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block ♪ ♪ i know where i came from ♪ >> stephanie: it is the stephanie miller show. what up. 22 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12. eric boehlert from media matters rejoins us to continue right wing world. we did it to him last week again. brian fisher on the american family radio. >> if mitt romney can be pushed around intimidated coerced co-opted by a conservative radio talk show host in middle america, then how is he going to stand up to the chinese? how is he going to stand up to putin? how is he going to stand up to north korea if he can be pushed around by a yokel like me. i don't think romney is realizing kind of the doubts this begins to raise about his leadership. >> so you got romney to do what you wanted to do. >> stephanie: now he's a puss for doing that.

>> that's great. this is the whole right wing media and the effect it has on the campaign. this surrounds around -- the resignation, however you want to describe it. openly gay spokesperson. it was an embarrassment. it was an embarrassment for the romney campaign. he didn't have anything to say about it. or very good explanation and it was clearly seen as kowtowing to the far, far right. >> stephanie: it was pathetic. >> right wing media really cared. it was an evangelical hard right that gave him a hard time. and you know poof, the guy is gone. >> stephanie: that was incredible, too. he was saying exactly what we've been saying on the left. that's what you get for sucking up to religious right right? >> this is the same week we talked about. the incredibly irresponsible and dishonest right wing media. he thinks he can dance his dance all the way to november. he can't. you cannot align yourself with

sort of this kabul. the fact it is going to be -- expect it is going to be a success for you. >> stephanie: eric, isn't the key reason why mitt romney is just -- in my view, unelectable because of this complete lack of any kind of principle. what did he try to do this weekend? i wanted him to stay. this is a guy with no core principles. he lets himself get bullied. then right wing radio host knew that he caved. then this michael guest was a gay diplomat appointed by george bush. he wrote the republican party's leadership allows principles of fairness to be hollowed out. romney's slowness to comment amid the noise since grinnell's resignation raises questions about his principles as well as the quality and depth of his leadership. he lost in every group. >> he commented on it like three or four or five days later like oh gosh, i hadn't been thinking about it.

he got kowtowed by the far evangelical media. imagine what happens when the mainstream right wing media, fox news, when they're upset about something romney does, he's going to cave in like 15 seconds. he can't even hold off the truly crazies who suggest you know, gay people have no role in the republican party at all. it is amazing. >> stephanie: eric, you tweeted about this. i had to hear it for myself. ted nugent on cbs this morning. >> here we go. >> call me. when you sit down across from someone who has more families with dying little boys and girls who get a call to take them on their last fishing trip in life. call me when you meet someone who does that more than i do because that's really moderate. in fact, you know what that is? that's extreme. i'm an extremely loving, passionate man and people who investigate me honestly without the baggage of political correctnesses aer tain the

conclusion that i'm a damn nice guy and if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, [ bleep ] how does that sound? >> stephanie: wow. >> i'm a really nice guy. it is proven i'm going to shoot you in the head. >> stephanie: i'm going to suck your [ bleep ] or that producer. >> then he shouted at a woman producer equally insane and offensive. this was a cbs sit-down interview. very innocuous. very friendly. tell us how funny you are. tell us how controversial you are. there was nothing to prompt this. >> stephanie: you're so colorful. i guess he showed them. can i say this makes me feel better about i have an immature confession to make. yesterday i was running by the greek theatre in l.a. with my two dogs and on the billboard tonight, it said speedwagon, styx and ted nugent.

there were tech guys and one yelled and said hey steph i love your show. i waved back. i said thank you. ted nugent sucks and he started laughing. >> and remember the romney campaign, you know, sought out nugent's endorsement. that's how desperate they were not to lose the home state of michigan. they're aligned with this insanity. it is crazy. >> stephanie: fox news security expert on hannity. >> no, it is not torture. i think there's a second issue. did it work? it worked. if it work and it's kept the united states safe for this last ten years even if it is torture, it is probably worth doing. >> oh, wow. >> oh, my. wonder if she has any relatives serving in the u.s. military? that things it is a great idea that we should -- our country should throw off the ban on trture. >> stephanie: if you're going to go on television as a security expert, you might want to peruse the geneva conventions once in awhile.

>> it is interesting about that point it worked. that was part of the pushback last week, the anniversary of bin laden's killing. it came up time and time again. obama had nothing to do with this. anyone would have made that call and by the way we found bin laden because of torture. this is a talking point that's never going to go away. >> nobody would with have done it. >> stephanie: yeah, of course. eric boehlert, great stuff as always. media matters this week. we'll see you again next week. bye-bye. [ applause ] >> it is not torture. but if it is, i don't care! >> stephanie: all right. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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sisterhood party if you will. it was a bunch of ladies over 40 kind of talking about issues. but one of the questions or comments that was brought up is one of my friends just came out and she's gay and i don't know, i don't want to go to her wedding. i'm like hey! i had a friend in high school who came out and it was disappointed because he came out after he had a wedding. i wanted to go and why wouldn't i want to go? everybody supposedly christian in the room was like oh, no, i wouldn't do that. that's against my beliefs. i'm like hey, how many of you had premarital sex, how many of you lived with your boyfriend? these are all sins. i know. exactly. so i could not believe. i keep hearing and listening to the talk shows that talk about african americans that don't agree or they'll feel there's a civil rights issue here. i didn't understand that because that's not who i usually hang around with. but i saw this weekend and i was

shocked. i couldn't believe it. >> stephanie: that's all you can do is combat it one person at a time and put your own human face on it right? >> caller: you know, i left because i'm like they're not going to bash my best friend from high school like this. but i left my lights on, the car battery died, i had to wait for someone to take me home. >> stephanie: i remember my best friend in high school dated the only black guy in our high school which in 1970 something trust me, was a big deal. i remember starting then, i was like you racist bastards, you rednecks, leave her alone. she can do what she wants. >> how short is our memory? how short is our memory? >> stephanie: exactly. % exactly. >> how short is our memory? >> stephanie: another thing. how short is our memory? all right. we all gotta have each other's backs. that's our point. >> stephanie: let's go to janine in raleigh north carolina. hi janine.

>> caller: first time caller. so glad i finally found your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i live outside of raleigh. there was a very small street fair in my town and of course, there was the one and only g.p. tent with a couple of people -- g.o.p. tent with a couple of people campaigning. they wanted to hand me a republican sticker. i put my hand up and i said no, no. i said let me backtrack. >> stephanie: were they like a half price victor the victory elephant? >> my poor daughter is going please don't go back. i had to go back and say so where are you on amendment one? he said i don't believe the government should get involved. i said oh, then you're going to vote against right? he said oh, no no, no i believe in what's in the bible. i said where in the bible does it say that women should not have some sort of domestic violence protection? where? show me the passage and i will do whatever i can.

and there was five men standing there and not one of them, not one could say a word. >> that's right. >> stephanie: exactly. >> read the book of bitch had it coming. old testament. >> i think they edited that one out. they focus grouped that one. everybody must get stoned. for talking in public. >> stephanie: you guys going to have to bring stones every morning. i do not stop yapping for three hours. >> she won't shut up. >> and she's wearing two kinds of fabric. >> stephanie: there has to be something against chicks in a hat. >> she brings in that -- whatever it is? >> stephanie: something. listen, all i know is my brand of tuna is best. in other war on women news, house republicans -- >> there was one thing -- stephanie miller. >> was sure of, it was that her

brand of tuna was best. >> and i need another cigarette. before i do anymore announcing. >> stephanie: republican led -- it would not only strip away rights for native-american native-americans it also allows immigration officials to speak with and ask for evidence from his or her abuser. so it lets their abuser know they called for help. that seems wise. undocumented victims already fear calling police because they risk deportation. this adds on another level by alerting their abusers they've sought help. >> oh, god. >> stephanie: they should all just -- name all of the bills bitch had it coming, bill. >> i'm used to them being against it. what do they have against native americans? >> stephanie: a lot of people cannot play in our reindeer games. mary in tennessee.

you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, there. how is everybody? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i just wanted to say about this buzz in north carolina about marriage equality that it's been framed wrong. the whole thing is that they're not giving anyone any new rights. gay people have a right to get married. they have a right to choose to get married to straight people. so they're not giving us any extra rights. they're actually restricting their rights. and i think it is one of those -- republicans love to say it is a slippery slope. well, they could arbitrary say okay, well if you're nearsighted or farsighted, you can wear glasses but you can't wear contacts because that ruins the sanctity of 20/20 sighted people. >> aspen is a slippery slope and yet it is very popular. >> stephanie: interestingly enough, thank you, jim. good point. [ applause ] okay. >> really? >> stephanie: kathy in michigan, you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome. >> caller: hi, stephanie.

>> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i want to preface my remarks by saying i'm around here for the obama campaign and i also live -- >> stephanie: i want to preface my remarks by saying yea. >> i live in bloomfield hills michigan, which is probably one of the most republican areas in the state. and every time there is an -- a contentious election which of course the last one was also, my husband and i this time are wearing the new obama buttons around and about i should say. and my husband was at a corner grocery store and waiting in line to check out. he noticed this guy kind of giving him dirty looks. and my husband being a man and not really basically very confrontational either, didn't really pick up on what the vibes were but you know, he was lloyding the car and this man waxed up behind him and he

says -- he said you're voting for obama? you drive a lexus? and my husband looked at him and said you're serious aren't you? then there were some exchanges back and forth. and no fingers no center fingers. some other nasty words. that were exchanged. but this kind of thing might we experience in the last election when we wore our t-shirt that said somewhere in texas a village is missing its idiot. and we would get these dirty filthy looks at the grocery store, too. we love it! >> stephanie: at least our bumper stickers are funny. that was a funny one. it was a good one. >> by the way, mike in raleigh in the current chat room says in honor of george goober lindsey dying, i would ask that all others stay home tomorrow. >> stephanie: don't do anything goobery.

cynthia in pensacola florida. welcome. >> caller: hi. i'm so in love with you. i am a loyal listener and viewer. current is one of my favorite things in the morning to watch. you keep me laughing. you keep me informed. >> stephanie: thank you, cynthia. >> caller: you say the truth. i can't hold it back any longer. i've gotta tell her how much i love her. >> stephanie: cynthia, how old are you? do you mind my asking? >> caller: 28 going on 53. >> stephanie: bring it sister. she has that cackley laugh that i love. she sounds like magda. >> or tan mom. >> stephanie: noah in chicago. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi noah. >> how are you guys? >> stephanie: good, go ahead. >> caller: going back to the war on terror, one thing we have to

stop doing as progressives, as liberals, is giving the right credibility or any kind of -- giving what they say any kind of time and credibility because i don't think these people have any interest in the common good. if you take a look at the war on terror, i'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but is seems to me that you know, with osama bin laden, they didn't want to ever catch him. if you look at -- your cheneys and your rumsfelds they wanted -- >> a boogie man. >> caller: a boogie man, right. i just -- >> stephanie: keep people afraid. to keep people afraid. exactly. >> to keep people voting republican. >> stephanie: angela in phoenix, you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome. >> caller: i love you, mama. >> stephanie: i love you back. go ahead. >> caller: i just wanted to say with this black and gay issue i'm a gay woman and i agree with you, the blacks need to have our backs, too.

but you know i just wanted to say we really need to see the difference with each other. as far as the blacks, i can't walk into a store. i can walk into a store and there are people say i'm white. as a black person, they can't walk into a store and pretend they're white. on the same token, i'm trying to say this fast. on the same token i have had to come out to my family as gay you know, as a black person, you don't have to come out to your family as black. >> stephanie: unless they're really not very perceptive. >> caller: exactly. it is different but it is the same. it is all about human rights. >> stephanie: rights are as i said last week, bigotry is bigotry. rights are rights. i made that point earlier, angela that even if you believe being gay is a choice, why does that make it okay to discriminate against somebody? you choose your religion. it doesn't make it okay to discriminate against someone.

>> caller: exactly. we need to be in it together. >> stephanie: there you are. thanks angela. the president on the campaign trail. 2012. >> governor romney is a patriotic american who's raised a wonderful family. he sincerely believes if investors like him make money the rest of us will automatically prosper as well. >> he's wrong there. >> stephanie: romney is for -- he's for everybody if you happen to be somebody that wears white pants and a blue yachting jacket. >> and a skipper's hat. >> good heavens a yale man. >> stephanie: more crunchy audience goodness as we continue on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: for a good time call now. 1-800-steph-12. developed connect a million minds. to introduce kids in our communities to the opportunities that inspire them to develop these important skills. how can my car go faster? maybe your child will figure it out.

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anie miller show." welcome to it. 51 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere to join the party. republicans have a new ally on the war against women, jim. republican women. ken brewer, crypt keeper -- she should have a tan off with tan mom. jim brewer signs a ban on planned parenthood funding in arizona. take that, arizona women. >> unplanned parenthood. >> stephanie: on friday, arizona governor jan brewer signed into law the whole

women's health funding priority act which bans planned parenthood that offers abortion to women from receiving state funding. the move will have significant impact on lower income women who rely on planned parenthood. >> basically, she things that any woman who makes less than her does not have the right to get healthcare. >> stephanie: right. have you seen the new funnier guy? >> we just posted it on your facebook page. >> stephanie: what is this called? >> republicans get in my vagina. >> kate beckinsale and a couple of other actresses. >> i'm a busy woman. with a lot on my plate. and i'm a republican. >> i need a government that can move with the times and i am a republican. >> what do real republican women want from their government? >> i don't want government in my banks. >> i don't want government in my classroom. where do i want government? >> in my vagina. >> in my vagina.

>> way, way deep up there in my vagina. >> in my mother's vagina. >> in my daughter's vagina. >> in my great grandmother's vagina. >> my right to choose? what about my right to choose to not have a choice? >> being a woman means having a vagina but it doesn't mean we want to have control of it. >> gushy and creep thing. >> have you ever really looked at it? it looks like an unshaven clown. actually kind of scary. they're like a black hole. like a massive black hole that lures thousands of stars into its unrelenting gravitational pull. >> no, not thousand. just one. sorry. i messed that up. it was one star. one star. joey, you can't have a cookie before dinner. look. i make big decisions all day. and now the democrats want me to make even more? >> i could have the government provide access to affordable birth control, decide when i want to get pregnant, do tests

on the fetus to make sure it is healthy and then have a baby -- >> or the government could restrict birth control, up my chances of having an unwanted child,. >> scare me into refusing tests that they say more often than not end in abortion. >> and then have a baby. it is just easier. >> who are you going to listen to? your doctor? >> or a republican? >> do you want someone like your dad in your vagina? >> i do. >> i would like to have my dad involved in my vagina. >> luckily, during rape and incest, my vagina knows it is wrong and he secretes a hormone to keep me from getting pregnant. we all win. >> let the oval office take care of your oval office. >> open up your legs and let the government in. >> paid for by the real republican, real women of real america. >> i don't think they were entirely serious. >> really?

[ applause ] >> what gave you that impression? >> tongue was firmly in the cheek there. >> or somewhere. >> stephanie: speaking of republican women, michele bachmann told christian broadcasting network her presidential campaign was extremely careful and almost mistake-free. almost vote-free as well. >> on what planet was her campaign mistake-free? >> stephanie: i don't think there is a planet named darr. the lord called me to get into the race. the lord likes a spoiler i guess, not a winner. >> the lord is a prankster. >> that's what she's calling marcus right now. >> stephanie: the lord called me to get into the race. i'm glad i did. she said she was partially responsible for the change of heart in mitt romney on the repeal of healthcare reform. right. bachmann criticized the media which she said covered her campaign rather critically. that she seemed to be a completely unprepared dope. maybe. one thick i learned is make sure

you have elvis presley's birthday down and know where john wayne was born. >> unlike a bunch of other things. >> she said her campaign was mistake free and then she pointed out two of them right there? >> stephanie: a couple. >> all right. glaring obvious ones. >> stephanie: we were extremely careful and almost mistake-free except for those two points. >> except for losing it. >> stephanie: except the one about the two of the founding fathers worked tirelessly to end slavely. >> getting marcus involved in the campaign was a mistake. >> stephanie: perhaps a different stylist. >> vote for michelle. >> they'll hate you. >> stephanie: people don't like chicks in bone white apparently. >> i'll tell you why i can't put up with your people because you're bastard people. >> stephanie: okay. jessica in ohio. you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome. hi jess. >> caller: hi, mama. what's going on? >> stephanie: not much. go ahead. >> caller: i wanted to say all

14,000 plus of us regardless of what is said. not anybody wants to sit in the nosebleed seats. my sisters were watching on tv. my nieces saw us on tv so that was a plus. >> stephanie: pretty enthusiastic although it is hard to top the mitt mentum that you see in all of his gatherings. the people say they have -- they look like they have really bad gas or under duress. >> they're nailed to the seats. of course they look uncomfortable. they can't get up and move. >> stephanie: bill in albany? >> caller: hey mama. the official courier driver of "the stephanie miller show" anxiously awaiting the boston gig where i can see you guys in person. want to let you know how pissed off i am at obama. gas has gone down 18 cents in my

area. i need somebody to blame for that. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he was implying irony there. >> stephanie: gas prices fall 12 cents per gallon since obama announced the speculation crackdown. the national media, fox news were quick to report that the sky was falling when republicans tried to rising gas prices a political liability for president obama. >> but when they're coming down, not a peep. >> stephanie: the conversation dominated political news for weeks as the national average peaked to about $3.93 a gallon since president obama talked to bill speculation, gas prices have fall ton about $3.80 per gallon and are expected to plunge to $3.50 by july. the president will have nothing -- >> damn it! >> stephanie: no mention of that on fox news. curious about that. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

>> stephanie: hello. here we are munching on party food. about to begin hour number three of the big radio show here. we have more crunchy audio goodness of the president on the 2012 presidential trail. i'm in. just me? who's in? >> i'm there. >> stephanie: a lot of people in. and we have celebrity stack. i have a thick celebrity stack since we haven't gotten to it. snooki is in a fight with tan mom. >> speaking of celebrities. >> stephanie: that's a classy off that one.

classy with a k off snooki and tan mom. according to saturday night live, she can make toast between her thighs. >> it becomes toast. >> stephanie: good to know. good to know. all right. you know what else is good to know is that party animal jacki schechner is at the ready in the current news center. good morning jacki. good morning stephanie and everyone. after the big weekend of campaign kickoff rallies president obama is turning the conversation back around to the issue of student loan interest rates and stopping them from doubling this july. he's holding a conference call this afternoon with elected officials and student government leaders to talk about that interest rate issue. mayor romney is out of on the campaign trail hosting a town hall in cleveland and a fund-raiser in indianapolis but "the huffington post" as stephanie mentioned today is focusing on the lack of enthusiasm for mitt romney and how that continues. he's still the presumptive nominee but 288 delegates shy of clinching the nomination. he has primaries tomorrow in north carolina and indiana and west virginia. he can pick up 100 delegates but

unless newt gingrich and rick santorum release their delegates or convince their supporters to switch their allegiance to mitt romney, the earliest he could clinch the actual nomination is may 29th. ron paul loyalists continue their mission to make it a little tougher on mitt. over the weekend paul won 22 of 25 delegates in nevada and 21 of 24 spots from maine. paul won't be the nominee but he's working on an increased role at the convention and some sort of influence over the party platform. as for g.o.p. enthusiasm in general, the new gallup "usa today" poll out today 12 battleground states has enthusiasm up for democrats and down for republicans for the first time in five polls. republicans used to be more excited about vote hing for president but now democrats have 57% of people saying they're very enthusiastic about it. 46% of republicans. we're in chat and enthusiastic about you joining us. current.com/stephanie miller. we'll be right back.

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way we're going to solve the world's great vexing problems. >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey, all right now ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. i've said it before. you know if someone leaves a bongo at your house, you know it was a good party. saturday night. you asked what happened when tv and radio people party together. kablooey. i don't really remember much. i woke up with a bongo. i know bongos happened. >> that happened. >> stephanie: so that

happened. all i remember is a lot of people getting drunk and slobbering all over the hot chicks from current. i apologize. i know a lot of especially perve people. brian writes remember the dick van dyke parties where they would throw cushions to the floor and laura would dance to bongos? i picture you imitating jimmy durante jim did his mick jagger. >> he had the moves like jagger. >> stephanie: jim brought his usual -- it is getting bigger and bigger. i thought he was just going to bring his harmonica. >> guitar and amps. >> stephanie: he has roadies. he has to hire -- >> i am my own roady. >> stephanie: rebecca brought bongos, a teeny tiny piano. >> shorter piano and a banjo. >> all of the instruments with o in them except for an oboe.

>> stephanie: rob and danny both had guitars. [ applause ] >> i didn't bring anything. >> stephanie: we had people pulling up. they thought it was the greek theatre. move along! >> do you see ted nugent here? >> no. >> stephanie: we're trying to lure all of the famous singers in the area to come perform for free. >> except there is no auto tuning. >> stephanie: all right. where's my -- i guess it was one of my first weekends as a single lady. all of the single ladies put your hands -- [ applause ] >> eric in ohio wants to thank me for averting doomsday. steph, you and lisa breaking up may have saved the world from armageddon. dogs and cats should not be living together. i'm talking old testament stuff. rivers and seas boiling, 40 years of darkness, earthquakes volcanos. you prevented all of it. thank you.

>> happy is my pain for your enjoyment and to save the world. then someone sent me this to cheer me up. maria bamford who is hilarious. this is on craig ferguson talking about delilah. love songs on the coast. >> love songs on the coast with delilah. what are your requests and dedication. what's your name? happy holidays. where are you calling from? [caller whining] >> calling in from arizona. what's going on with you tonight, amy? [caller whining] >> so you and matt broke up. that's hard. that's tough. what do you want to say to matt tonight? [caller growling] >> we'll play that for you. that's penny lover by lionel richie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: these

delightfully weird. mark in charleston. steph, i decided to be less than a cheap ass. i order pro flowers for my mom and typed in stephanie. >> stephanie: thank you, mark. that's all i wanted. i spoke last week about bonnie of ray and bonnie passed away last week. very sad. we have our whole little family. julie in seattle, i'm sad to hear on the podcast of bonnie and ray passing away. i was choking up right there with you. i was touched to hear you include me in the ranks of the freakish family. if you ever get a call from my husband with my last report by making me a part of the show, you've made me happier as well. >> make sure your husband gets the report to me, julie. >> i need it now. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: stop it. >> waiting for the ratings. >> yes, i'm waiting for my

reports. >> stephanie: damn it, julie you're late. the president. >> he won't tell us how he paid for his new $5 trillion tax cut. a tax cut that gives an average of 250,000 to every millionaire in the country. >> stephanie: think about that. >> so! shut up. >> stephanie: the jobs report released by the bureau of labor showed 115,000 jobs created in april's unemployment rate dipped to 8.1%. mitt romney called it very disappointing. we should be seeing numbers in the 500,000 jobs created per month. this is way, way off from what would happen in a normal recovery. >> stephanie: just for historical prospectus, monthly job growth has exceeded 500,000 only five times since the end of the eisenhower administration so if you really think a president romney is going to be adding 500,000 jobs a month with his policies, you're all up in the night. the president. >> and now after a long and

spirited primary republicans in congress have found a nominee for president who's promised to rubber stamp this agenda if he gets the chance. >> stephanie: yeah, the economy has recovered all of the private sector jobs lost -- since obama took office. >> that's right. >> stephanie: as of april there are now more private sector jobs in the u.s. than there were in january 2009 when president obama took office. you read that right. we have replaced all of the private sector jobs lost while obama has been president. that was no mean feat. private sector shed 4.2 million jobs. unfortunately, the news not nearly so good when it comes to the public sector where there are currently 607,000 people working when than obama took office. >> that's because republicans -- >> stephanie: that's what i keep saying. if you want to understand why conservative efforts to slash funding for teachers, firefighters and cops is bad for the economy, look no further than this graph. that's what i've been saying over and over again. if the public sector had kept up with the private sector, what

the president has been able to do there, we would be a -- be in a much better place. >> they can buy stuff and put more people to work. it is not rocket science. >> stephanie: there you going being all logical. as i was mentioning earlier last time it was 4% was when bill clinton was in. >> a democrat! >> stephanie: mitt romney said anything over 4% unemployment is not cause for celebration. the u.s. last achieved 4% in december of 2000 the end of clinton's term. with the exact opposite policies that mitt romney is endorsing. on twitter robert reich secretary of labor under president clinton reminded romney of how america got there. romney says unemployment should be 4%. i was secretary of labor last time it was 4%. we got there by raising taxes and investing in infrastructure. romney of course proposing the exact opposite. massive tax cuts for the rich.

at a closed door fund-raiser where he was wearing the white pants and the navy yachting jacket. >> oh, lovey. >> stephanie: he planned to make massive reductions in education spending and proposed cutting funding for infrastructure. [wawa] >> a couple hundred bridges are ready to collapse at any moment. >> stephanie: walter in cincinnati, you're on "the stephanie miller show". call i'm so angry and disgusted. i hear in the necks six months -- next six months, we're going to have the super pacs on my side. the results are they're going to spend between half a billion and a billion dollars on trash tv, hate commercials that no one will listen to. i'm told that we have about 25,000 totally disabled soldiers from iraq and afghanistan. why don't we ask these super pacs and the president and mitt romney to match $1 in a trust

fund for those soldiers for every dollar that they spend on trash tv. money spent for nothing. while this money could go to help these great soldiers who gave so much of their body and their hearts. >> stephanie: walter, that's a great idea but is is also why it is important to vote because you have a supreme court that passed -- excuse me, gave us citizens united which created this. it is the conservative justices that created this ridiculous law that's allowed this. and the vast majority of the american people are against. pardon me. okay. >> of course people like dick cheney consider those guys suckers because they couldn't get out of going to war. >> they couldn't figure it out. >> stephanie: marcia in raleigh. you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: you need to step back. i'm about to rant. i talk to my black brothers and sisters out there. first of all, we need to stop this oh, whoa is me, my discrimination was worse than anybody else's crap.

the lady said that black people -- gay people can say that -- pretend not to be gay. that's not true for all of them. there was a time when there was black people who could pass for white. they did. because of the situation. the climate. what about the gay people, the straight people who are perceived as gay. what are they supposed to do? >> stephanie: any kind of discrimination is wrong. >> caller: exactly. he tells that back in the 1700s, the blacks, whites, indians were being mistreated together on whatever plantation or indentured servant. they plan together to escape the revolt. what the owners will do is take the whites and say hey you shouldn't ban together with them. we'll give you a little extra money. that has gone on down through the house and the foremen on the job. they try to take those who have the same cause and separate them

out. this is a discrimination issue and it is a separation of church issue. what are they going to do next? say atheists, you can't get married because you're not in the bible. what about the man that has seven wives? who cares. he can have whatever he wants if those people are in that contract and they want to do that, that's their dog gone business. separation of church and state and discrimination and there have been times when even people like very hova's witnesses have been beat up and killed because they're different. it is crazy. >> stephanie: choose your religion. you shouldn't be discriminated against. you go on, girl. it's your birthday! marcia for president. you heard her! you heard marcia. vote against amendment one tomorrow in north carolina! all right. 17 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: i got her number off the men's room stall. 1-800-steph-12.

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slobbering all over to you in addition to your awful schedule. >> amazingly lively considering it. >> i would have been dead to the world. >> stephanie: makes us feel like we have a life. betty in california, you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome, betty. >> caller: welcome to you. i found you last week. so nice to see another intelligent woman on television. [magical sound] >> we found each other. >> caller: i'm an older woman okay. i'm pushing 70 years old. you're a child. okay. mother's day is coming. a holiday for women. whether or not you are a mother. pay attention! pay attention! they're trying to take everything away from us again! i marched in the streets in the '60s. we don't need another war. women are people too. we have rights! i'm sick of old ugly white men taking them away from us. who cares if you're gay. really? do i care who you sleep with? do you care who i sleep with?

>> stephanie: i really don't betty. all right. >> caller: thank you. >> stephanie: you feisty bra burner. thank you, betty. >> caller: who cares about sexuality, really? as long as you're of age and consenting, i don't care. get married. be miserable like everybody else. >> stephanie: betty i love you, you bra burner. >> caller: it is so frustrating to see this going on and on and on. >> stephanie: that's right. >> caller: the whole racial thing. please, really? because their skin is a different color? >> stephanie: betty, i love you. all right. get it out! get it out girl! [ applause ] all right. the president on the campaign trail. >> the real question -- the question that will actually make a difference in your life. and in the lives of your children is not just about how we're doing today. it is about how we'll be doing tomorrow.

by the way at an event in pennsylvania, romney was confronted by a veteran who asked him how he will make sure big oil doesn't take over at the expense of smaller refineries. addressing the keystone pipeline, the man said big oil is taking over. romney being really butch said that pipeline from canada, if i'm president, we'll build it if i have to build it myself. men, men men men. please with your country club chick hands! so pathetic. >> my manicure -- >> stephanie: when he tries to -- butch. please. >> i'll show him what for with fisticuffs. >> come out to the grounds and i'll fight you like a man. >> or i'll pay some guy to do it for me. >> stephanie: hey, sandy. >> caller: yo, steph. i'm the owner of the license plate that rachel had on her show. i take my life in my hands.

the reason i'm calling is because i went to protest at romney's good ole show last thursday in portsmouth, virginia. he came in by boat. there was hardly anybody there. people walking out were not even smiling. it was bizarre. i also saw saturday at bcu which was amazing. but one guy -- three hours to get in. two hours to get there. not one angry word. nothing. it was perfect. >> stephanie: sandy, you don't even have to go to those things. look at any picture of any obama rally and any romney. romney's loose like a hostage video. the president -- no matter who it is. kids, troops, all of the smiling like rapturous faces trying to touch him and it is just --

mittens. >> there is a bit of an enthusiasm cap. >> stephanie: you think so? >> if people ask you what this campaign is about you tell them it is still about hope. you tell them it is still about change. >> stephanie: yeah! 2012. i'm in. the president one more time. >> if you're willing to work even harder in this election than you did in the last election, i guarantee you we will move this country forward. >> stephanie: forward. forward. [ applause ] >> romney's closing is he'll do, i guess. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." we will not settle for easy answers. (vo) the former governor of ny eliot spitzer, joins the new news network.

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but i'm in the hospital waiting on a medical procedure. and on my dying bed i'm watching steph. but i have a question. why does jim have toilet paper in front of him? >> it is paper towel. >> stephanie: it is paper towel. >> it looks white. >> doesn't give me bathroom breaks. squat in the corner. [fartherring sounds] -- [farting sounds] >> probably because of the mexican food that courtney made. making me fat and giving jim the runs. >> we have a correction. apparently that drum is not a bongo. it is a jim bay. listeners have been -- >> stephanie: mostly i'm getting e-mails from people who are amazed that jacki schechner goes to bed at 5:00 [baby crying] >> i'm sure naps are her friend. >> stephanie: my friends rob

and trish make plans with me and then they make plans with real people. they say we have to put the baby down. she has to go to bed at 7:00. we'll be over for the real party. the normal people. [ applause ] >> stephanie: connie in minnesota, you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome, connie. >> caller: first time caller. many time listener. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i'm north of minneapolis and south of chick town. calling about that lovely guy, ted nugent. that is disturbing to know that he can still blabber like he does and carry a gun around. >> stephanie: i know. exactly. i can't believe -- i must have been within yards of him. i ran by the greek theatre and he was playing there. i was like ahh! >> i think we need an amendment to the second amendment. you have the right to bear arms unless you're a complete nutter like ted nugent. >> stephanie: it was reo

speedwagon and styx and he was the third one. they nixed him at fort knocks. you can't talk like that about the commander in chief. okay. what are you motioning? >> do you want to play 17 again? >> stephanie: oh, what's that? sure, the lovely and talented ted nugent. >> call me when you sit down across from someone who has more families with dying little boys and girls who get a call to take them on their last fishing trip in life. call me when you meet someone who does that more than i do because that's really moderate. in fact, you know what that is? that's extreme. i'm an extremely loving, passionate man and people who investigate me honestly without the baggage of political correctnesses aer tain the conclusion that i'm a damn nice guy and if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, [ bleep ] how's that sound?

>> stephanie: wowy, he offered to suck his [ bleep ] he's a giver. he's extremely passionate. >> he and mel gibson should get together. they would have a lot to talk about. >> stephanie: i'm doing the story in order to say suckel zee. >> laura ingram said the whole % tirade was winning. ted nugent winning. so apparently she thinks mass ogyny against women is winning. thanks laura. >> stephanie: a socialist won the french election. >> his name is orland. >> mmm tasty. >> vice president had this to say. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he promised a 75% income tax on the rich. >> wow. >> stephanie: and wants to renegotiate a european treaty

and trimming budgets to avoid more debt crisis of the kind facing greece. greece -- >> how is that austerity thing working out, paul ryan? >> turns out working folk in greece and france don't like us austerity measures brought about by things they didn't do. [ applause ] >> working people have no part in causing that. >> stephanie: michelle obama on the campaign trail. >> we're here because we want our children to have good schools. the kind of schools that push them. >> stephanie: guess what romney's going to cut. education. and infrastructure. [ applause ] michelle obama. >> we cannot turn back now right? right. we have come so far. but we have so much more to do. >> stephanie: yeah. president obama talking about jobs on the campaign trail. >> more than one million jobs in the last six months alone.

so that's the good news. but there are still a lot of folks out of work which means we have to do more. >> stephanie: dan et in georgia on romney. hey, dan et. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i'm thinking that if every obama supporter does not get out and make sure that he's re-elected, then we all need to self-deport ourselves somewhere else. >> stephanie: there you go. see what you did there. okay. and mittens on the campaign trail. >> this is a time when america wants to have someone who knows what it takes to create jobs and get people working again. i think it helps to have had a job to create a job and i have and i will. >> in china. >> stephanie: we're number 47. we're number 47. okay. >> i like firing people. >> sure. >> stephanie: phillip in durham north carolina. hey, phillip welcome. >> hi, thanks. i just have a question. stephanie, have you read amendment one in north carolina? >> stephanie: yes.

>> caller: can you find me the place where it is destroying domestic violence laws that protect individuals? >> stephanie: it would do a lot of things that are unintended. for instance, it would stop straight couples that are not married from having hospital visitation rights. >> caller: where does it say that in the law? >> stephanie: it is in there. >> the way it will be interpreted, that is in there. >> stephanie: phillip, gay marriage is already illegal in north carolina. amendment one does not make more illegal. it is already illegal. >> caller: okay. if it is already illegal, what's the problem with amendment one? >> why do you need it? if it is already illegal why do you need amendment one? >> stephanie: what do you think amendment one does? >> caller: it is protecting marriage as defined -- >> stephanie: it is already illegal in north carolina. >> gay marriage is more illegal. >> caller: what it is doing is it is protecting against interstate travels here from

other states where they have sanctioned same-sex marriage in coming here having custody disputes, it would end in divorce court. it is upholding the institution as defined by north carolina. >> it is also taking away rights that are already afforded to north carolinians. >> well, that's your opinion. >> no, that's a fact, phillip. >> stephanie: it would cover anybody that's unmarried. >> all right. >> including street people. >> caller: what's wrong with homosexuals or those that are for same-sex marriage to go through the democratic process and get their own officials local officials to come up with their own amendment? why is there this hatred toward the amendment that is going through the proper legal channels and everybody's talking about -- >> stephanie: because there is so much attention to it, phillip because it is particularly mean-spirited. gay marriage is already illegal. >> now it is super illegal. >> you can say it is redundant.

i just told you it is protecting against interstate travel. it is also protecting in regards to activist judges -- >> nice talking to you phillip. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: you get disqualified. bill clinton explaining things as bill clinton can on a robo call in north carolina. >> hello, this is president bill clinton. i'm calling to you urge you to vote against amendment one on tuesday, may 8th. if it passes, it won't change north carolina's law on marriage. what it will change is north carolina's ability to keep good businesses, attract new jobs and attract and keep talented entrepreneurs. if it passes, your ability to keep those businesses, get those jobs and get those talented entrepreneurs will be weakened and losing even one job to amendment one is too big a risk. its passage would also take away health insurance from children and could even take away domestic violence protections from women. so the real effect of the law is not to keep the traditional definition of marriage.

it has already done that. the real effect of the law would be to hurt families and drive away jobs. north carolina can do better. again, this is bill clinton asking you to please vote against amendment one. >> stephanie: debra. >> that awful surplus. >> stephanie: he left with us that awful 4% unemployment rate. welcome, deb. >> caller: hey, stephanie. long-time fan. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i was just calling because it frustrates me. why isn't mainstream media not commenting on ted nugent's tyrant yet the top story will be some model who needs to get $46,000 a month. >> stephanie: and the fact that the president neglected to mention that a beastie boy died. >> caller: correct. >> stephanie: that's the big story. >> caller: correct. conservatives are always claiming including my mother who is like your mother is always claiming that we're so liberal. and that mainstream media is so liberal.

>> stephanie: yeah, well, you know. hasn't that mist been long ago exploded? >> you can't get more mainstream than fox news which is the number one cable news network. they're the mainstream media. >> stephanie: i don't know if my mommy is like your mommy. i love my mommy. ♪ nah, nah, nah nah nah ♪ >> she voted for bush twice. >> we don't talk about that. we don't talk about that. [magical sounds] >> stephanie: oh stephi, he's doing the best he can. really? that's the best he can do? oh, here's good news. for my mom. dick cheney's demon -- liz cheney refusing to deny she's planning a run for the senate in wyoming as if the senate could be any worse. yes, it could. >> $10 says she hasn't had a residence in wyoming in years. >> stephanie: all right. 45 minutes -- i think she's spoken at like six events.

wyoming. that's all the events there's ever been in wyoming. six people apiece. okay. when we come back, we got a snooki fight on our hands. >> snooki versus tan mom. >> stephanie: 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: coming back after this commercial, i'll be talking even louder! it's "the stephanie miller show." (vo) first, news and analysis with a washington perspective from an emmy winning insider. >>you couldn't say it any more powerfully than that. >> current tv, on the roll. (vo)followed by humor and politics with a west coast edge. >>ah, thank you. >>it really is incredible. (vo)bill press and stephanie miller, current's morning news block. weekdays six to noon.

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>> what about the melting thing though? ♪ i'll stop the world and met with stephanie miller ♪ >> stephanie: melt for me. >> with me. >> you have to melt as well. >> 5400 degrees. melt. >> stephanie: we'll wait and do that when we're in tampa. [wa wa] >> stephanie: jamie writes i have a friend who is normally rational. who has jumped on to the ron paul bandwagon. he says stephanie miller supports him. i support half. >> sometimes 3/4 of what he says -- >> stephanie: antiwar. yes. >> when he's wrong. >> racist rant. >> really wrong. >> stephanie: no black people at lunch counters. no, no. what? >> people should have the freedom to discriminate against anyone they want. discriminate people have the right to shut up.

>> stephanie: i knew it would be a loving magical morning. hang on a second. billy a republican love muffin in texas wants to apologize for calling you buckwheat. >> he meant to call you spanky. >> caller: spanky then. i did want to offer an explanation and an apology because i know you guys are over there. >> no, we're not. >> caller: stand by a second. when i was a boy, there was a show on tv called wise guy. in the later years, a character came on, kind of a tough guy that called everybody especially the main character buckwheat and my brother used to call me buck wheat all the time. now i honest-to-goodness, the other morning when you -- i called out buckwheat kind of like i call out asshole. >> thanks, billy. >> stephanie: now buckwheat doesn't have a job.

thanks a lot you [ bleep ] >> courtney, did you get that at current? >> stephanie: okay. ashley in -- [ laughter ] >> so he went from buckwheat to the a-hole. >> stephanie: ashley in chapel hill north carolina. hi ashley. >> caller: i wanted to respond to the very confused phillip from durham who called earlier. i'm not sure if he's just confused or a complete moron. anyway, he's totally wrong on what amendment one will do for the people in our state. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: gay marriage is already illegal in north carolina much to my chagrin and the chagrin of my entire family. but it bars the state or private enterprises from recognizing any legal domestic union so if you're a straight couple living together and your boss has been providing health insurance to you and your partner, that's going to be stripped away from you. >> oh, well. >> caller: exactly. so this is enormously broad-reaching law that is not needed and it is trying to

discrimination into the constitution. >> stephanie: ashley, what was that guy's name? >> caller: phillip the moron. >> stephanie: but that's what a guy told me at the harris teeter who gave me a flier. >> caller: i have two little boys. we drive around see the amendment one signs for and against and they are so confused as to why anybody would with have a problem with two people who love each other getting married and how that would affect my relationship with my husband is just beyond them. if a 7-year-old can see that what's wrong with these people? >> there is a dangerous level of tolerance in your kids. i would watch out for that. >> stephanie: told me that my -- my boys -- it says on the flyer. my boy is going to have to wear a tutu to soccer. >> caller: exactly. >> give me a flyer. >> stephanie: here's a flyer!

>> stephanie: elliott in north carolina. >> caller: hey, everybody. repeat caller. i want to first of all second what the woman who is also from durham just said about the intrusions on to not just homosexual couples but straight heterosexual couples that choose not to enter into a marriage contract but want to have a civil union or a civil -- or any kind of civil partnership but the other issue is you know again, you guys repeat this consistently as do a lot of progressives that this -- amendment is being driven by the folks who talk about small government. about keeping government out of people's lives. and so number one here we have a party and a movement trying to insert their belief system and trying it in a state constitution which in effect amendments to a constitution should be based on what it positively does for the

citizenry of that state or country or what have you. in this case we're talking about -- oh, god i lost the word. >> stephanie: that's all right. >> caller: restricting what the citizenry can do. more importantly this is all based and i read the local paper here pretty much on a daily basis and i read the letters to the editor. there has been a lot of that back and forth and primarily it has been anti-amendment but the pro-amendment letters have consistently talked about this is -- the definition of marriage enshrined in the bible. specifically in the new testament. and you know one letter writing made a really great point. if we just substituted the word "bible," substituted the word "koran" for "bible" in the same argument, all of the right wing folks would with have an absolute fit. >> stephanie: absolutely. by the way, what's that guy's

name? phillip. that called in? phillip, harris and peter are two guys and they're married. [screaming] >> to each other. >> i don't think so. i don't think that's correctú stephanie. >> stephanie: freak him out! [screaming] >> stephanie: i wouldn't trust nothing you got in the flyer. >> that flyer is printed on pink paper. [screaming] >> stephanie: i have breaking snooki news. snooki and tanning mom are fighting. tanning mom fired back at snooki claiming the reality star is the biggest [ bleep ] hole in the world. much like you. >> much like me. >> stephanie: for criticizing her life decisions. patricia, the tanning mom underfire for taking her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon. was out in new jersey yesterday. someone asked her about the comment snooki recently made that that bitch is crazy. tanning mom said she's the biggest [ bleep ] hole in the

world. she's fat, she's fake, her [ bleep ] fake, she's disgusting. well, there is a classy with a k off. [ applause ] but she said she would still like to meet her. i would still like to meet up with snoopy. snooki. [ buzzer ] >> tanning mom looks like the 5,000-year-old man they found in the alps. about the same color. she's tanned like a saddle. >> like jan brewer. >> stephanie: imagine her and john boehner -- going at it. >> her and jan brewer going at it. >> stephanie: he made a tiny chee cheeto. >> david shuster tomorrow. >> stephanie: the most interesting man in the world. we'll see you then on "the stephanie miller show." geipb@b@b@b@b@b@b@b@b@b@rrrrenttv