[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> stephanie: good morning current tv world. the internet debate rages. that's jacki schechner. albert from tucson said, we're rolling in aisles. >> it's on tnt. >> stephanie: albert says, really? jacki schechner you're sherlock holmes, sherman to your

mr. peabody. don't turn that machine back. i'm going with turner and hooch. >> ten speed and brown shoe. >> dukes of hazard. i want to be bo duke. i'm just saying. >> as long as you ways the daisy dukes. >> stephanie: dreams magically come true. [ magic wand music ] >> good morning, yesterday on this very show we heard alexis bledel talk about her support for president obama particularly because of his support of women's issues and planned parenthood. another face is getting behind the president elizabeth banks is out with a new web video talking about her relationship with planned parenthooded and why mitt romney's position on women's issues are plain unhealthy.

>> the services they provide aah, 95% involve nothing controversy. for that 5% that mitt romney doesn't agree with, he's taking away cancer screening. >> we went to college together, so it's very good to see her getting involved. mitt romney will go through colorado. he'll stop in denver. a new york time cbs poll has mitt romney up by five in colorado and a separate poll by "washington post" and "abc news" says he's struggling to win over voters nationwide. his favorability ratings are lower than unfavorability ratings. people have more of a negative than positive view of him. the president meanwhile is

doing much better in that front 53% like him, 40% do not. we're back after the break. stay with us. >>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot. understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa.

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>> stephanie: wow. >> you don't hear many eddie money parodies. >> stephanie: rocky mountain mike rocks it. [applause] the drum set collapse there at the end, sorry. all right and it's a fan letter for you jim. world "the young turks"." instead of i'm i make black hawk helicopters. i saw jim do his sheep bit and i almost bit a finger. it would have been worth it. what happened? it was the jim ward bit. it was so funny. >> you probably shouldn't use heavy machinery while listening to comedy bits. >> stephanie: someone saw that coming. >> we sprung that on him. >> stephanie: jim, you'll want to do a bit on this. this is one of the america's

most funniest mishaps. because whenever i do a story he hassed to some come back. this is germany's funniest mishaps. german water park, i mean, to get my bff jacki schechner i may need so get some estrogen back here to at this point this out. german water park make high speed water park for men only after women service quote/unquote injures. galaxy water park in erding, germany, has barred women from one of its extreme slides after several guests required medical treatment for intimate injuries.

these injuries are caused by the nature of the female anatomy according to the park. >> well, if you shove water up there at 40 mph. >> stephanie: that's a high speed douche. like mitt romney on a skidoo. [ laughing ] >> oh dear. sand blasting your uterus. >> stephanie: apparently. exactly. the park hopes to make the slide available to all once more citizen soon as it finishes developing a special suit for women. that will be attractive. >> just plaster it with sand baby and slow it down. >> velcome to germany's most hilarious mishap. >> stephanie: oh, she should not have tried to climb over that

wire fence. [ screaming ] all right judy-- >> no more of the middle fences fences. >> stephanie: how does the show recover from that? >> we don't. we soldier on. >> stephanie: yes, yes, a letter for me. judy writes of romney's taxes. steph, i wonder how much romney pays accountants to take advantage of all the loopholes. i like stephan "tax hole." he is a tax hole. unfairly takes advantages of loopholes to not pay taxes. took hole. >> you said that and it stuck when you were drunk. >> stephanie: it was one of the only good decisions i made while drunk. joy in sacramento. i have not heard that, but our buddy, crazy smart lawyer she says, another reason mitt is not

releasing his tax returns stating, i'm fair paraphrasing, i'm sure they're hold up in one room. it will impact more than mitt. it will impact the bain partners, it will have a hold on strictel down effect on his partners. they believe bain is keeping mitt are releasing the tax records to hold fast until this blows over. i don't know. that's the problem. [applause] who can say what is in there. it may reveal dates that he was at bain. what is the word i'm looking for? perhaps lies. >> what? are you saying he's a dirty liar. >> stephanie: the romney campaign lying again. >> what? >> stephanie: you know, i get like politics--i get politics is

a tough business, but mitt romney going to make one charge that is not based on a total proveable lie. that is demonstratebly false the welfare that's false until he releases his tax records. >> joe libor man saying both sides do it. i don't like all of this negative campaigning from both sides. >> stephanie: joe lieberman is a giant german water slide. >> lieberman douche. >> stephanie: he'she is super--the blatant dishonest charge that obama is gutting welfare and having recipients actively seek work. did you see the ad? under obama's plan you can would not have oh to work or train for a

job. >> you could be a lazy person in a cadillac. >> stephanie: they just send you your welfare check. the add opens with clinton--nice try. as we all know, i'm sure you heard everybody covering the story by now. ridiculous republican governs governors asking these waivers. and republican governors ask for more flexibility in how to implement. >> damn you, i gave us what we wanted. dammit. >> stephanie: which kind of a republican governor won't ask for the same waiver? [ ♪ "jeopardy theme" ♪ ] mitt romney. >> stephanie: yes, [screaming] blatant hypocrisy. >> that was a writ romney.

>> stephanie: it will give the states the opportunity to employee different ways to get people off welfare and anything that understand cuts the welfare reform will reject that. it says that right in the memo. and romney, right there with 28 other governors asking for the opportunity for the flexibility. these are not the standards that the president supports, says carney. which means that the president has a tougher requirement than mitt romney asked for. >> mitt romney, a different guy all together. ha, ha ha. >> stephanie: well, john podesta, by the way, chief of staff. he said i'm always happy when people embrace the policies of president clinton. i just wish they would tell the truth. it would give the people the dignity of the call. in advance of this call i did

have the opportunity to check in with president clinton. he completely agrees with my analysis of this. once again, it's distracting from his not releasing his taxes or his bain record to make a completely false charge. >> and they're using clinton's image, you know, strategies without contacting him. >> stephanie: right. even these fair and balance news analysis of this stuff, they keep comparing it to politics is tough and okay, that's completely not true. the truth is romney has not released his taxes or his bain records. it's not all the same. this drive me same. [ magical music ] it's another complete lie. okay i'm fine. i'll be fine. see what i don't prepare? all i do is bluster. bluster, filibustering and bluster. i'm prepared. look at all this.

what do you mean-- >> what do you mean you didn't prepare. >> stephanie: oh, i was just messing. >> just jolly washing. >> stephanie: exactly, what? >> that's what you do when go down the water slide. >> exactly. [laughter] >> stephanie: when i open with a vaginal mishap, so to speak it's going to be a long show. kids carbonite what can we say? we've got it all on our computers. why wouldn't you have it? backing up your computer is essential. >> it's dumb not to have it. >> stephanie: well, chris is calling you dumb. >> if you don't have carbonite. >> i don't have carbonite. i don't know how to spell it. >> stephanie: c-a-r-b-o-n-i-t-e. >> stephanie: think of all the things that you have in your files, your personal music and work stuff. carbonite continually backs up everything when you're connected to the internet web.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ] >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show," welcome to it. 1-800-steph-12, the phone number toll-free from anywhere. let's go to duke in new york. welcome. >> caller: good morning. >> stephanie: good morning sir. >> caller: i happen to notice something it seems like no one else has picked up. harry reid mentioned that romney never paid taxes the last ten

years. >> stephanie: he said that's what someone told him. >> caller: romney's reply was i have paid taxes and plenty of taxes. that seemed to be the end of it. that's not the issue. the issue is whether or not you paid federal income taxes. everyone has paid taxes. you buy gasoline. you pay taxes. you buy a house you pay property tax. you buy a can of sardines, you pay taxes. romney specifically left out the question of federal income taxes because harry reid phrased the question broadly. >> stephanie: yeah well. >> caller: and no one seemed to say to harry reid, you need to say federal income taxes and see what romney's response is. >> stephanie: mainstream media they should have said, have you

paid federal income taxes. but you know he's so slippery. >> federal. >> stephanie: um well, i'll get back to you on that. that's another lie. of course he had no intention. looking into it. >> i really don't know what i did or didn't do. ha ha, ha. >> how could you be that rich and not know wherer money goes? >> stephanie: how are you. >> caller: i'm good. i want to make another point about those tax returns. i think this guy romney wants the job. if you're trying to get a job in this country, you have to do everything from sit sub submit to background checks to peeing in a cup. >> stephanie: he thinks i can get away with this. i don't have to release them

like everybody else has. president obama yesterday. >> obama: asked the middle class to pay nor taxes to he can give another $250,000 tax cut to people making more than $3 million a year. it's like robin hoot in reverse. [laughter] it's romney hood. [laughter] >> that's a lot of obamaloney. >> stephanie: our president is funnier than your guy. let's play it in contrast. >> romney: we've been watching the president say a lot about me and my policies. they're just not right. if i were to coin a turn, it would be obamalone. he's serving up a dish which is simply in contradiction to the truth. >> let me explain that further. >> stephanie: that's funny. >> and to think that he practiced that in front of a mirror. >> stephanie: yes. here's the other thing, by the way, huh just makes me crazy

janks preabus. it sounds like a hogan's hero. he was calling harry reid was a liar. when he said the president says things that are not true about my policies. the tax center did this analysis saying that romney's plan would raise taxes. throughout the entire primaries romney's campaign cited that as a nonpartisan place and used figures from it. why did stephanopoulos not confront him when he was saying an untruth. he said no, this is a policy center that you have cited as a nonpartisan, fair minded--no one calls him on those details. >> they're not supposed to any

more. >> you would. >> you will have to leave it there. >> you would if romney had the to come on this show. >> stephanie: hello. >> caller: hi, stephanie, mitt romney always lies about his taxes. he started when he was running for governor in massachusetts. i'm a resident of massachusetts. i'm a resident of massachusetts yet he filed residency in utah. and he had to amend his massachusetts tax returns so he could run for governor. once a liar always a liner. the burden of proof is on mitt romney. will lie, mitt romney. >> stephanie: i think that's the thing. there are all kinds of stuff in there that are starting to come out. the reasons he wouldn't want them released. that was one of them that i heard. >> caller: another thing. >> stephanie: in his claims when he was at bain, about all of that stuff. >> caller: well, what about the day before he took office as governor? he had his bermuda trust transferred into his wife's name. that right there is shady. >> stephanie: yes, a little shady, don't you think?

patricia in jacksonville, you're on "the stephanie miller show"." >> caller: good morning love you all. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i'm calling this morning because i'm gradually weaning myself off of-- >> stephanie: great, replace him entirely with steph crystals. >> caller: yes, i will. sitting there grilling robert gibbs on the man who lost his job from bain his wife got sick and subsequently died. they were beating him over the head, that's just a terrible ad to run. i thought to myself. no that's what happens it people. when you lose your job, whether you get fired laid off or bain comes in and you're gone. you lose your health insurance and yes people can get sick, and yes people can die. >> stephanie: how is that not fair? those are real consequences of the way bain capital did business. that's the thing. >> caller: that's exactly my point. they don't want to see that scab

scraped off. and then they're like, oh, oh, the bully in the schoolyard that he beats up on kids. then when they turn on him they're crying. [ crying ] >> stephanie: exactly. >> caller: i'm just so glad you're here. and thank you so much. >> sometimes people die in congressmen's offices but that's a whole different-- [ buzzer ] oh jim ward. >> that would be unfair to bring that up. >> stephanie: what? >> that intern in joe scarborough's office. >> stephanie: yes, i told you not to bring that pup. [ buzzer ] why did you do that? >> they're never going to allow us on msnsn. >> stephanie: they're all lies. that's the difference. 29 minutes after the hour. on "the stephanie miller show." [ ♪ music ♪ ]

>> we talk a lot about the influence of money in politics. it is the defining issue of this era. the candidate with the most money does win. this is a national crisis.

>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot. understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa.

[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> haven't seen the public in 20 years. [laughter] >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show"." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll-free from anywhere. things are go to get interesting. >> from current tv, our good friend david shuster. >> stephanie: david shuster coming up. >> the most interesting man in the world. >> although it's wednesday. >> stephanie: it's wednesday but it's still david shuster. anchor of "take action news" good morning sir. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. how are you doing. >> stephanie: good, good, good

you know we've been talking all morning about this latest welfare ad that romney has out. is every ad that romney puts outgoing to be based on a lie. >> caller: i'm waiting for romney to tell the truth about anything. it's crazy. it doesn't do anything to the work requirement. this is about as nonsensical an ad as mitt romney could put together. i suppose we're going see more of them. it's good that we have statements from bill clinton for bill clinton it get involved. i don't think he likes to get too involved in politics nuances nuances. but i don't know what the romney campaign, what do they think they're going to get out of this? i don't get it. >> stephanie: it's so demonstratebly false. when you have these republican governor who is have asked for more leeway in how to work requirement

as mitt romney asked for when he was governor, how many more times has this proven to be completely--i don't know whether it's more dishonest or hypocritical or both, right? >> caller: a couple of things. politically to me is suggests that romney still has trouble winning over his base. the base loves to hear the dog whistles about democrats and socialism and democrats don't care about people having to work even if it's completely false. the other thing is romney is still struggling with his base. i saw a story that romney is going to be campaigning in indiana. indiana, the state i'm from, any republican who is campaigning in indiana in august in the presidential campaign is in deep trouble. and if you look at some of the polls whether it's virginia, colorado, some of the other battleground states, president obama is starting to widen his lead, and romney is facing a tough battle it looks like in in places like indiana and the landscape is really rotten for

romney at this point. he has got some big problems. >> stephanie: when you say dog wrestle,whistle, you're right. this is the cadillacs of hail mary, isn't it? >> caller: it is just hail mary after another one. it was just hail mary of ohio voting. the republicans in ohio decide well no, we can't allow people to vote three days early. except members from the military. the obama administration battled that and said we should allow everyone to vote three days early in ohio. and some saw that as an attack on the military. that's crazy under the republican's plan people who had lost a leg in previous wars who were veterans, they would not be allowed to vote. all the obama administration is doing with that is saying, look, we want veterans to be able to vote early. we want everybody to vote early.

romney can't turn that around. >> stephanie: i sense underneath i sense a white-knuckle panic over this tax and bain issue. >> caller: panic coming from that and romney's favorability ratings. he now has the highest unfavorable rating of anyone who has been polled in the last 30 years who has been a presidential nominee. his numbs numbers are off the charts bad. most people don't understand the specifics of bain capital and what mitt romney may be trying to hide with his tax returns now seeping into--never mind people who follow politics, but the people who don't. i think romney has shot himself in the foot several times. and look, it may be the case that there are some things in romney's tax returns that would sink his presidential campaign but he's paying the price right

now in terms of people having extremely high unfavorable views of him hiding this stuff and not being transparent and coming up with cockamamy reasons why he won't release it. >> stephanie: let's--david speaking of where things are at, let's get your take if president obama has a three-point lead in north carolina. he's up 49-46% there. he had just an one-point lead in july. we got a new cbs and "new york times" poll out romney is ahead in colorado, 48-45. and in wisconsin obama has a six-point lead, does any of that make any difference this early? >> caller: i think it makes a difference in terms of where they spend money. again, these are states that given the economy and whatnot, i think romney as a challenger should be doing much better. my sense is in the romney campaign is probably beting if you look at some of the polling and go to registered voters

versus likely voters, the numbers get better for romney and a little bit of enthusiasm gap from those who voted four years ago. but even that, the pool of likely voters romney is behind. for him to be bind at this point in the campaign, i think romney has got to be freaked out. and the obama campaign, they're able to widen the map with their competitiveness. i think the obama campaign was not really counting on north carolina or necessarily even virginia. the longer those states are still in play, they've got a slight edge, i mean, it's great news for democrats. >> stephanie: yes, absolutely. and it seems like the latest destruction is going to be oh, look over there it's the vice presidential pick. i love this mitt romney even, he was talking about speaking spots because people are saying as speakers are announced, that means that they can't be the vice presidential candidate. >> romney: you can't be thinking

that to be so silly we wouldn't throw people from time to time. they wouldn't find their speaking slot changed from one time to another. >> stephanie: isn't that tricky. >> oh, it's like pulling the rug out from under us. >> caller: you know, stephanie i got to say and maybe that's not polite to say but i have an uncle who specializesizes in people with asperger'ses and autism. he suggested that maybe mitt romney has some form of asperger'ses because he's so inept in connecting with people with what he thinks is funny that is not funny and maybe this tick he has is related to that. >> stephanie: you can make jokes, but when this are so many of those awkward moments look at this hardware--its hardware--he doesn't know the name of the word bucket. >> he had a bucket and he had

that hardware stuff. >> that stuff. >> stephanie: he didn't even know what a donut is. >> caller: yes, i bought a hammer to hit rafalca when it came in third place. >> stephanie: oh, david shuster. [laughter] >> caller: the rafalca issue offended me. i was embarrassed. i don't think our olympians should be coming in 30th place, and especially when they're taking tax write offs and if rafalca gets 30th place, there are more robs than he knows. >> he shouldn't have been strapping the horse from the top of the plane. >> you got a giggle from david shuster. >> stephanie: david, take a guess on the v.p. pick. what do you think? inks i was doing high five this is morning when i saw that paul ryan under serious consideration, the guy who wants to splash medicare and apparently paul ryan has submitted documents that he and romney get along very well, i

mean that's--the romney campaign will sink. he might as well just pop the champagne cork at the obama head quarterrers if romney picks ryan. democrats who run on protecting medicare, social security are winning in tough districts. the obama ads everything is ready to go. paul ryan is romney's picks and they'll hang around boom obama-care around romney's neck. if the romney camp picks rob portman, which is again is not a great pick because the senator from ohio. he was bush's director. he blew a hole through the budget. he didn't though any fiscal responsibility. i think tim pawlenty may be the safest pick, but bobby g.

>> caller: ndelbob--bobby gendell and then chris christie who can't keep his mouth shut. >> stephanie: don't go to the elephant jokes. i can see you. >> what, and quit show biz. >> caller: chris christie, i thought it would be the vice president role to check on the health of the president not vice versa. >> stephanie: exactly. you know, david again i think part of this is how the media covers stuff. i don't know if you heard a caller who was just saying robert gibbs was on morning joe and they were beating him up over this ad, a real guy who lost his real job when bain took over. how is that unfair? >> caller: yeah, i mean, unless they--unless it's mitt romney romney personally pulling the plug on this person's life support system, which obviously

did not happy. it's policy. the policy that we are discussing this is why people ought to get out there and vote. these are real world consequences. what sort of policies we're going to term in healthcare, social security. these are real world consequences. if we can't debate these issues in the media particularly morning joe, that's what they said this morning. that's crazy. >> stephanie: why didn't they have an romney spokesperson on to say this welfare ad is based on a complete lie. this ad is completely false. that's what i'm saying. >> caller: right, too much of the media often says, well, obama campaign and romney campaign and the dust up of welfare reform. no, it's not a dust up. it's one campaign lying about it and the other campaign is telling the truth. that's what drives me crazy in the political coverage with me colleagues, this is not an

equivalency when somebody is lying. they said this is how they lie today. and even if president obama lies about something, call it out. this is not just a sport where you say he threw a roundhouse. no, there is some dirty stuff and it is their responsibility to call it up. >> stephanie: everything you just said and your blue eyes is why so hot h-h-h-ot. >> caller: i got engaged. >> stephanie: congratulations i say with false sincerity. >> caller: i said to her, i could not hold out for stephanie any longer. >> stephanie: your teasing went on too long. oh well. >> caller: but she is said she would give they special dis dispensation involving you.

[ laughing ] >> i like that romney has some sort of learning disability. he just can't relate to humans. >> stephanie: well, who knows. i don't know. >> that's an interesting idea. >> stephanie: i always thought he was just so sheltered and out of touch with humans. maybe he never actually saw a donut. >> he probably never has been in a hardware store, hardware stuff like regular people do. >> trying to get him square peg round hole kind of thing. >> stephanie: they need to stop trying to make him looking regular because he's not. i know, you need to go to a grocery store and hardware store like regular people do, and he can't even do that. >> i got hair wear stuff to do stuff. >> stephanie: to do hardware with. 47 minutes-- >> i know about software, but hardware, this is something new to me. >> stephanie: 47 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> i guess that makes our

naughty parts tingle. >> it's "the stephanie miller show." >>oh really? >>tax cuts don't create jobs. the golden years as the conservatives call them, we had the highest tax rates, and the highest amount of growth, and the highest amount of jobs. those are facts. >>"if you ever raise taxes on the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true!

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patricia from dallas. welcome to "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, i have something bad to say about obama and i don't mean to be mean, but-- >> stephanie: oh, my god. you're victoria jackson come on come on. >> caller: i know, right? how all y'all were saying that romney lies. i have a laundry list of obama lies. >> really, what are they? >> stephanie: go ahead. >> caller: for example, let's start with the two years of taxes. romney has released-- >> stephanie: one year only one complete year. >> caller: i thought it was two. >> and projection. >> stephanie: you're not doing so well so far. >> caller: sorry about that. the 7% he said he would be an one-term president. did he not close guantanamo. and he said he would not raise

taxes. >> stephanie: one at a time. >> caller: goo for. >> stephanie: he didn't lie when he said he couldn't close guantanamo. that's republicans and democrats in congress. >> caller: so has romney done what was required to release his taxes then? why do you want more. >> stephanie: because every candidate ever in the history of running more president has released more. >> and romney is running on his fiscal responsibility. i would like to know a little bit more about his personal fiscal-- >> stephanie: 's running on his record for business. he won't run anything about bain or-- >> caller: i would like to know more about obama too about his college records. >> stephanie: that has never been a requirement of any president ever. >> caller: he paid over $4 million to have-- >> what? >> caller: he has paid $4 million to have everything show up to where nobody can-- >> where did you pull that from? >> caller: his college records-- >> stephanie: wait, wait wait. back up.

where did you get that from? >> caller: hold on. and the birth certificate said african-american in 1961. when he was born they put negro excuse me, i'm not a racist, but that's what they put. they didn't put that until the 1980s. >> stephanie: you believe he was not born in america. >> caller: well, i really don't know about that. i would just like for him to release some of the information like for example you were saying you want romney to be up front well he's done what he required. >> stephanie: how when you stumbled upon my show that you're normally-- >> caller: it's kind of strange. i was turning the tv, and i guess you're on it. >> stephanie: i figured it was an accident. >> caller: you were right there. >> hi. >> stephanie: hi. is this the first time that your television never has not been on fox news. >> caller: um, that's really mean. >> stephanie: why is that really

mean. >> fox news is the number one news channel. >> caller: it is. i really watch that. >> stephanie: how is that mean. it's true. >> caller: but why did you have to make that snide remark i turned it from fox news. >> that's where you get the lies like the $4 million. >> caller: no, i do my own study, thank you. >> stephanie: wait. >> caller: i blog and i do a lot of different things. i'm in a tea partyer so i guess-- >> stephanie: that is a shock. that is a shock. patricia, where did you get that information about obama spent $4 million to cover what up? >> caller: like his college records. yeah, several different things like that. and there is something--well, i don't want to say it because i can't substantiate this next thing. >> you can't substantiate a lot of what you say. >> caller: but this is true, he has paid to cover up or to not release a lot of his--like-- >> why would you have to pay

money to cover-- >> who do you pay-- >> caller: i guess attorneys. >> to cover up? >> caller: and he has a connecticut social security number he never even lived or even there. he supposedly got that in 1980. >> stephanie: are you--are you ohabig fan of orly tait. >> caller: i don't know. >> stephanie: i was making a love connection. what is the thing you didn't want to say because you couldn't substantiate it. >> caller: no, no. >> stephanie: say it. it's just you and me. >> caller: i would like to say on the tax cuts. how the taxes--i'm right there in middle class and if he doesn't trim the tax cuts, i'm going to be paying approximately $2,000 more a year. that is raising taxes. and he is saying that he's not going to be raising taxes. i know for a fact because of my income tax--

>> stephanie: how much do you make a year? >> caller: we make $72,000 a year. >> your taxes went down. they're not going to go up. >> caller: it will go up approximately $2,000. >> stephanie: no, that is incorrect. >> caller: well-- >> unless your state taxes went up. >> caller: well, no, that could very well, but texas really doesn't have certain type of taxes. only sales tax. >> stephanie: well patricia, thank you for not saying that wildly unsubstantiated thing you were going to say. >> caller: thank you for talking to me. >> stephanie: i appreciate it. >> wow, everything that she said was unsubstantiated. i'm sure they were a lot of lies. >> stephanie: she enjoyed talking to me. >> that's what you get for sitting on your remote. >> stephanie: 58 minutes after the hour. it's "the stephanie miller show." i'm going to be on with

the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." [ ♪ music ♪ ] u. wow we're still a little winded talking to patricia from texas. that puts us in a country mood. [ country music ] >> stephanie: it's for our texans. >> i was going to tell you stephanie. i had $6 million spent. >> stephanie: i heard about that. i read that on the internet. mm-hmm. wow, if patricia is still watching all the facts that you're going to present may make her head explode.

>> it may or may not be true. >> stephanie: i don't know how you play with bloggers in texas but good luck with all your crazy facts and figures. >> she gets them all from skeeter. >> stephanie: here she is, the anti-skeeter. jacki schechner in the news center. >> center claire mccaskill has got one opponent. representative todd aiken has won the primary to face off against the democratic senator in november. she's considered extremely vulnerable. john bruner had been leading in the poll, and sara stillman who had the endorsement of sarah palin. she was one of the first it join the tea party caucus in 2010. the "washington post" reports national democrats helped out somewhat because they felt he was the weakest of the

contenders. so them held him at the polls. the delivered action program could legalize 1.8 million young immigrants more than the number originally expected. immigrants under 30 had to have a high school dim plow ma in order to get temporary legal constitutes. just last friday the administration made changes and said that anyone could apply as long as he or she had reenrolled in high school by the time that application took place. the government will start accepting application for temporary legal status a week from today. a cute story from the president that is showing up in the "new york times" today. apparently having an impact on kids. the president said theres with a couple with a four-year-old who pointed to a picture of the president and said who's that. the kid said that's barack obama. the parents said to the four-year-old and said what does barack obama do? he said, barack obama proves his message. you're not the only one being effected. we'll be right back after the break.

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[ ♪ music ♪ ] [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> stephanie: hang on--hang on, here it goes--,there we go. okay, all right. >> we had to wait for the feed too die down. thank you rocky mountain mike. my feed box is loud today. >> i can hear it from here. it seems to be hissing. >> stephanie: the yesterday's

debate which is cereal is the gayest cereal? someone was protesting cheerios as the gay cellar. >> fruit loops it's just different colors. >> stephanie: the captain crunk with crunk berries was up there. >> but they're not pink. i don't know what crunk berries you eat, you were probably he'ding store brand crunk berries. >> generic. >> yes. >> stephanie: keeping with gay cereal fun facts. we don't even remember why general mills something. >> he lit cooler on fire and poured them into a bowl but he accidently let the general mills lawn on fire. >> stephanie: in some sort of-- >> protest. >> stephanie: anti-gay protest that did not go well. stephen writes our cousin bernice who did not marry. we all had a bernice.

>> our spinster cousin. >> stephanie: was a long-time employee of general mills. during the 1960s we often got samples of general mills products. one was with orange marshmallows. our response was we suggested it be called funny fruit faces. but when it was released to the general public it acquired a clown mascot and was called "kaboom.." i was a pretty gay cereal as well. >> kaboom? it's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom. >> stephanie: all right, i don't know-- >> in the late 70s they had a cereal called grins smiles, giggles and laughs and it was just happy faces. >> stephanie: they should call a cereal bleep giggles, shouldn't they? >> i don't think i could look at that word while sitting at the breakfast table. it's real freeze dried--yes. >> chocolate marshmallows.

thanks. >> yum, no thanks. >> stephanie: dee dee writes, i live in the middle of the forest where there are all things that will eat pup you. we have guns to protect yourself from the bears. we don't need a large clip. if you need a large clip you need to get a good instructor and be careful because you certainly don't have gun control at all. dee dee. >> stephanie: they named him yeah right glen berian. the famous bear that keeps coming back. >> they wanted to shoot him and people said, no, he's the pet. >> stephanie: he's coming in for the picnic. >> the picnic basket. >> so he keeps returning and causing more mischief. and the ranger never catches him. >> obviously, if he keeps coming back. >> stephanie: you silly bear. let's dive in the right-wing world, shall we, and see what we

need to know, really? andrea-- >> the right wing very well velocraptor. >> caller: where the fast and furious documents. where are the white house visitors, i think if the democrats, if they want to keep talking about romney's taxes, let them go. it makes them look crazy. >> stephanie: who released school records, by the way and who cares? >> also school records are not public records. tax records are. that's the difference. >> dahr. >> stephanie: they frequentedly make dummies the head of the harvard review. >> those nazi, socialist communist >> stephanie: thank you, skeeter. rush limbaughrushrush limbaugh. >> comparing reid to mccarthy.

there is no normal person running around talking about this. by a normal person, i mean someone who is not politically the american people are not chomping at the bit to have this question answered. >> stephanie: yes they are. >> it's totally fabricated. but they're fascinated with the game. >> stephanie: i'm sorry, jim what? [ coughing ] >> that's pretty much every rush limbaugh show. [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: that's what started this out to me. because it really is all-- >> is he talking or coughing. >> stephanie: there is panic about the romney taxes that's what every show sounds like. i would like to see him debate dick morris though ]

spitting ] [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: moderated by who? we haven't heard you say what in a while. >> not all journalists are bad. you like brett hume, don't you? >> you know damn well that i like brett hume. >> now to those rivetting television. >> say what? >> say what? [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> stephanie: best part about it that was unedit brett hume. [ stuttering ] >> stephanie: exactly. bernard goldberg on o'reilly.

>> they drilled all over four years ago and now all they could find are gaps in romney's trips. journalists are barack obama's most loyal base. they will not abandon him, and they've got too much invested in him. >> is she trying to sound like dennis miller? he sound like he's going to break out in laughter any main now, laughing at his own jokes. >> stephanie: bill o'reilly. >> what's fair here. i don't think we're promoting mitt romney, there may an few people who are but certainly the hard news guys aren't. >> and they would? >> carl cameron promotes him every single day. there is always a positive story on romney from cameron and always a negative story on obama from cameron. >> stephanie: some sort of bias from fox? why wasn't i told. sean hannity. >> a lawsuit over the limit of

the numbers of days that service members can vote. >> stephanie: like that, right there. based on complete lies. >> you're liars. you're meddling into things that are none of your business. >> stephanie: and then a caller. >> talking about how many operations she got through medicare over the last two or three years. >> that's all you need to tell me. it's not the fact that she loves obama. she loves democrats. >> obama-care gets into place. i said you're not going to get in any more operations. i said you're going to get a pain pill. >> the death panel is what she's going get again. >> that's exactly it. >> you're going to get a pain pill hee, hee, hey that's a knee slapper. >> stephanie: i wounder what it sounds like to talk to charlie brown's teacher.

wau-wau-wau- [ coughing ] >> stephanie: you know what, i need a nap. >> and i have to watch that crap to bring it to you every day. >> stephanie: you need a nappy. 18 minutes after the hour. kids we just pulled freshly from our arse. we scripted this entire thing today. [ coughing ] >> no, you don't script radio. >> stephanie: here's the thing. we all work remotely. we live in the same city but we have to spend too much time together in person, that's why with go to meetings. even if you ask there is no way to get there without--should i take lasia ga-ga. going to meeting cetrics you can see you're attendees eye to eye

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[ ♪ music ♪ ] [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> stephanie: thank you, 24 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the number toll free from anywhere. and sarah in colorado agrees with patricia in texas. sarah in colorado. you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: thank you, good morning. and thank you for taking my call, and your hat is adorable. u. thank you. >> caller: it's not that i agree or disagree, honey i say this. you know what, with this thing being advertised, i mean it's been ad nauseam about romney not paying taxes. answer one question for me. would not the irs have been all over him by now. >> stephanie: no, no one is accusing him of doing anything illegal. we're talking about someone of

his means can use so many holes that he could pay zero taxes. it's about the fairness. >> caller: excuse me. >> stephanie: you can legally pay not any taxes. you know, exxon mobile pays zero taxes. >> caller: you cannot legally pay zero taxes. would you not go to jail. >> stephanie: not if you use the amount of loopholes to the degree that he can. >> caller: but if he's not paying taxes for taken years. >> stephanie: not if you made money the way mitt romney has. that's the point. >> caller: he did not say that. >> stephanie: he said that has he has a source from bain that he has not paid any taxes. >> caller: let me end with this. i'm not a republican or a democrat. i'm an independent, and i'm an american first. i do not want to see him get back in again because we will be an european country. you guys have a good day.

>> stephanie: okay, thank you. >> an european country. >> stephanie: hello. i'm an independent. small business owner that just stumbled upon your show by accident, and i just want to say right wing talking rah rah. >> i lived in an european country and visited many of them and they're pretty nice places. free healthcare and free education is a bad thing. >> that's a bad thing. >> stephanie: patricia in dallas says she knows for a fact that he paid $4 million to have all of his records sealed. >> sure. >> stephanie: i went to fact check.org because it has the word "fact" in it. i thought it might have the actual facts. >> fun facts? >> stephanie: question. are obama's records sealed. answer no. many records that presidential candidates don't ordinarily release do remain confidential but they're not sealed by court. widely seen graphic

you might have seen this. >> it's posted all the time. >> stephanie: sealed, sealed. that's what he spent the $4 million on to have those records sealed. that's not true. [ buzzer ] >> and you too could pay $4 million if you wanted your records sealed. >> at " "sealed records are us." >> stephanie: and i guess college records were leaked out. >> he never released them. >> stephanie: and then what was the other thing? he couldn't possibly been born in hawai'i because they used the word african-american. >> because that proves that it's false because they did not use that term back then. that's true. but it says under the race of father african because he was an african from africa. not from african-american. >> stephanie: that would have been a good point. >> if it were true. >> stephanie: if it were true. "the stephanie miller show" regrets your error.

[laughter] >> stephanie: marion in tucson you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: benuos dias. >> stephanie: ha. >> caller: thank you very much for going to fact check and checking that out. nothing like a little bit of fact to stand in the way of conspiracy theories. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: the reason why i'm call something talking about mitt romney says he pays tax and lots of taxes. in his little shopping excursion in new hampshire new hampshire does not have sales tax. >> stephanie: oh, yes, interesting. >> caller: nor do they have income tax on w-2 on wage income. >> they have pretty high property taxes. >> caller: they have high property taxes and they do charge tax on interest in dividend and where mostly he gets most of his money and that's a whopping 5%. >> stephanie: and i think the

irs requires you to be more specific on your return if you're saying how much you're paying this year, you can't just say, lots. >> they require a number with a decimal point. >> stephanie: plenty. two options are lots or plenty. >> a lot of taxes. >> stephanie: trust me. okay. 29 minutes after the hour. oh, ruth conniff journalist at the progressive magazine to talk about the wisconsin shootings. as we continue she'll have great stuff on that as we continue on "the stephanie miller show." dingo ate it. >> that's australia. [ ♪ music ♪ ] >>oh really? >>tax cuts don't create jobs. the golden years as the conservatives call them, we had the highest tax rates, and the

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>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot. understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa. [ ♪ music ♪ ]

>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> boy is this kid lost. [ laughing ] >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the number toll-free from anywhere. obviously more and more information coming out. ruth, great stuff particularly the nra piece because i thought i couldn't believe this headline this morning. nra send paranoid fundraising letter three days after shooting here we go again. obama is going to take all your guns. >> caller: i know, can you believe them? i think there is just a disconnect between the power of the nra anal of our political leaders on both parties and an

common centers. who believes we should have more shooters out there to shoot back with crazy people with automatic weapons. >> caller: you wrought about the shootings at the sikh temple in wisconsin ought to prompt soul searching about our gown policies. right away the president said that, and then people start to lose it. really? this is not going to be the headline every week and this not be the discussion. you said anyone who attends a gun show or chooses to order thousands of runs of ammunition oninedonline and by the way, it's the same gun in the last three strategies because it's easy to conceal. >> caller: easy to conceal. we have conceal weapon thanks to scott walker. we have little signs that say please don't bring your guns if

here around restaurant and daycare centers. thanks to the nra and alec, a covert member, pushing these laws in state after state we've got this more and more dangerous situation. we have the nra getting historical when you talk about limiting access to these weapons. and we have political leaders who are so scared of the power of the nra especially in swing states like wisconsin they're not willing to make common-sense measures. >> i can see why you would want to be packing heat in a daycare center. those toddlers want make you want to stand your ground. >> stephanie: you write in here, the first time i saw a picture of a gun with a line through it posted on the front door of my daughter's daycare center. >> i was on the radio with a conservative who suggested we boycott establishment it's that put those signs up because it's against their second amendment

right. >> stephanie: if your toddler can't pack an ak-47 then something is wrong in america. wow, i mean seriously. this is where what it's come to. you know, i keep saying, it seems to me that, i keep getting it wrong magazines or clips. >> caller: yes the multiple round magazines. this is why the new jersey senator has a perfectly good piece of legislation that would say do not allow people to order more than ten rounds online at a time. can we move from there. when they're spraying you with bullets, the gun stops spraying after ten bullets so you can tackle the guy down to the ground. >> stephanie: that should an common sense thing. that the only reason why people get these--someone was saying the military doesn't have 100- 100-round clips. i think the president did make that point. should civilians be armed like

the military at this point? >> caller: yeah, i think it's just won of those things when you talk to democratic party strategists or politicians, even nancy pelosi interviewed in the aftermath of this tragedy said it's not going to legislation because the politics have been terrible, they have been terrible since 1994 when they thought they lost congress because of the supporting the brady ban. in swing states the nra will take you out if you support any kind of gun control and it's too politically dangerous. it's just now so bad we just have to see some leadership. >> stephanie: ruth, you make a good point in this piece of yours. you say both parties are hostages of the nra. but as i say, the republicans did not sign--they pledged to uphold the constitution, not grover norquists pledge. you say the american people owe

nothing to the nra. people of will and common sense have to come together and live in a country where innocent people are not routinely gunned down in a movie theater and places of worship. enough is enough. who is the nra? >> caller: yeah, they're very powerful. they have a lot of money. they focus really hard on people. but these political tides can be turned. i just think that i can't believe that democrats and republicans can't afford to take a stand for--you know, saying yes, we can protect people. it is simply not the case that we can't do anything about this. you know, you shouldn't be able to order these c online. you shouldn't be able to carry an assault weapon. it is just not the case that it's impossible to do anything about them. >> stephanie: yeah you know, i was curious your take, too ruth like clock work we knew this was going to happen. you remember when the report came out on right wing extremism, and the right wing

went crazy. this is obviously the other part of it that you address in your piece. you know, the headline that i'm raiding, republicans blast the obama administration about right wing terrorism. that's another element of it. >> caller: that's exactly right. here in our state we have michelle bachmann stirring the pot frantically and then this covert racist strategy running against obama talking about muslims dog for some reason they managed to connect these concepts in people's minds not only are sikhs muslims but obama is a muslim to the far right. it stirs people up and republicans should take some responsibility for saying no. just like john mccain at a certain point he felt he had to get off the ugly train because it was creepy and dark some of what they were stirring up. >> stephanie: ruth, so people know what we're talking about in 2009 the department of homeland security said white supremacy was the u.s. biggest

threat of domestic terror. and it was blasted for defining terrorism too broadly. john boehner against the homeland security. they owe the american people an explanation using the term al-qaeda while using the term that republicans and democrats are taking our nation. this is a guy who does not agree--he's a racist loon. >> caller: and they use the word to describe the president of the united states. it's really--it's too bad though, that the department of homeland security, then, apologized for quote/unquote flaws in the report. >> stephanie: oiy,. >> caller: and withdrew it. >> stephanie: this is what i mean. we back down. the report was entitled right wing extremeism current economic and political climate and named white supremacists radical anti-probationists and a few

veterans as susceptible for recruitment by extremist groups. the last few shootings who have they been? dr. tiller is gunned down in church. we've got this guy who was a disgruntled veteran who had been recruited by a supremest group. and the other thing is he had been tracked by the law for a decade because of his ties how did he get the firepower that he got. >> caller: this is really sort of an unpleasant under world that they're delving into. this is one of the things coming out in wisconsin the neo-nazi bands and the music scene in this country and europe, it's hate rock. there was a big huge concert in the park where people came out and you know, really kind of were focusing on the musical aspect of this and what a nasty

white supremacist culture these rock bands are part of and tried to play happier music. >> stephanie: i don't know where that comes from. we hate music. let's put it to music. what has that to do with music. the department of homeland security, more importantly, they were dead on. they said during recessions these threats go up. nobody--it's not escaped anybody, gee, i wonder what one of the factors could have been, i don't know, down first black president? they tracked this. >> caller: remember the oklahoma city bombing remember that far back before they found timothy mcveigh there was chatter and worry that it was muslim terrorists. it's just confusion. muslim terrorist is someone who has dark skin and wears a turban. but it's the opposite. it's the white racists that we have to worry about. >> stephanie: yes, thank you for taking your time for us. we appreciate it. >> caller: thank you. >> stephanie: talk to you soon.

>> we have link to your work at your facebook page and at www. www.stephaniemiller.com. >> stephanie: queen bee from tennessee. one of our personal favorites. hi queen bee. >> caller: hi y'all. first i want to say mitt romney is an unmitigated liar. you can't cure stupid. but on a happier note, chris is hot. >> stephanie: yes. >> thank you queen bee, thank you. >> caller: he is a handsome hunk of humanity. >> stephanie: isn't he? [ laughing ] >> stephanie: handsome and romantic. >> i'm going to make that today's promo. >> stephanie: what else can you say about that? >> aah. >> stephanie: that happened. 45 minutes after the hour. back with the remaining moments of the stephanie miller. >> well, i guess that makes our naughty parts tingle.

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>> can you see that. >> i don't think you can show that on tv. >> stephanie: you just said chubby. olympic rower denies boner during olympic ceremony. >> boner. >> stephanie: that's the headline you september sent me. heinrich rummell was supporting. [ bleep ] >> that was better. >> stephanie: a. [ bleep ] while receiving his bond medal. >> i was in detergent state. >> stephanie: i don't know how it got in that position, but there you go. [applause] holy moley. >> and he claims it wasn't erect. >> stephanie: that's my point. i'm not much of an expert, but i know what you're talking about. >> yikes. >> good for him. >> stephanie: hold your calls. nick nolte has been replaced by worst mug shot ever--randy travis. >> least nick nolte had his bands on.

>> stephanie: oh dear. randy travis threatened to shoot and kill the trooper who arrested him. >> he could not have been hiding a concealed weapon. >> stephanie: yeah, officers received a call about a man who was lying in the roadway naked. when the cops arrived at the scene they noticed that he had driven off the road and slammed into barricades on the construction zone. >> he might have a problem. this is not his first time. he's still freaked out by adam lembert. >> yeah. >> couldn't deal with it. >> yes, on american idol, adam lembert could not deal with it. he could not deal with who adam lembert was. >> stephanie: he's not a fan of the homogays. >> no, adam lembert has a flamboyant appearance. >> sort of a gay elvis. >> stephanie: ironically, he could really have used hair and make up in that picture because

that was. [ ding ding ] if adam lembert had done his hair he would have looked better for that. michael phelps mystery girlfriend, gawker brings us this. the world was very excited to meet michael phelps girlfriend when they stepped out london night. and now after googling her name, the world hates her. like all of us megan is a part time model part time cocktail waitress. >> like every contestant. >> stephanie: speaking of hints megan loves to drop them that she's dating michael phelps. she has tagged a ton of her public tweets. she has tiny feet. size 7 for her height, 5:10. she does have tiny feet. she must like mitt romney in those tiny steps. probably walks like a dressage horse. >> i hope she does not drop the

drinks as she tries to serve them because her feet are too tiny. >> stephanie: tom, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi tom. >> caller: hi stephanie how are you? >> stephanie: good, good, go ahead. >> caller: the republicans had john mccain. he was a good candidate for the republicans to run. i think probably the best they ever had. >> stephanie: and he lost in a landslide. what does that say? >> caller: i just don't think that we have anything to worry about. americans are going to see through all of romney's lies. >> stephanie: yeah, i think so. i think so, and another thing. >> stephanie: and if you think john mccain was a good candidate, landslide. that is totally stretched out and ready to go. speaking of john mccain. janks praebus he hopes sarah palin has a speaking role.

he said, i can't make that announcement but i think she's great. we think a lot of her and i hope she does speak. >> guys and gals. >> at length. >> stephanie: and santorum will speak. when it came to ron paul and newt gringrich praebus was not willing to say. i'm sure newt gringrich would say, frankly the worst candidate ever. >> pious boom obamaloney. that's it. >> stephanie: okay, let's go to dori in massachusetts. you're on "the stephanie miller show","." >> caller: good morning mama, and my beloved mookie. may i be the irs agent who listens to the podcasts. >> we should probably couldn't say 69,432--if you're counting. >> stephanie: yeah go ahead. >> caller: i just thought real fast, in answer to these poem who are say why doesn't harry

reid get mitt romney's tax return. the only person allowed by law to get mitt romney's return is mitt romney unless he filed jointly with ann and then she's allowed as well. the general public cannot ask for it. also these people who are saying if there is some kind--why didn't the irs investigate. again, with the privacy if there is an investigation even lower level bureaucrats like myself wouldn't know about did it. >> stephanie: mitt romney could say really snarky about the release of his tax turns. >> caller: we could hope. >> stephanie: a girl can dream. >> wheel of right wing hypocrites. [ ♪ "jeopardy theme" ♪ ] >> stephanie: eight days after they ruled the federal government cannot repeal medicaid, rick perry said he

would take no more applicants. while he was turning down federal funds he was using it in state budget projections. it turns out he was using the money. >> he's a big fat hypocrite like most people on the far right. >> stephanie: i didn't say that, you did. >> i did and it's true. >> stephanie: what is that wacky alan west up to again? funny you should ask. >> he's pulling pranks. >> stephanie: he offended the entire congressional black caucus when he delivered chick-fil-a chicken and biscuits. >> at least it wasn't godfather's pizza. >> stephanie: that would have been even worse. let's get to, by the by, james holmes psychiatrist, did you read this story? his psychiatrist contacted the police weeks before the theater shooting. there are so many things we haven't gotten to in terms of mental illness.

a lot of experts are saying she would have had really serious concerns to break patient confidentiality which is the basis of psychiatry. i don't know--i guess we'll find out what happened after that. jared lee loughner pled guilty so there will not an trial. that means he will not get the death penalty but he will get life in prison. >> it saves a long contentious trial. >> stephanie: gabby gifford's husband said, he was using psycho tropic drugs for years and the medication must be working because he cried about it. this is the mental health issues that is in addition to the gun issue. >> if he's medicated while saying that and crying, that's not really his personality

saying it. >> stephanie: well, it was what rendered him for them to rule him sane to stand trial. we have to consider these issues because it's all part of the tragedies. >> the nra people won't let people talk about mental health and guns. that's none ofous business. >> stephanie: look at his picture. you're like that guy who got a gun. that's it for us today. i would like to thank t-bone on bones and drums, jacki schechner bff and courtney and the gang over at current tv we'll see you later on the stephanie miller.