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is this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>that's an understatement, eliot. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ you go girl ♪ ♪ you got fight ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 24 minutes after the hour. fridays with fugelsang. we got to get jacki schechner in here to talk about boy cootys.
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he denied asking for stimulus money. he said no don't. >> he said some lower level staffers. >> it was the same lower level staffer who requested stimulus money and signed his name. >> i don't want your stimulus, give me your stimulus! >> how can you have your stimulus if you don't eat your meat! >> stephanie: so much to get to today, and governor bone finger got slapped down it looks like. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it's like what movie am i thinking of young frankenstein when he gets his
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finger smashed in the -- you know -- the -- >> in the door? >> stephanie: yeah. >> if we would just let jan brewer catch the dalmatians would she calm down and be nicer. >> get those puppies! >> stephanie: are we doing our tribute? yes. ♪ bone finger ♪ >> not nice. [ laughter ] ♪ you harvard guys you think you are so cool ♪ ♪ she passed high school ♪ ♪ bony finger she will get in your face ♪ ♪ putting fingers right up in your face ♪ ♪ for a bony girl ♪
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♪ it's a head less corpse ♪ ♪ from mrs. bone finger ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ president beware of [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ her finger's cold ♪ ♪ she's really that old ♪ [ laughter ] >> not nice. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: all right. >> welcome to the crypt i got a bone to pick with you! >> stephanie: this is the most maimture half hour -- >> i think so. >> stephanie: we have devolved. >> it is not. i know you are but what am i? >> stephanie: shut up. here is mitt romney on his taxes. >> romney: i took a look at my taxes and over the last ten
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years i never paid more than 13%. so i paid taxes every single year. harry reid's charge is totally false. i'm still waiting for harry reid to put up who told him this. i don't believe it by the way. but every year i paid at least 13%, and if you add in what goes to charity it is well above 20%. >> what are you talking about. [ screaming ] >> it does not work that day! and this guy buys joseph smith stories! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: settle! >> he is pulling this out of his magic underwear. >> stephanie: yes, you get a tax write-off for charity -- >> and it was never less than 13%. the middle class has never paid
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close to 13%! >> stephanie: thank you, we're all paying what 39%? why, my goodness, it came to nearly 20%, i had to cut back on car elevators. >> and ann said the same thing. she had judiciously, cautiously said the same thing. she has never said income taxes. >> exactly. every time you people look at it, we get ourselves in more trouble. i should haven't said that. >> there's a way to stop that mrs. romney. >> stephanie: why, my goodness 20%. it's outrageous i won't pay it. >> i have paid hundreds of dollars in taxes literally hundreds. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> it can be as simple as getting to a point with -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- where you can actually stand to listen to all of her pointless jibber jabber. now kelby in the current control room is getting just as immature as we are. he got a screen shot capture. >> yeah, that is a little worse. he's getting it. >> stephanie: that's our new current tag line all of our
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hair a natural. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: like john fugelsang. >> well it was once. >> gavin newsom has a beautiful head of hair. >> i had to ride in the back of a car with that guy, i have never felt more like a before picture in a gym ad. >> >> stephanie: yeah you're repulsive. >> i'm not a troll, but i am next to that guy. we are standing on the corner and he said i could get a police escort. and i'm like shut-up! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: there is nothing that makes people think you are hiding something than saying i'm not hiding anything. >> you can't look but i'm not
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hiding anything. >> stephanie: this was the natalie thing. ann romney seemed to get a bit irritated. [ baby crying ] >> it sounds like she doesn't have the stomach for politics at all. >> stephanie: right. >> we can't release our tax returns, because people ask us questions once we release our tax returns. >> stephanie: she said i would be curious to see what is in there too. >> oh. we have got so much money we can't keep track of it. >> stephanie: why look it's another swiss bank account.
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let's go to stephanie. hi, steph. >> caller: hey, we have had nothing but rain here and it's cold. >> stephanie: thank you for that. >> caller: they are talking about how they are going to create all of these jobs 70 million or whatever the crap he said, we have a lot of republicans down here who love romney because he is -- well whatever. >> stephanie: white. the word you are looking for is white. >> caller: i said he is going to cause worse jobs. he closed planned parenthood and cuts obamacare out, most of the people who work in healthcare are woman, so women are going to lose jobs. >> stephanie: stephanie. stephanie. stephanie. but he chose paul ryan who could not be better for women.
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[♪ magic wand ♪] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he'll make up for all of that. >> caller: i'll go get my drink this morning. [ laughter ] >> love you stephanie. >> stephanie: yeah, that's the thing. paul ryan's economics are so stunningly awful. >> i haven't crunched the numbers yet. >> stephanie: and we haven't even looked at his social issue stuff -- [ screaming ] >> yeah. >> stephanie: you want so not so money facts? [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> would you. >> stephanie: why yes, john fugelsang. >> i can get all of mitt romney's gaffes on one cassette. >> stephanie: they have taken positions outside of the main stream like on women's health a ban on gay adoption in
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january 2011 days they took over the house, he said each live begins with fertilization. and inveto and lots of forms of contraception are illegal. >> his grand kids are going to hell. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> if you are a rape ist looking to pick out your own baby momma, that is your guy. >> stephanie: oh, boy. resend all dollars for planned parenthood. he is vehement -- which already cannot be used for aborg. >> title 10. >> stephanie: what did i say? i did that thing again. >> title x-i-i-i. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: so there's no reason to even -- >> right. >> stephanie: okay. he's a vehement opponent of the
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obama administration that insurance plans must cover preventative services -- >> even the pope said last year it's okay to do that. >> stephanie: right. he voted for a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, he voted to ban gay couples from adopting children. >> the pope was completely against the iraq war. guess who voted to fund that off of the books. >> stephanie: wa wa. so if he is so against contraception, where does he only have three children. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: that might have gummed up his career. >> that's the greatest argument -- the whole catholic
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church argument on birth control against obama is all politics. if they had any faith in their own power they would tell the flock not to use it. >> stephanie: thank you. chris in illinois. welcome. >> caller: hi, i noticed a difference in wisconsin. i have had friends and family from wisconsin 20 years or so ago used to vacation all the time in wisconsin. in fact they say most people from wisconsin are from illinois. but a few years ago we sold our family property, and my friend who is from wisconsin a real estate agent said a couple of years back there was a wave of a lot of people selling and a lot of gun enthusistics were buying up wisconsin land because there is a lot of acreage for shooting. but she noticed a big difference in just the type of people buying property. we have snowmobiling friends
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that go up there seasonally and a lot of hunters. and i just remember when i was a kid -- everybody was always in wisconsin. it's just so different now. and i was just thinking that sounds -- if gun enthusists were kind of a trend, you know, and people buying up land that could be -- walker's base it seems like in wisconsin. >> stephanie: yeah, i don't think paul ryan -- we'll have to google this -- i don't think he believes in background checks of any kind. >> caller: i was worried about something else too because a lot of my friends were saying they were against walker. they signed the petition to recall walker, and a lot of them were getting calls the message said right before voting if you were the person who signed the recall for walker you do not have to go in and vote. we have taken care of it for you. >> stephanie: exactly. >> caller: and i think you guys
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or somebody should start a little group of people who want to put walker and ryan in jail. >> stephanie: oh. okay. >> caller: i would like to be -- i'm not in to starting groups -- >> stephanie: do you have any grounds. >> caller: i baby sit for a living, so i can't start a group of my own. but like i say i know so many voices in wisconsin and their voices aren't being heard. >> stephanie: and all right. >> paul ryan voted no on the 72-hour background check. >> stephanie: all right. okay. so mitt romney -- i love this the uproar over mitt romney's tax returns made a return yesterday thanks to mitt romney when he tried once again to put the issue to bed. >> romney: given the challenges that america faces, 22 million people out of work, iran about
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to become nuclear one in six americans in poverty, the fascination of -- >> cut taxes. >> romney: i find this issue to be very small minded -- >> stephanie: you peasants are being small minded. do you remember he was boobed at a republican debate when he was being coy about his taxes. >> he is booed consistently of republican debates. >> stephanie: by the way, we have some questions. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: he talked about he never paid less than 13. what kind of taxes? income taxes, capitol gains taxes? or some combination? >> sales taxes. >> they never say income taxes. >> stephanie: yeah we all say sales tax, property tax --
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>> including poor people. >> stephanie: and by the way, john, the one story out here we did from the l.a. times, our friend robin carey is the unbelievable degree they went to get out of paying taxes on their la jolla mansion. >> right. >> stephanie: this just the tip of what we know. what kind of deductions did he taken colluding the dressage horse, because that was a business -- number 2 how did romney's ira grow so large. his ira continues $100 million just like most of us.
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[ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> stephanie: i contribute to my ira, and there is a limit. how does that happen? was romney's swiss bank account disclosed on all tax returns for all years. did romney participate in the irs settlement for undeclared offshore accounts. hum. >> did he take advantage of that? >> stephanie: we don't, do we, jim? >> we're not allowed to know. you people have seen enough. >> stephanie: why did romney invest in a houston rental real estate that was explicitly marked as a tax shelter. >> did he write off his dressage horse porn business? >> stephanie: the one being
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speculated on the internet? >> his dressage horse porn business. >> is there a place where the average concerned american can find out the answers to all of these questions. >> stephanie: absolutely. thinkprogress thinkprogress.org. >> i'm going there now. >> stephanie: all right. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >>"if you ever raise taxes on the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true!
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a cobra snake for a necktie, now take a little walk with me -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ and tell me who do you love ♪ >> stephanie: thank you, jim. john fugelsang one would think the party is in columbus tomorrow night. but no. paul ryan expected to address medicare at ohio rally. >> oh! >> on saturday? >> stephanie: oxford ohio at 6:00 pm eastern. on ryan's flight to ohio he was seen going over his remarks for the upcoming rally. >> he carries a communist plot. >> you are taking fun of the front runner for the 2016 gop convention. >> stephanie: i know, awesome. he's go to bonnie in pennsylvania. welcome. >> caller: hey, guys how are you today? >> stephanie: good, go ahead.
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>> caller: i wanted to get the word out about all of this voter suppression that is going on. you were talking about what we can do. i think the only way to counter this is by taking action. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: so maybe you guys can put this on your website, there are a few websites that you are register to vote. >> stephanie: in your particular state? yeah, chris, we had that up before -- >> yeah i'll repost it. >> caller: okay. there is gottoregister.com. or votespa.com. >> stephanie: bonnie is got to register for every state? >> caller: that's off of obama site. >> stephanie: okay. >> it's national. >> stephanie: yeah, i think it's making people madder bonnie don't you? >> caller: absolutely.
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>> stephanie: driving is a privilege, voting is a right if you are an american. and i don't think fair-minded people -- it's so transparent on what they are trying to do in state after state. it's on record. >> and you don't need any id to vote by mail. >> caller: right and no matter what side of the issue you are on, you should want people to vote. it's ridiculous. my parents are registered republicans, my parents got letters about the voter ids, i didn't. none of the liberals in our family got letters. all of the conservatives got letters. >> wow. >> stephanie: bonnie it's so transparent -- what just happened in ohio for instance. it really is incredible. they voted in every democratic area to not have early voting,
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and ended early voting in democrats. >> exactly. and we only have one day for voting, and it's a tuesday. because when we started this process we were a farm country. there is no modern listen to have it limited to one day. 20 years ago we had the motor voter bill in congress where you were automatically registered to vote and bush vetoed it because he said you can't force people to vote. which was a lie. >> stephanie: yes, and pussy riot has been convicted of houla
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gansz. >> stephanie: and i have a barry horstman update. he changed his facebook picture within minutes of talking about him. aren't you ashamed of yourself? >> i'm ashamed of myself for listening. >> i think he objected to being called the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. >> stephanie: okay. let's go to steve in los angeles. hi, steve, welcome. >> caller: thank you very much how are you? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: yesterday when i saw romney pull out his white board, i couldn't figure out if we got the information from glenn beck or karl rove. but when he put down that 4 million people were going to lose their medicare advantage plan, i thought that was wrong.
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i think when the obamacare act kicks in everyone gets medicare advantage except they don't pay for it. is this just misleading or wrong? >> stephanie: it does get more and more like a sketch every day. here is mitt romney writing on his white board. >> romney: my plan presents no change. the plan stays the same. >> you will have no change or money of any kind. and then he shook the board and it erased. >> stephanie: yeah. he can't get anymore irritating. why would you need a white board for that. no change, see. >> and over here we have a bad scary backman. >> and within minutes the obama campaign put out a picture of their actual white board.
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>> stephanie: yeah. hey, dannet you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: you guys are keeping me in stitches, i'm trying to do my budget -- >> stephanie: oh no, your budget is going to look like paul ryan's if you are laughing too much. >> caller: yeah, i'm using magic markers and crayons, and paul ryan he is supposed to be in florida with his mom. >> yeah. >> caller: right. so when the -- >> stephanie: oh. i think you may be afraid he won't be well received in florida. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show."
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[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. happy friday everybody. >> is this some kind of a lesbian cabal. >> stephanie: herral doe says there is acabal?
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>> yeah. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i think it's mostly lesbians that look like -- >> stephanie: what is that website. men who looks like lesbians? >> and bruce jenner is front and center. >> stephanie: all right. stephaniemiller.com you can email all there. sexyliberal.com. and john fugelsang in the new york bureau. alan writes steph, can't wait to see the sexy liberal on friday. i heard john fugelsang might be there. john, i heard that rumor too. >> we'll see how it goes. i might be. i have plane tickets, we'll see. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: here we have been trying to deal with killing
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early voting. my father is a veteran, disabled and depends on early voting. alan who will be there tomorrow night. [ applause ] >> stephanie: the tickets % actually might be gone. >> it doesn't hurt to check ticketmaster just in case. >> stephanie: yeah, you never no. yes, i'm sorry? john writes steph watching the "stephanie miller show" delayed yesterday, i don't think i have laughed so hard as listening to two straight guys and a lesbian talk about vaginal mesh from the home depot. >> yeah i said take some screen door screen and cut it in to a tube shape and shove it in there. >> stephanie: i'm not a home
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depot kind of lesbian, so i don't know. and my favorite observation is when you scribble a note on a blue street and chris gives you the f-you, bitch, i'm already on it. >> sometimes i give you the what did you just scrawl -- >> stephanie: by the way, john fugelsang the new daddy. >> yes, the baby fugelsang is too big for my tiny appointment. the kid is 23 pounds. >> stephanie: wow. my friend allison from the band betty, and she and her husband have two kids, and they live in
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new york, so i don't think they have actually taken a car trip with the kids. she wrote me this letter, we packed the kids protesting and whining, and wound her way up to the lake. we found out that her son gets sick at every curve. >> oh geez. >> stephanie: i said your email was hilarious particularly with the new phrase barfy. thank for reaffirming my decision not to have children. >> you don't go up the coast road. >> stephanie: can i just say any road trip with barfy children sounds like a trip to hell with me. >> i have done a car trip with a cat with diarrhea. [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: oh, you win. >> did you put the cat on the roof? >> yes. >> stephanie: i'm still trying
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to get him to hold the baby fugelsang up like in lion king. >> stephanie: hey, i just held up another blue paper note. >> and bitch, i'm already on it. >> he has taken $716 billion out of the medicare trust fund. ♪ mitty's working really hard and he is trying to get this job, but he just keeps getting lamer every day, and i know that it is true that he doesn't think that you can figure out he makes it up on the way ♪ ♪ keep on lying mitt romney ♪ ♪ keep on a lying mitt romney ♪ >> romney: $716 billion -- ♪ keep on lying mitt romney ♪ >> lots of patients who would
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lose money. it's proviers. >> paul ryan's proposed budget contains these same reductions. ♪ [ applause ] >> that's great. >> stephanie: rocky mountain mike will be there tomorrow night. >> that is a lot of truth crammed into one very clever and entertaining song. >> stephanie: yes. jim, who said paul ryan is more of a corporateness than mitt romney. mitt romney came out of the vulture capitalist world, but ryan is willing to shape any principal to go the way that lobbyists act. >> john penny? >> stephanie: no. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. and by the way soon to join the
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lineup here at current tv. john fugelsang. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> good morning. >> stephanie: shall we dive into the right-wing world? >> sure. >> stephanie: i want to hear about the lesbian cabal. >> okay. >> i -- >> stephanie: fox and friends. >> is the sub text of the homeland department scandal that it is some sort of a lesbian cabal? is that really what people are saying that men are disadvantaged because women and specifically lesbians are ruling >> yes. >> stephanie: that's what is happening here at the "stephanie miller show." you guys didn't see it coming. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> because we're full of lesbian here. >> stephanie: kiss me.
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wow, that is spectacular. that's like a some say. >> yeah, some people say there are lesbians. >> stephanie: lousy with lesbian everywhere. >> lousy with lesbian tune in to tom brokaw. >> they are also the lowest risk group for aids. >> stephanie: that's a scary story. >> that's what passes for news on fox and friends. >> that's appalling. >> stephanie: yeah. >> vaginal hueliganism. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: charles on the
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[ inaudible ]. >> the one start difference between romney and massachusetts and obama in obamacare which is that obamacare steals from medicare. romney of course has as a state has no access to any kind of medicare, so it didn't even an issue, so he can state openly on this one issue. you can have your pet project and he didn't. >> he is not that dumb. >> that is a lie. a lie, a lie. >> stephanie: you get the sub text, john. the black guy is robbing old ladies. >> exactly. but again, the cuts are to providers. mitt romney's whole scheme depends on these cuts and it's part of trimming medicare to save from wasteful spending. romney claim it's a penalty when he does it and romney care covers abortion obamacare
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doesn't. [♪ dramatic music ♪] [ gasping ] >> stephanie: what does paul ryan think about that? isn't that wonderful, eddy? >> isn't that wonderful eddie? >> i won't go! i won't! i won't! i won't. >> stephanie: it's too late. >> you can't make me! >> stephanie: oh, yeah we can. >> i still won't go. >> stephanie: you will go. and you are running with abortion king mitt romney. [ laughter ] >> played it all the way through that time. >> stephanie: yeah. eric bowling on the five. >> either you after obamacare or you don't. because obamacare may kill you. this could kill you because of the independent panel. that board is going to -- >> oh. >> yes, they are. >> that's a lie. >> stephanie: hum. >> bob beckett was trying to
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stop him. but the rest of the five shot him down. >> stephanie: wow. it will kill you. death panels are back. wow wee. all right. ann coulter, there was all the rage yesterday. the right-wing are such hilary fans. >> he is a particularly divisive democrat, they are all pretty divisive. liberals -- the democratic party gets especially mob like during an election. you'll notice how they are always using imaging and not talking about facts like med claire be bankrupt. the republicans want to put y'all in chains or bush drove the car into the ditch. >> stephanie: yes. check. >> all of the above. >> stephanie: you would say that because you are part of the mob. 17 minutes after the hour.
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we continue more right-wing world after this. on fridays with fugelsang. >> romney: i love it. it's a fabulous program. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ hershey's chocolate syrup. stir up a smile. [ train whistle blows ] [ ball hitting paddle ] [ orbit girl ] don't let food hang around. yeah! [ orbit trumpet ] clean it up with orbit! [ orbit glint ] fabulous! for a good clean feeling. ♪ eat, drink, chew orbit! ♪
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>> jacki with an i? >> stephanie: yes. democrats in the globe asked romney to release tax returns to prove he filed in massachusetts and utah. he and mr. etch-a-sketch said trust me. and it turns they lied. romney went back and filed retroactively. >> wow. >> so he retroactively quit bain and retroactively filed taxes. >> stephanie: yes. sean hannity. >> oh. >> stephanie: who i'll see tuesday. >> yeah. is that still going on? >> stephanie: i did ask, i said hey, by the way, i was just wondering what does shawn want to talk about? any clips i should know about? and i said yes, these are all afraid i'm going to get ambushed questions. and the producer said i'll let you know the day of. >> i'm more afraid of gotcha
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elections. >> stephanie: yeah. sean hannity. >> we find ourselves in the middle of the meanest sleaziest, dirtiest campaign in history. president obama wants you to believe he has fulfilled his promise to be a united. >> that was bush! >> hannity and paul ryan have repeated this lie! >> right. >> stephanie: thank you, john. >> sorry. >> stephanie: i'll be sure to mention that. pat robertson and cohost. >> oh. >> i'm the mother of three adopted girls. the men i date they are okay when they find out i have three daughters, when they find out they are adopted from three different countries, they don't want to date anymore. >> a man doesn't want to take on
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the united nations. you just never know what has been done to a child before you get that child. what kind of sexual abuse, cruelty, food deprivation, et cetera, et cetera et cetera. >> stephanie: wow! that's just what jesus would have said right? >> wow. >> he grew up weird! >> stephanie: wow! >> and who is overwhelmingly in every society that keeps records the number one demographic guilty of molestation, white males. >> stephanie: right. >> so nobody should adopt anybody from any other country, because they could end up weird. >> it looks asian yet it don't
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sound like few man chew i don't get it. >> stephanie: that was really horrible. wow! >> at the end of the rant he said let's move to the next question. i'm getting in trouble here. he knew he dug himself a hole that he couldn't get himself out of. >> stephanie: wow. >> he looks like an engine. i don't know that's weird. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i have a nephew that was adopted from an russian fannage. who is delightful. >> well, he is white. but he's still weird. he's weird he is all yellow yet he doesn't have an accident. that's weird. >> stephanie: i'm winded by that latest -- >> i know. >> stephanie: that knocked the wind out of me. linda harvey on mission america radio. >> yeah. >> stephanie: this is new to me. >> it is one of them far right
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evangelical shows. >> stephanie: okay. >> i don't know if you have seen the video, but the theme is not just about a deviant view of gender and sexuality, but it is a cult in spirituality, and it's referring to -- first of all there are all of these gruesome birth scenes which is a complete and utter perversion of -- and a demonic caricature quite frankly of god's creation. and yet she dares to used words like brave and so. they say that homosexuality is similar to race. >> stephanie: you.
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that sounds like a riot. >> yeah. >> send me over there, i would punch it up a little bit. >> stephanie: that seems a little dry. >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i'm on the right track baby i was born this way ♪ >> stephanie: we're just getting our freak on over here in captain america's underpants. >> that is disgusting. >> good lower the rod up that man's butt must have a rod upits butt. >> stephanie: wow. maybe she needs a side kick like tammy bruce or something. >> yeah, that would liven things up. >> stephanie: see that's funny, because she is broadcasting right next door. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we're fine. >> you don't go out for drinks? >> does she have to talk in
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laura's voice, i wonder. >> goooooooodmorning. >> obama can't balance a budget, we're conservatives. >> ahhhhh! >> pull my hair to the right. [ applause ] >> we're mad at obama. ahhhhh. sue me. >> stephanie: your impression sounds like someone died and fell on a car horn. >> what's wrong with that? that's how she sounds. >> don't like back jake it's chinatown. >> stephanie: all right. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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>> i know you fancy yourself queen of mean around these part but wayne gibbons is not scared of -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- and diane keaton, and much, much, much, much much, much older sister. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i hate all y'alls. >> we love you. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. john fugelsang sexy liberal we set our one-day box office record. the first day on sale we beat
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even our l.a. and chicago records. the biggest one is sexy liberal palooza. all four sexy liberals and surprises to be named later. >> yes it is going to be a great, great show. paul pau has been invited. >> stephanie: oh, i'm sure he will. >> i love these two guys together smiling at each other and saying how great they are. two men always opposed to gay marriage, and always look like are in one. >> stephanie: yeah i said they are the top of a gay wedding cake. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: on wednesday romney declared romney no longer wants to roll back the cuts. he is a flip flopper just like
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me. which by the way, as join pointed out, it only cuts payments to the providers. he said his campaign is my campaign, and we're on exactly the same page. >> and your love is my love. >> stephanie: yes. the president's cut of $716 million in medicare -- not cuts -- those will be restored if i become president. the cuts extend medicare for eight years. now they are all against the cuts. wow. the wisconsin congressman's effective walkback complicates his budget math which is already nearly indecipherable. right. >> stephanie: so that's the other thing. his budget already is a bunch of
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gobbledy gook according to pretty much everyone and now he has to agree with mitt about the cuts. >> and they think half of debt in 2019 comes from bush's tax cuts. >> stephanie: yeah. in the l.a. times -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: they have done really good analysis on paul ryan's budget. it's really -- it's a long piece. but all of the discussion as overlooked the real damage that would be made to the american public. a budget that would shrink medicaid. ryan at least pays lip service to maintaining the national safety net as ineffective as his proposals to do so may be.
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but the middle class would be destroyed. and he goes on to do a whole -- [ applause ] >> and i just posted that on your facebook page. >> stephanie: it's like magic. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: here is little eddie munster on the campaign trail himself. >> president obama's campaign calls this an achievement. you think raiding medicare to pay for obamacare is an achievement? >> he is lying on top of his own lies snoochlt you think the thing i put in my own budget is a good idea? no! >> romney: this is a debate we need to have and this is a debate we're going to win! ♪ let's hear it for the boy ♪ >> stephanie: i can't wait for
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the rally tomorrow so he can explain his medicare destruction further. da you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning y'all. the paul ryan health care view just reminds me of something so weird and bizarre, because this silver spoon candidate, he just seems to feel if every american would utilize his fitness program, that the public wouldn't need health insurance. but there are so many levels of wrong with that because i'm pretty sure the cost of that program is something most of us couldn't afford, and if you have preexisting health issues, of course, you would have to check with your doctor, and his mere arrogance to assume that people are just generally lazy if they aren't doing what he is doing >> stephanie: yeah.
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they keep talking about entitlements, and it's like yes, because it is your money. >> let me give some advice to the listeners, i said we have got to stop as progressives calling it entitlemented, and start calling it earned benefits. let's call it what it is. they are your benefits you have earned. >> stephanie: did you see part two where he said she doesn't understand english. >> wouldn't you be bitter if you had given up your campaign because you thought he was going to make you a running mate. >> stephanie: yes. they are going to unchain wall street. romney responded by claiming biden's charge is factually inaccurate. >> romney: of course we have to have regulation on wall street
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and on every street to make sure your economy works. >> every street? >> romney: the comments of the vice president as i heard them i thought were one more example of a divisive effort to keep from talking about the real issues, no one is talking about deregulating wall street. >> stephanie: yeah. >> and here is my friend donald trump. >> stephanie: romney on many occasion has called for the repeal of dodd-frank. hah paul ryan dismantles parts of dodd-frank. >> by no one, i mean me and my running mate. >> stephanie: of course we're going to have regulation on wall street and every street. >> what does that mean? >> stephanie: what does that mean? >> we'll have stop signs and crosswalks. all kinds of regulation on every street.
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>> the best thing you can do is explain what glass spiegel is and blame it on a republican president for getting rid of it. we don't want the banks to be casinos. >> for people that don't know glass spiegel separated investment banks from consumer banks. >> yeah. >> stephanie: this is one of the things he is never specific on. i would have some sort of regulatory framework. it's stuff that is already in dodd-frank. >> yeah. and speaking of biden and his unchained comment. have you see the far right demanding that biden drop off of the ticket. >> isn't it cute to see right-wingers concerned about racism for the first time. >> stephanie: and who better to comment on picking a vice presidential candidate than john mccain. >> i think he might be wise to do that, but it is not going to happen for a whole variety of
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reasons, and i'm not sure if i were hilary clinton i would want to be on that team. [ mocking laughter ] >> and then did you here jay carney's retort? >> i have great respect for senator john mccain, but one place i wouldn't go for advice on selecting vice presidential running mates is john mccain. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: oh yeah! >> i'll bet back to ya. >> stephanie: wow, that is spectacular. joe in maryland, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, joe. >> caller: hey. listening to you guys i have so much i could sit here and say, one thing is i can't wait for the debates.
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romney doesn't want to talk his governor time in massachusetts and they had an interview on the other night -- >> stephanie: no, you can't talk about that or business career or his taxes, but other than that whatever you want. >> caller: well it's a good reason because michael dukakis has an interview the other night and it was amazing -- the place was a disaster. >> stephanie: yeah. >> the infrastructure was all messed up. he had taxed everything. -- well, put fees on everything including being sick or mentally ill. >> stephanie: yeah, i heard him say that he raised taxes a bunch of times. 47th in job creation. >> caller: right. and then it actually -- when he said job rate dropped because people were leaving massachusetts because there was no work. >> stephanie: they were self deporting. >> caller: yeah, and the number one thing he says he is going to
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do to bring jobs to the u.s. is work on infrastructure. he couldn't do it in massachusetts how is he going to do it for the country? >> stephanie: exactly. more fridays with fugelsangs as we continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: there is a tea party in her pants and you are invited. call now, 1-800-steph-1-2. ♪ those are facts. >>"if you ever raise taxes on the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true!
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"stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 49 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> yao. >> stephanie: that's my one musical rule. >> stephanie: yeah if it has the world yao in it it's good. is my other favorite song? super freak. yao. ♪ oh beautiful for spacious -- yao ♪ >> stephanie: yeah, see if mitt romney would develop that in some of his singing -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> it's fabulous. >> stephanie: after the top of the hour jacki schechner is going to fill us in on mr. etch-a-sketch and the president lied. >> yeah. even rupert murdoch said to fire this guy. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i have a letter
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for you, john. >> really? >> stephanie: yeah, rob writes -- >> wonder if he knows i gave her first tv gig. >> stephanie: bob writes i think the audience is minuscule, so current tv is most welcome. [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you. thank you. your recent successes are amazing. and now you can take credit for your first spinoff sponsored by etch-a-sketch. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he's looking forward to the new john show. >> everybody is looking forward
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to the new john show. >> stephanie: sponsored by etch-a-sketch. get on that john. >> i will get on that. it look a long time for me to become popular. >> stephanie: i tried to tune in on my ipad and it turns out i don't own an ipad and it's an .etch-a-sketch. by the way i'm out of vodka. [ applause ] >> stephanie: sanatorium -- frothy is back. >> yeah, he didn't clean up in though election. >> stephanie: catholics are being forced to comply with an obama provision that requires employer to -- he is forcing business people right now to do things that are against their conscious, that if you are
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catholic, you will have to confess your are complying. the exception to the provision including religious institutions has been accepted as a compromise, so catholic affiliated institutions don't have to pay for birth control, and as john pointed out, many universities covered birth control before obamacare. >> and at no point in the bible does god say thou shalt not use a jimmy hat. there's no biblical justation for it. and rick santorum doesn't give a rat's ass what the pope thinks about it because this pope and the previous pope were both
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opposed to the wars. >> of course, your jimmy hat can't be out of two different kinds of latex. >> stephanie: no. the good news kids is frothy is back. ♪ frothy santorum, ♪ >> hello, children! i hope you are having a great holiday season. >> where did you come from frothy? >> it's kind of a mix, but i mostly came from love. >> like when my daddy loves my mommy? >> kind of like that. i got to go. >> don't go frothy. ♪ rumpy rump rump ♪ >> stephanie: yay! oh, gosh i missed that.
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[ applause ] >> we're breaking out all of the old hits today. >> stephanie: the president on the campaign trail. >> obama: we're going around the country talking about how do we put people back to work and improve our schools, and i don't think anybody would suggest that in any way, you know, we have, you know, tried to divide the country. we have always tried to bring the country together. >> stephanie: there he is again, john. see. >> unhinged! >> you can hear the hate and anger in his voice. it's really true. responsible for the lowest growth in government spending signs eisenhower. >> stephanie: thank you. laura in pennsylvania. hi, laura. >> caller: hi stephanie. i got cut off yesterday. >> stephanie: sorry about that. >> caller: it might be my phone. but i have so much to say.
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i am into politics, i campaign for president obama who is the best friend, let me tell you out there, that you will ever ever have. i have noticed since i have been watching your show i'm a big fan of msnbc. i watch 82 hours a week of politics. >> stephanie: wow, you are a bigger week than we are, laura. >> caller: i didn't miss the debate -- the republicans debate too, and i -- i can go on and on and on, but the people -- they put obama down for no jobs then why don't you get after the republicans that you voted for, get that jobs bill that they are sitting on -- >> stephanie: yeah exactly. >> caller: they caused this in this country. they caused it. >> stephanie: yeah. yeah.
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>> caller: and then what do they do? put them back in congress >> stephanie: yes. the important thing is come to current. >> caller: the biggest thing that is scaring me -- and you know what i never hear anybody talk about that romney was supposed to go in the vietnam war. >> stephanie: laura thanks for calling. he had to do his hard scrabble stuff in france. >> check out my web series caffeinated. and you'll find out how mitt supported the war and draft for over people. lots of neocons supported the war and didn't go, but only mitt protested in favor of the draft and avoided going.
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>> and then had to stay in a shabby chateau. >> stephanie: yeah. and the boejlay was entirely too young. that's his example of how he has had to struggle in lime. and the second was ann romney said why we have had a hard time. we had to sell stocks. >> wow. >> stephanie: all right. 58 minutes after the hour -- >> and then we got a 9,000% return on our investments. >> stephanie: my goodness we paid nearly 20%, eke. >> stephanie: that's what the help pays. >> stephanie: all right. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."
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