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>> yeah. less clear. young turks played it a month ago. >> take out the base. sounds like they have added muffles. it's a stupid thing. ♪ ♪ >> go on girl. >> thank you. >> twenty-two minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph, phone number toll-free from anywhere. would you wowee. you are a professional audio engineer.

>> i have been doing that from time to time. >> have you listened to the enhanced? >> i just like the. >> 9-1-1 call of trayvon martin. >> like the enhanced picture of the back of his head. this enhanced audio of him, zim zimmerman saying supposedly f-ing rack yoon raccoons. he claims he was saying punches. it's less clear than the version the young turks were playing. >> wasn't that interesting? >> sounds like they chopped it up and played something backwards like john and yoko. nosh nosh. >> yeah. >> or, you know, the recordings from the tucker show. >> that's all crap. >> he made it -- >> by the way, punches, such a widely used phrase. >> you holligans. >> west side story. >> 50s. he didn't sound remotely.

>> aargh. it really is incredible. i was watching i don't know which relative it is with hannity. what is the point of this? they are trying it in the media. yeah, beating him. it doesn't pass the smell test. the shivered is completely clean and he is not injured. yeah. >> if you have any kind of head wound, it's going to bleed. a light gray shirt with not a spot of blood on it. the audio experts, you know, i just wonder if the koch brothers -- >> why am i not invited as someone who has paid to break my nose. i can attest that there is blood, a plastic surgeon. >> zapering and says zimmerman berry paul. >> he is here. ♪ >> i would like to point out

punches doesn't rhyme with spoons. >> also remember 10 days ago everyone's favorite black friend joe oliver said he was saying goons, f'ing goons. >> that's what the kids are saying these days. >> he is changing. >> goons, what's the difference popeye, the goon. >> if it were a police tape that tends to be somewhat suspicious suspicious. if i were wonder woman, i would lasso him with my golden laso. >> it was interesting seeing sean hannity insert his nose and saying we can't have a rush to judgment who called weiner a -- abnaweimer who steam voked shirley sherrod all she wanted. the done he will gang doppleganger

might be sending out as many as possible to poison any potential jury pool. that's why we are seeing this. it doesn't matter they are telling contradict occur stories. they will prejudice jurors who could be called to the case. >> i don't get why there hasn't been an arrest or an investigation. >> no. the grand jury is going to -- will find out if they recommend a trial or not. an indictment. but the thing is, you know this is what we have had to all of our right-wing friends. we have not saying throw him in jail. we are saying give him a fair trial the martin family deserves, a fair trial and walk away if he gets cleared. >> that's right. >> if you are a law and order conservative and you have no problem with a guy who shoved a cop and was arrested for it get carrying a concealed 9 millimeter and shooting an unarmed kid, that's not very police friendly. >> we have to flag rose anne she

tweeted zimmerman's actual arrest. >> that's so wrong even if it is his real address or fake address. you don't do that. if you are going to be a liberal, it sucks to be the good guy but you can't be proceed violent. >> i am brave because i run into her every now and again and i will have to hear it. >> we have we have her on the show every now and then. >> our friend eric golden wrote the conservatives don't understand the trayvon martin case. it's because he hasn't been arrested. they keep trying to say, why such a big story? it could have been any of our kids. not mine. i am a childless lose her. writing in the wall street two tragedies: first he was gunned downtown and the second is the liberal media and the increasingly redundant civil

rights establishment has exploited the boy's death, telling the man who admitted shooting him as not been arrested or charged with a crime. you can see the central reason why the martin story erupted in the national headlines. >> it. >> eric bullard nailing it as usual, joking about o'reilly there has to be a gag order. there is no case. how can there be a gag order? >> the whole point. there is no indictment no case. >> there is going to be a trial, a find day, granbury and bad forays relations. the media will make a lot of money from all the of eyeballs watching and discussing a lot of important things. it's not about race when you look at it. this was a bi racial man who shot a black teenager. it's not a black and white thing. he is half arabian. >> i don't understand. >> these outside instig ators causing this.

>> it is race relevant when you have him on tape 40 something times saying, black guys, black guys, suspicious black guys and a slur in the last case you are right, stephanie. you will hear zimmerman identify trayvon as a black male twice. he is a black male. blackmale, a sense of urgency. i told you it's a blackmale. >> he was a "calb". >> the guy did not say punk. there is no way he said that. >> he said holeigans and neer-do-wells. >> on the stephanie miller show! >>this is outrageous! [[vo]]cenk uygur calls out the mainstream media. >>the rest of the media seems like, "ho-hum, no big deal."

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>> what do you call it? >> the orphium. >> in phoenix and playing in madison and fort lauderdale. >> look at you. >> on the road. >> joe in chicago, you are on the stephanie miller show. hi, joe, welcome. >> hi stephanie? >> i love you. >> are you a caterpillar? >> yes. how dare you. you know what? i have been -- fly with this conversation. >> i think real quick, paul just spec lake paul ryan may be buying these tickets. please. >> please latch him to that budget. >> talking about the president. >> exactly. >> wonderful. >> i hope so. what did you think about his speech about the budget? i just thought, bam, right. >> i am shocked really at the amount of lies mitt romney gets away with. and if we had to talk about a

war, i think it will be the new mime. i will post it on my facebook daily kos has a piece about the lies mitt romney has told and president obama apologized for america, one of the finalists for liar of the year. the lies he told about the recovery blaming it on obama, it's astonishing especially that joseph doesn't check them out. >> by the way, you know headlines are starting to be new world for romney the all be certain romney broadening his pitch to independent and democrats. the flipflopping has gun already. i never thought i was severely conservative. >> i selfed preservative. trying to get those from santorum to vote for him, why would you consider paul ryan as your running mate? went through medicare with cue pons. >> it isn't about one person or one party? yes, one person for one party

that everybody hates. >> uh-huh. >> literally, if you look at the numbers, it's hilarious, the more that goes on, the more the numbers drop. >> exactly. >> you can't imagine how bloody he will be by the general. every single week his numbers go down and down and down. >> obama has almost a 20-point lead among women voters. this is mitt romney. you can't win the general election without 40% of the latino volley. greg gringo won't. >> mittens in pennsylvania. >> i need your help, you guys. as you know, i want to win pennsylvania in november. i am going to win pennsylvania in november. >> umm. >> i am going to buy it. i need your help, you guys with my seventeen cars. >> yeah. it irritates me, even the way he says you guys. >> you guys? >> you guys. >> i heard bond say that once in the '70s. hey, you guys. this guy calling obama out of

touch. >> that's like mitt romney calling obama hunk. >> out of touch and what was the other one? a flipflopper. ha-ha. he said i think everybody expects someone to win their home state. newt gingrich won his state. i won my state. i think people expect the senator to win his home state. doing the lowering expectations. >> spending a lot of money and he has out spent santorum so vastly when you consider the amount of money both campaigns have spent santorum is clearly the winner in most of these contests. santorum's only hope is to stay slaech until may and continue being a spoiler because, you know, texas, santorum is trying to convert texas into a winner take all state and that could be fascinating because he potentially lost 12 and now is trying to lose 2016. >> you think pennsylvania when we played philly, you thanked them for firing him. we should go back if they fire him twice. >> beautiful.

he is beautiful. >> deserves every turn i think. here is a little bit of too much information. it seems the string of away games for rick santorum it has taken a toll on his fresh massachusettsness massachusettsness. he shared details, i have been at home with my family days. now to do my laundry, pay bills, get clean underwear. >> ooh. he said that. >> oh, no. >> talk about dirty underwear? really? really? >> jfk makes him want to puke. okay. >> it's hard enough thinking about rick santorum underwear without thinking about it. okay. >> google rick santorum's under wear. >> his underwear is not even magical like mit's. >> stop it. george in or land 0, you are on the stephanie miller show. >> hi, stephanie. great to see you have a show. >> thank you. >> i want to go ahead and try to

clarify a few comments about george zimmerman. >> okay. >> number 1, a phone call that he made was not a 9-1-1 call. he called a police office desk, and he talked to a policeman. >> oh. >> right. >> the call that night. >> right. the officer took his information, dispatched a police officer to investigate the complaint. after the police officer told zimmerman that an officer was on the way, the police officer determined that zimmerman was pursuing the youth. >> right. >> he then told stimzimmerman: do not do that. >> right. >> florida law makes it a crime punishable by up to one year in jail for disobeying a police officer. >> yeah. >> with an occupy or land 0 person participating in disobeying a police officer, it ended up in a death.

>> and, george, that's a good point. i don't know what that would be. the person on the phone. when a police officer tells you we do not need you to do that. stop. the police are on their way, i mean -- >> he clearly violated the law. and once you violate the law, you cannot use the stand your ground law. >> exactly. >> it doesn't make sense. >> exact right, sir. >> claiming we want to go ahead and try the last offense that he did, let's go ahead and get him convicted of the first offense and then the last offense is much more difficult for him to defend defend. >> uh-huh. >> yeah. exactly. >> we are used to dealing with these callers, deputy doofas, step down, you are not the orange julius cop. >> the 911 call was from one of the neighbors that reported what was going on. and you hear a shot and a scream. >> you hear the guy with the 9 millimeter calling for help. sure. uh-huh. >> the caller is exactly right, george zimmerman precipitated

this by getting out of his car and so stand your ground doesn't apply to what he did. the creators say it doesn't apply to what he did. >> by the way, regardless of what exactly happened, john, who gives the right to defend yourself if a guy is stalking you with a gun? >> absolutely. >> that's the irony. they both claim to be using the stand your ground law for self defense. trayvon martin could which is why we are not saying throw the guy in jail or hang him. we are saying give us a trial. >> justice. forty-five minutes after the hour. the stephanie miller show. >> we have a nice time. >> it's the stephanie miller show.

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talking about trayvon and they can't justify he was unarmed but i don't understand. this guy is twice his age, twice his weight he is pursuing him. trayvon knew he had every right to be there. trayvon had the right to defend himself against this lunatic. wouldn't he be standing his ground? >> absolutely. i was hoping we would see conserve trivs conservatives and liberals agree. pat buchanan did. >> i was watching. the clip from hannity that made me sad. it's like really? this has become another left-right issue and you have to defend this guy for killing an unarm teen? >> they are trying to say that. there are conservatives outraged about this. on cnn, i was talking about the guy from the urban league. it's not racially pollarizing. there are thousands and millions outraged about this. it's along racial lines.

no. it is not. there are millions of white people disgusted at this and are getting involved in it. if the naacp and urban league will play it tup. it's not a black and white thing. it's a justice thing. >> earlier they used the opportunity to smear the entire civil rights movement. what? all right. jean in minneapolis on trayvon. hi, jean. >> morning, stephanie. >> good morning. >> i think one of the things liberals have been magnificent about is really using social media to hold people accountable. >> yeah. >> i believe there is going to be justice for trayvon because this. i want to just remind people to make sure that they respond to things like colorchange.org has a petition going to call out corporations who are supporting alec, the american legislative exchange council. >> yeah. >> there have been several pepsi kraft stopped funding alec.

there are other corporations like wal-mart that have not stopped and they need to be called out and people can have a say about this. >> yeah. >> if they talk in numbers. >> yeah. >> they dropped their membership. >> two things about colorofchange, they are doing great work and van jones. he has been on our show. >> yeah, he will be on our show soon, too. he is hot. >> all right. >> you know sometimes if you have someone on a radio show, you can see them. cath kathy in brooklyn. >> he is hot. he is so hot. he really is. i have a theory, and i want to be the first one to say it about the romney's running mate. i think they need a woman because things have gone so well with women in their party. >> yeah. >> i think they are going to go.

i just talked this yesterday with nikki haley. >> it could happen. >> i think so. she is a woman. they need a woman. >> she wants a little time. >> she is a seikh. >> she converted to christian christianity. >> something like nowamarowanda. >> political right. mormonism. >> exactly. i think she might be a secret they are keeping. >> really? >>. >> i don't know. >> all right. everybody. >> she has a new book out she is making the rounds and conveniently came out around the time they are starting to think about the vp pick. >> this is fun. >> where she says women don't care about birth control. >> by the way, this is what is fun about having a t.v. show. anybody with a phone they can dial can be a t.v. pundit. nikki haley. >> i am hoping it's marco rubio just for the debates with joe

biden. i think we are really for the comb-over versus plugged vp capdate. >> the other most awkward moment to the campaign trail this week involving the most awkward man in the world mitt romney was actually ann romney. yes realize that was a question she was asked on the radio show. do you have to fight back when my husband isn't zipped? i guess we better unzimp him and let the real mitt romney out. you heard him say. >> unzip him. >> no. not at all. >> i was fooled by the five kids but i guess not. >> they have never been in twin bathtubs. their kitchen has never turned into a waterfall. >> with rush limbaugh's viagra. >> allen, hi. >> i was wondering and i hope david is a political expert and i am looking at the post today

on page a-2. there is a picture and i keep seeing these pictures of romney standing on a platform. this one with nikki haley and pointing somewhere and smiling really big like he sees like an old friend or something. >> right. >> these pictures keep surfacing. who is he seeing out there. >> yeah. >> this imaginary friend. >> probably some new object like he hasn't named a tree or a car. >> looking daz heed and smallmiling. >> you know they don't know anyone they are pointing at. you. ah-ha. >> i know you. i know you. >> i know you. >> no, you don't. richard in columbus, you are on the stephanie miller show. >> hi. i was just wondering, there is event going toing to be in the trayvon martin case i don't remember zimmerman is eventually going to be sued for wrongful death. i was wondering, can the state of florida issue -- would they

be sued as well? they are just as much at fault. >> i don't know. there is a lot of this speculation going around richard, particularly if he was an official neighborhood watch captain, can the gated community be sued? i think there is a lot of legal issues. but i think it has to start with getting corrected and there being an actual investigation. >> yeah. >> by the way, i for the gore to mention this is brought to you by gotomeeting. try it free. click on the try it button and type in the code stephanie. a sexy liberal all three hours in the new york bureau. umm. all of the clothes on the stephanie miller show.

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reading your love letters. >> stephanie does not know what that is. please don't enlighten her. the music playing is from the romeo and juliette film right? >> no it's now from porn. >> but it's classy porn. >> the signal for wct will be low. sorry to switch to the republican channel. i was wondering what you guys thought about -- they are saying george zimmerman had nothing to do with race, and he was maybe just obsessed with being a cop, and he had called like 90 different times on other people for other things -- >> except that he mentioned race in almost every call. >> yeah, like three black guys trying to break into their own car. >> but he only shot one person

you know? and that happened to be trayvon martin. >> yeah, john you brought up the thing, he reported people with the slim jim. so maybe he was just prejudice against people with snack foods. >> yeah. >> they were trying to get into their own car. >> this is very premature, just a rumor i would love it if somebody could look this up, but i just got tweeted that the cop who arrested george zimmerman may have been an african american female. >> yes. hello, bill, in rochester. >> hello, sister sleaze. >> oh, boy my past has caught up with me. >> we remember.

the philly television station director for rochester. >> awesome. go ahead. >> i was wanting to know who is directing your current tv video, because it looks like it is an automated -- >> yes, there are robotic cameras in here. there are not actual humans. >> but the people in the control room do a great job. >> they are. >> i want to say something about the trayvon martin thing and the legalistic -- not that i'm a lawyer, but i played one on tv. the cop said are you following him, and he says yes, i am and the cop says the words are important, the cop says we don't need you to do that. he doesn't say don't do that. which when you get in the courtroom the people -- >> well, yeah. i suppose -- i get your point. >> i want to see this guy go to

jail more than anybody, but you are getting into legalese there. >> yeah, but you could make the claim that that was a clear director rather than suggesting, saying we don't need to do that is a way of saying don't do that. >> yeah. let's go to lewis in louisiana. >> hey, steph, the gop they can dish out all kind of venomous words against the president and when he jump back on them they be crying like a baby. >> i know, they become a bunch of whiners. >> yeah, he is partisan and laying out plans, and stuff. >> the whine whine whine plan. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i love -- i love the headlines, "politico"'s headline is the far right-wing back mitt. i think that will be the bumper

sticker. "politico" said it was all right, fine. it's over. a reluctant acceptance that he would be the republican presidential nominee. he said this is the forced march to mitt-dom. >> the ogden mitt march. >> one scenario is when he gets a boot during the election. can he win? if not should he be replaced with someone who can win? the gop ought to dump him and replace him at the convention with someone who can. >> that's a fair argument. [ applause ]

>> really, when you look at the amount of money that he has out spend santorum by and is still barely winning and without gingrich santorum could have won a lot of those states. i think it would be bad for the democrats and obama were they to do this. because they have a chance of getting a new fresh face, and it could wind up -- a chris christie, for example -- >> that could take a lot of people. >> flipping the switch like that could be bad for obama election. >> yeah. back with more. >> not bad like frisbee golf, i'm glad i tried it once. >> announcer: it's the

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restaurant to make their med-med-medicine. >> i got on a party trip with lindsay lohan. mike in l.a. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, mike. >> hi guys. beavers may be cute and amazing but there are serious risks to introducing them to the land. they have a pair cite. >> beavers are actually biological monogamous. along with the dyk, dyk. >> okay. all right.

okay. >> and the gibbon. >> mike in michigan. hello, mike. >> hello. i was a lit offended by the ul siding with zimmerman. >> we're not. >> i say we want the judiciary to work. >> i'm talking about the usual suspects where everybody lines up left and right, it's a black and whitish you. they use this as an opportunity to smear civil rights leaders. >> all right. >> i pointed out last week the entire group including pat buchanan agreed he needed to be tried. >> okay. it sounded like you were just going straight conservative. which i am a conservative but i would rather have the judiciary

system do what it is supposed to do. everybody is taking this is what i assume. we have these rallies with hoodies going on across the whole united states. >> because this guy made racial comments in 40-something 911 calls, so that's why. when people are talking about the racial aspect because there is a racial aspect. >> at some point in their life has used a racial slur -- >> but not before -- but not before we killed someone. >> this is a guy that used it repeatedly before he shot an unarmed black teenager. >> and again, mike as a conservative even you have to agree respectfully if this had been a black man that shot an unarmed white teenager he would have been in jail that night. right? >> i'm not going to argue

against it because if you look statistically who is involved in the majority of the crime. >> i think you are not actually a conservative. >> -- detroit if you look at statistically what happens in detroit. >> what do you mean? >> look at detroit. look at how it has been run down, look at -- you know. >> you are talking about poverty, not race. >> and again typically poverty goes along with race. >> oh. >> oooooooooh. >> more -- a -- more white people are on food stamps than black people you know. >> well they are a larger portion of the population -- >> but it is a fact. >> and they also got a bit of a head start again -- again -- sorry, generationally not having been brought here to be human livestock. >> nobody wants that. >> exactly. >> maybe i'm way off track here

but back to the zimmerman, trayvon thing, what everybody needs to understand is to let the judiciary system, and the police do that work -- >> i agree. >> -- and it's terrible -- >> we're only advocating for an arrest and trial. >> you're not saying black people ruined detroit, right? >> no, but they compile the politicians -- >> corrupt politicians -- >> there's no good politician out there. >> oh. >> check out bernie sanders, he will be a hero to you. >> get an average joe in there. >> like a plumber. >> and they will listen to the people. >> check out bernie sanders, man, he'll turn you on. >> i say come to the light. he needs to have happy clappiness rub off on him. >> that's where current is here. >> yes. we'll be right back on the

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>>this is outrageous! [[vo]]cenk uygur calls out the mainstream media. >>the rest of the media seems like, "ho-hum, no big deal." we've have no choice, we've lost our democracy here. just refreshing to hear.

no other television show does that. we're keeping it real. ♪ >> fantastic. >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> it is the "stephanie miller show." 34 minutes after the hour. chris loves courtney. >> yes she and i im each other during the show, and we get along great because we're relentlessly perky and happy. >> up with people. >> yeah. >> i used an emotion con the

other day. i need to use my emoticon. >> oh, my god, you really are stuck in 1987 aren't you in >> uh-huh. bill in l.a., good morning, bill. >> i think i have an explanation of the inexplainable behavior of the zimmerman family. the mother and father have a history in the legal profession. this could end up being a death-penalty case. >> but you expect them to stand up for their son. >> the president is speaking live. >> she was smart and tough -- >> he is talking about his mom.

>> mom. >> -- eventually she rose from being a secretary to a vice president. and i'm convinced she would have been the best president that bank had ever seen if she had gotten the chance but at some point she hit the glass ceiling, and for a big chunk of her career, she watched other men that she had trained, younger men that she had trained, pass her up that ladder. and then there's the woman who once advised me at the law firm in chicago where we met. [ laughter ] >> michelle right? >> yes. >> once -- [ laughter ] >> she gave me very good advice. that's why i decided to marry her. >> this just in, he is beating mitt romney by a thousand points among women voters so that was

really not even necessary. >> yeah. >> mitt romney said i think they should let women into augusta too. >> wow. >> he is the first republican to think so. >> santorum agreed. >> well, he had to say that -- >> edgy call. wasn't it? edgy call. >> because the president of ibm is a woman. >> mitt romney leads him on women who hate women. >> exactly. >> this president has an anti energy president. and if i'm president i'm make sure we get that gas, oil, and coal, and build that pipeline to bring more oil to america. >> i will have a lot of gas if

you are appointed president. >> it won't bring more oil into this country. it will all go to china and india. our number 2 export is oil. >> exactly. that gas will go into the world market where we will buy it back. >> exactly. it is all going to go to the oil companies that own the republican party. >> yep. >> we're hearing a lot about how gas prices went to record highs over george w. bush. and now they are blaming it on obama. liberals didn't blame george w. bush for the high gas prices. er willals were disgusted because he was a puppet of the oil companies. and bush promised he would keep them low, by getting on the phone and i'm quoting, job boning opec.

>> by the way we found out the president is being a thug and going all gangster. this is the only branch who is unelected. some judges given the chance to make law instet of interpreting. george w. bush said that. >> nobody accused him of being all gangster. >> yeah. >> i love all of the ice puffy people. >> mitt romney talking about the president. >> we have a president who i think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at harvard

perhaps, but maybe not enough time working in the real word. [ laughter ] >> yeah. looky here. mitt romney used to drag about getting two degrees at harvard. he spent four years there at harvard. >> mitt is a lot like harvard, he is old money, made of bricks and wants you to forget about george w. bush. >> yeah he used to brag about his tenure there, as did his wife anne -- >> i was thinking of judith ivy. >> i like ann romney. she is a knockout. >> yeah, she is very nice. >> let me say something nice about a republican for once. [ laughter ] >> what did you say? >> never mind. >> i missed it.

>> it was a good thing you did. >> she can up zip me any time. i'll let her stab me-to-the roof. >> all right. chicks dig president obama. >> stand up to politicians who want to deny millions of women to care they rely on. let's be clear here, women are not an interest group. >> thank you. >> what a sluggish gangster thing to say. >> exactly. the president's carney yesterday. >> we are focusing on women because there are a number of issues that are important with regards to women and the economy, women and safety, and women and education. >> what is his name reince prebus -- >> reince preibus! say it with a german accent. >> he is a little -- he is just

a jerk. he compares the war on women to the war on caterpillar. >> he is a jerk that makes no sense. >> right, yeah. he blamed the media for trumping up a supposedly fictional attack on well's right. fictional? state after state they are making these laws. >> forced rape in order to get an abortion. >> yeah. if the media said there was a war on >> captioner: we would have a war on >> captioner: . >> it like the broccoli analogy. >> the president is like an italian prisbow cap -- captain

that committed manslaughter. what? >> you were talking earlier about romney's vp vetting, and the fact he doesn't have a lot of congressional member support. do you think he might go for paul ryan? he's a tea party kid and the house just approved his budget -- >> i hope the goes with press release. >> that will humanize him. >> exactly. and last week he was his partner in crime in wisconsin with the sandwich thing, so you wonder if they aren't ready to go for more criminal activity. >> i see the free sandwiches -- it actually was a campaign violation, john. it's free stuff for votes. >> yeah. >> thinking about sandwiches. >> huh. >> mitt romney trying to get the chicks back on his side. >> the issue women care about the most is the economy and

getting good jobs for their kids and for themselves. >> yes and also not state-sponsored rape with the transvaginal probes. >> they don't care about that. nicki said that. >> nicki also said the government was going to force you to take contraception. >> they do care about jobs but all mitt is selling you is the same exact crap bush did with a different hat. >> ray in chicago. >> hey, how are you doing? this is a true brother of the "stephanie miller show." >> thank you. >> and i just want to make a point to one of your callers who didn't understand what the hoodie march was about. a lot of people are making a point that you shouldn't be

judged by what you got on. george zimmerman made a judgment about a young kid in a hoodie with skittles and all of a sudden feared for his life over a 17 year old. i'm -- you know, i'm professionally black now. >> how long did you practice? >> oh, about 40 years. >> great, awesome. >> i just got good at it. >> you get tired of moonlighting on the weekend. >> i'm making a point to bring the angry black man back. i have to wake up on the wrong side of the bed just like anybody else. that doesn't mean i'm going to do anything, i just got to have coffee like everybody else. >> that's more the cranky black man. >> all right. back with more of the "stephanie miller show." >> wow, i don't believe it. this is too good to be real. of course this is real.

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new numbers regarding autism. it is currently now at 1 in 88. nobody is bringing up the fact this study was done in 2008 based on children that were born in the year 2000. so this number is over a generation old. and so if you take the cdc's actual number and multiply it by the percentage increase each year that say they is only 12%, and actually it's about 17%, the kids born this year will have a chance of 1 in 19 of becoming autistic. >> that number also factors into the umbrella for diagnosing autism including high-functioning -- >> but it's all from the vaccines -- >> that's not proven. >> yeah, that's a big

controversy, and i appreciate that as a debate, but there's just not the evidence for it. a lot of people feel it and it's a debate that deserves to be heard, but it's not a proven fact. >> nancy from indianapolis. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi. great to talk to you guys. i wanted to ask i don't always catch everything on the radio -- >> what? >> -- has anyone talked to zimmerman easemental health issues? >> right. >> i haven't heard anyone talk about it. do we know anymore about that? >> that will be the crux of the defense. the fact that a previous girlfriend got a restraining order against him. and don't be surprised if you

see part of the defense argument to take that into account and have a mental health defense. >> exactly what do you base 40-something calls to 911. paranoia, vigilanteism or just a duffis that wants to be a cop. >> it is not a crime to be a duffis in america. >> it is caused by vaccine. >> that's not proven. >> all right. reince preibus -- that's german for rinse what? >> the democrats said we had a war on cater pillars and every main treatment media outlet talked about having a war with caterpillars, then we would have a war on caterpillars.

>> we have a clever guy in the department -- >> just when you thought no one could be worse at that job than michael steele. >> even his metaphor sucks. >> yeah what in >> the whole war on women really was invented to take people's eyes off of the prize which is the economy. >> huh uh-huh. >> and when you look at those things, the president not doing so well? >> yeah, that's absolutely right steve. it was contrived and manufactured from the get-go. we know that from the young women's past political history, and as is the case with obama and his chicago team it is always about the distraction. >> gangster. thugs. >> yeah. >> manufactured. >> yeah, that is the thing there is law after law and not just in state after state, but they

keep saying the liberal media is talking about contraception. rick santorum brought it up. >> yeah, and it wasn't the chicago recollection squad that decided to have rush limbaugh call women sluts. >> yeah. and the dana show. >> they are desperate they are throwing things at the wall. so what progressives have figured out, and they have been doing this for longer than i have been alive, but they have really refined it they are able to really, really target and hone in on objects. >> huh? >> progressives will target businesses and try to shut them down if they support those who try to shut them down. >> fashionism is a right-wing phenomenon. it is impossible to be a liberal

fascist. it's like saying hot ice, jumbo shrimp, or jessica simpson music. it doesn't exist. dana lohse is proof that they will give any conservative a microphone. >> peter johnson, who's name is peter johnson. >> the world has a constitutional view of this president and it's going to set into place a great political issue for 2012 and the political issue is isolate and intimidate the supreme court and set upon the supreme court, fear and loathing. >> it's a hostage crisis now. he has gone gangster. >> yes. >> when the supreme court gives republicans what they want their are constitutionalist. when they don't they are

activists. any questions children in >> no. no. memo to fox bush criticized. obama is correct, by the way conservatives have for years rallied against unelected figures. george bush said he commented on -- it's the exact -- it's the exact thing -- >> he did this and that. >> yeah. all right. karl rove. >> this is a bad way to start off looking like you are some kind of political thug at the white house, threatening the supreme court and telegraphing to them, you better uphold my law or there will be police call damage. >> he called the black president a thug again. >> yeah that's great. >> the racist dog whistles are getting really deaf mating.

>> don't you wish the president had put a hoodie on before his press conference. >> secretary choo said we want to figure out how to get gas prices up to european level. when the president took office gasoline was less than $2 a gallon. now it's almost 4. they have doubled it in four years. these are very creative and effective guys. it is in the growth -- yeah! >> yeah! >> yeah! >> be a show for big oil like us instead. big oil wants the prices to be low! >> after the break i'll be talking even louder. >> if i keep shouting fox will give me a job! >> right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

♪ [ theme music ] ♪ >> hello current tv fans. >> you always look like you are startled. >> i practice that. i have a degree in theater. [ laughter ] >> jim is in the bathroom with some sort of gastrointestinal distress. is that too much information? >> a little bit. >> not since rick santorum said his underwear is not fresh have we heard too much celebrity

information. parra palin's tv ratings not to much. one tv executive said i think it's safe to say her time has passed. one wrote she belongs in radio with that soothing voice. >> guys and gals! >> oh, jim is back. all right. you know who never forgets she is on tv live jacki schechner with the current news update. >> good morning, everyone. here is what is current. though white house is hosting a forum on women and the economy right now, and it including women andet indication women at work, health care violence against women and entrepreneurship. the administration has released a 70-page report explaining how the administration is working for women. >> right now women are a growing number of bread winners in the household. but they are still earning $0.77

for every dollar a man does. even less with you are an african american or latino woman. overall -- >> president obama mentioned the new ememployment numbers also. and while job gains were slower than expected, the president said it's important to note we did add 120,000 jobs in march. we have also created some 4 million private sector jobs in the last two years. and finally, one group doing very well financially is the republican national committee. the "new york times" reporting the rnc has saided $110 million in the last 15 months and gotten rid of more than half of their death. they were on the verge of bankruptry at one point. and they don't have to send as much now on tv advertising, where outside groups like super

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>>this is outrageous! [[vo]]cenk uygur calls out the mainstream media. >>the rest of the media seems like, "ho-hum, no big deal." we've have no choice, we've lost our democracy here. just refreshing to hear.

no other television show does that. we're keeping it real. ♪ >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho, i'm walking on sunshine woe ho it's time to feel good ♪ >> ya hoo! happy friday. happy good friday. 6 minutes after the hour. i have to leave early and buy an easter bonnet. 1-800-steph-1-2 -- >> you have never worn an easter

bonnet. >> as a catholic child i wore an easter bonnet. >> it covered your face probably. >> and my unibrow. >> the phone number 1-800-steph-1-2, the website, and you are email any of us there. >> you are mugging again. >> i'm pointing to things. i'm like mitt romney. tree, pancake, car. this is from christopher. steph i'm going to be moving to buffalo soon. when we visited last week i was unable to locate stephanie's bronze panties. >> that is some legend they do not believe that i slept with a pontillo brother. [ laughter ] >> you started that rumor. >> slept with or did something in the back of a car with. >> none of it. >> uh-huh. >> with beer and pizza. >> free pizza?

okay. >> okay. i'm there. >> number two can be the fiance of a beautiful neurologist of the "stephanie miller show." >> that just opened up. a police chief said officers were called to an adult entertainment shop and locked himself into handcuffs. >> and ironically he is married to a nuroguan biologist. >> yeah. the hot new trend at stockholm is spending your lunch break dripping with sweat in dance

parties. >> they are happy than us and sweatier apparently. >> daniel said the first rule of lunch beat is you have to dance. if you don't want to dance during your lunch hour you should eat your lunch somewhere else. >> you know -- they have ingmar bergman she would always have dance lunch breaks. >> that's why his movies are so happy. >> all right. debbie in arizona you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> i just had a question about the previous caller saying we are divided. this is totally a race issue. >> about trayvon. >> yeah.

i watch a of fox news and current tv, and all fox news reports that it was the stand your ground law, and that's the reason this zimmerman guy was not arrested and that's ball loney, because they were in common grounds -- didn't trayvon martin have the right to stand his ground. >> yeah, unfortunately ho had skittles and not a gun. >> stand your ground will not help him because he precipitated the entire event. when fox news tries to make it all about black versus white they are lying to you. >> hi, mark. >> i have never seen someone that was running away because they was in fear decide that they was going to turn around and run back to fight the guy. it just don't make sense to me. >> yeah. >> if you are running away you are running away because you are afraid.

>> yes. >> and the guy where the gun never yells for help. >> yeah. the bigger guy with the gun yelling help in the background. >> that 911 call is heart breaking. you can hear it. it's just heart breaking. let's go to joe in sacramento. >> yeah, this is for that guy in florida who claims that we need to calm down and let the judiciary system work. it would not be working if we weren't outraged. >> that's right. that's the whole point of the story. when people say why is there such an outcry because there has been no arrest. >> even though they know he shot them. >> yeah. >> carey. >> hi, stephanie. i think actually the republicans may be on to something. >> what is that? >> it has taken them a few days to piece it together. have you ever grown broccoli? >> i have not, sadly an

experience missing in my life. >> there are nasty big fat green caterpillars that blend in and eat the broccoli. so they might be on to something, because we maybe do need a war against those caterpillars. >> and that relates to the supreme court argument and caterpillars -- >> scalia repeats talking points where they are true or not. my brain hurts. hi, maxine. >> good morning, y'all. >> good morning. >> everybody is so up this morning. i hate to make you sad. >> okay. >> but i'm going to have to tell you this. on the second of the month, cenk uygur on the ""young turks"" had

two witnesses from the trayvon martin community. one of the ladies said she saw trayvon's feet moving or his leg moving, and that zimmerman was on his back straddled his back and then he had both hands pushing down on his back -- >> yeah. >> if the bullet went through trayvon, and it probably did if it was a 99 millimeter up close. >> right. >> that was blood on zimmerman's hand, that was probably trayvon's blood on the back of his head. >> yeah, and i think the whole thing that is significant is the coroner talking about there is no injuries on trayvon. if you were beating someone up there would be evidence of it. >> there will be a lot of trials the state trial federal trial, and a civil trial too. >> yes.

>> startups and small business will now have access to a big new pool of potential investors namely the american people. for the first time ordinary americans will be able to go online and invest in entrepreneurs that they believe in. >> surely in philadelphia hi shirley. >> i have been trying to call you, but i forget that i'm dvring your show now, and it's like 1:00 in the afternoon. >> yeah. >> i'm a geriatric feminist and we always knew, and i tell -- or used to tell the young people at work with me this has nothing to do with abortion. it always have to do with birth control. birth control got us out of the house. >> right. >> birth control gave us the opportunity to go for the things that nicki haley talks about.

>> yeah. >> jobs, health education, and everything else that has allowed us to do things in this world. >> and become governor of a state for instance. >> exactly. on the way back interest planned parenthood last week we ran into a dozen of buses from the koch brother's freedom -- any way they all had their red shirts on, and it was the first time in my life i saw a lot of men in a demonstration since the vietnam war. and there -- these buses were full of men -- >> has anyone pointed out to men, that you know contraception allows you to have more sex. >> but that doesn't matter to men. because they have never been responsible for children.

>> you cannot use the bible for saying that contraception is a sin. >> oh, you are going to tell the seed-spilling story again. >> no i'll spare you. but thousand shall not wear the -- >> have you told your new son jack about the speed spilling story again. >> a jimmy hat? i don't think i have ever used that term before. >> a jimmy hat for your john thomas. >> hi, barbara in los angeles. >> hey, stephanie. long time listener, first time caller. >> thank you. we'll be gentle. >> now that you are on current tv i'm very excited but also very nervous, because of air america where they went -- >> we had nothing to do with air america. >> don't you worry. everything is fine. >> is it?

good, because first of all i want you to know that i went to the torie osborn event last night. >> oh wonderful. >> hal sparks especially was so funny. >> you can see him with john and i in l.a. on the 28th hurry. >> i can't wait for that. and there was not an empty seat. there was standing room only. >> because that's you heard it on, you know -- >> announcer: stephanie miller -- >> all right. we have much more to go celebrity stack and the story about a bear. [ laughter ] >> this is so funny in my head when i planned it. >> announcer: it's the

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dammit! >> it's friday. ♪ it's friday ♪ ♪ >> announcer: stephie. stephie. ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 23 minutes after the hour. john fugelsang in the new york burrow. monday sexy liberal rob reiner is here with us. >> funny who comes out calling when we're on the tv. >> yeah, apparently he has never been on tv. >> yeah. >> hi dave. >> hi, i have this friday off,

so i get one chance to watch your show, and i see you in a minnesota roller girls shirt, so you must be related, because my daughter is a roller girl. >> we got that during the republican national convention in st. paul. >> oh. >> it was outside in the streets there. it was a hot day. >> yeah. i don't know where i got anything, because i was always -- >> well, drunk. >> yeah. >> they handed me a big package full of stuff at our station's event there. >> there you go. >> did you get a victor the victory elephant? >> no. >> every morning when chris dresses me -- >> i throw some swag on you, and we come to work. >> and now the story about a bear. >> uh-huh. >> it's actually a story about a bear saves a stupid man from a

lion. >> oh, that's right. >> hum. >> i don't -- weren't you doing a story -- it's a tiger, you moron. >> it's a wildlife documentary maker, who is creating a free-ranging self sustaining tiger population outside of asia. tiger man of africa is working on a national geographic documentary. he was malled by a tiger. >> who could have seen that coming. i remember when sigfried and roy took a picture of the tigers after the incident and they were like behind them. >> yeah. tiger chum. >> this guy came across a bear mother, and yearling. >> that always ends well. >> he decided to hang out for a while. >> can i pet your baby bears.

>> i'm getting to that part of the story. so he got attacked by a mountain lion while he was watching the bears. and the mother bear came from behind and pounced on the cat. they battled for about 15 seconds. this is a bear family that he knew. because he said one time the cup stood on it's back legs and put its paws up, and i got to play patty cake with it. >> oh, wow. >> not wise. >> mother bears are mine if you -- you know, take it on the water slide -- >> now is the time when we get torn limb from limb. oh, my god. so not funny. >> according to his wife suzanne he chose not to go to doctor.

he said he wasn't worried because he had a tetanus shot a couple of years ago. as for lesson's learned, his wife said he doesn't learn. >> that's how you know it's a man. [ applause ] >> i was playing patty cake with the bear again. [ laughter ] >> oh boy. >> and there are people who dive in shark cages. >> so far not wearing chum, but i'm sure that's next. >> and people who have sex with kid rock. >> hey! [ laughter ] >> angie in virginia. >> hi. >> hi angie. i wanted to ask if i was be the official black-arican of the "stephanie miller show." >> bring it! >> i have a quick statement about trayvon martin. why is he never presumed innocent or given the consideration or courtesy of being innocent. >> because he is the one that,

what is the word dead. you are absolutely right. there seems to be reflexibly on the right this defense of zimmerman. >> yeah. apparently this kid is guilty of attack. >> right now we haven't had a chance to prove him nenth or guilty, because he hasn't been arrested or anything. >> trayvon is guilty of walking while black. and obviously zimmerman was afraid he was going to give him diabetes by feeding him skittles. >> yeah. hi, jen. >> hello, though, mr. wonderful woman with the super eyes. >> oh, thank you. go ahead. >> hey i just wanted to call in real quick here. on zimmerman, i'm a dejsterred dental hygienist, and i want to shot out to my tweeter, twitter friends, i'm great rdh, so hello, everybody. >> word.

>> number one, any time an emergency vehicle -- a rescue squad comes to pick up to take you to the hospital even if your husband calls and you are in the middle of a stroke they cannot take you if you refuse but if you are the back of a police car and you have a broken nose, hit on the head, then the cops overrule that. number 2, in the area around the nose is called the danger triangle, and that is the closest nerve route to the brain. >> right. >> so that's why when you get hit in the nose you are automatically taken to the hospital. >> exactly. sorry, honey. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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it's pictures of hilary with her blackberry. and then pictures of other people that she is presumably texting. baby in the room next to me wouldn't stop crying last night and it's john boehner getting the text. >> like texting dick chenny. we got bin laden amount >> welcome, sue. >> hi happy holidays. john, i have a bone to pick with you -- >> everyone wants john's bone -- >> it's about ann romney. >> all right. hit me. >> romney -- first of all romney is completely on board with this war on women. last time i checked she was a

woman. she is choosing not to say anything. and as a feminist i help my husband say the right things from time. number 2 she has ms and if she wasn't filthy rich that preexisting condition would make her sol. and finally and most importantly to us who love pets and dogs, when seamus was strapped on the roof of that car -- >> yeah, he's an accessory -- >> everything you are saying is exactly right, and we should remember it. we do try to avoid taking on the wives and kids, but all i said was she was a knockout and she raised some very fine young men. she would make a great sister wife. [ laughter ] >> sarah palins tv ratings, not

much. >> did you watch it? oh, my god. i was in my hotel -- aside from matt lower's contempt that he has to work with her -- they were doing bits. >> look at me, i read all of them. >> and matt looked really annoyed that she was in his office without him knowing. you would think $25 million a year would make the guy a little more willing to play along. >> matt yesterday signed a new agreement -- >> yes, so ryan seacrest is probably taking this job. >> yes. >> okay. she -- the -- what do you call it -- it resulted in a modest increase for the today show, but did not significantly wide own

the gap between them and gma. new york magazine noted beyond prime time palin hasn't turned into the tv magnet that was hoped. and, quote her time has past." maybe if they would have added some dance music. ♪ >> all right. [ laughter ] >> this is more bad news for her. jim carey and jeff daniels are shooting dumb and dumber the sequel this fall. i was hoping that she and michele bachmann would run together because they would use that movie as their campaign. >> does that movie really need a sequel. that microphone -- oh, disgusting. >> now that i'm on tv i'm

mugging for the camera. >> oh god. >> kate winslet in titanic, they are doing the -- what is it in 3-d. >> uh-huh at imax. >> what is next hindenberg musical. >> she say she has gotten thinner and lee i don't know decaprio has gotten fatter. she said he is fatter than i am now, and i am thinner. wow, wee, what a douche nozzle convention this is.

kim kardashian is dating kanye west. >> can you imagine that, they both cry out their names during climax. >> we found out who adele's exboyfriend is, who she wishes nothing but the best for. he is the one that was responsible for inspiring someone like you. 31-year-old photographer alex sporack. they dated about a year the romance intense, volatile. an official reason for the split was not given but he apparently refused to call him his girlfriend despite living together. >> that's a problem. >> yeah. >> my boyfriend! >> i didn't know she was german. >> she looks considerably better

than rob luker. >> courtney cox is officially the biggest house flipper in hollywood. in 2006 she bought -- let's say, she paid $5.5 million for a house, and just hold it for $20 million. >> oh, my god! >> what are the upgrades to that? >> that's more than putting in a new back splash and a frig. >> that's almost as big of upgrade as dropping david arquette. >> hi, eric. >> hey stephanie. how are you today? >> good. go ahead. >> i saw you in philadelphia and i am a new huge huge fan of yours. and is john there with you? >> yes. >> you rock dude. >> thank you very much. >> i called because i have been facebooking this morning, and i saw the most ridiculous image of an autographed copy of the holy

bible. >> autographed by -- some people will buy anything. >> i forgot my jesus -- >> if i hadn't spent all of my money on that tortilla with the virgin mary on it, i would have bought that. barbara in maine. >> hi how are you? >> good. go ahead. >> if the supreme court overturns the mandate and say it is unconstitutional, does that strike down romney's mandate? >> no, this just applies to the federal law. >> oh, and one little follow-up here, since people on the right always complain about people who are moochers do they thinksy all right for me a working democrat to have to pay for them to go to the emergency room. >> thank you. you are the smartest girl in class today. newt gingrich health care think

tank has filed for bankruptcy. >> he is not having a good week. >> it filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy. they plan to liquidate their assets. a lot of the big ideas came from there. >> yeah. >> it came under criticism from conserving -- >> i thought it was liquidate his ass. >> wow. >> that could take time. >> came under criticism from conservatives after him taughting the affordable care act's individual mandates. the center also promoted the federal individual healthcare mandate on its website. oh, dear. you can't be that for that anymore. matthew in philadelphia. hi, matt. >> yes, ma'am, good morning. >> yes, sir, good morning.

>> the first time i saw you was this week. >> oh. >> health care -- you are doing great. >> health care if it is turned down the only option is the single pay option. i'm so tired of hearing all of these butt heads starting with the coward they call rush limbaugh. >> right. >> and underline draft dodging -- >> sir, i must make a correction he is not a butt head, he can't stick his head in there because he is a giant cyst. >> right. >> rich in minneapolis you are on the stephanie miller.

>> good morning. great guy, i was very impressed how knowledgeable that man is. >> isn't he something. >> i steel all of my jokes from carlos mancia which means anyone could have written them. >> and i am also a spinning instructor, so i'm going to your liberal tour in may, and we could go to the club afterwards. and do a class. >> i'm in. i'm in for the spin. back in a few minutes on the "stephanie miller show." >> oh my god, that's my favorite show ever. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ we've have no choice, we've lost our democracy here. just refreshing to hear.

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>> well, thank you. >> but wait there's more. >> if you call now, you will get brazilian power crystal for free. we're just [ censor bleep ] about that. there's no crystal -- >> wait a minute, this is an exwa dorian crystal. >> steph i found myself whistling the leave it to beaver song, and the lady beside me was also whistle the song and we gave each other a knowing grin. we can adopt stephanie's beaver to be our secret handshake. >> that happened this morning in

idaho. >> i don't think your beaver has ever been secret. >> oh, art in chicago! [ applause ] >> good morning, art. >> good morning, stephanie. i want to end your program with the salutations from the holidays. >> oh, that's sweet. >> to everybody in your program happy easter. >> thank you art. passover for the jewish people. and for the mexican or spanish americans, viocondias. >> art, how come you are so much nicer on tv. >> i'm not on tv -- >> yeah, you are and the radio. >> all right. i thought on this holiday season, we shouldn't be angry with each other. >> art what has happened to you? >> remember i'm -- i'm a union man. >> i know. >> i don't like union bosses or

people who want to tell me -- let's drop that. >> yeah. >> happy easter. >> happy easter, art. ♪ [ laughter ] >> wow. >> what happened to art? >> yeah. >> that was weird. john in chicago you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> i just wanted to tell you guys something i figured out about my iphone. >> yes. when you are typing a text or email it will auto fill the balance of a word and i notice when you type the word mitt romney it auto fills the word romney. if you type rick santorum it auto gills the balance of the same santorum with an lower case s. it's not a proper noun on an

iphone. >> oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> sirius has been using google. >> shall i do the story about jeremy piffin said he was boring during oral sex. no, i guess not. and she said i get a bit lively the stripper and i threw a pillow off of the bed, and there was a flash of light, and i said jeremy, the candle! [ screaming ] >> didn't you light your hair on

fire? >> no, here is the story. on a first date with my ex. we took a bath and i put a purpose shower cap on -- >> oh wow. >> -- and there was candles and it lit on higher my hair and the purple shower cap -- >> you are like one living i love lucy episode. seriously. >> uh-huh. >> rush limbaugh judges -- >> they are not so political. >> yeah. >> supposed to be impartial. >> jerry smith, meanwhile he asked the justice department to respond to president obama's recent criticism of the supreme

court. rush limbaugh said there is a team approach to this president something to make him a one teamer. great to have you on the team, judge. [ applause ] >> i'm guessing he is going to be defrocked. half jerry -- >> moock. santorum has been huddling with conservatives. >> uh-huh. to figure out how he can blow it in 2016. >> no, to have a comeback. >> and how to get newt to drop out. >> gary bower said they were having a strategy meeting to discuss how senator santorum prevails. >> they had a part three-prong strategy, involving newt gingrich dropping out, and mitt romney catching on fire. >> they pitched ideas to santorum on how to turn around his campaign.

most think we need to come up with big bold ideas. he said to expect changes in santorum's approach in the next seven to ten days. >> wow. >> if he met with gary bower you know that's a summit. >> right now he doesn't have control of the narrative. he has got to get access to a microphone. i have a microphone rick come on. i would love to give you a platform for your big ideas. let's go. and that's one -- you are right, one of them is to gingrich will drop out which i think will do nothing, but -- >> it's fun to imagine. >> every comedian liberal wants santorum to fight on. >> and then same sex spouses, a judge in california had a

finding calling equal benefits for the couple is discriminatory. it marks a landmark in lbgt rights. >> beautiful. [ applause ] >> how can we find out things about john fugelsang. >> i'm going to be doing guilded love story next month in madison. and you can find that at john fugelsang.com. >> yeah. if you can figure out how to spell it. rob reiner in studio monday. rude pundit. thank you john fugelsang. >> thank you, steph. you were awesome in albuquerque by the way. >> thank you baby. we'll see you month on the "stephanie miller show." ♪