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early '90s. i do like me some t-bone. give me some porn music so i can introduce our associate producer. >> good morning, mama. >> stephanie: t bone is the new professor. you're wearing that t-shirt very well. >> thank you. >> stephanie: that's their job is to wear something tight. >> captain america undershirt. >> i want to match the set. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: that's all you need to do. >> hard to think like that at 4:30 in the morning. >> stephanie: his name is travis bone, our new associate producer. >> greatest porn name ever. >> what ma and papa bone would be so proud. >> stephanie: at how many times were you rethinking this life choice? >> i was afraid you were going to fall off the stool. i thought you hurt your hip at the beginning of the show. >> stephanie: that's because

i'm such a good actress. i felt like samuel jackson in unbreakables. >> that was your good hip. >> i need the doctor from death becomes her to put me back together. >> get some bondo. >> you're telling me it doesn't hurt when i do this? >> stephanie: have jacki come over later with one of the -- spray paint. okay. >> she'll lacquer you up. >> stephanie: exactly. did you ever call chris at any point and go she's taking a picture of her cooter. seriously? i'm working for that? >> i think my mom was going oh, travis. >> stephanie: your father and i -- >> made some poor choices in your life. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: mrs. bone must be -- welcome to my mom's world. welcome, travis. we're very excited. >> very excited to be here too. >> stephanie: despite your ridiculous name, you come highly qualified. >> reporting experience and a

little bit of news experience. yeah. glad to be here. >> stephanie: and that t-shirt is fabulous. it is like captain america's undershirt that goes with the underpants. by the end of the week i'll have you wearing the underpants as well. >> shh don't tell anyone. >> stephanie: that was a tasty t-bone. he has bigger boobs than i do. is that allowed? >> i don't know. >> stephanie: lots to get to. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. could you believe -- it was like the opening olympics turned into aard skit. the queen the actual queen. >> i thought that was incredibly cheesy. >> i didn't see it. >> stephanie: i have not enjoyed a comedy skit with a queen in it until michelle and marcus bachmann. >> the korgies were there too. >> the korgies muncie and holly. muncie holly? >> stephanie: the queen --

very impressed with herself with her performance. she probably has a long list of writers. >> did you see the picture of her as great britain was walking along the parade of nations, she was picking her nails. >> stephanie: cuticles? >> she wanted to be there. it was -- all right. >> stephanie: you know what? did the skit. she did agree to the lesbian sketch with me. if i hadn't thrown my hip out it would have been comedy gold. >> stephanie: corky in new york you're on "the stephanie miller show." corky, welcome? hello? >> corky? >> stephanie: corky is watching something else now. don in fresno. welcome. hello, don. >> caller: good morning. >> stephanie: go ahead. >> caller: the reason i'm calling, i wanted to finish up from friday. i had called.

this debate. we need to change gun control debate. we need to change it to either for the shooter or the victims. and by saying that, if you don't want to change the gun right laws then you're for the shooter. i'm going to start calling them on the carpet, stephanie. either support the shooter or the victims. if you are a gun rights advocate and you support the victims then you should change the gun right laws. >> nobody needs 100 round clip. the army doesn't even have that. >> stephanie: you guys must have enjoyed the moment i turned to rob reiner, have i ever told you the american president -- even rob reiner was like oh! >> i don't want to hear those quotes on the show. >> the same thing ever again. >> in the absence of genuine leadership -- [ explosion ] >> hal sparks tried to get in

spinal tap. >> princess pride. >> stephanie: how did we get here where we can't talk about gun control. that's where i was saying i want my andrew sheppard moment. i'm andrew sheppard and i am -- you know what i'm talking about it. >> i do. >> stephanie: we ended up blaming the true source of the problem, lily tomlin and her gory, violent films she's so well-known for. >> 9:00 to 5:00, the director's cut. >> outrageous fortune. >> stephanie: there is a scene edited out of "all of me" that is really wow! >> a part where she actually splits in two. >> stephanie: lily tomlin splits him in two with an ax. 29 minutes after the hour. i get to see the cutting room floor, literally cutting room. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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there we go. >> stephanie: they must have heard the parade on stage at the pantages. we must talk to her immediately. let's talk to rude. >> the rude pundit. good morning rudeness. >> good morning. >> stephanie: jim was just -- i don't know when this was but where was this latest mitt romney gaffe? he asked some women in philadelphia? >> pittsburgh. >> why are you cooking in the kitchen? words to that effect. >> really? >> stephanie: there you go. he locked down that chick vote again. >> this is not to mentionú insulting the palestinians this morning. >> he did? >> stephanie: what happened? >> let's see. he was speaking at the fund-raiser for jewish donors in jerusalem, sheldon adelson by his side -- >> of course. >> hand up mitt's ass as we know.

and romney said you come here, you see the gdp per capita in israel which is about $21,000 and compare that with the gdp per capita across areas managed by the palestinian authority which is more like $10,000 per capita you note a stark difference in economic vitality. without noting of course the severe sanctions on the palestinians might be hindering some of their beneficial wealth and the ddp. >> stephanie: he doesn't care about the very poor. maybe he didn't get the memo. >> oh, god, that's just stunning foreign policy. >> only he could go and talk about numbers. just financial stuff. >> those stinky people over there have much less money. >> he compared it to the united states and mexico. >> stephanie: oh, yeah. >> because of all of the sanctions we have against the mexicans. >> oh, my gosh. >> stephanie: jim, i was looking for the next gaffe. romney visits the western wall.

met by a rabbi. a don't tell the joke, a rabbi and a mormon. >> stephanie: he chatted with him. >> before he tried to convert him? >> baptize him into his own religion. >> stephanie: if you die soon, i could help you find a better religion. >> you're looking kind of peeked. >> he went on this tour of israel with his wealthy jewish donors. again, sheldon adel son by his side as they go to the wailing wall. >> stephanie: there is a solution. >> sheldon is famous for saying he wished he hadn't fought for the american army and fought for israel instead. why doesn't he just stay there and stop screwing up our country. >> it is not like there's any tax money we're getting from him. >> stephanie: exactly. he was doing the thing you take a slip of paper and put a note in the wall.

he bowed and prayed for about 20 seconds. if only i could see what was in the thought bubble, jim probably that. >> just a thought bubble. >> i don't want to know what he wrote on the paper. >> something like that. >> what the heck was that? >> probably but 100 in there and said don't worry i'll take care of you. >> stephanie: we're looking forward to poland, aren't you? god knows what will happen in poland. >> i think he knows so many polish jokes they're hilarious. >> the first time he sees a light bulb, he just can't help himself. [ laughter ] >> you pollocks aren't as stupid as i've heard. [ crickets chirping ] what did i say? you're not that dumb. i'll say something like your trees are all the right height, i can see why hitler invaded. [ crickets chirping ] >> he'll talk about despite all of the things that happened in auschwitz, it was a very

productive camp. [ wah wah ] >> they produced. >> i'm jewish, i can make jewish jokes, just want to put that out there. >> stephanie: great piece on michelle walkman. when is she not on a witch-hunt. when the dynamic duo of republican [ bleep ] representative michele bachmann and louie gohmert work together on an issue. he was one of the people what signed on to this ridiculous muslim brotherhood -- [ whatever! ] >> exactly. she's just always -- you know, we go back to 2008 with the let's see -- the media should look at congress and come up with a list of pro and anti-american list of congress. going back to 2005 when she was a state representative and -- in minnesota and she wanted to get the dade horowitz's academic bill of rights passed as law in minnesota where it prevented

college professors from bringing their political views into the classroom. because you know, evil liberal professors were obviously turning everybody in her district liberal. >> stephanie: yes of course. by the way, you were talking about the romney campaign strategy. i love one of your lines. in 2008, apparently you weren't wisely rejecting the policies that romney advocates. the marks of a socialist con artist. vote for romney because he thinks you're stupid. you've got it wrong with this black guy. >> exactly. that's the thing. it is to the point where it is like insulting you for having dared put this man in power. it wasn't that -- you know, he said he was going to do most of the things he's doing right now or actually the stuff he said he was going to do. so maybe we made a wise choice. no. we're idiots. we're all idiots, especially the ones that are now switching over to -- or doubting obama. >> stephanie: yeah. >> thinking of not voting for him or voting for romney.

>> stephanie: sorry. pause for a shiver up the back of our spines. i think that it is interesting -- what's considered negative campaigning because to me, the stuff about romney, it is all fair game. when you're running on your record whether it is businessman or governor, how is it not fair game? >> there's been a lot of comparison in the media between obama's line taken out of context if you have a business, you didn't build that. that lie that we know is a lie. >> actually elizabeth warren's speech. >> it was, in fact a mitt romney speech, too. but it was also -- but i've seen comparisons between that and when they're trying to create a balance in the media between when the obama campaign jumped on romney's -- i like firing people who provide me

services -- and i thought that's not really a fair comparison because what romney is talking about is firing people. >> stephanie: so it seems like -- some area of fair game. >> so it is not really out of context if he's actually talking about firing people. >> exactly. >> stephanie: and then i thought wow, so he has this whole string of gaffes in england. speaking of the selection being about the top 1%. he meets with the crooks behind the libor scandal. a fund-raising reception exclusive dinner with rubbing elbows with the bankers pretty much all behind the country's libor scandal. netted $2 million. >> of course. i'm sure they have some carrying around cash, the libor guys. >> stephanie: the last line says the times reporter steered clear of the libor scandal over interest remarks at the event. >> no one will remind them about how they brought down the world

economy. you don't want to do that. >> stephanie: that's bad form when they're handing you $2 million. >> really bad form there. >> stephanie: all right. rudeness great stuff. see you next week, honey. >> bye. >> stephanie: had to break early because the white house called. >> the obama campaign. i don't know if she's calling from the white house. the actual house called us. >> stephanie: all right. >> drunk dialing us. >> stephanie: 43 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> it is like a meeting with fart jokes. it is "the stephanie miller show." public, they're losing out here. >>it's the place where democracy is supposed to be the great equalizer, where your vote

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♪ shake it up ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." 47 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. michelle is the top advisor -- one of the top advisors to the obama campaign. she joins us now. good morning michelle. >> good morning, stephanie. >> stephanie: did you script mitt romney's campaign, his tour overseas? is he working for the obama white house? >> i'm afraid we can't take credit for that. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i literally am like is he working for the obama campaign? that could not have gone much worse, could it? >> it has been pretty rocky. for a trip that was designed to showcase romney as someone who could lead on the world stage it has gone sort of wrong from the beginning you know. in london, he openly criticized or doubted the readiness of the british olympics and drew a

rebuke directly from prime minister cameron, the london mayor. >> stephanie: directly from pretty much everyone in the entire country. >> the british tabloids were pretty ruthless. in israel, he focused on fund-raisers and political statements as opposed to really laying out you know, his vision for the relationship where when pressed, there's really not a lot of difference. the obama administration has had an incredibly strong record in support of israel's security. and so you know, for a trip that was supposed to highlight him on the world stage i think what it has done -- >> stephanie: oh, it has. >> it raises questions is this guy really ready to represent the united states and the world to be commander in chief? >> stephanie: well that's exactly it. the reason candidates do the trips overseas is to try to show they're ready to lead on the world stage. it really was almost -- when you have people like karl rove shaking their heads on tv, you

know it is bad right? >> it is. especially when you contrast it with then senator obama's trip in 2008. i mean first of all, it was very substantive. at every stop, he gave a substantive foreign policy speech being very careful not to openly criticize the administration but laying out a detailed vision for the american people of where he wanted to take the u.s. leadership in the world and what policies he would put in place. he also, i think importantly took the time to visit american troops who were deployed abroad. he went to iraq and kuwait, afghanistan. he sat down with troops, understanding that part of his role, if elected president would be stewardship of the military. as commander in chief. it is really striking that romney has not chosen to actually go to take the time to go visit with troops in afghanistan. >> stephanie: michele 200,000 people in berlin for the

widely -- for the speech. that the president obama gave. i was just thinking that. boy, that contrast is pretty stunning. you brought up that you know, he's over there with sheldon adelson and his fund-raisers in israel. we were saying first of all he has a romney adviser says the president is not anglo-saxon enough sheldon adelson is on record as saying i wore the uniform of the united states unfortunately. i wish i had been in the israeli army. do you hear that in the press anywhere? >> yes. the romney campaign has denied this comment about anglo-saxon tradition but the telegraph, the london telegraph that reported it has stood behind this and said look, this was a romney advisor. he basically bordered on a slur against the president. he said we understand the anglo-saxon heritage. we -- the white house doesn't understand the history of the special relationship.

sort of implying somehow the president -- you know, doesn't understand the special relationship with britain. i think again the president's record speaks for itself. hen such a leader for this country on security and foreign policy. and you know while everybody talks about this election being about the economy and it certainly is, people have to remember that big foreign policy decisions like the decision to go -- that george bush made to go to war in iraq have huge economic implications. the iraq war drove so much of the accumulated debt in bush's eight years. >> stephanie: and not putting them on the books, "men in black iiiel." that and the bush tax cuts, almost entirely responsible for this deficit right? >> yes. so i would hope that people would weigh, as they go to the polling -- the voting booths, what kind of commander in chief will this person be? where will he take this country

in terms of foreign policy, committing our troops and so forth because that, too will have implications not only for our security but also for our economic health. >> stephanie: michelle, i think that's a cogent point. the fact is he's over there with sheldon adelson who is on record as advocating for war with iran. can you imagine if a top -- fund-raiser of the president said i wore the uniform of the american army unfortunately. can you imagine? >> it is appalling. >> i wish i had for the japanese. >> stephanie: it is stunning. romney almost on every subject -- what does that mean? >> the problem is we don't know. he said, for example on israel, i would just do the opposite of what president obama did. look what president obama's done. he's brought assistance to israel to historic highs.

he has guaranteed their qual tative military edge. he stood up for them in the u.n. when the palestinians tried to bypass the peace process and impose statehood. he ordered the rescue of israeli diplomats who are under siege in cairo. time and time again he's stood by our commitment to israel security. so when romney says he's going to do the opposite, what does that mean? when you press him he can't say. >> stephanie: take afghanistan for instance. it is like he's been all over the place. what is his plan on afghanistan? >> he was initially for the transition time line and then he started criticizing it and was against it and then in the vfw speech last week he surprised us all by saying i support it. when pressed on what exactly would you do differently in afghanistan, you know, other than saying i would listen to the generals, you know, he doesn't have much else to say. so again, it is very hard to

know what he would do differently. the truth is the transition plan that we have put together in afghanistan has the support and the input of the commanding officers on the ground. it also has the support and input of 49 allies, nato and other who are participating in the international security force there. so this is a very well-developed well-vetted consensus position. >> stephanie: michelle, it almost seems like you're implying that mitt romney has been inconsistent on an issue. these outrageous. >> a few times. again, his incredible unwillingness to really lay out his vision. and exactly how his policies would differ from the president on national security. he's really not allowing the american people to you know, to understand his position and to make a judgment on whether he would be a good commander in

chief. >> you know, he was obviously over in israel, he said things like this which makes me a little bit nervous. >> it is my firm conviction that the security of israel is in the vital national security interest of the united states. >> stephanie: and yet his top advisers like john bolton and others are advocating for war with iran, correct? >> well again they have been very dell coase -- della coase in their rhetoric. they seem to apply they would be more willing at this point in time to use force with regard to iran's nuclear weapons program. the president has been very clear that our policies to prevent iran from getting a nuclear weapon, he's been very clear all options are on the table. but he's also been clear that now is not the time. that this -- that we need to give time and space to the sanctions which are the hardest hitting in the history of any country.

give time for them to work. a new round was put in place in july. those are starting to take effect. it is crip aming iran's economy. we want to see how that affects iran's calculus and whether they come back to the negotiating table with greater seriousness. because ultimately, it is in everybody's interest to solve this problem diplomatically if possible. but all options are on the table. the president has been very clear about that. >> stephanie: michelle, i was having a george w. bush flashback with mitt romney, a string of gaffes and bluster and all of this stuff. from the bush administration. >> it is true. when you look at his foreign policy advisers, 17 of the 24 who are listed on his campaign site were bush officials. and a lot of his rhetoric, when he does lay out a position is sort of harking back to the policies that we saw and i think in many cases failed in the bush administration.

>> stephanie: the bush years we all remember so warmly. michele, thank you for your time this morning. hope to talk to you again as the campaign rolls along. there she goes, michele flournoy >> he criticized islamic countries for voting in islamic leaders. >> stephanie: how dare they. >> mormon elders? >> stephanie: wow! is there anyone he hasn't pissed off this week? [ applause ] >> comparing the -- the gdp between israel and palestine. palestine is being occupied by israel. >> stephanie: all right. more stinky poor people to him. okay. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night.

"stephanie miller show." [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: here we are. hour number two current tv land. all right. we've found the two lines that jacki schechner will not cross. will not twirl a baton on stage at the pantages. will not call eric kantor bitch face, almost anything else goes. [ applause ] >> if you follow jacki on twitter, she tweeted out a picture of her in her baton outfit. >> stephanie: cute as bug's teeth. how old were you? >> 7 i think. i think i was the youngest at that time. >> we can't pick you out. we don't know which one is you. that's how you're safe. >> you can't figure it out?

>> stephanie: we'll have to enlarge the picture. jim's done that with some of your current pictures. >> have not. >> they should go check out the picture on twitter and see if they can figure out which one it is. it is a game. >> i'll tell you in the next hour. >> stephanie: so sweet i'm going into a diabetic coma. here she is. cute as bug's teeth jacki schechner. >> good morning, everybody. senator john mccain is defending his vice presidential pick after former v.p. dick cheney told abc news he thought sarah palin was a bad idea. >> i met her. i know her. attractive candidate but based on her background, she had only been governor for two years. i don't think she passed that test. >> of being ready? >> of being ready to take over. and i think that was a mistake. >> senator mccain is telling fox and friends he is proud of palin and what they did whatever that is. he also points out he and cheney the differ and strongly disagree on the issue of torture because

that's totally the same thing. the former v.p.'s daughter weighing in during twitter calling sara bailen more qualified than obama and biden put together. at least one pennsylvania elections inspector is standing up to the new voter i.d. law in his state saying he will not ask for identification no matter what the cost. his name is christopher broch. he's not going to enforce the i.d. requirement in his small borough. the law is on trial in state court and under investigation currently by the federal department of justice. and james holmes is in court today. he is facing charges formal charges for shooting -- killing 12 people and injuring another 58 in the aurora, colorado, movie theatre shooting. most of the case will be about whether holmes is competent to stand trial. it is not a what dunn it at this point. they want to know who leaked to media that holmes sent a package to his psychiatrist. back with more after the break.

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fuglesang and i. sold out in los angeles. >> still a picture of you taking a picture of your -- >> stephanie: my cooter. i look pretty shutty in all of them. chris lavoie, jim ward, jacki schechner rocked it. this may be the oddest love letter we've ever gotten. andy in houston. this is about friday's show. our regular radio tv show. thank god for dvr best show ever. still laughing so much, my vaginal mesh twice is failing. [ applause ] >> stephanie: okay. all right well, good! all right. so anyway, you can check out -- we'll get them up on the dot-coms, pictures from saturday night. in the meantime, kids, it is monday! eric boehlert from media matters. >> he gets to follow that. ♪ hurts so good ♪ >> eric vag vaginal mesh

boehlert. ♪ hurts so good ♪ >> stephanie: we love him. us not so much. he goes slumming every monday. good morning eric. >> good morning. >> stephanie: great tweets as always. you always pick up stuff a lot of other people miss. romney's negative ad ratio is two to one. the post runs a story about how obama's campaign is so negative. >> it was straightforward. trying to recapsule the campaign, trying to keep it from page news when there's not a lot going on. i hate this narrative that obama and hope and change in 2008 and now he's running so negative or you know, an incumbent might run a different campaign than a challenger. but within the context of the times and talking about all of the risk obama runs by running this very negative campaign and

then in the story itself that points out that those ratios five to one. that's without incorporating the karl rove super pac ad. romney has run an almost endlessly negative campaign. so why is the -- why is "the new york times" focusing on obama's negative campaign? >> stephanie: eric, as i've said over and over, i don't think all negative campaigning is the same. when you are running strictly on your record as a businessman as governor of a state how are those records not fair game? >> yeah, exactly. and you know i don't think anyone can point to obama campaign ads that are slashing and vicious and making stuff up. but based on the recent bill that controversy, we can point to republican ads that are based on blatant falsehoods. the press doesn't hold those two accountable. so you know, if obama isn't running halo ads he's

apparently this negative/attack campaign. that's always the double standard for democrats the republicans, the pelt way press -- the beltway press is in love with republican hardball. when democrats fight back, you know the press freaks out. >> stephanie: exactly. you and i talked about that last week with you and i calling it swiss voting of romney. swift vote was based on lies. this is -- you know, you may think it is -- you may not like it but it is based on facts. >> uncomfortable and pleasant questions about your professional past is not swift voting. it is not swift voting when it's true. >> stephanie: right. i love your -- you say kind of sums it up. "washington post," romney's problem, americans don't like him as much as obama polls say. i guess there's not that many ways to say that. >> there isn't. to the credits -- to its credit, "washington post" ran that piece but that really is what the press is trying to avoid. what you read the analysis over

and over again, it is obama versus obama. he's not going to get as many hispanic votes as 2008. he's not going to get as many jewish votes as 2008. he's not going to get as many young voters as 2008. he's not running against himself. he's running against another candidate who is having trouble getting people to vote for him and like him. but all of the analysis is because it is so much easier and lazar, obama versus obama and let's pretend he's not running against a weak republican candidate. >> stephanie: you're right. >> you can say it is close it's tied et cetera. >> stephanie: as you say the other thing is it is different running four years later as an incumbent. as he said on the trail, you can tell people this is still about hope and change. he didn't know he would run up against such unprecedented obstructionism. >> absolutely not. he was naive thinking i'll have dinner with these conservatives and we'll pass legislation like w. bush did in 2001.

wasn't going to happen. didn't happen. the idea that you know, democrats are supposed to sort of roll over and not fight back and not play tough during the campaign, it is one of the beltway press's favorite double standards, i think. >> stephanie: all you needed was one eric boehlert tweet to sum up romney in london. i thought london was supposed to be the easy part of the trip. poor mitt. really, we couldn't have scripted this better, could we? >> it was pretty amazing. when you're going on a trip for diplomatic purposes and your first couple of hours you make these sort of huge diplomatic gaffes, you know, it was definitely a problem and you know, he's recovered i think since then. but you know, this was supposed to be his great -- on a world stage. it didn't go as planned. >> stephanie: recovered by which he made it through an entire morning without a gaffe. eric, real quick.

this is so important. before we dye into right right-wing world. you didn't put in one fact. still missing from the aurora coverage. one violence contest. each year, roughly 30,000 americans die from gun violence or 300,000 over the last decade. it really is stunning that the press just kind of, as you said, they have taken the lazy nra mantra, guns don't kill people, people do. there's nothing more to see here. >> it's sad but the aurora coverage, the event got a lot of coverage and i think the ways the congresswoman getting shot got a lot of coverage. she was tied to congress. this was tied to hollywood. they were particularly gruesome events. in between that though, these random public mass shootings are very common. sadly common. and those are sort of treated as four six hour stories.

there's very rarely this idea that there is a connectivity to all of this and there is an epidemic in america. i looked in the wake of the aurora shooting to find out how many times was that very specific statistic 30,000 gun deaths a year reference. and it was basically invisible from the coverage. virtually the only place i could find reference to it were in opinion pieces about gun control. is it controversial? why is this -- why is that fact not inserted in news stories? 30,000 people die every year. >> stephanie: can you imagine any other cause would be getting more coverage. let's dive into the right-wing world. kimberly gill foil on hannity. >> this is a failing report card. if you're into that and you want america to fail and you don't like american exceptionalism, then by all means i respect your right to choose and vote. put him back in or if you would like someone who has solid business experience, business acumen, put in somebody like

romney, give him a chance. >> voice is annoying enough to begin with but then the stuff she says. >> stephanie: if you hate obama, vote for -- if you hate obama, vote for him. >> it is not that obama has disappointed. he's made us weak. he's trying to destroy america. why is he ahead in the polls why can't your guy win by 19 points? there is this huge disconnect between the right wing bubble where obama is a monster. he's a -- he hates america. he's a narcissist. he's a marxist. he's all of these awful things and then you take a step out of the bubble and oh, he's ahead in all of the swing states. oh people find him 20 points higher, more likable than romney. it really is this very dense bubble where they convince themselves he's this monster but i honestly don't know what they're going to do on election night if he wins because they've laid out the blueprint where not

only should he not win he should be in jail. >> i heard he's a communist, a natzy and a liberal. >> stephanie: brian kilmeade an opening shot against britain in case romney's president, you better back off. >> security question and that will -- the british press -- i think the british press better back off and so should the officials. this guy could be president. >> stephanie: yeah you better back off rupert murdoch's paper in britain. future president mitt romney. >> interesting knee-jerk reaction when romney got in trouble. we saw some right wing blogs. they started denouncing britain like they did during france. they will denounce anyone that comes into their territory. and so we saw a fair amount of u.k. bashing because they had the audacity to point out that

mitt romney put his foot in his mouth. it is this sort of almost vireel animal instinct. they'll lash out at anyone. even if it is america's closest ally. >> rupert murdoch criticizing him? which makes it doubly funny. >> stephanie: all right. eric bogert remains in the sidecar. we continue right-wing world on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: join the party. 1-800-steph-12.

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♪ hey, kids, rock on, ooh my soul ♪ ♪ on the movie screen ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: 21 bhins after the hour. eric boehlert from media matters rejoins us to continue right-wing world. >> you know how dull the olympics are when you have to do the women angle. we get it. there are women on the olympic teams. >> i hope you sleep on the couch. >> the only thing they care about is the american girls got to keep their skimpy -- there's more fabric in a pot holder than what they wear. >> what a dick. [ buzzer ] >> jim! >> dick cheney. >> wow. that's really -- like the whole world is just a hooters to greg, i guess. >> yeah. if you go to media matters greg

has expressed deep issues many, many times in this regard. it is kind of creepy to watch him broadcast it on a news channel on a regular basis. that's what passes as their public policy forum show. >> stephanie: maybe they ought to change the name of the show to five mommy issues. rush limbaugh. other noted feminist. >> one primary reasons of feminism undeniable truth feminism written by me, fell nix was establish -- feminism was established so as to permit easier access to the mainstream unattracted women. pure and simple. >> wow. >> he's not in any position to comment on that. >> stephanie: where do you even start there? >> he's also a -- word you just said. >> stephanie: okay. >> but remember, there is no women in the republican party

conservative circles. there is no continuous effort to put down women or degrade that. that's a figment of the mainstream imagination. come on. it is hour by hour with these guys. >> stephanie: stuart barney, fox and friends. >> we need a robust private sector growth area. that's what we need. a robust private sector. that's the exact opposite of all government all the time that we're getting from this administration. >> and speaking as an american, i'm appalled. >> completely ignoring the fact that economists have pointed out if government worked for -- had stayed as robust as it had been under bush, the unemployment would be a lot lower. but under obama, the size of the government has shrunk but you know fox won't take that into account or give obama credit for cutting the size of the government. they benefittize him for doing what they want.

>> stephanie: speaking of taking the president out of context, he talked about the private sector. according to most economists because of the stimulus and other things he's done, the private sector -- if you look at any graph, it is doing much better. it is the republican governors that have cut all of the public jobs. all right. we finish with lora ingram and bill o'reilly on the chick-fil-a >> majority of americans probably generally agree with this particular ceo. so he was asked about it. he said guilty as charged. >> this is an opinion he holds. without having to hurt his business. >> apparently you can't have that opinion and run a business in the united states and you can't speak freely because if you do people will come and try to destroy your business. >> it is called capitalism. >> stephanie: actually, number one, laura most americans are formarriage equality. we have reached majority support

for marriage equality. >> if you don't like what people are dishing out, you go somewhere else. >> most americans agree with it. >> stephanie: in former polling from laura ingram. >> a friend she polled on the way to work. the market place is supposed to flourish. we've seen it in the past when progressives have stated their cause in the market place and told business owners we don't like your social -- we don't like the way you do business. we don't like the way you're doing this. we'll take your business elsewhere. >> stephanie: i like that you pointed out -- >> it is not just -- he's not just stating his opinion. he's funding the radical anti-gay campaigns. this is not sort of meandering, i have an opinion on the weekend type of thing and he's being penalized. he's going out of his way to pick this fight. conservatives are whining that there is a fight. >> stephanie: some of americans mostly say meaning

when i was in the hallway talking to monica crowley my informal polling shows most americans. >> known as the internal fox news poll. >> stephanie: there you go. eric boehlert, great stuff as always. talk to you next week. [ applause ] there he goes. all right. karl in nashville you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi karl. >> caller: hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: good, go ahead. >> caller: well, you know, i was wondering, i have two questions. one, when exactly did mitt romney start running for president of israel? >> exactly! >> caller: he backtracked, hard line against iran the next day. and number two most importantly, when did american politicians become israel'si want to know exactly when did we have to bow down to israel to

win any public office in this country? when did the center folds on the republican party decide that? >> stephanie: karl i keep asking because it astounds me about the mainstream media why have we not heard more of the stories? i've heard the audio of sheldon adelson saying unfortunately i wore the uniform of the american military and i wish it was the israeli military. i hope my sons become snipers in the israeli army. can you imagine if that was a top supporter of president obama? >> if you love that country so much over this country why don't you -- >> stephanie: just anyway -- i would have given anything, jim to peek in the thought bubble when mitt romney had his hand on the wall and was trying. take out your organ. what could have been in his thought bubble. i pray you convert to the right religion so i don't have to convert you after you die. >> how can i convert you while you're still alive?

>> stephanie: i pray for you to convert to the right rig mormonism. >> he puts the little slips of money in the wall. >> i still think there was a moneybag with a dollar sign on it in the thought bubble. >> stephanie: that's all that's ever in the thought bubble. >> even when his thought bubble, he owed gene simmons some money. >> stephanie: the gp. with palestinians. they're occupied. they don't have the same opportunities that you did you douche! okay. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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hitler and it will attack us from the world. >> stephanie: there we go, that whole analogy again. >> the other thing is this nonsense about winston churchill's bust in the white house. it is some kind of liberal plot because he was a conservative. no. the first churchill bust was returned by the bush administration at the end of his presidency. there is a second bust which is still there in the oval office. >> stephanie: romney was like when i'm president i'll have the winston churchill bust. that was yet another olympic event, him back-pedaling. he won the original foot in your mouth, head up your ass gold medal. >> that's why i'm good at sport. >> underfire for days. he now says he repeated multiple times friday he thinks the city is ready. it looks like done done is ready. i'm convinced that the people here in london are ready for the games. >> go home you twit. >> athletes will take the stage. >> stephanie: no, actually,

people will remember what a douche you were in london. i know you would like it to be swept away in a couple of days but not really. how are you enjoying the pancakes at the international house of douche? [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> these are crumpets. or so i'm told. >> stephanie: this is why he's probably never going to get laid again. as for ann romney's -- >> english muffins aren't english. they were invented in new york. >> stephanie: as for ann romney's horse rafalca, i would love to be there but this will be a busy time for me chuckled romney. >> he chuckled uncomfortably. >> a disturbing peek into their private life. one christmas my sons gave me a box and if you wear this, mom will pay more attention to you. it was a rubber horse mask. >> which end of the horse i wonder. >> stephanie: see what you did there. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ]

>> i don't need to know what kind of bedroom games the romneys play. [ wah wah ] i think i speak for all of us when i say yikes. b.j. in tennessee you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi b.j. >> caller: hi, stephanie. how are you? >> stephanie: goode. how are you doing? >> caller: hi, guys, i sure enjoy you guys. i had to watch a little bit of joe. i come to your show every morning and i have hope. >> you should probably just start with us. >> stephanie: you don't need the morning joe. >> caller: okay, listen, i know everybody was watching the olympics over the weekend and everything but my goal was to check out romney to see how he was doing. and i've been watching him. i'm reading his body language but this guy has a severe case of what i call ignorance-itis. the thing that bothered me, the big gaffe he made in england.

right off the bat. his handlers had to grab him and you can't do this, you can't do that. the one thing that bothered me, i don't think anybody caught was when he went to israel. and he went to the wall to pray. when he stepped up to that wall and put his hand on it, he had a smirk on his face. >> eww. >> stephanie: that's what i'm saying. he was preemptively giggling about baptizing them into the mormon religion. he was preemptively smirking. >> one of the most somber places on earth. >> stephanie: george bush had the weird smirk that didn't match the occasion. >> romney should not be allowed to didn't to auschwitz. he will make some joke. >> i shudder to think of what the jokes will be about. >> romney: we should use every diplomatic and political vehicle available us to to keep iran from becoming a nuclear capability state. if all of the options fail, then we do have other options and we

don't take the other options off the table. but that's as far as i'm willing to go in terms of discussing this matter while on foreign soil. >> stephanie: once again, did he this with his hands. besides, in case you haven't noticed, he's black and i'm not. >> in case you haven't noticed he's black. >> stephanie: paul in florida. hi paul. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i have a rather curious matter about voter registration suppression here in the swing state of florida. a few weeks ago i had to renew my driver's listens and the old license had the same address that i'm at now. so i was just getting a renewed license and they asked me if i wanted to register to vote so i said of course. i pulled my partner over and said let's get registered so he did also. well, just a few days ago, we got the big cardboard thing with the flaps over.

on the front is the correct address. when you look at the registration card, it has a very old address on it. and it doesn't match my driver's license so i wanted to warn people to check the card, not just the -- whether it was intentional or not i'm not sure. >> stephanie: i'm going to guess this year it is intentional. you should check and double check everything. wore former florida g.o.p. chair says right wing crazies want to suppress the black vote. this is what happens when florida party chair greer testified in a lawsuit against his former partner that crazies want to suppress the black vote through tactics like current state governor rick scott's efforts to purge voter roles. said i was upset because the political consultants and staff are keeping blacks from voting.

he testified in a 635-page affidavit that spans two days of meetings with the republican party counsel. he claimed the fraud charges filed against him were part of an internal power scheming designed to push him and former governor be chris. he requires photo i.d.s preventing felons from voting and purging voter roles unconscionable. now we're seeing the backstage machinations behind all of this. greer resigned from the party in late 2009 signing a severance agreement that outlined a payment. they later took it back. anything i did at the republican party has been destroyed by these people. this is what happens when they turn on you right? and that's the thing.

it is so -- that's why the justice accident on this. it is so clear. now we have the actual testimony from behind closed doors. of course it is about suppressing the black vote or anyone else who might vote for obama. paul in michigan, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi paul. >> caller: good morning stephanie. thank you for having me on. >> stephanie: thank you. go ahead. >> caller: stephanie i'm old and brittle so i'll get over it real quick. >> stephanie: me too. go ahead. >> caller: you know, when the republican party says that we don't want to raise taxes on the job creators, i find that kind of screwy in a way because isn't it the same creators those job creators that took all of the manufacturing jobs and put them over to china and now they want to get more taxes for -- tax relief to create more jobs? >> overseas. >> stephanie: overseas. >> the other thing here -- >> stephanie: this that was a very

good point for a brittle elderly gentleman. >> caller: the other thing i wanted to mention then i'll get off here because i know your time is short there is nothing more disheartening and hurtful when a person, man or woman busts their ass all day long either working in a factory we're not talking people who dress up in armani shoes and suits. they have to take a bath or shower when they get home and almost their home is going to be foreclose and they can't even put food on the table for their family. what the hell is going on. >> stephanie: it is the whole debate paul. they talk about people who take a shower after work instead of before work. the election will be a lot about that. the 99% and the 1%. >> i worked at ford foundry when it was 120 degrees. >> wow. >> you cannot shut a foundry down. you cannot do that. i know what the hell it is all about. >> stephanie: paul great call. thank you, honey.

appreciate it. he's not old and prettyel. >> worked in a foundry. can't be brittle if you work in a foundry. >> stephanie: sturdy. >> 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> i love it. it is a fabulous program. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again.

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song it funks your brother. >> funk soul brother. >> it took me like a month to figure out what she was talking about. >> stephanie: beast out to all of the mama -- beast out to -- peace out to all of the mamas. >> the crimes against the jewish people and seek to commit new ones. on to iran. >> the eye tale los and -- the ayatollahs and iran are testing my message. my message is one and the same. we will not look away. nor will my country ever look away. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> stephanie: still cashing the checks from sheldon adelson. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] his campaign was going to

restrict press access to that thing yesterday, the sheldon adelson fund-raiser. they first reneged on the deal. they were going to close it to the press. >> stephanie: they might be afraid that sheldon might say something like i unfortunately wore the uniform of the american army. ow or something else. >> stephanie: reversing itself in the face of complaints. they flip-flopped on something so then they let the press back in. [ applause ] >> check the etch-a-sketch. >> stephanie: spine of steel. doug in washington. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi doug. >> caller: hi, how are you stephanie? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: long time fan first time caller. what's motivated me is the shooting in colorado. i'm a gun owner out here, an outdoorsman all my life. and these idiot -- these paranoid idiots in the nra have never spoken for me ever. ever ever, ever. number two ted nugent, shut up!

>> stephanie: thank you on behalf of all of us. >> i have a minor correction. english muffin comment, i wish to apologize. the english muffin was invented by samuel thomas in new york city but he was in fact, english. they are in fact, english in as much as mr. thomas was english. >> stephanie: another fun fact from the stunt man in the queen skit. >> an actual queen. drag queen. well no. >> he was a threat. >> interestingly his last name was -- i would have jumped out of a helicopter but i'm a bit long in the tooth for that. >> stephanie: sharon, welcome. >> caller: good morning stephanie. you guys are a breath of fresh air here in tennessee. i sure hope you'll bring your sexy liberal show here sometime.

>> stephanie: chely wright, the official country star of the show is thinking about it. we were mentioning bringing her with us. >> ever since we've been on current tv, we've been getting a whole lot of calls from tennessee. >> stephanie: chely said let's do it. play nashville! >> caller: here is my quick comment. i'm wondering what's it going to take for the high visibility democrats to have sharp rebuttals to all of the untruths that the republicans said? they don't bring up raising money in foreign countries you know. he goes to london. this is mitt. london and israel to raise money. there's just no comeback from the democrats. >> stephanie: i was going to say, sharon, i'm the only one i've heard point out in the media, he raised money in london from the same crooks that were behind the libor scandal. he found the crooks in london. >> caller: exactly. if i can say one thing about

what represents patriotism and love for our country, it was michelle obama's hugging our basketball team when they won. i can't imagine any other first lady that we've had so far and they project who would do such a kind thing. >> stephanie: yeah. she's such a great ambassador for us. there is the contrast with mittens little tour. all right. mittens in israel. >> romney: we cannot stand silent as those who seek to undermine israel voice their criticisms and we certainly should not join in that criticism. diplomatic distance in our public between our nations emboldens israel's adversaries. >> so we can't ever criticize is reel for anything? -- israel for anything? >> stephanie: i'm sorry sheldon, another check? thank you. how much saber rattling will that buy? bill in madison. >> caller: long time listener. i think you've been on the air

since 2005. >> stephanie: 2004. >> caller: you're wonderful. i was listening to right-wing world here and the fox and friends were saying and they were admonishing the british press saying they should back off because romney might be president some day. well, we already have a president. maybe they should back off because we already have a president. what are they trying to say? they're hypocritical on that? >> stephanie: preemptive shot at britain. >> look at you. >> stephanie: exactly. paula in georgia. welcome. >> caller: hello. >> stephanie: hello. >> caller: you're wonderful. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i've got a question. how do we the people, i'm 71 years old and i carry a gun and i got dead shot grandma. >> stephanie: you sound like you're packing. >> caller: how do we, the people, get the supreme court to stop this voter suppression in the states before the election, before it is too late? >> stephanie: that's what the

justice department is working on paula. that's why this whole targeting of eric older because they don't like what he's doing with trying to stop the voter suppression. you know what i'm saying. judd in florida you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: how you doing? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i'm in northeast florida so that may have a little bit to do with my statement here. i got an interesting presidential poll over the weekend. it went through the normal things like would you -- if romney picked tim pawlenty or bobby jindal, condoleezza rice would you vote for him but then it got a little weird. the first one was if charlie chris switched to the democratic party would you vote for him. i thought that was weird because i don't think he can run again. >> stephanie: right. charlie crist. >> term limited. >> stephanie: i'm praying to the comedy gods, please god the only excitement is who he picks

for vice president. please god let it be bobby jindal. amen. okay. [ applause ] you know why. >> why? >> stephanie: he would be the vice presidential exorcist. he did exorcise a demon from his girlfriend. >> this isn't alleged. he admitted it. >> stephanie: just saying. >> he loves it when you bring it up. >> stephanie: hello i'm mrs. bobby jindal. marcus bachmann -- his head spinning. all over the rose garden. just saying. [ applause ] >> hell sounds fabulous. >> stephanie: i'm the american exorcist, i can do anything. >> volcanos be gone. that's why we don't need volcano monitoring. i'll ex-or ice them. -- i'll exorcise them.

>> probably pick that boring portman. >> pawlenty. >> stephanie: people are saying portman. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] portman doesn't have name recognition. >> stephanie: i would know -- i wouldn't know him if i ran into him. the boehner is behind portman. he told fox news -- >> portland from ohio? >> he said i'm close to portman. he would be a great asset. >> stephanie: exactly. bobby jindal. marco rubio still being speculated about? >> he will go safe and boring. >> is it possible for someone to be more boring than him? perhaps. with 58 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." currenttv

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trying to give l.a. something special. >> roland is awesome at many things. being a stylist, i don't know is one of them. >> stephanie: not so much. he is no marcus bachmann in that regard. >> marcus would have put you in bone. >> that's not winter white. >> stephanie: it is not bone. you know who is bone? our new associate producer who just started today who is delightful. travis bone. >> t-bone. >> that's right. >> stephanie: okay. let's go to rick in denver. hi rick. >> good morning. >> hey, i was just thinking obviously here in denver, we were thinking about all of the people in aurora that were shot up. it just made me think how can we -- a country where you open fire in a crowded theatre and the right wing and the next -- nra -- the american people need

to take back their congress from the nra because even the majority of gun owners want to have more limitations on some of the guns and it is just incredible that we don't have a congress anymore that listens to the people. >> stephanie: rick, we did a story last week, the republican pollster did some polling of gun owners that shows this subject is not resolved. that a lot of gun owners are for reasonable gun control measures. i'm sick of the nra that just making us feel like the debate is over and we can't bring it up again. what did eric boehlert tell us? 30,000 people a year are killed in the united states by guns. all right. anyway. mittens, still in israel. i'm not sure he made a gaffe today. >> as president, my first foreign trip will not be to cairo or riyadh or ankara. it will be to jerusalem. the president already met -- he did make a mistake. he called jerusalem the capital

of israel when it is in dispute. [ wah wah ] he did make a mistake. you asked and i answered. >> stephanie: this is mittens last year. >> he's treating israel the way so many european countries have with suspicion and distrust and a us suspicion that israel is at fault. >> stephanie: romney surrogate. kelly ayotte. >> senator from new hampshire. >> stephanie: republican of new hampshire. >> mitt romney is going to be strong on america's exceptionalism and strong foreign policy for america. lee go around and apologize for america. the president's first major foreign policy speech in cairo was to apologize for our country and he actually made us weaker as opposed to stronger. mitt romney will stand strong. disf here's the funny thing -- that's always been a lie. but now he's going to have to for mitt romney. he's gotta go around to every

country that mitt romney went to and apologize for what he just said. >> who would think we would have to repair relations with great britain. >> good god, mittens. >> we've hammered that out by world war i. >> sooner than that even. >> stephanie: chris in missouri, you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome, chris. >> caller: how are you doing this morning? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. first of all my first comment would be about the gun control. i am a part-time gunsmith. i'm a member of the nra. also am a retired disabled veteran. i do believe in gay marriage. i am not a bible thumping christian but i do believe in christian laws. i do believe -- i never did like that don't ask, don't tell. i believe gays should be able to serve openly in the military. >> stephanie: all right. we have your whole platform. >> caller: yes. i was a guy that was in recon

infantry and special forces. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: but you guys gotta give it a break. i believe you should have whatever kind of firearm you want to have but you have too many idiots out here and when i do get my federal firearms license, i will ensure that all of these people that come in and want to purchase firearms from me will not have the ability to do something stupid just by telling them -- >> stephanie: how do we idiot proof the gun system here in america? do you think 30,000 deaths a year is okay? >> they have more deaths than that in darfur a day. come on. >> stephanie: so. we're not darfur. >> we're not that country. >> stephanie: we're not somalia. >> caller: we're not doing anything about those countries that are importing illegal firearms. >> stephanie: that should be the bar? that we're better than darfur.

>> caller: we're better than anybody. there's been mass shootings in australia. >> stephanie: we're focusing on why there's 30,000 deaths a day or a year in america. >> and how many of those are from protecting home invasions. >> stephanie: i don't know. the point is you don't think that we're -- okay. all right. >> okay so 29,000 of them are justified. >> stephanie: we're doing better than darfur, ladies and gentlemen. that's our bar. >> take the bullet. staff booyah darfur. 29 minutes after the hour. >> next, we'll be compared to kabul. >> stephanie: right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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>> stephanie: somebody is stabbing in front of a chick-fil-a and right after the -- the -- right after the a they're holding up a phone that just says holes. it is true. okay. let's go to david in l.a. your owe on "the stephanie miller show." hi dave. >> caller: good morning, everybody. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: this is a real treat this morning because i don't often get to talk to a babe like you at 8:30 in the morning. >> stephanie: come on now. >> caller: anyhow, my question really is for -- is a question combination of comment. why do you think that neither candidate nor -- why neither candidate will talk about the true job creators in this country which are the middle class? the middle class when they're empowered to buy things will do so. and if they demand increases

the companies will make these things and hire the people to do it with. why don't we talk about that? >> stephanie: it is a point well taken. >> because the republicans prefer to have class warfare. >> stephanie: david in virginia with the latest on mitt romney in israel. hi david. >> caller: hi, steph. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> caller: i think are you the funniest, smartest and funniest liberal. the reason i'm calling is because i was up this morning, i was reading "the washington post" as i usually do in the morning. i was sitting there with my mom reading because i'm the official good son of "the stephanie miller show." and the reason i'm calling is on the front page of "the washington post," it showed romney standing near the wailing wall and you know, it is a -- this doesn't really sit well with me as a jew. here is a guy standing near the wailing wall, supposed to be paying respect to the israeli

people. it is like you know, it doesn't sit well that this is a guy whose religion mandates that baptizing a dead holocaust victim -- it gets under my skin. >> if he hadn't worn aiam ca, would that be considered more. >> stephanie: he will forget what it is. >> i think it would have been more offensive if he hadn't. obama wore a yamaka at the wailing wall. >> was there ever any year when you paid lower than the 13.9%. >> i haven't calculated that. my view is i have paid all of the taxes required by law. i don't pay more than are legally due and frankly if i had paid more than are legally due, i don't think i would be qualified to become president. follow the law and pay only what

the tax code requires. >> my view is that i paid -- >> stephanie: his laughter is getting panickier. >> every time he opens his mouth about this -- he sounds a lot more guilty. >> the point is you let other people look at it. >> stephanie: i love when romney surrogates explain how when romney saved the olympics with government money he's an american businessman hero. and when the president saved the auto industry with government money, he's a kenyan. kelly ayotte. >> when salt lake city was in trouble, mitt romney stepped in, served his community and let's face it, he had to go in there and clean up somebody else's mess. financial scandals. he went in served his country. salt lake city was a success. america was proud and now we need someone to clean up barack obama's mess and mitt romney is the person to do it. >> no, obama's cleaning up george w. bush's mess. >> stephanie: thank you, thank you. i know. >> god. they act like -- he never

existed. >> she just blamed obama. she's being a little blamey there. >> don't look backwards look forwards. >> governor wanker of wisconsin. >> i think the mistake that they made is feeling like it can be a referendum. certainly a part of it for any incumbent has to be a referendum on do you like or dislike the president. people won't just vote somebody out. they want to vote somebody in. >> stephanie: honestly, who's voting for romney? nobody. >> i kind of agree with scott walker there. really? >> stephanie: it is not like they don't have a plan. it is not like they don't have something they're running on. that's voter suppression. somebody said it out loud. mike a republican of pennsylvania. >> voter i.d. which is going to allow governor romney to win the state of pennsylvania. done. [ wah wah ] >> they're not supposed to say that out loud. >> stephanie: that sounds like -- wow! >> can we hear that again?

>> stephanie: wow. >> voter i.d. which is going to it's allow governor romney to win the state of pennsylvania, done. >> wow! they just admitted election fraud. >> stephanie: check. okay. very likely obama voters away from the polls. that sounds illegal. check, done, did it. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: did you see dick cheney on the tv there? >> yeah. on the abc this week? >> stephanie: i haven't felt this good in years. he said -- he sounded a little weak though. he doesn't know who gave him his new heart. >> i feel happy! >> stephanie: he doesn't know who gave him his new heart but there is a program that allows an intermediary to reach out to see in they want contact with the recipient. we have not at this point exchanged -- a flaming liberal flamly says we gave our heart to

who? [ screaming ] oh good. he also -- gee no regrets. very comfortable with what i did, how i did it. asked if he had any regrets not really. >> not even shooting your friend in the face. >> stephanie: he didn't spare fellow republicans. sarah palin big mistake. >> governor palin. i met her, i know her. attractive candidate. but based on her background, she had only been governor for two years. i don't think she passed that test. of being ready to take over. and i think that was a mistake. >> and his spawn this morning oh god liz cheney came out and said i disagree with my father. i this ink that sarah palin is more qualified to be president than obama and biden put together. >> absolutely. >> then she calls her father the best vice president we have ever

had. >> stephanie: who can agree on -- that? >> good god. >> stephanie: cheney added about getting bin laden, a lot of that intelligence that laid the ground work for blah, blah, blah. the programs we put in place. [ ding ding ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: we did that. >> oh, god. the whole family. >> stephanie: okay. lynn in texas. hey, lynn, welcome. >> caller: hi, how are you? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: my husband and i were speaking to the guy who answered the phone and my husband are very much at odds about guns. now i don't mind him having them but he's got a whole safeload of them but he does hunt. but we are in agreement about one thing and that is that he does not think that it is necessary to have weapons that empty a clip of 100 bullets in

like ten seconds. >> stephanie: yep. and you know who thinks that a lot, lynn is military vets i've talked to. even the military doesn't have 100 round drums. >> caller: he is annex -- he put 20 years in as a pilot. he's a pilot for southwest airlines. >> stephanie: oh wow. >> caller: but he does hunt. i mean he goes to africa and everything. i'm not -- i don't like waking up and having all of the animals staring at me. but i figure it is -- >> better not go to stephanie's house then. >> stephanie: they're alive. my animals are alive. >> you've got your dog staring at you. >> stephanie: she lives in a house of creepy mounted heads. all right. let's see. lots more to get to here. by the way -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] aboutitch face -- bitch face eric kantor --

>> your impression of mudcat. >> it was hilarious. brought the house down. >> stephanie: what did you say on friday? i would debate you. but i have to go to montauk. hilarious. >> something from bitch face. >> he was asked about michele bachmann's recent warning about the brothers infiltrating the government. he declined to join other republicans. if you read some of the reports her concern was the security of the country. >> she's part of that muslim sisterhood. >> i guess you hate america and don't care about the security. unless you're with that crazy michele bachmann. >> unless you claim keith is part of the crazy brotherhood. >> wow, is she dumb. >> stephanie: jeff in west virginia. hello, jeff. >> caller: hey stephanie hey mooks, how are you doing today? can i become the official hillbilly? >> we have been needing one for eight years now. >> stephanie: go ahead.

>> caller: i want to talk about this -- these assault rifles. man, we do not need these things in this country. and even if the ban was still in place, this guy still could have gotten the guns because the band only stopped the importation of those type of weapons. american manufacturers could continue to make them such as colt smith & wesson, springfield armory. so i mean this goes deep. i'm ex-army. we never fired our weapons fully automatic. when we were on the rifle range it was semi automatic. there were 20, 30 round clips. and i know what they can do, man. i mean we just need to get rid of these things. i mean in west virginia where everybody hunts. that's a way of life. if you don't hunt, they don't -- which i don't hunt. so i guess i don't know what the hell -- >> stephanie: you sound like a lot of man to me.

>> by the way not in the face on twitter says at least romney'siam ca didn't have a propeller on top. so there's that. >> stephanie: okay. 45 minutes after the hour. back with the remaining moments of "the stephanie miller show." >> i think your show is absolutely vulgar. i think it is sad we're going to raise kids to be respectful. there's no way you're adding to it. >> announcer: it is "the stephanie miller show." >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again.

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okay so wow. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] i watched the olympics for entertainment over the weekend. >> i watched more than i thought i would. >> stephanie: ann romney's dressage horse claims the sport is not elitist as some claim. rafalca's brider says the sport is not financially taxing. it is something anyone can do within a normal budget. >> 30 gajillion dollars? >> anyone can take riding lessons and purchasing is horse is not prohibitively expensive. >> oh, my god. >> you have to feed them and stable them. that's not cheap. >> stephanie: how weird -- >> it is not elitist at all. >> the horse rider is just as out of touch as the romneys are with the average person. okay. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] strip clubs in tampa. getting ready for the g.o.p. convention. the headliner that week, jim guess who she resembles an

uncanny resemblance to a governor. she's a dead ringer for -- >> not really. >> not if she has that voice. >> you betcha. >> stephanie: okay. >> guys and gals. >> stephanie: tampa's well-known strip clubs have joined the welcome wagon. an informal survey has determined republicans drop much more money -- the family values party. the owner of 2001 odyssey said when the promise keepers came to town business was rollicking. >> i'll bet. >> bible thumpers. >> get them some [ bleep ] bars, yes, they do. david in st. louis you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi dade. >> caller: hi, steph, how you doing? i'm a retired union worker. i can't understand with romney's trip to poland. he's going to meet with a guy

who unionized the shipyards when he's such a union hater and job killer. we're getting harassed constantly by republicans on the telephone with these ads and these -- all of this kind of crap that's making me sick. i'm ready to change my number to 314-eat-poop. >> stephanie: or 867-5309. >> hi, billy. >> caller: listen, guys, again today you're misrepresenting the problem that conservatives have with eric holder. >> stephanie: oh yes. because of fast and furious started under george w. bush. >> caller: it is about his obstruction of congress. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: and his obfuscation of the malfeasance of his lord and master. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: barack obama. >> stephanie: thank god

darrell issa subpoenaed the program under bush where the program was started. [ wah wah ] >> that shut billy up. >> stephanie: that and my finger. [dial tone [. >> you're giving away our secrets. >> modern family cast is back on board. they settled their dispute with several key cast members. >> every time i see jesse teller ferguson. give him a big bag of cash, please. so they got pay raises. they're all back to work. >> wolverines and the x men. >> stephanie: feel free to work out your personal issues on air. we pause while jim ward conducts his contract negotiations on air. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] all right. katy perry on the internet, she wants the internet to be turned off. she said this on the internet. she decided the amount of time

people are spending on the web is having a harmful effect on society. wishes everyone would talk in person using her online twitter account to spread her anti-web message. someone please pull the plug. she has almost 24 million twitter followers. [ applause ] >> the internet is an enormous promotional tool for her. >> stephanie: one would think. >> okay, great. >> stephanie: all right. jennifer lopez has no control over her twins. they're running amok on her tour. >> i know many children like that. >> stephanie: thank god the children that hal and john have spawned are too young to wreak havoc in places like the pantages. max and emmy have been running amok while j. lo rehearses wrecking equipment and providing a nuisance to stagehands. they've been breaking expensive equipment and making life difficult. it is miracle they haven't been electrocuted. by the way union electricians, they love it when you touch

their stuff. >> what does this thing do over here? >> what are you doing fooling around with wires backstage? >> stephanie: i'm not. >> what's this do? >> that's dangerous for you to program with wires anywhere. >> stephanie: i need to get a writer. i don't ask for anything. sexy liberal, what do i get? nothing. mariah carey -- >> you get nothing. you lose good day sir. >> stephanie: in the past, her demands have included 20 white kittens, baskets of puppies tea service for eight. >> isn't that -- bachelor -- the bachelorette? movie? >> stephanie: i don't know. that's it for us. chris, jim t-bone, everyone in the current control room including courtney in that blue dress. see ya tomorrow!ñ