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taylor swift featuring post malone, "fortnight." eminem, "houdini." sza, "snooze." ariana grande, "we can't be friends (wait for your love)." this is your video of the year presented by burger king. >> megan: and the vma -- all, it's upside down, but i saw it! >> megan: and the vma goes to taylor swift and post malone! [cheers and applause]

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[cheers and applause] >> taylor: thank you. directing this video and putting it together and writing was the most wonderful experience and and that includes ethan hawkeple and josh trials who were amazing that includes my amazing cinematographer who goes out of his way to work with a female director. and he's a genius and i can't believe i got to work with him as well as my amazing production designer. i worked with on the eras tour. post malone who we all love so much. and you know, the things that this video seems very sad when you watch it, but it was like the most fun video to make and something i will always remember is that when i would finish i ty cut and we'd be done with the take, i would always just here

someone cheering and like woo from across -- [cheers and applause] from across the studio where we were shooting it and that one person was my boyfriend travis. [cheers and applause] everything this man touches turns into happiness and find a magic so i want to thank him for adding that to our shoot because i will always remember that. to the fans, i'm always trying to figure out a way to say thank you to you for making my life what it is, for making the eras tour for what it's become, to make the poet's department for what it's become. it that's all you guys for doing that in voting for this award, o thank you mtv, for giving me this opportunity.

to thank the fans, to thank you for what you've done, and the fact it's a fan voted a word and you voted for this, i appreciate it so much. if you're over 18 come up 18 pleaseregister to vote for sg else. it's an important election. i love you also so much. thank you. [cheers and applause] >> announcer: burger king congratulates taylor swift and post malone on their video of the year win. [cheers and applause] [chanting "taylor"] ♪ ♪ >> megan: thank you to all our fans around the world. congratulations to all the winners.

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i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about. kamala harris wins her first debate, donald trump shits the debate bed, and j.d. vance shits the litter box. so let's get right into it with our continuing coverage of "indecision 2024!" ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] last night, kamala harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to taylor alison swift. and whoever else happened to be watching. it was not a good night for trump. in terms of personal tragedies for him, i'd put it somewhere between "losing the 2020 election" and "the day fox news started letting female anchors wear pants." somewhere in there. and there was one moment that was probably the best example of just how badly trump did at the debate. >> in springfield, they are eating the dogs, the people that

came in, they are eating the cats and they are eating -- they're eating the pets of the people that live there. >> jordan: "sir, the question was "state your name." now if you were one of the many people last night wondering why trump was shouting, "they're eating the dogs," let me explain. it started with a random facebook post where someone accused a haitian immigrant of stealing and eating their "neighbor's daughter's friend's cat." and if there's one thing we know about facebook posts, it's that they're always rigorously fact-checked. but as with any unfounded rumor on facebook, obviously this got picked up by the right wing establishment and spread across the internet. even j.d. vance promoted it, while simultaneously acknowledging it was completely unfounded. you might say he jumped in the misinformation pool, but kept his shirt on.

which brings us to last night. if there's one thing we know about a racist conspiracy theory, it's that donald trump's brain will swallow it whole like a hungry immigrant at petco. and that's how a random facebook post turned into donald trump's campaign slogan: "they're eating cats and dogs!" so it seemed like trump had a rough performance, but hey, that's just my opinion. but you can also tell that donald trump was the loser because he did all the things losers do when they lose. number one: complaining about the refs. >> i thought they were very unfair, the moderators, everybody did. i thought it was terrible from the standpoint of abc. it was three to one. it was a rigged deal, as i assumed it would be, because when you looked at the -- the fact that they were correcting everything and not correcting with her. >> jordan: yeah, man, they were correcting you because of the things you were saying!

that's barely fact-checking. the moderators were reacting like normal human beings react when you hear the craziest shit you've ever heard. if you were at a cocktail party and your friend said, "trans immigrants are eating dogs in ohio," you would say, "what the [bleep] are you talking about, stu? no, they aren't." you wouldn't be like, "okay, thank you for that. let's move on to foreign policy." you know what, it wasn't just blaming the refs. another way you know trump lost is that he was accusing his opponent of cheating. >> they had a rigged show with somebody that maybe even had the answers. i mean, i'll be honest, i watched her talk, and i said, you know, she seems awfully familiar with the questions. >> jordan: okay, okay. [laughs] you think she was cheating because she seemed familiar with the questions? it's a presidential debate! they always ask the same

questions! it's like being suspicious that someone knows all the words to "take me out to the ballgame." "how will you fix the economy?" "what's your stance on abortion?" "do you promise not to overthrow the government?" standard, boilerplate debate questions. meanwhile, trump seemed awfully familiar with the questions that nobody asked. like, "who's eating all the cats in springfield, ohio?" but maybe the best way you know trump lost the debate is that he repeatedly insisted he won. >> i think it was the best debate i've ever -- personally, that i've had. we're getting polls that showed 92-6, 88-11. every single poll last night had me winning, like, 90-10. we had -- c-span at one point was at 80-20. we looked at one poll, it was 92-7. we had a 92% rating in one poll.

we had an 86% rating and another, we had 77%, 90%, 60%, 72%, 71%, and 89%. >> jordan: wow! those certainly were... numbers. is this what trump did during his debate prep? memorize all the numbers between 70 and 98? in fact, every moment since the debate ended last night, trump has been spinning and spinning and spinning. just listen to his response after taylor swift announced she is endorsing kamala harris. >> well, i actually like mrs. -- i actually like mrs. mahomes much better, if you want to know the truth. she's a -- she's a big trump fan. i was not a taylor swift fan. >> jordan: really, donald? you prefer brittany mahomes? what's your top five

brittany mahomes songs? is this really his angle? "well, i don't care, taylor, because i like your boyfriend's coworker's wife better." this has just been a day of pathetic, desperate spinning. i mean, imagine if donald trump spent all that energy on doing things correctly instead of pretending he did things correctly. if he had worked harder preparing for the debate, maybe he wouldn't have had to pretend he won the debate. if he had worked harder to win in 2020, maybe he wouldn't have had to pretend the election was rigged. and if he had worked harder on january 6th, maybe he could've overthrown the government and wouldn't have to be debating in the first place! [cheers and applause] it's called work ethic, donald! come on! of course, donald trump wasn't the only one spinning his performance last night.

his aforementioned vice president j.d. vance was asked about why donald trump ranted about illegal immigrants eating pets, and his response was illuminating. >> why push something that's not true? >> well, first of all, city officials have not said it's not true. they've said they don't have all the evidence. >> they said they have no evidence. >> we've heard from a number of constituents on the ground, kaitlin, who both firsthand and secondhand reports saying this stuff is happening. so they very clearly -- meaning the people on the ground dealing with this -- think that it is happening and i think that it's important for journalists to actually get on the ground and uncover this stuff for themselves. >> jordan: okay, okay. i'm sorry, this is not my main takeaway from the story, but someone's cat went missing, so they "called their senator?" were they like, "hmm, should i go right to the president of the united states, or should i start with my senator?" you got to update those emergency numbers on your fridge, barry. come on. but perhaps j.d. vance has a point. if a story bubbles up from the

right-wing sewer, it is our in the mainstream media to investigate it no matter the cost. and that is exactly what we have done here at "the daily show." i sent ronny chieng undercover to springfield to find out if illegal migrants are really gobbling up our small-town cats. let's go live to him now! ronny! [cheers and applause] ronny. ronny, how is the investigation going? >> well, jordan, i'm in ohio in a [bleep] cat costume trying to get migrants to eat me. so it's not great. also it's not working. okay? i even tenderized myself with a jerk rub and went around saying, "meow, meow, i'm so tasty." nothing! >> jordan: okay, yeah, well, obviously, you're not going to fool anyone with a half-assed meow like that.

you need to commit to the role, ronny! >> hey, don't tell me how to commit, okay? how many marvel movies are you in! trust me, okay, i've tried everything. i shit in a box. i batted around some yarn. i played with a dead mouse i found. nothing. >> jordan: have you been licking your butthole? >> i can't reach my butthole! >> jordan: did you try to reach your butthole? >> yes, i tried! okay, i can't! it's impossible! which i already knew, for reasons i don't want to discuss. >> jordan: okay, well, then what are we going to do about these allegations? >> i don't know, jordan. how about we ignore them? good journalism doesn't mean we have to take every insane racist conspiracy theory at face value! let's just shit on it, and move on -- like i did in a box earlier. >> jordan: wow, you know what, ronny, maybe you're right. i appreciate you taking journalistic principles so seriously. you're really following in the footsteps of edward r. meow-rrow. ronny, did you hear me?

i said, "edward r. meow-rrow." >> i [bleep] heard what you said. i wish you were dead. oh, wait, someone's coming! oh, shit! they're getting out of their car and coming for me! they are coming for me! >> jordan: ronny! ronny, are you okay? are you there? >> yes, yes. i'm here. >> jordan: oh, thank god, you're back! what happened? were you kidnapped by a hungry immigrant? >> no, no, i think i was adopted by a childless cat lady. >> jordan: oh, all right. well, hang tight, ronny. we're sending someone to bring you back. >> oh, actually, hold off. she's in the kitchen cooking me some organic chicken. i wanna see how this plays out. oh, awesome, i love these things! >> jordan: okay, have fun, ronny. ronny chieng, everyone! [cheers and applause] when we come back, we'll find out how the city of philadelphia is taking your money. so don't go away. [cheers and applause]

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want to be careful where you park your car on the way to the voting booth. michael kosta has more. >> city parking. it is a hell for those who choose to live in urban areas. but in philadelphia, the eating shit in public capital of america come if you are not keeping up with parking rules, they will move your car for you. isn't that great? it is called courtesy towing, and philadelphians love it. >> my car was moved from a legal parking spot to an illegal parking spot, what they call a courtesy tow. ♪ ♪ >> i have a parking permit for the street parking and it was in a no parking sign put up within a couple of days and i was out of town, so it was then towed to an illegal parking spot by the city, and then it was towed down to the ppa impound lot, which is where we are. and then moved to the auction lot because it was about to be

auctioned off. >> so you parked in a legal spot with a legal permit. >> correct. >> and eventually, your car was in the impound lot? >> correct. >> did you park shitty? just be honest. forget -- >> i am a very legal parker. >> be very careful where you park your car. you will get ticketed. ♪ ♪ >> let me just side with big government for a second. i hear a lot of people bitching about the tow truck man. i have been told once or twice. >> i know i parked it legally. there is courtesy towing which is for brother, for events, and typically, they are supposed to put up no parking signs. it happened to less than 12 hours after i parked there. when i got back to my car, it wasn't there. i called the ppa a couple times, not helpful. finally, just call the police, who then was able to tell me, based on your license plate, it is at 15th and washington. >> this is called a courtesy tow. that is nice. no? >> i mean, it would be if they

parked my car legally. we are walking up to 15th and washington. there is my car and it is parked in th median, like, in the turn lane. >> we are. >> the four tickets on appearance because. >> this four tickets on it. a courtesy told your car to a different location to an illegal spot and then you start to acquire tickets, from that illegal spot. the one common factor in these stories? the ppa, or philadelphia parking authority. but why was this beloved governmental agency courtesy towing its residents in the first place? >> it is very profitable and everybody knows it. i wait about an hour to have to get and then i have to pay $964. >> what? >> they have a tow fee, the ticket fees, and the impound lot daily storage fee. and it is a moneymaking machine. >> all right. how about code a couple extra fines be? especially since the ppa helps fund cash strapped schools in philly? turns out, they haven't been honoring their agreement with the city, withholding close to

$78 million because of alleged financial mismanagement. >> the money is not going to the schools. >> one group holding the parking authority accountable is the pay up ppa coalition. i met with organizer rochelle in one of philadelphia's historic green spaces. >> this is the ppa to have the philadelphia parking authority be accountable, be transparent, and you have a specific amount of funding every year to the school district of philadelphia. >> so and seven philadelphia, the parking authority's left over revenue goes to the transportation system? >> 45 million an estimate to the school district of philadelphia from the orange street parking, but the money is not going to the schools, which means, 1 of 2 things or maybe both. one, they were lying, or two, that the leadership, both their director and the board are

grossly incompetent. >> in your opinion, is getting ticketed, towed by the ppa a rite of passage for philadelphia residents? >> i don't know if it is a rite of passage but probably everybody can check that off their list. i mean, i have been towed. my husband has been towed. we all get tickets. i mean, it is part of life. they go there goes one right there. that is one of our guys right now, getting a ticket as they speak they are good luck trying to fight that. >> what can philadelphians do to combat some of the corruption of the ppa other than through batteries or riot on broad street? >> i think there is some room in between those two things. i think they need to ask questions. show up at the parking authority board meeting, and say, pay up, ppa. >> it was time for the ppa to pay up, so i did what any good citizen would. i went into the ppa unsolicited with a camera and microphone. >> how are you doing? you probably know who i am but i am michael kosta with "the daily show" and i just wanted to talk to somebody on

camera about the ppa's courtesy tow policy? >> we are going to have to ask you to step back over and we can't have this interview. >> so i'm being asked to leave? >> you. >> okay. do you mind if i use your toilet? i got a bus about to leave the station. thank you. i just wanted to talk to you, but i got courtesy towed out of there. so there you have it come it, philadelphians. the ppa is screwing you and your public schools over. the good news is, i'm a new yorker. i don't have to give a shit about any of this. son of a bitch! what the [bleep] is this? ♪ ♪ 175 bucks? [bleep] this city and [bleep] the ppa! [cheers and applause] >> jordan: thank you, michael. when we come back, john heilemann will be joining me on the show. don't go away. [cheers and applause]

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my guest tonight is a bestselling author, chief political columnist, and partner at puck, and host of the "impolitic" podcast. please welcome john heilemann! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] i knew there would be some wu tang apparel when you walked out here. >> actually, you sung the praises of wu tang at the chicago convention show. >> jordan: you saw that? >> of course i did. you talked about that era was the four best years of american history. after all the discussion we had on my podcast last week about the food of chicago -- >> jordan: yes, i was slumming it and i did your podcast. >> he did and he was great. he was great. you got to listen to it, "impolitic with john heilemann." here's the thing -- >> jordan: good promo. >> so you didn't come to philly.

>> jordan: i didn't. >> you know what they make in philly? >> jordan: what do they make? >> cheesecakes, cheesesteaks famously. there's two famous cheesesteak makers. there's two of them. these were purchased after -- in the middle, about 3:00 a.m. 3:00 a.m. >> jordan: pat's and geno's. >> pat's and geno's right next to each other. geno's. we don't have to eat it now because i know eating on the air is not cool but i wanted to make sure you had an offering. an offering! >> jordan: what do you think these people want to see, john? this is the smartest audience on television. [cheers and applause] let's do it. we are going to [bleep] do it. i will tell you what, we are going to do it. this is all going to live on the web now because this interview has already gone 17 minutes into -- so i'm starting with my geno's. as i'm trying this, i want you to encapsulate, as if we are eating in philadelphia, your experience last night at the

debate in philadelphia. >> oh, my god, well -- >> jordan: could these things be more oddly phallic? i know, sub sandwiches are phallic but when you make it cold, it feels -- right? >> i wouldn't say oddly phallic. i would just say plainly phallic. >> jordan: plainly phallic. >> phallic to the max. all right. the debate. he is getting more. >> jordan: i'm a man of the people. i love your cold, wet meats. you were there. >> you want to know about the debate. you guys want to know about the debate? [cheers and applause] first thing's first. she kicked his ass. [cheers and applause] for a candidate who is in their first general election presidential debate, bill clinton and others would say, americans are watching to see whether they can imagine this person as the commander in chief, as president of the united states. can they go toe-to-toe with an

adversary in the moment? do they command the debate? is the image of command left in people? it is a plausibility test. i just think there is no one with eyes in their head who didn't think that kamala harris was the one who commanded the stage last night. and that is why, between the dial groups and just the plain, obvious thing that trump, as maniacal, irrational, mentally, psychologically, emotionally, spiritually failing as he is at this moment, she was, you know, was she perfect? no, but she was strong, right? and i think that she came across as strong and she decided to play that prosecutor role and she played really well. she was incredibly well prepared. i had thought as i heard about the dial groups from the insiders of the campaign. david binder, the focus group polling impresario from obama who is now working for harris, they are not champagne popping types. they try to keep -- but they were metaphorically popping

champagne corks last night at how well their candidate did. in the trump world, they were popping, like, klonopin, but when those guys showed up, i look at them, they were like, those guys are either very, very sad, very, very drugged up, or someone killed their pets. maybe -- they look like a bunch of guys who had their cats and dogs taken by some imaginary haitians in ohio. >> jordan: take it from this sad man in the skechers. be sure to check out john's column puck and his podcast, "impolitic with john heilemann." we're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]

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to 57568 or by going to the link below. now here it is, your "moment of zen." >> okay, michael steele, you were quite animated when i saw you in the hallway earlier, about -- >> trying to be good. >> i'm going to see what you told me, what you told me in the hallway. what was your debate on the debate? ♪ ♪ >> mtv. ♪ ♪ ♪♪ guess who's back ♪

♪ back again ♪ ♪ shady's back ♪ ♪ tell a friend ♪ ♪ guess who's back ♪ ♪ guess who's back ♪ ♪ guess who's back ♪ ♪ guess who's back ♪ ♪ guess who's back ♪ ♪ guess who's back ♪ ♪ guess who's back ♪ ♪ da da da da ♪ ♪ da da da-da-da ♪ ♪ da da da da ♪ ♪ well look what the stork brung ♪ ♪ little baby devil ♪ ♪ with the forked tongue (ah) ♪ ♪ and it's stickin' out yeah ♪ ♪ like a sore thumb (bleh) ♪ ♪ with a forehead that it ♪ ♪ grew horns from (look) ♪ ♪ still a white jerk (it's him) ♪ ♪ pullin' up in a chrysler ♪ ♪ to the cypher ♪ ♪ with the vics percs ♪ ♪ and a bud light shirt ♪ ♪ lyrical technician (yeah) ♪ ♪ an electrician (yeah) ♪ ♪ y'all light work ♪ ♪ and i don't gotta play pretend ♪ ♪ it's you ♪ ♪ i make believe (what) ♪ ♪ and you know ♪ ♪ i'm here to stay 'cause me (why) ♪ ♪ if i was to ever take a leave (what) ♪ ♪ it would be aspirin to break a feve' (yeah) ♪ ♪ if i was to ask for megan thee (what) ♪ ♪ stallion if she would collab with me ♪ ♪ would i really have a shot at a feat ♪ ♪ i don't know but i'm glad to be back like ♪ ♪ abra-abracadabra ♪ ♪ (and for my last trick) ♪ ♪ i'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh ♪ ♪ (like) ♪ ♪ abra-abracadabra ♪

>> hands up, come on! ♪ just like that and i'm back bro ♪ ♪ now back in the days ♪ ♪ of old me (when) ♪ ♪ right around the time ♪ ♪ i became a dope fiend (oh) ♪ ♪ ate some codeine ♪ ♪ as a way of coping (mm) ♪ ♪ taste of opiates case of o.e ♪ ♪ turned me into smiley face emoji (woo) ♪ ♪ my may not be age-appropriate ♪ ♪ but i will hit ♪ ♪ an eight-year-old in the face ♪ ♪ with a participation trophy ♪ ♪ plus i have zero doubts ♪ ♪ that this whole world's 'bout ♪ ♪ to turn into some girl scouts ♪ ♪ that censorship bureau's out to ♪ ♪ so when i started this verse ♪ ♪ it did start off lighthearted at first ♪ ♪ but it feels like i'm targeted ♪ ♪ mind-bogglin' how ♪ ♪ my profit has skyrocketed ♪ ♪ look what i pocketed ♪ ♪ yeah the is just like y'all ♪ ♪ had been light joggin' and ♪ ♪ i've been runnin' at full speed ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm ahead ♪ ♪ like my noggin' and i'm the fight y'all get in ♪ ♪ when you debate who the best ♪ ♪ but opps i'm white chalkin' when ♪ ♪ i step up to that mic cock it then ♪ ♪ oh my god it's him not again ♪ ♪ abra-abracadabra ♪ ♪ (and for my last trick) ♪ ♪ i'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh (like) ♪ ♪ abra-abracadabra ♪

♪ (and for my last trick poof) ♪ ♪ just like that and i'm back bro ♪ ♪ sometimes i wonder what ♪ ♪ the old me'd say (if what) ♪ ♪ if he could see the way ♪ ♪ is today (look at this ♪ he'd probably say that ♪ ♪ everything is gay (like happy) ♪ ♪ what's my name what's my name ♪ ♪ (slim shady) ♪ ♪ somebody save me ♪ ♪ me from myself ♪ ♪ i've spent so long ♪ ♪ livin' in hell ♪ ♪ they say my lifestyle ♪ ♪ is bad for my health ♪ ♪ it's the only thing ♪ ♪ that seems to help ♪

♪ another pill as i start to spiral ♪ ♪ message to my daughters ♪ ♪ i don't even deserve the father title ♪ ♪ hailie i'm so sorry i know ♪ ♪ i wasn't there for your first guitar recital ♪ ♪ didn't walk you down the aisle ♪ ♪ missed the birth of your first child ♪ ♪ your first podcast lookin' down sweetie ♪ ♪ i'm so proud of how you turned out ♪ ♪ sorry that i chose drugs ♪ ♪ and put 'em above you ♪ ♪ sorry that i didn't love you enough to ♪ ♪ give 'em up how the do i not love ♪ ♪ you more than a pill ♪ ♪ lookin' up to the ceilin' ♪ ♪ from this floor wonder will ♪ ♪ somebody save me ♪ ♪ me from myself ♪ ♪ i've spent so long ♪ ♪ livin' in hell ♪ ♪ they say my lifestyle ♪ ♪ is bad for my health ♪ ♪ it's the only thing ♪ ♪ that seems to help ♪

♪ alaina, sorry that you had to hear me fall in the bathroom ♪ ♪ sorry that i missed your gradu— ♪ ♪ wait, nate, i should just congratulate you ♪ ♪ on being a dad to carter and liam, look at you ♪ ♪ little bro, sorry i left you ♪ ♪ sorry that i'll never get to ♪ ♪ hold or hug my little nephews ♪ ♪ stevie, i'm sorry, i missed you ♪ ♪ grow up and i didn't get to ♪ ♪ be the dad i wanted to be to you ♪ ♪ things i wanted to see you do ♪ ♪ this is my song from me to you ♪ ♪ sorry i gave up, but i'm just so defeated ♪ ♪ god, what the do you want me to do? ♪ ♪ i'm a lost cause ♪ ♪ baby don't waste your time on me ♪ ♪ i'm so damaged beyond repair ♪ ♪ life has shattered my hopes and my dreams ♪ ♪ i'm a lost cause ♪ ♪ baby don't waste your time on me ♪ ♪ i'm so damaged beyond repair ♪

♪ life has shattered my hopes and my dreams ♪ ♪ somebody save me ♪♪ [cheers and applause] >> announcer: it's the 2024 of video music awards live new york tonight we celebrate iconic music. karol g, dj khaled, rauw alejandro. >> what's good? >> yuki chiba, ll cool j, flavor flav.

>> for god and for the gays! >> i love you, new york! >> and a performance by tonight's video van katy perry. vma's, make some noise for your host megan thee stallion! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> megan: okay! [cheers and applause] wow!

[chanting "megan"] okay, okay, okay. for real, for real. hey! [cheers and applause] what's up, everybody? how are you all feeling tonight? all of it, there's a lot of hotties here tonight. tonight we are celebrating 40 years of the vmas! [applause] i am your host megan thee stallion! [cheers and applause] i'm from houston! shout out to simone biles! [cheers and applause] she let me borrow this. i just added a few things! i also gotta give a shout out to my hotties! [cheers and applause]

my hate-ies because i know y'all watching too. as you can see, i'm repping team vma. and tonight vma stands for the "voluptuous megan awards." [cheers and applause] clearly, i deserve a gold medal for being a bad bitch. now to present our first award. he's the public enemy icon who introduced us to some of the baddest women that we know in reality tv. now he's teaching us water polo and she's a two-time olympian! give it up for my girl jordan chiles and flava flav! [applause] ♪ ♪

>> flav: yo, what's up, vmas? yo, check this out. this is sh an honor to be standing right next to jordan chiles. you know what? i just wanted to turn this into a olympic moment if you don't mind. yo, jordan, i know they tried to take your metal away from you, you know what i'm saying? but you know what? [boos] i got you something they can't take away from you. [cheers and applause]

>> jordan: wow, i don't even know what to say here, thank you so much! he's stylish, stylish! >> flav: as you all know, i'm an official sponsor for the united states olympic water polo team! that's why i wanted to turn this into a olympic moment, jordan, all right? >> jordan: thank you so much. >> flav: guess what else, i've got your prize money too. i got that for you, i got that for you. >> jordan: thank you, thank you. >> flav: when i got that party money for you, i just wanted to

surprise you with that i didn't want to say anything back stage by jordan, you do your thing. congratulations, you deserve everything. >> jordan: thank you, what an honor, what an honor, flav, now let's give out the first vma of the night! here are the nominees for best collaboration. >> announcer: best collaboration. jung kook featuring latto "seven." drake featuring sexyy red and sza, "rich baby daddy." jessie murph featuring jelly roll, "wild ones." glorilla and megan thee stallion, "wanna be."

taylor swift featuring post malone, "fortnight." post malone featuring morgan wallen "i had some help." >> jordan: and the vma goes to... taylor swift, "fortnight"! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> taylor: thank you, how are

you! you're so sweet to me, thank you! thank you very much. >> swifties in the building! >> you are so nice to me. you guys, i wanted to say waking up this morning in new york on september 11th, i've been thinking about what happened 23 years ago. everyone who lost a loved one, everyone that we lost, and that's the most important thing about today. and everything that happens tonight -- [cheers and applause] but it's so amazing to have the opportunity to thank and honor the people who work so hard with me on this video. there is a very clear reason why post malone is everyone in music's favorite person to collaborate with.

[cheers and applause] and it is because you are so ridiculously talented, you are so versatile, and you are the most down-to-earth person. it honestly, so unfailingly polite, it has taken me forever to get him to stop calling me ma'am. do you want to say something? >> yes, ma'am. [cheers and applause] taylor is... >> [laughs] >> absolutely lost for words, one of the most kind and talented people i have ever had the honor of knowing. just the amount of work and care and love she puts into everything she does for the music video -- i watched her tied up to like the operating

table thing in the music video and she was just directing the music video from there. it was pretty badass. but i just wanted to say thank you so very much for listening at thank you so very much, taylor, and i love you very much. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> announcer: please welcome addison rae. [cheers and applause] >> addison: hello, this next artist is a trailblazing global superstar. her stadium tour was the highest grossing ever for a latin woman and her latest album made history as the first all-spanish number one by a female artist. after an unforgettable performance at last year's vmas she's back to do it again!

give it up for karol g! [cheers and applause] >> hello, vmas, are we ready to party? ♪ ♪ familia. estamos listos para la fiesta. ♪ usted cerca me pone peligrosa ♪ ♪ por un besito hago cualquier cosa ♪ ♪ la novia suya me pone celosa ♪

♪ y aunque es hermosa, ey ♪ ♪ no te va a tratar como yo ♪ ♪ no te va a besar como yo ♪ ♪ no está tan rica así como yo ♪ ♪ ella es tímida y yo no ♪ ♪ con estas ganas que tengo yo ♪ ♪ me atrevo a comerme a los do' ♪ ♪ hoy estás jangueando con ella ♪ ♪ pero, después tal vez no ♪ ♪ ¿qué hubiera sido? ♪ come on! ♪ si antes te hubiera conocido ♪ ♪ seguramente ♪ ♪ estarías bailando esta conmigo ♪ ♪ no como amigos, ey ♪ ♪ ¿qué hubiera sido? ♪ ♪ ay, si antes te hubiera conocido ♪ ♪ seguramente ♪ ♪ estarías bailando esta conmigo ♪ ♪ no como amigos, ey ♪ ♪ y yo te veo y no sé cómo actuar ♪ ♪ bebé, pa' conquistarte ♪ ♪ que me pasen el manual ♪ ♪ espero lo que sea ♪ ♪ yo no me voy a quitar ♪ ♪ tengo fe que esos ojito' ♪

♪ un día me van a mirar ♪ ♪ yo me caso contigo ♪ ♪ mi nombre suena bien ♪ ♪ con tu apellido ♪ ♪ 'toy esperando ♪ ♪ el primer descuido ♪ ♪ pa' presentarte como mi marido ♪ ♪ yo me caso contigo ♪ ♪ mi nombre suena bien ♪ ♪ con tu apellido ♪ ♪ 'toy esperando el primer descuido ♪ ♪ pa' presentarte como mi marido ♪ ♪ no has entendido que ♪ ♪ no te va a tratar como yo ♪ ♪ no te va a besar como yo ♪ ♪ no está tan rica así como yo ♪ ♪ ella es tímida y yo no ♪ ♪ con estas ganas que tengo yo ♪ ♪ me atrevo a comerme a los do' ♪ ♪ hoy estás jangueando con ella ♪ ♪ pero, mmm, después tal vez no ♪ ♪ ¿qué hubiera sido? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ¿qué hubiera sido? ♪

come on! ♪ ¿qué hubiera sido? ♪ ♪ si antes te hubiera conocido ♪ ♪ seguramente ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ estarías bailando esta conmigo ♪ ♪ no como amigos, ey ♪ [cheers and applause] >> announcer: please welcome tinashe. [cheers and applause] >> tinashe: for the past 40 years, the mtv vmas have been

the platform to catapult new artists to a global audience and the vma for best new artist recognizes the breakout talents that are on the way to that superstar status. this year's winner will be joining a very exclusive list and you get to help decide. so vote now! >> the powers in your hands and you narrowed it down to three. tonight, chappell roan, gracie abrams, and tyla battle it out to grab the ultimate title. scan this qr code to vote on whatsapp or head to vote.mtv.com. see who takes home best new artist. >> announcer: coming up, we're just minutes away from k-pop princess lisa. her smash hits ruled the summer -- sabrina carpenter brings her number one album to the vmas. and later, katy perry accepts our highest honor, the video vanguard award!

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♪in your shower. ♪ ♪ in your power. ♪ ♪ seeing stars. ♪ ♪ oh my god. ♪ ♪ i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, ♪ ♪i luv it, i luv it, i luv it. ♪ ♪ i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it,♪ ♪i luv it, i luv it, i luv it. ♪ ♪ i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it,♪ ♪i luv it, i luv it, i luv it. ♪ ♪ i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, i luv it,♪ ♪ i luv it, i luv it, i luv it. ♪ ♪ lemons on the chain with the v cuts. ♪ ♪ lemons on the chain with the v cuts. ♪ ♪ lemons on their face,watch 'em freeze up. ♪ ♪ lemons on their face,watch 'em freeze up. ♪ (♪♪) (♪♪) ♪ slow down baby. ♪ bacardí toasts to the fans who luv it around the world no matter what the occasion. keep watching as camila cabello returns to the vma stage for a performance you don't wanna miss! ♪ oh my god. ♪ ♪ i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, ♪ ♪ i luv it, i luv it, i luv it, ♪ ♪ i luv it. ♪

>> vma flashback. >> we have a mad man, this guy is rock 'n' roll. he should be getting your award. ♪ ♪ ♪ baby, don't you want to dance up on me ♪ ♪ i'm a slave for you ♪ ♪ i cannot control it ♪ ♪ i'm a slave for you ♪ ♪ i won't deny it, i'm not trying to hide it. >> megan: okay, okay, stop the music, i'm just playing! i don't know this snake, this snake don't know me! oh, my god!

i tried to hold it down for britney. all right! this next presenter is an icon. and her new album, "infinite icon," is out now. give it up for my girl paris hilton! [applause] ♪ ♪ >> paris: two years ago this artist lit up this stage with the superstar k-pop group blackpink. tonight she makes her vma debut as a solo artist. that's hot. and she's sliving. give it up for lisa! ♪ here i go ♪ ♪ bangin' it, bangin' it ♪ ♪ wanna crack these walls ♪ ♪ bangin' it, bangin' it ♪ ♪ wanna echo through the halls ♪ ♪ pullin' up, fresh face, brand new día ♪

♪ soak up ♪ ♪ all new ♪ ♪ so i cut ♪ ♪ i go, go to the root ♪ ♪ off to bloom, yeah ♪ ♪ purple into gold ♪ ♪ pain has come and gone again ♪ ♪ walked through the fire ♪ ♪ i rediscover ♪ ♪ hit it when i serve ♪ ♪ bitch, you better swerve ♪ ♪ revving up my ah-ah-ah-ah-aura ♪ ♪ focus on my mind ♪ ♪ taking my time ♪ ♪ i'm a new woman, woman ♪ ♪ bitch, you better swerve ♪ ♪ revving up my ah-ah-ah-ah-aura ♪ ♪ focus on my mind ♪ ♪ taking my time ♪ ♪ i'm a new woman, woman ♪ ♪ face, eyes, body go wild ♪ ♪ you want this? ♪ ♪ i'm a new woman, woman ♪ ♪ eyes, i'm all about mind ♪

♪ you want this? ♪ ♪ i'm a new woman ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ gold teeth sittin' on the ♪ ♪ dash, she a rockstar ♪ ♪ make your favorite singer ♪ ♪ wanna rap, baby, la, la ♪ ♪ "lisa, can you teach me japanese?" ♪ ♪ i said hi hi ♪ ♪ that's my life, life ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a rockstar ♪ ♪ been on a mission, boy ♪ ♪ they call me catch-and-kill ♪ ♪ i'm stealin' diamonds, make them ♪ ♪ chase me for the thrill ♪ ♪ been mia, bkk so pretty ♪ ♪ every city that i go is my city ♪ ♪ gold teeth sittin' on the ♪ ♪ dash, she a rockstar ♪ ♪ make your favorite singer ♪ ♪ wanna rap, baby, la, la ♪ ♪ "lisa, can you teach me japanese?" ♪ ♪ i said hi hi ♪

♪ that's my life, life ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a rockstar ♪ ♪ i'm a rockstar ♪ ♪ i'm a rockstar ♪ ♪ it's not hype, hype ♪ ♪ baby, make you rock-hard ♪ ♪ make a wish, babe ♪ ♪ what you wanna do? ♪ ♪ dippin' outta big cities like a ponzu ♪ ♪ it's a fast life, it's an attitude ♪ ♪ put it on the calendar ♪ ♪ and tell me when to com? through ♪ ♪ yes, yes, i can spend it ♪ ♪ yes, yes, no pretendin' ♪ ♪ tight dress, lv sent it ♪ ♪ oh shit, lisa reppin' ♪ ♪ gold teeth sittin' on the dash ♪ ♪ she a rockstar ♪ ♪ make your favorite singer ♪ ♪ wanna rap, baby, la, la ♪ ♪ "lisa, can you teach me japanese?" i said hi hi ♪ ♪ that's my life, life ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a rockstar ♪ ♪ ooh, and the music goin' ♪ ♪ ooh, and the girls are posin' ♪ ♪ ooh, don't it get you in a mood? ♪ ♪ it's not hype, hype ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a rockstar ♪

♪ it's not hype, hype ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a rockstar ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's not hype, hype ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a rockstar ♪ [cheers and applause] >> shawn mendes debuting his new song "nobody knows" in three, two, one... ♪ ♪ ♪ when your touch walks me home ♪

♪ when you taste this good ♪ ♪ when the glitter is gold ♪ ♪ and it feels like it should ♪ ♪ when you're so in love ♪ ♪ and your souls touch ♪ ♪ but it's still not enough ♪ ♪ where does it go ♪ ♪ where does it go ♪ ♪ oh-oh, no ♪ ♪ (nobody knows) ♪ ♪ where the love goes ♪ ♪ when you're amateur drunk ♪

♪ and everyone knows it baby ♪ ♪ but you're the one ♪ ♪ and i live for those moments ♪ ♪ yeah yeah ♪ ♪ when the bottle is open ♪ ♪ anything can happen ♪ ♪ we're flying ♪ ♪ too close to the sun ♪ ♪ (am i the one) ♪ ♪ when you're so in love ♪ ♪ and your souls touch ♪ ♪ but it's still not enough ♪ ♪ where does it go ♪ ♪ where does it go ♪ ♪ oh-oh, no ♪ ♪ (nobody knows) ♪ ♪ oh oh yes ♪ ♪ where the love goes ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ where does it go ♪ ♪ where does it go yeah ♪ ♪ where the love goes ♪ ♪ where the love goes ♪ ♪ nobody knows ♪ [cheers and applause]

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: please welcome mexican superstar danna and big sean. [applause] >> they pass it from one shawn to another. shout out to eminem, shaboozey, a lot of people in the house. the vmas have always been devoted to elevating young and emerging artists. tonight our extended play stage presented by doritos will feature two who get to live their dream of performing for

one of music's biggest global audiences. >> first up covering michael jackson and shania! he's up for four vmas this year including song of the year. >> sean: give it up for teddy swims! ♪ something's got a hold of me lately ♪ ♪ no, i don't know myself anymore ♪ ♪ from tearin' the skin off my bones, don't you know ♪ ♪ i lose control ♪ ♪ when you're not next to me (when you're not here with me) ♪ ♪ i'm fallin' apart right in front of you, can't you see? ♪ ♪ i lose control ♪ ♪ when you're not next to me mm-hm ♪ ♪ yeah, you're breakin' my

heart, baby ♪ ♪ you make a mess of me ♪ >> coming up, sabrina carpenter gives us a taste of that espresso, and anitta takes us to paradise with the latest trends. and video vanguard award katy perry makes her way to the vma stage! >> the power was in your hands to make today's best new artist coming and you narrowed it down to three. scan the qr code to vote on wet sap, or to