in this next section, we examine the difference between sick days and personal days. sick days are only to be used when an illness precludes you from doing your job or can spread to your coworkers. personal days, on the other hand, are much more flexible. thank you, meredith. this was delicious. hey, where's the steak sauce? i think we're out. i got some in my minivan somewhere. wait a second. how does the steak factor in again? i think she got it as a tip, but i don't know why she didn't just take cash. i don't care what she's doing. i hope she just keeps doing it. amen, just keep the ribs coming. [chuckling] >> announcer: tonight: it's the final episode of "the daily show" with trevor noah! where we celebrate the fact that we fixed america. that's right. all the problems are solved and it's time to move on. mission accomplished! ♪ ♪ this is "the daily show"

with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> trevor: oh, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much! thank you so much! thank you so much! thank you for being here. take a seat, take a seat. thank you so much for coming out and for tuning in. especially tonight. because this is the final episode of "the daily show" with trevor noah. it's not just that. it's also a celebration. when i started the show, i had three clear goals. i'm going to make sure hillary gets elected, i'm going to make sure that i prevent a global pandemic from starting, and i'm going to become best friends with kanye west. so...

[cheers and applause] i think it's time to move on. but before we do that, for one last time. let's do this, people, let's jump straight in today's episode. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ all right, people, let's do it! this is it, my final show. and i got a ton of clean up to do so i can get the security deposit back on the studio. but before i head out, what better way to spend it than to check in with all of my favorite people in all of your favorite correspondence one last time, starting with my very favorite, michael kosta, everybody! [cheers and applause] michael kosta, good to see you, buddy. one last time. what is going on in the market today? >> trevor, i am crushing it. and i mean crushing it, okay? but tonight, i am also crushed. because this is our last time together on "the daily show."

so i'm not gonna talk about the market tonight, because as much as i love numbers, there's a different n-word i love even more. nostalgia. >> trevor: oh, thank god. >> nostalgia. this is a chart of of our friendship. six years of african-american relations. >> trevor: [laughs] >> right here, this is the high point because you hired me. which meant i could stop sleeping in my shitty old honda civic. and now look at me. i'm sleeping in a freaking tesla, baby. yeah. every morning, i wake up, see where the autopilot mode brought me, i have a nice big cup of coffee, and i clean the blood off my tires. and that's thanks to you, my man. >> trevor: not thanking me for

the blood. >> that blood is on your hands. of course, here is the first time you let me onto the show with a chart that looked like a butthole. and here is that time you let me on the show with a different chart that looked like a butthole. >> trevor: yeah, it was a lot of it. >> the one that is most important to me is this a peer. this is the time you let me on the show with a chart that looked like a penis. that was a total game-changer for me, trevor. and yeah, there were some tough times, too. this is when covid hit. and that wasn't easy. you were doing the show from your apartment. i was in the office every day because i did not get that email. that was a lonely two years! but look, that's the beauty of our friendship, trevor. in fact, i made a chart to illustrate it. some days are good. let's be honest, some days are bad. but true friendship? that's the sweet spot in

between. [cheers and applause] and it can stink, it can bring you unimaginable pleasure, but you can't live without it. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: i see what you did there come a one last time. >> you know what, i wouldn't trade our friendship for anything, trevor. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, michael! incredibly disgusting sentiment. michael kosta, everybody. [cheers and applause] now let's go on to desi lydic, please. tell me, desi, that this last time, you are actually going to do the weather. please. desi lydic, everybody! [cheers and applause]

>> nope. trevor, i am not here to do the weather. it's your last show, so on behalf of paramount-viacom-cbs comedy central viacom networks and paul patrol plus, i'm here to do your exit interview. >> trevor: do we have to do that live on air? >> no, but some of us are getting drinks after the show, so i got to squeeze it in now. >> trevor: wait, people are getting drinks? no one told me. can i come? >> first question! over the seven years of your employment here, what would you say is my best personality trait? >> trevor: you mean my best personality trait? >> uh, no, mine. >> trevor: oh, i guess i would say humiliating. >> yeah, i aim amazing at that. i will put down humility and great cheekbones. okay. next question. what will you miss most about me? >> trevor: desi, this is my

exit interview. shouldn't the questions be about me and not you? >> why would they be about you? i'm the one who's staying. i mean, you're leaving us. which is fine. it's fine. people abandon me all the time. i don't care. why would i care, dad? point is, i'm the one staying. but just in case, would you mind writing me a letter of recommendation? >> trevor: i gladly would, desi. i would write that you're one of the funniest, most gifted comedic actors i have ever known, and had the pleasure of working with and anyone who knows you is lucky to k know you. >> trevor: trevor. >> trevor. okay, you can come to drinks after work. >> trevor: thank you. >> yeah. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: desi lydic, everybody!

one of the funniest people i know, but one of the worst weather people i've ever worked with. and that is saying something. now here to give us our final lotto numbers, dulce sloan, everyone! [cheers and applause] all right, dulce! all right, friend! keep winning that money. what are the lotto numbers? >> nah, nah, nah. listen. hello, friends. [cheers and applause] now there's only one lotto winner tonight: and that is my friend, my light-skinned friend, my homey, trevor ezekiel noah. >> trevor: it's not ezekiel but i will take that. i don't know why you keep saying "ezekiel" to be. >> i give you the middle name ezekiel because i don't know any african words. you taught me nothing! >> trevor: sorry, i

interrupted you. you were saying? >> you know, african, they teach you african. he just be speaking english all the time. look at you, leaving "the daily show" to go star in movies, like one them hemsworth brothers. >> trevor: i don't have any movies lined up. i'm just leaving, that's all. >> you're what? >> trevor: you haven't been listening. this is what i have said, this is a moment where i'm just taking time, it's about me making time for family, friends, to travel a little bit more. >> oh, you're doing a travel show! okay! okay! all right! see, that makes sense! yeah! [cheers and applause] >> trevor: no, no. >> yeah! listen, why didn't you say so? is it a safari show? yeah, introducing us to all you animal friends that you went to school with? >> trevor: i didn't go to school with -- >> you should do one about

african people because you know what i realized? i know more about meerkats than whoever the [bleep] lives in tanzania. >> trevor: that's what a lot of americans tell me. but i'm not actually leaving for a movie coming out leaving for another show. i don't have anything lined up at the moment. >> wait a minute. so you are leaving a good job? you are quitting a job without having another job lined up? [bleep], are you crazy? you don't leave a job! who the [bleep] leaves a job? so you are just leaving a job to do nothing? wow, you really are half white. [cheers and applause] it's your boy swiss chocolate in

the building! >> trevor: i hear what you are saying but i just think life isn't all about work. it's not about the next thing, the next thing, the next thing. it's about exploration, discovery, fulfillment, you know? >> shut up! you are discovering your fulfillment? you sound like a white girl doing a semester abroad! you know what we call a grown ass man who doesn't have a job? unemployed! >> trevor: noel, i want to be unemployed. i have many great things going on in my life. >> listen, listen, you don't have to be proud with me, trevor. you are my friend. okay? you are one of my favorite people and you are the reason that my mama don't work. >> trevor: thank you, dulce. you are one of my favorite people. >> thank you. >> trevor: you know i really

love your mom. >> my mama loves you too and i always have to break her heart and tell her that we are just friends. >> trevor: [laughs] >> now since you are about to be the broke dick that i despise, you are going to need this lotto money, so i have fixed it so the winning numbers are one of the most important dates of our lives. the day that you and i met. so all you have to do is play those numbers, and the jackpot is yours, young man! [cheers and applause] yeah! yeah! very simple! very simple. >> trevor: because it's just the date that we met, that we both remember. >> yeah, and as soon as you play those numbers, the day that we met, they will come up on the screen and you will win that money. >> trevor: yeah. i will play them because i

remember them. >> right! >> trevor: i remember them. it was... 2... >> no. >> trevor: it was to be -- you interrupted me. it was to be one of the most important moments, that's why i don't forget it. that number sticks in my heart, and that number is four -- >> no. >> trevor: for many people while you and i work so many well because we both know the number is one... >> no. >> trevor: of the people who have touched me both in my life which is why i know the number is... ten. >> no. >> trevor: tennessee is where you remind me of. >> tennessee? i am from georgia! you know what, i played them myself because i also need this money. so good luck being unemployed! >> trevor: dulce sloan, everybody! [cheers and applause] what are the numbers?

all right. for one last time, let's turn to my good friend and favorite meme ronny chieng to see what's trending! [cheers and applause] ronny chieng! what is trending on social media? >> you want to know what is trending? i would tell you what is trending right now, trevor, my feelings! i can't believe you are leaving. it's like a part of my heart is being ripped out of my body and not in the cool indiana jones way. we had so many great times together. you are like a brother to me and not in the way black guys say. i mean, like, actually like a family brother who happens to be black, kind of. >> trevor: ronny, knowing you, knowing how not emotional you are, i just want you to know, i appreciate that. >> no, no, for real, though, no joke, i just want to say,

thank you for everything. you have changed my life. you save me from having to work with amateur producers from australia and singapore. i mean come at the time, when you were starting to show, you d closer friends than me who are t you said, no, i want this [bleep] guy because you are adamant about having asian representation on the show and i really appreciated it. the whole time here, it felt like it was just the two of us immigrants coming together to tell americans what was wrong with them, which they always appreciate. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: thank you, thank you, ronny. honestly, i didn't -- wow. i didn't expect that from you and i feel like you are going to make me cry. yeah. >> [laughs] i got you! i got you, you gullible [bleep]! you bought all that shit!

of course i can go on without you. i am in multiple tent pole movie franchises thanks to this show. you think you can sync me? i didn't even know this was your last episode until this morning. the whole world, oh, trevor, you are a beacon of light in the darkness. hey, this is a show on comedy central, all right? we just had someone try to kiss a butthole 2 minutes ago. get over yourself. i can't believe you thought i was serious. >> trevor: i knew you were kidding, ronny. good one! ronny. [laughs] >> but in all seriousness, on behalf of everyone watching right now and from the bottom of my heart, can i be the new host? >> trevor: ronny chieng, everybody! [cheers and applause] i'll get back to you on that. i will get right back to you. i'm just going to remember the beautiful parts of what you said.

all right. for our final traffic report, let's go to my very good friend, the og from the very beginning, who did this with me long before, roy wood jr., everybody! [cheers and applause] what's going on, roy? >> i've been thinking about this, you don't have to leave the country, you can just go over to america and host over there. the light-skinned man is in a lot of trouble. >> trevor: i'm not getting involved, just to the traffic. >> before i do the traffic, this is the last time, you and me, you can come clean. >> trevor: i'm sorry, come clean about what? >> just say the thing. you ain't african, for real. you know what the when i talking

about. i used to run credit cards in '96 in birmingham. with a guy who looks just like you. your name was slippery j. your hair was a little shorter back then. i've been keeping my mouth shut because we had a good thing going with the people deserve to know the truth about slippery. tell the truth, man. you are from birmingham. >> trevor: i've never lived in birmingham, dude. >> you forever said that -- you don't have to say that. you remember, we all remember, running and has all the walmart credit cards, it was you, it was me, it was ramrod two bone come and we tried to jump the fence, when we jumped the fence, then two bone shit his pants so we had to take off our pants and we had to give two bone our pants. you're going to look me in the eye and tell me that we were on the walmart on lakeshore parkway in 1996? >> trevor: firstly, why did both of you have to give him

your pants if he shit his pants? >> don't change the subject on me right now, slippery j. look, if you are really from africa, why are you talking all british now? >> trevor: i don't know what you mean. >> cheerio, oh, [british gibberish] >> no african sound like that. if you are going to put on a fake accent, at least make it's an accurate. what you are doing is offensive. >> trevor: it's not a made up accent. why would i pretend to be african? >> everybody has to do it to get the job, bro. looking black, sounding british, that is how you get the job. i lied. i said that i can do xl. that is how you play the game, man. just be real with me, bro, just be real with me. it's been seven years, you are not african -- >> trevor: roy, roy, look at me. roy, i am really african, okay?

>> whatever, man. either way, we had a good run. >> trevor: we did. it's been amazing. you've been my dude from day one and you know this. we had a ton of fun him every iteration of the show. let's make sure we keep in touch, keep hanging out, we are real friends, you know? you never know. maybe we can get together, get some credit cards and shit. >> bitch, i knew it was you! slippery j.! >> trevor: roy wood jr., everybody! i don't know what you are talking about. roy wood jr., everyone! roy wood jr. and trevor noah from africa. all right, well, i guess that's everyone. >> aren't you forgetting someone, trevor? [cheers and applause] >> trevor: oh, wow! >> yeah, someone you sent out every week to the heart of america, almost getting murdered

by qanon psychopaths. >> trevor: jordan klepper, you are still alive. >> still alive, yes, barely. trevor, i wanted to come out here and thank you for your candor, your wit, your intelligence. and to offer you one final goodbye. but i'm not going to do that. >> trevor: oh. >> i thought it would be better if the folks of new york did that. ♪ ♪ >> i wanted to give new yorkers a chance to weigh in on trevor's departure, so i bravely went to the only place more intense than a maga rally: midtown manhattan during the holidays. >> trevor is leaving. >> how does that make you feel? >> sad, extremely sad. >> have you heard trevor noah is leaving? >> black guy? >> he is a black guy. >> i am sad.

>> he has been such a signature, he went through covid with all of us, that was an such an important part of seeing him at his house and everybody being depressed. he was such a wonderful thing. >> you know, editors trevor's final show. >> yup, yup. >> how does it make you feel? >> everything ends. hopefully. >> you want trevor to die? >> no, no. >> okay, i misunderstood. >> what i like about trevor is, you have to be able to [bleep] laugh at all sides of everything now. i don't don't to want to watch something where they snap on every person, they snap on biden, they snap on trunk, they snap on everybody. >> everybody deserves a snap. that's new york. >> trevor noah is leaving the show. >> how do you feel about that? >> i think you are the best correspondent. >> trevor is the most talented people on the show but there are other talented people, trevor and other correspondent. your favorite might be?

>> jimmy. >> not a correspondent. he is a totally different show. there's other people who work on "the daily show" who are equally talented. jordan klepper does a really good job. that's a guy who goes out, put his life on the line, multiple emmy nominations. i just love noah. >> you could be confronted with jordan klepper and you wouldn't know him. >> what is your favorite trevor noah segment? >> between the scenes come i think it is beautiful because you see everything inside of the studio. it is real life. >> trevor has covered a lot of interesting, important moments. if you had to pick a favorite police shooting that he has covered, which one would it be? >> oh, jeez. >> pick your favorite lighthearted moment from covid. >> i'm sorry. >> is today the day? >> you guys are embarking on

something new. what advice do you have for somebody else who was also embarking on something new? >> always talk things through. >> a close friend or a colleague or somebody. talk to them before you make the biggest decision of your life. that is a smart [bleep] thing to do. your fans, trevor is retiring today. he's going to open a candy shop in rhinebeck. >> okay! >> i'm just guessing. he won't tell anybody what he's doing. >> do you know where he's going? >> it is unclear. i don't know how easy that is to go into. i think anyone can do it. maybe. >> who is going to do it next? >> i think he's going to ukraine, whether he is stand up or fighting. >> i'm looking forward to that. i'm looking forward to see him as he hits the road potentially and stops in tampa because i know he does that occasionally. >> you want trevor to come to tampa? >> absolutely, i want him to come to me. >> that is white privilege.

a black man retires after a long, long years of work and you are like, please, come to me, make me laugh. >> trevor, the word on the street is loud and clear. >> trevor, thank you very much. >> trevor, we will miss you. >> trevor, we love you. >> trevor, we will miss you so much, you were the best. >> congratulation, come back soon. >> good luck, and thank you for keeping us a little more sane. >> have fun at the candy shop. >> trevor, you are the [bleep] man, whatever you do, congratulations, keep it real. >> trevor, i wish you the best, you are awesome, thank you for all your work. >> i was going to say, like exactly that verbatim. go make fun of the world. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: wow! jordan klepper, everybody. thank you. [cheers and applause] thank you so much for that.

wow. and one last time, for all of the correspondence, give it up for everyone, one last time! [cheers and applause] desi lydic, ronny chieng, michael kosta, dulce sloan, roy wood jr., thank you so much! [cheers and applause] give it up, everybody! for the best fake news team in history, everybody! [cheers and applause] keep watching them! they are amazing! i couldn't have done it without them, i didn't want to do it without them! we are going to take a quick break. we'll be right back! we'll be right back! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> trump is too busy to testify? at the [bleep] out of here.

>> trevor: would you like a tissue? get the [bleep] out of there. jeff bezos, get the [bleep] out of here. get the out of here. get the [bleep] out of here man. ancient turtles have very sexy legs. get the [bleep] out of here. you will see that it says, get the [bleep] out of there. your boss is a rich guy who does nothing but complain. get the [bleep] out of here, man. get the [bleep] out of here. due to high demand, get the [bleep] out of here. you tricked me come i get the [bleep] out of there. you are not white, you are latin? at the [bleep] out of here. i'm sorry, what i meant to say was, get the [bleep] out of h here. [cheers and applause] that's what i meant to say. ♪ ♪

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[cheers and applause] >> trevor: welcome back to my final episode of "the daily show" with trevor noah. that's right, just a few more hours before i fly back home to africa, rafiki is holding up the new king, and we all are going to be there. before i go, i'm going to hang out with my good friend neal brennan. he's a 3-time emmy-nominated writer, director, producer, and standup comedian. his latest netflix special, "blocks," is streaming on netflix, and tickets for his national "brand new neal" tour are on sale on nealbrennan.com. please welcome my good friend, neal brennan! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

a lot of people don't know how many of the stores in the building's started outside of the building. we worked together on the show but i've known you -- how long have i known you? >> i think it is 13 years. >> trevor: 13 years. >> okay, so we met -- we were both in denver doing comedy. >> trevor: that's not where we met. you know where we actually met? we met at the comedy store in l.a. and i remember watching you and i was like, you are a very funny person. and i had seen your twitter at the time. that is when people were still telling jokes on twitter. i was like, man, you are neal brennan, you are really funny. we spoke a little bit and it was like, what is this? what is happening right now? a lot of people gave me that. but you weren't mean to me were just confused. and we chatted for a little bit, and then i said, i will follow

you. then i followed you on twitter. and then i remember the next time we spoke, you sent me a message because you said, hey, who the hell are you, because i have a whole bunch of exclamation marks and africans in my mentions right now, because one of my friends followed you and you are like, that's not possible. >> i can't say that. >> trevor: [laughs] and that is actually how we became friends. >> yes. >> trevor: i brought africans into your life. >> thank you. i never met one before you. >> trevor: [laughs] >> [laughs] so the story i like to tell is ten years ago, we worked in denver. you were at the improv -- >> trevor: no, i wasn't. it was called a funny bone -- >> are not even an improv. >> trevor: i never played any of the premium clubs. >> we were there for the weekend, we are both getting 300 bucks a show and you were like, i'm pretty big in south africa and europe. and i was like, get out of here. like, literally, get out of

here. and he got out of here. he literally left. and then -- >> trevor: you're not doing -- neal makes it sound like he is grumpier than he is. what happened was, we didn't know we were both in town. than i saw a post and i would like, neal is here, lets me. >> one of your south african friends like that. >> trevor: [laughs] and then we were like, let's meet and we will grab some food and we met downtown denver, and we ate a little spot, tacos, we were having a meal and chatting about how hard it is being on the road, how we are both getting $300, and you still have to pay your own airfare. basically it was nothing when you get back home, right? then you said to me, i don't get why you are doing this, because you are huge back home. i don't get it but i love it. and you are like, you are delusional. you said, what is your dream? i said, i want to keep doing comedy and do as much as possible. and you said america doesn't tolerate people with accents on tv so you should leave. >> and at that time, i was

correct. >> trevor: yeah, yeah. >> [laughs] in my defense, once oliver started doing good, i called you and i said, come back. >> trevor: [laughs] i will never forget that call. [cheers and applause] i will never forget that call. >> the thing that people don't know is, three months i called you and was like, all right, that's enough. >> trevor: that's not true. you've been here from the beginning. what i've left about -- this is not about you, it's also about me -- a lot of people know neal is one of the smartest, funniest people you've ever worked with , worked with the greatest comedians you can imagine. you know a great comedian, he's worked with them in some way, shape, or form. he is slowly turning into, in my opinion, one of the most unique and funny and original comedians that are out there. and i have watched your journey. your new special on netflix is phenomenal, because you are not just doing comedy, but, you

know, you are creating different types of shows. you are enjoying it, you are playing with it -- and your new special, "blocks," i've told you this personally, it is amazing, it is funny. people have commented on how heartbreaking and funny it is, how poignant and honest it is because it breaks down what it means to be a liberal, you try and identify yourself, how we as people don't communicate anymore, what it means to grow up in a household where parents didn't know how to love you, what if use was. it feels like it is such -- >> it sounds hilarious. >> trevor: that is my point. but that's my point. likable who would think, that is the show i'm going to make and it will be hilarious? >> it worked out pretty well. i am the final guest on "the daily show." [cheers and applause] it worked out, i had the idea for the show, and it is about the ways i don't feel like i fit in. even, like, recycling, i don't know how to do correctly. like, whenever i throw something

away in one of those garbage cans, got like a garbage hole, a recycling hole, and a compost hole, i do my best, but afterward, i am like, i don't think i did that right. like, that happens kind of across the board in my life. i am not married, i don't have kids. i don't eat meat, i don't drink. i'm kind of an outlier in a lot of ways. >> trevor: but you are very funny. >> but i am very funny. but i figured out a way to synthesize it into a show. can i talk about your new netflix special? >> trevor: why, yes, you can. >> sure. >> trevor: now that you are here. [cheers and applause] >> i told you, i thought it was one of my favorite specials of yours. >> trevor: but you never say. i mean this in a goodly. you are not one of your people who says "favorite, best, i like this." >> amazing. >> trevor: you don't. >> it really, to become a was like your strongest, cleanest, best material. >> trevor: thank you. it was hard for both of us, not just us, many comedians, many touring artists, everyone from

people who were running, building the stages, everyone was struggling because of covid. people couldn't go to office, et cetera but touring was decimated. everyone was going to the building if it was really hard. i wonder if you were going through the same thing because i was panicking about whether or not i would be able to make the show what it was and you are also building the show when everyone was wearing masks, no one puts it together. likable was that hard for you? >> i don't know how much to talk about it. because i couldn't tell if people wanted to hear it or didn't want to hear it. >> trevor: it was both. >> i know. >> trevor: it's over, but don't say anything. >> yeah. so i had a couple of fast jokes upfront and then i was just getting into the show, because i think people want you to acknowledge it, but they don't want to harp on it because it bums them out. >> trevor: i would love to know, from the first time you and i hung out on the show, we spoke about depression, we spoke about anxiety, the stuff comedians talk about. >> [laughs] >> trevor: i would love to

know, if you feel like you have healed a lot more, if you have grown a lot more, and for people who have been on a similar journey to you, what are some of your best advice? >> i have done a ton of stuff. i did a thing called tms, transcranial magnetic stimulation, that was really helpful. i did ketamine. >> trevor: ketamine therapy. >> ketamine therapy. >> trevor: "i did ketamine, i got drunk." >> it really helped. so ketamine, tms, ayahuasca, not like i will do anything, but -- i will do anything. and but i feel like you have done stuff also. this is another way in which we connect. >> trevor: i think therapy is amazing. i think you should always be working on yourself. but you have always been the person who has gone, i am a tortured soul and there is no hope. you say that in your comedy, right? and i feel like over the years,

i have seen a glimmer of hope. >> i am a little sunnier than i used to be. >> trevor: you are a little sunnier. >> yeah, it's pretty cute. >> trevor: it is. >> got a burgundy suit. come on, what do you want? >> trevor: so not to be too mushy, but to the neal brennan who was sitting out there right now and is going, i am anxious, i am depressed, i don't think anyone in the world loves me, i don't think there is any future for me, what do you say to them? >> just keep saving your money. >> trevor: [laughter] >> invest in a roth ira. no. just keep trying. that is the thing. because it is, the thing with depression and anxiety in all these mental health things, they don't really know what does what, so you have to keep trying and not get too discouraged about if one thing doesn't work, then you are broke and screwed or whatever. like, you just try another thing. it is like stand up, where you just do a joke, you don't like

that? >> trevor: try another one. >> you just go on and on and on. do i worry for you? yeah, i have some worries. i bori what is going to happen when you wake up tomorrow at 1:00 in the afternoon. do you realize that you are not going to be the host of "the daily show" anymore? yeah. you are just going to be a best-selling author who does comedy and sold-out arenas around the world. [cheers and applause] #prayfortrevor. it is my great honor, on behalf of everyone here and at home to give you your flowers. >> trevor: aw, thank you. [cheers and applause] thank you so much for that. >> also, as someone quitting a job in america, you are about to lose your health insurance, you should probably sign up for cobra. i brought all the necessary forms. love you, buddy,

congratulations. trevor noah, everybody! [cheers and applause] >> trevor: you are right. we will take a quick break. we will be right back after this. [cheers and applause] >> hello, trevor! >> i just want to say congratulations on an amazing run as host of "the daily show." >> you should be so proud of the work you have done over these past seven years. >> trevor, oh, trevor, we wish you much luck in your future endeavors! >> at the end of a long day, having you there to make us laugh and inform us, it meant the world. >> you always found humor and were a shining light. >> you were able to talk to us through some of the most challenging and historic moments of our lives. >> so thanks for getting us

through, you know, some bad times. >> so many bad times. >> a lot of bad times. >> like, a lot of bad times. >> [laughs] you know, now that i am saying this shit out loud, things didn't get bad until you showed up. >> actually -- >> hold up. you started, like, seven years ago, like, right when trump showed up? >> trump, then the pandemic or on your watch. >> okay, trevor. >> this is all your fault. >> you killed the queen, didn't you? you sick [bleep]. >> i was rooting for you. >> thank you for finally ending your reign of terror. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> the queen! damn. damn. >> can't wait to see what's

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