>> bill: hey, and on this thursday, march 7 my parting shot for today, believe it or not, there is good news from the capitol yesterday on two fronts. we actually saw a real filibuster and we saw a filibuster by senator rand paul on a very real and important issue, the issue of drones. and that filibuster was especially timely coming one day after attorney general eric holder told rand paul that the administration believes under some circumstances, it would be perfectly legal to use drones to kill american citizens here on american soil. that requires a hearing. that requires an investigation. that requires some answers and hopefully we'll get some answers out of the administration soon. have a good day folks. see you back here right again tomorrow morning.

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello. i'm late. hello current tv land. good morning, jacki schechner. >> good morning. >> stephanie: karl frisch right out of the box, representativetive peter welch of the great state of vermont is rand paul still talking or is he done? >> no, he is done. >> stephanie: that would have beening kind of funny if the president sent him a drone to get him to stop. >> i'm not sure we're on the same page with this one. >> stephanie: yeah, i know. i have concerns.

>> and i liked that he did a filibuster. >> yeah. and it was bipartisan. >> stephanie: i agree with you on that. all right. here she is in the current news center. jacki schechner. >> good morning, everybody, president obama continues his divide and compromise strategy today. he is invited paul ryan to the white house for lunch, also invited is chris van holland, who is the ranking member of the committee. today's meals comes on the hills of the dinner the president hosted last night. the post meal feedback the press was all positive. the goal of course is to find a way to end the sequester. the white house confirms that the president will go up to the hill next week to meet

separately with the republican democratic caucuses. congressman ryan has a new budget proposal he is expected to reveal on tuesday. but it reportedly contains the same old cuts that his last two budgets did, like the medicare voucher plan that voters came to know and dislike. and it includes none of the revenue generating tax reforms. and remember that $716 billion in medicare savings that ryan and romney both called cuts well that's also in the ryan budget again as well. after the lunch today, the president and vice president are going over to the department of the interior where the president will sign the reauthorization of the violence against women act. the two plan to speak, and they are be surrounded by survivors

and advocates. we're back with more show after the break. stay with us. cenk uygur: i think the number one thing viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. i think the audience gets that i actually mean it. michael shure: this show is about being up to date so a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i am given to doing anyway. joy behar: you can say anything here. jerry springer: i spent a couple of hours with a hooker joy behar: your mistake was writing a check jerry springer: she never cashed it (vo) the day's events. four very unique points of view. tonight starting at 6 eastern.

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[♪ theme music ♪] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: blah, blah blah blah, rand paul, blah blah blah -- chris said that he had to stop because the marmoset on his head needed a drinking. >> yeah a low loris on his

head. >> stephanie: six minutes after the hour 1-800-steph-1-2. we were talking to jacki that it is good to see an actual filibuster, right? >> yeah. >> stephanie: jimmy stewart style. rachel was saying last night we have to go back to fictional footage to show what it looks like. >> i guess i'll have to speak to the people of my state from right here. and wild horses are going to drag me off of this floor. >> stephanie: i could listen to jimmy stewart -- [ applause ] >> he read from alice in wonderland. >> stephanie: ironically he was droning on. [♪ circus music ♪] >> but he did have a point. >> stephanie: i'm not argue withing that. sue in rockville says steph i

have been meaning to write in and tell you why it is essential for everyone to go to the sexy liberal show. april 13th in chicago, tickets going very fast. not only is sexy liberal strange, but sexy liberal family, at dinner and other chat room groups peter in rockville, discovered he and the president are distant cousins. we drank to that so everyone go run, don't miss the chicago show. >> russell the president? >> stephanie: i don't really know. it doesn't matter. they don't need an excuse to drink. >> i see. >> stephanie: her point is speaking of sexy liberal family -- >> karl. >> stephanie: karl frisch bullfight strategies.com. ♪ frisch ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, karl

frisch. >> good morning. hey, did you ever wonder if there was going to be a senator who was going to do an old school filibuster wouldn't it of course be rand paul? >> you are right. >> if there is any family who loves to hear themselves talk it would be that one. >> stephanie: right. geraldo rivera lectures cory booker on humility. seriously, you can't make this [ censor bleep ] up. >> yeah at some point you have to ask yourself what geraldo things he is doing. he is running against one of the most popular politicians in new jersey, and it was be awesome to see him get his butt kicked again. what was it 30 years ago when he

got punched by a neo-nazi. >> stephanie: yes. let's right give into the right-wing world. are you okay are you in a yellow submarine? >> i'm okay. >> stephanie: i thought the snow storm has swallowed you. >> it was nothing. >> yeah. >> stephanie: okay. all right. >> there was some mud. that's about it. >> yeah, we got some precipitation and it was a little cold outside. >> stephanie: oh dear. all right. sean hannity. >> we continue to watch as republicans rise up to successfully block a vote on john brennan's nomination and all of this hand as more and more details emerges about the obama administration's efforts to suppress the sequestration and scare the hell out of them. >> what? >> are you trying to force some

logic into sean hannity's plan? you need a sledge hammer to do that. >> stephanie: all right. has bill o'reilly calmed down -- >> not really? >> stephanie: bill o'reilly because now he has to continue the argument while combs is gone. >> just a little bit about combs, i should just -- >> you were out of line. >> i wasn't out of line. was maybe out of line with my tone. but has president obama put forth one solid cut on anything? >> yes, and he has. >> but the cuts aren't even cuts, the spending is going up. >> you were obnoxious. >> really? think of? >> yeah. >> you think it was too much? >> yeah. >> okay. all right. >> stephanie: wow. karl is -- this is a pattern, so when sean hannity gets his ass

kicked, he has to continue without him. same thing with bill o'reilly he clearly did not have the facts on his side, and no it's like let's try to put the fox truth back together. >> and it's awfully fun i guess to watch them work their bs out on national television. was i too tough on him? i had the facts right, didn't i? even if he didn't. and who is going to -- i mean it's a bit like an abusive parent or something, you know, dividing to the children conquer. do you think i was too tough on your brother? >> stephanie: right. and once again, alan colmes is absolutely right, since when are medicare and social security programs? >> i believe was the problem was the way he pronounced the word programs. >> stephanie: i see. >> he says progrum.

>> stephanie: i see. rush limbaugh. >> what is good is the cause if it can only be propped up by lies? it isn't any good. that's the problem with liberalism and socialism, it has to be propped up by lies and optics and false images and perceptions. i'm not into that. i want all of this to be genuine. it is never on purpose and i certainly don't lie to anybody -- >> wow. >> it doesn't serve my purpose here at all. >> again he lied. >> stephanie: wow. >> wow. and what is he supported by a nanny -- or a housekeeper, some oxy, a pulley system an elaborate system of gernurnys and grains. >> stephanie: yeah, wow. that would take psychologists years to unpack. >> it is never on purpose. and i certainly never apologize

for it. >> stephanie: oh, wow. >> let's talk about the stuff in the news. hugo chavez is dead, presumably a one-way trip to hell. are you seeing parallels between chavez and what is going on here? >> it's an opportunity to establish relationships with big oil again. >> and there's big oil down there, so it's of course big important. >> so gretchen carlson wants to concur venezuela and take their oil. >> she wants to concur them so much, that she'll throw grammar right out the window. >> stephanie: yes. wow. i guess that's the news section of fox and friends. >> yeah, just pick random countries. >> stephanie: brian kilmeade and

dr. keith ablow. >> president obama got another break, a real pain in the butt for any american president has been hugo chavez. he was harassing bush he's a dangerous man in a dangerous country, and he's dead. >> i'm sure in the white house now there's no glee i think there's probably some profound sadness. >> you really believe so? >> of course. this is his comrade. >> is that your medical opinion, doctor? >> stephanie: yes, that's his considered opinion as a doctor of blow. >> this guy, i swear to god there has to be some diagnosis -- can we get dr. first on the phone? maybe he can do it over the transmission. has to be something about a guy who just wants to be liked by everybody from an extremist

group, and i mean the [ inaudible ] watching fox news. >> stephanie: exactly. we finish with newt gingrich. >> i don't know what the purpose of cpac is anymore. cpac at one time was sort of the militant wing of the conservative movement, the place where ronald reagan gave his a famous speech about bold colors. it is huge. it draws lots and lots of people particularly students, but i don't know how they define who gets to come in and who doesn't get to come in and my sense is the board not very open or very clear about -- whether it's personality decisions or what they are thinking. >> stephanie: i know what the decision-making process is now, karl, they only invite people that unelectable. >> what he is talking about right there is that they are not -- i believe -- you know i do listen to laura's program

every day -- [ laughter ] >> i believe he is talking about the fact that they won't allow the gay republicans to come. >> that's right. >> in which case i say kudos to newt. i have never seen somebody do a 360 that quickly on an issue, he has basically resolved that his party cannot be successful in the future if they don't support lbgt -- >> stephanie: it has nothing do with supporting his own gay sister? >> of course not. but i think for most of the republican party it's a political calculation. particularly the people that have spent the last 30 years, metaphorically pummelling the lbgt community. but we're going to need all of theal lyes we can get.

that being said -- >> stephanie: i thinkite because i touched him in the charlotte airport. >> i do think it's funny to hear newt talk about the extremists at cpac. >> but he is not turning down the money he is getting for speaking to them. >> no. >> stephanie: all right. karl frisch love ya honey, see you next week. >> okay. bye-bye. [ applause ] >> stephanie: yesterday became an entire day of he is startled by sunset sunrise, the tied -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: this is very immature, steph, i would be curious to hear brian kilmeade react to an erection. >> oh, what is this! what happened to my pants!

>> stephanie: honey remember that happens every morning. no, we don't need to call the doctor. it hasn't been four hours yet. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we'll be right back. >> announcer: i got her number off of the men's room stall, 1-800-steph-1-2. ♪ nobunny knows easter better than cadbury! everyone wants to be the cadbury bunny. cause only he brings delicious cadbury crème eggs, while others may keep trying. nobunny knows easter better than cadbury!

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>> why am i a bad man? >> stephanie: twenty-three minutes after the hour because you were talk about the guy that ate the lion -- >> it was an animal sanctuary, and -- >> stephanie: and you offered -- >> well, because it's a lion. >> i speculate she was men menstruating menstruating. >> stephanie: lion's don't need a reason to eat you. it is because they are lions. there was another story -- >> lions fatally mala woman having sex with her boyfriend in a bushy area.

[ buzzer ] >> mind if i cut in -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: now i have to class things up. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: cops find meth in a woman's butt crack and loaded gun in her vagina. >> wow. that's a lot of vagina. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: what else is in there? okay. i'm just saying that's some -- >> the things that brian kilmeade would be surprised by. >> stephanie: right. look what else would come out of there. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> stephanie: no that other sound effect. there is not a cuckoo clock in there. >> well knows what else could be up there. >> stephanie: gawker brings us this story --

[♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: police in aida oklahoma arrested 28-year-old christy dawn harris. it wasn't until they reached the local jail that officers learned that she still had a few tricks up her vagina. she had been complaining she needed to go to the bathroom. >> i bet. >> stephanie: was ordered to change into her jail uniform, and said she couldn't do it claiming she was on her -- >> oh. [ inaudible ] [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: she agreed to submit to body cavity search at which time an officer observed a wooden and metal item sticking out of her vagina.

it has three live rounds and a spent shell. >> a spent shell! >> wow. >> she has the safety on in her vagina -- >> stephanie: yes. >> wow. >> stephanie: that wasn't all -- >> wait there's more! >> stephanie: and as she turned around the officer noticed more plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her ass. the bags were alleged to contain an unspecified quality of meth -- >> quantity or quality? >> stephanie: well, i don't know. wow. all right. then. >> wow. >> stephanie: let's take a second to digest that story. eric in georgia, you are on the

"stephanie miller show." >> caller: hello, stephanie. you know i'm a liberal and i have a problem with -- this morning they were discussing rand paul. timothy mcveigh when he was driving that van to blow up the federal building. rand paul, you know, he is going to go with part of the constitution, but the 14th amendment, you know, he don't believe in it. and these policies have been used before on ruby ridge, on the black panthers -- >> stephanie: wait eric your original point you were saying if we had known -- >> caller: yeah, that he was driving this van towards oklahoma city to blow it up timothy mcveigh and a drone is the only way he should have been

stopped, yes he is an american citizen on american soil -- >> stephanie: yeah somebody made the point about 9/11, if they were american citizens -- >> caller: yeah, but i'm talking about he is a citizen, on american soil, he is driving this van. rand paul is talking a hypothetical. and they should have given a hypothetical answer -- >> stephanie: i know. that's what i mean we're in hypothetical land in general here. >> and the van could have been in a populated area and he would have blown up a different building -- >> stephanie: i know. as i was saying, this is not an easy issue. twenty-nine minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ going to do the young turks. i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not

bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us.

♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> colored people, broods fairies, commies gosh we got to get more s'mores. >> stephanie: let's go to kelly in oklahoma. hello, kelly. >> caller: hello good morning. i wanted to comment about the last caller that you had. rand paul might be a little off of the wall however, we can't just throw out the bill of rights in this country. >> stephanie: yeah, he is like his dad. three things he says you are like yes right. and then he says something and you are like what?

no. >> caller: exactly. but the bill of rights affords us the right to speedy trial, trial by jury and certain other rights. we can't just throw out the window because of one -- one cook. >> stephanie: yeah. >> you are absolutely right. due process is a right that is afforded to every single american citizen. >> like goldberg said just because you can, doesn't mean you should. >> stephanie: mike in chicago, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, steph. hi, gang. the one thing everyone needs to worry about is imagine another dick cheney in office. >> stephanie: yeah did you read the morning dowd piece -- piece -- sitter piece -- sitterfypiece -- sitterit is fer -- terrifying the world

according to dick cheney. >> caller: yeah. >> stephanie: it's because you trust president obama more? it's like, yes, but you are right, the same issues remain. dick cheney gives certainty a black eye, the world according to dick cheney america's most powerful and destructive vice president woos the world again with saying if i had to do it over again, i would do it in a minute. he dismisses the fig leaf of we. he said i had a job to do. i got on a telephone with the president who was in florida and told him not to be at one location where we could both be taken out. i gave the instructions that we would authorize our jets to take it out. after i had given the order, it was pretty quiet everybody had heard it, and it was obviously a

significant moment. when they testified together cheney kept up the pretense -- w and cheney kept up the pretense that the president had given the order. in his memoir w described being blind sided again and again. in this film it's dick cheney essentially. he was supposed to be vetting vice president candidates cheney was demanding so much material from, there was always something to pick on. he filled the president's head while protesting that he himself did not want the job, he hired all of his people including bush senior's nemesis and goosing up w's insecurities to take

advantage of them. and cherry pick his plans on iraq. >> dick cheney was the first self appointed president. >> sounds like a bully. >> stephanie: are you going to trade the lives of a number of people because you want to protect your honor? he closes by saying you are were a misguided power monger who lead this nation into a calamity. sleep on that. >> they are flying planes to get the bin laden family out of the country. >> stephanie: hum. george in missouri. >> caller: hi. i was wondering doesn't it seem like the liberal journalists are being really lazy by not digging into why paul is doing this now and -- and with the -- the

drones? because there's so many things that he could be doing this on but it seems like with jeb bush indicating that he might run for president, that this is kind of paul's bid to, you know challenge that. >> stephanie: yeah. well -- yeah, interesting. i mean it does -- it just -- on one hand it's like the usual obstruction of anything the president wants, but secondarily, like you say, it is one of those issues he realizes is controversial. rand paul yesterday. >> i cannot sit at my desk quietly and let the president say he will kill americans on american soil who are not actively attacking a country. i will speak today until the president responds and says no, we won't kill americans in cafes, no, we won't kill you at home in your bed at night, no,

we won't drop bombs on restaurants. is that so hard? >> stephanie: i don't -- that's seemed a little bit of a -- are we talking about dropping drones on restaurants -- >> sure. >> it's entirely possible. >> if they know where a certain guy is they will take out the whole restaurant if need be. >> stephanie: rand paul. >> if this were a republican president, i would be here saying exactly the same thing, no one person, no one politician should be allowed to judge the guilt to charge an individual to judge the guilt of an individual, and to execute an individual. it goes against everything that we fundamentally believe in our country. >> stephanie: of course it is safe to say he would be doing the same thing. he wasn't in office when bush and cheney were -- >> yeah. i think he would though. i think he is one of the few that when he says it, he means

it, that we would go after a republican president. >> stephanie: and then he goes down the libertarian road that is just complete nonsense. the blacks at the lunch counter -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: that we don't -- >> the federal government should have no way in the matter. >> stephanie: right. about discrimination. it's just -- yeah. all right. stanley in alabama you are on the "stephanie miller show." hello, stanley. >> caller: hey, stephanie. hi guys. how y'all doing? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: this whole thing completely drives me crazy that a lot of liberals and progressives are totally falling for this just nonsense. this is the same obstructionism and just complete chaos that rand paul and his father used to -- they take one liberal progressive issue, they latch on to it, and they take it and run

with it -- >> stephanie: it's a ron paul thinking because most people are against iraq a lot of people felt strongly about that that we're down with all of his other crazy positions, right? >> caller: right. this is complete grandstanding -- [overlapping speakers] >> caller: he doesn't care about any -- if anybody thinks rand paul really cares about your civil liberties, you are seriously disturbed. this is just complete obstructionism. >> stephanie: yeah, he doesn't care about your civil liberties to eat at a certain lunch counter. >> caller: exactly. they get this one issue that they know that the liberals will love and they are just running with it. that's all it is. >> stephanie: i think libertarians do have a point every now and again. >> stephanie: right. they are conservatives that want

to smoke pot. >> these things look lovely on paper, however, when you try to apply it to the real world, you just can't. >> stephanie: isn't rand paul anti-abortion? and how is that small government? right? >> caller: exactly. i mean he is a complete conservative and it is just this one issue, that you know you can probably make a lot of noise and fuss about it, and you take it and run with it. it's the same way his dad was. >> stephanie: pat buchanan and his other positions are plait antly racist right? >> caller: right. can i ask a question stephanie, this is all based on a hypothetical situation, right. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: why are people so up in arms about this? don't our elected officials also take you know -- say that they

protect us against all enemies both foreign and domestic. and this is just something that is totally out there. >> stephanie: we were saying oklahoma city, or 9/11 what if one of those guys had been an american citizen -- >> but you are granting the president too much power, and that you can kill someone from the air without a trial based on some evidence -- >> caller: if they are a terrorist and endangering the greater mass -- >> we're assuming that you know that. >> caller: i'm pretty sure they would know that -- >> pretty sure isn't good enough a court of law. >> caller: well, i'm pretty sure they wouldn't do this without knowing the full consequences -- >> stephanie: well, we were talking about [ inaudible ]. you are right, it's a tough, but this guy -- >> caller: but he defected.

he renounced his citizenship. these are not rights that are guarantees to you, regardless no matter what. eventually you come to a point where you give up these rights. >> but sometimes you get the wrong guy, and do we want to live in a country like that? >> caller: it could happen, but i'm just saying you know, i just believe in the greater -- you know, in the end -- i -- i just don't think that this hypothetical situation would really come true first of all, and i think people are just really overreacting. >> stephanie: i'm with you on that. jim you were even saying maybe we should have brought osama bin laden to trial -- you know what i'm fine. >> caller: even the guy that we executed and accidentally killed his 16-year-old son, it was like this guy renounced his citizenship. and we're still supposed to give

him rights. >> regarding bin i would have liked to hear him tell everything about his relationship with the cia -- >> caller: we already knew any weapons he had we gave them to him. >> and the people in our government who count knew that. >> but most american people don't know that, that's my point. and they don't want to know. >> stephanie: i'm fine with we took him out without losing one american navy seal. >> right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> sweet lady gaga that is good. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> only on current tv. >> if you believe in state's rights but still support the drug war you must be high. >> "viewpoint" digs deep into the issues of the day. >> do you think that there is

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ my bell these are words that go together well ♪ ♪ my -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to fifty-one minutes after the hour 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. this hour brought to you by therabreath, pop a great tasting lozenge. meth witting -- mouth wetting you try saying that ten times fast. [ applause ] >> stephanie: therabreath we love it! >> stephanie: let's go to hans in boston. >> caller: hey, i was just calling to say, you know, the rand paul thing where he can't

stand by and watch people get taken without drones but it is okay to stand by and watch them get mowed down by assault weapons and everything. the hypocrisy -- >> stephanie: yeah. i year ya. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: new poll show brood support for universal background checks. like who are these republicans? the fact that we can barely get anything done on guns, when a huge majority of people -- the polls found brought support for checks on all gun sales in 20 states the average support 89%, the average among 21 state-wide polls, 86%. this obviously includes everybody. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: wow, where is the

logic in that headline jim? more gun laws equals fewer deaths. >> huh? that's crazy. >> stephanie: what would be the connection there? states with the most gun control laws have the fewest gun-related deaths. in the dozen or so states with the most gun-control laws far fewer people shot people or killed themselves with guns. >> hum what can we draw from this. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> wow, that's puzzling. >> stephanie: chin scratch. barbara walters chickenpox scratch. states with the most laws had a 42% gun death rate than the states with the least number of laws.

nationwide there is evidence gun-related violent crimes have increased since 2008 -- >> what happened in 2008? [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> what could have changed. >> stephanie: during the four years studied, there were nearly 122,000 gun death 60% of them suicides. here are the fun facts hawaii new jersey, and massachusetts among the states with the most laws and the fewest deaths. states with the fewest laws and most deaths included alaska and oklahoma. >> stephanie: skwachy, skwachy.

>> at least you didn't give her shingles. >> stephanie: yet. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the right to not bare arms [ inaudible ] seeks to make gun ownership mandatory. could not exercising the right to bare arms be breaking the law, that may be the case and the city councilmen -- i don't know why i knew his name would be duane, ardued that relying on sheriffs isn't sufficient. >> all right. what if the held of household -- >> stephanie: emphasis on duh. >> -- has no arms. >> there's that. >> stephanie: that's an interesting hypothetical, jim. >> that's when you use a crossbow with your feet.

>> stephanie: yeah i'm just saying more emphasize on duane. >> as in duane the bathtub i'm drowning. >> stephanie: ron you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: this whole business for rand paul standing up for 12 hours making an ass of himself, this drone thing has been going on for about 15 years, and why don't they just introduce a bill. >> stephanie: for what? >> caller: pass a law. >> stephanie: pass a lassing what? >> caller: that if you kill someone with a drone in the country, you -- you are going away? i mean it's that simple. they make the laws. it was okay for -- it was okay to shoot drones at people during bush and cheney and now that obama is doing it, and they want to cause him trouble -- >> stephanie: well, yeah there

is enough of that too and anything ted cruz is for i'm automatically -- senator cruz yesterday. >> does the constitution allow a u.s. citizen on u.s. soil who doesn't pose an eminent threat be killed by the u.s. government. >> this is a hypothetical -- >> general holder i have to tell you i find it remarkable that in that hypothetical which is very simple, you are unable to sgaifrp l one-word, one-sill bomb answer, no. >> stephanie: our caller raises a good point. none of these people said anything when bush was in office. chuck grassley. >> congress has a constitutional ability to pass a law to use eatal force against american citizens on u.s. soil?

>> i'm not sure such a bill would be constitutional. >> stephanie: yeah, and there's that. and senator layhe. >> in your letter to senator paul, you left open the possibility of using lethal force against american citizens on u.s. soil can you agree there is no scenario where it would be appropriate to use a drone to strike down a u.s. citizen. >> the government has no intention to carry out any drone strikes in the united states. it's hard for me to imagine a situation in which that would occur -- >> he needs some -- >> stephanie: yes, a therabreath lozenge, i was just going to say that. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello, current tv land. hour number 2. jacki schechner what is going on when rand paul is making some degree of sense, and the headline is governor jan brewer begs for party to expand medicaid. he said the human cost of this tragedy can't be calculated -- >> i have learned that mercury is in retro grade. >> stephanie: that's it. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> either that or the zombie apocalypse.

>> stephanie: yes. >> any time jan brewer speaks it looks like a zombie apocalypse. >> that's true. but couple that with rick scott and -- [ laughter ] >> stephanie: what is happening? all craziness. only jacki schechner can make sense of it all in the current news center. >> i can't that's the problem. >> good morning, everybody. the senate judiciary committee is meeting this hour to vote on new gun safety legislation. all four are expected to pass through the democratic-controlled committee, but what happens when they reach the full senate or head over to the house is a whole other story. comedian steven colbert's sister is running for office, she is campaigning in south carolina's first congressional district.

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of this is why i'm gay.com. lawrence in st. paul you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey, good morning. how are you doing? hey, you know what? we need to address the elephant in the room, and until we do that, it's going to be difficult to move forward. what it is? well we -- our elects officials don't we really know they do us a disservice by coming up with all of these manufactured problems. it's really just a subterfuge to what the real problem is. it is that the guy in the office looks different from everybody else. he's unusual. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: so -- say again? >> stephanie: no. no. you are absolutely -- i don't know to what degree on every issue -- >> certainly with the gun sales -- >> stephanie: look at anybody -- i mean even this drone issue, which a lot of

liberals obviously, lawrence may have concern about. you go they didn't bring any of this up when bush and cheney were in office. >> caller: yeah we're actually the beneficiaries of these ideology that they have on the right side just saying hey -- you know, we're -- and the problem with liberals too is we don't stand up for ourselves, a false equivalent. >> stephanie: yeah. yeah. we're -- we're like oh maybe you are right about that. yeah, i know. >> that sounded like he was slowly drowning -- >> stephanie: yes, that's why i hung up on him. >> the water was slowly rising -- [ under water talk ] >> stephanie: i agree. >> uuuuugly. >> stephanie: i agree, racism is --

>> uuuuuuugly. >> stephanie: mike in philly. welcome. mike. >> caller: hey, good morning. two things with the rand paul. the first and foremost this was yet another filibuster of a cabinet position, and everyone seems to kind of get -- you know, not -- lost in the forest for the site of the trees, i guess? >> stephanie: yeah. >> but because of the drones all warm and fuzzy, great filibuster, great filibuster, what about the hitler references? that's not supposed to be a part of our dialogue when we're discussing ideas. >> stephanie: yeah, and it has become part of the dialogue of the right. >> but he does have a point though, that is a very troubling thing -- and power to grant the president. >> stephanie: it's hard enough to get jim to go along on a hitler reference -- >> it has nothing to do with hitler. >> stephanie: but what i'm

saying -- we play right-wing world every day -- they compare obama to hitler or some version of that -- >> but they are not prohibited from comparing him to hitler. >> stephanie: my point is they do it all the time. let's go to larry. hi, larry. >> caller: hey, i just discovered this awesome show. >> stephanie: awesome. [ bell chimes ] >> caller: i can't believe the party and the group that were all in favor of water boarding and everything other thing, now they are making a big to do about this? and i agree, should it be looked into, yes? because i don't blindly follow barack obama as many of them blindly followed bush and cheney. >> stephanie: yeah, there wasn't a peep about this when bush and cheney were in office. you are right.

brady in georgia with the same point. hello, brady. >> caller: thank you stephanie. grandpa's hypocrisy has no bounds. we shoot people, we use ahmorred vehicles in cities, we do all kinds of things to people and they are all bent out of shape now, because obama is using a drone somewhere. they are like the man using drones all over the united states bombing people on a daily basis. rand paul is afraid that his clan has no defense against a drone. that's what bothering him. >> stephanie: all right. appreciate it. let's go to bob in seattle. >> caller: frankly, with the rise of hate groups and paranoid militias, and lapierre in the nra, i'm really thankful we have drones that can take out the

american terrorist from within. listen, the sadistic tactic of republican obstructionism is the greatest threat to the health safety and security of this nation, and it is already destroying more american lives than any drone attack ever will. it kills life-saving legislation that could provide jobs health care, food stamps -- >> stephanie: you are right. if this really goes on, it is really going to hurt a lot of people. and you look at the stock market and how well the economy is doing. they absolutely are trying to hurt our economy to blame it on the president. >> caller: can i read a short poem to you? >> stephanie: no, but thank you. oh look at the time eighteen minutes after the hour. backing up your computer files as you now, important for yourself your family and business. carbonite does it automatically

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>> i can say the first one man crowder. >> stephanie: yes, but [ censor bleep ] chutney, you cannot say. >> i was just saying there is a vast difference between face cream and [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: how do i feel like we cannot have a serious discussion now. jeff writes steph why are drones only spoken of in terms of terrorists. say there was a nut job about to open fire in say a grade school? roger says the same thing. it's interesting -- my god liberals, don't feed into the propaganda.

that doesn't mean deadly force won't be used against american citizens anyway. ask david koersh. interesting takes. we have charlie in miami on the very same subject, hi charlie. >> caller: good morning, steph. i remember you when you was on radio down here in miami. >> stephanie: i am still on the radio. >> caller: not in miami anymore. i'm glad i caught you on current. >> stephanie: i know they had to replace us with a sports station that gets a quarter of the listeners, but that's okay. >> caller: when it comes to anything that it has to do with obama, you didn't hear them crying when they passed the patriot act -- all of them liberties were gone when they passed the patriot act.

>> stephanie: yep. >> caller: last i check we're still at war with afghanistan, and they criticize the president every day, especially sean hannity. i mean he is an idiot, but i like to listen to him just to get another point of the hypocrisy of the republican party. >> stephanie: all right. honey, appreciate it. let's go to adam in ohio. >> caller: good morning. i would like to say about drones. this isn't a par -- partisan or party issue, this is a citizen issue. >> stephanie: i agree. >> caller: we're not at war within our borders -- >> but it set asterable present for the next president. >> caller: there are definitely ways a drone program could help

but there are also a lot of ways that increased spending in education could help -- >> stephanie: adam speaking of christopher -- what is his name -- i have forgotten how many news ago -- the cop, they did use drone -- not obviously -- they did use drone technology. >> right. it was with an infrared camera on. >> stephanie: kevin in alabama. hi kev. >> caller: hey albahser angel. i was calling about the drones. use worst-case scenario if it makes you uncomfortable even with a president you trust, what about somebody like bush and cheney. you can't take it back if you kill them, so if you -- god

forbid somebody with the tea party's mindset was to do that here, do you want someone like romney or any of these psychotics to do that? and one last thing i want to squeeze in. but today happens to be my birthday. >> stephanie: and i know you need spankings for sure. >> caller: yes, indeed. and i was hoping you could sing happy birthday to me the way jfk got sung by marilyn monroe. ♪ happy birthday dear kevin ♪ >> caller: thank you. you put a big smile on my face and now i have to go change my shorts. >> stephanie: don't make any jokes about the guy in the last story -- okay. twenty-nine minutes after the hour. gets that i actually mean it.

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zone. >> was it the u.s. accusing other countries? >> stephanie: yes. >> that france. >> stephanie: [ inaudible ] the sequester. >> we cannot do beside this way, lurching from one manufactured crisis to the next. >> stephanie: representative loui gomert. >> none of these funds can be used to transport the president to or from a golf coarse. >> really? >> so president bush never played golf. ♪ you are on idiot ♪

>> stephanie: somebody put up the days of vacation between bush and obama. did you hear roger ailes comments? he has never had a real job, all he does is play basketball and golf and the media won't report it. >> that's funny. because his network always do lazy journalism. >> stephanie: yes, that is ironic. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: is it terrorism to actually really try to harm the u.s. economy from within? trying to take the personal financial system -- so that you can blame the president -- >> it's more incompetence.

>> stephanie: the dow jones reached an all-time high of 14,000. >> yes, it plunged up. >> robust gains may confuse a few progress nos gators who were saying that an obama reelection would second the country's economy in to a tailspin. it soon become conventional wisdom that the stock market would favor a romney win. the stock market has rallied this year on optimism that the u.s. housing market is recovering, strong economic earnings and stimulus from the federal reserve has also boosted stock prices. conservatives have tried to paint obama as the most

anti-president in history. historically the stock market has fared better dun democrats than republicans according to the ap investors are bracing for setbacks thanks to the automatic budget cuts. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i'm telling you they are trying to slow down the economy so they can blame the president. >> look what the black guy did. >> stephanie: malcolm, welcome. >> caller: hey, momma. like you chris has annoyed me. >> what did i do? >> caller: all americans receive 14th amendment protections. i am not. i'm a black american -- and i am subject to -- >> well white people are too.

>> caller: the odds are little higher for me. >> but still white people are as well. >> caller: there is a sufferer in torrence who almost got killed by the terrence police because they thought he was christopher dorner. >> stephanie: were appropriate action taken against these officers? >> caller: knowing lapd -- >> but were actions taken? >> caller: i don't know yet. >> stephanie: he makes a good point, chris. you can't argue with it. >> and all we're talking about is methodology. it's the difference between one cop with a gun or a drone in the air. >> stephanie: yeah. yep. all right. cot it malcolm, thank you. >> but that is a person assaulting another person, drone is -- it's nobody. >> stephanie: i get it but he

is talking about reality -- >> but you are coming apples to oranges there. >> stephanie: if you talk about david koersh or dorner i get what you are saying -- >> but they also feared an imminent threat -- >> stephanie: right. >> to the arresting officer. >> stephanie: right. you mean the people they shot -- okay. but they did shoot people that were not christopher dorner. gary in grand rapids welcome. >> caller: hi steph, i'm actually from a little town north of grand rapids but i was so flustered that i actually got through -- >> stephanie: that's right. [ laughter ] >> caller: if you are an american citizen on american soil, and you are not posing a threat, why would you be a target of a drone strike anyway? >> stephanie: yeah. that's what eric holder was saying --

>> do you trust dick cheney with drones then? >> stephanie: no. >> okay. then there is going to be another president that you don't trust. >> stephanie: give me pat layhey and eric holder. >> in your letter your left open the possibility of using lethal force against american citizens in extraordinary circumstances on u.s. soil. can youing a dree it is never appropriate to use a drone to strike an american citizen on u.s. soil. >> the government has no intenning of carrying out any drone strikes in the united states. it's hard for me to imagine a situation where that could occur. >> however that policy stays in

place -- >> stephanie: right. >> there are domestic ways to take care of situations. we have an fbi. >> stephanie: yeah, that's true. lisa in houston. >> caller: hey, stephanie. i was doing good until i heard chris, and then i got really ticked off. >> stephanie: welcome to my every day. >> caller: i want to say briefly to chris, don't ever argue with a black man about due process of the law. you are going to lose every time. don't ever, ever think you are argue with a black man about due process of the law. but what i wanted to say stephanie is when we talk about waco, let's not forget we had 21 innocent baby's die. what wasn't a law created right then. wasn't clinton president -- when

you have a person who takes -- okay the aft, going in and getting them you killed 21 babies on american soil because of what their parents did, so there should have been a law put in place right then and right there, and some of these democrats in the congress that's mad right now, they are trying to redeem themselves for signing over to the iraq war. this president -- and don't get it twisted. you have cities and state governments flying drones. every drone is not tied to barack obama. so really you may want to take this argument up with your city -- >> stephanie: they are just scared with a black man with a big gun. >> caller: they are. but you ought to take your argument up sometimes with your city council and your state not with barack obama. they are not the only people with drones.

>> stephanie: she knows what she is talking about with the aft. >> that's the back of the boat. >> but also we had a republican president back then. and they were very, very much against clinton. >> stephanie: right. wendell in tennessee. >> caller: hi, stephanie, we love your show my wife and i. she's democrat, and i'm progressive. i have been listening to this drone thing here, and i see there's a potential for abuse on that by any president. but what i really called about was the sequestration thing going on here. the republicans, the conservatives, they use their code for saying we don't want to raise taxes, which is their code for taking money from the top 1%. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: didn't a couple of years ago the supreme court rule that corporations were people too? >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: so i'm wondering why

they are not getting charged individual tax rates as well as corporate tax rates. >> stephanie: yeah, if they are people. they are really lucky people. just saying -- it benefits the rest of us regular people don't. let's go to cynthia in north carolina. >> caller: hi. i was thinking about this drone issue, and it -- we're going to actually create law based on hypotheticals? >> yeah. >> caller: that's ridiculous to me. and you said it we're in hypothetical land. >> stephanie: yeah, that's what all of these discussions are becoming. what if? >> yeah. >> stephanie: forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: finally talk radio you can dance to. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ not only does senator rubio just care about rich people but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them, right?

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territory on the battlefield or they have information that he has committed terrorist acts he has forfeited his right as an certain citizen. >> this is overseas -- >> caller: if they want to pass laws that -- that nato allies european countries, united states, all of -- all of those areas are -- are off limits as far as drone strikes. congress has the right and the power to do that. let them prohibit drone strikes in those areas. however, places like afghanistan, pakistan those nations, very often hide terrorists. they know it's the terrorists

modus operandi to surround themselves in communities and with women and children and a lot of times they do that with the consent and knowledge of those nations, and if those terrorists are killed, and innocent people are killed during that time blame the nations where these people -- where these governments have refused to protect their citizens have refused to remove these terrorists from amongst their citizens. blame them. don't blame the president of the united states, because it's his job to protect american lives, innocent american lives, and thank colludes our military. >> right but this filibuster has nothing to do with drone strikes on foreign soil. it has to do with drone strikes on american citizens on american soil. >> caller: that is a hypothetical, and like i said before congress has the right

and the power to prevent that -- >> so does the constitution. >> caller: yes. but -- but -- for instance i heard one of your callers a few weeks ago talking about that -- that all drone strikes should be prevented, and that it's -- it's the -- it's the job of -- of -- of the military to go in and that's what they signed up for -- >> stephanie: uh-huh. >> caller: and that is -- you know, the president of the united states has to make calculated decisions -- >> stephanie: yep. >> sure. >> caller: to protect american lives. >> stephanie: kevin in chicago writes since everybody is obsessed with hypotheticals, consider this would it have been better to send in drones to kill saadam in the first place

>> we're getting really far afield from the original discussion -- >> stephanie: it is opening a larger discussion -- there are no rules in talk radio. listen, we talked about a guy spending a jar of his sperm and saying it was moisturer. >> i know, but these are two different arguments. >> stephanie: right. why don't we just send jars as opposed to drones. hello, rodney. >> caller: good morning, steph. getting on with the drone program, with rand paul filibustering brennan how is brennan going to have anything to do with stopping it? because the president is his boss? and if the president is his boss, he has no way to stop that. the only one that can stop it is congress. if they don't want the president to have this authority between the senate and the house of

representatives, they need to take that power away from them. >> i think that's what rand paul was trying to do with the filibuster. >> stephanie: you stunned him. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: oh, sorry, he came back, and i didn't give him enough time. steven in indiana writes i'm against all drone strikes except for certain restaurants. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: oh stop it. dwight hello. >> caller: hello, i'm calling to thank you guys. my wife is a cancer survivor, and the treatments just darn-near killed her, and she feels terrible most days but you make her laugh. >> stephanie: oh dwight thank you. >> caller: especially she loves jim doing john boehner drinking. >> stephanie: do the glug glug.

[ glugging sound ] >> caller: thank you. and you have got to stay on tv. >> stephanie: all right. we're working on it. dwight thank you. and best of luck to your wife. you are right we have gone far afield in the hypothetical. would you support the use of a drone attack in california to stop a lion attack. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: allen hello. >> caller: first it's my understanding that the cia is not allowed to conduct operations on u.s. soil. >> right. the fbi does that. >> caller: and secondly there must be at least two dozen more effective means of stopping behavior on our soil in the united states than a drone strike. >> and all of them are being used today. >> stephanie: just the threat of it -- ask any parent sometimes

you just need something that sounds really scary, sometimes no tv or video game is enough -- >> i wonder if michelle obama uses that on sasha and malia -- >> you do your homework or i'll call your dad -- >> stephanie: [ inaudible ] writes rand paul doesn't give a [ censor bleep ] about citizen's rights he just want to be a pain in the ass to the potus. speaking of boner -- [ glugging sound ] >> stephanie: he responds to the obama administration response to cancel white house tours -- this is just sick. >> sick! it's more than sick! >> stephanie: i just want to know who is being laid off at the white house. canceling white house tours makes it tough on the members of

congress. >> oh, shut up. >> how does it make it tough on congress? >> stephanie: he just goes on and on about how this is the president's idea -- >> the obama quester! >> how does it make it tough on congress? >> stephanie: because it makes them look bad, because it's -- >> oh, poor things. >> they are making me feel bad about myself. [♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: you can only feel bad about yourself if you allow them boner. >> if you have done something wrong. >> at the tavern! obama quester. >> stephanie: excuse me. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello current tv land. hour about three. jacki schechner feel free to dive in on the drone debate. >> okay. >> stephanie: do you have a hypothetical? it's an entirely hypothetical show today? >> i have been busy half listening, half collecting news and writing and all of that stuff. so i'm hearing some of it. i don't approve of drone strikes on kids for not doing that home. >> stephanie: okay. >> that i can say with some

confidence. >> stephanie: but i'm just saying just the threat. it's just kind of a made ya flinch thing. >> yeah. >> stephanie: it saves you from all of those unnecessary death threats, just go to death con five. >> i see. good morning, everybody. the un has just voted youian mousily to impose enough new sanctions on north korea, and they we retall lating by threatening a nuclear attack on the united states. the u.s. and china, north korea's closest ally drafted the sanctions. they are designed to make it suffer for north korea to get money and materials to advance its weapon's program. organizing for action now says

it won't take corporate cash and will report the details [ inaudible ]. it's the none profit created out of the president's giant reelection movement, and it's now working to support his second-term agenda. jim messina now runs the new ofa and has an op-ed up on cnn.com today laying out the group's achievements, but also clears up some concern with regard to funding, and promises the new openness and transparency. he writes that ofa will not take donations from federal lobbyists or foreign interests. he is also respondenting to recent reports that big donations would buy access to the president, saying that while it can't and won't guarantee access to any government official, there may be occasions when they are included in and it will -- legislative updates,

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representative peter welch from the great state of vermont joining us now. good morning. >> good morning. >> stephanie: we have heard all of the rhetoric we just talked about what john baner is -- john boehner is saying. >> yeah, bottom line the republican budget -- and it really is their budget is doubling down on the theory that austerity will get us to the promise land. this budget does not have -- it doesn't have a growth agenda or a middle class opportunity agenda. what it is doing fundamentally is doubling down on grinding down on the middle class, and it's so extreme that the republicans have abandoned a principle that has been vital to their self indication for the past 50 years, and that is a strong military. they are even allowing the military cuts to go into place. which i'm okay with that but they are also attaching 44% of

the cuts to 14% of the budget. that's the education programs, research programs, environmental programs, and defund obamacare. and they are defuncting -- they are defunding dodd-frank. >> stephanie: right. representative it's like they are trying to relitigate fights they already lost. >> that's true. that's exactly right. so there's really a battle in this country that continues, but the tea party majority in the republican party in the house is still dominant, so instead of making distingions about you know what, we need to cut here and we can save here, but we have got to invest there, they are not doing that. any cut is a good cut, that is

really the philosophy. and they think they can cut their way tos and austerity. >> stephanie: right. most americans don't realize that the deficit has gone down under president obama? >> yeah. i think one of the challenges for the democrats is to acknowledge that this government is not standing up and doing what it needs to do for the middle class. we voted yesterday basically to cut further into any kind of middle class opportunity programs in the budget on the same day that wall street hit a record high. a record high. so what we have in this country, which is challenge to our continued prosperity is we have got the highest level of profits for corporations since 1950, and that's good that corporate profits are strong, but it

coincides with the lowest portion of that wealth going to workers since 1966 and i think more and more americans are thinking that what we're doing here in washington is just not on the level. it was middle class and main street who had to pay for that bailout five years ago when wall street had to beg for a bailout, and they got it. and not a lot of us wanted to do it, but it was a real threat to main street and the middle class, because the banks were too big to fail, but the middle class is saying these guys are back, their bonuses are bigger than ever, and the banks are bigger than ever, we paid for this, and yet our wages and incomes are stumbling along. >> stephanie: you mentioned corporate profits, and i'm reading a piece today that economists are predicting this is going to hurt the economy.

>> that's right. >> stephanie: in the housing market and job market -- >> that's right. >> stephanie: and again, it's hard to imagine any other sen arrow, except that the republicans want this to happen so they can blame the president. >> it's true. and it's hard to understand because all of the evidence about austerity is that it fails. which is not to say we're unconcerned about the deficit but the way we have gotten involved in deficit challenges before is with a growth agenda not an austerity agenda. we have a deficit in this country, it's real when you are talking about infrastructure. the transportation secretary says america is one big pothole. we don't have the broadband build up that many of our competitors have and we need broadband. our airports are slow and not on

time, so there's a huge infrastructure deficit, and we're starting to cut into education, and there is an absolute correlation between educational achievement and incomes. that's getting tougher for white men, but it still remains to be very true, so why we basically refuse to invest in what will be the [ inaudible ] of the future is just a historic mistake. >> stephanie: right. representative take us from the inside in terms of what is happening. the president has talked about us lurching from one crisis to the next. what happens now march 27th -- what -- what is going to happen now with all of this? >> well, what is going to happen is we're not going to shut government down by march 27th. the republicans did pass quote, a continuing resolution here in the house. it gave flexibility to the

pentagon, but put the domestic programs in handcuffs, so they couldn't use discretion to figure out how best to mitigate the pain of these cuts. that will be acted on in the senate, and it will probably come back from the senate as a less-bad bill. but on the other hand we're not going to have a budget that makes lot of sense, and in addition to the grinding down of the middle class, that's what the substance of this budget fundamentally does. what is really disgraceful about the process is we have allowed this sequester that 100% of the members of congress are against to go into effect. even if you are for cuts you want some discretion on how to do it. so this is a meat axe approach. so the congress are putting

their vote on the line item of what they want to cut. >> stephanie: is there any relief from the sequestration? >> the only way we're going to get relief is through in effect a grand bargain, and the president is reaching out now. he has been criticizes from the house and senate and he had that nice dinner at the jefferson hotel, and made nice with the republican senator, and he'll be coming over to the hill next week. and i think that's a good thing, but we also have seen no matter what you do what you say or how you say it there is a persistent group among the republicans that will just say no. they were willing to have us default on our debt, and they want to cut cut cut. so i'm a little bit pessimistic -- >> stephanie: that's where we

were before because i think someone said john boehner had to deliver a pizza. >> yeah. >> stephanie: so i don't know -- they can try to blame the president all they want -- i was reading the time magazine piece about republicans absolutely are to blame for this. >> right. >> stephanie: there are no two sides to this issue. >> the blame issue is something that i think is important for the press to weigh it and assign responsibility where it belongs, but i do know that what is really threatening to the economy is our inability to make decisions here. >> stephanie: yeah. >> and the concern i have -- the stock market is coming back, and if you were lucky and had a lot of money in the stock market you are starting to do better the housing market is coming back a bit, but what is not coming back is wages.

and the main street economy is still very tough for people because there's wage stagnation. the things that people need seconding their kids to college, health care has gone way up and a lot of people's potential raises get gobbled up with increases in healthcare premiums, so there has been a lock of focus in my view in congress on trying to rebuild that middle class, and provide that infrastructure that has been helpful to it in having more opportunity. >> stephanie: yep, representative i know i'm exhausted from lurching from one crisis to the next, i can't imagine what your life is like. thanks so much for taking time to talk to us. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: a love letter, dana in illinois. steph, chris, and jim, accidentally found your program. happy i did.

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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ sisters are doing it for themselves ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ >> stephanie: ahhhhh. it is the "stephanie miller show." twenty-four minutes after the hour. bruce in plymouth writes the oath of office is to protect us both foreign and domestic. [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: hi, angie. >> caller: hi. i had a comment for chris,

actually. chris you said earlier that rand paul was filibustering drone strikes -- that's not what he was doing. >> right. >> caller: if he would have best used his time or used his time more wisely actually creating and crafting law, and then draft a bill that would prevent drone strikes on u.s. soil. instead he was being an a-hole. >> right. but everyone is talking about it. >> caller: right, but a better way to deal with it would be to actually draft a law. >> stephanie: good point. steph we should worry about a dick cheney type loon being in control down the road. i get you may trust obama, and

not trust a republican but we have no other choice but to trust who is in the white house. that's why voters should be educated on who they vote for. don't be naive enough to think they will never be used. >> we're talking apples and oranges here. this writer was talking about using drones on foreign soil. what rand paul was talking about was using drones on american soil. >> stephanie: right. but what if it's an american? >> we have domestic ways of dealing with that. we have the fbi and law enforcement -- >> stephanie: so you are just arguing about the way to take someone out -- >> yeah, using due process on americans on american soil, absolutely. that is a right that is guaranteed to us. >> stephanie: mike in pittsburgh on the same subject. hi, mike.

>> caller: good morning, steph. on the subject of drone strikes. a drone strike would just basicallybase assassinate an american citizen without giving them a chance. as a cop i have to give someone an opportunity to surrender to have their day in court. if i didn't do that, i would go to prison. >> stephanie: right. mike, that's why -- you followed i'm sure the dorner case out here, i don't have a problem with what ultimately happened, do you? you go this guy was given a chance to surrender, right? >> basically, yes, and he didn't. he went on the offensive and killed more people. >> stephanie: that's right. he obviously was not going to give up -- >> right.

>> he was given chance after chance to give up. >> caller: and he even said he wouldn't be taken alive and that sort of thing. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: but if there is an american citizen who is expected of terrorist activity, and they were to be struck by a drone, that's killing them without -- under the constitution, they are given their day in court. >> stephanie: i hear ya, good point. >> getting back to the idea of just vote for people who are not going to do that sort of thing. george bush was never really elected. he was appointed by the supreme court. and the second time arrange it was stolen. >> stephanie: that's right. joe in michigan you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, joe. >> caller: hey steph, how are you doing? >> stephanie: good, go ahead. >> caller: i would like to talk about the republicans and how i feel that they are pretty much the biggest domestic terrorists that i have ever known. they have done more damage to

this country than any terrorist -- >> stephanie: yeah, there are terrorists sitting in a cave saying i wish i would have thought of the sequester. >> caller: i'm telling you. all of their investments in lockheed martin and haliburton and it keeps that money coming in. >> obama quester. >> stephanie: uh-huh. disgraced disgraced ex -- remember bob nay. boner offered him a job if he would quit his campaign. >> wow. >> stephanie: boner might be following him in the pokey if that's true. twenty-nine minutes after the hour.

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♪ >> what i really want is for everything to go back to the way it used to be. i just want to wake up in the morning and look over at -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> asleep on our neighbors roof. >> stephanie: ah. [ laughter ] >> it could happen. >> i'm sure it has happened. >> stephanie: get off of my roof. thirty-four minutes after the hour 1-800-steph-1-2. kate in north carolina. >> caller: hi, stephanie. first-time caller. i love you guys and i have two quick points about the resolution. as long as the white house is closed, they are not going to pay for obama's golf games, you

know what, i as a taxpayer want the money back we paid for bush to go to his land and clear it. >> stephanie: clear fake brush. and i know the secret service was right ahead of him putting more brush in front of him and we paid for all of that. >> we did. >> stephanie: anthony, go ahead. >> caller: hey guys, i love your show. you are hilarious. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i'm coming in late on the conversation regarding the drones, but i fail to see the difference between a drone strike on american soil firing on somebody who is firing back, and say law enforcement sitting in the s.w.a.t. team returning fire against someone. >> stephanie: they are talk about an american that is not obviously an imminent -- that's the difference -- you are right. the definition of imminent threat, yeah. >> but a s.w.a.t. team can give

them a chance to surrender -- >> caller: no, before you use the drone, you would exhaust those possibilities, would you not? it would be wrong to just summary illy kill -- you would have some sort of dialogue first if possible. but if you couldn't -- if they would not surrender or returned fire, what would be the problem of using a drone -- >> stephanie: that's the point. it's not somebody going i have a bad feeling about that guy. >> right. >> stephanie: obviously overseas it's where we can't get them another way. bill in new jersey steph federal agents have been killing bad guys since the start of our country. the only thing that seems to be focused on is the method.

9/11 had american fighter planes been sent out on time they would have killed americans that were on the plane -- the real point is oversight. our constitution requires judiciary oversight, and that means getting a warrant signed before a judge. and there is always an inquiry that follows, so it's legal for agents to kill americans on american soil. rand paul wasted all of our time and hates our government -- >> i don't know if rand paul hates our regulation -- >> stephanie: well he hates regulation -- me is opposed to the regulation of eye doctors and whatever -- >> whatever! >> the market will take care of that. >> but what if you get the wrong

car? >> we're going into hypothetical land again. >> stephanie: andy you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: yes, will you say hello to my dog who is at home. >> stephanie: what is his name? >> caller: spencer, but he likes% captain handsome also. >> stephanie: he is handsome. >> caller: yeah, he is. i think with the drones what the president is doing is simply -- he knows it is wrong. he happens to be a constitutional lawyer. he wants the lawyers changed and he is doing what he can to make sure that that happens so no other president, administration or anyone in the future ever gets to do this either in this country or elsewhere, he knows that, and he is simply doing this to make sure that a drone type -- this doesn't happen anymore. anyway i'm going to hand up and not listen because i have to go

into work. >> stephanie: oh, all right. he won't be listening anymore. fine, be that way. >> but spencer is. >> stephanie: hi spencer! >> he is one of these people who leaves the radio on for his dog. >> stephanie: jan brewer arizona governor stunned observers when she became the third republican governor who endorse obamacare's expansion of medicare program. brewer has to persuade those in our own party to pass this expansion. she begged lawmakers to look past policies and understand the human and financial toll that failing -- the human cost of this tragedy can't be calculated. remember there is no plan b. she estimated 50,000 arizonians

would lose their health care coverage. i never thought i would play a -- ♪ you go girl ♪ >> stephanie: -- for jan brewer. >> maybe she just needed medical coverage to fix her bone finger ♪ bone finger, must think that they are so cool ♪ ♪ she passed high school ♪ [ applause ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: texas on the other hand does the wrong thing. planned parenthood is convincing teens to get pregnant so they can perform their abortion. >> what? who is this moron? >> stephanie: texas has already spent the last year targeting planned parenthood, defunding the affiliation, their crusade is not over yet, now a texas

republican wants to prevent sex ed classes in school from using any planned parenthood materials, claiming the women's organization places an inappropriate emphasis on sexual freedom. he wants to put more restriction on health classes by preventing quote unquote, abortion shun affiliates from providing any resources. texas, yeah, that could be something that stops unwanted pregnancies -- >> contraception. >> stephanie: right. planned parenthood can't be trusted to provide sex ed because since they don't want to lose abortion interest, it has a vested interest in convincing teens to get pregnant. [ applause ] >> you are not helping! >> he is either an idiot or a

liar. ♪ you are an idiot ♪ ♪ you are a lying sack of crap ♪ >> senator mccain says that what rand paul did yesterday was not helpful. >> stephanie: huh? he did tend to drone on? >> hey! >> stephanie: huh? huh? for 13 hours he droned on. john mccain, his southern bell lindsey graham oh my god! i made a pie. okay. i just decided he's aunt bee, i don't know why. he is part of a bipartisan group of senator -- >> there he is standing right behind him. he's -- >> he's always right behind john mccain. >> really? interesting? >> stephanie: got his back --

>> i would have thought it would have been the other way around. >> stephanie: stop it. >> what? >> stephanie: they introduced legislation intended to address mental illness. he said his concern about such a proposal stems from difficulty in determining what qualifies as a private sale. what is a private sale? if i buy a shotgun from mark whoever, or if i give one to a family member, i'm not going to put that in to the federal % system, that's just not practical. that probably happens all the time because he is so manly. >> mercy. >> stephanie: michigan still hates governor rick snyder. the newest michigan poll finding rick snyder's numbers not recovering. 37% of the voters approve of the job he is doing.

54% disapproval. [ booing ] >> stephanie: snyder trails every democrat. >> okay, then. >> stephanie: now mccain and graham are facing each other -- >> stephanie: oh yeah, that's a weird angle. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: kelly in west virginia. >> caller: good morning, guys. chris i love it when you really get involved. >> oh, thank you. >> caller: i would like to -- >> stephanie: whatever. >> stephanie doesn't but -- >> stephanie: he gives me a headache in my eye. go ahead, kelly. >> caller: i would like to talk about drones they are currently using on american citizens. they are not killing them but they are spying on them. i live in the country in west virginia and it's very much like kentucky, and one of our biggest cash crops is marijuana. so now they are using these

whirly gig things to fly over people's property without search warrants or anything like that, and i just don't like being spied on, so being the gun-loving homo i am started shoot about it. >> stephanie: oh, dear. i do not recommend that. >> you were shooting at ducks and you missed. >> stephanie: yes, i hit the whirly gig. >> do you have a reasonable expectation for privacy for something that is outside but on your property -- [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: i'm sorry i'm distracted by what is the color of lindsey graham's tie? >> it is moss. >> stephanie: that is the color of a mint julep. that's the color of a grass hopper. >> stephanie: forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> what is this the twilight

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he rapped about violence and racism until the thug-life he glorified ended up taking his own. of all the hours in all his days, these are the ones you'll never forget.

♪ ♪ you are listening to the sound of -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ yeah all i want to do is zoom zoom zoom and boom boom ♪ ♪ all i want to do is zoom zoom zoom and boom boom. >> stephanie: chris, steph grampy always had a smell of magnolias and secret shame. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: okay. gee in los angeles. you are on the "stephanie miller show," welcome.

>> caller: hi stephanie, first of all you are a [ inaudible ] you are no longer a leebiberal. >> stephanie: huh oh i have been revoked. >> caller: yes, you told no one -- i would not have done anything more than [ inaudible ] that's all i would have done but that's okay. another thing, this drone strike thing, when osama bin laden was -- you know, [ inaudible ] there was a treasure grove full of information that was gathered. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: we have no idea what they gathered. we have no idea if anyone here is planning anything. and i'm against the drone strikes on american citizens. come on, now, let's be realistic. if we have the enemy here in the united states, coming to get us again like 9/11. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: why not?

>> stephanie: okay. i'm a little confused by that call. >> you are a liberal in name only. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: ted nugent has him self a new reality show. >> i have seen that -- i have seen that he has one. >> stephanie: wanted ted or alive. the rules of the show appear to be an odd mix of survive or and fare factor. he shoots at contest acts repeatedly with a paint ball gun as he brags about all of his military training. when a female contestant appeared to have won a replay race, ted nugent said she's a humper. he forced everyone to then watch him smash a chicken's head on a

rock. he said this is good for you. want you to see the beauty for. >> oh, my god! >> stephanie: that's exhibit a for someone who should not have a gun. he should be -- >> in a padded cell. with a wooden spoon -- >> with brian kilmeade. >> stephanie: taylor swift sold her house for $5.7 million. as you recall she was dating connor kennedy and bought the house across the street from my good friend ethel kennedy. she made nearly a million dollars on the house deal.

and she got a hit song out of it. ♪ now i'm lying on the cold hard ground ♪ [ screaming goat ] >> stephanie: that's connor kennedy. ♪ trouble trouble, trouble, trouble ♪ [ screaming goat ] >> stephanie: yeah, here comes trouble. okay. all right. [ applause ] >> stephanie: this is kind of a sad story. funky bunch to marky mark. a reunion would be amazing. >> they are itching for a reunion? >> stephanie: yeah. they want marky mark to know they are totally on board. he might have been kidding. he said he might get the old band back together. so far the guys said there have not been any official conversations between the two -- it must be hard to find time with the funny bunch's

tell. the bunch tells tmz they remain hopeful. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: they are still funky. >> where do they play? >> stephanie: i don't know. and more importantly who goes to see the funky bunch? name the funky bunch. [ wah wah ] >> and you were with? >> stephanie: i don't know. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: cuban goodings, jr., he is a little bit of a weird dude, no offense. gawker brings the story, flirting with strangers is nerve-racking. on monday he told a lady at party his name was dick mcwillie and he just got out of jail and

had sex with a leprecon. a better line probably would have been i'm cuban gooding, jr., and i'm famous. >> yes. [ applause ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: jim, russell crowe -- this is just weird -- he snapped video of an streaking object of unknown origin. in wilamula australia. >> that with a strange streaking object. >> stephanie: he was monitoring fruit bats -- >> as you do. >> stephanie: which he does in his office time -- >> russell crowe well-known fruit bat watcher. >> stephanie: they said okay. get the google maps out and zoom

in on the place near the end of the wharf, there are lots of millionaire's yachts moored there. >> was the alcohol involved? i don't know it was australia. >> stephanie: do you monitor fruit batss sober. >> you have to be liquored up to monitor fruit bats. >> stephanie: i would think so. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi steph, i'm a disabled gay man. but what he said was not a black or whitish you. i support this president, i campaigned for him twice and the fact that we can't critique him whenever he has gone out of