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thank you for coming out in person. thank you for coming out! thank you for coming out! we've got a jam-packed show for you tonight. take a seat, everybody, take a seat. alligators are moving into your house. ukraine is at war with elon musk, and republicans don't care about being republicans anymore. plus, our guest tonight is a u.s. congresswoman from st. louis. cori bush is joining us on the show. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ all right, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. starting off in asia. this morning, north korea once again fired a missile over the north coast of japan into the pacific ocean. a provocation they lasted five years ago. if you are wondering why there was so much time between

launches, that's how long it took north korea to pull the giant rubber band back once again. in labor news, the faa has officially announced that flight attendants must now get an extra hour of mandatory rest between flights. which is great. [cheers and applause] they deserve that extra hour! they also deserve someone who will wake them up from their sleep every 30 minutes to ask them if they would like a drink. "anything else?" and some big celebrity news from the world of scooby doo. after 53 years, the character velma has officially come out of the closet as a lesbian. [cheers and applause] and i am sure right now, there is someone who is like, who is saying, as a conservative, i am outraged! what ever happened to the wholesome family show about a drug addict who gets so high that he thinks his dog talks to him? no, for real, this is a great move for representation, although it will make things

awkward for the villains at the end of every episode. "oh, and i would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you weird kids! i mean, not velma, you're cool, i'm an ally. i'm just saying, a bunch of kids who spend their time solving crimes are we are. not you coming out about you liking women, live your truth. oh, boy, winter the cops getting here? this is awkward. but let's move on to some of the bigger stories of the day. starting with the aftermath of hurricane ian. officials say nearly half a million people in florida are still without power, and repairing damage to homes and businesses could cost up to $75 billion. and because this is florida, there's one more effect of hurricanes you might not have thought of. >> floridians returning to their homes after hurricane ian are facing new danger: alligators. >> a reminder of what people can't see in the waters.

in addition to downed power lines after hurricanes or tropical storms, wildlife like alligators and snakes can wash into communities. >> literally, right now there's an alligator right in front of us, so, you really have to keep waiting to get in there. >> this is about as good a reason why as you should not go in the water. we do not know everything that is in there right now, but we know that that is a problem here. >> trevor: yeah, that is definitely a problem. flood waters are bringing alligators and water snakes, into people's neighborhoods. i have heard of gentrification but this shit is next level. this was always bound to happen. remember, alligators live in water. if you live in water, you will expect alligators. it is like if you fail your place with beer, don't be surprised when brett kavanaugh shows up. >> i still like beer.

>> trevor: my man. i will say, one nice thing about living in america, something like this happens to you, everyone sends condolences and offers help. because back home in africa, if you say, crocodiles and snakes are being washed into your house, everyone will be like, "what did you do that jesus is sending you these creatures? the devil is in your life." what did you do? i didn't do anything. you did something. let's move into the latest news out of iran. it's been over two weeks since mahsa amini died in police custody after being arrested for not covering her hair properly, they claim to. despite the government attempts to shut the protest down, people in the streets are still growing in numbers. >> this morning, concern over renewed clashes in iran's universities after two weeks of unrest and deadly protests sweeping across the country. on monday, iran's top technology university was shuttered following an hours-long standoff

between students and the police that turned the prestigious institution into the latest flashpoint. and it's not just college campuses. resistance in high schools, too. young iranian girls removing their hijab while chanting from their schools. a stunning act of defiance and another sign of young women leading the way in these historic protests. addressing the latest violence for the first time, iran's supreme leader, ayatollah khamenei, expressed support to the security forces and condemned the riots on monday calling them a bitter incident and accusing the united states and israel, iran's arch adversaries, of orchestrating the disturbances. >> trevor: okay, first off, come on, man, you can't blame the u.s. and israel for everything. you can't. it's like this is the u.s. and israel. no, this is the iranians protesting what the iranian government is doing to them.

it's not like america or israel. i bet this dude comes out of the bathroom at a party like, "looks like israel clogged up your toilet!" secondly, can i just say, how every single day i'm continuously impressed by the bravery and tenacity of the women and girls and iran? [cheers and applause] it is so impressive to see. because remember, remember, they are risking their lives protesting a brutal regime. which i know for a fact, i wouldn't have the guts to do. i won't lie. like, once, my mom thought it was a friday when it was actually a saturday and i was so scared to incur her wrath that i just went to school. yeah, i hung out alone for the whole day. somehow, i still got bullied. turns out, the biggest bully. anyway, let's move on to some breaking news about elon musk, the man who will save the world or blow it up by accident, could go either way. it seems like the mad genius is in the news for something else,

and over the weekend, he introduced his vision for the future, humanoid robot called optimists which he says will allow for a future where there is no poverty, which i assume means that the robots kill us all, no one will be poor. then yesterday, the musk made more news when he got into a beef with the president of ukraine after musk posted a twitter poll asking whether russia should be allowed to annex parts of their neighboring country. and people, not only is this insensitive, and twitter poll is not the place to decide the future of a country. basically has the same legitimacy as those fortune-teller things you used to do in middle school. like, "this says you live in hawaii and get married to becky and then invade the donbas region." it's not a thing, elon. but if you thought that was big, this morning, elon musk made $40 billion worth of news. >> a dramatic new twist in the

elon musk twitter saga. after months of trying to back out, new report says musk is now going through with the deal after all. >> musk is now reportedly proposing to buy twitter for the original offer. "bloomberg news" reports that musk made the proposal in a letter to twitter. he says he will buy at the original offer price of $54.28 year. musk has been trying to back out of the deal first signed in april. >> trevor: okay, i don't know what is going on here but apparently the twitter deal is now back on. yeah. i guess we shouldn't be surprised, elon musk is notorious for not pulling out of a deal. he stays in there. he's consistent. and you know, one thing about this story, it just shows you how being a billionaire is so wild, you know? they go back and forth on buying a giant company the way most people move the boots inside and out of their amazon card.

are the ugly, are they chic? i changed my mind every day. on the other hand, this might be the most relatable thing that he has ever done. everyone does this, they tried to leave twitter with a big announcement to come crawling back. that's it for the headlines, but before we go to break, let's check it on the stock market with our finance expert, michael kosta, everybody! [cheers and applause] what is happening in the market today? >> i'm crushing it. i am crushing it. i'm crushing it as hard as my heart felt crushed when i learned that velma is a lesbian. i mean, i always thought i had something with that cartoon. you know, man to man, you ever fall for a cartoon? sometimes i look at the ninja turtles and i think, damn, you know? if they just weren't teenagers. but so hot. speaking of hot, i got a hot tip for you. so pay attention, i got a hot

tip. behind me, this is twitter's stock chart to day after it was announced about elon musk agreed to buy at. before we get to that, just a second, the story about the alligators infiltrating people's homes, i mean, can you even imagine that? when they walk in there, doing that stupid little alligator walk? you got to understand, why is this happening? why are alligators getting in our home? it is this simple. economics. alligators are teaching us how the american housing market functions. alligators live in swamps. why? because they can't afford houses, okay? not with these interest rates. okay? but then, market conditions change, a hurricane strikes, what does that bring? liquidity. okay? there is liquid everywhere. this is why i'm an expert. alligators now can ride that liquidity right into a four bedroom house.

this is why that's happening. okay, anyways, twitter. twitter's stock is going through the roof because elon musk has to buy it. that is the best-case scenario for a business when a person has to buy the product, right? flowers on valentine's day, turkey on thanksgiving, insulation on halloween the azar must have items. okay? right now, this is the important facts, huge jump in value. i thought it was because they finally added a delete button but my publicist tells me that has been there for years. wish i would have known that! okay? but look, this is great financial news for all of us. one, no big costly trial, trevor, two, the sale of twitter is essentially over and now elon can finally focus on the next big thing, perfecting his cutting edge robot. you all saw this, right? i mean, look, everyone made fun of elon because you needed four people to help this robot walk.

four people to help a robot walk! but this is why elon musk is a genius! you were all worried about robots taking our jobs? if elon makes them, robots are going to add jobs, right? four people for every robot! [cheers and applause] robot needs to go? we are all going to get paid. i promise you a hot tip. don't fall in love with a lesbian cartoon, it will only break your heart. back to you, trevor. >> trevor: michael kosta, everybody. would make a comeback, we will take a look at the abortion scandal that is rocking the republican party, so don't go away. [cheers and applause]

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[cheers and applause] >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." ever since donald trump took over, the republican party has been falling further and further away from everything they stood for. all right? they used to be about fiscal responsibility, conservative values, and overthrowing the occasional mideast country. but after trump, republicans have realized that they now have two choices. they can either stick to their values or they can win with trump. they can't have both. as the midterms gear up, we are seeing the choice the republicans have made in the terps of candidates at the party is putting up. people like marjorie taylor greene, who believes that jewish space backspace laser start wild fighters. people like doug masse triano, who was at the capitol on january 6. there is even dr. oz, who was running in a state he didn't even live in and who he just

found out did laboratory experiments have reportedly killed hundreds of dogs. which is not a great look. there is literally a disney villain who did that, right? what's next? we're gonna find out dr. oz botched the surgery that killed grandma in "coco." but this is the republican party. this is the same party that was once led by paul riley end. do you remember that guy? small government, if he got caught in the same room with these people, they would beat him to death with his own khakis. one of the most glaring examples of how were put down republicans have bent their knee to trump is georgia's candidate for senate, herschel walker. so let's take a look at walker and our latest edition of "fringewatching." unlike most of the republicans who are infecting the party, herschel walker actually has a long history with trump. back in the 1980s, he played football for donald trump's usfl

team before the whole league collapsed, which, of course it did, i mean, if trump was a part of anything, it will collapse. yeah, i bet if donald trump goes to heaven, and six weeks, god will be at the pawnshop like, "i don't understand, what happened? it was so successful. how much will you give me for the pearly gates?" since then, the two men have stayed in the same mental league and it's not hard to stay why. just like trump, walker believes the election was stolen, just like trump, he believes that january 6 wasn't trump's fault and just like donald trump, herschel walker has some interesting ideas on how to cure covid. h >> herschel walker, who raved about what he calls a dry mist that can kill covid in an interview in 2020. >> do you know right now i have something? they can bring you into a building that will clean you from covid as you walk through this dry mist. as you walk through the door, it will kill any covid on your body, epa, fda approved. when you leave, it will kill the virus.

as you leave, this here product. do you know, they don't want to talk about that? >> trevor: yeah, i wonder why they don't want to talk about that. walked through a dry mist? sounds to me like herschel walker accidentally walked to a car wash. "they have these machines that will spray you off, but they don't want to talk about that." don't get me wrong. anyone can say something silly, anyone can make it a mistake but what makes herschel walker special is that just like trump, he seems proud to be ignorant. >> a head-scratcher from herschel walker, downplaying expectations ahead of his debate with senator raphael warnock, telling reporters, "i'm not that smart." >> republican herschel walker declaring that there are 52 states in america. >> he's written and has given interviews about playing russian roulette with a gun. >> georgia senate candidate herschel walker is making headlines after his comments about evolution. >> now think about this, because

at one time, science said man came from apes. did it not? if that is true, why are there still apes? >> trevor: yeah! if there's humans, then why are there still apes? if there is an iphone, how come my grandma still has a land landline? checkmate, charles darwin! i will say, it is refreshing to hear a politician's straight up say, "i'm not that smart." you don't usually see politicians acknowledging their flaws like that. like you never heard bill clinton go, "look, the truth is, i just love getting head. it's one of my top three hobbies for sure." and just like trump posts about bring the world's best golfer, herschel walker is a master actor reimagining his own success. speaker before entering his campaign, walker has lied repeatedly. he falsely claimed to have graduated the top percentile from the university of georgia

come he exaggerated claims about the success of his businesses. >> georgia senate candidate herschel walker misstated his income on federal documents by more than $3 million. walker has reportedly overstated his role with the for-profit group accused of taking advantage of military veterans. >> in a 2017 speech, walker said this -- "i work with the cobb county police department and i've been in criminal justice all my life." then, two years later, while giving a speech to soldiers, he said, "i spent time at quantico, at the fbi training school. you all didn't know that i was an agent?" they didn't know, because he wasn't. and according to "the atlanta journal constitution," the cobb county police department said they have no record of any involvement with walker. >> trevor: goddamn. herschel walker basically lied about every aspect of his life. he probably shows up at the airport gate like, "as a first responder, a military veteran, and a baby under two years old, i get to board this plane first." also, i'm the pilot!

wheee! now one of the main reasons republicans love herschel walker is because as a black man, he is never afraid to tell black men what they are doing wrong. pull up your pants, smile at the police, and let why people touch your hair. with good luck, you know. in fact, one of the things, one of the major things that herschel walker focused on again and again and again was how much he hated that black men love abandoning their children. something white men never do. and then we found out... the abandoning was coming from inside the house. >> for years, he has repeatedly criticized black men who leave their children, but tonight, georgia's republican nominee for u.s. senate, herschel walker, is admitting that he has a 10-year-old son who he didn't raise. court documents show that the boy's mother had to sue him for paternity and child support. >> just a day after news broke that walker had a secret 10-year old son, "the daily beast" discovered that walker actually has two

more additional children he has never publicly acknowledged. >> trevor: yeah, that's right. not one, but three secret children. how do you even keep that many kids secret? at some point, you were going to confuse their names. i love susan, claire, frank, you are susan, and i love you. here's the thing. understand this, it doesn't matter to me how many kids you have are with how many people. i think in america, there's too much moralizing around some of these issues. but it doesn't matter if you spend all your time vilifying other men for doing the same thing that you do. you are vilifying them. you are calling them out. because they are black men. it is bull shit. it always happens. a politician comes down weirdly hard in a specific group of people. that is when you should be suspicious. when they come down on one thing. when a politician is like, we have to stop these perverts that love to lick

the back of people's knees at the public pool!" he loves conspiracies, like trump, he pretends he doesn't have some of his kids. if you are thinking there is no way he could be more hypocritical than that. >> there is a new twist in the pivotal senate race in georgia. the website "the daily beast" is reporting republican candidate herschel walker paid for a woman he was dating to get an abortion in 2009. >> georgia republican senator herschel walker says he is pro-life and supports a nationwide abortion band with no exceptions, but knew reporting from "the daily beast" claims he encouraged a woman he was dating in 2009 to get an abortion and to help pay for it. the woman, whose identity was not published, provided "the daily beast" with a result to receipt for the procedure, a get well card, and an image of a $700 check allegedly signed by walker. >> trevor: wow. and antiabortion republican caught paying for his

girlfriend's abortion? that is a bombshell. especially because he left behind so much proof. i mean, this woman says that she has a receipt, a check, and a get well card. that he signed. the only way there could be more of a paper trail if you bought a souvenir t-shirt from the abortion clinic gift shop. now believe it or not, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to herschel walker. he has multiple allegations of domestic abuse against him including from his ex-wife. his own son, who is a prominent conservative, has said most of the stories are true and herschel walker himself said that sometimes, he couldn't control his own brain. but despite all of this, he still has the full support of the republican party, including a top aide to mitch mcconnell, who just today said, it is full speed ahead in georgia. yeah, because clearly, mcconnell's likes, walker is not my baby daddy, what do i care? as the midterm elections approach, day after day, we are saying that donald trump has

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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." i guess tonight is the first black woman to represent missouri in congress. she's here to talk about her new memoir, "the forerunner: a story of pain and perserverance in america." please welcome congresswoman cori bush. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> trevor: congresswoman cori bush, welcome to the show. >> thank you, this is amazing. >> trevor: this is a really interesting time to speak to you, the last time we spoke was virtually, over zoom. you had been in congress for a few weeks, it feels like. >> yeah, something like that. >> trevor: now you've been there for two years, almost two years. >> yeah, i'm almost an og. >> trevor: almost an og. [laughter] [cheers and applause] and i would like to know, i would love to know, as someone who is freshly part of the machine that runs america, if you had a magic wand, what would

you change about the way the capitol works? >> you know, i wouldn't have everything moved based upon seniority. also, there are great people doing great things that have lived experience, and lived experience should count for something and often times, in congress, it hasn't. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: i feel like you are the perfect person to speak to that. we spoke a little bit about your journey and your book goes so much deeper into your life. when we spoke last time, i had an understanding, a slight one, of the journey you had been through. after reading the book, though, i realize there is so much more that defines who you are or what you have gone through, what has a shaped who you have gone on to become. you talk in the book about suffering through sexual assault. you talk in the book about suffering through domestic abuse. you talk about coming back time and time again, dusting yourself

off, working through your trauma and building yourself back stronger. tell me what that has done for how you see your role as a lawmaker in america. >> yeah, it keeps -- so that pain stays before me. i still remember what that pain was like to be hungry, to go for days without eating, just making sure my children h. i remember what it was like to close my eyes and hope my kids didn't freeze to death in the car. while we were sleeping in the car unhoused. i remember what it was like to be brutalized by the police back in focusing and 2014. i remember what it was like to go through the sexual assaults and not have any type of help, not have any crime victim support helping me. i remember what it would like to not get justice. so because i still physically can feel the pain and i remember what it was like, i have to push that much harder because somebody else is going through it right now, and you know, for me to just feel like, i'm in

congress, we can do all of these incremental changes, and i will wait my turn, you know, no, there is somebody that is hurting the way i had to struggle and hurt for so long. i was wondering, who speaks to my issue is? who is going to help me? there is somebody saying that right now and i am in a budgeted to position to do something. buying me in that position if i am not willing to push and put everything on the line to save lives? [cheers and applause] >> trevor: it is not easy, because you work in an environment where everything is so slow. often times when you talk to lawmakers, would you talk to congresspeople who have been doing it for a long time, they do have a certain apathy towards how long something takes. there is a lot of exchanging of favors and deals, there is a lot of "this is how the machine works." are you able to get through to

some of your older companions and your work colleagues? are you able to express to them the urgency behind some of these initiatives you are trying to move forward? >> you know, having the conversations, yes, and many of them come to me. it took a while for some of them to see, okay, this is why she pushes it so hard or this is why she keeps driving the same issues, this is why she cares so much about people being evicted or black maternal health issues and so on and so on. some of them get it and so they will come to me and say, how do you feel about this? but still, getting a bill passed for getting a bill that is one where we get to look at what is actually happening in our community is, not bypass the things that are uncomfortable, actually address -- we have to address poverty had on. you can't play around with that. you have to address at. if we want to deal with crime, we have to address the root causes of crime head on and who better to be able to put forth

legislation to do that then people who have gone through that? that is the thing. that is where we are seeing, i am seeing change in that area. but it is just going to take a lot more work. >> trevor: when you look at some of the work, i appreciate how nuanced you are in the book. you shared really intimate and painful stories regarding your journey with abortion in the book. you know, you talk about being a rape victim when you talk about how you had an abortion after that and you talk about having an abortion at the age of 19. as you read through these stories, it would be so easy for you as a democrat to make it seem like a rallying cry that is clean, that has no nuance in it. and yet in the book, you talk about the conflict around abortion, you talk about the pain and the difficulty of making that decision, seeing the topic through different lenses. i really found it painfully honest, because it feels like an american culture now, every

issue is binary. no one wishes to discuss the messy around the truth. why did you choose to share it like that and were you afraid that someone would say, oh, cori, why are you giving them ammunition? why are you giving people the little crack in the door to talk about the messy side of the topic of abortion? >> yeah, i really toiled with that. i wanted to take it out of the book at one point. you know, i did want to -- i did think about the attacks or how my words could be weaponized against abortion clinics and providers. but there is -- i can't overlook what i went through, because it is not just my story. it's the story, especially it is a story of so many black and brown women that have gone and pregnant people who have had abortions or sought out those -- they were staking out those services and weren't able to get them. so i can't push past that because that is the story. if we are too silent about those

issues or if we allow folks to silence us because we are afraid of what they will say, then we will never get -- we will never see a change in those areas. so i need people to know that still don't believe her or still don't believe them. i need them to know, this is what you are pushing to the side when you blame it on us, when you say -- so those pieces really matter when we are telling our stories because it helps people to see, it helps to humanize the situation for people a lot more. >> trevor: i think it really does. it's interesting you brought up the weaponizing of your words. you've been very vocal and how you wish that your area and st. louis would reallocate its funding and start creating programs that would prevent crime, programs that would inspire people, give people access to jobs, et cetera, in the community. many people have said that you are anti-police. how do you find that nuanced? how do you find the nuance or how do you find the balance in

trying to have a conversation with people where you propose solutions to issues in the long term without making it feel like you are conflating it in the short term? speak up we have to render that there are people that spoke about slavery, the abolishment of slavery. where they write or were they just going along with the status quo? is it about the easy thing or the right thing? for me, it is about the right thing, so to understand the people look at it as being anti-police, i am not anti-police, not in any way. i want police to do police work. i don't want police to be therapists, i don't want police to be mental health providers, i don't want police killing black folks just were fortunately in this country and with impunity. i want folk to be safe in my community and because i have the power of the pen and the power of the purse along with my colleagues, it is up to me to do something about it. i, myself being a victim of police violence, but witnessing other families go through this, sitting with those families, hearing those stories, i am a

ferguson protester. i remember 400 days of protests and protests after that, my purpose is to change what we allow. change what public safety is. it should be actual safety for all, not for some. it should be for all. if me being -- getting criticized and attacked and being isolated is what has to happen to bring that about, to help the conversation continued to move, that is fine, because it can save a life. if i save one life, then it was worth it, because somebody died because we didn't push harder. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: thank you so much for joining me again. "the forerunner" is available now wherever books are sold. we will take a quick break. we'll be right back after this. [cheers and applause] as a business owner, your bottom line is always top of mind. so start saving by switching to the mobile service designed for small business:

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