well-received by corporations that have like an outsized output? because every one person can try to do one thing but like most of the smoke that is coming out and you know mores of the carbon output is coming from concentrated cases, i'm not saying individuals don't make a big contribution but do you find any of those big sources are receptive to this, or is the money too big and the face too obscure? >> yeah, i mean honestly, i have been disappointed at attempts to move companies in a more philanthropic direction because corporate fill an thropy, 99 percent of the time is a pr mechanism. and so some of the

misconceptions that people have about how best to fight climate change you can see being promoted by fossil fuel companies. so shell is very keen on the idea that what we should be doing is reducing our carbon footprint personally, whereas what we should be trying to do is put the fossil fuel companies out of business. (applause) is. >> and we as individuals can help do that. so look, if you try and reduce your own carbon footprint. >> trevor: okay. >> in the u.s. americans will net about 15 tons of carbon dioxide, be a hero, do everything you can, maybe you can get that to 0. you can do as much good as if you have never been born, that is the kind of standard. but we can do so much more than that, donate 10% of your income,

let's say that is 3,000, so the organization funding, clean technology, the sort of thing that means we no longer need to rely on fossil fuel. then you would reduce the amount of carbon dioxide going into the at toes-- atmosphere by something that is more like 3,000 tons per year. you would be doing 200 times as much good with very targeted donations with the most effective nonprofit, even compared to the most effort. >> trevor: so just 3,000 or just never be born. >> yeah. >> trevor: $3,000 sounds cheap. >> i think it is pretty good. >> trevor: thank you so much for joining us on the show. >> thank you so much. >> trevor: i wish i could encould have talked about everything on the book, hope o to see you again, william macaskill, everybody. we'll take a quick break and be right back after this. thank you very much.

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