a [♪ theme music ♪] hello, current tv fans. journalist extrordanaire, jacki schechner -- >> yes? >> have you done your assignment did you device a question for orly taitz today in which the answer has to be moose and squirrel. >> i failed you. >> who did their homework for momma? >> i did, what did mike huckabee

and sarah palin have for lunch. >> yes. moose and squirrel. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i didn't realize how many times she has sued somebody for this birtherism thing and has failed every time. and i'm thinking maybe birtherism is not her thing. maybe we could help her find some other hobby. >> i'm work on that during the next hour. >> all right. here she is jacki schechner who failed her homework but prepared her news. >> good morning, everybody. we'll have to wait until thursday to find out what the supreme court rules on health care reform. but the court's decision to strike down the arizona immigration law with the exception of what is being called the show me your papers bill, but the court did lead room in a fight for the future

if law enforcement officers engage in racial profiling. the president has been able to take the ruling and run with it, as a signal that congress needs to act on immigration reform. on the other hand mitt romney has to figure out how to appeal to the base of his party but not completely alienate his hispanic supporters. and we're likely to see more big money in smaller races, as the courted to strike down the law that essentially upholds citizens united. this means it extends to all 50 states including those that put

books on the laws that voted to toss out those laws. we're back with more after the break. stay with us. ♪ having fun. >>don't worry because she'll be back. >>where are the lefties besides on current tv? >>joy behar is getting her own show coming to current tv this fall.

tonight john fugelsang is filling on viewpoint with eliot spitzer. >>that was mitt romney showing once again his fearless fear of taking a stand that helps make

him all things to no people. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." i have one thing to say about today's show. >> help! help! >> okay. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. it's orly taitz day! it's orly taitz day!

>> let me finish! >> you know who she said that to current tv david shuster. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> that was the interview. let me finish! >> wow! >> see, and now we're letting her finish. >> that's right. >> because we're a little comedy show, and the more rope we can give to people the better. here, show me more evidence. >> i did not that. >> he is kenyan and a martian? i didn't know that was possible. >> i'm not going to be combative at all. >> i'm getting a few tweets wondering why the hell we're having that woman on. >> because it's pure comedy gold. dennis, steph, while dr. taitz is giving you a root canal, giving you legal advice and

offering to put your home on the market, this is similar to why john mccain and george romney were both -- weren't qualified to be president. just stick with the fact stick. [ fact stick sound ] >> steph, ask her why she has refused to comply with subpoenas. >> we'll ask her that. >> i'm right next to her. >> i'm right next to her too. >> listen, i have got her back. i want to know why joe arpaio is such a crazy bastard. listen, i'm going to be all about orly this morning. and she is madder than heck about that new film. >> the birther film? >> yeah.

>> who did that? >> joseph ferra or something like that. >> yes and it blows her whole theory. [ explosion ] >> she is like da da da da! >> can we ask her about the time machines that were necessary to -- >> i am so fascinated with her. i have so many questions. just like birther dating game which birther would like most like to kiss. ♪ >> huge! huge! >> right? >> i know. i can't wait. >> and i want to know, was it some combined you know, dental legal school, or did she do them separately and which order? >> dental legal realtor school.

>> right. >> and dojun. >> what does she practice? >> kenny pick had to go dust off the old -- >> it seems we have been attacked with some secret weapon with -- >> orly taitz. she is a russian dentist lawyer. >> actress. >> okay. okay. ann colter sighs this is foolishness, and has referred to the birthers as cranks. >> listen, you just called me names, you said this is a crazy movement. the ones that are crazy are those listening to obama's lies. >> you may be a little crazy.

>> many conservative republicans are acting foolishly. >> welcome to taitz mansion. this is where it all happens. >> let me -- let me answer! >> you have three seconds, and we're going to have to end this. >> listen you will be . . . [ applause ] >> i -- no -- you -- let me. [ laughter ] >> i'm going to hardly talk at all, once she is here. >> oh, god. >> she can start and finish. >> except we have a fire drill right at the end of the show. >> oh, that's right. i would move to stay and talk some more, but -- >> i'm going to start packing up at 8:30. >> jim will have his backpack on for the last half hour. >> but you will be here for -- >> elvira! >> yes, here and squeezy.

i had totally forgotten about all of the fun facts. bill o'reilly called her a nut, and then she protested fox news and had about 15 people with her. and david shuster, she called him a brown shirt. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i'm wearing a brown shirt today. >> she'll call you a brown shirt -- >> i think there may be fist cuffs today. >> stay tuned. >> yes. also charlie pierce and save save to talk about the big supreme court ruling. [ explosion ] >> i think you tweeted that the show may explode this morning. >> yeah, right. >> do you remember that? >> sure. [ laughter ] >> when i was doing my own tweeting and facebooking -- >> whatever! >> or face planting. >> i'm face planting while he is fake booking for me. >> uh-huh. >> hang on just talk amongst

yourselves. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> oh, dear what did you do? [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> zesabel.com. high testosterone turns women in to highly efficient masturbating machines. they are more prone to master tait and have sex with a partner? >> so how is the single life stephanie? >> i'm not good at that i told you about it. i don't find myself attractive. >> you are not supposed to think about yourself. think about hot chicks.

>> i'm not a dude. >> you have no imagination. >> wow. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> both sides claim victory at supreme court rules of immigration law. governor bone finger as we call her. most of the law was struck down which she called clearly a victory for her. >> ah. >> today is a day is a day when we can take up the fight against illegal immigration in an balanced constitutional way has unanimously been vindicated by the highest court in the land -- >> huh? >> no. >> and she added -- [ evil laughter ] >> he prefers crypt keeper to

bone finger. >> yeah. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> and the ruling gave republicans something to cheer by letting stand for now -- this can also be challenged. like jim was saying oh, you have a taillight, oh you are brown. can i see your papers. >> uh-huh. >> technically unless they are arrested or pulled over for something else -- >> or for loitering outside of a home depot. they can get it for that. >> yeah. i'm pleased the supreme court has struck down key provisions. congress must act on immigration reform. >> computer says yes! >> and that's what -- basically the big thing the court did, right? >> uh-huh. >> they said no. that -- they said no -- what do you call it? you can't do it state by state,

except for scalia who went -- [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> he is a nut job. >> that was a fox news talking point or -- >> he kind of came unhinged. >> he went a little nutty cakes. >> yeah. >> he was talking about the president's order from last week. it has nothing to do with the case. it was like, huh? oh, i heard that on fox news. president is concerned about the practical impact. we must ensure that arizona la officials do not -- the joe arpaios of the world are still going to do this. obviously not every law enforcement officer is racist. >> right. >> governor bone finger. >> today the state of arizona was vindicated and the heart of

the bill was upheld. >> no, so much. >> her press conference was a bit of a mess -- >> it was better than her opening statement at the debate. >> not really reporters kept asking questions and she kept saying that over and over. >> yeah, just say this. you don't think she has a keen understanding of the nuances of the law? is that what you are saying? >> i dealt with that woman personally? >> really, how was that for you? >> she is not a lot of sense. >> no? >> she is are career republican operative, and she knows nothing about the nuances of law. >> we saw when she had the prepared opening statement. >> i -- i i -- i -- um -- i -- i -- i -- >> okay. that was good. a was a lot of wow wee.

that much dead air was making me -- i was like oh i'm sweating. help me. help me -- >> is her mic on -- >> help! help! [ laughter ] >> okay. 17 minutes after the hour -- 17 minutes -- somebody throw a talking point, please! >> help! help! >> 18 minutes -- 18 minutes after the hour. chris you know what happens, right when you have a power outage or a virus in your computer or something, and you sit there and go -- >> help! help! >> and if there is no carbonite you are screwed. you are done. you know you delete a important file by mistake, it can cost you big time. you can lose everything unless we have carbonite online backup. it's automatic and continual.

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>> ah, perfect. ♪ ♪ love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ spooky ♪ >> and elvira. elvira, now mistress of the morning. >> there is a reason they call me mistress of the dark. >> you are never up this early. >> never. >> we blackmailed her again with those pictures that jim always finds. here she is. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. i don't know why she falls for it. she knows they are out there. >> how many times have i fallen for this? you would think i would finally learn. billy in texas has a new learn. ♪ billy's hanging round in that

texas town, with a home call from the rain ♪ ♪ you know what i'm talking about ♪ ♪ just let it go if you want to know, how his talking points are strange ♪ ♪ how does he come up with this stuff ♪ ♪ how, how, how ♪ [ laughter ] >> here he is billy in texas. hi billy! [ no audience >> you did not appreciate the jingle? >> that was my jingle? >> yeah. >> thank you. i was calling about the arizona immigration bill and issa saying there is no evidence of this

fast and furious stuff. obama won't comply with discovery which is part of any lawsuit that has ever been filed -- >> fishing expedition in this case. >> excuse me? >> fishing expedition in this case. >> that's ridiculous -- >> he admitted on fox news he has no evidence of a cover up. >> darrell issa said that -- >> he doesn't have any evidence because obama won't turn over the documents that will provide that evidence. >> uh-huh. do you believe the same theory that darrell issa does that the president did this on purpose so he could enact gun-control legislation in his second term? >> i don't know about that. but the fact of the matter is on the left, the ends justifies the means? >> did you know he was born in kenya? [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> that's next hour, the birther -- >> oh, sorry. okay. just wanted to get the facts out

there. [ laughter ] >> if that didn't stun him enough, she would say you want to see my boobs. governor crypt keeper yesterday. >> the heart of the senate bill has been proven to be constitutional. arizona's authority to protect and defend itself people has been upheld. [ evil laughter ] >> the president said we must ensure the arizona law enforcement officials do not enforce the rights that undermine the rights as americans. the crypt keeper again. >> the president for two years could have secured our borders and fix our broken immigration system. >> elvira can kick the crypt

keep keeper's ass. >> right? they just keep repeating that. >> for two years they had a million people in the house and senate. >> it was killed by a senate republican filibuster. >> that's right. >> let's go to elizabeth in california. >> hello. >> hi. >> i'm so glad to be on. first thank you for having your show on in the morning, because you saved me from mbc. >> you're welcome. [ bell chimes ] >> and why did orly taitz steal tammy faye's makeup look. [ laughter ] >> and i love cassandra peterson and i'm hoping that current puts her on as a liberal elviran

after you -- >> no at night. >> what a fabulous idea. >> on the radio, the shows i slow are very slow. >> you could show scary movies about global warming. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> no, i did that the other day. it didn't end up well. i don't know -- >> not being able to sleep is an early sign of old age. i cannot tweet. i tried to tweet this morning? >> did it come out? >> like it's a cake. >> i saw it this morning and i go oh tweeting. i should have been tweeting yesterday and the day before -- >> yes. are there a lot of people pretending to be you? >> oh, yes. >> somebody has probably had

elvira before you got on twitter. >> every latino in the world. >> that's why you went with the real elvira. >> yeah, the real lindsay lohan. >> not the cross dressing elvira. >> exactly. >> hello sandra. >> good morning, how is everyone this morning? >> good. go ahead. >> good. good. can i bitch for just a moment? >> sure. >> sure. >> i would like to suggest it is time to send the statue of liberty back to france bring me your tired poor -- yeah bring them here so we can abuse and misuse them. okay? that's the way it seems. >> yeah. yeah. >> it's ridiculous this is the 21st century, william lynch is alive and well in the 21st century. okay? eight years of bush one year later we put all of the republicans in who decide we

want to make obama a one-term president. >> yep. >> okay? so anything he puts up we're going to fight against it. >> woo-hoo! >> huh-uh. eight years. >> yep. now this montana decision yesterday. it should be an -- if that's not enough to get you off your ass and vote in this election, i don't know what is. >> the arizona decision yesterday -- the immigration decision -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> the court views obama's recent objective as legal. hello. >> yep. >> the court underscored that the federal government has brood discretion to decide who to report. so take that governor bone finger! take that! >> yeah. >> all right. 29 minutes after the hour. back with more elvira on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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desk top, lab top, ipad. iphone. >> pleasant your hearts. >> the big one. >> stephanie: all i know, the little flower is there and it means go to meeting. i love go to meeting.

nice to talk to you. [ applause ] >> when someone stumbles across the show, it usually doesn't end well. >> stephanie: it ended better do. all right. just a truce. all right. 45 minutes -- it was a wash. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

♪ i have given this a lot of thought, and i have the feeling the all g-string -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- is the wrong direction for this show. instead we are going nipple bruiser. [ laughter ] >> did you drive the mccob mobile? >> no, it is in vegas getting a facelift. >> oh. >> ah! >> oh, gosh on some reality show. >> really? >> yeah. >> cool? >> we're doing a whole elvira mccob mobile facelift and we're

having the coffin up pollstered -- the coffin -- the trunk up pollstered like a coffin. >> wow. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. cajera in massachusetts you are on the "stephanie miller show" with elvira. >> hello. >> hi. >> yeah, i am the official owner of the rescued maltese of the "stephanie miller show." [♪ magic wand ♪] >> unfortunately he did pass away on march 5th at the age of 17, so now he is the official guardian angel dog of the "stephanie miller show." [♪ magic wand ♪] >> eventually i'll adopt another one, but not yet. but i just want to say hello, to elvira and tell her a funny story about my mom. >> i was just going to ask you, isn't a maltese a snack for one

of the stephanie's dog. >> yes. >> he was about as big as the head of one of her dogs. >> yeah. it's like you put one of my dogs in the dyer too long. >> yeah, pretty much. he looked like dryer lint. >> oh. >> the sweetest dog in the world, but now he is watching over your show and keeping republicans away from you, except for orly taitz. >> that's fine. your mom is an elvira fan? >> yes. for a long time i was admiring elvira and i have my hair in a similar style to her and i was worried that my mom would be shocked seeing my mom on television because of how you dress. but you were talking about one of your movies and you were dancing with tassels on your

bosom, i believe. >> nipple tassels, yeah. >> my mom said she is a feminist icon like may west. >> thank you. even after the nipple tassels. >> she said you embraced your beauty but didn't take it seriously, and you knew a woman should be powerful and still look provocative, and i thought that is really great. >> that's right. nipple tassels do not take away your feminism. i wear them every morning. >> no they don't. neither does big hair. >> the higher the hair the closer to god. [ applause ] >> so many people say that to me, they look at elvira as a feminist -- >> it's true. >> it's so bizarre to me when they say that. >> yes in control of your own sexuality that makes jim want you to control his as well. >> yeah i think i already am.

[ laughter ] >> down boy. >> are some people shocked when you don't look like that? >> oh, yeah. i keep -- a long time ago i kept getting calls for, you know, shows to audition, and i would walk in and you would just see their faces call. we called for this big bucksome dark-haired tall -- and they are like, oh, my god who are you -- >> what have you done with elvira. >> you have done contacting as cassandra. >> well, they didn't call it acting. >> you were in pee wee's big adventure. >> i got to beat up pee wee. every woman's fantasy. pee wee and i both decided if we're still dressing in our costumes five years from now, we're going to have a suicide pack and kill each other. >> i got to hang out with him at your birthday party. he is so much fun. >> he is isn't he?

>> he gave the toast. cassandra. >> how long does it take to get in elvira drag? >> about an hour and a half. >> it would be quick ferrer -- quicker if i helped. >> somehow i don't think it would be, jim. >> you think it would linger in >> yeah. >> lisa in dallas you are on this elvira. hi, lisa. >> good morning, steph. we're so excited! my daughter and i were watching this zombie movie, fido. have you seen it? >> no. >> it's kind of old. we noticed that the guy who runs the zombie corp looks and talks exactly like mitt romney. >> oh, god. i got to find that movie. >> oh, yeah you can get it on netflix. >> he is this close to getting

naked and eating somebody's face in miami. >> oh, yeah. >> you were talk about a scary book about mormonism. >> under the banner of heaven by john crackhower. [ screaming ] >> yeah, if you want to check in on the mormon religion check out that book. it is very very well -- what do you do when you -- research? >> uh-huh. >> if you think scientology is scary. check that out. >> speaking of scary how about this -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> mitt romney planning to deploy an army of mormon supporters to utah where the presidential race is close such as nevada and colorado. the heart of the mormon religion could be good preparation for the door-knocking and phone calling -- [ knocking ] . >> -- given the long hours of

rejection that such acts entail. [ knocking ] >> really? >> that will turn people around to mittens, huh? mormons knocking on your door. >> oh, god, i just got rid of the jehovah's witnesses. [ laughter ] >> we have learned all sorts of fun facts, haven't we chris? >> yes we have. >> what was your favorite in the book? >> oh, gosh well how they massacres everybody on the way out west -- >> there's that. >> groups of pioneers and everybody, they just killed them because they wanted the land -- >> wow. >> it is like a zombie movie. >> yeah, they killed everyone in their way, so they were equal opportunity murders of everyone -- >> that's right. >> that part is scary, the history -- and the home with -- >> that's why they don't drink cola, they get too excited. >> and unless you wear the

special glasses, you can't see the magic -- >> the magic testicles. >> no jim. >> the texts you can't see the text without the spectacles. >> exactly. paul in arizona here is to slobber over elvira. >> hi, how are ya? >> great. idea. >> back in the late 70s here. and one night they did this halloween thing in manchester and oh, gosh but i was an usher for the civic theaters and i remember standing between elvira and seymour and jim trying to stair at her boobs, and her giving him the dirtiest looks. >> seymour was trying to see more. >> that was probably the first time somebody did that.

>> number one i started elvira in '81, and only after seymour died. i never met him. but other than that -- >> yeah. and i don't remember you ever giving a man a dirty look that tried to do that. >> yeah. it's like the cover of tom waitz album. and there is a picture of supposedly me, and i look at that, and say i have absolutely no memory of ever doing it. so i'm going to say it was me but i have no memory of doing it. >> all of the real stories -- oh god yes. or, i have blocked them. >> my god. >> all of your real stories sound like some kind of knock-knock joke gone awry -- so

tim leery and i walked into a bar -- [ laughter ] >> i know. >> you lived a life. >> i really have. i have lived several actually. i'm writing about them. i have been writing for a year and i'm only up to the age of 17. so i'm going to have be like a trilogy. >> just your teen years alone -- you were a dancer -- >> i was a go go girl when i was 14, dancing at a gay club -- i was actually a drag queen. >> that's ironic. >> i was a boy playing a girl, and black faced on top of the whole thing. >> oh, wow! >> that was just one little thing. >> see what i mean? every story is like a felni film. >> that is a whole chapter. >> yeah, i feel like i was raised by a pack of wild drag

queens, how they taught me how to walk and dress -- >> and the makeup? >> yeah. yeah. >> drag queens are teaching you how to be like a girl. >> i know. and now i'm kind of like -- you know, a roll model for drag queens, so i has kind of come full circle. >> it is kind of a crazy car your life. >> i know. >> and that's when you met elvis. >> yeah, when i was 17. >> what is a go-go dancer exactly -- >> well go-go dancer is now very different. in this day and age, i was wearing white boots, and dancing in a glass cage in colorado springs, colorado, with a black light -- >> that's exactly how i started. >> yeah. every night i would do my

homework -- >> oh, my god, right-wing corner -- >> was it back then too? >> no. no. it was taken over and came the evil empire. when i was growing up, it was kind of cool and witchy -- mantue springs was full of witches and the spiritual stuff -- >> so that's how -- >> i haven't gone back there anymore since the cuckoo -- >> yeah. that ted has moved in. >> yeah. >> kids 46 minutes after the hour. i would not tune out, because you never what she is going to say in the closing segment here. >> oh my god, i am already having a fantastic time! >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

taxes for schools. >> i'd rather have hooligans running through the neighborrish leaving people's lungs on the sidewalk. >> stephanie: this is what comes when you don't have enough teachers. lungs on the sidewalk. that's where it ends. 40 minutes after the hour. he'll be right back on "the stephanie miller show"." >> announcer: call stephanie now. she's easy. 1-800-steph-12. a great tasting mint core, frosted in powerful cooling crystals. ice breakers frost. feel the frost. . what happened to george prescott bush. >> no, he was jeb bush's son. >> oh, that one. >> the ricky martin look-alike

yeah. >> going in another direction. the direction away from his father.

(vo) john fugelsang is filling in >> he caved on the public option, he caved on the bush tax cuts, the guy has caved so many times there are miners trapped inside of him. [ ♪ music ♪ ]

♪ come on baby -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ baby take my hand ♪ ♪ don't fear elvira ♪ >> no. look at her. she is harmless. elvira mistress of the morning -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> that's a phrase you don't hear often. >> and plus there is all of this light in here for the tv show. so we apologize. >> the whole time we were on break, stephanie was saying tell us a weird story. [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> well us another scary story -- >> this story involves the osmond brothers, and frank sinatra. i went on a date with one of the

osmond brothers -- >> wow. >> alan? yeah. the whole osmond family -- >> do they all go on dates. >> they go on dates together. we went to frank's 50th birthday party. >> i had the biggest crush on donny. >> he is adorable. especially when he was like eight or nine years old. so i'm with the whole osmond family, who is slightly -- they are a little religious, and i am a show girl, so they weren't so down with that. [ laughter ] >> so we go over to meet frank, and he shakes everybody's hand. and i extending my hand and

instead of shaking my hand, he goes "nice tits." >> oh, wow? do we have to dump that? >> we have to dump that. >> that's all the he said? >> yeah, mom and dad osmond you should have seen their faces -- i just turned blue and practically fainted. talk about an awkward, awkward moment. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> that might have been my favorite elvira story ever. [ laughter ] >> jerry in illinois. jerry in illinois you are on with elvira. >> hi, elvira? >> yeah. >> i'm confused because the tv is out of sync -- >> that's because she just said [ censor bleep ]. >> i would like to say i agree with frank sinatra.

>> that's a great opening line jerry. >> you were at a convention at a horror convention -- >> it wasn't in the '70s was it? >> no, it was a few years ago. and you jumped on stage with our local horror guy -- >> oh, yeah. >> i love him, i tell ya. he is -- he is one of my top favorite picks as horror host i'll tell you that. >> jerry you want to know if she has any new tv shows coming up. >> yeah, you were on your syndication or whatever. and you went off of tv maybe about a year ago now. >> wow you know everything. but you can still get them online, elvira.com, 26 episodes. >> i do have the dvds. >> i bet you do.

so anything new in the works? >> i do have something very new in the works, but i can't tell you -- >> or she would have to kill you. >> exactly. but i am working hard hard at work. if you go to elvirashorrorhunt.com. we're looking for the best independent horror film so we're going to have a little contest. have it online, and like the ciskel and ebert. >> that's awesome. >> yeah. >> horror film -- >> yeah, that's why i said it slowly and carefully. somebody else said -- it will be bleeped. [ laughter ] >> we have already had one today.

it's all right. >> elvira is a -- >> oh, okay. >> a horror hunt. >> got it. wouldn't that be funny if pee wee called in -- >> i can't use the phone! >> marcus in chicago. >> hey, how are ya? >> hey go ahead. >> i just wanted to wish everybody a happy belated pride. >> yay! happy gay pride to you as well. >> yeah, i was in chicago, and i got the hell burned out of me. >> it was hot, right? >> oh, it was tired. but i work at a gay youth center, and it's rough work, they sent me to meet ben cohen in the morning -- >> the rugby player? >> yeah. >> oh, tough work. tough work. [ laughter ] >> so, yeah, i asked him to sign dirty parts of me, and he wouldn't do it. >> i will. >> elvira will do it.

>> i'm sure she will. when you talked about the tassels, i wake up every morning and that's the first thing i put on. [ applause ] >> oh, i love that. i was talking to someone in new york that they had a tornado warning in new york for gay pride weekend. even for a friend of dorothy, that made gay pride even cooler. >> i just did a thing for boston gay pride. that was done yeah. >> i was in boston for pride for sexy liberal. >> you were? >> it was a fabulous pride. >> wow, pride everywhere. >> busting out all over. so give us again the scary -- [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> elvira.com, you can buy all kinds of cool elvira crap and elvira on facebook. >> and apparently on twitter

when you can figure it out. >> exactly. and you can make it on your iphone, make a film and send it in to elvirashorrorhunt. >> chris, what is your opinion as to whether i would be able to do that technically? >> it is quite easy. >> does it involve wine and a great piraneez. >> i'm at golden apple comics on sunday. in melrose, i'm going to be there 2:00 to 4:00 as elvira. >> i love you honey. >> i love you. >> all right. orly taitz coming up next as we

continue on the "stephanie miller show." [♪ mysterious music ♪] [♪ theme music ♪] sorry. i'm sorry, jacki that we're late. jim was just helping elvira get out the door here -- >> he is cheating on me and delaying. >> i know. i may have accidentally brushed her ass as she walked out. >> and no, she cannot wear nipple tassels in the current room center. she is a journalist. dammit, jim.

what a parade we have this morning, we have orly taitz. >> that's right. >> and in the meantime we this right-wing world, celebrity stack, and news queen, and not former go-go dancer, jacki. >> tassel free. good morning, everybody. the house of representatives will vote thursday on whether or not to hold eric holder in contempt of congress for refusing to turn over certain documents. holer asked president obama last week to exert executive privilege, and now darrel issa has sent a seven-page letter to the president asking why. the dnc communications director brad woodhouse is clarifying questions about the democratic

national convention. party planners were having problems with a $27 million deficit, and were thinking about canceling the event at the charlotte motor speedway but the charlotte observer said they are just moving the venue. woodhouse tweeted that is in fact correct. they are moving to uptown charlotte, and make the convention more intertwined. january they changed it from four days to three and added the festival. and former secretary of state condoleezza right said she is not going to be vice president. she said she doesn't see herself as an elected official. she hosted her first fund raiser for she pac, helping women run for office. you are going to want to jump in

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virginity to david jones. [ buzzer ] >> oh, what a show we're having. dr. orly taitz esq will hopefully be here -- >> she may not show. >> but i'm a helper. i'm trying to help her pick out what color his parachute is. he is a plucky determined little thing. >> are you all lawyered up in case she sues you? because that may happen? [ laughter ] >> and we have lots of other guests coming up later in the week. >> hal sparks tomorrow. >> actor steven weber joins us on thursday. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> dreamily, magical. >> right. >> and he will not be poked in the eye with a still let toe heel. >> no. >> michelle seconds me a picture -- this is her in italy -- i'm going to italy on friday after the show. >> really? this must be from 1999 when

people actually wore steph we're in tuscanny until august. i heard you are going to be riding your bike through tuscanny. yes! since we're the official listeners from italy -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> we saw you with sexy liberal chicago this year. loved it. love you even more because you wear pashminas. >> we could do a movie together pashmina girls. >> we were doing a flashback in the show when that guy used to call with that fake accent. >> yeah. >> you were on two or three stations -- >> yeah. >> and that music is still a holdover from that caller.

>> jim had very stringent rules when he was the phone screener -- >> yeah. >> oh, it's the guy that does the italian thing again. >> bonjour no! >> dick in dayton. and tommy from columbus who still calls. >> yes. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> a jew-hating elmo in central park. you never know what you are going to run into in central park. you remember when i was walking two white dogs in central park and the block guy screamed at me that i was a racist [ censor bleep ] because i had two white dogs. and i was wearing a obama dog -- >> that's not the same species. >> yeah. whatever. >> here is a picture of an man

in an elmo suit being hauled away in an ambulance. visitors say he was screaming anti-semimattic rants. he has a long history of anti-semantic rants. our favorite this is video from april, which sends kids and parents scattering before he is confronted bay magician in a heart-patterned overcoat. [ applause ] >> i love new york! >> you are not going to find things like that phoenix. >> no. no. >> you just don't. >> maybe in fresno. >> where do you find lunatics like that in right-wing world. >> nice segue. >> thank you. rush limbaugh. >> i don't say this jocularitily, if have laws on the books that the government is not going to enforce regarding

immigration, why should election law be enforced? what if obama decides the 22nd amendment is no longer relevant. come on, rush there's no way obama would ever dispense with elections. yeah there's no way obama would not enforce immigration law. >> oh, my god that sounded like he and/or scalia -- >> yeah. he is rush limbaugh in a robe. >> scalia echoed chris coback. >> who? >> with the anti-immigration -- >> oh, right. with that american came coback. >> that's almost as american as scalia. >> where is the italian music. >> hey i don't like this immigration thing.

what's a matter with you. spicy meat balls. >> it literally reads like it could be a transcript of the limbaugh show. he accused -- let's see he accused the president of deliberately refusing to enforce immigration statutes. >> based on what? >> quote it desperately wants to avoid upsetting foreign powers. he delivered him in attention to the presence of illegal immigrants in arizona. >> that's all they have been talking about for years -- >> yeah, scalia has finally jumped though shark. >> that's right. >> yeah. >> okay. all right. babe bu -- ah! >> babe buchanan. >> 40% of americans now approve it. you are looking at 50% who are

absolutely opposed. you see costs coming up and americans worrying that are going to lose their health care because of that. this is a failed policy, it hurts americans. >> now you feel my pain with me hosting a show with her for years. >> why didn't wolf blitzer say -- >> yeah. >> she just told an outright law. it is just the opposite of that -- >> and by the way, costs are going down -- >> costs are going down -- you can't be excluded for preexisting conditions -- >> kids can be on their parents health insurance -- >> she is right about one thing, that is what has always irritated us. while 50% of americans oppose the law as a whole, most back its key provisions. so i'm not sure how we lost the

messaging war on this. 61% favor keeping their kids on their insurance -- >> right. >> 82% favor banning insurance companies from denying people with preexisting conditions -- that is obamacare. >> yes. you ask how the right won the messaging war on that, because they have fox news -- >> and was wolf blitzer left it there. >> and there was nothing like fox news until current came along. >> oh, nice one. [ applause ] >> fox is seen in every hotel and gas station -- >> or gym. fox news on ere tv. >> whereas you recall most people who find me are because they sat on their remote like that guy in alabama. >> she is kind of hot until she opens her mouth. >> darn it y'all, i thought it was danica patrick, what the

hell? all right. dan kilmeade. >> he says essentially why it's not popular is because republicans kept running it down, and they have been more effective running it down, than promoting it. >> it is not popular because of what is in it? >> no. >> their own number said it is going to cost another $1.7 trillion, and then you have 15 people unelected that is going to regulate and decide what you are going to get in medicare -- >> so the so-called death panels. [ screaming ] >> this is why randy rhodes must never go on vacation again, because i listened to sean hannity by accident yesterday. and what did i hear about? death panels. [ screaming ] >> yes if your grandmother is too old, she will be denied a hip replacement -- >> whatever! >> she is going to die soon.

i'm sorry, i'm fine. >> i am more angry at cnn than fox. cnn is still pretending to be a legitimate news organization, and they just let that stuff go. >> yeah. fred barns. >> here is what irked me for the president now to come out and say we have to have comprehensive immigration reform, something he said every year that he would produce a bill on, and now he is calling for it, is hypocritical in the extreme -- >> he couldn't get one republican to vote for the dream act. >> god! >> they are treating obama as if he was king. >> yeah. >> republicans were in favor of the dream act until obama supported it. >> yeah. >> dana periknow -- >> you have all of the

advantages right -- >> i think the disadvantages that you could end up having -- you could become president of the united states. >> oh. >> he only became president because he is black. >> yeah. because that's always historically been such a plus in america. >> greg gutfield is a racist can i say that? >> you just sid. >> thank you. >> and we finish with kimberly. >> federal welfare spending is up 41% to $193 billion extra per year. who is going to want to give that money back and say forget it. when you get used to it you become accustomed -- our nation's crack now is free money. >> yeah. that's why there are so many jobless people because they are lazy. >> yeah. >> those big gigantic welfare checks. >> exactly. [ applause ] >> how much money are those idiots making. >> that concludes our right-wing

world, we think -- we hope in about a half hour -- >> about two minutes from now. >> we'll have orly taitz. >> it seems that pennsylvania has attacked us with a secret weapon -- >> orly taitz is that her name? >> she is from russia. >> i just need to know how much time do i have i had bad experience in cnn. >> she is a russian dentist, lawyer -- >> actress. >> okay. okay. okay. ann colter has referred to the birthers as crank. >> you know, it is just a few cranks out there -- >> you just called me names, and said this is a crazy movement. >> the computer says naaa. >> you know when bill o'reilly has gotten off of the birther crazy bus before you --

>> many republicans are acting foolishly, they are obsessed over the president's birth certificate. >> this is the orly taitz mansion. this is where it all happens. >> about three seconds, and then we're going to have to end this. >> listen -- >> she is moldavian not russian. >> sorry. we'll let her men initial. all right. 19 minutes after the hour. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." announce i got her number off of the men's room stall, 1-800-steph-1-2.

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woe ho everybody listen -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ go round ♪ >> haven't enough of my dreams died? >> the chat room. >> the chat room? >> yeah. >> harshing my birther buzz this morning. >> most people are believing that orly taitz are not going to show? >> really? >> yeah. >> i still believe. >> i -- i believe too. but if she doesn't show that gives us more ammunition. >> you said would you like her to come in early so she can take calls? i'm like, yeah. >> why not? a lot of people are looking forward to this. >> me too. [ laughter ] >> and i said it's a big get. and you corrected me and said -- >> this hour brought to you by -- [ laughter ] >> i don't want to reduce my chances of her actual walking in her in a few minutes. this hour brought to you by

solar world. find out more about the leader in american solar. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> oh, by the way speaking of people making things here in america or not. the president taking it to mittens some more. he criticized his record more of taking jobs overseas. obama said governor romny's commitment to outsourcing is part of his overall economic vision. >> yep. >> the romney camp says the reports do not differentiate between domestic outsourcing and offshoring. the president said you don't need someone to explain the difference, you need someone who will wake up every single day and fight for american jobs and investments here in the united states. [ applause ] >> thank you mr. president. oh, my job has not been offshored -- >> oh i see. >> that's better then in that i

don't have it -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> that really concerns me where it is now. >> it is just an off-worlded, so . . . >> yeah. joe mccarthy. >> the president and attorney general holder would simply start producing the documents they know they could produce to us that are not going to be protected by executive privilege, this could be delayed or prevented. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i would like to see him interviewed by my friends fred schultz because he is a fisherman. >> yeah, look shiny lure -- oh i have a hook in my mouth! >> that's what he sounds like to you. [ laughter ] >> i'm calling speaker boehner to come forward and show the strong leadership they know he

will, and sit down with the attorney general to resolve this matter. >> yeah, that will happen. >> that could happen. >> yeah. >> don't hold your breath. >> joe mccarthy also on obamacare. >> yeah. >> there will be a bipartisan need for a group of us, particularly on ways and means to say what is it we can cobble together from what we do agree on. >> not so many of those scary pages. >> just knock off the age requirement. >> bill richardson. >> i think there will be a real uproar against a politicized supreme court. here they are making political decisions. >> yeah. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] who said when is romney going to look like a challenger seems to play everything safe. who said that. >> ruhl gahava.

>> no rupert murdoch tweeted that. >> what! [ applause ] >> not happy with mittens. they just seem so unhappy with their candidate. [ laughter ] >> shame. let's go to mike in chicago. >> hey, steph. hey, everyone. first of all if she does show up, could you explain hugo chavez does not own the voting software in the united states. and obama donates money to hamas. where is their mailbox? >> apparently that was the first thing he did as president. >> yeah. >> in 2009 wasn't it the republicans who said they don't have time for witch hunts regarding the bush administration, and because the economy is in such shambles. according to the republicans the economy is still in shambles but they have time for these witch hunts. >> yeah. >> how mad is eric holder now

that he didn't do any investigations. it's not too late. and he might want to look into the koch brother's record-keeping abilities also. >> as somebody said mike, they are pissed about a bunch of things. he is trying to stop voter suppression, he is not doing all of the stuff they want him to do, so this is clearly a fishing expedition. come on take your organ out. [ organ music. ] >> please pray that orly taitz shows up. she is supposed to be here in ten minutes. >> well, she is supposed to be sitting in the chair in 10 minutes. >> yeah, if she is here we'll put her on next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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[ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ excuse me, why do you have a picture of me -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> and six dunking sailors rolling around on your chest. >> can i say all of us as a group are so pathetic. we'll all like prom dates getting stood up. jim is sitting here with a wrist corsage -- >> yeah, rebecca is waiting my

the phone. ♪ oh, dear god ♪ >> i just went out to the bathroom, she is like i'm getting a weird feeling too. ♪ >> we are awaiting birther queen orly taitz, who i -- well she is the one that said call stephanie miller and tell her to be -- what did she say? >> allow her to be on the show to present her evidence. >> yes and i was like great when can you be here? [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> we were going to give her an extra segment so she could finish. we'll see, rebecca is forlornly waiting in the parking garage. >> someone in the chat room said it's too quiet. [ crickets chirping ] >> i think i could even make a

love match with jim ward. [♪ magic wand ♪] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> like this one osama was killed years ago and kept on ice. >> well, true. he has been reported to have died some years ago. and she is a follower of that as well. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> this could be all kinds of magic. >> and he was working for us when we were kicking the soviets out of afghanistan -- >> well, we know that. >> just saying. let's go to rebecca on california. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi, good morning. >> good morning. >> can i be the official liberal lefty lawyer of the "stephanie miller show"! [ bell chimes ] >> we needed one. >> i may need one after orly taitz sues me. >> call me i'm ready for that. i wanted to talk about the laws. specifically the arizona law, because i want to point out that

there are two ways that you can find a law unconstitutional. the first one in the way it's written, and what the supreme court just did, they didn't put a constitutional stamp of approval on the law and said it's constitutional, what they said was the way it is written is not unconstitutional. but the way it is enforced may be unconstitutional. but we'll have to wait and see. if not this big we approved you, you are approved jan brewer's full of nonsense -- that's just not what the supreme court just did. >> right. >> and the other thing is you're not going to end up with arizona state court if somebody is challenging this law they are going to end up back in federal court, start in the district court and up to the circuit court and then right back to the united states supreme court because it is going to be a federal constitutional challenge to this

law. >> awesome. >> and i think it's really important that we don't pretend like the supreme court did something they didn't do. they said give it your best shot, we'll see if you can manage to make this constitutional. they are not going to be able to. >> rebecca you are the smartist girl in class, however, we just got word that orly taitz is here. so i didn't hear anything you said. ♪ hallelujah ♪ >> birther queen orly taitz is up next. >> my opinion is you are nuts. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ and y'all were thoroughly stomped. >> stephanie: stomped, okay, well, we took back control of the legislature. >> caller: you have one senate seat. >> stephanie: we go got one. we took two before. >> caller: how come that wasn't

the focus before the election? nice to talk to you. [ applause ] >> when someone stumbles across the show, it usually doesn't end well. >> stephanie: it ended better

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running ♪ ♪ everybody everybody, get into -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ get it started ♪ ♪ let's get it started ♪ >> oh my god, i am so excited. it is the "stephanie miller show"! here she is, she made it dr. orly taitz. >> hi. >> i already got orly taitz's for senate. >> it's a dvd of the trial in georgia whereas you know we brought illegal action against barack obama and after four years of illegal action for the first time it was heard on the merits, and i brought all of the witnesses -- there were seven witnesses testifying so you can watch it and people can get the same thing -- >> everybody i know in california, i told to vote for you. [ laughter ] >> i did. i was so -- >> well, you know, and that's another thing i wanted to mention if we have time when it

comes to election. i was recently talking to someone who was an list for nato, and he is helping me fine an lawsuit that we are filing because we're seeing massive election fraud, and until and unless we clean up this massive elections fraud we will have the same people in congress time and again. >> all right. okay. good. where do we even start. i'm so fascinated with you. [ laughter ] >> i asked if those pearls were real. and you said know you got them for 10 bucks -- >> something like that. >> in moldavia. >> yes. i also speak spanish --

>> wow. >> six different languages. [ speaking spanish ] >> i'm done. [ laughter ] >> that's all i know. [ laughter ] >> so -- [ laughter ] >> so not russian, so i was going to ask you if you liked yeltson -- what is his first name? >> boris? [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> have you ever hunted moose or squirrel? >> no. >> no. okay. i'm fascinated with you, you are both a lawyer, dentist and a realtor? >> well, being an attorney i took an exam as a real estate broker, basically for our own family needs. >> oh, okay. >> but i am a licensed attorney a licensed doc of dental surgery, and i'm doing both -- >> is there a combined school that you went to --

[ laughter ] >> no. they are separate. i did a lot of schooling, and that is why -- you know somebody who does so much schooling typically would do a lot of research, and that is why when i saw all of the information in regards to barack obama -- >> we'll get to your evidence i swear. have you ever seen representative blake fairenhold? >> no. >> he has a huge gap between his front teeth. can you fix that? >> i can. >> what would you do? braces? >> i don't do braces. but i can do nice crowns or van nears. >> representative fairenhold if you are watching and i'm sure you are. i want to play birther dating game first of all. if you had a chance of kissing joe arpaio or donald trump which would you pick? >> neither. [ laughter ]

>> now wait a minute -- i don't mean to stir up trouble in birtherland, but -- so joe arpaio's investigation that he is doing in hawaii right? he has refused to comply with your subpoenas. what is up with that? >> that's a good question. i did bring with me an affidavit which they -- he confirmed what i have been saying for the last four years that the social security number that barack obama is using it's not his number and i have e-varify is saying the same thing. they are computer-generated forgeries. >> uh-huh. so you have said -- the president has dozen of social security numbers. his passport is inaccurate and the person cooperating with the

investigation died mysteriously and was shot in the head. >> yes, let me provide clarification on that. i never talked about his past -- >> okay. it didn't seems like it needs, but okay. >> you can go on line and there are plenty of articles on the hearings. actually there was an fbi investigation. it's public record that the -- there was a breach into passport records of barack obama, hilary clinton, and john mccain, and it is widely believed that basically mccain and clinton were the diversion -- >> oh. >> and the rest -- >> i wouldn't have seen that coming. >> there were several individuals that were involved that were investigated by the fbi, i believe the article was sometime in march of 2010 washington times article -- >> okay. all right. now orly --

>> and this gentlemen was killed. >> was killed? >> all right. listen i have lot to get to. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> i have been googling my ass off. i know more about you than you know about you at this point. and i admire your perseverance. >> can i say one thing -- [ laughter ] >> no, i didn't realize how many lawsuits you actually brought about the birther issues. >> yeah. >> taitz versus obama, taitz versus -- there's wow. 2012 new hampshire primary, 2012 georgia. so you have lost each and every one of them -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> and i say that as helper i'm just saying maybe birtherism isn't your thing. maybe a new hoby. >> i'm sure that was what was told to nelson mandela for 27 years -- >> you are comparing yourself to

nelson mandela? >> well this was told by thurberg marshall. why are you fighting for the rights of african american people -- >> but fighting -- you are trying to get rid of the first african american president -- >> it has nothing to do with the color of his skin. >> then what is the obsession? >> this is a person who is a criminal, who is arrogant who is obnoxious who is treating you -- >> how is he criminal? >> he is using a social security number that was never assigned to him. that's social security fraud. i had an officer testified on the stand in georgia, saying anybody else with papers like obama i would be seeking a

warrant for his arrest and deportation. we'll be -- >> okay. but the long form birth certificate that he released -- that the state of hawaiiry leased -- >> but -- >> that is inauthentic -- >> nobody ever see -- again, why is he treating you lycan idiot -- >> but the state of hawaii -- >> that's the whole point. i went to the state of hawaii with a medical subpoena to say how can you verify that something is authentic? you have to see the original paper. you can't have the same person saying i have something on file -- >> i'm sure you have answered this question before -- >> nobody has seen the original. >> orly how did the two birth announcements get in the hawaii newspapers? >> yes, and we checked on that. >> uh-huh. >> what is happening in the state of hawaii -- and probably

many other states. not everybody is born in the hospital. and in the state of hawaii it was sufficient for a relative to fill out a form and mail it. you didn't have to go to the health department -- >> so that was done knowing he was going to try to be president -- >> no. he did papers so the mother would get welfare checks and he would get the benefits of a citizen. that's it. in this country today there be 30 million illegals that are getting bogus papers. >> i see. >> because they want welfare checks and to go to school -- >> he obviously needed welfare because he was black. >> no, because his mother was on welfare for a years. that is a known fact from his biography. >> it is really convoluted just to get a welfare check. >> no, we found out that in the state of hawaii there weres of

those -- >> donald trump said he has investigates that turned up all kinds of stuff. why haven't we seen that? >> i think he is waiting to make sure that it will be too late -- >> what evidence is going to be -- >> i think arpaio will be providing more information -- >> but donal trump said his investigatorings -- >> donald trump is now supporting romney. so romney is saying it's not stick -- but you are see more things coming out after the convention. >> i have to put that on my paper calendar. this film "dream from my real father," you have seen that -- >> i didn't -- this guy took me -- >> everybody likes this film, but this film weaves an era

their obama's grandfather was an undercover cia agent and convinced barack obama senior to marry his teenage daughter -- >> i never watch this film. >> but you said -- this blows your whole thing -- [ explosion ] >> and you said who are they working for? so you have a conspiracy theory that they are blowing your whole conspiracy theory -- >> that's why we shouldn't be going with conspiracy theories -- >> no. >> and each and every american should demand that they let us see their original microfilm and birth certificate. they refuse to let detectives

see -- >> they shouldn't have the authority to see -- >> it's a complete lie. again, bogus argument. they are saying it is a matter of privacy -- >> so the kenyan birth certificate that everyone says is obviously a crude forgery you say is real? >> no, i'm not saying this. i have never seen anything on file there or in hawaii. and that's why i have a case now -- if you could give me a minute -- >> okay. >> i have case in washington where i have provided -- maybe you can see -- >> oh, right there. >> barack obama actually posted his tax returns, and he [ inaudible ] the full social e-varify. it's a connecticut social. it was never a verified.

this is social number vary indication system shows that this number was never issued to barack obama. it was not issued. >> uh-huh. >> i say show me the application -- >> based on the fact that you have a printer? is it a laser printer? >> no, i have here affidavits as well. >> okay, sure. >> but the point is -- >> uh-huh. >> -- we have those avenues. it's a governmental agent -- >> what -- how -- which case will this be on yours? >> with each and every case -- >> this could be the one is what you are feeling? >> with each case -- >> oh, you are getting better and better each case you lose -- >> no, just as i said i'm bringing more and more evidence -- >> look i'm perfectly -- i have a new tv show and that's what i took, chris as evidence that i'm getting better, with every failed tv show i'm like i'm getting better chris. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪]

>> listen, you said a number of homosexuals from obama's church have died mysteriously. >> let's find out -- >> did he kill them? >> no. >> why would that come up in the first place. >> the deaths -- and you should invite to your show, [ inaudible ], she is the director of a movie called women will not be silent and it shows elections fraud when hilary clinton's -- >> closer to the microphone -- i don't want to miss a word -- >> hilary clinton's candidacy was derailed. and it showed indeed -- >> those are homosexuals that would have voted for hilary -- >> no. he knew with barack obama -- >> he was gay with barack obama? >> i don't know what happened there. >> real quick, i'm out of time -- >> why wouldn't you want the clues to come out and show those

investigations were closed -- >> okay. osama bin laden was killed years ago. his body was kept on ice, and the announcement of his death was at an tempt to divert your court case. >> i never said he was kept on ice. >> but you think he was killed years before. >> there was a quote from the prime minister of pakistan before she was killed where she stated that osama bin laden was killed earlier -- >> sure. buzz it dry ice or like a big block of ice? >> i think you should ask her husband -- >> i will. orly i wish i could let you finish. i'm so sorry we're out of time. >> but things for coming in. >> there she is birther queen, dr. orly taitz everybody. we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." [ applause ] ♪