[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: all right. well, kids now what are we going to talk about? now that mitt romney's campaign is over essentially. jacki schechner is there anything in the news how? >> really nothing. it's quiet. there's nothing on youtube or no videos to watch. >> stephanie: is he just going

to change his campaign to screw you america! have you ever seen a press conference like that? even his hair didn't look good? >> this is scrambling by definition. >> stephanie: yeah somebody didn't even take a second to smooth back his hair. >> was that at a high school gymnasium. >> it was a fund raiser. >> curtains for you! >> stephanie: here is jacki schechner. >> 47% of america turns out mitt romney america is just not that in to you. "mother jones" recorded a series of videos in may at the home of a wealthy donor, people paid $50,000 a head. and this is what he said.

>> yeah, they are asking for a lot there. the romney campaign as steph mentioned scrambled to put together a late night press conference. >> of course individuals are -- are going to take responsible for my life and my campaign about helping people take more responsibility and becoming employed again. >> the obama campaign said mitt romney shows disdain and disgust for half of america and has no business being president. and jimmy carter's grandson james produced the video. he has been out of work and is doing republican opposition

research, essentially just for fun. the chair of the democratic party tweeted out he is offering james a job. he can come to ohio and start work today. we're back with more stephanie after the break. stay with us. susan sarandon and cyndi lauper. from silver screens... to flat screens... twizzlerize your entertainment everyday with twizzlers the twist you can't resist.

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don't you feel like we should have a putting out of his misery -- early election. >> i just want to give him a hug. >> i just wanted to spit on my hands and fix his hair last night. >> he doesn't need 47% of the people to win, free loading losers. >> come on. he just looked shell shocked. what -- what -- >> i -- i -- i -- i -- i -- i -- ahhhhh . . . >> stephanie: gov non-romney has always said -- no not exactly like that. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: joining us from the current news center jacki has to be in the fort for this. haven't we already had several of the moments? like that's the campaign-ending tour. we thought last week was the

end, no no. >> i like how each time he doubles down. >> i didn't mean to say they were victims. i meant to say they were losers. >> stephanie: wow, jacki schechner. >> i don't know how you bounce back from that one talk about the october surprise in september, huh? >> stephanie: yeah, it was just -- for me to say his hair looked is bad -- i mean that's all he had left was good hair. >> he is running out of feet to shoot himself in. >> stephanie: what time was that jack? it was like he was having a press conference now? >> as you know i was asleep -- >> so was i -- >> my news sources tell me it was 10:00 eastern last night. >> stephanie: she means that we all go to bed at -- >> at stupid o'clock --

>> stephanie: not that we all go to bed together. okay. jacki schechner he seemed to think it was all fixed after this. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i'm really -- if you ask me to be his advisor today i would say i -- i -- i don't know. i don't know. >> stephanie: yeah. love when like your friends and family members -- my sister called me at 5:00 this morning, she is like -- i'm like yes, yes, yes. i have got it. i know. >> there is a growth a reuter's article. it's a white 52-year-old southern baptist from virginia who believes -- >> stephanie: i saw that yesterday. >> he said he is going to help the upper class -- when you lose that constituency.

>> stephanie: yeah, and she thinks obama is a muslim. i'm going to vote for the muslim. >> yeah, it's not just eliminating entitlement programs it's that he fundamentally doesn't believe that anybody needs that. that's extrordanaire, and it's not just people below the poverty level. he doesn't understand what it means to be a normal every day working american. >> stephanie: and once again it is not a gaffe, right? if you want free stuff vote for the other guy. why do they keep missing -- we're entitled to it. >> stephanie: we paid into it. >> it's an insurance plan. >> yeah we're not -- we're not handing out socialized medicine free health care and saying when we retire you, we give you magic that came out of the magic thin air tree. this is money that we allow for people who are getting older to

afford things like living expenses and medical care. >> stephanie: yeah -- >> and a unicorn that farts glitter. [ farting sounds ] >> yeah, we all need one of those. >> stephanie: i would prefer a leprecon that farts cold dust. [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: i just prefer free anything. remember in the old days kids let's gather around and listen to it together. >> romney: 47% of the people who vote for the president believe they are victims believes the government have responsibility to care for them, who believe they are entitled to health care, food housing, you name it. it's an entitlement, and the government should give it to them, and they will vote for this president no matter what. >> stephanie: well, mitt romney talking about who is entitled. >> i consider myself inherently

selfish that i would like to have health care and a roof over my head and food. >> stuff i have already paid for! >> stephanie: yeah, and some of the stuff was like of like overshadows. did you see when he said it certainly would be helpful if i could be latino. >> romney: had i been born of mexican parents, i would have a better shot to win this. [ laughter ] >> romney: i say that jokingly, but the out come -- >> stephanie: can i just tell you how familiar i am with rich person republican country club laughter. [ mocking laughter ] >> that's why he thinks he is funny. >> stephanie: did you hear

everybody saying he is so loose and ad libby. >> that's his crowd. >> stephanie: exactly. i don't even know where to start with this. did you get this jacki. secret footage at a sex hedge fund manager. >> wow. >> what? >> stephanie: he is the stephanie miller of hedge funds. >> the house where this was filmed was at the house of this guy. >> i did not get that tidbit. >> stephanie: listen, i have some ideas for my party this weekend. at the home guests kavotered nude in the pool. and [ inaudible ]. >> you don't want to do that

naked. >> stephanie: my question is why has jacki schechner never done this at my parties. >> my naked fire baton routine -- >> stephanie: no, the dancer weren't naked. no, no no. we're maked in the pool. you are fully clothed with your baton. >> oh, god. >> stephanie: people who want to get hjs in the pool while watching naked russian dancers, are campaign donors. >> hjs? >> stephanie: i don't know. >> and this is the gift that keeps on giving thanks to by the way to jimmy carter's grandson. >> wait, what? >> jimmy carter's grandson has been doing republican op-ed

research, and he found the video on youtube and connected the anonymous user -- and -- >> stephanie: maybe he just got a little bit tired of the romney campaign going is it worse than jimmy carter? you shouldn't poke the carters with a sharp stick apparently. >> is it really that mitt romney doesn't understand the camera phone concept? maybe he and george allen should have -- >> yeah. >> at some point people have to realize that an entire political career can come down to a recording of something that is allegedly behind closed doors. >> nothing is behind closed

doors anymore, nothing. >> stephanie: boy, have i learned that the hard way. >> we all have a sex tape. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: what? >> i'm looking for that online. >> stephanie: there was literally how many minutes of hum-nah -- >> and what was one of the videos about not wanting to expose ann romney too much so people don't get sick of her. >> stephanie: yeah we use ann sparingly right now so people don't get tired of her. >> i have to find a husband one day who says those things about me. >> stephanie: she is like frankensince and mur. >> i love you women! >> stephanie: and he decided to

turn down the appearance on "saturday night live." because it has the appearance of looking slapstick. >> yeah he approved clint eastwood doing that thing at his convention. >> stephanie: yes. that's republican comedy. >> do you think they are scrambling today to figure out how many more of these there might be. >> stephanie: even the "politico" piece that's like a postmortem, now everybody is throwing everybody under the bus -- it's stuart's fault! moron! it was like the postmortem you saw after the mccain campaign. >> yeah, that was the big conversation of why this article, why now? and it did seem like the manufacture you script for the movie of after it's over. >> stephanie: and i was just going to say the screen writer

of game changer is already furious. they are trying to think of a few spin on a name that doesn't sound like game changer -- >> game over. >> game over, man! [ applause ] >> stephanie: jacki with the tip-in at the buzzer. all right. we're officially having too much fun now. jacki schechner go back to work. try to seem fair and balanced. >> i'm going to go hang out with my 47% people. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: bye, honey. oh, we are just having too much fun now. are you guying going to give the money back? >> what money? you make us work for free. can you free zero? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah do what we do, get carbonite.

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schechner into baton twirling at the next party. >> oh, boy. naked baton twirling. >> and russian dancers, where do you get those? >> along fairfax, and santa monica. >> stephanie: you can get anything you need in america if you take [ laughter ] >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. let's go to mary in chicago. >> caller: hi, you keep saying that romney kept saying victim. well, i think what he really meant was maybe 99% of the people -- i live in chicago -- >> stephanie: uh-huh. >> caller: okay. and it would be african/american people that are already on

welfare -- >> stephanie: right. >> caller: that already get food stamps, health care -- >> stephanie: that explains it. >> caller: everything else for free -- >> stephanie: you know the majority of people on welfare are white people right? >> caller: what are the percentage that make up black people in this world -- 12% -- 8% -- >> wow mary that's horribly racist. >> caller: no. no. no. >> stephanie: at least they are not taking food stamps because they are mostly in jail. right? >> caller: well, you know what? who knows. the baby mommas they are the ones collecting. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: perhaps chicago is not your best choice of place to live -- >> montana right be better. >> stephanie: wyoming. >> caller: it's the fact isn't it? >> stephanie: no, mary the vast

majority of people on welfare are white. >> caller: well, i tell you what i have a son who needed emergency surgery. he is out of a job. he gets a very small unemployment check -- >> stephanie: so he is living off of the government teat. >> caller: maybe you can get food stamps. they offered him $13 a month. what is he going to do with $13? i go to the store. i'm counting everything -- >> stephanie: so you are saying the government is not giving him enough -- >> it's because they are giving it all to black people. >> caller: over in chicago, the welfare office you go to any one -- i would say 95% would be black, hispanic -- >> stephanie: so you are saying your son is not getting enough welfare because -- >> caller: he is not welfare -- >> stephanie: he is not getting enough food stamps because why? >> caller: why bother? he told them $13?

what am i going to do with $13. >> stephanie: so, okay. so your son is presumably white -- i'm just guessing? >> caller: yes. >> stephanie: you didn't marry a black man, right? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i was just checking. what if your son fell in love with a black girl. >> caller: i don't think that would happen. it has nothing to do with being racist -- >> stephanie: it doesn't have to do with being racist when you said most black people are in jail? >> caller: no that's just not how it is. >> caller: do a poll of how many prisons are in this country, and let's count heads -- >> okay. >> stephanie: okay. but why -- why did your son -- so your son -- you think black people take too many

handouts, but your son went to get a handout -- >> caller: well the unemployment office told them to. >> stephanie: what do black people have to do with that? >> geez whiz i'm going to the grocery store. you have people and the majority are black. their carts are filled. and they go in the parking lot -- >> stephanie: black people are eating too much food? >> caller: you know what -- you -- you get off the subject -- >> you brought it up. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i don't understand the point about them having full shopping carts -- >> caller: they are buying too much food. and they are not paying any taxes. >> yes they pay sales taxes. they pay gas tax -- >> caller: oh, pay pay sales tax -- but they are not getting a paycheck. >> stephanie: none of them are? wow, i'm really sorry we're out

of time. no black people need a paycheck. because they are all in prison. wow! right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ the whole thing makes me ♪ crazy ♪ (vo) jennifer granholm ... >>for every discouraged voter, there are ten angry ones taking action. trickle down does not work. in romney's world, cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft. that is a whole bunch of bunk. the powerful may steal an election, but they can't steal democracy.

[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller -- >> she is wonderful. >> they drive around in their cadillac with the full cart of food, and my son got $13. >> stephanie: we just talked to the last remaining romney supporter. >> i tell you what that guy should not drive around in an

escalade full of food like that when he should be president. >> stephanie: i bet she is going to find john from amherst on e-harmony. john previously told us the mortgage crisis was caused by -- >> black guys. >> stephanie: to review. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: mary said most black people are in prison which destroyed her argument that all of them are on food stamps. they drive cadillacs and buy entirely too much food and that's why her son only gets $13 -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: here is my escalade full of food. >> and i got $13. what am i going to do with $13. >> the twitter verse has taken to calling her road flair mary. >> stephanie: there is not much

greeting or salutation. you know me i'm like good morning, mary! hi. let me get right to my point. >> she should have a debate with your sister mary. >> stephanie: we all need love. maybe that's all she is missing, jim. okay. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. okay. let's go to -- let's go -- oh it's the john and pam show! let's talk to john and pam in ohio. there we go. ♪ in ohio it's the john and pam show ♪ ♪ it's the john and pam, john and pam, john and pam show ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, john and pam. >> good morning, everybody. >> caller: good morning, sweetheart. i really hate to follow that

comedic act you just had on there. >> stephanie: it's tough. >> caller: i -- i -- i don't know what to say. >> stephanie: i know. right. how much do i love my job in i love it. >> caller: thank god you are back. that's all i can say honey. i think the village needs their idiot back. i have to talk fast, and you know that is going to be a hoot. no, what really ticked me off -- i finally went to bed this morning a little bit after 3:00. my facebook wall blew up. i had so many haters -- i lost friends, but that's okay. but you know what got me on that video, he kept referring to the 47% as those people. >> stephanie: oh yeah. it is worse than disdain. it really was stunning. we all remember moments in

campaigns. this is just like oh, know. you know when there is a panicked late-night press conference it is bad. >> caller: maybe his wife should have done something with that nappy ass -- excuse me -- that nappy head. i'm sorry, stephanie. >> stephanie: oh, pam. >> caller: i got up this morning and i said you got to get on that phone. i have to talk to that stephanie. >> stephanie: i think ann even said you're on your own. >> caller: honey i'm so glad you are back. >> caller: okay. mitt is going to have to send the chair to the first debate because that's the only one that has any intelligence in that campaign. and when you walk across the

pasture and everything after the cows have been out there, there are only so many cow patties you can step in. and i think mitt has stepped in every one of them. >> stephanie: thank you for that homespun -- thank you, guys. [ applause ] >> caller: thank you. >> stephanie: because we care, mary, we know you are still listening. we know you just need love. >> finding true right-wing love is challenge. so that's why i created tea party harmony. we have the patented 19 dimensions of douche bagry. >> when i met sam for a first date at the firing range it was just boom. >> we all know obama wasn't born in america. >> i'm afraid of brown people. >> don't tread on me.

>> i found out he kind of likes that. >> find that one person that is going to love you passionately with the gun toting tea party nut that you are. review your compatible wing nuts for free at teepartyharmony.com. [ applause ] >> stephanie: here is some mittens -- it's candid romney. >> romney: with have a very different approach between a government-driven society and a society driven on dreaming. of course i want to help all americans -- >> stephanie: of course you do. >> romney: all americans have a bright and prosperous future, and i'm convinced the president's approach has not done that and will not do that. [ mumbling ]

>> by all i mean -- people in their cadillac escalades full of food. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you know when reince penis comes out there has been a problem. >> what we do have very clearly is a government and a society here in this country that is becoming dependent. this is something advertised by barack obama himself on his own website when they came out with this life of julia push over the summer. it is a choice election between what type of country you want to have, and i can guarantee you that the american dream was not built upon the life of julia society, advertised by barack obama. >> hello he whined. >> stephanie: nicely done. really. damage control accomplished. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that's all smoothed over now. >> he is awful. >> wow. >> stephanie: he really is. reince preibus. >> reince preibus! >> if only he would have that

energy. [ moaning ] >> stephanie: okay. all right. this is my favorite part of romney talking about how tell things are going. >> romney: i have a terrific campaign, my senior campaign people work extraordinarily well together and these types of stories take away what is really important to the american people. >> stephanie: the process of your campaign imploding? is that what you mean? [ explosion ] >> i want all of the american people to succeed, except those 47% of freeloaders. what? what did i say? what? [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: it's real good what you did mitt. you did real good. >> you are a bad man. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: okay. >> very bad man! >> stephanie: sharon in

missouri, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, sharon. >> caller: hi there, thank you for current tv and thank you for the cenk uygur show. he is hot. >> stephanie: oh wow. >> caller: you know that ann rand lady. >> stephanie: ayn rand. >> caller: he is looks like that woman that used to hang out with heidi flice. but he is going to have to put high fences around the factories, because everyone will want to get the jobs for like

$0.12. >> stephanie: did you see him talking about chinese slavery. >> 12 girls to a room. that's marvellous. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: in case you have been in a cave mitt romney during a private fund raiser told a group of donors in much blunter terms how he feels about his election he joked about his wealth and quipped that we would have a better shot at victory if he were a latino. he dismisses supporters of president obama as people who are so dependent on the government that they will suppose him no matter what. he said there are 47% of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. all right. 47% of them who are with him who with dependent on government

who think they are victims. really? who believe the government have a responsibility to care for them. who believe they ren titled to health care, food, you name it. that's an entitled. no, you mittens are entitled. the rest of it have paid into it. >> and what is the right to -- what is the word? >> stephanie: what. >> i'm having a brain fart. >> stephanie: he said my job is not to worry about those people. and it's the president engaging in class war fair. let me get this straight. i don't have to worry about half of the country. i will never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives. half of the country takes no personal responsibility and doesn't care for their life. really mittens? obama's campaign manager called

it shocking. he said it is hard to serve as president when you have disdainfully written off half of the americans. my dad was born in mexico. people are already chuckling -- [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: we're talking about the brown ones. he has been born mexican parents i would have a better shot of winning. i say that jokingly. [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: it would be helpful to be latino. [ crickets chirping ] >> wow. wow. [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: i love this part. romney also spoke of his wealth claiming he is a self made millionaire. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah that kind of self made millionaire. he said i have inherited nothing. ♪ you have are a lying sack of

crap ♪ >> stephanie: i have inherited nothing. i was born with the greatest privilege just to be born in america. he was born a poor black child. that was he only advantage he had was being born in america, chris. it is not like his father was governor and ran a car company or anything like that. wow, that was breathtaking. i need to recover from this for a moment. as it turns out people have some thoughts. >> you think? >> stephanie: yeah, 47 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> that laughter sounds like the result of misbehavior. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot. understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from

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four ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ she wore a raspberry berea, the kind you find in a second-hand story a raspberry berea, i think i love her ♪ >> that's all jacki is going to be wearing when she does her baton routine. >> stephanie: stop it. laura ingram says it is a rid lickous. >> why are you even paying at attention to it. pay attention to meeeeeeee. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> look over there at that naked baton twirling.

>> stephanie: you thought the last seven romney gaffes were bad -- just to be a fly on the wall in the right-wing living rooms. i think we need a mercy election, and get this do you havous off of the world stage. now he is insulting china. he has insulted pretty much the entire world. israel and the palestinians. that is tough to do. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he insulted the palestinians, we said you jews are doing so well because we gave you the money. [♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: yeah. let's go to maria in los angeles. hi, maria. >> caller: hi. i appreciate you taking my call. i think you touched on this but the main irony in the quote that

you had from romney this morning is not the 47% that aren't paying their taxes because they can't, it's the 1% that are the entitled bums that are not paying their taxes. >> stephanie: yeah that's the irony. that's why he is not releasing them is harry reid is probably right. particularly in some years. we brought this up because you said it we pay income -- we pay payroll tax, sales tax >> tax on gasoline -- >> stephanie: that's not fair to say they don't pay anything. of course they do. >> caller: i think what escapes a lot of people that are just envious that the 1% get away with not paying taxes is who pay his taxes? we do. we have to pay the portion he is not paying.

>> stephanie: yeah. by the way mittens you didn't build that. you got money from daddy, and oh, yes -- what we just said government stuff roads to your business. what the president was talking about it. but how rich it is that mitt romney is talking about those of us who are entitled. let's go to cindy in pennsylvania. hi, cindy. >> caller: hi, how are you? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i wanted to make a point from mitt's screw up from yesterday when he mentioned that he would have a better chance of winning if he was latino. but his father was born in mexico so doesn't that make him latino. >> stephanie: no.

he was escaping the -- >> caller: but it says that he was born in mexico -- >> right. but that doesn't make him a latino decent. >> caller: and then the other thing, if we was born in mexico how was he able to run for president. >> stephanie: yeah, i have wondered that. >> i think because both of george romney's parents were american that made him eligible to run for president. >> stephanie: go ahead. >> caller: hey, road flair mary -- i loved that. i watched the voter values which was hard but i did it anyway.

and ryan made a comment and he said their ticket as a vision quote unquote, leaving details to be filled in by congress. and my question was what? >> stephanie: yeah how is that for leading from behind. >> caller: they have 12% approval rating so they can probably handle that when they get back when? >> stephanie: actually it is 10%. if you are keeping track. >> caller: whatever. >> stephanie: this is a guy that said he did the budget but they didn't run the numbers on it. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> isn't that pretty much what most budgets are made of up -- >> stephanie: yeah, it's like me saying i wrote a book and there's no -- >> no words. >> stephanie: no words. >> we'll leave that to congress to fill in all of the word stuff in my book. >> stephanie: ronnie in richmond. >> caller: hey, guys welcome back from vacation.

we missed ya. >> stephanie: thank you, you too. >> caller: i just got in and seeing this for the first time i got bad breath right now because every time i hear mitt romney i throw up. and he tells so many lies and he is for the rich people. and at least obamacares about everyone. and mary from chicago, i don't know what her deal was, but, you know, people need help out there. what is wrong with that? >> i think i know what her deal is. >> stephanie: i think kind of -- >> black guys in their cadillacs full of food! >> stephanie: maybe it was the hood that obscures her. maybe it's hard to hear here through the hood. >> that's right. >> stephanie: we have colonel wayne powell. we have a big show. >> we do. >> stephanie: stay tuned it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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♪ ♪ in her uptown world ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it, 23 minutes after the hour. vacation momma and roland's pictures are up. the bike tour and the kennedy compound. >> it looks like a douche

commercial. you are joyous on a beach. >> stephanie: i am joyous on a beach. >> are you on a horse? >> stephanie: no. can i just say that boys are disgusting -- traveling with somebody 24-7. i saw his balls. >> what? >> stephanie: yes, he was laying a robe i was like oh god! [ screaming ] [ laughter ] >> when was the last time you saw those? >> stephanie: it has been a long time -- >> i have forgotten what those look like -- >> i just think i'm going barf! >> stephanie: yeah and he saw my cooter once he said. he is like traveling with a toddler. his bag explodes -- >> he is high strung. >> stephanie: he is like big pen. his stuff is everywhere.

>> you two were made for each other. you are both high strung and neurotic. >> stephanie: we had a great time. you should have seen me running around the kennedy compound trying to clean up after him. towels on the floor -- i shouldn't mention this but he didn't flush. [ screaming ] >> >> stephanie: i'm like you left a lincoln log in the kennedy toilet! >> oh maybe it was a two flusher and he only did one flush. >> stephanie: oh, boy! >> i'm just saying. >> his mind wanders. >> stephanie: i have posttraumatic stress disorder from seeing -- >> his balls. >> and his deuce. i just got gayer. >> i'm surprised ethel kennedy

didn't just kick you guys out. >> stephanie: because i was cleaning up after him the whole time. there were triscutt -- you ate ethel kennedy's triscutt -- >> stephanie: they were bobby's? >> did you replace said triscutts? >> stephanie: oh my god, it was the best hors-d' oeuvres with her. we got to watch tv together. and then she kicked my ass a banana gram. kendra from chicago you are on

the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, stephanie. i love watching you guys whenever i take off work or when i'm late for work. >> stephanie: thank you. we appreciate making you late to work. go ahead. we're all the 47% that live off of the government anyway. >> caller: listen i'm one of those black born -- [ gasping ] >> caller: born and raised in chicago. >> stephanie: oh so you are on your way to fill your escalade up with food? when did you get out of prison? >> caller: you know, just yesterday. and i'm looking to score. i'm looking to score. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jim actually said that during the break. he said i hope some black people call from their escalades on the way to the grocery store. >> caller: here you go. i'm kind of glad that we are where we are right now in this

moment of time, because it is really letting us see what people really think, because people have gone so completely bat crazy with barack obama being in the white house and the things they usually talk about amongst themselves they are letting out now. thanks guys. tell me what you really think. >> stephanie: that's the shocking thing about this video of romney. that caller, there are people that agree with him. >> caller: oh, absolutely. absolutely. and it's so sad, and it breaks my heart. but i work for a really well established organization in chicago, and it's about 70% of our staff is african american and we -- we're professionals stephanie. we -- must of us are multi-degreed. we go to work every day, we pay our rent our mortgage, our bills, our taxes, and, you know, it just -- i want to tell these people like mary we are not

your problem. we are not your problem. >> stephanie: yeah, i have had conversations -- just -- it really is stunning kendra. i have had people say things that are similar to what mary said -- >> if you have to start a sentence with i'm not a racist bus -- >> caller: don't fall for it guys. we are not the problem. the big companies getting subsidies and getting bailed out and stuff like that, those are your enemies, but they put up the big shiny objects in the form of brown people -- >> stephanie: yeah i know this person that said i know this black person. she is scamming me. and i'm like i know two people that went to dartmouth. >> caller: exactly. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. charlie pierce from esquire.com

next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ (vo) jennifer granholm ... >>for every discouraged voter, there are ten angry ones taking action. trickle down does not work. in romney's world, cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft. that is a whole bunch of bunk. the powerful may steal an election, but they can't steal democracy.

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sticks in my head and makes my giggle uncontrollably. it was calling scott walker something -- i -- gaga eyed homungulous that the koch brothers hired to one wisconsin. >> why don't you ask him for an exact quote? >> stephanie: okay i will. ♪ pierce ♪ ♪ pierce ♪ >> stephanie: charlie pierce political columnist for esquire.com. ♪ why is everybody always laughing with me ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, charlie pierce. >> i'm just sitting back her mooching. >> stephanie: you 47%er. richard, handsome and stupid is no way to go through life. >> stephanie: yeah, we thought it was going to be about the 1%.

the election is now about the 47% of us. >> as people pointed out, this isn't original with him. >> stephanie: i know what is going on. this press conference last night was hilarious -- it is the first time in my life i have seen his hair look bad. >> his hair is leaking to "politico." [ laughter ] >> stephanie: his hair helmet is trying to escape. >> i like that little thing in front of paul ryan's head. let's go be part of that. >> stephanie: this is fairly incredible, isn't it? >> well, it's incredible for a number of reasons. i don't think it is going to hurt him as bad as a lot of people think, because i think there are a lot of people out there who agree with him. and boy are they selling him

out. >> stephanie: right the political story -- >> somebody had to get this to david corn. >> stephanie: yeah. >> it had to be somebody who was invited to that thing. i don't think one of the waiters had a camera secreted on the oyster tray. and number 3, they had to know this was coming. >> right. >> stephanie: how -- >> the best response they could come up with was putting mitt romney unscripted behind a microphone. what could possibly go wrong there? >> stephanie: but we were saying this is not a gaffe. romney has said things like this in public. if you want free stuff vote for the other guy. and they were saying how loose he seemed. >> of course these are the people that he believes are entitled to the truth. the rest of us are entitled to whatever he wants to sell us.

>> stephanie: last night do you feel like anybody said well that's good. we put to that to rest. >> stephanie: it was inelegantly said. >> how do you say what he said elegantly, you tack an order for a little bit of [ inaudible ] at the end? >> stephanie: right. but you commented on this before -- before this latest -- i guess we'll just call it a gaffe. the recent stumble on stevens, we need to not overlook romney's role on this. he is running specifically as a great manager, and his campaign is in complete disarray. >> yes, he is a terrible manager. i thought he was a guy who couldn't buy his shoes politically. but also his ideas aren't selling. he has paul ryan out there trying to sell the ideas.

nobody wants to buy paul ryan's ideas. this is going to come as a great shock to paul ryan during the debate. >> stephanie: you say we have dealt previously with the utter hill lairty of the notion that [ inaudible ] running mate paul ryan the zombie eyed granny starver from wisconsin. >> yeah. i think he has bought his own mythology, and i don't think he'll take teasing well. let's put it that way. if there is one gift joe biden has as a politician is to be a pain in the neck of whatever somebody doesn't want you to be a pain in the neck about. >> stephanie: this remindings me of what you said that ryan wants

to be unleashed. >> i think some of this is coming from him too -- or maybe from him people. i don't think he has accepted the fact that he is not the driving intellect of this campaign. i think the basic problem right now is there's no jim baker. there's no guy to go in there and bang people's heads together and say cut this crap out. >> you are right. >> i was talking with a guy who worked with romney on the last campaign. he doesn't listen. he doesn't listen to anybody. >> stephanie: yeah. >> i guarantee you, he thought the clint eastwood thing was a good idea. and that's why it happened. >> stephanie: yeah. >> but there's nobody with enough gravitas to say look guys. >> stephanie: yeah. >> there are bad things happening at all points of the couple pus right now and nobody

seems to be in control. >> stephanie: right. and we talked about the paul ryan pick, is this going to be a down ticket disaster, and as you say you are not running to be president of policy ideas because every time you release a phony budget even republicans who voted for it wind up behind the drapes when you come down the hall. you say, oh please put this front and center. >> i voted for it and then they run away. it is never going to happen nudge, nudge, wink wink. >> stephanie: yeah, it really -- i have to say it's entertaining to watch, but i'm sort of going, where do we go from here? it's only september. >> and at the same time the entire middle east is blowing up. if you want to demonstrate the

president isn't much of a foreign policy leader you could probably do that right now if you weren't the campaign that hired john bolton. >> stephanie: we just did the pew poll and everybody has the same reaction. you thought that was the campaign-ending moment last week, right? >> yeah, i thought it was an opening for him, and he hadn't had one for a while but he's not equipped to take advantage of it, because he has surrounded himself with the -- i don't know the -- the summertime shed tour of over the hill rock acts from the bush administration, with john bolton being the guy from rec speed wagon. >> or the oak ridge boys. >> stephanie: that's the terrifying thing. it's all of the neo-cons are running his campaign -- it's

terrifying. >> because he wasn't prepared for this campaign to be about that. some on, dan senior? >> stephanie: right. the nation about -- mitt romney's muslim baiting backers -- his reaction to this film emerged from same circle that emerged from all of these backing romney -- >> i'm not going to say pamela gellar is backing romney, but she is certainly backing a lot of the people working for him. and frank rich had a fairly interesting piece this week where he points out that the real conservatives aren't happy with this guy either. >> stephanie: right. romney -- it took him, what, four days to even condemn this video, the innocents of muslim thing, but we were saying sheldoned a

sheldoned a sheldoned a -- sheldon adelson is his main backer and he is has said all terrorists are middle easterns. >> yeah, with the economy rich people will act a certain way. but if you want to be the president of the united states, you cannot do something like that. >> stephanie: you saw the picture, that was perfect of him smirking. like he just nailed it. >> yeah in the last month the democrats have won the candid photo trophy. and myth walking away from the stage going oh i really got him that time. and all of the reporters are going jesus god. >> stephanie: remind what you

called scott walker -- >> that's a twice-elected goggle eyes homuculous. >> stephanie: thank you. thank you. that was it. thank you, charlie pierce you say it better than i do, mostly because you wrote it. but obviously the judge overturned his union bashing law, but as you say because they are in charge. >> yeah, that one is not going to last, and the people of wisconsin, i'm not all together happy with the ruling. they have voted twice now, and now they live with it. >> stephanie: of course he is a liberal activist judge as all judges are when they don't rule your way. >> yeah but that's the kind of back and forth i expected. i'm not entirely sure that one is going to hold up. but i'm trying not to sit here and think, gee, this might be a wave election in the other

direction, you know? >> stephanie: uh-huh. nelson is ahead in florida -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> -- thursday night by the way. >> stephanie: awesome. >> four by the way. >> stephanie: four debates? >> scott brown agreed to four debates? >> yes. >> stephanie: that's taxing for a hand model. all right. charlie pierce we'll talk next week about mitt romney or whoever the new candidate is. >> i think rick santorum is at home going there is still a chance. my friend governor jennifer grandholm youtube video from dating game. >> stephanie: oh. >> you are rocking the overalls. >> oh. >> and boy did she get some turkeys too? some doof from brooklyn a male model and some other guy. why didn't she get one of the guys from chips or something.

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his skit was great. >> yep. >> the greatest thing, ever. >> stephanie: maybe he'll be the new campaign manager. >> yeah. >> stephanie: everything is going great. >> anyone has got to be better. >> stephanie: we just got the idea on the way out -- >> he asked a stage hand to put a chair out there. >> i got an idea. get an empty chair. it is going to be great. >> stephanie: awesome. this might be the new campaign manager. if you have to take a leak don't do it behind the president. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: that guy is romney's new campaign manager. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: even our friend eric ericsson the guy so nice they named him twice -- >> not really nice. kind of a douche actually. >> stephanie: this is when you know it is bad. when "politico" is running

stories like that followed by stevens that he will shift directions, the charlottetons are trying to cement their reputations now before the butt of the ship points upward while sinking. [ applause ] >> stephanie: yep, those are some management skills there, mittens. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: rush limbaugh. i can't wait for tomorrow's rush limbaugh. >> it is my contention that the primary reason for this -- i can hear the howells of laughter protest, disagreement when i say this, and it may not be the only reason, but i am convinced one of the reasons this unrest hand was so it could be blamed on someone who could be made to look like he is a conservative.

>> huh? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> because then what does it say about conservatism or people that are not liberal? that they are nuts. >> what? >> and your point would be. >> so this whole thing going on in the middle east was ginned up by obama to make republicans look nuts. >> stephanie: because what? i don't think he even understands his own conspiracy theories anymore. >> that was just stupid. >> stephanie: i can't wait to find out who was behind mitt's latest gaffe. >> it was obama. >> stephanie: okay. greg [ inaudible ] on the five. >> obama should at least demand birth control pills. [ laughter ] >> what? >> stephanie: that was a little dollop of right-wing comedy.

>> the president will turn his back on them and not support a strike and maybe do things to make it more difficult for them to strike. so they are -- president obama has made his bed here and he has sent very clear signals, as you heard allen west talk about earlier, that if you are a friend of the united states, don't expect us to help you. if you are an enemy of the united states we want to talk to you, engage you, apiece you. >> who really thinks bombing iran is a good idea? >> stephanie: netenyahu. >> exactly. >> stephanie: pam gellar. >> by condemning the movie, he is condemning freedom of expression, freedom of speech and he is also sanctioning these murderous rages. this is our first amendment right, and it protects all

speech. not just ideas that we like but ideas that we don't like. we should be condemning the brutal blasphemy -- >> what the hell is she talking about? >> stephanie: yeah. how is it -- mitt romney finally condemned the content of the film. nobody is trying to say we're not having free speech anymore. they are saying this is disgusting. >> and designed to invoke provocation -- >> and free speech allows us to say that. >> stephanie: and the people behind it said they knew this would happen. isn't that a little close to yelling fire in a crowded theater. >> right. >> stephanie: this is exactly what we wanted to have happen. >> i think pamela gellar is a little too dense to understand. >> not jugs though. >> stephanie: yeah. >> stephanie: sarah palin on o'reilly.

>> they have to bring it to obama personally. a reflection of what he stands for. he is for growing this big disconnected dysfunctional, government, that's what obama and the left stand for. >> but you got to use those buzzwords. say socialist, you got to do that to get people's at attention. >> stephanie: we'll never get that 26 seconds of our life back. >> bill o'reilly is giving mitt myth advice on how to win the election. >> stephanie: steve doocy. >> it is the first anniversary of occupy right now. that almost looks like what happened last week in libya and cairo, and we're talking about the occupy forces moving out. >> stephanie: yeah, they are exactly the same. >> how many were killed?

>> stephanie: yeah. >> this looks like the arabs -- wow, looks just like it. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he is not the doociest. >> that would be his son. >> stephanie: okay. theda in detroit. >> caller: yeah, i was going to talk about that lady in chicago, but you know that song don't you love me baby. that's a really sad song. >> stephanie: yes. yes. >> caller: she could solve her % problem if she is not racist marry her son to a really nice black and then he could always be full, and he could even bring some home. >> stephanie: exactly. problem solver. see we're helpers on the "stephanie miller show." >> a girl with an escalade. >> stephanie: a girl with an escalade full of too much food.

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