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soon being played on the loop as my last known whereabouts. actor and comedian kal penn how biden's reelection campaign can possibly find out for a warnings that he destroy america if he somehow became president. but the stop trump campaign, prosecutor search were a legal strategy that trump will not swat away faster than one of his sons coming in for a hug. it's time for some big news! ♪ ♪ good evening, i'm james smartwood, your only source for at the minute, top story in the democratic quested to defeat trump through any means. the party turn from impeachment to in even more effective weapon, prolonged mitigation. to have a consequence, trump deploy the surefire legal defense of colossal self, a fox news host that looks like a guy on the subway lacking the

hand eye coronation to expose himself to mark levin. >> just now he say trump got treated the worst of all. because they came up with phony stuff. >> james: yes, lincoln did come off easy, there's nothing worse than character assassination. trump mistook the list as a dude you list and now revealing investigations to campaign front, mishandling classified documents, and rape. let's add monster truck for children hospital. these complex crimes are doing nothing to sway the hearts and minds of the passionate legal scholars that make up his base among republican primary voters trump support at 62%, ron desantis' support and 16% because of his weakness on the key issue of whether or not he is donald trump. trump supporter's attempting to a lower pence into the white house to finish the job. here to discuss democratic striders who recently learned about the concept, lydia parker

appeared in chief washington bureau chief whose attorney only got him his golden wolf poster, jonathan keene. she film correspondent whose favorite food is bubblegum and amoxicillin, james smartwood jr. firing line and tuning out contribute or who somehow relieves alumni emails from yale despite never atte attendant, margaret hoover, thank you so much for being here, margaret. will these legal challenges against trump damage him by each crippling trump with choice paralysis over which one to fund raise offers? >> that's another prosecution that seems to be heating up against him if you look at the new report in "the new york times" and jack smith's prosecution, listen, the rule of law is a slow process. the gears of justice grind slowly but we live in a representative democracy and we do not follow the rule of law. we do not deploy all of its arsenal of laws and assets that we have in order to sustain the representative democracy. it will not sustain itself, we

cannot think that prosecutions are the thing that's going to politically crippled donald trump. we have to ask the question and put the question to the american people, there's a political choice they can make and who do they want to be their next political leader, somebody who follows the rule of law which wr represented democracy or somebody who doesn't. >> have we tried impeaching him? >> yes, we did. >> how about twice? how about three times? >> could work, could work. >> i'm sure jack smith's special counsel investigation is the long process sized final trump investigation and upon conclusion the earth will crack open swallowing trump into the eternal abyss. >> james: he saw movie or something. >> what if we create something called superlong where judges have big silver shoulder pads and cool dirt bikes. appeared to speak over about a fourth impeachment? >> that something that something. >> james: one way to prevent donald trump from winning the

presidency without this during the planet is for him till losing the republican primaries to reason we need the pool is filling his honeypot with grenades ron desantis. he often appears like a nervous sweaty stupid mess. here's a comment is one of ron desantis' sweat glands. >> good god, that thing is big! >> now, do you support the decision for the campaign? >> i did when he was trump without the baggage then he fixated on culture wars and it kind of weird in me out. >> james: now what should he be focusing on instead? >> i would say meet and f p potatoes, go against trump is weaknesses. >> james: does he still have your support? >> i'll be straight with you, in a time when personal freedoms are at an all-time low, only the anti-vax message of rfk jr. meets the moment. >> oh, bummer.

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look kindly on dissenting voices but i was willing to risk life and limb from a liv golf. i'm big news host james smartwood, reporting from the national golf course in florida orlando. liv golf leak is financed by the sovereign wealth fund of saudi arabia whose chairman is mohammad bin salman who if he's watching is a great leader that did not order the execution of american journalist. some say that some of these want to squash their reputation for being soulless. they started a money obsessed golf league. here's the world's top players with the bottomless morals competing for sports. unlike the pga, the liv golf leak consist 2 of 12, each with four players, may not touch punishable by death. it promises a party atmosphere featuring alcohol and music so loud phil mickelson can barely hear his frantic screaming. i was denied a press pass after i refused to agree to never mention saudi arabia so i had to

buy a ticket like every body else. under no circumstances can james smartwood be bound unless the price is right. it lets go inside and see if i come out. but first i needed to prepare. i got every thing i need to cover the saudis, my trusty notebook, tape recorder, my nonpress flaig jacket. hopefully the sniper can see that from afar. there is the metal detectors, detecting anybody bringing in any weapons, and microwaves for 9/11 memories. way better than the first idea of watching phil mickelson in an empty field choosing a dog tape to a golf course. the fine print, attendees sued for liabilities while being sliced and diced for a death gone. yeah, that's him, there it is. love the bone saw. we are here also known as ivory row. here's the liv golf simulator that allows fans to simulate the expense of being a professional

liv golfer. the only aspect of the liv golf simulator that's missing is a agent and you're telling you you lost another sponsor. a d, this party's got everythini d.j. no, he works here. i mean, sure, our energy security is important to our economic growth, but it shouldn't we draw a line somewhere when they trade partners violating international norms? anyway, can you play "cha-cha slide"? here's the impact where they talk about the commitment to fighting climate change, what a vision it all starts with printing up a sign and ends there too. climate change, they are recycling the most vapid phrases imaginable. there it is, the kid zone, florida, the only state that supposedly more dangerous for kids to go to a drake show then the saudi government. look at the people playing putt putt because there's nowhere else to play putt putt in orlando without giving money to desk wants.

look at this, somebody is going to slip on a journalist finger. the tournament is a historic event the fans will never forget even though never forgetting historic events is not their strong suit. it's strange to hang around a tournament tied up in the bloodthirsty the accuracy, but nobody said america is perfect. it lets meet some of the players. there is phil mickelson looking depressed because he bet $2 million that it would be windy today. there's australian golfer kim smith, guilt free since australia's below the equator, the 9/11 planes went out of the building's whose famously long backswing gives him more time to come up with reasons why this whole thing isn't weird. dustin, did you join liv golf to provide for your poor starving family of gretzky heiresses? here's something about saudi arabia that's not redacted. third is whoever that is, for those who gives a -- but their own winners because they set up their children for life with blood money. that's actually not a sand trap,

that's a journalist ashes. officials from the saudi sovereign wealth fund weirded out with how conservative florida is. another journalists fingers, they must be using these as tease or something. who loves sport but don't care ffor the any sense of meaning or some sort. great lived golf league teams, the balls lammers, the swee sweeney's, vacuum bags, the blobs, and who is your favorite? you're right, yeah, i was checking my notes here, my sincere apologies here. all right, what's your favorite team here? you can see they with the mono don't like which is only slightly better than the back of idea. cash, cash, atm, atm, daddy's got a yacht, daddy's got a ya yacht. money, money, money.

yeah, don't blink is cool too. are you having a good time? >> all day every day. it's the that's awesome, all right, let's talk about on 9/11, a wound the collective psyche conscious. overlooking about the positives of the day, the building was old anyways. at the firefighter's got so much exercise that day. so many lung cancer doctors put the kids through college. what do you think? >> absolutely. >> love those guys. >> it was also a long time ago. >> at some point you have to forgive. >> james: you find it we or they teach the baltic takeoff but not to land? >> will you see you at the pickleball tournament next month? >> james: no trip is complete without a stop at the gift shop. >> as a warning come i can't imagine what the poor did. today i'm a large, but tomorrow

i might be 206 extra small's. do not wear liv golf merchandise. after a day of reporting on the tournament saying the word saudi 9/11 1,000 times, i went back to my hotel room where i took precautions in case the saudis bug to my room. my favorite country, that has to be saudi arabia! irish golf is louder which is why i love liv golf! you know what's causing climate change? the innocent yosemite children. great name for a golf name! now this feels like home because it has my eight by ten glossy photo and my personal. i love mbs. i really want to live, i have to do so many things before i go out, i'm just not ready to go. and kay's henchmen showed up, i jotted down quick thoughts to my

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>> natural history museum, see the stuff we killed. >> james: welcome back, here's the stunning conclusion of my liv golf report. i returned to the tournament the next day, only this time it was time to party. all right, here we are, nothing beats getting drunk standing a 90-degree heat and watching some guy stare at a hole. here signature drinks menu and let's take a look at this. can't let women drive until 2018. a smoldering manhattan. smoldering journalists had on to i wondered who am i to judge? i'm not so perfect. i drink milk from the carton, am i judging them for beheading gay

people? all i have to do now is find greg norman. mr. norman, mr. norman! is that you? mr. norman, over here! no, that's not him. no, no, no, no, oh, wow, two greg norman's beard and that's the opposite of greg norman. i thought i would never find greg norman, but then the opposite happened. i found him. there he is, the ceo of liv golf, greg norman, watching the action through the dollar signs in his eyeballs. i for one am shocked the billion-dollar liv golf business is suffering despite leadership by a man credited using a stick to hit a ball into the hole. then i got a call. hey, dad, it's jr. >> james: i know who you are, jr. appear >> i figured out how to shave your dismay when really? you didn't die? >> i'm bleeding a lot, i am standing on a pile of red paper towels. i respect you a lot and always

will unless you sell out to autocracy for money. >> james: why do you say that? >> that might be the excessive blood loss talking, where the bandits? >> james: due to the florida seat, my suit smells like a diaper and i decided not to beg greg norman for a job you're to screw you, greg norman! oh, he heard that, let's go. we witness the impossible, a journalist survived to sing a critical word about the saudi government. congratulations to the winners or whatever. the opponents must lick their wounds over a seven course meal. now sweating profusely as i begged the pilot to take off. from "tooning out the news," this is james smartwood, as i will now be known to evade capture. now i have to drop off a receipt for $80,000 so let's wrap it there. "tooning out the news" returns, hot take kal penn how biden's

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what's up, everybody, party rocking there george to the morgue, top story in response to president joe hunter burisma biden's campaign reelection announcement republicans released a bone chilling ad shog just how horrifying a future under biden could be if we totally made it up. >> this justin, we can now call the 2024 presidential race for joe biden. >> this morning, and emboldened biden evades taiwan. >> markets in free fall after 5,000 regional banks shuttered their doors. speak of the city and san francisco this morning, highly escalating crime. >> oh, my god! they got trump to be the actual shadow president otherwise that self would be already happening. it let's bring an actor comedian who got so high he joined the obama-biden administration, kal penn. thank you for joining us. >> thanks, tyler, thank you for having me. >> kal, the ad was generated using ai technology and is it not uncomfortable for democrats

to back speech having given the made-up proof that he will destroy the world? >> i think that the only thing you've gone is to scare the dash out of people. you should not be running. if biden has such a hopeful message that the track record has been positive. i remember seeing the ad like why would you make it through ai? oh, it's even more scary than to come your brain. >> he should do a military coup. moving on to florida imposter syndrome ron desantis. pushing pure uncut wonder upon our children, disney. >> they want to be able to control things without proper oversight which every other floridian has to have this type of oversight. >> that man overflowing with confidence what is right.

kal, you start in disney pluses limited series so you're a plaintiff in this case. why is disney using its immense power to stigmatize the marginalized florida governor community? >> i feel like in the case of desantis, biden recently enacted all of this executive power starting the process of decriminalizing marijuana hopefully, it didn't mean that desantis had to start smoking it immediately. i'm not really sure why he wants to take on mickey mouse. we all love mickey mouse beer to speak of wrong! disney is just using the case to buy time to enrich uranium. where the heck is colin powell on this? >> i'm done with disney and in protest i'm no longer eating mouse. >> how come the big corporations have so much money to hire big tower attorney slamming the government an attorney in their favor should be ashamed! >> disney's pushing an agenda, look at the frame from the lion king.

>> i bet we'd find those too if i knew what a vagina look like. >> going to white castle which helped usher in a troubling era of movies not looking like me. to correct the disturbing trend, i came up with some fun movie ideas. ready? first one, the color, what do you think? >> the color tyler? >> like the color purple. >> yeah, i got it, but what would it be about? >> first of all, spoiler alert, second of all it's about a bunch of tyler's hanging out. >> pretty good epics, you need more than one chapter. >> thank you. what about crazy rich tyler's? >> i like that, can you compete with "crazy rich asians"? >> i've never heard of that, but let's keep rocking. finally, tyler and tyler going to white castle. good? >> are