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dancing through the night ♪ ♪ what a feeling ♪ >> stephanie: um. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. sorry, i was just typing a quick death threat to roleland the sexy liberal tour director. >> why? >> stephanie: because he posted that picture of me giving a lap dance. >> oh, i better take that down just posted it. >> stephanie: you are fired. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: all right. we got a hate letter about me being a k word. this one from fantastic radio personality heidi hamilton yesterday. who just got a big radio gig

here. she said yesterday, tuned in to your show yesterday morning, the first two words i heard were corkscrew vagina. two of my favorite words, my % vagina and the corkscrew to open my wine. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and we were talking about todd akin that apparently there is an ejection button -- >> and angry birds. >> stephanie: yeah we have a little catapults and all kinds of stuff going on down there. >> yeah you have blue birds that split into three. >> stephanie: yeah. >> yellow birds that only knock down wood. >> stephanie: todd akin i have

not yet begun to fight. ♪ let's give the boy a hand ♪ >> stephanie: you hang in there. he vowed to stay in the race despite calls from -- oh quite a few people. the good people of missouri nominated me, and i'm not a quitter. to quote my old friend john paul jones i have not yet begun to fight. he meant to say forcible rape instead of legitimate rape. he said i'm talking about forcible rape. forcible rape, if you want to know what that is that is included in hr-3 the abortion shun bill that he wrote with paul ryan. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: forcible rape that term was dropped from the bill

because it caused a similar uproar. crazy bee-ochs. >> there is the forcible kind and the she wanted it crime. >> the bitch had it coming rape. >> stephanie: he then went on to reference september 11th? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> stephanie: we believe that life is something that comes from our creator. americans have a respect for life. it's not a political debate it's not words, it's how they live their lives. i remember september 11th -- >> oh what a load of crap. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and then he asked for donations. >> yeah. >> 29 minutes after the hour

right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ in our schools. >> we talk a lot about the influence of money in politics. it is the defining issue of this era. the candidate with the most money does win. this is a national crisis.

♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> don't worry. i'll teach you. i did two years of cub scouts before they found out i was a girl. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: that's a little too close to home. >> junior dike days. >> stephanie: little bit. i reck my dad taking my brother and me to breakfast, and they would be like just you and your

two sons. >> oh. >> stephanie: i looked like a little dude. [ applause ] >> hey, little dude? >> stephanie: i remember my friend looking at my yearbook. you look like a dude. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: dude looks like a -- dude. >> stephanie: wow. >> little wolf boy. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2. >> it's eddie munster. >> stephanie: can you just please stall. talk amongst yourselves. i have a greatest email. you are not going to believe this. >> well, turn your music off and i'll -- >> stephanie: thank you. control my own box. who are you representative akin? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: bernie in illinois writes, hi steph, my wife and i are fans we went to an

all-night flee market this last sunday, and while walking through barbie dolls and deer steins, who should we see in a booth but butch pat tick. he was signing autographs and having his picture taken. i asked him if he was paul ryan. and he laughed and said you heard that on the "stephanie miller show." >> maybe we should try to get butch patrick on? >> stephanie: yeah. jamie you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, jamie. >> caller: hi. stephanie. i love your show. i'm a progressive liberal, christian man i think i'm an oxymoron. >> stephanie: no. >> the pastor said we need to

pray for our country because we're losing our freedoms, so i said what are you talking about? >> stephanie: what ya talking about? >> caller: he said we have to repeal obamacare. >> stephanie: right, because jesus said don't help the sick or the pour. >> caller: right. and that's me. and any time you bring it up you get the response well you're on the dole. but here is the kicker this is a man i held in high esteem for a number of years until sunday when he told me that obamacare must be appealed because you will get a chip put in your arm -- >> oh, come on. really? >> caller: no, this is what he told me. and i said well what happens if you don't put the chip in your arm? well, then you won't get health care. >> stephanie: so we're all going

to be micro chipped. >> caller: yeah. >> you probably shouldn't have engaged him -- >> stephanie: chris, i'm getting more and more letters of people literally -- it's tearing friends and family apart. but they go to these right-wing sources and it is so easily proven. they are based on nonsense. but the problem is if you only watch fox news you don't take a second to fact check. yes, we're going to be micro chipped, and there will be death panels. >> caller: yeah, i asked him if he could turn off fox news for an hour, and watch any other source of news and he told me you don't know what you can believe there either. and now after 14 years, my heart is kind of torn in half and i think it's time to leave. >> yeah, but if you engage somebody like that, you might

want to ask them a, what is their source and b to point to the place in the actual law where it says you will be micro chipped. >> yeah. it is written down. >> stephanie: yeah, it makes me sad. again, i'm not sure how we all got here. but even callers like emailers. like i'm going through it myself. where you feel like you cannot engage anymore. >> right. >> stephanie: and they get really nasty and personal -- >> and they call you the k word. >> yeah. >> caller: and there's a new word. have you heard this word. a t-evangelical. >> yeah, i have heard that. >> caller: tea party and evangelical. >> yeah, if i step foot in any

church that is political, that's not for me -- >> stephanie: well if you step into a church you spontaneously explode. [ explosion ] >> but churches should be for glorifying god. that's it. >> stephanie: yeah let's review. church, state. well, honey good luck to you. sometimes you just didn't engage. >> if a church engages in that kind of political conduct from the pulpit they need to be taxed. >> yeah, but the civil rights movement -- >> stephanie: the problem is fox news where i presumably will be venturing into tonight unless i am unser moan nowsly dumps. which happens. this is the problem things that make the republicans look bad,

they just don't cover it. >> yeah. >> stephanie: yeah, fox news has -- following its well-established pattern of underreporting stories that don't appeal to its conservative base. commented about legitimate rape. folks like -- they monitor these things and just -- all they are doing is monitoring times -- >> exactly. >> stephanie: fox steered clear of the comments until 9:19 am yesterday, referencing in a loaded segment of karl rove without playing the remarks. they had a bunch of republicans defend him without playing the remarks. so people would decide for themselves. so like they had to get the audience ready. >> yeah that's shotty journalism. >> stephanie: the network didn't air their remarks until 12:10

p.m. yeah, i mean it's just -- and that's -- that's just sort of a mathematical quantitative way of saying this is slanted coverage. this is not just reporting the news and letting you decide for instance. that's just an idea i came up with for them. >> sounds like a good slogan for them. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: uh-huh. i'm a helper. i'm a helper. nancy in ashville north carolina. hi, nancy. >> caller: hey y'all. our actual paper is reporting in 1995 one of our political critters told the house appropriation committee show the facts are people who are truly raped, be[ inaudible ] don't flow, the body functions don't work, and they don't get pregnant. >> stephanie: yeah, it's sperm-killing secretion of some sort?

>> i guess so. >> stephanie: i don't know if you feel as insecure of your hoo ha as i do but i don't think i have any of these super powers. >> caller: i think i'm going to have it tied shut. >> stephanie: i had no idea. when he said this, you just think oh my god. >> it's a movement. >> stephanie: this is not -- this is something that a lot of republicans and/or religious right people have expressed. >> right. >> stephanie: this is not as offer of the reservation and you think it is, which is terrifying. >> yeah. >> stephanie: rape isn't really rape, and -- you know -- >> no woman who was raped has ever gotten pregnant? >> stephanie: 32,000 women a year get pregnant from rape a year -- >> oh you and your facts. >> stephanie: how terrifying he is on the house board of

science. [ screaming ] >> is that a reflection on boner? >> stephanie: yeah. wow. i mean wow. >> he probably spells science with a k. >> stephanie: this is his original statement. >> it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. >> the female body can tell when it's a pretend rape -- >> stephanie: yeah, a whole game of angry birds breaks out down there. >> noted obstetrician chris lohse says every time a woman is raped they spontaneously abort. >> stephanie: yeah. >> except for those 32,000 a year. >> stephanie: they are the ones with the knowledge magic hoo

has. huckabee. >> beverly made a couple of serious mistakes here that were just wrong. i made that statement in error. let me be clear. rape is never legitimate. it's an evil act committed by violent predators. i used the wrong words in the wrong way. what i said was ill conceived and it was wrong. >> and did you hear what huckabee said? he said many wonderful people have come out of the result of rape. >> oh, terrific. [♪ somber music ♪] >> that's the upside of rape. >> stephanie: believe it to mike huckabee to show us the sunny side of rape. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: now i feel better about it. >> like cooking a squirrel in a

popcorn popper. >> stephanie: yes, he once cooked a squirrel in a popcorn popper. all right. 45 minutes after the hour. guess what it gets worser after the break. >> oh, no. >> you are going to have all idiots listening to your program. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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[ laughter ] >> stephanie: uh-huh. this hour brought to you by go to meeting. visit gotomeeting.com click on the try it free button and type in the promo code stephanie. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. kathleen in chicago-ee you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: let me get this in real quick so i can get this off of the v before i explode. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you are just bitter because you have got one of those non-magical ones. >> caller: wait a minute. come on. how can you separate the author from the book. they all saying something about with todd akin, but look at the guy that helped him write this bill. paul ryan. how can mitt romney sit up there and say anything about this man, when he is sitting right next to the devil? so that shows you how mitt romney didn't vet his running

mate. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: john mccain -- at least sarah palin was just dumb. this guy is dumb and stupid. if he thinks we are going to sit back and just take his word -- believe me -- >> stephanie: it's like a land mine. don't talk about the budget -- [ explosion ] >> stephanie: don't talk and medicare -- [ explosion ] >> caller: did you see yesterday he came out public telling this man to step up the risk, because he said i'm going with you -- >> stephanie: yeah. you get that off of your v? >> caller: and ann romney helped pick that man. >> stephanie: yeah. >> i want kathleen to call in every single day. >> stephanie: she is awesome. [ applause ] >> i'm sure she has a lot of

things to get off of her v. >> stephanie: sorry missouri republicans you are stuck with todd akin. yeah, several conservatives pundits and lawmakers have asked him to withdrawal. and he has until 5:00 today. jim this is for you. conspiracy snooze-age. missouri law does not offer very many avenues for review from the ballot. he can also be replaced if he is a dead. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> sometimes it goes off in his bed nine or ten timing. or washing windows and suddenly fall off his -- >> yeah, because todd akin is

going to be washing windows on the sears tower -- >> sometimes guys have accidents. you can slip off on a banana peel and fall down eight flights of stairs into a vat of acid. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: wait, he can be replaced if he is dead, but a dead candidate can only be replaced on the ballot if the candidate dies quote at or before 5:00 pm before the general election. >> wow. >> stephanie: this is going to take some planning. >> strategically placed bananas and a vat of acid there. >> stephanie: john ashcroft said the gop can replace him on the

ballot if he voluntarily withdrawals from the race. tick-tock, tick-tock. i'm just saying there is an easy way to do this. which way do you want to do this? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he hears knock on his door -- >> i'm not here! [ knocking ] >> hey, akin come out. >> stephanie: who is there? a big giant vat of acid. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. i'm a little giddy today. okay. linda in california you are on the "stephanie miller show." welcome, linda. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: heyia. >> caller: i was getting caught up in that conversation. [ laughter ] >> caller: i guess that's one more thing they can't talk about on the trail then. >> stephanie: paul ryan has

already been told to just talk about his love for the great outdoors. >> caller: yeah. everybody when they talk about mitten's tax returns, they talk about how he should show us so we know everything he said is true. but i think he should show us so we can get a good -- a good grasp of all of the loopholes. because i think really patriotic americans don't side step their contribution to the maintenance of the building of our great mesh -- america as the tea partier would say. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: i can't get over the 70 -- what it is? $70,000 horse work credit -- >> stephanie: write-off. sure. exactly. a loophole available to most of us. >> sure. >> stephanie: what? >> i would have written off my dressage horse. what was i thinking!

>> stephanie: oh, i could have written off my v-8. mitt romney called akin's comments inexcusable. calling for him to correct them. >> what i meant to say -- >> stephanie: and he said oh i meant to say forcible rape. here is the president talking about this. >> obama: let me first of all say the views expressed were offensive. rape is rape and the idea that we should be parsing and qualifying, and slicing, what types of rape we're talking about, doesn't make sense to the american people, and certainly doesn't make sense to me. >> there is no consensual rape. >> yeah, the definition of rape is that it's not consensual. >> stephanie: yep. he for instances the house

republican bill cosponsored by akin and paul ryan. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: the language was subsequently withdrawn. the president again. >> obama: what i think these comments do underscore is why we should haven't a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making healthcare decisions on behalf of woman. >> stephanie: he said all of these comments have lead the republicans to distance themselves, i think the notion that we should be making decisions on behalf of women qualifying forcible rape versus non-forcible rape are wrong. [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you, mr. president. >> he is so hateful. >> so o'donnell. >> stephanie: yeah. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: i'm sorry, jim what else might unfortunately happen to todd akin. >> hit him in the head a bag of glass. it has been known to happen. >> fun little gigglefest you guys were having there. >> we were having fun. >> stephanie: fortunately things happen! [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: jacki schechner i don't mean to be competitive in

a hoo ha sense, but do you have any of these super powers that i don't seem to possess. we have a secretion and an ejection button. do you have an ejection button in there, that you know of? >> not that i'm aware of. >> stephanie: jim is willing to go undercover to be sure. >> i appreciate that. it's a little frightening, i don't know what the argument is for here, more sexual health education in schools or someone like that is a lost cause? >> stephanie: maybe mitt romney with a white board. >> oh that would be good. he could draw a diagram of where that button is. >> stephanie: exactly. jacki schechner in the current news center, good morning. >> good morning. it is tough to complete with the

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be careful broken glass. we have lot of bags, having a of vipers. >> stephanie: bag of vipers. >> stephanie: how did that get there? >> there's vipers all over lincoln park. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: sometimes they simultaneously get into a bag at the same time. >> vipers all over lincoln park. oh god. you just got to know where to look. >> stephanie: republicans seem in a bit of a panic to have todd akin drop out. and missouri laws says if there should be an accident -- >> he could step on a bag of vipers. >> stephanie: it happens all the time. >> or a bag of sulfuric acid.

>> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. we're just saying i think the senate is in a little bit of a panic. [♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: all right. kids from laura, steph you were awesome saturday night. there is our second sexy liberal. we had a blast. it was fun to see buddy john and pam and rocky mountain mike. we brought our sexy liberal fan from columbus who laughed himself silly. did you notice how many people came to columbus from all across the country. and next up? >> ladies and gentlemen, the 2012 elections are just firing up. and everyone's favorite again-exer, stephanie miller and her band are coming back to you. ♪ i get so horny when i'm in seattle ♪ >> on saturday september 29th, 2012, the sexy liberal comedy

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>> excellent! >> stephanie: based on the congressman's analysis of the female's anatomy, it sounds like clay akin knows more about that women's bodies. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jane in washington. welcome. >> caller: i'm glad you are coming out here. we need you, gal. i'm wondering if this orcas that are running around -- do you know what orcas are? >> yes, killer whales. >> caller: no they are the organization of republicans -- and you insert your own word. i was wondering if anybody was talking about miscarriage. and if that would be considered

murder or child abuse -- >> stephanie: yeah literally certain forms of contraception are forbidden. inveto would be forbidden. that's how far right this stuff is. in fact would you like fun facts. >> sure. [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: todd akin's a mentor. he has a book called how would jesus vote. kennedy who the -- anti-defamation league called an -- said it would eventually lead to genocide. he said that rape victims who

choose abortion can be hysterical. and they can be responsible for rape. they are occasionally responsible for their own rape. saying, quote, unquote, even if they want to say the woman had some part in it, which in most cases they did not. surely the innocent party, the baby is killed. the woman is often contributed to the lust by wearing revealing clothes. husbands should determine if their wives can have abortions. criminalizing marital rape -- so many different kinds of rape -- they are like skittles. >> yeah. so many rainbows to taste. >> stephanie: yeah. he said it provides women, quote, a legal weapon to beat up on the husband. you wouldn't want to do that on

your rapist husband. yeah. okay. what? >> that's kind of gross. >> stephanie: oh wait there's more. where is my high school educational filmstrip. todd akin is far from the only conservative who suggests that women rarely get pregnant from rape. a lot of amateur scientists out there. he is not even the first lawmaker, a biological defense against pregnancy in cases of rape. in 1988 a state representative in pennsylvania said it is virtually impossible for a woman who gets rape to get pregnant. he said the odds are one in millions and millions and millions. >> does he have a case study for

that. >> stephanie: he said women possess a certain secretion to kill sperm. >> did he say the chemical makeup of this secretion -- >> stephanie: it's like a natural cedarside. >> it's like a goo. >> stephanie: yeah with delicious cedar smell. seven years henry aldridge argued for the elimination of a public fund so help poor women pay for abortion for the same reason. the facts show -- >> okay. >> stephanie: the facts show that people who are raped -- who are truly raped -- >> oh, really very truly raped -- ♪ really most sincerely raped ♪ >> stephanie: it's like when

munchkins announce it. so you would have to be most truly sincerely raped. >> is a true rape better than a legitimate rape or -- >> stephanie: the juices don't flow, the body functions don't work, and they don't get pregnant. >> four out of five doctors agree that you are an idiot. >> stephanie: to get pregnant it takes a little cooperation. >> stephanie: what -- wait a minute! >> stephanie: wait, there is more. >> the definition of rape is one is uncooperative. >> well, you can pretend you are not cooperating. >> stephanie: arkansas state representative botched his own cansy when he say that pregnant

resulting in rape is rare he reportedly used the phrase god's little shield. >> wow. [ applause ] >> stephanie: some people think it's a secretion, some people think it's a magical shield and some people think it's a magic button. i'm going to go out on a limb and say i bet none of them have ever given a woman an orgasm -- >> a what now? >> stephanie: surely in phoenix. welcome. >> caller: hi kids. we love you here believe it or not. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: the fact is who delivered -- who gave this nation social security? who gave this nation medicare? who gave this nation medicaid?

it was democrats. any republicans calling in should denounce it and hate it, they don't know anybody that was on social security or medicare. they don't have that experience. i also want to say that paul ryan benefited from his father's death on social security. so democrats delivered and they have been trying to get rid of these programs ever since they were created. >> stephanie: yeah absolutely. and that's the whole difference it's people that have had the same help that don't believe it in for other people. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: kids i get so many thank you letters for carbonite, and i occasionally get an oh no letter -- >> my computer fell on a bag of vipers. >> stephanie: a bag of glass

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cu [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello, current tv world. all right. jacki as you know you get love letters and also people that want to talk to you about your intellectual prowlus on health care. so we'll do that after the break. she has some questions for you. a medicare drop from right-wing world that will make your head explode.

[ explosion ] >> stephanie: and the letters i get, people calling me the k word which is the c word misspelled. >> don't waive it at the camera. what is wrong with you. >> stephanie: from jerry when i found your show one word came to mind k-word. what did he mean? all right. here she is jacki schechner. >> google your insults people. [ laughter ] >> the gop is working out its if i recall party platform in advance of month's convention start in tampa. and a somewhat surprising amendment proposal came up this morning. barbara fenton came up with an amendment that would support same-sex civil unions. a handful of people seconded her

proposal, but the party [ inaudible ] very strongly against it and it died quickly. that means the gop is going to stick to formally stick to opposing anything other than a union of one man and one woman. the gop did vote in favor of adding language that supports quote, the dignity and respect of americans, but because of the official constitutional amendment that they would prefer would bangay marriage even in the states where it already allowed. and there will be a human life amendment to the constitution making abortion illegal in all instances with no exception, including cases of rape or incest. the abortion issue is going to

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for 42 years of manufacturing of exotic wood smoking pipes. >> stephanie: awesome. yay, okay. [ applause ] >> stephanie: stephaniemiller.com the website. you are email us all there. jen in long island. dear steph thrilled to hear about the new york show. all four sexy liberals. we watch you on current tv. can't wait until october. hope max is doing better. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he is he is getting acupuncture and -- >> do we know what caused the seizures? >> stephanie: know. he is on a little bit of [ inaudible ]. >> what? >> stephanie: he is handsome and romantic. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: it's time for your

chewy med-da-[ inaudible ]s? what? anyway as we reviewed this one of my favorite hate letters ever. because this guy couldn't spell the c word. jerry, was flipping through the channels and ran across your show, and one word came to mind, k word. >> stop holding that up. >> stephanie: it's not even a word. >> we have standards and practices. >> stephanie: what do i know? i'm just a k word. i may need to take some mediswin before i go to hannity tonight. >> stop it.

♪ oh, oh jacki blue ♪ >> have you decided your ensemble for your big appearance tonight? >> stephanie: i have not bff. >> are you going to wear that dress? >> stephanie: what is wrong with the lace dress? >> i just fear what you might do in the lace dress. >> stephanie: okay. joy writes steph i would like to spend time with jacki, not in a gay way. my partner is an old public health nurse. let's say granny goes to skilled care facility for something, however, granny gets a bed sore and now due to the nel elect granny suffered, she has to be treated for the bed sore and the facility use today get paid for something the [ inaudible ]

that use of medicare money has ended. now hospitals are a lot more diligent about taking care of granny. think of all of the money this saves in medicare incidents. the facility can't bill medicare for the subsequent surgery anymore. joy in sacramento. your thoughts jacki schechner? >> well that's the waste fraud and abuse we are talking about. getting rid of these overpayments or these -- these false billings for things that medical providers should be more careful about. the whole idea of health care reform, beside providing access to people who don't have it but part of this is figuring out a way to streamline this money-driven system, not in a way that denies people care but

gets all of this excess expenditure out of the system because we're just throwing money away. >> stephanie: we are helpers. jim has pointed out that right wing callers sound like they left a sponge in their brain after brain surgery. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jacki schechner that's not what fred barns said. >> the medicare by the romney campaign, it is completely true. the $715 billion that's gone from medicare to help fund obamacare, and that's a fact. >> that's a lie. >> whether obama likes it or not. >> stephanie: they can call things facts. >> the earth is flat. >> i'm not entirely sure when truth became optional. it's just extraordinary that we

have gotten to the place where the noise is so loud that it is drowning out the facts. but when did the republicans become the great defenders of government health care. >> stephanie: right. >> now that they are saying they want to save medicare or preserve medicare since when has that been a republican thing. >> stephanie: but look into the big blue eyes -- look at his six-pack jacki, look. >> he does not have a six-pack. >> all of the political knowledge i have got, gop has never been in favor of medicare social security or any of these programs, and now all of a sudden, paul ryan is the great defender of medicare? >> stephanie: plus i don't get -- what they have been pushing for forever is to

privatize that. >> yes, that's the way you give more money to the insurance companies. medicare advantage came about -- it's basically paying private insurance companies for the same thing that medicare does. and we over pay them i think by 13%. the only reason medicare advantage came about is they said we can do this program bet ore than the government. and what they ended up doing is billing the government for the same stuff, they just bill them more, because they have overhead, marketing, and salaries, so it's more expensive. they don't do anything better. they just make money off of it. >> stephanie: yeah, this representative akin thing, he is

on the science committee. >> right. the lack of knowledge that men have about women -- i'm not talking about all men -- but at least these republican men have about women and women's bodies, and the way women operate -- it is astonishing. >> stephanie: i didn't know until yesterday, it's -- it's a thing that republicans have said or religious right figures. it really is a thing that they have perpetuated over the years. that women can somehow -- whatever we have a magical something, right, chris? either a secretion, ejection button -- >> a cedarcide. >> the same as the jump up and

down after sex thing -- >> or during. >> stephanie: or during. >> the president is out on the trail today talking about education, and how the romney/ryan budget is going to cut $15 billion out of education. if anything we need more education. this is huge evidence that we're not learning. at least some of us are learning, some of us are making it up as we go along. >> stephanie: how did george w. bush say it we aren't -- i can't remember. >> is our children learning. >> stephanie: there you go. >> also how to spell the curse word. >> stephanie: i want an america where someone knows how to spell the c word if they are going to call me that. >> stephanie: even if you take a french class they teach you how

to teach correctly in french. >> just stephanie miller said it's not spelled that way, doesn't mean she is right. >> stephanie: that's right. thank you jacki schechner. >> of course. [ applause ] >> stephanie: tom, steph, i feel embarrassed i didn't know your show existed until today. i was flipping through the channels and found it on current tv, and now you have a new fan. i live in lockport. that's momma's hometown. from 1964 to 1969 my parents remember your father coming to the ballpark and watching the games, so i suppose we live in a small world. yeah he was probably watching his two sons play baseball. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i have not stopped laughing all day since i turned your show on and i want you to

date one of my hot female colleagues here at delta college. speaking of my dad a lot of people talking about it because the "new york times" piece comparing him to ryan et cetera. give me my high school educational filmstrip. a lot of people know a little something about american political history. >> yes and your dad was part of it. >> stephanie: jeff, hey, steph. i was only 16 when your dad ran. following any jfk assassination. the moth father son and freaking holy ghost would not have been able to take the republicans. [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you. most people i know noted for johnson, but never expressed personal hatred for goldwater or

your dad. the parties were able to accomplish legislation and help build a social safety net. and he was talking about republicans also voted. in any case the election was over before it ever began. i got a kick out of the story about your dad asking the plane so circle while he was playing poker games. it was a very historic election for several reasons, it was the last time the southern states voted democratic. the demes were standing behind a principal. today too many democrats cave in. just wanted to put an historic background to the electorate in the early 1960s. thank you, jim. [ applause ] >> stephanie: all right. 18 minutes after the hour. we have richard belzer coming up.

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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. 23 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2. here is what you are missing if you are missing the bill bennett radio show. democrats are causing more rape with their gun control legislation. if women could carry guns there

would be less rape. [♪ somber music ♪] >>, a, women can carry guns. and b, bill bennett is a boring-ass show to listen to. >> stephanie: there is that. >> i don't recall women being prohibited from carrying guns. >> i don't either. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: mitt romney contending he is pointing out real differences while president obama is making claims that are patently false. >> obama: when you look at the campaign we are running, we are focused on the issues that the working american families are focused on. >> stephanie: obama also defended ad criticizing romney's

refusal release more than two years of tax returns. he said the stuff is pretty standard, and not overly personal. >> obama: the american people have assumed if you want to be president of the united states, that your life is an open book. when it comes to things like your finances. >> stephanie: by the way, the president talked about that ad about the guy from bain -- that bain put his company out -- the guy that lost his job and his wife died. he said i don't think governor romney is responsible for the wife's death. and the guy didn't say that. he said bain took over our company, went out of business lost his health insurance, and his wife eventually died. anyway, and then he went on to talk about todd akin's comments.

he said they were offensive, and went on to criticize efforts to limit abortions to, quote unquote, forcible rape. rape is rape the president said. [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you. richard in texas, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey, stephanie. now dumb as i am i didn't realize that your dad was george miller until recently -- >> stephanie: no, bill miller. >> caller: i'm sorry. my father was lyndon johnson's pole taker. and your dad was a very nice guy. >> stephanie: he was a very nice guy. >> caller: and today there is no way he could get into the republican party. >> stephanie: yeah they often do rankings based on votes, and paul ryan is provably the most

conservative vice president candidate ever. my dad is third from the most liberal, based on just -- and they didn't vote on everything they voted on today, but i think it's a point that a lot of people have made. so anyway, it -- as would ronald reagan, as would that socialist, george w. bush. penny in georgia, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, penny? >> hello? >> stephanie: penny for your thoughts? no. okay. dana in maryland. hi dana. >> caller: hi. when you are sitting and listening to the show, then you start thinking i should say this, you know you totally get off of what your point was going to be. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: i did want to mention three of mitt romney's sons did invitro. >> stephanie: i know.

>> caller: and one did the surrogate route and they had twins. so that must be an interesting conversation. >> stephanie: yes, i wonder if they have talked about that. paul ryan would disappear mitt's grandchildren into the corn field. >> caller: exactly. but think the whole rape thing is sick. and i have friends who have been raped. and i don't know what we do. i don't know what we do about it. i marched on saturday and you feel good about it. you get out there, and the next day you hear that. it's like that little sound you play, wa-wa. >> stephanie: yeah that's the problem. the running mate [ inaudible ] >> that's right. >> stephanie: as we have been mentioning all morning. no pregnancy should be terminated after fertilization.

ryan cosponsored with akin the sanctity of human life act. it empowers the federal and state government, and there are no exceptions for rape. and also banning taxpayer money for abortions including rape and endangerment of the mother's life. the bill was removed because it offended some people. >> you think? >> stephanie: yeah. >> good lord. >> stephanie: and it may be at odds with the official republican platform. it goes on and on. this is a sticky wicket for mitt romney. >> and we would know that. >> stephanie: a lot of republicans have made the same type of statement. this is not the first time. 29 minutes after the hour. back with richard belzer next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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"dead wrong: straight facts on the country's most controversial cover-ups." >> stephanie: oh, richard belzer joining us now. >> good morning. i'm finally on your show and i'm a huge fan. >> stephanie: oh, i'm a huge fan of yours too. >> and it's a too bad you left new york we could have had a doggy play day. >> stephanie: oh. >> it's okay. we'll hook up in new york. what is your name richard? >> stephanie: loved you as a comedian, love you on law and order of course. and where is your interest in this? i had no idea. this book is fascinating. >> thank you. i was a newspaper reporter before i was in show business. this one is a history book i'm very proud of it. it's just the facts man.

>> stephanie: yeah. >> i like one of the fbi agents we interviewed said i have no theories just facts. >> stephanie: yeah jesse ventura did the forward -- >> afterwards but who is counting. >> stephanie: yeah, whatever. let's get into some of it. do you still believe marilyn monroe overdosed on drugs? >> i never did. it's important because the first book to prove marilyn was murdered -- this is not here thatries or supposition, we have scientific and forensic facts, and she was supposedly -- had ingested pills, but there was -- no pills in her body. and the evidence for murder -- the first police officer on the scene said this is a staged event, and her body

was ramrod straight. there was no way for her to get water. she was not suicidal. she had a hair appointment the next day. she was murdered because -- i believe -- we can almost certainly say that it was apparently -- the catalyst for her murder was to implicate the kenendys and ruin them politically. so that was part of the reason for the cover up. because if there was a murder investigation, the attorney general would have to be called into it. and bobby, kennedy was in fact there that day. but they didn't count on people not calling the police for six hours and cleaning up the scene. >> stephanie: and we have seen so much of her recently -- i'm not sure if it was the anniversary -- >> yes the anniversary of her

death. the official date is august 5th, but she died on august 4th. >> stephanie: right. and i'm going to let jim take over. >> hey, how are you doing. big fan. >> thank you. >> i have studied this stuff for decades now, and the facts -- the -- the forensicsproof that it could not have been in either case a single assassin. kennedy was hit four times twice from behind and twice from the front. >> jack or bobby now? >> i'm talking jack. >> robert kennedy had powder burns on his hair -- >> right. and he was being tackled. >> also they found 14 bullets in that pantry. >> yeah and the county coroner showed that he was shot from the

left and behind from less than an inch away. >> exactly. >> stephanie: who was behind that then? >> it's hard to say who did it. because a lot of time the cover up is bigger than the crime. because there are elements within the government to do some terrible thing, and then the government has to cover it up. so a lot of times people will cover up a crime they are not even involved in. >> yeah. >> i believe bobby was probably taken out by the same elements that took out his brother and dr. king. >> uh-huh. >> actually very few people know in 1999 a jury in tennessee, at a civil trial agreed with the department that james [ inaudible ] had been set up, that a conspiracy was responsible for the assassination of martin luther king. that's a civil trial in 1999.

and dr. king's family agreed with james earl -- >> stephanie: richard have you always -- you know i guess i'll put it distrusted the government? >> i was a newspaper reporter and just reflectively since -- you know, they exploded john kennedy's head in brood daylight in 1963 that kind of shook me up and then later malcolm x and then martin luther king. and then john kennedy, a lot of the same names starting popping up. >> uh-huh. >> turns out presidents are just part-time workers. >> stephanie: if you ever do come to l.a. -- i can testify that jim ward -- he is at my house almost every other weekend at a party and literally this is what he talks about --

>> i have never been invited at one of your parties -- >> stephanie: you have a standing invitation, but you and jim will not be able to be pried apart. >> nixon was talking about the bay of pigs, and [ inaudible ] said that was code word for the kennedy assassination. >> a lot of people think the reason nixon was taken down, because he threated the cia. and he was threatening the wrong people, and next thing you know you know, he is gone. they don't have to kill anybody anymore. they can disgrace them or give them a disease or something. >> stephanie: is this how you ended up on a show about -- you know -- [ laughter ] >> no, not at all. the way i got homicide and you will appreciate this stephanie,

i was on howard stern one morning, and barry levinson was driving to the studio, and homicide hat been cast except for my character, and barry said let's bring richard in to read for it. and that was the history 20 years ago. >> stephanie: well, you are terrific at it. >> thank you. >> stephanie: well, i adore you as both, the book is fascinating. it is called "dead wrong: straight facts on the country's most controversial cover-ups." >> when i'm in l.a., i'll come into the studio. >> stephanie: we would love that. >> i'll be there next month. thank you so much. >> stephanie: all right. i'm going to pick out a swim suit for you for the pool party. >> all right. i'll wear my one-piece.

>> stephanie: thank you, richard. wow that is so cool. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we have not gotten into the details of the republican swimmers in the sea of galilee. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: we have been distracted by todd akin and his rapy comments. okay. the fbi -- this is just -- i swear to god do they just give each other cover, because -- >> clay akin is actually more -- >> intelligent -- >> entitled to talk about lady parts than the other akin. >> stephanie: yes, exactly. >> clay akin has never been anywhere near lady partings since he was born. >> stephanie: yeah, that's the last one he saw. >> oh get me out of here! [ laughter ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> the fbi probed a light night swim in the sea of galilee that involves numerous politicians

during a fact-finding -- i wonder what they were looking for, a fact-finding congressional trip to the holy land, the congressman took off their clothes and jump into the sea of galilee. whoo! guess who else went swimming representative ben quayle. [ applause ] >> stephanie: several privately admitted that alcohol may have played a part. >> stephanie: that is where jesus is said to have walked on water. >> i think even jesus when he did that had clothes on. [ applause ] >> i did what? wow, i must have been drunk. >> okay. no. that was a line from jesus

christ superstuds. [ buzzer ] >> we will not go there. >> stephanie: i'm saying if you love israel enough, you have to physically [ censor bleep ] israel. >> hump the sea of galilee. >> stephanie: doug in north carolina welcome. >> caller: hello how are y'all doing. hey, do me a favor, ask shawn when is he going to get water boarded for charity? >> stephanie: that's right. >> caller: if he starts calling us gutless -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> she will never be invited back. >> stephanie: i'll probably be canceled before tonight anyway. >> caller: keep that in the back of your mind. i used to consider myself a moderate republican, but i am definitely voting for obama,

because i can't believe all of those knuckle draggers coming out, like that guy that said i thought women liked to be probed. we have this guy that just graduated from college and obviously doesn't have enough life experience. he was talking about abortion, and i called him up, and said what about that reporter that was raped in egypt should she have to have a baby? oh, yeah, yeah. i said what about if you were married to her? yeah, yeah. i would still want to have that baby >> stephanie: now. i'm always winded. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> well, i guess that makes your naughty parts tingle.

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♪ i'm changing for -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ -- this lady i'm freaking for my little baby because you make me feel good ♪ ♪ she's so fine ♪ >> stephanie:um, um um. it is the "stephanie miller show." 51 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2, the phone number. ken in adirondack. >> caller: adirondack ken with ak. >> stephanie: okay. [ laughter ]

>> caller: he is teaching them how to take 20% off of the top or worse teaching them how to go the good fellow's route, tell them everything they want to hear, load it up with debt and then burn it down and walk away. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: they are calling it a crisis when they are 16 trillion in debt. what is it going to look when ryan's budget puts everything back into cohesion. >> stephanie: yeah neither of them does anything about the deficit. and here is mitt romney. >> romney: i will not raise taxes on the american people on middle income americans. we're going to get this economy going, and mr. president stop saying something that is not the truth! [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the president is getting that from a non-partisan tax policy center who says that

mitt romney's plan will raise taxes on the middle class. >> yes, from a non-partisan group. >> stephanie: again. it's not from a democratic group. >> right. >> stephanie: mittens again. >> romney: it seems the first victim of an obama campaign is the truth. we have heard one attack after another. and frankly they are typically not honest. >> stephanie: really? him quoting a non-partisan tax center -- >> that's dishonest. how dare you angry, angry, hateful man. >> stephanie: here is paul ryan. >> this is the third president i have served with and i have never seen such bitter partisan rhetoric like the kind we have today. >> stephanie: angry black man. david axelrod said romney's

campaign has been predicated on negative campaigning from the beginning. now he is moralizing on the tone of the campaign. it's observe. it's pius nonsense. so quote newt gingrich. he said they put great force behind the charges in terms of money and power. he then quoted a democratic congressman from virginia who said mitt romney is the only person in america who looked at the way congress was behaving and said i want the brains behind that operation. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: axelrod said insulting our greatest ally wasn't that helpful. >> did i mention that britain

sucks ass? [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: i bet i'll be ask about this tonight on fox, the group -- the sales -- >> navy seals. >> stephanie: yes. a group released a video accusing president obama of jeopardizing confidential information, and now the founder of these videos has now been identified as a birther. he claims to be concerned with veterans trying to stop leaks, but admits freely that it is rooted in his personal dislike of the president and wants to see him replaced. and he also swift voted john kerry. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that's who those guys -- >> hats are.

>> stephanie: are. >> but thank you for your service. >> stephanie: yes. this is why they need to stop people from voting. doug preisse is the one that said i really feel we shouldn't contort the voting process, let's be fair and reasonable. are only so many negroes we should allow to vote. what? what did i say? >> allen west for example. >> stephanie: yes, that guy. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: we have to send our shoutouts to willie nelson who has been having breathing problems. we just had him on the show. he was supposed to play at a fund raiser in colorado, but was suffering from breathing problems due to the high altitude, and we wish him well. >> and rosy oh donal had a heart

attack and just announced it. >> and of course phyllis diller. >> stephanie: yeah phyllis we love you. arnold schwarzenegger admits his body feels the pain much more these days. >> ah my femur! >> stephanie: at 65 your knees aren't as for giving anymore. >> it's not a tiemor it's my knee. >> stephanie: when you do action movies, you realize it takes longer to recuperate. because he has to get on his knees a lot. fill in your own joke. >> that's a made joke. >> stephanie: madonna -- why would you go to a madonna

concert? anti-gay sentiment is strong in russia making it illegal to promote homosexuality to minors. so she is being sued. >> wow. i guess lady gaga won't be performing there. >> stephanie: i guess not. kids sexy liberal tickets going very fast. get your tickets now. i would like to thank executive producer, voice deity, jim ward tee bone out there in his tight little shirt, jacki schechner, kelby, not shelby and of course on behalf of me the k word. that's it for us. we'll see you tomorrow with ha