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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you coming out in person. thank you so much for being here, everybody! good to see you, take a seat. let's do this. we've got a great show for you tonight. tiktok is growing up, rap music is now for republicans, and did you hear that knock on the door? it could be your weed. plus sign b after focused on thd documentarian solo dad o'brien is here and amy schumer will be. let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines! [cheers and applause] all right. before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the

world. in tech news, tiktok has officially announced that users will now be able to run live streams for adults only. but before you get excited, the app says that nudity and sexually explicit content will still be prohibited. which, like, what is adult themed if it is not sex and nudity? like, who is ready to watch me refinance my mortgage? interest rates are so huge right now, i don't think i can afford to live in my house anymore. in international news, japan's oldest toilet, which was 500 years old, was destroyed when a man accidentally backed his car up over it. you know, i've heard about people trying to cover up what they did in the bathroom, but this is taking it a step too

far. is also amazing how putting the word "oldest" somehow adds gravitas to something that no one cares about. he broke the toilet. it was the oldest toilet! oh, no, i need to call my mom. by the way, if you are wondering, the oldest toilet in new york city is the subway. and some consumer news, uber eats has announced that they will start delivering weed in toronto, canada. which is amazing. yeah, weed delivery. what a game changing service that no one has already been using forever. especially under the name "repair guy" on my phone. wow. let's move on to some of the bigger stories of the day. we are now in the home stretch of the midterm campaign season, which means it is almost that time of the year when you wake up on that one special morning in november and you are like, oh, shit, i forgot to vote yesterday." with just three weeks to go, this is a last chance for the candidates and a shadowy billionaires who fund them to make the case to the voters. as always, they are making that

case through campaign ads. in fact, a record $9.7 billion worth of ads. so if you live in a swing state, basically every ad you are seeing on tv is a campaign ad. by the time november comes around, you'll be praying to see the ads that you use to. "no more, please, i just want to know when toyota thon is on!" i don't get how you but political ads in america can get pretty crazy. as the nation becomes more polarized, the type of political ads that come out get more and more intense. i figured let's enjoy some of the latest blockbusters in another installment of "votedemic" 2022. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] all right. let's start our ad watch with the republicans. now for this election, they want everything to be focused on three issues: inflation, crime, and pretending they didn't hear that thing trump just said. so they have been running ads

emphasizing these issues. some of them have been subtle, but louisiana senator john kennedy has decided that subtle is not his style. >> violent crime is surging in louisiana. woke leaders blame the police. i blame the criminals. a mom should not after her look over her shoulder when she is pumping gas. i voted against the early release of violent criminals and i opposed defunding the police. look, if you hate cops just because they are cops, the next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead. i am john kennedy and i approve this message. >> trevor: okay, all right, all right. first of all, nobody is going to call a crackhead. it's 2022. i'm going to text a crackhead. this is such a crazy way to frame things, though. he's like "violent crime, call a

crackhead." the senator is acting like a cop and crackhead are the only two options. that is at. what about social workers, what about mental health experts, heroin addicts? there's a whole range, people. it's also weird for a guy who has been in office for six years to complain about cream and then run on. i feel strange, "ever since i got into office, crime has exploded. reelect me so i can figure out what is going on." like, i don't know where this logic goes. because no matter what happens, republican always want more comps. crime is up, we want more comps. crime is down, we want more cops. is the plan to keep hiring until the entire population is cops? "yeah, that way i have an eye on me." maybe the solution is to hire crackheads as cops. yeah, because first of all, they are always there when you need them. and say what you will about cops versus crackheads, but at least the crackhead is not going to put crack on you. they are keeping it for

themselves. it works out. i know what might be a little crazy, but you got to admit, a crackhead detective show, that sounds like a great idea for a "csi" spin-off. the victim is on the table next to the flowers that he bought for valentine's day. i guess that means that it's time to go... smoke some crack. ♪ ♪ [applause] now obviously, democrats have a whole different set of issues that they want to emphasize. voters don't trust them on the economy or inflation right now, so the democrats want this election to be about climate change, protecting democracy, and pretending they didn't hear the thing that joe biden just said. but the main issue democrats are running on his reproductive rights in california congressman eric swalwell just put out one

of the most hard-core campaign ads you have ever seen. >> mary anderson. >> yes? >> i have a warrant for your arrest. >> arrest for what? >> unlawful termination of her pregnancy. speaker you've got to be kidding me. >> that is my personal business. >> that is for the courts to decide, ma'am. your medical records have been subpoenaed and the doctor is already in custody. >> no. you can't just -- >> we will have to submit you to a physical examination. >> what? by who? >> no one is touching my wife. [screaming] >> get back. put your hands behind your back. >> why is this happening? >> love you, honey bear. >> we are just enforcing the law here. >> elections have consequences. vote democrat on november 8th.

>> trevor: holy shit. that was intense. you don't usually expect to cam a dead to turn into an episode of "black mirror." i feel bad for the shows that had to come back from that outbreak. why is this happening? mom. you will never see her mother again! no! "and now, back to "young sheldon." looked, it is wild, it is mild how overturning roe has offended society so much where white women can be as scared of the police as black people are. this ad is exaggerating things to make point but it's true that in many states in america, cops could drop to your door if you had an abortion. they could arrest you and they could force you to have a physical examination. ironically, this probably the only free health care, you'll ever get an america. i know this ad was a little heavy, so i thought let's lighten things up with a local

campaign add for linda paulson out of utah. now you probably look at this picture and you think, there is no way this little old lady could spit fire over a dope rap beat. well, guess what, you are right. ♪ ♪ ♪ hey, utah district 12 ♪ ♪ listen up right here ♪ ♪ there is a new name on the ballot for the senate this year ♪ ♪ i am pro-religious freedom ♪ ♪ probe religious freedom ♪ ♪ pro-life ♪ ♪ pro police ♪ ♪ the right to bear arms and the right to free speak ♪ ♪ but in those schools, they are pushing for new beliefs ♪ ♪ and just to clarify that ♪ ♪ as a female adult ♪ ♪ i know what a woman is ♪ ♪ if you share my values ♪ ♪ if you like what i stand for, then give me your vote on the 8th of november. district health needs a choice, let me be your voice ♪ ♪ linda paulson ♪ ♪ linda paulson for senate ♪ >> trevor: i don't exactly

know how, but i'm pretty sure that it's racism. did you notice that the beat stopped? it stopped itself. she was so offbeat, it's almost like the beat was like, am i the one messing up? like, do you know i am here? yeah, gangster rap, linda. unfortunately come after recording that track, linda was hit in a drive-by shooting. yes, tragic, but when you are in the game, you are in the game all the way. here is my question. who is this for? who is this ad for? because she is a conservative republican in utah. nobody who supports her likes wrrap, and nobody who likes rap was going to be like "i wasn't

going to vote for republicans but her flow just can't be denied, b" paragraph you if you are politician who insists on rapping in a campaign video, can you at least w rap in a stye from a century. get with the times! he was a trap beat at least! a trap. is better for politicians because no one can understand what you are saying. just dodge any moment on any debate for many reporter. just be like, "senator, what is your position on cutting medicare." "welcome here is what i would d- [indistinct] [indistinct rap] and i think that answers your question. [cheers and applause] works for me. you know, but i was thinking is like him will you think about it, joe biden has basically

been doing trap music this whole time. [indistinct rap] >> come on man. okay, that's it for today's headlines. let's move on to something everyone loves. let's check on today's lotto with our very own dulce sloan, everybody! [cheers and applause] dulce sloan. good to see you. how are you doing today? >> i'm good, friend, how about you? see when i'm fantastic that we don't have much time. please, can we get straight to the lotto numbers? >> i got you, baby, let's get to it. are you already? [cheers and applause] all right. 40. 19. 29. >> trevor: this is it. >> 31. and finally -- before that, hold on. >> trevor: no, wait -- >> listen, i heard uber eats is

delivering drugs. >> trevor: in canada, they are delivering weed. >> that's good to know because, like, well, is it good, though? because before, we had to worry about them eating our food. now you've got to worry about these fools stealing or weed. like, your food being late is one thing but i don't want to end up with a drug deal gone bad, you understand? if mike uber is late and steals my food, it's fine, i will get over it, but if you steal my food and my we had, now i have to fight you. i am going full liam neeson. do you understand? >> trevor: how are you going to fight the driver? >> they are already on a map in a car. come on, dude. you can't play with me. don't play with me. i've got motivation. i ain't even high yet. come on! i've got focus, now i don't have either. we've got to fight today! >> trevor: let's do the

numbers, please. >> and the rap lady, linda paulson. linda paulson. talk about the choreography, linda paulson. did you see that? she had moves, she was right next to the flag, she had her scarf on, she was ready. you know, let's talk about miss linda, throw the woman up on the screen. come on. linda paulson. you know that she ready. we know she's going to win. she know she's going to win with skills like that. you know, she's going to enact, if she wins, she's got to have a concert, she is missing a rap name. come on, the notorious, trevor, she ain't nothing to [bleep] with. i am talking about gertrude the

stallion. old dog. lil granny vert, oldish gambino. cardi aarp. i can do this all day, trevor! she can get her grandkids and her together, and now with bone spurs in harmony, baby! come on, we looking at osteo bone. i'm really looking forward to her first single. "life alert." because these falling, but linda paulson is always getting up. you understand what i'm saying? if this is a dull tiktok, if this is adult tiktok, please sign me up because i want to

follow old dirty beatrice. anyway, i am leaving. bye! >> trevor: dulce sloan, everybody! thank you so much for that. when we come back, i will be talking to soledad o'brien, don't go away. [cheers and applause] ♪you shook me all night long♪ ♪yeah you shook me all night♪ get 5 boneless wings for just $1 with any burger. only at applebee's. ♪♪ trick or treat! - kit kat. - reese's. ooo, great costume. looks like you deserve both.

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>> determined to see that rosa parks was recognized. >> there is so much patriarchy built into the movement, like it is built into so many institutions. women raise most of the money, do most of the organizing, but when you go back and check the record, those who have been labeled presidents or directors or leaders, they largely have been men, while the women have done the work. rosa parks, she was doing the work. >> trevor: please welcome, soledad o'brien. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] soledad o'brien, welcome to "the daily show." >> thank you so much, it's nice to be here. >> trevor: nice to be here in person, last time we spoke it was virtually now you are here, you are here with one of the most fascinating accounts of a y

thinks they know about and yet nobody does, rosa parks. if you told me, i am going to make a documentary film about rosa parks, i would go, why? there are so many of them. >> there's never been a documentary about rosa parks. >> trevor: how is that? >> everybody thinks they know the story of rosa parks but actually, what you know is mostly not accurate, and there were so much that you don't know. she's an absolutely fascinating topic for that. >> trevor: i will say this, before i watch the documentary -- maybe until a few years ago, i would have said, the story of rosa parks is the story of this old lady who was a black woman and she got onto a bus and they told her that she had to sit at the back of the bus and she said, no, and she sat at the front and then her momentary moment of rebellion -- >> day and a half max. >> trevor: sparked this entire civil rights conversation in and around america. >> she was 42 years old when that happened. in fact, she wasn't at the front of the bus. she was in the middle of the bus, a section that for black people that when a white person

decided to sit there, the black people had to get up because white people didn't want to sit next to black people in the middle of the bus. >> trevor: wow. >> on that day, she decided -- the way the story goes, she was tired and when she would tell that story later, she would say, i tell people that i was tired, and i was no more tired than any other workday but i was tired of being pushed around. when she died, "the new york times" described her as the accidental matriarch. but her life story was absolutely not accidental at all. >> trevor: it seems like she was not only calculated, but she was focused and purposeful in everything that she did. >> everything. >> trevor: she was an active member of the naacp, she was actively engaging in civil rights and mobilizing people, and this documentary i think talks about rosa parks but it talks about the larger issue that we have and how we shape narratives, and that a lot of the time women have been erased from the work that they have done in countless movements, not just in america, but around the world. >> absolutely.

especially in a civil rights movement, rosa parks -- again, i never thought about what happened after the montgomery bus boycott. right? she sits on the bus, there is a boycott, it ends, everybody goes back to normal. bell, no. rosa parks is never able to work again, and even in her own community, she had to move to detroit. that was part of her reason for moving to detroit to pick her husband, never able to work again. i had no idea. she was never able to leverage a lot of the money that civil rights leaders were able to do speaking around the country, around the globe. she had no access to any of that and absolutely desperately in need of money. it was so interesting to me to see how wrong we all have been about rosa parks. she was an activist for decades, decade after decade. she was a fan of doctor king and a big fan of malcolm x. she worked with the black panthers. like, rosa parks. >> who knew. >> trevor: until he wanted

documentary like this and see the story being told, do you think, and a case like this, it is actively people trying to push rosa parks out of the narrative or is it just unfortua world that is focused on the men that are doing the same thing that the women are? >> i think it is a little bit of both. i think when you get to write the narrative, then the men will star in the narrative, it is their story and they will tell. but i also think, dorothy hite was one of the founders of the march on washington. did not get to speak at all. but there she was, one of the organizers. so i think part of it is that she was not allowed to be part of that story, but i am always interested in, why are we so comfortable with this accidental civil rights leader? when she literally come up from the time she was a child, she was mad about how white children were able to have buses and go to school and better schools than she was able to go to. like, she knew it from the time she was a little kid. there was absolutely nothing that was accidental about her. so why do we feel so comfortable

with this lesson of, it was just a soft and easy and comfortable? and one day, there was this thing and she sat and she ended and the end. >> trevor: do you think that sometimes it is because people like to hear about us story that seems to happen organically, because often times, movements may fall under the weight of somebody's idea of how planned are calculated they were. because we look at all civil rights leaders around the world, whether it is martin luther king jr., malcolm x, nelson mandela, whoever he is, anywhere you go, you find that they were a lot more planned and calculated in fighting for people's liberation then they were given a credit for at times. you ever wonder if it is almost what society wants? >> i think it is a better narrative, i think it is more interesting to be accidental when she clearly was not. i also think the work of civil rights, whether it is nelson mandela or anyone is a slog. at literally is almost a boring

story. day after day, year after year, decade after decade, you took two steps forward and sometimes three steps back but sometimes one step back. that is really the story. i kind of like that story because i think people should have an honest sense of how it actually works. not one day, someone accidentally stumbles upon being the matriarch of the civil rights. it makes no sense. but of course, it is planning. of course it is strategy. of course it is intentional. i think we undermine all of the work that went into the civil rights movement by pretending that somehow a handful of people stumbled -- during the bus boycott, it is amazing to me that teachers sent home those with little children saying come on monday, tell your parents, de bus. no one told anyone, the seeker did not get out, it was a complete surprise. i mean, how organized by women and calculated does not have to

be that not one kid mentioned to anybody, there's going to be a boycott on money. i think that is insane. >> trevor: that is genius. >> and impressive. by not know the real story and why bother with the fake story? >> trevor: it is genius, also if you give a kid a note to take him to their mom -- >> might not get there. >> trevor: they don't want to talk at all, they told her to give me this note. is it about me? we could. i really loved watching this because it tells the story that needs to be told and i think it encourages people, if you ask me. what you are saying about building and growing, i think we do live in a society where people think that change happens overnight. and when you see how long this log is and when you see the results from the time it gets put in, i think it sometimes becomes inspiring to know that change can take effect. thank you so much for joining that show. wonderful to see you again. >> thank you. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: everybody, stay tuned. when we come back, amy schumer will be joining the show.

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to relieve occasional nerve aches, weakness and discomfort. try nervivenerve relief. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my next guest tonight as an actor and comedian who is currently on a nationwide stand-up comedy tour and the fifth season of her show, "inside amy schumer," will premiere october 20th on paramount+. >> we are the first hospital where each patient's care is paid for entirely by their ability to crowdsource money on the internet. welcome to st. gofundme's. >> the whole thing of begging for money from strangers to stay alive was a horrible process that i would wish on no one. but at the same time, i know that reading about my recovery online made some people go "aww," and that is what it's all about. >> trevor: please welcome amy schumer! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

amy schumer. >> trevor noah. >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." >> thank you. i'm going to miss you, don't leave! >> trevor: what do you mean? >> you know what i mean. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: you make it sound like i am dying. i will see you in comedy clubs, i will see you on tour, you are doing other things. >> i know but i don't want to see you in person, i want to see you on tv. >> trevor: [laughs] >> where you belong. >> trevor: it is good to see you back where you belong, "inside amy schumer," we have waited such a long time. it was critically acclaimed. three emmy awards, nominated multiple times. you have been up accepting. it is huge. you became a movie star, you worked on a "new york times" best-selling book, amy is back now, still doing everything else. why did you make us wait this long?

>> first of all, i am so sorry about that. you know, sometimes in the media, or especially a woman, people get annoyed when they see you too much. you have to disappear a little bit and then you pop out like a groundhog. but that you just want to give a shout out to the iranian women right now. [cheers and applause] [speaking foreign language] >> trevor: when you look at a situation like what is happening in iran and you think of some of the positions that you have taken, let's say in stand up, where you have gone -- amy church at up about this, she shouldn't talk about that, politics, you should shut up and not talk about it, you are not even funny -- it feels like -- i'm out of it comparing the two, but it feels like there is a certain level of -- a camaraderie around the world right now our women are saying,

we experience many instances of men policing is and how we do or dress or say or perform, and in creating your show, do you think of that first? is that is what is on the top of your mind or do you naturally go into that? everything you do it so scathing and insightful. >> thank you. love a little respect at home. no, i think i was one of those people who was like, didn't identify as a feminist, didn't know what it meant, that adjustment to quality. it has always just been in me. but the show, journalists said it was sneaking shaved carrots and with the brownies, it is like this show too. people don't want to feel like they are learning something but if you can make people laugh and have a point, that is the only way i want to learn anything. >> trevor: you do that in the show. you have also shared a part of

your life that has been particularly interesting i have found. there used to be a period where amy schumer was o all jokes, no facade. and then you started sharing the ups and downs, you talked about plastic surgery in your journey, you talked about childbirth, you talked about being a mother. and where everyone thought it would only land on the punch line, there started being a lot more vulnerability. i would love to know why you chose that, because it feels like you are opening yourself up. people luckily loved what you did but why would you choose to do that? >> i think it came from not being raised well. i mean, you know what i mean? like, you are supposed to have healthy boundaries, and i just never developed that was. i am joking but i am also serious. i feel better when i share things about myself, when i admit to the most horrible thing, like, i've been listening to this podcast, "secrets," you

feel sick listening to it. you feel a weight lifted and i found that when i was honest about my struggles and the things i was battling with, that i was ashamed of, people were expressing, me too, and that made me feel so much better. that makes me feel like it is worth opening my mouth, you know? to make people laugh and feel better, and to be authentic, you know? i think people can tell. >> trevor: it is a challenge, though. >> it is. >> trevor: there's authenticity but there are still performing. there is a balance. to your friends or family say, amy, that is too much? >> i've learned to ask people if they don't want jokes about them, it is not worth it to burn your bridges with friends and family. >> trevor: what do you think you will do with kids? a lot of comedians think their kids are really funny. and they are, you have to admit, they are. but now some kids might go, i don't like that you told that

joke about me. >> oh, yeah, i don't plan on -- i really -- i already, you know, i don't think i am becoming a better parent, but i think i am just getting used to failing. you just fail so hard all the time, and you know what i named my son? >> trevor: no. >> oh, gosh. first name gene, that is my husband's father's name, and then his last name -- my husband's last name is fisher which is why, i amy will not take it, i don't know if you know who amy fisher is, but it's not who you want to share a google alert with. and i want to pay tribute to dave attel. i named him "genital" fisher. he's making eye contact with me. ""genital" fisher.

i don't want to post pictures of him, i don't want to say anything -- >> trevor: you change the name. >> yeah, we changed it to shit snatch. is that better? >> trevor: it depends on who your audience is. [laughter] you are back onto her now, all of the biggest arenas around the country, traveling wherever you want to. what does amy schumer want to do now? where do you go from here, what are your dreams, what are your aspirations? >> well, i love not working. like, you know -- >> trevor: i've heard good things about it. >> i would love -- i am proud of my career and i want to keep doing things, you know, that i'm proud of and creating content that i think is funny and helpful. but i want to hang out with my family a bunch and i want to go on abo a boat.

invite me on a boat. >> trevor: who is inviting you? >> i want to go on a boat. >> trevor: a boat or a yacht? >> you are right, i am upgrading. invite me on your yacht boat. >> trevor: amy schumer on your yacht vote if you have one. thank you so much for joining us. amy schumer, everybody. we are going to take a quick break. we'll be right back after this. [cheers and applause]

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or if that would just be rewarding him with better food than he gets at mar-a-lago. and hot take has the latest on trump's return to campaigning for maga republicans, confident he can carry them to victory as long as they aren't involuntarily committed by election day. but first, we'll discuss whether republicans will stand by herschel walker if old game tape leaks showing him spiking a fetus in the end zone. it's time for some "big news"! ♪♪ good evening! i'm james smartwood, and i brush my teeth by running full sprint into a lawn sprinkler blasting clorox. top story -- with 27 days until the election, the future of the nation and whether earth will be hospitable to human life comes down to the few senate races between democrats saying republicans are crazy, and republicans saying, "you're goddamn right we are." in georgia, republican nominee who is inspiring some mom to withdraw her kid from flag football as we speak, herschel walker, faces accusations related to having his own parking spot at planned parenthood.

here is how he defended himself against the unblinking eyes of brian kilmeade because kilmeade doesn't now how to blink. -no one is perfect. i'm a sinner. we all sin before the glory of god, but every day, i get up in the morning, i pray to god to let me do his will, and that's the reason i'm in this race right now. -that's right. we are in no position to condemn herschel walker's journey to condemn teenagers who made herschel walker's mistakes. democrats are saying walker is engaging in rank hypocrisy, forcing republicans to clarify their moral code -- "god is dead, and we believe in nothing." -a lot of people have sleazy pasts. as long as he is moving forward, and he is a strong republican, we need this senate seat. -what matters to people is how they're going to vote once they've been in the senate. -i don't care if herschel walker paid to abort endangered baby eagles, i want to control of the senate. -savvy of dana loesch to get ahead of what is likely the next revelation in the herschel walker saga. joining me to huff a tube of news glue then claw some headlines into our own faces is democratic strategist who blamed her last three breakups on russian hackers, lydia parker.