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repetitive. >> yeah. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> so you heard the breaking news yesterday, i know i -- >> what breaking news -- >> well, it's -- it only matters if it pertains to me because i'm such a geek. who is our guest live in studio? >> i forgot already. >> for god's sake you produce this show. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> orly taitz. >> oh, yeah. this coming tuesday. >> we have to get the rocky mountain mike tape ready for her. ♪ wouldn't you like to be a birther too ♪ >> i have a bad feeling about this. >> anyway because my fans -- helpers -- [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> we ask for questions we want something that will result in the answer moose and squirrel. and i'm going to interrupt her just to hear her say let me finish just once. >> what do sarah palin and mike

huckabee have when they meet for lunch? [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> moose and squirrel. >> taitz has made some other obama related claims including a number of homosexuals from obama's previous church have died unexpectedly. we may need to have rebecca guard her car in the parking structure, so we make sure nothing -- >> this structure is pretty well guarded. >> okay. >> osama bin laden was killed years ago and kept on ice. >> are you want her in for just one segment. >> yeah, we have a lot of cover. >> bin laden was reported to have died years ago, but there were various versions -- was it

drive ice was it -- >> what is in the box! >> is this the stuff that sherry's berries come in? >> it was the box that was mailed to brad pitt at the end of seven. >> oh of course. >> what is in the box! >> you are acting fool this morning. >> well, you know. >> i'm thinking of the shatner parity of that. >> lynn you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi, stephanie. hi, i love you and the mooks. >> i love you. >> you mentioned the t-shirt a little earlier that you got from avon from beaver colorado. >> yes, from beaver liquors. >> yeah, my husband and i used to hang out up there while she was doing a congress project. they have a dive shop up there called beaver divers.

>> you and your husband are very immature. >> do they do a lot of diving in colorado. >> beaver is way up in the mountains -- >> it is the city by the bay -- >> of course they do diving up there. >> in the bay, sure. >> in the bay! >> where does she get that immature humor from. [ laughter ] >> buddy in columbus welcome. >> hey, mama mooks jacki. [ laughter ] >> okay. it was jacki times two today. >> yes a double jacki day. yeah. >> hey, momma, you know how you use the word that mitt romney the most awkward man in the world. i think he is covering up he is a sick twisted freak. if it's to the point, one time random chance two times bad

luck, but time after time incidents that he is cruel to other people. >> and animals. >> yeah, and i love that they were trying to humanize them -- >> what is funny about shoving another person's face into food. >> yeah. >> and tying a dog to the roof of a car making millions off of others, hiding that money in a swiss bank account as you are running for president of the united states. i think his awkwardness comes from the fact he is trying to hide that he is a sick twisted freak. >> yeah. all right, buddy -- i wondered if everybody else had the same -- because you feel like you have to you come hang at my house sometimes. >> sometimes. >> yeah. drinking wine i'm just wondering -- [ laughter ] >> if you stuck my face in that -- >> i think i would be stuck in my bushes. >> i would throw you.

>> you could. [ laughter ] >> 29 minutes ach the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ show that's truly liberal. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i was calling in. i wanted to talk about i think a lot of the things about the election is overanalyzed and i feel that a lot of people, they're going to vote for who they're going to vote for. most of us already know who we're going to vote for. i don't believe a lot of the people who call themselves >>now let's get some real news. (vo) first, news and analysis with a washington perspective from an emmy winning insider. >>you couldn't say it any more powerfully than that. >> current tv, on the roll.

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>> thank you . >> stephanie: 45 minutes after the hour. we'll be back as we close "the stephanie miller show." >> on "the stephanie miller show" in suburban america this >> we need to talk about aboutabout -- >> announcer: stephanie miller -- >> [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> a violent leprecon attack reported in seattle. >> i hate when that happens. >> it appears america has moved on to attacks by other fantastic call characters. seattle place arrived at the

scene of a bar fight that left one man covered in blood and screaming in pain. when officers asked him who attacked him, he responded it was a bunch of leprecons. >> and lucky charms. >> the victim claims the leprecons were angry with him for dancing with a woman on the bar. one was reportedly wearing a white tank top. don't they usually wear jaunty jackets with buckles? >> yeah, they don't wear white tank tops. [ laughter ] >> the leprecons have yet to be app re -- apprehended. >> be vigilant ye travelers. >> let's have a show about leprecons. >> where is good zombie news

when you need it. john in florida, have you spotted any zombies yet in florida? >> not yet. >> well the weekend is just getting started. [ laughter ] >> that's right. good morning chris and jim. >> i call him thing. >> you know the republicans are running on jobs, and we heard this in 2010 i would like to ask them where are those jobs at? now that romney is running on jobs, and -- if these damn -- congress has got the jobs, if they want jobs why don't they ask the congress -- >> right. somebody called earlier with the number of bills republicans have passed and they literally are all about -- i don't even know religion anti-choice, i don't even know -- else what women's health. there is nothing about jobs that they have passed. >> jobs and any kind of national

healthcare except for themselves. >> yeah. maureen in new york. >> hi, i'm a first time caller. i have a question, when i first voted for barack obama my biggest, biggest wish as a progressive was that we punish bush, cheney rove that -- that we all put them through a hearing, and barack took the high road and said no. >> yep. >> you know, we're going to let that go. is there any chance we're going to do this time around? is there any law that says that issa can be charged with -- >> maureen you make a good point. this is the difference between republicans and democrats. this is -- you give them power -- it's obviously a witch hunt. eric holder yesterday. >> the action that the committee

took yesterday was both unwarranted, unnecessary, and unprecedented. >> i think has congressman schiff was saying earlier, a program started under bush that eric holder stopped -- this is completely unnecessary. jay carney yesterday. >> the documents over which the privilege is being inserted are internal executive branch documents that have to do with -- with response to a congressional inquiries, response to media inquiries. those kind of deliberations have been protected as a matter of separation of powers by administrations of both parties dating back 30 years. >> and the -- >> bush did it what six times? >> six times. >> and issa calls this -- this is untimely it's like he only did it because -- i'm sure he couldn't believe you were going this far with this.

they were making every effort to resolve this, and they did it because they felt they had no other choice. >> and issa is doing it because it's an election year. >> that's right. >> daryle mccarthy has -- [♪ circus music ♪] >> joe mccarthy. >> yes. >> they are on a fishing expedition. >> yes. i'm sorry i screwed that up. joe mccarthy. that's what a listener pointed out. [♪ circus music ♪] >> what a tax hole. >> he is a tax hole. >> the attorney general has included the eight times he has testified on capitol hill with regard to this matter that he -- when he learned about it took this matter exceptionally seriously. >> and by the way the attorney general has a lot of stuff to do. he spends all of his time getting hauled into congress for

this ridiculous -- >> you have to sit here and talk to me. that's your job. >> it makes me agree with nancy pelosi that make they wanted him to take his eye off of the ball in terms of voter suppression. >> jackie speier. >> there's no 20 minutes of a tape that has been wiped out. >> thank you. making comparisons to water gate. are you kidding me. >> i love her. >> i do too. the boner. >> the white house officials were involved in decisions that mislead the congress and covered up the truth. ♪ you are a lying sack of crap you are a lying sack stinking, bag of liquid crap ♪ >> i'm a raging alcoholic and chain smoker. >> he knows that is untrue. >> this is about getting to the truth for the american people -- >> the truth!

this is about the truth! [ mumbling ] >> i can't remember. >> jim in new haven connecticut. hi, jen. >> good morning, mama '5 company. >> good morning. >> two things quick. at this point governor sociopath is he going to tell about a humorous story about how he took one of his employees and threw them in to a buzz saw and then laughed about it. >> yeah. i know these are supposed to be warm family antic dotes, oh yeah getting my face shoved in butter -- [ laughter ] >> mittens spoke yesterday to a hispanic group. awkward. >> yeah. >> people will ask if i will let stand the president's executive

order. the answer is i will put in place my own long-term solution that will replace the president's temporary measure. as president i won't settle for stopgap measures. i'm work with republicans and democrats to build a solution. >> so what is your solution sir? nothing. >> yeah, nothing. >> bipartisan long-term solution to do stuff of some kind. >> it's claptrap. he pledged to address immigration in a civil yet resolute matter. [ applause ] >> in a speech he made only passing mention of his promise to complete a 2,000-mile border fence. he was all about that during the primary. instead he attacked obama's new plan. this is all he has got. yeah, because he can't get

anything else done with this solid wall of republican obstruction. as president i won't settle for stopgap measure. when i make a promise to you, i'll keep it. [ laughter ] >> he has always been so resolute once he is on one side of an issue, my friends. >> i absolutely believe in this 100% except it is a terrible idea, i hate it and whoever suggested it ought to have their face shoved in butter. [ laughter ] >> during the primaries he of course focused almost exclusively on border security. and on thursday he ignored language issues all together. because he knows what the applause lines were. he did note his father's birth to american parent living in a mormon colony in mexico. [ bell chimes ]

[ applause ] >> so you are allowed to bring up that story when you are pandering to hispanics, but any other time you are not allowed to bring it up -- >> went to mexico so they would practice -- >> polygamy. >> it wasn't illegal in mexico. see, gotcha, kind of, i think. >> it is unclear how many of his promises such as granting are green cards could be accomplished without congressional action. he called the dream act a handout and promised to veto it. it was clear romney was on unfriendly turf, he said if jobs are your priority you got to get rid of obamacare. and at least one person booed. >> hey, that's not allowed. who do you think you are. i am going to second you guys

back to where you came from. >> there is one hispanic snoopy. [ howling ] [ laughter ] >> he vows to offer illegal immigrants who served in the military cillian status. oh, really? because of the -- the republicans were so helpful in that regard the president just broke his own prom -- huh? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> i don't think he understands the way the government works? >> for two years the president has huge majorities blah blah, blah. >> again, not true. >> he did nothing. [ laughter ] >> they allowed him to stand up there and lie? >> yeah. >> wow. >> you can't be right -- not only in history but that recent of history. >> oh. >> okay. to me that's even worse it's

calling hispanic people stupid like they don't know what just happened with the dream act in congress. all right. 45 minutes after the hour we continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> that hand and we all let it happen. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ (vo) joy behar is on current for

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>> now i see why i don't go see movies like that. >> she didn't get my brad pitt reference, because she has never seen it. i just told you the ending. >> the killer mailed the head to him in a box -- >> oh great. spoil the ending. i mean it came out in '96 or whatever. so i don't think we're a spoiler here. >> so he became the last to -- deadly sins. >> right. wrath and something -- >> tells me everything i need to know. >> sloth was the guy who was tied to his bed -- >> and mummified. >> and lust. >> you can't talk about lust on the air -- >> okay. stop! [ buzzer sounds ] >> all right. 51 minutes after the hour. this hour of the "stephanie miller show" brought to you by

sherwin williams. okay. so we were -- speaking of distasteful -- the sandusky trial it just -- i know -- are we supposed to say alleged. this was a bomb shell, matt sandusky his son says he was prepared to take the witness stand against his father. his adopted son said his father abused him. so they are saying that's why jerry sandusky decided against testifying because then they would call matt sandusky. so anyway yeah in the past matt sandusky has defended his father over allegations he abused young boys. blah blah. jill jones the ex-wife of matt sandusky went to the police to get a restraining order to keep

jerry from hosting sleepovers with his grandchildren. he tried to engage in a soap party in the shower and matt shut off the shower and went to another locker room. >> we knew he showered with boys, but i didn't say anything -- >> he is showering with boys. that's not right! >> yeah, and i have a friend -- anyone that suffered abuse is really horrific. >> oh, yeah. >> that took a turn for the really weird yesterday, so we'll see what happens with the verdict. i know -- that's why i would be a bad juror. i'm like seems really guilty to me? what i have to see more evidence? i don't know. >> i don't think you ever served on a jury. >> i would be dismissed

immediately. >> i don't know about that. they love the crazies. >> really? [ laughter ] >> guilty! >> you haven't heard anything yet. >> i just know. >> nita in oakland, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi nita. >> hi, stephanie. you totally rock. >> thank you. i would just like to say that i find mitt romney to be quite frightening in a lord of the flies kind of way. >> yes. >> he is a job decimator, he replaces jobs with minimum wage jobs with no benefits and i just pray that people have been paying attention and that they remember in november the obstruction of the tea party who lied to get into office promising jobs when they knew their primary objective was to sabotage the american economy to make our president look bad so he would only have one term. >> that's exactly right, nita. >> and people like romney who

don't even believe in minimum wage. >> yeah. >> julie in seattle send me the ixnay on the recovery pay. i'm not really good on the pig latin. oh julia's media rant today. people are now telling pollsters i'm better off than i was three years ago. the stock market is basically back to where it was, no new wars started by neo-con idiots. we're better off duh. i love this story this week. romney asks the governors to down play job gains. they asked rick scott to tone

down his claims that the economy is improving. scott was actually asked to say that the state's jobless rate would improve faster under romney. >> really? >> sure. >> yeah what is unfolding is a dilemma for the romney camp how to allow governors to take credit for improvement while saying it could be better. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> one analyst said the first time i saw the ad i thought it was an obama ad. [ laughter ] >> in ohio governor kasick has been publicly touting the state's falling unemployment rate. every analyst said it is because of the auto improvement.

>> yeah. >> romney described a difficult job market for seniors and kasick talked about the state's unfilled jobs. [♪ whacky comedy music ♪] >> asked about the conflict, kasick told reporters although ohio's economy is improving, uncertainty from the president's healthcare policy puts the wind in their face. wind in the fair and lead in the pencil if mitt romney were president -- >> and then we need a drink to kill the bugs that we have up our ass. >> we're going to need a lot of drinks to kill the bug you have up your ass. >> speaking of asses, governor snyder called michigan the comeback state of the united states. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪]

>> hum? what do they make there? again? >> the jobless rate tell to 8.2%. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> hum, where did those jobs come from. >> in virginia transvaginal bob aired anned a that taughts gains in the economy. scott walker, the improvement has to do with his recall. nothing to do with koch brother's money there. >> wow. >> you indeed. 58 minutes after the hour. sexy liberal john fugelsang joins us at the bottom of the hour. much more as we continue on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

[♪ theme music ♪] well hello, current tv fans. jacki schechner, we're going to be on vacation not next week, but the week after, and i got you a knew boy. tony will be playing the roll of chris lavoie while we're gone. >> oh, really? >> tony the only rule is you must perv out on jacki schechner. >> it's not required. >> did you hear buddy it's a

tone of voice -- >> steph mooks, jacki! >> it's like newman but in a pervy way. >> i'm asleep when he is on but rumor has it he is doing an amazing job. >> yes and he is startlingly beautiful. [ laughter ] >> now say it with me everybody in the current news center, jacki. >> good morning everybody. the president heads down to orlando to speak to the same group of latino leaders that mitt romney spoke to yesterday. this is the president's first speech to an hispanic group since he made the announcement that he would stop the deportation of some young immigrants. he is likely to receive a warmer

reception today. whenever someone says something remotely off this campaign season there's one thing we can count on a new web video. this morning it's what mitt romney is not saying that offers up fodder. >> i'm very disappointed because i want to know what -- what my life is going to be like when he gets elected. what my family's life is going to be like if he gets elected. >> the seven days refers to the week since president obama announced his policy change. as for what mitt romney did say yesterday, he said he would ease the green card process for farm workers and people who have earned advanced degrees, and allow citizenship for immigrants who served in the military. but the ap is running a fact check, and some of those things have been tried with little with no success congress has blocked several past attempts to revamp

the green card for farm records, and. we're back with more after the break. join us. ♪ travels? >>they're not, i'm just trying to be fair. >>thank you michael. >>he's going to have to speak at some point. >>because republicans get to do whatever they want. >>what do you say to that? >>what happened? where are the lefties besides on current tv? [ voice of dennis ] ...allstate. really? i was afraid you'd have some cut-rate policy. [ normal voice ] nope, i've got... [ voice of dennis ] the allstate value plan. it's their most affordable car insurance -- and you still get an allstate agent. i too have... [ voice of dennis ] allstate. [ normal voice ] same agent and everything. it's like we're connected. no we're not. yeah, we are.

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[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho, i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good, hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. i do i look surprised to be here sometimes. >> sometimes yeah. and now people can see it now

that we're on current tv. >> i'm sorry. i'm really tired. >> that was your excuse yesterday. [ laughter ] >> oh when i dropped the f-bomb. >> yeah, and somehow this guy caught it -- >> i think he might work in a satellite center or something, because that's not the first time he has gotten some behind the scenes chatter from this show. [ somber music ] >> oh, dear. the behind the scenes chatter could get us in a lot of trouble. >> especially when you were in new york and we were here and sometimes we would have to talk online. >> oh, yeah. another reason new york was a bad idea. >> don't tell anyone this. you just did. >> i still don't get the whole open microphone thing.

>> telling about girlfriend things back then too -- >> there has been lots of them. [ somber music ] >> thanks. oh, my friend was saying, the funniest part was you -- and i said -- well i'll use the term lightly, friends -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> we worked together for 15 years. >> this is what you refer to it -- >> i am your paid friend. >> you are my paid friend. [ laughter ] >> i'm feeling a lot less friendly today. >> uh-huh. and i still invite you guys to my house because i know you'll feel obligated because i pay you to be my friend. >> and we drink your liquor. >> yes and take advantage of me. >> and eat your cheese. >> and my tuna. my brand of tuna is the best.

>> yes. [ bell chimes ] >> that hatred and white hot oh you stupid -- [ censor bleep ] >> remember what i said in 1998 it's still true. >> there was that one famous time when you made the guy repeat the curse word -- >> did you just say -- i thought you say -- a caller called in and called you the c word -- >> oh, and i asked again. >> and i dumped it. and i said what did you say? and by that time woe had no more time to dump. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i'll never forget that morning, will we chip? [ explosion ] >> if i had any shred of self-esteem i would have fired you long ago. >> and yet you continue to pay me. [ laughter ] >> all right. i think i was in a mood that morning. >> wow, i'll say it took us years to get your panties out of that bunch. [ laughter ] >> all right.

i have a love letter from rob. steph -- [ romantic music ] >> i have had a long-standing crush on you, but that's when i thought it was straight. [ buzzer sounds ] >> letters always end like that. >> i know. >> i came out to my family about six months before you came out. >> whatever! [ applause ] >> all right. all right. that's why i toll you i'm not on facebook personally, and now i'm tempted because my college boyfriend -- it looks a little broke back mountain and now i'm tempted to see if i turned another boyfriend gay. >> uh-huh. >> i'm just telling you the evils of facebook. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> investigators say women broke into the homes of the friends of

her facebook friends after she found out they were out of town. that's worth a de-friending then. >> we'll be out of town from this time to this time. and the alarm code is -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. what? what? stop it. >> over-share. >> oversharing. another unsolicited testimonial. jen says i want to let you know how much you made my best friend's day amazing. she is in the hospital, and i went to sherry's berries. [ bell chimes ] [ bell chimes ] >> and put your name in a box which allowed me to order extra fancy strawberries. as soon as she opened the box her day improved a thousand percent. i know after her recovery she was so happy she posted a picture of them on facebook.

by the way i'm in the hospital and here is my alarm code. [ laughter ] >> she said they were the perfect thing. thanks for making my friend's previously rotten day a great day after all. typing stephanie in the box -- [ applause ] >> gives you all sorts of magical wonders in your life. >> hum. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> if i had gotten fired for dropping the fbomb yesterday i might have been a hot dog hooker. >> i remember her. >> she became known as the hot dog hooker, she was sentenced to time served after offering sex from a guy buying a hot dog out of the back of her truck. she said she will continue stripping but will not offer sex. [ applause ] >> i saw a video of her when she was being let out of jail and she looks a little road hard and

put up wet -- >> who wants to see my boobs? who wants to see my cans? you want a hot dog. >> i have been around the block a time or two. >> all right. let's drive into the right-wing world. rush limbaugh -- are we on fast and furious? >> uh-huh. >> what would be more illegal than giving weapons to murderous drug cartels? what in the same of sam hill is legal about seeing to it that you create crimes? that's what this administration did. they gave weapons, popularly called assault weapons, which they wanted banned and the american people did not want them banned. the elected representatives of the people did not ban them. and that wasn't good up in for obama or holder. to hell with the american people

and the congress we'll figure out a way to get rid of these guns, and they capable up with fast and furious. >> no, the bush administration came up with fast and furious. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> darrell issa or joe mccarthy as we call him said the same thing on hannity and he gets to have a congressional investigation with subpoena power. >> yep. >> the fact that obama hasn't gone after your guns is proof he is going after your guns! >> clearly. peter johnson, who's name is peter johnson. [ laughter ] >> it's kind of like a note from someone's pappa at home -- >> pappa? >> the homework has been due for 18 months but last night the dog ate the homework and in a respectful way, let me say it's

lawfulable. it's pathetic and insulting. >> yeah and i'm sure he said that ever six times president bush claimed that. >> it's insulting -- oh bush did it never mind. >> kimberly own on hannity. >> this is an abuse of discretion, and it's really a problem. if it's not being used appropriately, why is he doing it? what is he trying to cover up? what does he know? and why did he do this to support eric holder? >> do they have a new talking point? >> indicators -- >> various indicators -- >> professional indicators indicate -- [ laughter ] >> what is that? >> bill o'reilly, and sean hannity. >> it's kimberly thinking she is fancy. >> they make fun of me when i say something. shawn indicators say --

>> indicators -- it's been indicated by indicators. >> karl rove on fox news. >> it's one thing to exert ex -- execute executive privilege with regard to a cabinet member. so i'm a little bit concerned about it. i think it's an overreach -- >> oh. tubby mctreason? really? really? >> yeah. >> he said that. >> okay. >> that happened and we all -- >> and we all let it happen. >> he was involved in outing a cia agent and by discussing these documents there's potential of getting agents in the field killed -- >> yes. which they likely did actually -- >> so he wants to do more of the

same and blame obama for all of it. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> super pac to attend romney strategy session this week. that will never happen. there will be no coordination. no. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> stilly. >> the top hundred thousand campaign bundlers in park city utah this morning. [ romantic music ] >> it marked the first retreat that will be an opportunity for strategizing and fraternizing one name has the raised flags, karl rove who has said he will spend a stunning $300 million to help romney defeat president obama. they are legally prohibited from coordinating with the romney

campaign -- >> legal smeagal. >> there is gambling going on in this facility! oh, thank you, sir. >> he said the super pacs have been a disaster for the political system. >> that's much better. thank you. >> okay. >> here are your winnings, sir. >> all right. liz cheney on hannity. >> i wish they cared as much about keeping classified information as they about keeping secrets -- [ mumbling ] >> wait a minute. that's your laura ingram impression. >> she kind of sounds like laura ingram. monica crowley. >> limited government fiscal responsibility, strong muscular national defense personal responsibility, those were the things upon which this country

was built and what the founders wanted for america. the cooks have hijacked in country and taken it on a joyride, starting with the guy in the white house. >> woe. keep your arms and legs into the socialist ride at all times. >> monica crowley thinks the president is a cook. >> oh yeah. [ applause ] >> that made me a little sick, right-wing world. 19 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> oh, come on, you got to admit this is cool. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." [ show playing in background ] ♪ >> and we're still up on tv. >> oh. >> ah!

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♪ >> we can play a -- john is a -- is a horror movie fan. >> yeah, we could play something a little rough -- >> okay. let's do that. ♪ [ show playing in background ] [ burping ] >> that was a better burp than [ inaudible ].

>> announcer: stephanie miller -- ♪ so-so what, i'm still a rock star, i got my rock moves, and i don't need you tonight ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm all right, i'm just fine so, so what, i'm still a rock star ♪ >> yeah. it is the "stephanie miller show." so what. john fugelsang joining us at the bottom of the hour. david in tacoma, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, dave. >> hello. >> hi. >> good morning. [ farting sounds ] >> oh, excuse me, go ahead. [ laughter ] >> i just wanted to make a comment on romney's plan that he doesn't seem proud enough to express to anybody on immigration. >> what is that? >> i believe like all of the republicans have been doing since 1780s, his plan is to ship

the rest of our jobs out of the country so all of these chinese and mexicans and indians and all of the rest of them will have to go back to their own country because that's where the jobs will be. >> yeah. somebody sent me a piece, yeah -- it's the thing we have been saying over and over again. bain was about making money for bain, and a lot of times that involved shipping jobs overseas for him to try to spin this that his job at bain was about job creating is mind blowing. >> it's a lie yeah. >> tony you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, tony. >> hi stephanie. in may -- april and may, we had the year romney bashed the president on gas prices. i'm interested to understand what his attacks is going to be now that gas prices have gone down nationwide and projects to

be lower than $3 in the fall. what is their attack going to be then? >> that makes newt gingrich's little prop outdated doesn't it? he had the whole gas pump on his set and the numbers going -- >> oh. [ somber music ] >> gas getting relatively cheap. sit down below $4 here in los angeles. >> shhhh! >> hi, tom. >> hey stephanie. congratulations again on your current gig. >> thank you. >> hey i want to address the republicans and their filibusters with the -- you know, only having one once al franken was finally inaugurated into the senate -- >> yeah, we had barely two months between when al franken got in and ted kennedy actually died.

>> barely. >> yeah. at the same time these republicans they said they were going to issue a -- they were going to be like a snow storm of subpoenas, and all they wanted to do was have hearings and -- and tie things up with that that way. >> yep. >> but with the record number of filibusters, you know, i kind of have to fault terry reid, because he didn't change these rules, and he already had two years -- of what they were going to do, you know? >> yeah, it's that whole argument, tom that that could be used against you -- that's the thing. i don't think anybody foresaw this degree of obstructionism. it really is amazing. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> we had the highest rating ever in the demos in the tv world. >> did we? oh, you cursed. >> probably the f bomb. but thank you current tv viewers. >> they are hoping you did it

again. >> hey! hi, tim in l.a. >> hi, stephanie. >> hi, go ahead. >> i wanted to talk about this darrell issa thing. issa [ inaudible ] is near the mexican border he is in the oceanside area i was wondering if those man hasn't been propromiezed by the drug cartels. the information they are looking for that is going to give up some of the investigation that is currently going, and then also some of the people who were undercover. >> oh. >> when i look at how he talks about these things he has rel real stress -- >> maybe that's where he gets his illegal steroids, allegedly. >> allegedly. >> i'm just saying. >> his neck is a little thick. >> yeah. 29 minutes after the hour.

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that's a five-sillbol dammit is so good. >> the "washington post" invested in a series of firms that specialized to relocating workers to china and india. so in in addition to not creating jobs he specialized in relocating them. seven days and counting, chris, refuses to say if he would undue obama's immigration directive. he must be getting chafed in the groin for this. >> it was a real turn on for hispanic leaders who like vague answers. [ speaking spanish ] >> john obama leads 4 points, but there's low enthusiasm for

romney. huh? obama had 50 to 46% in this one. just 38% of romney voters support him strongly. >> we'll see what citizens united has to say about that won't we? >> yeah. next week is going to be a big week, the supreme court ruling is coming down. >> a lot of them yeah. and it will be really, really interesting. the president is speaking at the conference today in the exfact spot where myth spoke yesterday. and it was interesting because the speech was not the most enthusiastic response. but if you looked on twitter afterwards, it was all white republicans saying how awesome the speech was. >> yeah. >> you'll see today the president will get a much warmer reception there. >> absolutely. plus i love this story, romney's campaign message has been

garbled up by leaks of his vice president picks. marco -- >> rubio! >> yeah. the president did the immigration move. the bigger vp bomb shell -- [ explosion ] >> romney won't be considering any women for the vice president slot at all. >> really? all i'm hearing is condy rice and nicky haley. >> that was the latest leak this week, and alienating women even further. >> i thought marco rubio was a lock. and i feel bad he is out of the running. because that is the only thing we have in common with bill o'reilly next to the way we sexually harass our staffs. >> yeah. yeah.

[ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> percentage of americans who would not vote for mormon is the same, 16%. >> it's remarkable depressing and stupid. these people that think they don't know mormons harry reid is a mormon. it is such bigotry -- >> oh there are so other reasons to dislike mitt romney please. choose from a potpourri of reasons. >> he does proxy battisms for dead atheists, you can dislike that -- and if they are going to talk about reverend wright we're going to talk about the planet colar. and i don't buy any of these racism with black priests that was changed because of good

progressive mormons who fought for decency in their own religion. so it's really tacky. >> john there has been a leprecon attack in seattle. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> again? >> hello, dave. >> hello. >> hi. >> first of all i'm late to the party as usual. >> yes. >> i want to congratulate you for coming out a couple of years ago. >> oh, thank you. >> and for doing it on august 13th because that happened to be the third wedding anniversary of a couple of good friends of mine tim and david. >> yay for tim and david. >> you were talking about a guy complaining about being attacked by leprecons. that is a symptom of gymsome weed poisoning. it is probably a latin version of bat crap insane or something. it makes you literally see

little people attacking you. it is common to jimson weed poisoning. >> wow. i know what i'm bringing to your party. >> screw the bath salts. >> hey, robert. >> hey stephanie. i just wanted to call in today. i'm a republican. and i just wanted to give my opinion on the campaign between mitt romney and barack obama, and being a republican i should still be like maybe romney has something? his trick bag, and i won't be voting for him i already know that. >> yay! ♪ hallelujah ♪ >> go ahead. >> i think republicans are failing to see the economic strategy that mitt romney wants to take with the country, and if you want to look at a good example of a country that has

what mitt romney wants to do look across the big ocean and ireland is doing exactly that. and they are cutting jobs -- >> that's exactly what paul krugman said. and romney is not trickle down he's gush up. but let me ask you who will you vote for? >> i just can't see voting for a libertarian, because i think it's a vote thrown away. i'll be voting for obama. >> yay! ♪ let's hear it for the boy ♪ >> i have lots of anguished republican cousins saying the same thing. >> awesome. awesome. by the way the president once again -- [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> demanding congress -- he said this issue has had this issue for months. it's mind boggling we have had

this stalemate in washington. house republicans passed a bill that would take money away from i believe women's healthcare from the affordable healthcare act. >> uh-huh. >> they run the same play every time. >> and in fairness they haven't been able to do anything about the student loan program because they are too busy naming buildings after ronald reagan, and going after eric holder. >> yeah, john bone er told the caucus no spiking the ball if the healthcare plan is struck down. can you imagine? he -- he also reiterated several of the party's talking points making it harder for small business -- blah blah blah and republicans will move legislation piecemeal if the

legislation is struck down. with all of the same things in it now! [ screaming ] >> exactly. when you ask them about how they feel about the provisions in it individually, they love it. it's triumph of propaganda over come -- common sense and love of your own country. >> exactly. hi, jason. >> the fast and furious, i don't remember much oversight when 4,000 americans died in iraq. do you? >> no, i do not. >> you are darn right. and brian terry is now being exploited for political gain. again, this is a bipartisan problem because the real enemy here is the stupid immoral drug war.

you want to blame someone, blame our drug problem. you want to solve crime, throw more guns at it, that mentality? >> exactly. john fugelsang remains on the horn as we finish up the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: welcome to the party barn. may we take your order? it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> he caved on the public option, he caved on the bush tax cuts, the guy has caved so many times there are miners trapped inside of him. the airplanes are going to get from one part of the country to the other without any air traffic controllers. i mean this is ridiculous and mitt romney ought to know better. i stand with our public employees and cops and firefighters and their teachers? the airplanes are going to get from one part of the country to

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>> it is the "stephanie miller show." 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. sexy liberal john fugelsang in the san francisco bureau this morning. filling in for jennifer grandholm again tonight on current tv. >> bureau being my hotel room now that i kicked the groupies out, good morning. >> good morning to you. my life gets more and more magical, orly taitz is live in studio with us on tuesday. >> oh, nice. >> you made the washington times list of top 30 hottest political women. >> oh, thank you moody's that's awesome. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> the moody's haven't been the same since keith died. >> what number? >> number six among liberals. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> thank you washington times. >> you beat kirsten powers and

kirsten killgram. >> isn't that nice to get praise from people who despise you. >> no they took a shot at her. >> oh yeah. >> you should do something like a 4,000 group marriage ceremony. [ laughter ] >> all of the craze is the new movie, abraham lincoln vampire hunter. >> history tells us that willard mitt romney ran for president in 2012, but history doesn't tell the whole story. [ dramatic music ] >> vampires are not people, my friends. i'm here to turn the living dead into a living nightmare.

>> mitt romney vampire hunter. >> for taking off your head this axe is just the right height my friend. none of these vampires have any experience running a business. >> mitt romney vampire hunter meadicraty shall not parish. >> you are into those movies, aren't you john fugelsang? >> oh yeah. except mary never sold a wounded dressage horse. >> that's true. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> adele struggled with alcohol, she used to get so intoxicated before concerts she once fell off a stool. that's my whole laugh. a sexy liberal.

[ laughter ] >> wow. >> but john still wishes nothing but the best for me. >> i'm going to avoid that with a wine-drenched ten-foot pole. >> charlie sheen admits he has a psychotic episode. charlie of course became famed for tiger blood, winning war lock, and now even he is unsure what he was talking about. [ applause ] >> that's going to be like the interview with orly taitz on tuesday. live in studio. ♪ i used to be alone in the crowd ♪ ♪ but thanks to the internet, you see ♪ ♪ i can connect with idiots like me ♪ ♪ i'm a birther, he's a birther, she's a birther too ♪ ♪ be a birther, drink birther

cool a ♪ ♪ be a birther, scream bloody murder ♪ >> thank you. [ applause ] >> john fugelsang creator of the etch-a-sketch moment. can you throw me some questions beforehand -- first of all we need something that ends in the answer moose and squirrel? [ laughter ] >> but any other questions you can think of so i can create the gotcha moment for the media. >> oh god, of course. first off ask how many caucasian politicians have you demanded to see a birth certificate from and how many caucasian politicians have you politely requested to see a birth certificate for? and it will be the same answer for both. and ask her about how obama has a time machine. >> yeah, i need to hear the birth announcement explanation. i found out from a tweet that she wanted the opportunity to present her evidence and i said

oh, my god yes. what day can you come in. >> you have to be really nice to her, because the nicer you are to her the longer she will stay. >> so let her finish. >> yes. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> ozzie osborne fans were fearing the worst when a black sabbath concert was canceled at the last minute. ozzie pulled the concert because of vocal chord concerns. how can you tell the difference? [ mumbling ] >> sporty spice hopes the spice girls are knowledged at the london olympics this summer. >> acknowledged? >> yes. she says they are being snubbed by the london olympics game

because they released a play list and the band did not feature -- ♪ >> stephanie i'm calling shenanigans on you. you don't get to call them a band, they are a group. if none of them play instruments and they lip sync they are groups not bands. >> boy bands aren't boy bands. >> they are man groups. >> all right. and -- [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> man actor gossip. christian goes crazy when somebody mentions leo's name. he strongly believes that low you stole a number of jobs out from under his nose. >> done professionally -- >> are you inplying that

christian bale has a temper issue -- >> i love this line the author writes decaprio, the name turned christian like a branding iron. [ dramatic music ] >> so dramatic. i love that. christian has batman and an oscar what is he complaining about? >> exactly. >> john fugelsang filling in one last time for jennifer grandholm one last time tonight? >> yes, and i'm filling in for governor governor governor spitzer next week. >> and then john is filling in for stephanie miller the next week. >>al gore said you are my scab. >> all right. we'll see you monday on the "stephanie miller show." ♪