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dances in the valley. >> i had to get to the itchy kitty. and traffic -- >> yeah. >> margaret and lou in madson. steph it has been almost a week and we are still talking about the madison show. i can't remember i think that john said all night we were so mesmerized by his area. [ applause ] >> this is a husband and wife couple? >> i think -- yeah. >> well, that's lovely. >> would you like to solve the mystery. >> of what? >> of what was in your pants. >> i have been backstages and yes, margaret it is all him. >> we're going to do the show in 3-d next year. i work very hard on being funny for that. >> where is hi rock star -- here is madison people -- madison

bitches be crazy. this is all i hear every three seconds. [ cheers ] >> that's your incredibly sexy and evolved in moral audience doing that. >> he gets off stage and john said just do anything. >> they were a great audience and i love you madson. i'm going back next month. i love them. when this tour began, you know, we thought like there are so many people out there who love political comedy -- >> yeah, it's the only time i get heckled with we love you momma. >> yeah, there are so many people in this country that are liberal, and they are afraid to have an obama bumper sticker on their car for when they go to

church or their job, and this job is all about -- >> what is in your pants. >> how dare you, your mother is watching. my mother is watching today. [ laughter ] >> i say just i play the role of show. >> oh, stop it. you are so modest. >> but true. >> oh, shut up! [ laughter ] >> look, i'm not a troll, but next to you guys -- >> shhh blindingly handsome. it is not only the birthplace of the american labor movement but of the 99% movement. it is the episenator. >> and governor walker can't recall about caring of the citizens of wisconsin, but the

citizens of wisconsin can recall -- [ whacky comedy music ] >> even with mittens left -- >> excuse me, newt gingrich has a very expensive secret service -- >> whatever. i was on with chris last night, and he did for a guy -- oh al gore -- [ bell chimes ] >> that guy. i could have said look -- i will give mittens the screen bites, just don't talk at all. that is the only chance you have to save anything. >> what is up with the cookies. >> these cookies are exactly think right height. >> i have to say, okay because i think -- i watched every show on current, but then i was falling asleep and watching

lawrence o'donnell, and he was just going off about the cookies -- >> well, he was talking to the help. >> oh, i don't know about these cookies -- >> we don't have anything against rich people i know lots of wonderful rich people. but the whole hilary rosen thing was fascinating. when you saw the clip what she said was stupid and disgusting and then when you see it in entire context, you realize there is not an attack on ann romney. >> yeah, he is the one -- >> he needs a translator because he doesn't get women. >> right. >> i don't speak chick. >> and i got a big new busters hate article about me, because i said i totally defend the substance of her remarks, if

hilary rosen just said the words ann never held down a job in her life this wouldn't have happened. >> yes. >> it's not easy picking the right dressage horse. >> it's not. >> 7/11 takes issue with the perception of their cookies. >> someone in the audience in madison goes what is a dressage horse! [ laughter ] >> jim, they are dancing horses. >> fabulous. >> horse ballet. >> which is the most natural thing to train a horse to do by the way. >> i am 50 and i'm like what? there is dancing horse competitions. [ laughter ]

>> i can't relate to the hard choices you have to make in life. a dressage horse or another car elevator. >> is there a choreographer. >> yes. here he'll look cute in this hat. [ laughter ] >> i have to know if there is a choreographer. how do you teach a horse to dance -- >> and how do you de-gay dressage horses. >> should they moon walk? [ laughter ] >> they do the mash potato. [ laughter ] ♪ do, do, do, do ♪ >> okay. all right. [ laughter ] >> i just -- i'm so fascinated now. can you get a horse to do a snoopy dance? [ peanuts theme music ]

>> and can they do this one? [ laughter ] >> do they vogue? >> put your hoofs in the air! put your hoofs in the air! >> the really lame horses still do this. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> arsenio's horses don't do this. >> can i get some love hay in the club? >> wow, it's friday. >> you can tell it's friday. oh i'm so drunk. look at this. >> i can't keep my eyes off of it. >> i know, right. >> it's a little distracting. >> i was trying to straighten it out this morning. you know it was a tough night when you are straightening out your makeup from the night before.

>> i did my patented hair flip before i went on the governor grandholm show last night. and john goes it is a little messed up in the back. [ fighting cats ] >> things were nesting. >> go on line and find the interview with governor grandholm because you looked fabulous. >> they had to put me in a different place because i looked like a green screen. [ laughter ] >> i think they should have let me go on as a floating head. >> you had a lot of depth and feel. >> no straight man has ever said death of feel before. [ bell chimes ] >> you don't go to film school. >> all right. 17 minutes after the hour. we have to do the romney's dancing horse article when we get back. >> i thought we already did that. >> no, mitt picks the music.

>> oooooooooh! how many osmonds can you get into thun show. >> can a horse dance to yo yo? >> all right. 17 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show" >> we all know what is going on in this bubble. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show"! [ recorded show playing in the background ] >> we're still up on current. don't curse or anything. [ indiscernible ] >> i'm going to come back here every week. [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ]

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>> john fagelsang, yes. >> john can talk to the camera right now if you would like to say something. >> uh -- >> we have nothing to say to you. >> you are on that one. >> i'm eating leftover mushu. >> and that's the ass cam. >> yes, i enjoy that one. >> yeah. it's fun. [ recorded show playing in the background ] >> i tivo the show every day just in case something happens, but i don't really watch it. ♪ ♪ on the first part of the journey, i was looking at all the lights ♪ >> i get it. >> it's a great dance song. >> dressage ♪ and lizards and rocks, because

it's the dessert ♪ ♪ it was hot and dry ♪ ♪ and went on and on ♪ >> how dare you both. this is the greatest american released from canada. this is neil young. >> this would be a song that mitt romney would say there's sand and trees and cactus and things. ♪ eventually i'm going to sing another note ♪ [ laughter ] >> boy it would be great -- ♪ north ontario ♪ >> how dare you, now you are doing it. [ overlapping speakers ] >> edmond fits gerald. do it. the reck of the edmond --

♪ superior they said never gives up her dead when the winds of november come early ♪ >> i hope we have driven all of the audience away. >> yeah. ♪ we both sailed on the lake and it got really rough ♪ >> oh, wow. ♪ and there in the water the boat went thug -- [ screaming ] >> run audience. run away. >> and then some other stuff happened -- >> did they get paid by the word in the '70s. >> yes. that's why gill scott haren wrote the nation televised, because they were paid by the word. >> i did not know this until last night, that dressage is dancing horses. [ whacky comedy music ]

>> and i do not think they can vote, because you have to be fingers -- a hoof would block your whole face. >> you knock the bit out of your mouth. >> right? right? thank you. the horse does a name the romney's dressage horse that is completing this week is rafalca. >> so it's not a horse with no name. >> no, rafalca. don't skauf -- turkish for seamus. >> what do you name a horse when you already have all of the good names for your kids between tagg and flugg. tagg, bif. >> matt romney is a very normal name, and mutt romney rides on

the roof. [ laughter ] >> the world cup finals for the elite dancing horses. hoped today in the netherlands without mitt romney and ann romney. >> what a shame. >> they will compete however, performing to music personally selected by the republican presidential candidate. >> what kind of music do you use? he chose music from the rainman, which is perfect, because he is like mr. delegate math. >> the song from the movie rainman? >> yeah, definite 177,000 delegates, definitely -- >> we need you to save the form -- >> in the midst of our husband for president, ann romney has quietly climbed to the upper ranks of dressage not as a rider -- of course not there are people to do that. but as an owner.

the horse and rider team from california. mrs. romney has assumed a higher profile on the campaign trail in recent weeks her dressage has taken a backyard. she will not fly to the dutch down of hurgenvolch. >> that's now how it is pronounce. >> jim would know that -- she is supposed to be in -- >> it's probably bochk. >> she is supposed to be to watch rafalca. followers of the sport describe her as a fixture in the stands. >> i think my was the fixtures. [ laughter ] >> and in past years she also brought mittens with her. >> are dressage horses the new

wind surfing. >> yeah except people have heard of wind surfing. the sport of dressage is an equestrian dance competition, requiring lots of money. >> as opposed to that modern break dancing. >> yes. >> it involves prizes like for mittens in the are the race, it is expensive and worthless. >> i can't help but think this was not god's plan. >> it is a sport of rich and famous. really? it goes well beyond buying horses. the romneys have owned probably eight. there are enormous transportation costs and the horses are shuttled to

competitions around the world. >> because barack obama is an a elitist. >> that's right. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [[vo]]cenk uygur calls out the mainstream media. >>the rest of the media seems like, "ho-hum, no big deal." we've have no choice, we've lost our democracy here. just refreshing to hear. no other television show does that. we're keeping it real.

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speculation. i applaud the president. who said that. >> alfred e newman. >> no represent give diana [ inaudible ] from the great state of colorado. >> good morning. >> just don't put me in the same sentence with eric cantor. >> that's a harsh sentence i must say. >> you went on to say now is the time to crack down and give americans confidence that high oil prices are driven by demand and not speculation. and we have been saying day after day, and the president finally addressed it. >> i think the american public is smarter than to buy this line that well the prices at the pump are going up, and so therefore,

it's president obama's fault. gas prices have been going up because of middle east instability, and because brazil and india and china are increasing their demand. what i want to make sure is that there is not speculation going on here too. >> it seems like on every issue we have -- once again whatever the president says or for, they are against when nobody is saying that's the only thing affecting gas prices, but it is certainly one of the things we should look at to help isn't it? >> yes, this session of congress i'm on the energy and commerce committee, and this is the committee that should be looking at speculation. in the last session of congress my predecessor on that committee had hearings on speculation and actually tried to take steps to make sure that we didn't have any speculation. here -- i mean, here all we're

trying to do is say look if there's speculation going on we should limit it especially when gas prices are going up. and i think you were quoting from that letter asking the appropriations committee to put adequate funding to make sure that speculation is not going on, but none of the republicans will sign the letter. >> yeah. >> which is crazy, because they don't believe in speculation either, i don't think. >> yes. time and time again no matter how many lawmakers i talk to. the word ungovernorable comes to mind. i don't know how we move forward governing this country. >> if you don't like high gas prices can't we assign some of the charming friends of ours demanding we bomb iran. >> exactly. that would probably not stabilize gas prices. >> shocking.

>> people say what are we going to do. it's ungovernable. and i said the last i heard we have a democracy in this country, and we have an election coming up in november and i think voters should take the radical view that they are going to elect somebody who agrees with them, but they are going to elect someone who is willing to compromise. and compromise in a politician is not a bad trait. >> right. >> we near a place where the majority of the american people wanted the buffet rule passed. here is paul ryan >> the budget control act has a ceiling on spending and we propose to go about $19 billion below that spending. >> the president said yesterday the government will shut down if you don't, you know, live by the deal that you agreed to right?

>> yeah, here is the problem. all americans realize we need to cut spending and balance the budget when we have a time of -- of deep deficits but they also think that it shouldn't just come out of the hike of the middle class and poor people and senior citizens. they think the people who make more than a million dollars a year should have to have their tax cuts reversed military spending should be on the table. they think if you are going to put their -- what they need on the table, everything should be on the table, and i think that's right. >> yeah, me too. >> and i think conservatives would agree with that. >> yes. >> conservative citizens. >> right. when i talk to people out here in colorado, people say, yeah what is the problem? and it's frustrating for me and the voters but the voters have to -- have to ignore all of the

on slot of ads they are going to be seeing and look at their politicians to see who can both stand up for their strong principals but also work across the aisle. >> exactly. we need more of you. talk to you again real soon. >> i hope so. take care. bye-bye. >> there she goes. from denver city by the bay. [ applause ] >> uh-huh. >> denver, city by the bay! >> okay. back to the horses. >> julia in seattle just sent me a youtube video. i posted it on your facebook page. >> be still my heart. >> what kind of dancing are they doing? >> just like the kind of stuff we all went to see as kids. >> okay. let's think of good songs for horses to dance to this morning. ♪ wild horses couldn't drag me away ♪ >> i mentioned that but it was

ant great dance song. what does it cost to fly a horse to europe just out of curiosity. >> well, if you fly business class it makes a difference. >> and pay more for a blanket. [ laughter ] >> $35 to check the horse's luggage. >> what does it cost steph? >> i don't know. i was saying the sponsors pay vet bills insurance -- probably the romneys, they probably fly strapped to the hop of the plane. and they have a horse elevator -- >> do they have to leave the horseshoes at security -- >> do you have to bring a blacksmith with you to put your shoes back on. >> blank! blank! blank! >> a portable blacksmith cannot work cheap.

>> and the bellows. >> that's like a horse blacksmith/au pair. >> and tsa. okay, sir, i'm just going to feel the inside of your saddle. >> can you get kosher hay -- >> and i need to go through a body scanner and spread your arms like a guilty horse to protect your freedom. [ laughter ] >> they pay i normous transportation costs when horses and riders shuttle from major compositions. it hundreds thousands of dollars to maintain. says one dressage enthusist. >> do they have dressage heads? we go tailgating in the parking lot of all of the dressage shows. [ laughter ] >> with a bumper sticker that says dressage enthursdayist.

>> what is the next show? i dare you to go on stage with a dressage horse. >> they have pretty much everything. a ferrier. >> what is a ferrier. >> someone who fairies them. >> a chiropractor. >> a horse chiropractor? >> big job cracking that neck. >> yeah, a horse chiropractor. i said the activator i don't like the cracking -- >> the chiropractor ore, the ferrier, and the guy who burns $50 bills in front of third-world people. >> a ferrier a chiropractor a vet, a masseuse for the horse. >> of course. >> a happy ending masseuse -- >> no, just a regular masseuse. but you need the right music. >> sure, and incense. >> now turn over. >> just like any professional

athlete at that level, they need hookers too. that kind of infrastructure is massively experience. >> from just the ferrier alone. >> or you could take that money and feed bangladesh for a year. >> romney's campaign staff already have grappled with the questions that the governor can understand the realities of the average american. over the years ann romney has owned herself or with partners at least eight dressage horses. there is a tape with mitt romney speaking lovingly praising the blood lines of his wife's austrian warm bloods, but

preferring the smother gate of his foxtroter. >> did he strap that to the roof of his car as well. >> someone posted these are not casual event, i had a friend that painted graffiti on her horse, the judge threw down his pencil and was heard saying she painted the horse! >> my heavens! >> i think that's awesome. thank -- i love that song. >> we're not making fun of wealth here. ♪ >> oh, and exhume the '90s. [ whinnying ] >> oh wilber! ♪ a horse is a horse of course of course ♪ >> we're not making fun of rich people here.

we're not making fun of what the wealthy do. ♪ >> i'm so not going to make it through today's show. [ whinnying ] >> those are the '90s kids don't spend it all at once. can i say one thing. we're not making fun of rich people or dressage horses -- >> we're not laughing at them. we're laughing really hard at them. >> we're laughing behind them. we're making fun of out of touch rich people. no one hates mayor bloomberg for his wealth because he doesn't pretend to be a regular guy. and if mitt romney could just stand up there and say i'm white, i'm rich and i'm lame he would be fine. >> i prefer the smother ride of the ford mustang -- >> okay.

okay. and the enthursdayists say they are regulars and travel to europe regularly to purchase horses. it was mitt romney who selected the music. selections from the soundtrack -- >> oh, journey again? >> selections from the soundtracks to rainman because he is mr. delegate math. it is perfect. it's perfect. that inspirational delegate math he always talks about. >> i found out who the romneys hired as their ferrier. >> [ inaudible ]. [ applause ] >> there she is. >> have we found out what a ferrier is yet? >> someone who fairies the horses? >> all of the songs would be show tunes wouldn't they? >> all i want to see is marcuses

play list. >> i don't think a horse contends to i am what i am. stop it! [ laughter ] >> we'll be right back. >> announcer: call the political party line now, 1-800-steph-1-2. ♪

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♪ >> okay. you have got to go to the "stephanie miller show" facebook page and watch the dancing horse. this dressage competition. it literally is a guy in a top hat on a dancing horse.

it's this mr. planter guy. >> yes. >> i think it is like a cartoon, he literally has a cane and a bag of money. >> god is watching saying next time a flood will not be enough. >> no. >> this is not part of the lower's plan. [ applause ] >> what was mike in raleigh say? >> don't you wish your dressage horse was a freak like me? >> yes. i would make -- i love that. >> second us your tweets and we'll say it on the air for a modest fee. >> yeah. >> the only thing that makes that sport better if the horse can kick high. >> oh know. please you can't play this song. ♪ don't you wish your dressage horse was a freak like me ♪ >> wow that is -- thank you. thank you. thank you comedy gods.

>> yes perfectly natural. >> let's go to marlene in indiana. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi, steph. how are you doing today? >> good. go ahead. >> i grew up in the days of chethundredly. >> yeah. >> why would they let him get away with these blatant lies, mitt romney. >> i know he the other day said john kerry only released two years of his tax return he released 20. >> and his father released 12. >> and mitt romney gave all of his tax returns to john mccain, and john mccain decided to go with someone else. i would like to make a comment about the lying if possible. because i know how frustrating that is. because mitt romney i'm sure he is a very nice guy, but he has had all through this campaign a

real problem with the truth and a lot of liberals want to see barack obama grab the guy and say i have never apologized for america. there is no war on business. and joseph smith's story does not check out. but with the etch-a-sketch when i asked that guy the question that was so funny to me because it caused this huge fire storm and i thought wow finally people are coming down on romney's campaign because someone told the truth. >> and we did a headline yesterday, first etch-a-sketch, the immigration guy -- tough on immigration guy was his advisor, and now he is just a supporter. because now -- >> the gay sheriff? >> no, no. >> from penal county. whatever you say. hi, ann. >> hi. the problem with romney is he

has no class. people are trying to say well they are putting rich people in the white house. the problem is they were arris arris -- aristocrats, someone didn't teach him day-to-day etiquette. >> yeah. who would put food in front of you, and you go, oh god. >> i think somewhere in his mind he knew 7/11 was a place the common people go to. >> yeah. i am hold they have a bakery in there. charles welcome. >> how is it going? >> good. go ahead. >> we want to be the official

black family that used to live in utah for five years. >> wow! [ laughter ] >> you are the ones. >> i didn't know who filled that plot. >> what happened sir, did the racial tension finally get to you? >> it's the 600-pound gorilla in the room. it's the separation of church and state which people need to know about mittens. >> that's right. >> you would say that charles, because as the mormon church says you are a mud person. >> there you go. i think mitt thinks he needs to get the black voice because gladys knight is a member of the more month church. >> wow. charles i have always gone more with the pips in my judgment -- >> pips are sinetologist.

>> good morning. >> good morning. that show in madison was so much fun. >> tell us again you have seen sexy liberal where? >> detroit, chicago, buffalo and now madison. >> and you are going to be in minneapolis next month, right? >> of course. >> you will be our first five timer. >> oh, my goodness. can we designate me the official not so subtle stalker. >> please do. >> i have a sister-in-law who does dressage and her and my brother are both veterinarians and the similarities between them and the romneys are pretty crazy, only my brother and his

wife are a little bit more to the right of them. >> you can to tell us more about that after the break. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [ theme music ] ♪ oh, that jacki schechner in the current -- i'm telling you it's a parte. she tweeted you what? >> she said that she may or may not have said on the air that it's pant's free friday because they just shoot her above the waist. >> they are a bunch of freaks in that center. >> william shatner did -- >> talk into the other end of the microphone --

>> sorry, i didn't realize we were on. >> we're doing the toss -- >> this is where when i'm stuck in the new york studio i can't speak and be heard. >> no, this is where which talk to the tv audience and stalk smack about the radio audience. i got a tweet that said that william shatner did dressage. >> oh. >> and eliot spitzer coming up this hour. governor eliot spitzer joining us in just a bit. first of all jacki schechner, the news minks. good morning, stephanie. good morning, everyone.. we have an update this hour on the george zimmerman bond hearing. george zimmerman's wife has been testifying by speakerphone saying she fears for her husband's safety, and that of her family. she said she also believes that he zimmerman is a threat to

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>> yeah. >> get your tickets online or by calling ticketmasters. minneapolis, minnesota join the sexy liberal comedy tour. >> we haven't gotten a ferrier yet for our dressage horse. [ screaming ] >> you can stop sending me emails of what a ferrier is -- >> yes it's a horseshoe maker. your horse has to take his shoes off as it goes through security. hi, matt. >> i was going to let you know as a ferrier, all of the dressage horses they service are all owned by inner city kids so you know -- >> you are making a joke, right

matthew? . >> i am making a joke. >> isn't that normally what a blacksmith is? that shoes horses? >> no, the blacksmith is a much more brood term -- >> oh. so you can make a living just making horseshoes. >> you make them and nail them on to the horse. >> is there one of those little shoe horns like for people? >> no there's a lot more -- i don't know there's a lot of tools involved that you wouldn't find anywhere else. >> like mitt romney. >> are you technically -- so you are a horse pedicurist. >> yes i am. >> are there ladies when they come in that go pick color! >> stop it! stop it! >> i'm so sorry, current. >> little hair brushes and

ribbons on their horses. >> oh, great. lee press on hooves. [ laughter ] >> mario in chicago, you have friends that do dressage do you? >> my sister in law does. her and my brother are both veterinarians out on the east coast. >> wow, no wonder you can afford to cart your butt all over the country at the sexy liberal shows. >> somebody needs to embarrass them. it's really pretty to look at and the horses enjoy it and she is really good. but god bless when you go to it you are like i don't belong here, i know you can smell i don't have as much money as you -- >> do they wrinkle their noses like horse poop is fine, but oh

i smell commoner. let's go back. because i just watched this thing on my facebook page. the horse enjoy it? i don't think god made horses to dance. do they really enjoy it? >> i have been around horses here and there in my life and they are shaking their tails, their heads are up. the training is really rigorous and requires an insane amount of time and money, and i don't know -- >> and what are they going to do be put out to stud? they would hate that. [ laughter ] >> well, they have done it for a long, long time. and it originated as kind of though sport of kings. >> yeah. what kind of music have you heard? >> have you made things that make you go hum -- >> tons of hip hop. a lot of classical music. >> right. >> does everyone have use like

chariots of fire and they go really slow -- >> i can't believe you just said that, but yes. >> hello. >> they find the cheesiest soundtracks they can -- >> like rainman. >> yeah, exactly. >> how do you make a horse dance? slow motion. it's really crazy if you look at the pacing of the horse -- [ chair rots of fire theme song ] >> it is all to the pace of the song. it's pretty minute. >> does anyone use michael jackson and put like one glove on their hoof? >> no, but there is a video of a guy doing it to "i'm sexy and i know it." >> oh, no. >> for dressage horses. >> yeah, it's hilariously painful.

>> wow wee. you know what -- >> how many shows have you been -- >> sorry i cut her off. >> i'm guessing there is not a lot of dressage in wicker park. >> probably not. >> this is the point we keep making on the show. it's about arristocracy versus democracy. >> i would have our dressage horse dancing to sexy mother [ censor bleep ]. >> this is the theme song for the show and the romney's wedding song too. >> really? i did not know that. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> did you see your colleague was on that flight that the birds -- >> really. >> yeah, delta flight 1063 made an emergency landing at jfk because they were -- somebody filmed the tape -- a flock of

birds flew into the engine. allie reports hearing a loud grinding noise, and then the cabin filled with smoke. [ screaming ] >> and it smelled like chicken. >> top it. >> i wonder if they booked them on cnn for wolf blitzer to interview and ask the birds would you like to look in the camera to apologize. jim texting while flying pilot forgets to lower landing gear. [ screaming ] >> you would think that would be something that would automatically happen. >> no. >> i'll tell you the story -- >> tell me it wasn't jet blue. >> no it was jet star. jet star pilot forced to abort

his singapore landing when he realized at the last minute that he had forgotten to put the landing gear down. [ screaming ] >> did he take off again. >> get out of there and make another pass. >> he was distracted by in-coming text messages. [ screaming ] >> ladies and gentlemen, lol. according to the findings the plane's co-pilot turned off the automatic pilot -- the pilot's cell phone started making noises -- >> do you ever go on a plane and accidentally leave your plane on, and as soon as you get 5000 feet, all of your texts come through, and that's probably what happened -- >> in your case just the

groupies. >> oh yeah. they want to throw us into jail because of it. but that's what hand. >> neither was aware the landing gear had to be lowered. and then the pilot looked at the instrument panel and noticed quote something is not quite right. >> hum. >> can anyone land this plan. >> is there anyone on board that knows how to land -- [ screaming ] >> anyone know how to lower the landing gear. >> that's where you sen the sect omfg. >> at around 720 feet above the ground, the plane let off an alert that the landing gear had not been lowered. the pilot tried to lower it but

at that point it was too low. we will not be ignored. [ laughter ] >> the landing gear will be ignored. >> i'm not going to be ignored! >> buddy in columbus welcome. >> hey gutenfritag all. >> thank you. >> did you know now that dick clark passed you are one of the oldest people on television. >> thank you. >> i am not one of your fans! >> i have a very funny story about dick clark. >> i saw a picture of you with dick clark, and you looked like you were four. >> i was actually six. >> 17 minutes after the hour. kids we talked to you about big commerce. if you are not selling your stuff online you are losing

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♪ ♪ yeah this is the story -- >> announcer: stephanie miller -- ♪ nasty ♪ ♪ bow wow wow yippy yippy yay ♪ >> in honor of dick clark you are playing a lot of hip hop from 50 years ago. >> yes. >> so that just happened. we just watched a video of the dressage to "i'm sexy and i know

it." >> and that's up on our facebook page. enjoy. >> that was sent to me by jacki schechner, and courtney. >> what is going on in here this morning. [ laughter ] >> 23 minutes after the hour. in that is wow wee -- i feel better about my life suddenly. >> not part of the lord's plan. >> shatner does dressage so there's mitigating circumstances here. >> yeah. >> dressage, the final frontier. [ laughter ] >> does he have crazy flans -- >> you cling on bastards you've trained my horse! cut! >> you cling on bastards you . . . trained my horse. [ laughter ] >> frank in maine. >> hey steph. love your show. >> thank you. >> hi mooks.

>> what is up? >> you too tiny jim. we're talking about dressage stade. i thought i would give you a little history. the loyal liposania stallians are the grand daddies -- >> yeah. they are beautiful. >> they used to travel the country. >> and they still do unfortunately. no, it's a good time. they began this whole dressage thing when the horses were whisked away to europe to keep them away from the nazi. the signature routine is [ inaudible ] above the ground. >> you no entirely too much about dressage. mitt romney. >> i'm not going to apologize

for my dad's success, but i know the president likes to attack fellow americans. >> now it's getting ugly. he is attacking successful people. no, he's defending people who have been tafted by you successful people over the last ten years. trickle down doesn't work. >> the president just said he wasn't born with a silver horseshoe in his mouth. >> put there by a ferrier. >> and it was a very thinly veiled reference to romney. there is nothing wrong with being a millionaire at birth, but when you use your capitol, power and influence only to make life easier for the rest of the 1%. they called roosevelt and bobby kennedy a class traitor after his bother died.

when you devote your capital clearly to making your own kind more powerful -- >> another the expense of other americans. >> uh-huh. steve go ahead. >> my wife is actually a dressage champion, but not like in the -- uber-wealthy that you are talk about. and it's a lot of fun. this is the footwork that the horses would do to navigate a melee. so all of the dancing that you see are skills that would be used so they wouldn't run into other horses or get knocked over in battle. >> okay. >> that's sort of where the actual art form comes from. and i suspect that jim being a history geek would love that kind of information as well. >> steven there's like a lower class, middle class dressage --

>> lower cast. [ laughter ] >> what you are describing is actually -- it's a really good metaphor for america. because these super wealthy sponsors that spend ridiculous amounts on their horses treat their help like dirt -- >> not all of them. >> there is a c-celebrity dressage circuit is what you are saying? >> yeah, a lot of these people work hard and are treated badly by the wealthy. and it is a status symbol to own these horses. but i would be surprised if anything but a fraction of these high-end baseball star horses what you are talking about is making fun of the queen's rose garden and forgetting about all of the gardeners. >> all right. thank you, steve. >> would expect nothing less than mitt romney --

>> i love that there are probably old swayback horses dancing to irish music -- >> journey. [ laughter ] >> mitt romney is a guy who calls the wall street bankers who ripped us off job creators, and calls the guy who works on his lawn illegals. >> yeah. >> it's all about class war fair fehr. >> yeah. >> stephanie in houston. >> hey. >> hey, go ahead. >> i'm the official hunter/jumper rider of the "stephanie miller show." >> hello, now. >> i'm also the mother of griffin, the most handsome and romantic horse ever. >> oh, okay. >> there are people that ride and spend time like the guy talk before me, these people that ride at this level, they don't know their horse or spend time with their horse. >> right. they just own their horse. governor eliot spitzer next on the "stephanie miller show."

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simplistic answers. >>we're here because we're independent. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller -- >> i'm sure you are a very nice person, and the story of your escape from the sanitarium is probably quite interesting. >> it is the "stephanie miller show." >> a picture of mel gibson -- >> oh, wow. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> fridays with sexy liberal john fagelsang. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. wow, all of the happenings is going on at current. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> we get a new show a day. my favorite is eliot spitzer and

"viewpoint." good morning, governor. >> good morning. to you. >> i was partying with governor grandholm last night which i do not recommend. >> not if you have a job the next morning. >> congratulations on the new show. >> thank you. it's loads of fun and great to be on the same team with you. >> absolutely. what have you been talk about -- you have so much expertise in so many areas -- >> first that is very kind of you. i like to tell people i have been in politics and now journalism, the two fields where you have to preten you know a lot of everything and really you know nothing. and that's what we have been doing. a lot of bad news but every now and then we try to make people laugh too. >> how much do you know about horse dancing -- >> well we have horses up state on my farm but i have never

seen them dance. i don't know what you feed a horse to make the dance, but i'll give it a try. >> mitt romney is like central casting for the top 1%. isn't it an interesting election? >> here is the thing that amazing me. you are right about that of course, he has done everything wrong. he is the quintessential born on third base and thinks he hit a triple. but then these polls come out this week that this race is a dead heat. and we were saying last week all of that suddenly we wake up, and this is a very close race. whether this is a moment of him being the nominee, or people rel valuating the race we don't know yet.

if i were barack obama, you make up in the morning with a knot in your stomach saying where are things. >> but the white house has always said this is going to be a tight race. >> yeah, but you could almost see it in the bounce in their step as the republican primary season continued. last night i compared them to the past couple of months to having front row seats in the roman coliseum as mitt romney swatted away the weaker contestants -- it was good fun. >> and that's the thing as they say too, polls this far out. do you really think it is significant. the last one i saw was the president is up six points. >> here is why they matter -- you are right they are not wonderful predictors of what will happen in november.

they are accurate snapshots of the momentary psyche of the public. and it suggests to me that the public is open to a real debate about this presidential race. it is not a romp. you have a 20-point margin where there are real structural issues. this race is not game over. if you look at the calendar between now and november and you see an economy that the arc of the job numbers could be negative. the supreme court might take away health care, you can see an image developing by july or august, that gee, what has he accomplished in his first term. the alternative argument is job numbers come back, the supreme court affirms health care and he has a wonderful story to tell. >> i just posted obama's top 50

accomplishments. and he has accomplished out. >> there are some candidates who you say go away on vacation -- >> right. stop talking. >> and we like -- because we're partisan and we can say that we have the definitive view about this race, we see it that way, on the other hand i do talk to a fair number of democrats who say, you know, i could live with mitt romney. >> and don't underestimate obama derangement syndrome. because we have seen it in on unprecedented way, don't you? >> yeah, i think half of the world is living without any sense of history. they want to go back to precisely what brought the stuff on in the first place. i don't know what to make of it sometimes. >> obviously the president has come out and talked about speculators on wall street in the oil market.

you don't know anything about that do you governor? >> no, never encountered anything on wall street that gave me any concern. but to be serious for a moment i was not thrilled with that press conference and here is why. the justice department has always had the power to go after speculation. and i saw that one step beyond what was appropriate. if eric holder believes there is stuff going on in the oil markets, make the case don't tell us you are going to make the case and i wish they would make the case if it's there to be made otherwise just say what the public really needs to hear which is guys, the price of oil is something the president can't control, get over it. i hate to see the public's misunderstanding of that. >> always play fox news clips of

2008. >> right. that's what i would have preferred that they i do play back their own argument. understand what drives energy. he does have a really good energy policy. talk about that instead of distracting us with this pretend press conference. >> jay carney yesterday. take a listen. >> we insisted on legislation that was voted on and passed and signed into law by significant percentages of republicans in both houses. but we didn't know when they did this if they were crossing their fingers behind their backs. they either keep their word or they don't. there is an agreement in place that sets standing levels at his roaric lows. >> this is the kind of thing we're trying to govern with republicans, it's just like no we're going back on the deal. >> this -- it's hard to see or know of anything that would come out of the republican house that

is either honorable or fair or decent, but the white house was a little late in understanding who they were dealing with. they tried to deal with them and negotiate, which you have to try to do, but i think their negotiating strategy was to give up early on and look for goodwill on the other side which was never there. >> is that not the historic republican on democrats? >> yeah, we're too nice. and i think in particular that was the story line of this two and a half years of the white house. going back to the very first stimulus where he gave a third of it away to areas that would have very little impact. >> the main stream media -- you know mitt romney can go on a

television show and say john kerry only released two years of his. when john kerry released 20. >> he should be required -- i shouldn't say required -- he should be asked, requested forcefully to release them. of course he should. when i was in government i released them every year, and i was probably the only guy in the country who called my accountant and said if i play less than 30%, you're fired. the problem is now i paid more than 30%, and i called him and i said you're fired. >> even what we do know it must be astounding what he is hiding. >> i think it would be a wonderful exercise to just take his tax returns, post them online, and kind of -- let the public understand what the tax code is really all about, and then say this is why we think a

buffet rule makes sense. this is why we think some progressive tax code that can be simplified but make it progressive -- first and most important eliminate the ben nate is given to capital gains taxes. >> yeah. >> isn't it fair to say the people already voted for this back in 2008. >> yeah, but we lost it in 2010. we voted for it in 2008, and then the rise of the tea party was another egregious failure on our side of the aisle articulate what happened in '08 and '09. i always felt -- not all of it. there are some pieces of the tea party you could never persuade but there was a big piece that was angry at government bailouts to banks. that anger should have been funneled into something closer to where we are ideologically. >> it is the president can't come out and say this because ho

is dependant on these contributions for recollection? are liberals able to hope for a much more aggressive sec term? >> i don't know. i don't think that barack obama whom i don't pretend to know extraordinarily well, but he is a smart, honorable, ethical individual, his world view is not tailored to contributions. i think he had a world view that was much less reform oriented than many of us thought. >> i'm sorry to have to end with this. but your thoughts on ted nugent. [ laughter ] >> you know -- >> i mean how do -- here they go drawing these false -- this is an endorsement he sought mitt romney. >> some people are just nuts and you say let them wander out

there. shoot them out into space. be done with them. >> good plan. >> that's a great idea. >> him go to newt gingrich's moon colony. [ laughter ] >> very good. >> "viewpoint" at 8:00 pm eastern. >> yep. >> thanks a lot. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> you should never use the name ted nugent without using draft-dodging pedophile. >> that's right. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i think its brilliant. >>current tv welcomes two new hosts. news and analysis with a washington perspective from an

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>> oh. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller -- ♪ makes me lose my mine up in here, up in here y'all going make me go all out, up in here, up in here ♪ ♪ y'all going to make me ride a dancing horse, up in here ♪ >> what is the matter john? >> the dancing horses. >> this hour brought to you by solar world. go to solar world.com to find out more about the leader in american solar. let's go to susan in seattle. >> hi. >> hi! >> you guys i forgot what i was going to say. it has been so long. >> i'm sorry. >> you guys are hilarious.

>> thank you. >> i know. >> secret service and ted nugent. that's what you wanted to say. >> right. >> yes. >> these are the -- pardon my french -- the secret service men are just dogs or pigs depending on if it's ted nugent or the secret service -- >> dogs are loyal and pigs are clean, so what are you trying to say? >> that's true. i didn't mean to denigrate dogs and pigs. >> men are worth than dogs and pigs. >> oh, wow a feminist frenzy. >> people have already been held accountable in this very incident that has been under investigation for a few days. >> by the way i missed another part of what ted nugent said. he said they should view

president obama and other democrats invading your home. like a coyote peeing on your couch. it's your fault for not shooting them. yeah. a few years back scott walker he said the best part was i got to meet ted nugent. >> really? >> before we played the national anthem on his guitar. [ applause ] >> i'm glad he is able to recall something. >> the secret service is interviewing ted nugent because he makes them look really really good. >> the secret service got secretly serviced -- >> yeah. >> well, not so secret now. [ whacky comedy music ] >> now they have been publicly

serviced. mitt romney has of yet to say anything about his remarks to accept -- like i said to jim this -- this whole -- >> i -- i like shooting varmint varmints. [ mysterious music ] >> tedstead going to be on hannity to talk about these hollywood celeb advertise need to shut up -- >> right. thing you. >> right before george zimmerman gets his own fox show standing your ground with george zimmerman. >> sarah palin says the joke on the owed secret service, he wrote on facebook that he was checking her out while protecting her. she said well, check this out, buddy, you're fired! [ applause ] >> hilarious. well, that's inappropriate for that secret service person -- >> it is. he is stealing his catch phrase. you're fired!

>> i was talking to secret service last week and these guys were breach just by walking into the club. >> that could be used against them and used as blackmail. >> when you consider that this guy's job is to keep the president safe if this is the worst malfeasance that happens to this agency in the last 30 years, god bless them. if this is the biggest screw up they have, then they are doing a good job. but this is not going to go away, do they have a group-on discount for all of these hookers at once -- >> and we were saying drinking and being a sniper probably not a good idea -- >> in fairness they were an advance team. they >> stop or i'll barf. >> splat. >> but i want them to be at their full capacity -- >> the right-wing has begun trying -- some of the right-wing

has begun trying to tie this to president obama. >> of course. >> when you look at gsa, and that horrible scandal, $800,000 of tax money wasted, haliburton ripped off the taxpayer you, for over $600 billion. >> laura in california welcome. >> hi, i would like to be the official competitive dressage rider of the "stephanie miller show." >> hello dancy girl. >> yeah, i'm here to say, yeah it is a nutty sport. [ laughter ] >> yeah, well you know, you fall into two categories you either have more money than god or you are certifiably insane. and guess which one i fall into. >> you're my fan, i'm going to guess -- [ cuckoo clock ] >> is there a horse

choreographer? >> matter of fact there are. the guy that called about the spanish riding stuff, he has just about everything wrong. but the choreography there are three sections to the grand prix. there is the grand prix the grand prix special and if you do everything right, then you get to go to the musical free style. >> oh, the free style. that sounds exciting. >> no, it's not. >> no, but i ride them like such. >> it's completely choreographed -- and the guy wearing the afro wig and doing that really -- really embarrassing -- that was a demo ride in florida. but i'm embarrassed to look at it. >> if you don't know the song it would be pretty unpleasant to look at it. and then he wiggles his butt around on the horse -- >> all right. >> but they do have core

core -- choreographers and people who put the music together -- >> wow. all right, horsey dancing girl. >> so this is staged as an episode of the kardashian show. >> definitely. there are a lot of ann romneys. >> all right. well -- >> ann romney -- i'm stopping. i'm stopping. go ahead. >> go ahead, please. >> oh, sorry. i thought you wanted to get rid of me. ann romney is also that rarefied dressage person -- she is what you call a sponsor. >> exactly. she just owns them exactly. i think you are right, i think debbie allen -- >> ann romney is not cleaning the stable? >> debbie allen gives that speech at the beginning of fame. >> announcer: stephanie miller -- >> okay. 58 minutes after the hour. right back with more fridays

with john fagelsang on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ ♪ [ theme music ] ♪ hi current tv now who is tom brokaw to hell us who our guest is this hour. >> raul grijalva. who fortunately is not from illinois. >> no, he's from the great state of arizona. we're hearing reports that arizona may be in play for president obama. very exciting. >> yes. >> we also have right-wing where pat robinson is going to talk

about the jahoos. [ laughter ] >> he say the jews don't understand anti-semitism. >> oh no. i think people that put too many syllables in ja-hoos, and ja-hesus, are just wrong. we're in our last hour with sexy liberal john fagelsang. >> he is sexy and he knows it. >> i'm excited as a dancing horse that it's time for jacki schechner. good morning, stephanie. good morning, everyone. we are just getting news that mitt romney's campaign pulled in $12.6 million last month the president and the democratic party raised $53 million. but mitt romney just started fund-raising for the general

election, and also he will get cover from superpacks like american cross roads which has a ton of cash. the fcc filings are due by midnight. we'll find out where president obama's donations have come from. the zimmerman bond hearing has continued this hour. zimmerman himself is taking the standing. so far his wife and parents have testified by phone on his character and their financial ability to help him post bond. up now a police investigator. defense attorney was questioning him on the probable cause affidavit that he wrote the night that zimmerman shot trayvon martin. today is the 42ndth earth day. it is the second anniversary of the bp oil spill and a national day of silence which started in

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we got to up the amy these shows. we have been selling out for a year. now which need dressage horsing doing to sexy mother [ censor bleep ]. i want to do a george carlin hologram -- >> they were going to have an axl rose -- >> go ahead. >> they were going to have an axl rose hologram but it was so realistic it refused to go on stage. ♪ >> tupac's resurrection the reaction from thrilled to queasy at festival. any time you resurrect the dead though, a lot of question come

from. from the technical to the legal who owns you when you are dead, to the down right ethical. i'm sure the guy who owns the show is trying to kill me for the life insurance money. i will be by sexy liberal by hologram. >> all of these cameras are not to put you on current tv it's to take measurements for your hologram. >> dr. dre' same a year ago to do this. i like it. this is how it will be in the future. you can see elvis again. jimmy hendrix again. i know guys who would pay to see sin naught are. >> american's made the number one movie in the country with

michael jackson. >> you know the one that was not so good lisa marie presley did a duet with elvis, and she is not the best singer in the world. ♪ hound dog ♪ [ dog howling ] ♪ ♪ and you ain't no friend of mine ♪ [ laughter ] >> it's like michele bachmann singing into a hair brush. ♪ friend of mine ♪ >> you have been banned from the jungle world for life. [ laughter ] >> so talking about the down rightest call side of this -- the story asking what is the stop for filling in the worst dictator here and digital

zombies are going to continue to rise. >> but on a musical level it's not unlike samples. loads of kids at that concert has never seen tupac. >> some of the younger ones said who is tupac. >> no, they didn't. >> they did. >> no they didn't. >> they most certainly did. >> the important thing is puffy isn't making any money off of it. >> will there be a dick clark hologram at the new years eve. >> i hope not. >> i hope not. but i do hope this technology can be used to make mitt romney seam more real. >> i saw a picture of you with dick clark and you look about four. >> do we have a second for my story? >> yeah.

>> i have a lot of respect for him. if you ever loved someone who had a stroke you know that's a section of the population who is hidden away. but i did work for him a few times. but the first time i met him -- i had come out to l.a. and was hosting america's funniest home videos are daisy. and i wasn't having the best of times. they said i looked angry. [ laughter ] >> so they asked me to -- >> look perkier -- >> you look too serious. >> i posted clip shows and i lost the will to live then -- >> yeah, i was a 20-something comedian, but the people were great, so they said will you promote the show on donny and marie's new daytime show. >> i remember that. >> edgy but not in your face.

political without taking sides, and i really wants to meet dick clark. so i'm backstage waiting to go on. and i love donny and marie, and donny says our next guest is -- and marie says please welcome don fewing elson. >> donny says so john tell me what it is like -- >> problem with the cameras got to do that again. so i'm a pro, so i get up and walk towards the wing. and he stage manager says probably with the cameras. we have to do your intro again. and i said it's no problem. suddenly dick clark appears before my eyes. >> woe! >> he looked great, leather jacket his boots that had lifts

but you couldn't see, and perfect tan -- he just looked so cool. and i said dick hey, it's you. and he said sorry there was a problem with the cameras. i said no problem. he leans in and whispers there was no problem with the cameras, marie f-ed your name. [ laughter ] >> i couldn't help but think i would have had more hope for my future if someone would have taken me aside as a child and say fear not tot, one day you'll meet dick clark and he'll use marie osmond and the f-bomb in

the same sentence. [ applause ] >> ah. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> we have a little bit of breaking news. the judge has set bail at $150,000 for george zimmerman, and he is to drink no alcohol. >> so he gets out? >> he gets out. >> okay nug time to get out your checkbook. >> that's not good. >> what do you mean? >> i think he'll walk. >> he may walk and been convictable, and that's okay. >> it is not. >> yes, it is. if he is cleared by a jury of his peers it is okay -- >> not if they screwed up his investigation. >> we were anger because it was 46 days without an arrest. the fact is the protests worked. we got the arrest and now even

the family and trayvon's mother said he was arrested that's what we wanted. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> kim kardashian might seriously be mayor of glendale. >> she has a lot of hoops to jump through. >> she has to run for city council before she can become mayor and then sit out and rotate. [ whacky comedy music ] >> i think you need a sex tape to be mayor of glendale. >> she is qualified. [ laughter ] >> she gets to say it and the media covers it.

>> yes. >> i guess she is important. >> there are lots of armenians -- >> just remember if o.j. wouldn't have killed those people none of you would have known what a kardashian was. >> yeah. 17 minutes after the hour -- >> stop, stop, stop. >> yeah, we're going to quit while we're ahead. 17 minutes after the hour. >> what is this the twilight zone? >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." [ recorded show playing in the background ] >> we're still up on the . . . >> we're still up on the f-ing mic? >> yeah. >> oh. >> see what you did there? >> that was my dick clark impersonation. >> i need my madonna. >> i have that queued up. >> oh you did? >> yes but then there was the

coyote howl. >> love having you in studio, john. >> yeah, really? >> yes. >> i promise you i will be here at least once a month. >> yeah.

>>just refreshing to hear. no other television show does that. we're keeping it real.

i have been there. >> he sold it a few years ago. he died with hundreds of millions of dollars -- >> yeah. [ belches ] >> bless you. >> uh-huh. >> and one game show i auditions for would have been done by dick clark productions. it was a highly disastrous audition i had. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i had a disastrous audition with him as well. i worked for him a couple of times [ inaudible ]. >> you were a [ inaudible ]

actor. >> no it was very dramatic. >> oh, okay. ♪ ♪ let's go ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 23 minutes after the hour. get who is coming up after the bottom of the hour. raul grijalva. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> one of the most progressive members of congress i will have you know. >> yes absolutely. >> he has a way of balancing out governor brew . >> there you go. governor crypt keeper. [ laughter ] >> i have a bone to pick with you. tanya in chicago. hi, tanya. >> hi stephanie how are you?

>> good, how are you in >> i'll well thank you, how are you? >> i'm well. that's the voice you use when you pretend you are really happy for somebody who is doing better than you. oh, how are you! >> i can deal with lisa but i will not have you mess around with another tanya from the chicagoland area. >> you know you are the only one. [ laughter ] >> you know the interview diane sawyer conducted with the romneys. i just noticed that the romneys had a sense of entitlement. >> what? no, what? ! [ dramatic music ] >> ann romney was going it's just mitt's turn. >> you know else who had a turn bob dole. >> if you peasants wouldn't mind

vacating the white house so we can back. >> yes. >> i pay someone to have a sense of humor. >> this was rightfully ours in 2008. >> oh, my goodness, it's our turn. >> he is the dole by the way -- it's his turn it's all his space, and they will make him run so far to the right, he will be more and more awkward. >> yep. meredith in fresno. >> i am on a big mission. and that is to have the john fagelsang one liner be what we need to convince the public of all of the hypocrisy on the other side. what he said about the gsa versus haliburton, people can understand that. but what he said about the wall street thieves being called the job creators, and the people caring for our lawns being the illegals. you have to walk to mr. woodhouse at the dnc and get

those kind of bullet points on -- >> they don't follow my tweets. >> what was that book -- >> fuglets. >> you knocked a memory from the '80s right out -- >> right? >> billy wilder, i use this quote a lot billy wilder said if you are going to tell people the truth, make it funny or people will kill you. if it's not funny -- >> although jon stewart is going down now. >> and he's at one of these fake catholics, like rick santorum -- he disagrees with the pope on universal health

care, and he has this little office -- one of the guys said the catholic league is bill and a six pack. and using humor is a way to get the point across. >> true to that. if only one think of doing some kind of tour of some kind. knick [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> bristol palin has is new reality show. >> oh that's good. >> sarah palin is ruining her daughter's career. one source says she was one of the most difficult people they have ever had to deal with. for her to stop talking -- >> guys and gals! >> my ears are bleeding. >> her show is about an unmarried teen who gets paid

money to breech about absten nans. >> she said she was the original teen mom. she told them whatever number they were thinking of to triple it. >> i think you would pay anything to get her to stop talking at some point. she gave her final say on what scenes would be suitable to air. >> for bristol's show? >> yeah. >> who is going to watch that besides drag queens. >> she said there is much more money in television. >> what a shock. >> uh-huh. >> dick cheney if he would just say what is with her leaving the office. >> yeah. >> 29 minutes after the hour, representative -- >> raul grijalva. >> next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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horses. >> and the staten island farrior. >> there must be a horse masseuse horse chiropractor, and horse ferrier. >> mitt romney gave a speech in phoenix. representative raul grijalva -- i was close enough. representative good morning. >> good morning, stephanie. how are ya? >> thanks so much for taking time for us. >> thanks for the invite. >> i'm hearing rumors this morning that arizona might be in play for president obama this year, what do you think? >> i think that is a pretty distinct possibility. and i don't use the word distinct to mean far away i think the president's campaign is looking at arizona. we have some forbidable statewide candidates to challenge for the position that kyle is vacating and i think in

the course of the last 18 19 months, the tenor of politics has started to shift in arizona. this state of mind has turned into the petri dish for every expeer r -- extreme right-wing whether it's the prison industry, women's rights employee rights guns, name it. so they have experimented here and i think the people of arizona are beginning to realize that the state is hurting because of that, not just in reputation, but in the economy, and the division that has happened among the people of arizona has deepened and i think people are starting to look a different way. decent -- a lot of decent people in arizona are beginning to see this is not the state that i want and not where we want to

go. >> absolutely. we have done shows in tucson and phoenix, and that's the energy i feel there. you mentioned immigration, romney way behind with hispanic voters and he has already started this flip flop on immigration. his advisor is now just some guy that they used to know. he is just a supporter of some sort. are people going to buy the flip flop on this? >> i don't think so i really don't believe so. and particularly the whole reason for the flip flop is this huge gap with latino voters -- >> yep. >> the magic number for republicans is 35 to 40% to get that part of the vote. i -- i see no way possible. and you have rubio and others trying to now float a version of the g-mac as to placate -- >> that almost sounds like a

republican version of the dream act. [ laughter ] >> there are still many of us who helped pass the one in the house. the original dream act and the one that really is -- really does put these young people on a path to citizenship are wondering just exactly what is it? >> his version is letting them stay here and never letting them become citizens no matter how many taxes they pay into our economy. >> this is the guy that came up with the idea -- they are self deport if you make things bad enough -- >> yeah, like mitt's great grandfather did when they banned polygamy here. when you look at governor romney doubling down on the arizona arpart tide law, does that hurt him more than president obama?

>> yeah, you could say it cuts both ways, and to some extent it does but if you -- and everybody pay close attention to those debates. okay? >> uh-huh. >> and the harshness and everybody outdoing thenses. when newt gingrich sounds almost moderate on the issue, you have got some problems. >> yeah. >> and so that is verbal. that is on video. that is in the news. i don't know how you reset now. >> well, the president said he'll just play the republican debates on a loop on univision and that should do the trick. >> and in arizona one of the unseemly scenes that hand in arizona during the primary is when all of any candidates that were still in at the time about six seven came to kiss the

sheriff's ring for his endorsement, and romney was one of those. >> yeah. >> and the endorsement went to perry, giving you the kind of political foresight that the sheriff has -- >> shocking. >> but romney was there in line. he called him a national model for immigration reform. >> yeah just like he called romney care a national model -- >> and he said i'll veto it if i'm president. >> yeah. >> i don't know how you can get away with that and if you come up with something to placate with the dream act and it essentially says we're going to create a permanent class of second class citizens with no rights and no -- no point about the future for them i think the latino community is going to see through that very very quickly. >> congressman a lot of talk about marco rubio for the vp

pick, would that be as insulting to hispanics as it was them picking sarah palin? >> on many levels. i think the sophistication of the latino voters is horribly underestimated. >> exactly right. >> you are looking at content not just the last name. his positions on education are extreme. he is a tea party favorite. no i think that -- that his name on the ballot for romney is not going to have coat tails in the latino community. we're past symbolism now. >> let's talk about the romney campaign's secrecy, david axelrod said there was a showed called i've got a secret, and

that should be the show of the mitt romney campaign. i would like to host it again. because that is so -- to just say a word -- entitled that you are only entitled to see two years of my tax returns. >> i think the whole disclosure thing, how much you are paying how much you have, i think that's a legitimate issue, and people running for the highest office should have the wherewithal to present that to the american people. that's part of the process. part of the secrecy too is him talking about -- well when he was having that high deep pocket done for fund raiser where he said, you know, well i have a plan how to deal with these tax cuts for the millionaires we're going to after hud and gut

education, and that's how we're going to find the money to pay for this but i can't talk about it, because that won't play well out there with the american people, but trust me that's where i'm going. that kind of secrecy and wink and nod in this campaign is -- is scary to begin with, but, you know, enough is getting out about this whole operation of romney's which is built on secrecy and built on understandings among the very powerful -- >> apparently none of this matters, because according to ann romney it's their turn. >> yeah. >> oh, boy. >> i was reading the statistic. in 1980 9% of the wealth was concentrated on the 1%. right now 25% is concentrated in the 1%. >> wow. >> i think their turn has come. it has stayed and he -- he is

proposing that it increase and continue to stay. i -- i think once the president sharpens his points that is going to become very very clear. >> representative always a pleasure, hope to talk to you again as the campaign rolls along. thank you very much. >> looking forward to it. [ applause ] >> what a guy. >> let's go to mary in tennessee. >> mary! mary! >> hi, mary! >> you didn't -- >> yes i did. i did it. she was going to talk about the polls being close -- [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> mary wasn't there. >> jewel -- julie says the only bias is -- >> exactly stephanie, the media needs the ratings and they have to make it tight.

romney lied again, romney flip flopped again. no one really much likes romney. okay. now people are really starting to hate romney. general motors is still alive, bin lauden is still lead. >> do you think it would be smart of obama to have a super pac just to fund a third-party evangelical candidate? >> i think so. >> right in >> they have had two catholics, a mormon and a guy who worships -- [ inaudible ]. >> yes, please be free. don't be enclaved by the republican party. >> especially if you are what they call a pro lifer. they tend to favor the death penalty, but they are pro some

life. mitt romney was a pro choicer -- >> right. >> i agree with rick santorum, he is not a real conservative. be free. ♪ born free ♪ ♪ as free as the wind blows ♪ >> get somebody extra crispy crazy. ♪ born free to ♪ >> hello, you are high. >> 46 minutes after the hour. fridays with john fagelsang. as we collude fridays on the "stephanie miller show." >> are you thinking what i'm thinking? >> all the time bitch. >> good. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ until the truth reveals itself.

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celebrate canibus because . . . i forget. [ laughter ] >> madonna said she was not very happy to see pictures of her 15-year-old daughter smoking. >> oh. hi i'm madonna. >> holy molly. >> you could assume that what he is saying is if barack obama is reelected i'll try to kill him or what he could be saying this is both the president and the attorney general are anti-gun grabbers, the way we call them we believe in that second term this administration will come down hard on gun rights and try to take guns away from people and i think in the context of where ted nugent was speaking to a bunch of freedom loving

people, he was saying we're not going to have our gun rights interrupted. >> and now a complete list of all of the guns that eric holder has tried to take away. [ crickets chirping ] >> thank you. >> you have got to say what have they done to infringe on your gun rights? >> nothing. mitt romney passed a lot of gun-control measures. >> do tell steph? >> the nra has magically scrubbed the ted nugent video from their website. >> oh. >> this is such a lie. the democratic party has dropped gun control as an issue. >> yep. >> oh, by the way we forgot. we love raul grijalva. and now here is tom brokaw. >> [ mumbling ] in we'll serve goulash and

[ mumbling ] take two they are small. >> okay. moving on michelle malkin, who follows legendary loser lars -- >> some of the persistent feminist myths about this so-called wage gap, and a lot of these feminists and the white house which as we noted as this do what we say, not as we do mentality about these kind of policies, always ignores the fact that it's not just discrimination against women that explains the wage gap. there are things like, oh i don't know, free will, and the kind of choices that women make on their own. >> to work for less? >> with regard to the kind of industries they choose to go in.

>> sure, i choose to make less than men. >> if lies were [ inaudible ] michelle malkin would be a wookie. >> i'll blame all of this on the bible. it's women's own fault they have painful child work menstruation and crappy wages because of men. >> thanks for bringing up menstruation. peter bar berra. >> what he is doing to the country is part of the election of america. we said he was not going to divide the country, and he has become one of the greatest if not the greatest president pushing morality -- >> he is from the organization

of americans for the truth about homosexuality. >> oh right. >> the big lie now is obama promised to not be a divider. it was bush who had us loosing 750,000 jobs a month. and i still blame george lucas for jar-jar too. >> rush limbaugh. >> obama said -- and he really means it this, maybe obama is going to put a $42 million bounty on the speculators. it just makes me wonder if obama -- hugo chavez on big oil -- just nationalize him. >> right when he's done taking our guns. >> that was rush limbaugh saying that obama is not actually a socialist. because he could have nationalized the car companies

but he didn't. >> now pat robinson with some thoughts. >> ladies and gentlemen, there is a god, and there is a devil, and the devil hates israel. why? because israel is the evidence of the existence of god, and his laws were transmitted through israel, and the messiah of the world came through israel and the devil wants to destroy israel, because he thinks if he can destroy the jews israel will wipe out the consciousness that people have of the existence of god, but the poor jews don't -- it's too cosmic for most of them to grasp especially because they don't believe that jesus was the messiah. >> if you believe in god, then everywhere is proof of god's existence. god is everywhere. >> the jews aren't cosmic enough --

>> yeah, mel gibson did such a great impression -- >> yes. >> we are don't have to talk about the jew-hating in that sentence, but the reality is pat robinson and these other junkies. it has nothing to do with the teachings of christ, and these guys need israel so it can be destroyed when the rapture comes. they ignore the teachings of christ because they are inconveniently liberal. >> thank you. my personal -- ♪ your own comedy genius ♪ >> guilt the love story is in phoenix on the 5th. >> and then minneapolis in may, boston june l.a. july columbus august, seattle september -- >> more to come. >> no. >> more to come -- >> yeah.

yeah. >> you are lying. >> i'm not lying to you kids. >> have a great weekend. we'll see y