[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: good morning. good monday morning. current tv land. we're a little discombobulated in honor of gore vidal's passing, i had a pool party that -- here's what we learned. i tried to shove my tongue down t-bone's throat. fortunately i don't pay him enough to afford lawyers. jacki schechner and the current gals rockin' the bikini bods.

>> wow! >> i have no recollection of this. >> stephanie: from a journalistic viewpoint general debauchery wouldn't you describe it? >> that's the official journalistic term. >> several illegalities were committed. >> no. >> stephanie: i always make sure i pay my associate producers enough for lawyers. everything is good. we'll talk to t-bone and jacki after the top of the hour. in the meantime, do not picture jacki schechner with in a bikini. listen to the news! >> good morning everybody. authorities have identified the man who killed six and injured three others in wisconsin. his name is wade michael page and he served in the u.s. army for six years. he was last stationed at fort bragg in north carolina and was given a less than honorable discharge in october of 1998. there are new details yet of that discharge. police shot and killed page

outside the temple. local officials are calling an act of domestic terrorism and are searching his apartment for signs of a motive. a 9 millimeter semi-automatic pistol is what he used and cnn is saying he did own that legally. jared lee loughner, the 23-year-old accused of shooting former representative gaby gifford outside a supermarket in tucson about a year and a half ago is going to appear in court tomorrow. he's expected to plead guilty which will land him life in prison and spare the victims having to go through a lengthy trial. he has been in a federal medical facility since he was arrested and reportedly has schizophrenia. on a lighter note, curiosity may have killed the cat but it has the nasa scientists excited. nasa safely landed the curiosity rover on mars early this morning. it is a car-size robot powered by plutonium and it is the most

sophisticated movable lab ever sent to another planet. we're back with more stephanie after the break. stay with us! >> we talk a lot about the influence of money in politics. it is the defining issue of this era. the candidate with the most money does win. this is a national crisis.

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associate producer on drums t-bone. apparently there was a somewhat awkward incident at my party saturday night that i don't recall. >> just one? >> just one? >> i remember i was trying to do marcus bachmann on you and gay you at the party. >> stephanie: can i just say is all i remember him carrying me around the pool and he has a rockin' hot body. whatever else happened, i don't know. >> was there tongue action? >> stephanie: i don't remember. >> he was wearing a loincloth. >> a kiss on the cheek. >> stephanie: he wears captain america underpants for me this morning. thank god i don't pay you enough to afford lawyers because i have no clue. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> i was playing volleyball the next morning at the beach. it wasn't that bad. >> stephanie: you survived? >> i survived. >> stephanie: thank god. >> i showed up to work today. >> thank god you didn't ruin another one. >> stephanie: jacki schechner who we harass on a daily basis.

>> good morning. >> stephanie: you were the only journalist there. whatever details you keep those to yourself. if he subpoenas you you're not available. all right so i'm going to say it was in honor of gore vidal's passing. party food, everybody. woot woot. >> there were two pieces of sushi laying on the counter and chris said watch steph bring those two in on monday. >> stephanie: no, no. more recent leftover party food. jacki schechner showed up despite the fact i tried to kill her at my spinning class. >> oh, yeah, that's true. >> stephanie: when i took her to the class with the olympic sprinter that teaches it -- >> the one that says if you're recovering, you're dead. >> stephanie:, no there is no recovery in this class. recovery is staying alive. >> you stay alive or you're dead. those are your options. >> can't get off. >> stephanie: oh, so that was

our latest lucy and ethel adventure, she couldn't get out of her shoes. >> you left her in the room! >> stephanie: i almost left her this all -- left her there all weekend. she would have been 7 pounds because she seth seven classes in a row. she was clamped in there. >> she undid the right foot and then walked away. >> she was like the beetlejuice shrunken head at the end of the movie. >> stephanie: two other phrases stuck in our heads. went to the 7:30 class. she kept saying it is too early to compromise? i said what are you? republican? it is never too early to compromise. then what was the other thing? she said let's see oh -- >> whoever told you no. >> stephanie: this is for whoever told you no. a lot of those people were right. [ ding ding ] [ applause ] i should have listened to those people. don't do that late night show. it is going to suck. i can do it!

oh. >> stephanie: she did not say that. she's not german! >> sort of like this weird spinning -- she's up at the front of the class with her spandex on and she's screaming and she's got this rockin' body and then she ends the class and she goes into the back and she comes out in her giant nerd glasses. >> stephanie: she's actually clark kent. >> you have no idea this is even the same person. >> stephanie: she and jacki are chatting. she's like yeah, i used to run. we know. you were in the olympics. god's sakes. >> this woman is bionically fit. >> stephanie: i didn't think a human being's legs could move that fast. the stop action like the book. the flip book. >> thought you had wagner teaching -- lindsey wagner teaching your class.

>> stephanie: jacki and i heard that sound and we were scared. >> i have a theory about classes. i want the person leading my class to have a body i aspire you. this woman has a body you will never achieve. that's where she sets the standard. no one is ever going to look like that. >> stephanie: no chance. you're just depressed right from the beginning. oh well. the other reason i brought jacki in. remember friday, we were talking about harry reid and his comments on -- >> put up or shut up. >> looked like a rovian set-up. >> i hope it's not. >> stephanie: you and jim and john and you are all in my opinion, weenies. shouldn't you have done that. >> john fuglesang said that. >> stephanie: jacki schechner is here. i need estrogen here. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] you don't feel like this is why we don't win sometimes because we're so like ehh. >> i love it. i think it's great. personally, i think harry reid is such a seasoned politician at

this point. >> he is. >> yes, it could be a rovian set up. i truly believe he wouldn't put himself out there like this unless he had some sort of substantial -- substantiation. >> or unless he's going senile. >> maybe he's just playing rove right back at him. >> maybe. >> stephanie: i'm sorry but mitt romney is running a campaign almost entirely on lies and i get a little -- i love jon stewart. we're all jon stewart fans but sometimes i think he gets a little preachy. jon said oh, jon stewart says like i'm supposed to go oh okay, it was wrong. i don't think it was wrong. >> the whole thing in washington. both sides do it. >> stephanie: that's what i mean. he sometimes does that both sides do it. i think jon stewart is brilliant. i think in fact, jacki did you see that one, harry reid's spokespeople said we're going to be scared because jon stewart gets all serious?

isn't that true? >> yeah, i don't think that's why there should be any concern. the only thing would be if it comes out there's absolutely no substantiation to this then it does taint his reputation a little bit. but i don't -- in my heart, look, i also didn't think representative weiner was responsible for -- would have been responsible for what he did. it is unfortunate that politicians go out there and do some things we didn't expect was in their character. but at the same time, i truly believe that this is calculated and based on something. and it is not his responsibility to reveal his sources. it is mitt romney's responsibility to prove to us that the voters he's asking to elect as president that he's been paying his taxes. >> stephanie: if someone says this is demonstrably false wouldn't you say okay, then demonstrate it. demonstrate to me it is false. >> that's the crazy part. >> you have to show us some tax returns and this all goes away. chris and i were talking about

this at your party. >> stephanie: you're such a geek. >> we were talking about all sorts of debauchery things and then this. we were talking about how romney apparently, i guess back in '92 -- >> stephanie: right. >> 2002. >> stephanie: they have the tape of him. >> not only demanding kennedy's returns but also back in i think it was tooth where they said he -- 2002 where he said he paid taxes in massachusetts and utah and he fehrnstrom both insisted he pay taxes in both states. he hadn't paid in massachusetts and retroactively paid the same way he retroactively retired from bain capital. >> stephanie: it is shady. >> he has a history of lying about this stuff. credibility is shot at that point. >> stephanie: i think it is breathtakingly arrogant that he thinks -- any nominee of his to be confirmed any vice president would have to give years and years of tax returns.

this guy thinks he can be leader of the free world without any -- >> etch-a-sketch the coronation. >> stephanie: here's the harry reid spokesperson. what's the downside? jon stewart getting serious? harry reid could not care less. no one in politics with a thicker skin. reid's strategy is working. it is filling news holes and driving conversations. >> it is keeping the tax return issue alive. it has to to be. when they say we're not releasing returns, they say okay. you can't say okay. how long did this ridiculous birth certificate controversy go on? >> stephanie: you were saying i don't know how crossfire was doing in ratings i'm like no wonder cnn's not doing anything like -- because jon stewart lectures them about crossfire and they cancel it? he's not the pope. we're entitled to have opinions about this. i just think that for harry reid, that's what i'm sayin'. ♪ let's hear it for the boy ♪ ♪ let's give the boy a hand ♪

>> i do think it will be a little detrimental. he's not up for re-election. we have a short attention span and memory. i don't know that people will necessarily remember this down the line anyway. i don't know that it will matter. >> stephanie: exactly. there's more bad news newswoman jacki schechner. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] remember i said -- i made it up anyway like the romney spokesman, i said if we break 1,000 for the new york sexy liberal, this just day ever! [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] we beat l.a. and chicago our biggest sexy on sale ever. new york city, october 27th. jacki schechner is twirling. >> i think you said 1,000 tickets, not $1,000. >> stephanie: doesn't matter. >> we have this just in on the jackdy schechner front. my mom has sold all of my costumes on ebay. you're out of luck! >> what's to say someone on the show did not buy those costumes

on ebay? >> yeah! >> stephanie: it is too early to compromise miss schechner. i got up early and scooped up that costume. >> they're in a bidding war right now. >> stephanie: wow. gary, thank you i'm officially insane after hearing your announcement. i bought a ticket. i'll be traveling 5600 miles from hawaii to see you and the other sexy liberals. i saw john and hal in austin. i dare you to whine about the long trip. some bitches be crazy. it was the biggest on sale ever. we were scared because we don't have a regular station in new york. but bad, bad news for jacki schechner. >> they have current tv in new york. >> pardon me? >> stephanie: yes, they do. we're on sirius and x.m. >> it the first time it is all four of you together? >> stephanie: it is. thank you for that detail.

>> that's a lot of sex and a lot of liberal. >> stephanie: jim is polishing the baton for you as we speak. your baton. your baton. >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: well i just sexually harassed the entire crew. >> and the audience! [ laughter ] all right jacki love ya. miss you already. bye-bye. >> bye. [ applause ] >> stephanie: 18 minutes after the hour. he's like what have i gotten myself into here? >> love every minute of it. >> stephanie: that's my boy. 18 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> kid tested, john conyers approved, it is "the stephanie miller show."

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>> announcer: stephanie miller . >> stephanie: mm-hmm, okay, all right, we're trying to compete ♪ gonna make me lose my mind ♪ ♪ up in here ♪ >> can you find it on the gps? >> i think stephanie would have let you know on saturday where up in here is. >> stephanie: party food, woot woot. jim ward looks very good in swim trunks. i think you know what i'm saying. >> i left before everybody got in the pool. >> was that your underwears? i for some reason didn't have pants on at some point. i think i was putting my feet in the pool. i didn't want to get my pants wet. >> stephanie: as we frequently say at a "the stephanie miller show" -- at a stephanie miller party,. [ speaking foreign language ] >> oh, my god!

[ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is not a party unless someone loses their pants come on. 23 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone until toll free from anywhere. doreen in madison you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey, sexy liberal. i was wondering if maybe john mccain was the source for harry reid. >> stephanie: oh, look at you. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] that calls for double drama! wow. wait a minute. delve further into this conspiracy theory. why? because he doesn't like mccain? >> because he saw the tax returns. john mccain saw the tax returns. >> he probably hates romney like most of the republicans. >> stephanie: like every other carbon-based light form. >> caller: right. >> stephanie: interesting. harry reid is very confident in whatever source this is. >> harry reid is also a member of the lds church. so he has friends who are way high up in the lds church as

well who might have seen some tax returns. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> hsm interesting! they would know how much he tithed. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> broke them all out. >> stephanie: just drama queening it up. >> do we have one with the tabernacle choir? >> wait a minute, here. >> stephanie: okay. let's go to ken in new york. shares that theory. hi ken. >> caller: hey this it is the official sexy liberal beer maker up there in theed adirondacks. >> stephanie: i went to camp moss lake. >> but you didn't drink his beer. >> stephanie: no. >> caller: we'll fix that when you come to new york. i'll second the john mccain is deep throat. >> stephanie: really? >> caller: and, and jon stewart has been wrong before.

when weiner first got exposed they had -- he had pictures of weiner's pictures on the show and said there's -- i was a roommate with him and there's no way that's weiner. >> stephanie: he's a comedian. he's a brilliant one. we were talking about we all have -- are entitled to an opinion. sometimes he does that comedian thing where you make fun of both sides. that's fine. but i think in this case, i'm sorry, i'm with harry reid. i think it is breathtakingly arrogant to think you can be leader of the free world with showing one year of tax returns. how many people have called the show, ken and said to buy a house, i had to give three years. >> caller: exactly. mormon on mormon punch fest, i gotta go with the ex-boxer. he's going to take out miss bitch writer. >> stephanie: ooh who's that? >> caller: romney. >> stephanie: oh, i get it.

[ buzzer ] >> stephanie: just because he rides bitch on a sea doo. >> something a whale leaves behind. it is a sea doo. >> stephanie: eli in canton. you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, steph how you doing? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i used to get you here in canton, ohio but then they switch it to a sports station and i could never get you again. >> stephanie: that's because there's no market for this sort of thing although we just had the highest on sale ef in new york city for sexy liberal where we have no station. [ explosion ] >> caller: i want to let you know here in ohio, i've seen ads that the republicans are running. they want the democrats disqualify obama because he hadn't showed his school records or anything else. they want him to be disqualified

and put somebody else on the ballot. >> stephanie: oh yes. that's absolutely right. unless i see his -- whatever arts and crafts projects obama did, he's nearly not qualified to be president. i need to see the macaroni and glitter art projects. that's the important thing. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> why did he not serve in vietnam? okay, he was 8. >> stephanie: that's not a thing you have to release your school records. a lot of people don't. the precedent is you release at least 12 years, thank you george romney! donald in massachusetts. you're on the -- oh, wait, he's not ready yet. joe in fresno. >> caller: hi. how you guys doing? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: i had a comment on the romney and harry reid feud that's going on. >> stephanie: yes. and i think it was friday that john mentioned something about it might be possibly that not just that he hasn't paid income

taxes, he doesn't want to show his taxes because maybe he didn't tithe the 10% he was supposed to tithe. i think i heard that. but then also, also not just that, harry reid is also mormon. >> stephanie: right. that's what we were saying. >> caller: and by the way, in the mormon -- as far as i know in the mormon church, harry reid far outranks mitt romney. >> interesting. >> stephanie: lending more fuel to that fire. [ explosion ] also, people are -- romney said i paid taxes a lot of year. harry is wrong. >> it could mean sales taxes. it could mean a whole lot of other taxes. >> stephanie: lots and lots and lots. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. >> i'm not prone to understatement, so explain to me why that is.

i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa. [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. happy monday. 34 minutes after the hour. party food wise, i did bring enough for the entire country. >> shelby over at current would like you to teleport some cheese and olives to him. >> stephanie: sure, i'll get right on that. >> the rude pundit. >> stephanie: good morning

papa. >> good morning. >> stephanie: i have a feeling you're on my side and harry reid's side in this whole romney thing. >> oh, hell yeah. >> stephanie: hell to the yeah. >> first of all, i don't think reid is going to say anything unless he actually has the source. he took to the senate floor to do it. the man has enough respect for the tradition of the senate unlike the republicans to not defile the floor of the senate with a dirty lie. >> stephanie: can you believe that little -- >> he said it again this morning on fox and friends. >> stephanie: harry reid is a liar. >> somebody just created a talking point. >> stephanie: this is the guy that called president obama captain geppetto. what's his name? you know the guy -- pinocchio -- the guy that ran the cruise ship -- charged with manslaughter. >> you were just using some random italian name. >> stephanie: what's the matter you? >> captain pinocchio. >> chap tain chef boyardee.

>> this guy works my last nerve. >> thank you. >> stephanie: he's like well, i'm not going to comment on that, george except that harry reid is a dirty liar. you're not going to comment and you just called him a dirty liar. >> i have a comment. >> one of your callers said that you know it is strange that john mccain hasn't come out yet and said you know, oh, yes reid is a liar. you would think he would at least relish that for a moment or two. >> stephanie: i think van jones, pause while i say squeeze, said i think it was stephanopoulos, same thing. he saw 23 years of tax returns and picked sarah palin. what does that tell you? >> right. the other thing is that they've been -- i love that some of them referred to as swift voting mitt romney. except the thing is that swift voting was based on factual

demonstrable lies. and this is an inference made from a source which as i understand it is the way that news generally works. that you hear something from a source and you try to get it confirmed. and again you brought up that harry reid is a mormon. that means that i love a mormon's laugh pipe. that's just great. >> stephanie: i think that -- you know, you bring up news. i think that's true. there are the 24 hour news cycles. this goes away. people think he's going to get away with it. now, he's not showing his taxes is another news cycle. i think this is unprecedented. and it shouldn't stand. i think it is ridiculous to think you can get to be president without showing more than a year of taxes. >> even republicans think that. ed rawlins said he should show his returns. ed rawlins had worked for the she devil, michele bachmann for awhile.

>> but then even he said she's kind of crazy. >> yeah. but not crazy enough he couldn't take a paycheck or two from her. >> stephanie: politics ain't beanbag. this is going to be a tough election. i love john fuglesang -- to me, because we always react that way. oh, i hope he's right. that was the wrong thing to do. oh, i hope he doesn't -- hurt his credibility. credibility? mitt romney is running the entire campaign on lies. >> i didn't say it was the wrong thing to do. i just said i hope he's right. >> here's my ethical standard. i have said that the best thing republicans can know how to do in the campaign is to tell really good lies and lies that sound remotely believable. so my ethical standard is we should be telling better lies. frankly, i don't even care if this is true or not. i think it is remarkable that a democrat is actually playing hardball. >> stephanie: in politico, interesting the piece politico

did on this, he has created the frenzy. turn the focus back on the tax returns, on top of that, reid genuinely believes his source. a long time investor at bain. it is interesting. ben labolt, the obama camp spokesman said reflecting the growing number of questions americans have about mitt romney's finances, he pointed out that governor romney has something to hide. >> sure looks that way. >> right. if he didn't, then why wouldn't he show it? that's really what it comes down to. and it is funny. i would like to think this is another mormon who is the source for reid that's totally sick of romney. that even the mormons are sick of romney's self-righteousness. that would be a pretty damn high standard there. >> stephanie: in the words of newt gingrich, oh, please, can we cut the pius baloney here? >> right. >> stephanie: everybody keeps talking about the former boxer that he is. one top reid confidante said

what republicans don't get the more they fire back at reid, the more he'll fight. what will the topic be? romney and his taxes. asked how reid was responding to criticism, a third person shrugged it off entirely. it is impossible to say how little he cares. he literally could not care less. >> you know, the nice thing about reid is he always looks like he just finished masturbating. [ buzzer ] to look that relaxed. you could say his monotone and bland. it's not. he just finished yanking one. >> stephanie: oh okay. all right now. >> we're on tv. >> stephanie: let's get on to more important things like chicken. the chick-fil-a thing just got stupider. you say actually, you say we lost this one because we did the right does to publicize things. chick-fil-a and its homophobic

made a ton of money and you know what they might do with that [ bleep ] ton of money. that part is true. >> it is one of the times where it would have been best to let it go or have a personal choice. if you want to have a personal choice and say boycott -- don't eat at chick-fil-a which by the way, it hurt me once the homophobic stuff started coming out because it is delicious. >> especially if you grew up in the south. >> i hadn't eaten there in a long time. >> stephanie: here's how you fight back. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] you heard beavers? it is a restaurant. in houston, promotes a hot lesbian sandwich. houston restaurant beavers endorses marriage equality not just because chef owner monica pope is a lesbian but she has introduced the on chick fillet. two loving chicken breasts married on toasty buns with a honey mustard and joined in

celebration with tolerant fries. [ applause ] >> bit of a clamster sandwich. [ buzzer ] athe got the buzzer twice this week. >> or the tuna taco. [ buzzer ] >> what? what did i say? fish tacos are delicious. >> stephanie: for god's sakes. i invite the rude pundit on and i act shocked when he is rude. >> exactly. >> stephanie: you've talked about the same guy we were talking about this republican mike kelly of pennsylvania. really, it is impossible -- this is what i mean about harry reid shouldn't have said that. republicans say stuff like this -- he's talking about contraception coverage. he said i know in your mind you think of times when america was attacked on december 7th. that's pearl harbor day. the other is september 11th and that's the day of the -- thank you for that. i want you to remember august 1 2012 the attack on religious freedom. that's the day that will live in infamy along with the other dates and you stay is like

hitting your thumb with a hammer and saying it is your personal hiroshima. >> yeah. although i'm confused now. was august 1st chick-fil-a appreciation day or was it the day that religious freedom died? i can't keep it straight! >> did you see that facebook posting that was going around last week? someone said it was a miracle that they served all of those people and they didn't run out of chicken. it was a loaves and fishes miracle. >> oh, come on! >> they did -- some places did run out and had to close early. >> proof that god is working in mysterious ways. >> the posting that went around about how people who were like tweeting and posting their facebook accounts online. while waiting online were using the technology that gay friendly companies have created. >> stephanie: yes. so as you -- as you conclude that piece man representative

kelly who once called president obama the pontius pilate of politics, he can tea bag two sets of [ bleep ] at once. [ applause ] the point is that people like -- on their side say outrageous stuff like that all the time. that doesn't have -- the outrage with harry reid stating what i think a lot of people believe right? >> oh, no. you're right. and that we -- what reid is doing is actually -- it really is rovian in that it is taking one of those things that people are having doubts about romney and really upping the heat on it. so that it boils over. wow. i just finished that metaphor. >> stephanie: you say it best in your post. this is who your g.o.p. is. barack obama can be called a foreigner by sitting members of congress but a canadian born ivy leaguer who believes the u.n. is conspiring to take away golf courses can be praised by george willis is positively mad sonian.

that's it, right? >> that's cruz and where was he? texas. >> stephanie: the tea party guy. >> yes ted cruz in texas who is completely insane but because he's rubioesque in his handsomeness that they'll fall all over themselves, especially because now they have another nonwhite to parade around which the g.o.p. just loves. thank god. >> stephanie: by the way in parting, you had one question for mitt romney. israel is a quote-unquote world leader in terms of all the [ bleep ] you mention because of its culture promoting awesome freedomness, why isn't government mandated health insurance good for them but bad for us. but really the question is why don't you go [ bleep ] yourself. >> that's the best question of all. >> stephanie: one there is no answer for. >> no, no. >> stephanie: all right. rudeness, great stuff as usual honey. see you next week. >> all right bye. [ applause ]

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toll free from anywhere. this is get hing depressingly a weekly occurrence, a shooting spree in wisconsin. our thoughts and prayers go out to our listeners in wisconsin and abc news reporting the suspect was a white supremacist or skinhead, former u.s. army and apparently had a 9-11 tattoo. which means -- which means he's a stupid right supremacist. they're not muslim. >> they're not muslim or arab, you idiot. they're probably the most peace seeking religion on the face of the earth. >> stephanie: okay. the police chief. >> multiple rounds were exchanged. the officer was shot multiple times. the suspect, the shooter was also shot. >> stephanie: yeah. and the atf agent on the scene. >> any additional evidence, firearms ammunition, any type of evidence from possibly his computer, any writings, manuscripts he may have had.

something that would be another piece of the puzzle to determine exactly what made him do this today. >> he's a racist nut. >> stephanie: he's a racist nut job. there you go. it is not very bright. okay. let's go to debbie in new hampshire. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi deb. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. i wanted to say thank you and i really truly enjoy your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: and the reason i want to thank you is because i believe that you're one of the only shows right now that is press hing this issue with the taxes with romney. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: i think that the issue is not just that he didn't pay taxes, i think there are so many issues that if he shows those taxes, it is going to show he's not qualified to be president. we haver the i.r.a. -- how do you accumulate $101 million in an i.r.a.? >> stephanie: a lot of the other shows on current are doing this. rachel ma do you did something

on friday night. he was demanding tax returns from his opponents like ted kennedy over the years. that's to me where the mainstream media falls down. they're moving on. this to me is a huge issue. okay. mittens, because mittens says the issue is harry reid has to put up or shut up. >> harry reid really has to put up or shut up. so harry who are your sources? let's have harry explain who that is and by the way harry i understand what you're trying to do. you're try to deflect the fact that jobs numbers are bad americans are out of work and you're trying to throw anything up on the screen that will grab attention away from the fact that the policies of the white house haven't worked to put americans to work and the policy of the senate haven't even got a budget of place for three years. >> stephanie: blah, blah blah blah. only one way you could prove him wrong. >> tax returns! release the tax returns like every presidential candidate in the last 20 years. >> jobs noms are pretty --

numbers are pretty good. >> stephanie: just saying, all you have to do to prove harry reid is a dirty liar, all we need to do is see those tax returns. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] [ applause ] if you really want to prove that harry reid is a dirty liar. >> all of this mess will leave the news cycle. >> i know what you're thinking. sources. >> stephanie: clint eastwood, sore subject. let's go to -- >> clint eastwood wasn't terribly unexpected. he's a republican. >> stephanie: i know but remember when they were losing it during the super bowl ads. >> overcompensating because of the flak he got for supporting the american auto industry. >> stephanie: he's always been a republican. whatever. yeah, could you see that comedy train coming a mile away? mittens goes oh, that made my day. there you go. >> here's a reporter asking. clint eastwood. >> curious why you decided to

endorse him? >> oh, yeah, no. i just -- because i think the country needs a boost somewhere. >> did you hear him? why did you endorse romney? i didn't endorse romney. no, i'm kidding i did. >> stephanie: i'm just [ bleep ] with you. >> it was kind of funny. >> stephanie: ed in st. petersburg, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi ed. >> caller: how are you doing this morning? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: jon stewart's segment about the harry reid -- >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: what i got out of it if you continue to watch the segment, he actually was making fun of fox news. >> stephanie: mm-hmm. >> caller: because fox news reports stuff with no facts. i think that's where he was going with it. he was trying to be saterial. >> stephanie: of course. he was making fun of them. >> caller: he wasn't just concentrating on what he said negative negative, negative.

i was blown away. but then as he went on through the segment, you kind of got where he was going with it. that's my take. >> stephanie: i think that's a false analogy to call what harry reid said comparing to birtherism. >> i understand that. i don't think he was going on a birtherism as much about how fox news -- fake news or false news network. >> stephanie: the point is, ed the sitting president of the united states had to produce his birth certificate on camera despite the fact that the state of hawaii had long ago certified his birth certificate -- that's what i'm saying. that's a false analogy. mitt romney, the only way he could prove it is false is to show his tax returns. >> that's right. >> stephanie: all right. >> that wouldn't make my day ha, ha ha, ha. >> stephanie: let's go to sue in rockville. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hey, sue. >> caller: good morning. i do think jim was right. i think we should call him dirty harry reid and say do you feel lucky, mitt? if so, release the tax returns

or shut up. >> stephanie: by the way, mitt gets worse. go ahead. >> caller: i have a complaint. i'm so sorry. i hate to start monday with a complaint but you bastards know i'm your most loyal fan. i love you. i've been in d.c. >> you brought a baby in a bar. >> caller: so you have come east to the d.c. -- close twice. once to philly. the one week i was on winter vacation and i was away and now to new york where my son is in october the week that bar baby number four is due. and i'm responsible for bar baby three. >> stephanie: if you cannot arrange your family's reproductive schedule around sexy liberal that's not my fault. >> caller: there is a simple solution. dirty sue wants to say the solution is come to d.c. >> stephanie: if you will just be patient all i'm saying -- >> sexy liberal elves might be working on that.

>> caller: how long has this tour been going on my darling people? >> stephanie: since the beginning of time. >> since april of 2011. >> caller: and when am i going to see you through 2012? and we will fill any theatre. >> stephanie: you tell that girl to hold it until the sexy liberal show gets over. >> cross her legs until the show is over. >> caller: that's easy for you guys to say. >> stephanie: hold your water. thank you, sue. see you in new york. okay. all right. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: what was that from? which kennedy am i thinking of? cybill. that's what i was thinking of. >> that's the one i didn't see. >> stephanie: 58 minutes after the hour. right back here on "the stephanie miller show." there will be lungs on every street corner. no more cops, firefighters, no teachers. i'm going to be on with

the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello current tv land. here we are hour number two. eric boehlert coming up to host right-wing world. jacki schechner bff. i joke about being an elderly shut-in but what happened this weekend? i almost fell and broke my hip right? >> you had a little bit of an accident. >> stephanie: i called jacki schechner and i said help, help. max knocked me over like a cartoon, my giant dog. and i went -- literally i thought this would be funny for the show if i broke my hip.

>> my favorite part of the story is it did not stop her from getting up at dawn to go to spinning. >> nothing. >> nothing stops her from that. >> stephanie: no. >> you were requiring me to get up at dawn to go to spinning. >> stephanie: important thing is this is what bffs do. she was almost stuck in the bike for an entire 24 hour cycle and she changed the batteries in my life alert. you gotta have friends. >> i'm not driving all the way to your house if you fall. i'll let the alert people come and get you. >> good morning. the president starts his day in d.c. today where he signs bipartisan legislation to help veterans and their families with everything from housing to healthcare to education and memorial services. he then heads to connecticut for two fund-raisers. one of them is going to be at the beach front property of harvey weinstein the hollywood mogul and is cohosted by actress anne hathaway and producer aaron sorkin. which will run $36,000 a head.

the president is working to keep pace with mitt romney and the rnc's republican fund-raising machine. president and dnc brought in $75 million in july compared to romney and the rnc who say they pulled in $101.3 million. they have $186 million cash on hand but romney can't tap into that until he's officially nominated as the candidate at the republican national convention later this month. as we keep talking about mitt romney and his taxes and why he won't release his returns and should, we do have a little news about the taxes that he paid on his la jolla beachfront property. he and his wife, according to the "l.a. times" paid cash for the property, $12 million and then they asked san diego county for a property tax relief. they hired a lawyer and filed a series of appeals saying their home lost value in the market crash and over the course of four years, the romneys saved about $109,000. we're back with more stephanie after the break.

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taxes. >> we've given all people need to know. ♪ there ain't no way to hide your filing lies ♪ >> i'm happy to do so. i, i i i i. ♪ romney, you can't hide your filing lies ♪ >> stephanie: thank you rocky mountain mike. i closed over your riff. time for right-wing world. eric boehlert from media matters for america doing the lord's work as usual. >> eric boehlert. ♪ hurts so good, come on, baby, make it ♪ >> eric boehlert. >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. eric boehlert from media matters. good morning eric boehlert. there you are. >> good morning. >> stephanie: good morning sir. i love your tweets as usual. you say if the press were being

honest, they would see romney's campaign imploded. how does it get much worse between the foreign trip and the tax stuff? >> the press is kind of coming around. i've been sort of hammering them all summer about the racist tide and it seems to me the press is obviously interested in maintaining this horse race mentality but i mean the wheels seem to be falling off and then to his credit in "the washington post" today, points out that romney's favorable ratings, he's the worst of the last seven campaigns. he's got a 32% favorable rating among women. you cannot win a national election in any way, shape or form with that kind of standing so i think reluctantly they're coming around. i think they're going to root for him in august. this thing -- there is going to be nothing to cover in the fall. >> stephanie: you pointed that out first. romney on track to shatter the pew rating for lowest rating of

the white house candidate. >> worse than bob dole. worse than george w. bush sr. these were candidates sitting ducks and never mounted a competitive run in the fall and again, i think it has been obvious the press -- you know, good polls come out you know for obama, they're sort of dismissed and when the poll comes out that shows romney within a couple of points, it splashed his big news. i think it is unfortunate and sad that the press has gone all in on this marketing campaign and that it is their job to keep people interested. it is their job to pretend. it is a really close race. when you know, poll after poll, particularly if you look at the electoral college presidential campaigns are not won on the popular vote. i think most people in the d.c. press corps understand that. but they fixate on this and think like that. also, poor karl rove last week. talked about how you know, the obama ad blitz wasn't working.

he clings to this gallup tracking poll and all of the other polls show they are clearlyworking. >> stephanie: this one i actually missed this one if it weren't for your tweet. stay classy g.o.p. on the day gore vidal died, michele bachmann did tv interview to announce his snotty attitude. >> that was low-class. she talked about how he had such an impact, he hated his writing so much he became -- she went from being a democrat to republican. that's fine or whatever. you don't give an interview on the day this nearly 90-year-old man dies talking about what a snotty attitude he had. it is the inability to stay away from the microphone. >> stephanie: yet another reason to love gore vidal. thank god. let's dive into the right-wing world. all right. we've been talking about it all morning. the harry reid, mitt romney thing. steve ducey. >> it is time for harry to -- >> wait a minute.

>> stephanie: hang on. steve ducey. >> it is time for harry to put up or shut up. >> absolutely right. you know what, mitch mcconnell who is harry reid's counter part yesterday said on the floor of the senate, he said it is beneath the dignity of his office. essentially said harry, shut up with the secret. >> he called the president a loser. remember the war is lost. this is perfect. this is exactly how he runs his office. >> stephanie: wow. it is not beneath the dignity of the office to say your entire reason for being there is to make sure the president is a one-term president? >> exactly. is there anything funnier than watching the fox and friends crew lecture democrats about dignity. lecture democrats about being accurate. lecture democrats about not making stuff up. look, i have no idea what harry reid -- what his sources are. you can argue about whether this is inbounds or out-of-bounds but reading the "wall street journal" editorial page today the congenital liars who you know, that's what they do for a living over there and now

they're going to lecture us about facts and about fair play. give it a break. give us a break. just give us a break! >> some dill weed in the morning. >> stephanie: that's what i've been saying last hour, eric. romney campaign is literally almost run entirely demonstrably on lies one after the other. and i just said i think it is breathtaking arrogance for him not to show his tax returns. that's what i was saying, i'm tired of democra oh, that's bad form. what about the other side? they're going for the jugular all the time, right? >> all the time. all the time. this is what happens when bullies are confronted with something that is similar to what they do.ú they can't take in. they fall to pieces. ed rawlins yesterday who ran michele bachmann's campaign briefly was on national tv saying obviously mitt romney needs to release more tax returns. this is conventional wisdom. anyone who's ever run a national campaign understands you cannot release two years of taxes and

harry reid is now so far into the g.o.p.'s head that they spend their entire sunday morning tv appearances calling him names. again, you know, i don't think that's going to win romney any votes and it just sort of does show i think how this campaign continues to be outmaneuvered at every turn. >> stephanie: that was one of my favorite sunday morning things. i'm not going to dignify this except to say that harry reid is a dirty liar. [ laughter ] >> as was pointed out you know, romney claims it is a baseless allegation. he respond by making a baseless allegation saying that romney got his information from the obama white house even though they have no proof of that. for the right wing media which is built around -- constructing lie after lie after lie. >> no, it isn't. shut up! >> spent two or three days in righteous indignation they think someone might be lying good

luck. >> shocked! >> stephanie: this is actress janine turner on o'reilly. was she on talk about no one cares about what celebrities think? >> she should take laura ingram's advice and shut up and act. >> i think it is disgraceful he knows under the united states constitution he's protected from being sued or being arrested for saying anything that's untrue on the senate floor. that's why he chose to say it on the senate floor. i think this is an abuse of the speech and debate clause and a disgrace to the dignity of america that he would do something like this. >> nice try! [ laughter ] >> constitutional stellar. >> let's ask the cast of punky brewster what they think now. >> did you see they have wayne rogers from m.a.s.h. on? >> calls obama a fascist. where do they find these people? a fascist. >> nobody watches it so nobody

knew that. >> bonkers stuff. he was upgraded to the couch on fox and friends. where do they -- this is the national debates or watched up tv actors. >> stephanie: until we know what clinger and hot lips houlihan say there is no putting this to bed my friends until snyder checks in. 17 minutes after the hour. >> find myself in a constant state of confusion. >> stephanie: eric roleert remains in the sidecar. we continue after the commercial. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." >>oh really? >>"if you ever raise taxes on >>the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true!

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>> stephanie miller. >> ♪ you say you want a revolution well, you know ♪ ♪ we all want to change the world ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 22 minutes after the hour. eric boehlert from media matters rejoins us for right-wing world. oh and golly. that's what we -- hannity. >> romney should absolutely not release the tax records. this is outrageous. we know exactly what they're doing. it is not just that. this is how they win obama wins -- it is like his signature move. this is his modus operandi. unleash -- somehow gets unseal, sealed records and then make a

big deal out of them even if there's nothing there. they've already tried to do it the first two years of tax filings. why didn't we get the ten years of tax filings by teresa heinz kerry? she's the wife of the candidate. she was supporting the candidate. he was a gigolo. >> stephanie: wow! >> he was a what? >> stephanie: a gigolo. >> john kerry was a gigolo. >> they were on yesterday claiming clinton never released his medical records. they're just flailing around. it is very simple. ed rawlings, national republican strategist saying obviously mitt romney needs to release more tax returns. so to watch that -- >> he was paralyzed. >> stephanie: did you see that eric? i saw the show you're talking about. did you see that she dropped that he probably was a drug addict and that's why he didn't release -- why clinton didn't release his records.

>> jfk by insinuation. >> stephanie: harry reid is being irresponsible. >> this is how obama wins the campaigns. he smears the candidates by asking them to release their tax returns like everyone else does. that's what a monster obama has become. >> stephanie: how many times do we have to say teresa heinz kerry wasn't running for president and she did release tax returns. >> can you imagine if democrats were running around demanding ann romney's financial records and everything? they're not doing that. they're just pointing out that oh by the way every other candidate in modern history is doing what romney won't do. this is this cauldron of negativity that obama is running his campaign through. again, this is what happens when bullies are confronted with the simplest forms of the truth. they just fall to pieces like ann coulter. >> we're dealing with a man barack obama who is a revolutionary. a revolutionary.

as such -- he believes that is the case in all revolutions there is a period of pain and suffering. not by him. not by his friends so-called masses. and that's the price. must be paid to transform society to achieve social and economic justice. which is so long overdue. there must be some suffering. it had to happen. this country was founded illegitimately. this country was founded immorally. this country must pay the price for that. >> when did he ever say any of that? >> he didn't! >> stephanie: punish america for being america. >> yeah, the fantasy that rush limbaugh has created. i keep going back to this. we talked about again and again. so this is rush limbaugh talking about obama. okay, the pew poll last week has obama ten points ahead of mitt romney. if everything rush limbaugh is

saying about what a monster obama is, everything fox news is saying and everything the right wing block os fear is saying, why is their guy losing so badly? there is such a massive disconnect between this fantasy figure the right wing media has created about obama and the way normal people see the president. some are disappointed. some like him. some are going to vote for him and some are going to vote against him. this idea he's this monster sent to destroy the united states, nobody -- >> clearly the american people hate america. >> stephanie: i was listening to that thinking even if you're a big rush man do you really believe all that [ bleep ]? okay. sean hannity and steven moore. >> why is this so important that we continue with our nasa program? what have been some of the economic benefits for all americans as a result of this? >> this president sean, would want these gentlemen to be on welfare. these gentlemen lose their jobs.

>> what? >> stephanie: nasa workers? >> huh? >> michelle was going after obama celebrating the mars -- it wanted to cut funding you know, this idea that you know, cutting funding for the pentagon, you know which every economist every analyst says has to be done so if you talk about cutting something, you were there against the pentagon. therefore you hate nasa. therefore you want astronauts on welfare. it is a silly word game that they play. >> stephanie: let's finish with ann coulter on some very scientific polling data from chick-fil-a. >> i liked when he says -- he made it clear it wasn't an anti-gay thing. all of the founders of this company are married to our first weis. it is genuinely a promarriage position to oppose gay marriage. when you see crowds like that coming out i'm sorry i don't believe the polls on gay marriage. those polls, i believe it makes me suspicious of the polls on the presidential election.

>> stephanie: really? lines at chick-fil-a will be the actual -- >> wow,s would that convoluted. >> she sees that silver lining. so the polls which have completely disarmed the conservative movement. support for gay marriage almost doubling in the last 20 years. they're left with -- their strands of victory are to line up around a fast food chain. they point to that as being the real america. look again if you're in this bubble day in and day out this right wing media bubble, absolutely. you feel that you know, romney is charging the victory and people hate gay marriage and things like that. if you take a couple of steps back you realize these people are sort of fighting the last battle. >> some of the real americans the people who eat at chick-fil-a. >> stephanie: mitt romney's salvation lies between two buttered buns and a little pickle. eric boehlert from media matters, always great.

see you next week. >> all right, see ya. [ applause ] >> talk about grasping at straws. >> stephanie: she's not reading tea leaves, she's reading the spicy battered chicken entrails. >> eww. we had two sound bytes from ann coulter where she twisted herself into a pretzel. thank you for that double helping. >> i think she may be having a brain-related event. >> stephanie: you think does so? we have -- uh-oh. >> we're classing up the joint. >> she has an apology to mitt romney. >> wait until you hear this. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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♪ how his talking -- are strange ♪ ♪ how how how how ♪ >> stephanie: the only thing that makes billy patatable. >> it is called the principle of the thing stephanie. harry reid pulled this accusation out of his backside. >> stephanie: really? how would you know that? only one way to prove it. let me ask you something if ryan is right and harry reid is a dirty liar, why wouldn't the romney campaign release the tax returns immediately and prove it. it would blow up in his face and be beautiful. [ explosion ] >> harry reid made the accusation. >> stephanie: right. there is only one way to prove he's a dirty liar. otherwise, it is just name-calling. >> you guys don't understand. i know you're not big on principles. >> stephanie: oh! >> that's the fact. >> we all have loose morals here. >> if he had the proof, it would be out there. >> the proof would be in the tax

returns. really. >> where is the i.r.s. in all of this? >> the i.r.s. is nonpartisan. they won't get involved in this. >> have the i.r.s. prove it right or wrong. >> stephanie: because the i.r.s. is not a political -- in the history of this country it has been up to candidates. starting with george romney who said you should release 12 years. >> a liberal thing to make these baseless accusations. phanie: you can't prove they're baseless, can you? they're not baseless. >> your accusation that they're baseless is kind of baseless. >> stephanie, when did you -- >> he's not talking to you. >> pardon me? >> when did you -- >> that's funny. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] all right. if only nixon had released his tax returns, we would know when he stopped beating his wife. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] i'm just following billy's logic. >> stephanie: this is what i'm saying. if ryan is right doesn't that

prove it right there. they could make harry reid look like such an ass. >> if they just release the tax returns and say oh, he did pay but they won't do that. >> stephanie: like i was saying, i paid a lot of taxes. we all pay a lot of tax. we pay sales tax. did you pay income tax? what kind of income tax did you pay? >> we're not talking about taxes, we're talking about your income taxes. >> stephanie: he has only released one year in full. >> he will release this year's as soon as it is done. >> as soon as he's president. >> stephanie: the other thing is -- he's running like i keep saying on his business career. those are the years that are relevant then. the last year or two, he was running for president. >> plus, the thing about the cayman islands and the swiss bank account and all of the other quasi shady -- >> i have paid taxes every year and a lot of taxes. >> how much? >> a lot of taxes. harry is simply wrong.

that's why i'm so anxious for him to give us the names of the people who have put this forward. i wouldn't be at all surprised to hear the names are people from the white house or the obama campaign. >> stephanie: only one way to disprove that. >> release your tax rushes. >> i love how he said it is a baseless allegation. then he made it a baseless allegation. >> stephanie: then ryan. >> arf arf. >> stephanie: i won't address this except to say harry reid is a liar. >> as far as harry reid is considered, i know you want to go down that road. i'm not going to respond to a dirty liar who hasn't filed a single page of tax returns himself. lives in the ritz-carlton here down the street. so if that's on the agenda, i'm not going to go there. this is just a made-up issue. >> prove it. >> one way to prove it. >> stephanie: harry reid has money, too. that's the reason why mitt

romney shouldn't -- even though harry reid isn't running for president. because harry reid lives in a fancy hotel. >> because everyone in congress is rich. so that -- i got nothing. >> stephanie: al gore has a great big house. peter pack, u.s.a. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: who said as for the romney campaign speaking of which, you know things aren't going well when rachel finds old footage demanding that ted kennedy release his tax returns for the senate race. who said that? >> ines -- >> stephanie: no. cole. good stuff. who said you know things aren't going well when 52 respondents say they don't like you personalny. you know things aren't going well when your super mogul is someone under investigation for money laundering.

[ applause ] [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] who said you know things aren't going well when economists look into your tax plan and find you're reverse robin hood giving money to the billionaires. your claims to have been a poor missionary in france are contradicted by old buddies buddies who said you stayed in a place with a chef and servant. camille in north carolina. >> caller: hi. i got the news for you guys. i've been trying to get this out for three days. >> stephanie: hang on. here we go. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> i'm 59. i lived 30 years in las vegas. people for years decades trying to go after harry reid. harry reid's quietness, after the smoke cleared, harry reid was the only one left standing. let me tell you something, they did the same thing to jerry tark anian and jerry tarkanian sued the sports people.

they were wrong. reid knows where that body is buried. >> stephanie: i think so. she got that out of her system. >> i know where the body is buried. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: wow. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] speaking of shady stuff in vegas -- money laundering probe. >> that says in china. this is u.s. now. >> stephanie: this is romney's biggest donor. las vegas sands controlled by billionaire sheldon adelson. is the target of a federal investigation of possible violations of u.s. money laundering laws, the "wall street journal" reported. [ wah wah ] >> previously it was china macau, now it is the u.s. that makes it different. >> stephanie: oh dear. okay. let's go to kevin in d.c. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi kev. >> caller: good morning. is this stephanie? >> stephanie: yes. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello magic man.

>> caller: let me give the stephanie miller the -- they've been deprived of for far too long. >> good morning lovely stuff. >> stephanie: good morning. >> caller: good to talk to you. i'm ashamed to say life took me off track from your show. >> stephanie: how dare you! >> caller: i'm sorry. and then well one of them up until about roughly seven months ago was a woman -- it is weird how a real woman will distract from you a fantasy woman. >> stephanie: how dare you. cheating bastage. >> that's over with so now i have a lot of time to concentrate on miss miller. >> stephanie: on your fictional girlfriend. >> caller: on my on the air-raidio girlfriend. what i'm calling for is to finally -- i'm hoping that not just pundits like yourself but for god's sake, harry reid, keep doing what you're doing. they got -- why do so many

people in an official capacity in the democratic party which i'm for and love but they get jelly bellys. the bain strategy, they got jelly bellies in their sleep. thatworked. in the swing states it is clearly working. harry reid should not back off. it completely works. don't let people say oh, that's -- oh we can't do it. yes we can! >> stephanie: by the way you have -- the folks on the other side doing stuff like this speaking of what's unfair or what's not based in proof. headline is president obama accused of racism against whites and new super pac web ad. it suggests president obama's administration has quietly accepted and even promoted racism against other white people. this is glenn beck all over again. the ad by a super pac called fight bigotry the president -- >> caller: wait, wait. >> stephanie: wait. free pass for his disturbing yet crystal clear pattern of tacitly depending black ratism against

white folks before and since being elected president. >> caller: you speak republican. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: this thing in this world i don't comprehend but i don't condone. just tell me the reasoning of what evidence, where do they come up with that? >> nazi liberal nazi socialist. >> stephanie: what you said. hang on. i speak republican jive. yeah, this is -- it literally is over and over again, the same play. in case you haven't noticed he's black. they have nothing to base -- >> in case you haven't noticed he's black. >> caller: it is cool to be black. even in d.c., your people found out we're not scary. you're coming in. we don't bite you unless you want us to. >> stephanie: you were one of my few listeners that carried me like an officer and a gentleman.

>> caller: i had the pleasure of meeting t-bone a few minutes ago. >> yes. >> caller: he mentioned about him being shirtless and carrying you and i'm like that's my job! >> stephanie: yes. i have a man in every city to carry me around. >> caller: if i may make a slight plug, i was able to carry that along because i also have a musclely physique. if you want to check it out, go to the channel on youtube. it is not that kind of video. >> stephanie: you and i made a little chocolate vanilla swirl in chocolate city. >> caller: a little bit of -- i kept it in the vault for these years because i didn't want to blow your lesbian street cred but there is a little bit of footage of that incident. very clean. little cousins that have to watch it. it is very clean. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: it shows for people who are not aware of our past relationship, it shows how close we are. >> stephanie: how close we really are.

danger, danger when you taste brown sugar. kevin, i love you. thanks for calling. >> caller: i love your show and what has become of the show. you're amazing. keep up the good work. >> stephanie: thanks for dropping that tart for me, whoever it was. i appreciate that. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: on the stephanie miller radio show in suburban america this morning. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." the highest amount of jobs. those are facts. (vo) cenk uygur is many things. >>oh really? >>tax cuts don't create jobs. the golden years as the conservatives call them, we had the highest tax rates, and the

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>> can you think of another dutch band? there was shocking blue. remember that? >> stephanie: 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> yesterday on the tv. >> it is hard to believe that the president of 2008 when he campaigned and said he was going to bring america together that he would trot out harry reid and try to divide this country and spread this division and hatred. it is ridiculous. it is wrong. it is untrue. >> better than the original german. >> stephanie: their first response is demonstrably false. [ buzzer ] that means you must demonstrate it is false. >> the way to do that is by releasing the tax returns.

>> stephanie: guess who's back on the campaign trail? rick kiss my ass gorka. he told reporters to -- >> kiss my ass. this is a holy site. you [ bleep ] >> you bastard people. i hate your ass faces. >> stephanie: he took a brief rest and now he's back. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] he will return to the campaign trail filing he had a time-out. campaign gave him a little >> for some r & r. >> stephanie: to deal with his anger management issues. now he's back. >> stephanie: that and between him and etch-a-sketch they have the team over there. don't they? >> team romney. >> stephanie: robert gibbs obama adviser. >> put all of this stuff to rest tomorrow. mitt romney can go to kinko's photocopy the tax returns. there are several hundred pages hand them out to people like cnn and reporters all over the country. you know what? we wouldn't talk about this tomorrow. easy paying tax -- was he paying

taxes? the whole world would know what loopholes he's taking advantage of. >> simple as that. >> stephanie: there you go. >> what do you think of that? >> stephanie: we'll get to that story. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] you know what noted comedian ryan was working on? besides calling harry reid a dirty liar? it was president obama's birthday this weekend. >> his 51st birthday. >> in honor, they sent a cake to the d next c with a message to the president you didn't bake that. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> you didn't build that. >> stephanie: a spokesman at the rnc said next year we hope he has more time for baking so the country can get back to job creating. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> more private sector job creation under obama than under any other -- >> stephanie: if you stop with your pranks and pass the jobs

act. >> that would create actual jobs. but you are a one-term president. >> stephanie: rob portman is one of the front-runners for the bp thing. he was bush's budget director. he was george w. bush's -- >> we need more of that. [ applause ] >> where a lot of the stuff was off budget. two wars. it was hidden from the budget. then suddenly came back to bite us in the ass. >> stephanie: romney democratic advisors said tax cuts would lead to huge -- tax cuts. romney and his advisors said it will create 12 million jobs as they attempt to change the subject away from the taxpology center report meaning it would mean a big tax increase from middle class families. far from creating 12 million jobs, it would kill 360,000 jobs in 2013 alone according to the study. the same advisors advisors who gave romney his number, they work for george w. bush.

and estimated the bush tax cuts would lead to massive job growth. they gave specific numbers of millions and millions of jobs. [ wah wah ] >> that didn't work out so well. >> stephanie: the president on the campaign trail. >> we've still got too many folks out there who are looking for work. we've got more work to do on their behalf. >> like passing the jobs bill. >> stephanie: for instance, david said the president, democrats and congress move into the august recess with the question on who to trust on taxes and whose agenda will benefit the middle class. he wrote a memo obtained by politico. there is an opportunity to shape the legislative agenda this fall. by highlighting the constitution. he's talking about the sequester reductions of domestic and defense programs which will kick in next year unless they agree on a deficit plan. more jobs could be lost for military contractors due to automatic spending cuts at the end of the year if congressional republicans continue to refuse to ask the wealthy to pay more

in taxes. i've been saying this. i think we have the leverage this time on this fight. let's go to ronnie in richmond, virginia. hi ronnie. >> caller: how you all doing today? >> stephanie: go ahead. >> caller: we need to work on your country slang because you did a pretty bad job friday especially hearing the voice on the radio and tv and what not. that's not what i'm calling for. >> stephanie: what did i say? >> caller: we'll get you some copenhagen in your mouth. >> you know what? ronnie, i'm from virginia. i think she said it just fine. >> caller: either way, the reason why i'm calling. >> stephanie: just get me some chewing tobacco and shut up. >> caller: virginia, key state. i'm a swing voter. i want to ron paul if he runs independent. if he runs. reason being romney was spending $10 million brainwashing my father down in

florida. meanwhile, guess who was in capitol hill working? ron paul. >> stephanie: ron paul. working. >> that's ron paul's job. romney was unemployed. >> stephanie: all right. well, get me some copenhagen. >> right away, ms. miller. >> stephanie: bob in florida. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hey, bob. >> caller: good morning, steph how are you? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: just a quick point. what harry reid is doing right now is not -- roguish. lyndon johnson did the same thing back in the '60s when he made a remark about who they were running against. and he said as long as you can get them to respond to it, it has a ring of truth.

>> stephanie: are you talking about his campaign against goldwater and my father or against nixon -- >> caller: nixon. >> okay. >> caller: against nixon. and point number two, i wish the right wing so they would appear as ugly on the outside as they do on the inside would all contract leprosy. [ buzzer ] >> that's not very nice. >> stephanie: all right, "the stephanie miller show" -- [elevator music] >> stephanie: that knocked the wind out of all of us. we'll come back with tina from crooks and liars and much more as we continue on "the stephanie miller show." i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the

"stephanie miller show." [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello current tv land. here we are hour number three. jodie writes about jacki and i steph, watching the evolution of your friendship with jacki schechner has been one of the great joys of my life. yes, are you the lucy to her ethel, the thelma to her you won'tize, the rhoda to her mary tyler moore. wait a minute! what? [ buzzer ] how did i get to be rhoda on my own show? >> you wear more stars on your head. >> rhoda was pretty. >> rhoda was very pretty.

>> stephanie: i'll be the sidekick on my own show. fine! >> i think they mean you're like the comedic foil. you're funnier than i am. >> stephanie: sure, sure, whatever mary! here she is. in the current news center, mary tyler moore. here she goes. >> good morning, everybody. starting today, mitt romney is going to get a lot more press scrutiny whether he likes it or not. he's getting what's called the protective press pool meaning a small group of reporters will now follow him wherever he goes. if he does nothing they hang around and wait. up until now the romney campaign got to control what events were and weren't covered. but now through election day he basically is stuck with this group of reporters. it is basically the same press coverage that a sitting president has. if he gets elected, you would have to get used to that. florida governor rick scott is going to get a speaking role at the republican national convention afterall. the convention kicks off in tampa august 27th and we now

have the first list of who's been slated to speak including florida governor rick scott. because he's the home state governor. we have a few more governors south carolina governor nikki haley, new mexico governor susanna martinez, ohio governor john kasich. we've got mike huckabee on the list and former secretary of state, condoleezza rice. only one sitting member and that's john mccain. >> john harwood has a piece in "the new york times" today very interesting piece about polling and cell phones. very skeptical of poll results considering 1/3 of the population only has a cell phone and no land line. harwood talks about how pollsters are having difficulty reaching the cell only users which tend to be younger and more democratic. obviously that's going to skew results. he said some pollsters decided to hang up on interviews if somebody has a land line also. he said the other alternative is to give extra weight to those results or use internet-only surveys. fascinating read.

we're back with more after the break. stay with us. >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again.

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that's funny. all right. >> here, here. >> stephanie: you have it? ♪ the hitler burger ♪ ♪ i go now to the hitber burger ♪ ♪ to get myself my lunch ♪ plus a -- [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i'm going to beaver's restaurant in houston for the chick on chick fillet. >> that's a real thing. >> what was that? >> stephanie: bam. john the trucker -- >> what? huh? what is that? >> stephanie: i don't know. >> probably saw it in a rap video. >> stephanie: sure. >> oh, gosh. >> stephanie: we can't believe we're arguing about tax rates. we're not talking about going back to the eisenhower 90% tax rates. we're arguing in the 30s somewhere. >> 38%. >> stephanie: back to where

they were under clinton. don writes steph i grew up with those crazy eisenhower tax rates. dad supported six of us on one income. the only credit we had was a mortgage and a car loan because dad made enough to save or pay cash for everything else. there was steady if not speck lar economic growth. not much wall street funny money. we built the interstate system. we put a premium on education. don the truck err. nostalgic for the 90% eisenhower tax rates. just sayin' is all we're sayin'. we're just sayin'. all right. let's go to -- it is art in chicago. ♪ who's the caller who's on line three, why it's chicago ♪ >> stephanie: hi art. >> caller: listen, i want to have a reasonable talk. i'm not going to raise my voice but i can't talk over two people. if i'm talking to you or your fellow -- last week, he over-- tried to overtalk me.

i can't do that. i go onen with one. >> stephanie: all right. just you and me. >> caller: i can't understand why harry reid doesn't go to the i.r.s. and present his -- that romney did not pay his taxes the last ten years. why doesn't he do that? >> stephanie: because he has no authority to do that. >> caller: yes, he does. he can drop it in there just like he dropped it on the senate floor that he didn't pay his taxes. he can go to the i.r.s. and do the same thing. >> stephanie: it doesn't work that way. >> caller: it does. >> stephanie: you can go to the i.r.s. they have no authority to release them unless mitt romney tells -- >> caller: i don't mean the i.r.s. release them. why doesn't he prove that he owed them that money. >> stephanie: why doesn't mitt romney -- >> caller: that's a felony. if you don't pay your taxes that's a felony. >> stephanie: art that's not true. harry reid is -- >> caller: you go to prison. >> stephanie: no.

that's not what harry reid is accusing him of doing. because of the tax code, he absolutely legally could not pay taxes. he's not eye causing him of doing anything illegal. >> caller: when he didn't do nothing illegal. is it moral to pay zero tax when you make $250 million. >> caller: before when you talk about -- we get into moral. get the church out of there. now it is morality. listen. >> stephanie: i didn't bring the church in. >> caller: i don't want to overtalk anybody. let me ask you one thing. harry reid was on wls in chicago talking to -- i'm going to name the station wls and he says he was brought up in a brothel. he was swimming around with the women, i'm not going to say their names. he was swimming around with them. he went to the politics without a penny. today he's a multi-millionaire. how did he do that? he didn't have a job. the only job this man has ever had was in politics.

now he's a multi-- his children -- >> stephanie: how is harry reid the issue? he's not running for president. >> caller: i got him -- >> stephanie: he's not running for president. >> caller: doesn't he come in line with the president. when the president dies, isn't it vice president? >> stephanie: why doesn't mitt romney release his tax returns? >> caller: he doesn't have to. >> stephanie: for the first time in our history he doesn't have to. >> caller: i don't want to overtalk you. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: why does he have different rules than anyone else. >> caller: he does not have different rules. >> stephanie: he would be the first candidate ever to not release taxes. >> caller: if the government says you're guilty, they have to prove your guilt. you don't have to prove your innocence. >> stephanie: anyone who has run for president has released their tax returns. >> caller: when he releases five or ten they'll know the other five or ten. i know what you guys are doing. we'll have a sensible conversation. >> stephanie: i love you. these two that get in the way of

us, aren't they, art. you and i -- together alone we're good, right? >> caller: i love ya. but listen -- >> let's have a sensible conversation where i do all of the talking. harry reid grew up in a brothel. swimming. >> doing the backstroke. >> swimming with whores. >> stephanie: he won the gold medal in the backstroke competition. >> it is known for its whores. >> i would ask him for his tax returns. he swam with whores. >> stephanie: michael phelps can only hope to win as many medals as harry reid. all right. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: tom in st. louis. hello, tom. >> caller: hello stephanie. are republicans that confused? oh, my goodness, that man. >> stephanie: i love art. don't say anything about my art.

>> caller: oh, okay. okay. anyway, what i wanted to say was you know, it is fact. i mean -- in my gut, i feel that you know, there's no way mitt romney has paid taxes in ten years. he's played all of the loopholes. i like to see what his charities are. i would like to see all of that stuff. how he you know. >> stephanie: yeah. that's exactly right. >> he doesn't want to show it. you know, a lot of times, us liberals we use -- we always keep saying let's tax the rich. tax the rich. let's let them pay their fair share. >> stephanie: you only need to know one thing. they would not be out name-calling harry reid if they could prove it. they would release it and destroy his credibility and his career. they would release. why wouldn't you just release the tax returns? >> slam harry reid, him to be a liar -- show him to be a liar. but they won't do that. >> stephanie: pam in new hampshire. hi pam. >> caller: hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: good.

how are you? >> caller: good. i watch you guys. i record all of the shows at night so i can watch the other people i like and watch you guys during the day. so back in three the -- back in 2003, there is a form called a c-130 whether you pay taxes or not and the millionaires are doing it, the i.r.s. gave them a choifs going to court and saying your accountant did not remember what they were filling out or you could be charged with a felony so they were given an amnesty and then they had to retract their tax returns from 2009 until 2003. so i'm just saying -- by the way, chris i can't watch you guys on friday anymore. >> why? >> caller: because my husband's going to take the remote because i found cat from hell and had an all daymare ra on this to cook

his supper. >> my cat from hell. >> caller: thank you very much. >> isn't he awesome? >> he is awesome. stephanie is missing out. my husband did not get his supper and i'm not allowed to watch you guys on friday anymore. >> stephanie: oh boy everybody loses. [ wah wah ] >> have to order that on fridays, too. >> stephanie: that was one of our recommendations, my cat from hell. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] so i love this whole -- harry reid -- this is just -- >> harry reid swam with whores. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: just today's story on facebook, mitt romney claims obama -- the obama campaign is trying to undermine the ability of members of the military to vote in ohio. >> untrue. >> that's a lie. ♪ you're lying sack of crap ♪ ♪ you're a lying sack of crap ♪

>> stephanie: the story goes, this certainly sounds outrageous but it is not true. since 2005, the republican legislature in ohio eliminated the early voting. the obama lawsuit is attempting to restore voting rights for everybody, not -- restrict for the military or any other group. that is so -- that's the other thick that is so -- thing that is so blatantly -- what they assume to be a republican vote and other people that tend to vote early, that tend to vote democratic. it is so transparent. all right. >> kimberly tweets art is in need of some backstroking time with the whores, it might calm him down. just sayin'. >> they stroke the front. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: 18 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> i'm very embarrassed for you for what goes on on your show. it is just dirty stuff and you all laugh so stupidly like a

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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> this is a vintage arizona state university shirt. it's the only college mascot. >> stephanie: the won a stanley cup. >> yes, they did. >> stephanie: oh, good to know. ♪ ain't that america ♪ ♪ home of the free ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 23 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12. tina coming up at the bottom of the hour.

by the way -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] i love the whole -- got the chick-fil-a and gay people are bad, gay appeal can't be parents. drunken father straps kid to the car hood. >> he's a romney supporter obviously. >> stephanie: obviously a romney supporter. family values person. >> you get bugs in your teeth and a lot of heat from the engine. >> stephanie: a man has been sentenced to 18 month for driving drunk with his three young children and another girl. some poor neighbor girl strapped to the hood of his car. he said quote-unquote i let alcohol make the difference for me. >> ya think? [ ding ding ] >> it takes some doing to strap someone down to the hood of your car. how drunk was he? that sounds like -- something more going on there. >> stephanie: here at the "the stephanie miller show," we believe children of the future clearly, particularly the ones who listen to the show. ♪ i believe that children are our future ♪ >> stephanie: lynn writes

steph, my four young daughters and i listen to your show daily in the car. my oldest is 6 and listen closely. now she's referring to mittens of that bad man instead of by name. i just wanted to thank you for informing another generation of female liberals. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> that's adorable. >> stephanie: you go little 6-year-old. >> it is a girl. >> stephanie: you may want to tune out now because coming up, a listener mary, we have the largest group of people with entirely too much free time. mary in sacramento says steph it is the fifth anniversary of the jim ward sheep sex -- we'll replay that in a few minutes. fifth anniversary. >> sheep sex. >> stephanie: it is a long story. we'll explain the story. it was a dutch story. >> much like golden earring. >> stephanie: okay. >> no information -- any members of golden earring were involved

with sheep sex. >> stephanie: jeff in michigan. welcome. hi jeffrey. >> caller: hey, how you doing? >> stephanie: go ahead. >> caller: i was just wondering about the shootings in wisconsin. do you think it is possible that it had anything to do with michele bachmann and her rhetoric about muslim brotherhood. >> stephanie: it seems this is some stupid white supremacist because he apparently had a 9-11 tattoo. >> he assumed they were muslims when they were neither. he was also apparently, according to c next n was a member of a far right punk band. >> stephanie: that has to be some good music there. it is getting depressing. it is a weekly occurrence, mass shooting event. you get numb to it. all right the important thing of course is the chick-fil-a controversy rages on. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] herman cain checking in.

>> oh, really? >> stephanie: he said this is an attempt on the part of the gay community to leverage their believes on another institution of private companies since they can't seem to get enough attention. >> forcing them to. >> stephanie: this is what this is all about. he claimed he spoke with the chick-fil-a ceo and the company sales exceeded $30 million during the wednesday appreciation day. they're going to take a lot of excess profits they got on that day and contribute it to the organizations they support which are mostly the anti-gay ones. they've donated millions including repair at this groups like exodus. chick-fil-a, one of a very small number of companies that refuse to offer protections to lgbt. the company received a zero rating and has a record of firing those who behave in sinful behavior. >> stephanie: sinful in leviticus, eating one of the pork sandwiches. any of the morning staff employees are eating the pork

sandwiches. >> one of the sausage biscuits? >> abomination biscuit. >> stephanie: herman cain praised this chick-fil-a ceo for being man enough and christian enough to oppose same-sex marriage. >> so he's picking and choosing what he believes in. >> he's picking apples and oranges. >> okay. >> stephanie: man enough to see and christian enough to do something that christ never talked about. >> i dare say dan cathy is going to hell. >> ex-senator larry craig -- >> oh, gosh. >> what do you think of that? >> stephanie: is talletting to his -- is attempting to his -- having occurred on official senate business. i'm a united states senator. what do you think of that? here is my card. i would have said well, i think there will be a lot of unfortunate publicity. he's trying to avoid a fine from the s.e.c. for the misuse of electoral funds in his defense.

>> stephanie: okay. >> i am not gay. i love my wife. i am not gay. did nothing wrong. i love my wife. i love my wife. >> stephanie: i think you're actually a bad boy. a nasty naughty bad boy. >> you're a naughty boy. >> stephanie: naughty. >> nasty naughty boy. >> stephanie: his defense team said not only was the trip constitutionally required but senate rules sanction reimbursement for the senate's use of a bathroom while on official travel. >> does the bathroom involve the baby changing station? >> the koala care station. >> being bent over the koala care station or getting a -- from a guy in the next stall. 29 minutes after the hour. right back with tina on "the stephanie miller show."

[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> this is a vintage arizona state university shirt. it's the only college mascot. >> stephanie: the won a stanley cup. >> yes, they did. >> stephanie: oh, good to know. >> the only college mascot to be designed. >> oh, good to know. >> stephanie: you think your college mascot is better than mine. >> stephanie: there were a pair of lungs found on the sidewalk here in south los angeles. any way you could fedex those lungs to me?

they couldn't be worse than the nicotine damaged ones that i'm currently using. i'm going to have to you bath salts and chew a pair out of a man walking down the street. >> what do you mean your mascot is better. >> stephanie: whatever, braggy. the arizona state. >> this is sparky the sun devil. the only college mascot designed by walt dismy. [ whatever! ] >> marvin the martian. we have the same hat. >> that's a stupid-looking mascot. >> i'm claiming this university in the name of marchs. >> stephanie: is it a trojan. >> it's a trojan. >> stephanie: i just remember the horse is in the way, and the horse would come out and he wiped out and tommy the trojan fell off him. it was funny. >> he had a name, tommy the trojan. >> stephanie: tommy the trojan would fall off. >> would he run a condemn on his head. >> stephanie: and then we would

yell charlie white, he was the heisman guy my freshman year. >> that means nothing.

>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. >> i'm not prone to understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa.

[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> we were actually looking for a cheap miller but you're a sexy >> so people can just boy your voice? >> the things it has been dragged into. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller se to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. obviously everybody talking about mitt romney and taxes. as we roll along. >> on to another topic. your taxes. ♪ you can't hide your filing lies ♪ ♪ and your taxes have some surprise ♪ ♪ thought by now you would be apprised ♪ ♪ there ain't no way to hide

your filing lies ♪ >> i'm happy to do so. ♪ romney, you can't hide your filing lies ♪ >> stephanie: yahoo! thank you rocky mountain mike! pardon me. one of the best columns about this, our good friend tina joins us now. good morning to you. >> good morning! how are you? >> good morning. you got the male version of squee? jim ward said squee when i announced you earlier. >> stephanie: it is a little squeal of excitement. your latest column, you omit romney an apology. perhaps you would like to explain why. >> he is a man obsessed by apologies. he sees apologies that aren't there. he's obsessed with apology like marcus bachmann is obsessed with

homosexual men. it is a singular focus -- >> stephanie: his book. his book is entitled no apology. >> right. and you know, like bristol palin with her book, no sex before marriage. you know, he's a man who loves apology. singular. that's all we can think about. so i have been saying and i probably said on your show that he's been running for president for 20 years. >> stephanie: right. >> then i thought about it and really if he was running for president for 20 years, he would not be doing things that he would be ashamed of that would be on his tax returns that he does not want the american public to see. >> stephanie: that's right. you said i was wrong. mitt hasn't been running for 20 years. he made money in a way that's legal but now is embarrassed. how bill he's paid in taxes. he's taken advantage of tons of loopholes parking his money in foreign accounts. he would an controversial

president appointee let alone a presidential candidate himself. sure, it is legal but not ethical especially for the most powerful position in the world. that's the best i've heard it said tina. >> i think if he was running for 20 years, he would have investments that were more patriotic. he would not be destroying things in america and getting rich off the charcoal. he would be doing things that invested in america. things he could be proud of. things he could point to and say looks i know how to build things and that means i should be able to create jobs. >> stephanie: well, you know, as you say his ever-changing policy positions are for all intents and purposes apologies. it is saying his previous stances are wrong on everything. women's health, healthcare, you name it. >> even on returning tax -- showing tax returns. he went after -- he went after ted kennedy for that. basically every time he comes out with this strong stance for or against something, someone

goes on youtube and finds him saying the opposite a couple of years ago. >> stephanie: tina, this is what i've been saying all morning. i get tired of democrat the saying oh, yeah, that was wrong. harry reid shouldn't have done that. hope it doesn't hurt his credibility. are you kidding me? he's not the one running for president, right? >> no. but also you know, every time there is -- a democrat who stands up and says something and stands for anything then suddenly, you know, it is -- it's the -- the apocalypse. harry reid would know. he's mormon, he's from nevada. he has inside information in this stuff. what he says -- nancy pelosi had some kind of disclaimer today where she said that she definitely knows that harry reid heard it from someone which was not exactly saying he has good sources but there clearly is something to those tax returns. they're not budging whatsoever

on showing them to the american public. >> stephanie: that's right. that's what the political piece is tina, he believes his source. he believes his source is credible enough. that's what a lot of people are saying. harry reid wouldn't go out on a ledge to this degree unless he knew. the only way the romney campaign can prove he's a quote-unquote dirty liar is to release them, right? >> absolutely. i mean if you are running for a position where you basically are going to get the power to see all of the tax returns seriously, people have -- unlimited power to get all sorts of information on all of us, the fact that what he lacks in charm he's making up for in secrecy is very disturbing. >> stephanie: yeah. i just think like i say it is stunning arrogance and i think harry reid is accomplishing he wants to. he's keeping this issue front and center. >> there's no nuance to it.

release the tax returns. for once, the democrats are actually staying on this, release the tax returns. and the more that romney who is getting secret money with the super pacs, it is very abstract for voters. they don't really understand what exactly that means. it is something that they overheard. it sounds too conspiratorial for them to wrap their heads around it. however, romney is not releasing his tax returns is something that we -- that all americans kind of know what that is. we all have to pay our taxes. we all have to show the i.r.s. what we've made. it is part of being in america. part of civilization. so this is -- this is a really good issue that they're just -- that they're winning clearly because it makes -- because romney is not telling the truth. he's not being candid about what he's been doing and to make it worse, his father was the one who started this whole

tradition. >> stephanie: it also -- even more clearly delineates the 99% to 1% movement. some people said i needed to show three years to buy a house. how is it there are different rules to be leader of the free world. >> i had to show three years just to rent an apartment. that's a fantastic -- just to sign a lease. i had to have copies of all of that stuff. >> shouldn't remake romney show three years to sign the lease on the white house? >> exactly. >> stephanie: there you go. also, i keep saying too i don't think this last year or two is relevant. he hasn't been doing anything but running for president if he's running on his business career, we don't have a right to know what that looked like or how you made your money. it is really incredible. >> right. and that i'm not going to give you people anymore.

what? >> stephanie: so you're saying there would be -- >> ammunition in there? >> ooh yeah. >> stephanie: obviously the next thing he's going to try to distract us with is his v.p. pick. >> this is so funny. every time -- like what are they going to do. every time someone brings up his tax returns i get an e-mail on the romney mailing list, an e going who is it going to be? john fuglesang our buddy, our pal, your friend and mine said friday, who knows. there's so much speculation. he had heard it is going to be a bombshell like rudy giuliani. >> yeah, i say no way. i say that tim pawlenty has been running for v.p. this entire time. even when he was quote-unquote running for president. he was still running for v.p. he's been out there on the stump. he's just so -- he's been out there advocating for romney this entire time. we just never hear about it

because he's that dull. i think it is going to be an incredibly boring pick like that. >> stephanie: rob portman. paul ryan. destroy medicare. all right. pick any of them. >> pawlenty, collapsing bridge. >> or bobby jindal. the governor of louisiana where they like to say that they are first place in everything. last place in everything good. >> exorcist. >> stephanie: exactly. they're all comedy gold for me. all right. tina dupuy good stuff. her latest piece is called i omit an apology. a hux bell woman. >> tina dupuy.com. >> see ya next time. >> you're wonderful. >> stephanie: aww thank you honey. >> it is spelled d-u-p-u-y. >> you can see her smokin' hot picture. >> stephanie: save her as a

screen saver. >> i plastered her pictures all over everything. >> stephanie: jim cheats on jacki schechner so easily. jean from minneapolis you're on "the stephanie miller show". >> caller: good morning, steph. i have a proposal that will solve everything and we'll do a run around the republicans and their distractions. somebody needs to put up $20 million in a swiss bank account as a reward for receipt of romney's tax returns for the last ten years. >> stephanie: ooh. that's an interesting idea. all right. thank you. i don't know what happened there. >> she was stunned. >> stephanie: stunned her into submission. pat in fresno. you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome. hi pat. >> turn down your radio. all right. we'll come back to pat. she does this brief tutorial. david in l.a. hey, dade. >> caller: hi, good morning.

>> stephanie: good morning. >> caller: my question really is about the fate of the nation. so everybody give their opinion. why is it do you think that since congress has obstructed obama in the violent way that it has for the last few years he doesn't really ballyhoo that on the campaign trail. he seems to stay away from it. and i'm talking about ballyhooing it like from the rooftops. why doesn't he do that? he seems sometimes to me so sort of -- i don't know the right word but -- he's loath to do things like that. and it just -- i don't understand -- >> stephanie: say one more time. >> what congress has done to him. >> stephanie: i think he has. i think he'll continue to do that because i think -- particularly in this latest fight over taxes, i think it is becoming clearer and clear.

we have to get jacki on the phone now. we apologize. jim has cheated on you briefly with tina pew you don't screen saver. >> i gave her a squee. >> it is all over for me. i'm going to cry into my cornflakes. >> stephanie: boys are so fickle. we'll have to give you another jingle. robert writes steph do you take requests? jacki schechner theme song. i had been humming that damn baby monkey song all day. >> jacki hasn't heard that. >> the syllables fit perfectly with baby monkey. >> stephanie: i would like to hear it. ♪ ♪ riding on a big baby monkey ♪ ♪ jacki schechner ♪ >> i'll have to learn how to play this on my hannah montana guitar. >> stephanie: get on that rocky mountain mike.

>> we're almost at the point where we have a full cd of jingles. >> stephanie: totally. >> it is like the next series in the time life project. >> stephanie: every time jim cheats on you, you get another one. >> as a condolence. >> stephanie: and an angel gets its wings. ♪ imagine me and you ♪ ♪ i think she -- >> can i make a list of gifts i want from jim now that he's cheated on me? makeup gifts. >> stephanie: you already got called mary. i'm rhoda now. >> oh, please. >> stephanie: you already got the lead in the show. >> i think rhoda is the one with more character. >> rhoda got her spin-off. >> stephanie: there she is turning the world on where her smile. we'll talk to you soon. >> i gotta go do news stuff. >> stephanie: bye-bye now. >> back with jim ward, the fifth anniversary of the jim ward sheep fit.

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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller . [ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ all i wanna do is zoom, zoom, zoom ♪ >> i know, right? >> zoom, zoom, zoom. >> stephanie: 52 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. mark in illinois. hey, mark. >> caller: hi, how are you?

>> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i just wanted to ask your opinion of whether you think -- just a straight line could be drawn between rich people not paying their taxes and unemployment in the public sector. because everybody talks about you know the morality but if the tax base is shrinking and rich people are getting smarter about not paying into the tax base and all local and municipal governments get money from the federal government and rich people don't pay into it, then public sector jobs disappear like police and firemen so how can he call himself a job creator when he goes out of his way, morality aside not to pay taxes and finds every likely way not to. that to me is job destruction. not job creation. >> stephanie: mark, are you the smartest boy in class today. what do you think of that? >> caller: really? very exciting moment for me and my family. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: a little dollop of snark in there. >> i would like to thank all of the little people. >> stephanie: by the way art

in chicago. some fun facts. mark writes art needs a civics lesson. the line of succession is not the majority leader. >> majority leader is nowhere near the succession line. >> harry reid in line to be president. >> as soon as the president kicks the bucket, there's harry reid. >> stephanie: i don't want to overtalk you. >> the title was created by the senate. it is not in the constitution in any way shape or form. >> stephanie: he's not in the line but nice try art. he's too busy doing the backstroke with the whores in las vegas. don't overtalk me. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. you know what? some kids, wowee, they got a lot of free time. listener mary from sacramento. reminds us that the jim ward sheep sex comedy bit was originally broadcast five years ago today. it is the fifth anniversary. >> my god. >> stephanie: this one seemed to stick in people's heads gym, i don't know why.

it was an actual case. >> it was a dutch -- >> stephanie: it was a farmer accused of beastality with his sheep. it is not beastality unless you can prove that the sex did not want to have sex. >> they brought the sheep into court. >> stephanie: i believe the sheep testified. >> it is true. i didn't testify. it wasn't because they didn't try to make me. they promised me the -- tell major league it is sheering time -- telling me it is sheering time. even bringing in a handsome ram to sweet talk me. they don't know the power of true love. i don't care who knows it. sure i've been around and had my share of clumsy farm boys and the occasional clumsier rural -- but he treated me so nice. not like a rolled up -- he called me pretty names and stroked my fleece and was so gentle when he placed my hindquarters inside my boots.

i would struggle backwards. i guess they needed that because they had no technique at all. he took me to an intimate corner of the bar and sang to me and talked sweet to me. he came to visit, i was happy to be his hostess. maybe he pulled the wool over my eyes but if this is being blind then i don't want to see. >> stephanie: all right mary, i can see why that stuck in your mind. oh boy. happy five-year anniversary to that. congratulations. [ applause ] family must be so proud. all right. wow. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] speaking of -- you know, gratuitous sex, did you see ryan lochte the olympian. his mom is a little chatty! she retracts her statement about her son's one-night stands and is officially a terrible wing man according to gawker. ryan lochte's mother told matt lauer he goes out on one-night

stands. he can't get fully into a relationship because he's on the go. she didn't know what a one-night stand was and the media turned it around. [ wah wah ] >> how can you live in society today and not know what a one-nightstand is? >> stephanie: taking a break from the olympics. mom! >> pipe down! she thought it was one-night stand -- >> stephanie: jackson family update. wtf with the jacksons. katherine said she went to arizona for a vacation. she didn't want to contact her grandkids because i didn't want to take phone calls. told the court a different story. on thursday that she says while she was at a tucson spa where she was unaware she had been reported missing because they took her cell phone and ipad and the room she was in didn't have a working television or phone. jackson inquired about her

grandkids and told they were fine. >> was she staying at a minimum security prison? >> resorts have phones. and tvs. >> stephanie: i've been to a resort. i don't remember a cavity search. >> a resort in tucson. >> stephanie: indeed. i don't recall that. >> i'm sure it had a phone somewhere. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: speak of resort and spas, john travolta's legal team accuses another masseur -- definitely. gawker saying oh, gee we're running out of time. i'll have to give you the details of this tomorrow. >> well, that's a tease! >> stephanie: there is a happy ending to the story. that's it for us. we'll see you tomorrow on "the stephanie miller show."