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>> stephanie: all right. hour number 2, how, jacki schechner you know it's a bad news circle when you have to turn to jodi arias to get away from the grizzly details of the cleveland story. >> i think our cleveland callers and kenny are going to take over my job. they were like by the way i didn't hear this mentioned. >> stephanie: he doesn't have those pesky demands to be paid like you do. >> it's great. i love that we have listeners in every city. snee there you go. he's our man on the ground. >> and they are good. i'm going to go home and sleep. >> stephanie: yeah, you go take a little nappy. the details -- either one jodi arias or -- you are like there are some [ censor bleep ] upped people in this country. [ laughter ] >> if i wrote this in a novel you would tell me it was too

outrageous. >> stephanie: yes, here she is jacki schechner. >> the senate has started working on immigration reform this hour with the judiciary committee beginning the process of considering the first batch of amendments. the "washington post" reports that senator have filed some 300 potential changes to the comprehensive reform legislation, which means we're looking at several days of hearings on possible amendments. taited is going to focus on u.s., mexico border security. the bill needs to make several serious new investments in border control before we can carve out a path to citizenship for the 11 million undocumented immigrants in the country. patrick leahy plans to have a committee vote in june with the hopes of a full vote by a -- they say summer. president obama on his way to austin, texas right now where

he is opening up a new middle classed jobs and opportunity tour. he is going to meet with high school students and then visit a local technology company. in conjunction with the trip the white house is launching competitions to create three new manufacturing institutes this year, the goal is to create a hub where companies, universities and federal agencies can come together to invest in technology that encouraging domestic investment and manufacturing. at the same time the administration launching a second initiative today to make federal government more open and accessible by making the data more searchable. we're back after the break. stay with us. coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar.

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feathers please.com. [ bell chimes ] >> try healthy organically processed cotton and wool wedding, chemical and pesticide free. >> stephanie: thank you. stephaniemiller.com the website, you are email us all there executive producer chris lavoie voice deity jim ward, or me, stephanie miller. marcia clark coming up to talk about the jodi arias verdict -- >> she might also have something to say about this whole -- >> stephanie: exactly. debbie at lock port. hi, deb. >> caller: hi, stephanie, how are you doing? >> stephanie: i'm good. how are you doing? >> caller: i'm hanging in there. you better bring a big supply of that troll be gone.

>> stephanie: why is that. >> caller: i was looking at the newspaper, the spirit that the students caught me out. and there was an article distinguished talk show host to speak -- >> distinguished? >> stephanie: that's me. >> caller: and having stephanie miller, a champion and forefront of the rearriving political progressive media, speaks volumes of the open and fair mindedness of nccc ours. i applause our choice. and of course i heart illy agree. however. >> stephanie: huh oh. >> caller: on the front page there is a letter to the editor and the student wrote a brilliant article. and the title is faculty keep quiet. others admit concerns as controversy over learning center comments continues.

and the article itself points out how the staff has a lack of freedom of speech amongst the faculty, and this is a little bit of a red area in a blue state. so i wanted to warn you. >> stephanie: all right. i will revert to my former catholic girl demeanor. >> caller: i'm a desails graduate -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: urge my students, stephanie to be a political junky. >> stephanie: all right. i'm come stir it up. deb i'll see you saturday. [ applause ] >> stephanie: can i get that funny hat over my baseball hat. i don't believe i have ever given a commencement address. i hope i don't [ censor bleep ] this up. >> i don't think anybody has ever seen you without a baseball

cap and head phones. >> stephanie: yes, on erin burnett. >> what do you wear on erin burnett? >> stephanie: nothing. i got bumped last night, because of cleveland of course -- literally you have to go to the jodi arias trial for -- >> for comic relief. >> stephanie: yes. ariel castro maintained his home as a prison and sexually assaulting him for his own pleasure a prosecutor told a judge today. michele knight said she became pregnant at least five times during her captivity. she said when castro learned she was pregnant he would make her abort the baby. he starved her for two weeks and then repeatedly punched her in

the stomach until she miscarried. castro ordered knight to deliver amanda berry's baby. after the baby was born he is baby stopped breathing. and castro threatened to kill her if the baby did not survive. >> i'm thinking this guy is not going to have a good time in prison. >> stephanie: this girl who knows nothing about childhood was able to deliver a baby. he initially chained them all in the basement and then freed them to allow them to live up stairs. most of the time they would be in separate rooms.

he would often test the young women by pretending to leave and then suddenly return and if there were any indication they had been moved he would punish them. something must have clicked for berry on monday evening with the help of castro's neighbors, berry freed herself, her six year old daughter and the two other women. that took some incredible courage, because you have to have stockholm syndrome. i think they must have lost hope that they would ever get out of there because they were so scared. talking about the neighbors for many years -- they were talk about him walking down the street saying hello and god

bless to everybody. the crowds of people couldn't help but ask themselves how could they not know what was going on. he regularly played spanish music after hours. sometimes allowed the local kids to ride his atv. mostly he kept to himself or hung out with his brothers. one of the brothers was called the drunk guy, because he would ride around the neighborhood drunk on his bike. when he returned home, he would always walk out the back door. i never saw him enter the front door. he said i just thought he was odd. so we were talking about the -- the one gal that was 20 when she disappeared. they were saying -- you know they probably should have investigated more. they thought she was just a run

away, and her mother did not. they are saying they are not charging the brothers chris, but this story is saying -- the police chief yesterday said it's still unclear the exact roll each played in the abduction. >> yeah, they said they are not charging them with anything right now. >> stephanie: because it seems incredible, just common sense wise -- >> yeah, they don't have enough evidence at this point, but the investigation is still ongoing. >> stephanie: yeah. gene dejesus's father yesterday. >> i knew she needed me. and i never gave up. never gave up. >> and we're also getting reports that ariel castro's daughter is in jail for slitting her own baby's throat. >> stephanie: okay. the other daughter -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: dear god in

heaven. all right. yes, and now for comic relief the jodi arias trial. >> stephanie: remember i was telling you i really knew something about this. and now i'm like gak, i'm glad i didn't know anything about this. >> it's not interest like 24/7 because you said it last hour -- it's because there is sex. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: this is like a -- yeah. cnn headlines. it has been an r-rated story to say the least. a kinky sex life -- >> a kinky sex life yet they were both mormon. >> stephanie: yeah it's the whole thing -- she is -- can i just say an oversharer. not that that's the worst crime. i'm just saying -- lost in the

sol lay house details is the vic trim travis alexander. as you just said chris, i didn't even know that wrinkle. the son of methamphetamine addicts. he was raised in riverside, california. his grandmother introduced him to mormonism as a child. he was raised -- [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: when she met alexander at a business convention in vegas. in that november he baptized arias in the mormon faith and that was followed by -- a certain type of sex. >> do well? >> stephanie: you know the back kind. >> okay. then, thank you. >> stephanie: i suppose they must state on cnn all the time -- >> back there -- >> stephanie: i think we kind of --

>> back there in the trailer. >> stephanie: right. right. arias became his girlfriend two months later. she testified they broke up in the summer of 2007 and alexander began dating other women. they continued to hang out. alexander's naked body was found crammed in a stand-up shower stabbed 27 times in the back and torso, shot in the head and his throat was slit from ear to ear. and she says she prefers the death penalty. >> she in an interview yesterday, she said she would like it to end sooner rather than later so now she's on suicide watch. >> stephanie: yes. yes. no, i mean -- i guess -- that -- marcia clark who i talked to at cnn she is

coming on next hour. i'm like so did she do it? she said yes. that seemed like a tough [ inaudible ] for me self-defense. she said it was in self-defense -- >> again, the corenor determined that all of the stab wounds were postmortem. >> stephanie: well she stabbed him -- she shared oftentimes x-rated details of her life. she hoped that it all might convince the jury that she killed her boyfriend in self-defense. but the jury didn't buy it. today they are going to decide whether arias would receive the death penalty. in a fox interview she said she

prefers the death penalty. she didn't believe she committed first degree murder. it was unexpected for me because there was no premeditation on my part. >> yeah. >> stephanie: also she told the station she would prefer to die sooner rather than later, as death is the ultimate freedom. this is the arias trial yesterday -- >> state of arizona versus josi arias verdict count 1, we do find the defendant count 1 as to first degree murder guilty. >> and that was the family of the victim who gasped. >> i hope now they are able to find piece. >> stephanie: his family. >> huh uh-huh. >> stephanie: some grizzly details. nineteen minutes after the hour.

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with grizzly details from the jodi arias trial. >> i just think i'm going to barf. >> stephanie: yeah, i didn't know nothing about this. i told you it's like high school at cnn. the cool kids all of the pretty kids, the heathers and we're like little political geeks, the ugly dorky kids -- >> in pantsuits. >> stephanie: right. in ill-fitting pantsuits. >> polyester. >> stephanie: everybody at headline us in has mini skirts and f-me boots. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah. so anyway sorry gotten a crash course in the jody arias trial from marcia clark. and she will be join us in about a half hour. but yikes, so would you like the not so fun --

[♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: shot travis in the forehead, stabbed him nearly 30 times, and nearly decapitated him. she claimed he attacked her and she fought for her life. >> well. >> stephanie: tough sell -- >> although he was a motivational speaker. [ buzzer ] >> what? >> stephanie: this is why we don't talk about these things because you two can't hold it together. >> you know how i field about motivational speakers and life coaches. >> stephanie: i have a really inappropriate comment about the cleveland case, but i'll tell you off the air. >> and the gunshot happened first. noo right. >> all of the slicing and dicing

happened postmortem. >> stephanie: jim tries to be positive. he did she is very thorough. she recalled alexander attacking her in a fury after a day of sex. she managed to wriggle free from his attack and got to a gun he kept, she said she fired in self-defense but had no memory of stabbing him. she acknowledged trying to clean the scene, dumping the gun in the desert and worked on an alibi. she claimed he has an attraction for young boys. she insisted she was telling the truth in court but

acknowledged lying before and after. >> sure. >> stephanie: she spent 18 days on the witness stand describing an abusive childhood and more. one psychologist said she suffered from ptsd and dissoesh dissoeshive amnesia. another psychotherapist concluded that arias was a battered woman. she has one other obstacle to overcome, her grandparents reported a 25 caliber handgun stolen -- >> that's an unusual caliber too. >> stephanie: arias insisted she didn't take it.

>> .22 caliber, sure -- >> stephanie: we'll ask marcia clark about that. >> 44 -- but 25? >> stephanie: it could happen. >> stephanie: twenty-nine minutes after the hour, right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> i have everything invested in this. only on current tv.

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hour, 1-800-steph-1-2. what is -- really people what is going on? we just got through the details of the cleveland case and the jodi arias trial which we will review. marsha clark will be here to talk about that. and we do it here as comedy and then it comes true -- it just happens. >> what happened. >> stephanie: weekend at tamerlan's -- >> oh, they found a place. >> stephanie: really? >> they are not telling us. >> stephanie: well, of course not. that's exactly what we would be expecting. i still had the best idea burial at sea, take him water skiing first. >> he is out of state.

>> stephanie: 19 days -- 19 days at weekend at tamerlan's. no word as to whether or not he still has those awful mirrored sunglasses on -- >> and the white crocodile boots. >> stephanie: right. if you have seen the liberace movie, that's how he dressed. >> i wish my brother dzhokher was here. >> what kind of underwear. >> chin chilly undershorts. they never chafe. >> thank you. >> stephanie: they deflected questions about -- i have never heard a like this. >> this cascade is moisture proof and water proof. >> stephanie: police in wooster pleaded for resolution yesterday

saying they were spending 10s of thousands of dollars protecting the funeral home where his body is being kept. [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: okay. all right. he -- he said it's very unusual people are so fixated on this. there are a lot of people buried in unmarked graves. a deal had been struck to have him buried at a state prison site -- but that fell through.

the guy who said none of the 120 offers of graves had worked out. because officials in those cities didn't want the body. zubeidat, the mother said authorities would not allow her son's body into the country so she could bury him in her native country. is what zubeidat said yesterday. ♪ >> stephanie: okay. all right. wait for it. ♪ zubeidat ♪ ♪ do do do do ♪ ♪ zubeidat ♪ ♪ do do do ♪ >> stephanie: i thought maybe -- so we don't know if it's russia or somewhere else in the united states? >> they just say he is out of the city of wooster. >> stephanie: oh, okay. do you do fedex, second-day

air -- >> where is he in we don't know where? he's not there. >> stephanie: we're just saying we positively need a body in russia tomorrow? i'm just asking -- there was controversy about can't we fedex him to russia. >> which box do you use? >> >> stephanie: how do you mail a dead chechan. ♪ what do you do with a problem like tamerlan ♪ >> stephanie: thank you, jim. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you fed-yex him. >> stephanie: right. i hear people screaming he is not an american. and that's why i think there's

the added wrinkle, not only a terrorist, but he is not an american, and people don't want him -- >> stephanie: [ inaudible ]. >> stephanie: you maybe -- so what they had been saying chris, the solution yesterday could have been found under massachusetts law which requires a community to bury someone living in its limits. he died in a boston hospital. but the spokesman for the mayor of cambridge, said he was not a resident of the city so he should not be buried in boston. the city manager urged the family not to -- >> the mayor of cambridge was telling the city of boston that he shouldn't be buried in

boston. >> stephanie: no, there's some dispute over the law, a straight reading of the law said because he was pronounced dead in boston, that boston would be obligated to durry him. but he was not a boston resident though. >> i think the whole thing is wicked retarded. >> stephanie: yes, thank you jim. the widow of the boston marathon bombing suspect, that is a weird story. what causes you to marry a douche like that? >> i heard she was cia. but that could be a rumor. >> stephanie: probably jim but thanks for that incite. >> are you trafficking those websites that just throw that out willie nilly. >> it would be. >> i can't prove that she's not. >> stephanie: when did you stop

beating your cat? >> exactly. >> stephanie: she continues to face questions from federal authorities. new york lawyer has represented a number of terrorism suspects in federal courts and military commissions. that's all interesting as to what she knew or in she didn't why she didn't -- it was not her dna on the bomb parts -- and i don't know if that is a sign or not, that she hired a terrorism lawyer. they say she is talking but there's no other evil -- i'm sorry -- >> evil? >> snoo -- >> stephanie: i'm sorry, i was reading my next headline. and another kind of evil. axis of evil. how the nra protects children from being saved. >> access spelled s-c-c-e-s-s.

>> stephanie: right. all of this other news is gross sexy stuff that we can't look away from. but it's not just the one story of the five-year-old that shot his two-year-old cyst we are his own rifle that his parents bout him -- anyway. tom my christopher writes recent events like the shooting of the two-year-old -- at least we can all agree it's a problem. not exactly. a five year old owning a gun can be a reason for current people scoff at. i don't think this is something anyone would disagree on and yet there i was on cnn last week arguing with gail trotter. >> you should hand an ak 47 to

infants right as they are born. >> it has a lot of recoil though -- >> stephanie: and there is a cartoon -- it's called cricket, and there's a little cartoon cricket there. isn't a that cute. in april in addition to the shooting by the five-year-old brother, there were at least 12 other shootings of children. the nra opposes laws that would require safe storage on the grounds that it's not the government's role to mandate this. 40% of gun-owning households with children store their gun unlocked. the nra says such laws would render home owners defenseless

in the event of a home invasion. so you have to have it always out and loaded and ready -- how about pediatricians? the nra is fighting that as well. pediatricians play a key role by providing guidance to parents. individuals who receive physician counseling were more likely to report the adoption of one or more safe gun storage passages. who would object to such a beneficial arrangement? >> the nra. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: yes! former president said we take our children to the doctor because they are sick or need health care. we don't take them there for political dialogue. >> the constitution doesn't say anything about children having

firearms -- >> stephanie: right. they don't even have a fully formed exoskeleton. >> exco skeleton? >> stephanie: i didn't pay attention in school. that is also their position on a 2011 florida law that made it illegal -- the nra is pushing similar laws in other states as well. unfortunately they also lobbied their way into the affordable care act. the president had to include in his 23 executive actions that, quote unquote, it doesn't not

address doctors talking about firearms in their homes. keeping a gun locked and unloaded have protective effects of 73% and 70% respectively in prevenning of accidents and suicide in children. tommy christopher finishes their concern about privacy doesn't really wash. could it be that while discussing gun safety pediatricians may also offer the best safety is never have a gun in the home. and that's it. that's what it is all about for them. gun sales. so that's why -- literally that's -- 40% of households with guns do not keep them locked or unloaded. so -- you know unbelievable. 47 minutes after the hour.

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toll free from anywhere. tim in arizona. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, tim. >> caller: hi, love you guys. can i be the official bakery owner of the "stephanie miller show." [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: yes, please. >> caller: the cricket guns come with a trigger lock built in. the thing is you have to buy the keys as an accessory for 20 bucks. >> stephanie: huh. >> caller: this works, though because, you know, when you hide a gun -- because kids never know where the cookies are hidden so hiding a gun works just fine. >> stephanie: yeah, that worked well, and by the way, here are the keys son. >> caller: love you guys. >> stephanie: love you two. chris there is an alternate reality. there is a womanrm hole in the

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>> stephanie: right. and then -- scrubbed as a rut of the nature of [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: it was a premedicated act of terror. perhaps the local militia showed up at the consulate protection it is hard to say -- >> uh-huh >> stephanie: let's say the street gang had been casing the joint in advance. who was to blame for lax security? could it have been the secretary of state? security was up to ambassador and chris stephens was well-known for erring on the side of increased public access. >> look over there! look over there! don't look at these!

>> stephanie: it does make their current carping seem awfully political. so we are three different news universes. of course you can also go over to fox news for motel fox benghazi. ♪ >> hi, roger ails for motel fox. the oldest adages are the best and the one we like to live by here is the classic there's a sucker born every minute. at motel fox we really don't care who said what just that there is a sucker born every minute. while you are traveling up and down your cable channels and want a nice comfortable place to relax, and not have your ill tell elect challenged we have more suckers, viewers, than any other cable news. and you'll find we'll give you twice the amount of benghazi all

for no extra charge, so leave your troubles and your ability for critical thought at home and come to motel fox. we'll leave the right-wing on for you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: rocky mountain mike. >> we have an update on how you mail a dead chechan. you use fedex because ups does not allow dead bodies. the postal service doesn't allow you to mail corpses. >> stephanie: i just figured out how to tie up two of the stories and that is we put jody arias in a cell with ariel castro and arm them both to the teeth -- >> yeah but she can only work with a gun -- because she has to wait until the guy is dead to use the knife.

>> stephanie: well, give them what they need. marcia clark is next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

♪ >> stephanie: jacki schechner, as you know here at the "stephanie miller show," we're all helpers, and i was saying we would like to tie up all of these grizzly news stories very neatly so we can get on to more important news like how to

implement the affordable care act, so let's put jody arias in the cell with ariel castro, and then throw tamerlan in there. and they are all three be tied up in a neat little bow. >> i see. i think it's interesting they won't say where he is. >> stephanie: the cemetery plot thickens. >> they are saying he is not in wooster. >> wooster i just met her. >> stephanie: we can't have that here. here she is jacki schechner in the current news center. >> good morning, everybody. the pebt gone released a report on tuesday saying that sexual assault in the military has gone up nearly 30% in the last two

years. well this morning senior white house advisor, valerie jerrett and are meeting with about a dozen members of congress. the defense department estimates more than 26,000 service members have experienced unwanted sexual contact. mark sanford has scored somewhat of a second win in not having to go to court today over trespassing charges. sanford has agreed to admit he was in contempt and pay $5,000 in the next 30 days to settle the matter but will have to appear in court for sentencing if he trespasses again. max baucus and dave camp are working together on bipartisan tax reform. the two are chairman of their respective congressional tax committees and have launched tax

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get it. go. we are trying to locate marcia clark -- >> where in the world -- >> stephanie: where in the world is marcia clark. on the way to the airport we're told. so we're going to get her to talk about the jodi arias verdict and also what is going on in this cleveland case. jim, the first thing -- we were talk about before the break -- you said you thought you heard a corner say -- >> well it was watching the verdict and the core -- core on for said -- >> stephanie: i read they don't know -- we'll ask marsha whether -- which came first. i don't know. yeah, this -- did she hit him

with a chicken or an egg. >> stephanie: a lot of details -- friends went to his home to check on him. his roommates said he was out of town. they found a key to his math math -- math -- [ inaudible ] >> stephanie: here she is marcia clark. good morning. >> hello. >> stephanie: good morning author, and pundit marsha clark. >> how are you? >> stephanie: i was leaving the geek cnn when you texted me that i'm in hair and makeup and you were over with the cool kids. >> i said wait a minute is she here? yeah, she's upstairs. >> stephanie: yeah, we were

saying it is like high school you guys are like the cool kids and we are the political geeks -- >> we're not the cool kids stephanie, no. >> stephanie: we were saying it is like there are two different news universes. and i had to ask you two days ago, i'm like she is guilty right? you are like yes. yes, she admitted it. >> it was an accident -- he accidentally stabbed him -- >> yes. >> stephanie: she stabbed him in self-defense 29 times. >> yeah that was the thing -- the first time i heard that was going to be their defense and she -- maybe unreasonably but for her because she was battered woman -- her defense did a disservice to the very valid defense of battered woman syndrome.

twenty-nine times you had to defend yourself. >> stephanie: to listen to you say that when you think of nicole brown -- exactly. plus can i just say -- i don't know if this is considered a special circumstance legally, but she is an oversharer. the sex details. really? really? >> oversharer. >> stephanie: she is an oversharer marsha clark. >> seventeen days she spent on the witness stand. >> stephanie: right. what was the point of all of these sexual details -- legally did she think that somehow -- because obviously her story after a day of sex and he became engaged somehow -- i guess that was the theory, right? >> yeah, the theory was he was abusive to her and that he made her do all kind of unnatural acts and then she was like afraid of him. and the problem with

that -- because she detailed all of these things he was making her do quote unquote. the problem it appears from the emails and texts that this was something she was offering to do in a way to hang on to him because he was wanting to break up with her. that's not abuse by him -- >> stephanie: right. that's trying to get away from a crazy person in my own professional opinion -- marsha we were talking about -- authorities said alexander fought for his life but soon grew too weak to defend himself. jim thought he had heard that he was shot first and then stabbed postmortem -- what is the truth there? >> well from the testimony -- >> stephanie: you are dropping out a little bit. say again.

>> okay. let me try again. the coronor stayed he was stabbed first, and he based that opinion on the fact that there was very little if any bleeding as a result to a gunshot wound to the head. when you die there is no more blood pressure. so that's his theory. i'm not sure -- and i bet there would be other -- that where he was shot in the head didn't produce much bleeding and that [ inaudible ] blood by coughing and then she stabbed him. so he was not incapacitated by the shot. he was still very much alive. and she then proceeded to stab him repeatedly. so i'm not sure whether they are going to explore that inconsistency -- the police officers certainly thought she had shot him first and then

stabbed him. it's reasonable to think that. and especially you are a woman, you are much smaller than the man and you take him down by shooting him first. but they are going to show regardless that he was not incapacitated by the shot and her stab wounds inflicted incredible cruelty. >> stephanie: there was also as you say in legal circumstances an incredible coincidence that the exact same gun used to shoot him was stolen from her grandparent's house. >> and a 25. >> stephanie: yeah, that was part of her story, right, that she ran and got it in his closet in self-defense -- >> yes, that was her story, and all of his friends -- i said did

you ever see him with a gun in never. did you ever see one in his apartment? never. travis never had a gun. >> stephanie: yeah, and as you say there was nothing to cooperate that she was physically abused, right? >> no, nothing. a lot of her story relied upon her alone to believe her. she claims that she journaled which if anyone things that journalling is a cure for mental issues i would point to jody arias and say not necessarily. >> stephanie: it's another way of oversharing. >> and she is planning to overshare again, she is planning to write a manifesto.

>> stephanie: oh dear. who knew that a mormon ceremony ended in that kind of sex, back door -- >> none of us knew until now. >> is there a special kind of underwear that goes along with that. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: there were several sick gists who testified. you can get a psychologist to say anything [ censor bleep ] you pay them for, can't you marcia clark? really? >> clearly. they did, right? so yes you can. in general -- in all trials it's always within of these things that -- i think jurors are pretty hip to that. you can hire someone to say almost anything you want. and [ inaudible ] walker had the gal to in the simpson case put out her report saying that she

didn't believe that nicole was battered. a more shocking conclusion from someone who supposedly was the leading expect in the field, they didn't call her. they never tried to claim she wasn't battered. so yeah, you can get an expert to say almost anything. i was unimpressed with their experts. and everything that you had to believe in terms of his being abusive to her was something you had to take her word for. there was no corroboration. so she claimed when she was journalling, when she wrote things about him that was unflattering, he forced her to tear out the pages. really? what proof do we have? why don't we know they were

pagings that were unflattering to you? >> stephanie: and she lied before and after but insisted she she was telling the truth in court. >> yeah, and she remembered vividly everything before the event and then it is a fog. really? you're going with a fog? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yes, she prefers the death penalty. what do you think is going to happen here? >> i don't know. this is the problem -- every -- this is the problem until you talk to any people who object to the death penalty. here is one of the reasons why. in every jurisdiction you are going to have different sensibilities in the community. in los angeles we might not even

have requested the death penalty, let alone the jury decide it. in los angeles i think you probably wouldn't even find a jury to sentence her to death. arizona is a more conservative place. and they requested the death penalty, and that community might very well sentence her to death. >> stephanie: well if joe arpaio had anything to say -- >> joe arpaio was the one who let her do the interview yesterday. >> yes. >> stephanie: marcia could we just put her in a cell with ariel castro? can you sometimes be creative in your sentencing? work it out for yourselves. >> i like it. it is creative. >> stephanie: right? [ laughter ] >> i'm not sure it is constitutional --

>> stephanie: whatever, don't bother me with that. >> we don't care about the constitution unless it's the second amendment. >> stephanie: right. marcia briefly about the cleveland case -- >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: this is just incredible, right? >> oh, my god. it's so wonderful to see a happy ending to one of these missing-women stories -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> because it usually isn't. and it's also a testament to decency of people in general. we focus on the negatives and horribles that people do to each other, but more often than not people step up to do the right thing. you have the man who was kicking in the door to save her and pull her out. he didn't know her. he heard her screaming, and kicked in the door really at great danger to himself -- >> stephanie: right. >> and then the guy who called in -- charles ramsey -- >> stephanie: future husband of

mine. >> yes, he is a hero. it is the best 911 tape ever. >> oh, my god. yes. it is hilarious. obviously he has been charged with several counts of rape and kidnapping and all of that. a all of these details coming out are -- make it more and more gruesome. and the other -- the other open question is about the brothers right? they made it very clear right now they are not being charged, but it seems incredible to believe that they didn't know anything about this doesn't it? >> yeah, they were living there -- i -- i don't know. because they kept a pretty tight lid on the information they are getting. but if the brothers were living in that house, and there is proof that there were -- >> both brothers were sergeant schultz. i say nothing! nothing! >> really, these little girls just came in out of the blue -- i don't believe it.

but they are going to have to come up with something they did know -- >> stephanie: and here is a helpful tip when police are digging up a yard looking for a body, don't blurt out they're not going to find anything! [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: marcia what is the new book? >> i have a short story called trouble in paradise. and then the book -- another -- a third book comes out in june called "killer ambition." that's a hollywood book and she prosecutes some hollywood power players, and we actually go to trial on this one. >> awesome. i can't keep one of your books in my house because my friends keep stealing them from. at least you are busy.

otherwise i would assume you just don't like me. >> you know that is not true. i love you. now i'm emerging -- you have to go into a black dark place to write something. and it's probably good, because it keeps me off of the streets, but now i'm ready to run again. >> stephanie: you are emerging like a little butterfly, and i have the vodka ready. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> where is the net. >> stephanie: nicole brown simpson would have been 54 a week from sunday. i know because we have the same birthday. >> stephanie: wow. marcia, great stuff, and we'll have you on to talk about the books again. >> sounds good love you honey. [ applause ] >> too bad she is not interesting at all. >> stephanie: yeah. twenty-two minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: pull over, you are dwl, driving while laughing.

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stair washing machine. the camera was new. they did an interview with arias and asked her if she knew why someone would want to damage the camera. it includes both in sexually suggestive poses at approximately 1:40 p.m. the last photo of alexander alive was taken at 5:29 p.m. moments later there was a picture of an individual bleeding profusely on the floor -- >> oh my god. why would she take pictures of the bleeding body? >> stephanie: yeah she continued to insist she had not seen him since april -- >> yeah. some people want to get caught so she on some level -- >> she's crazy.

>> yeah. >> stephanie: oh, he is so cute he just came to that conclusion right now. >> like waking up on christmas morn. >> but sanity didn't get me a bicycle. >> stephanie: right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ pioneer is emerging from the backwoods. >> i'm basically like a farmer. instead of corn, you've got dope. (vo) but what is legal and what is criminal? >> this is, no matter what you do, a violation of federal law. (vo) follow real farmers staking their claim on a new frontier. >> lots of terrible things happen to people growing marijuana. >> this crop to me is my livelihood. >> i have everything invested in this. only on current tv.

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mafia, once you get in you can't get out. would you like some more sex details, jim? >> oh boy. all right. >> stephanie: she detailed an event that started with kissing and ended in [ censor bleep ] sex. describing the [ censor bleep ] as paining and adding it was not something i expected to happen. and i can't say i wanted it to but i didn't stop him. >> whatever! >> stephanie: okay. all right. in late january 2003 artwork by arias began selling on ebay. you know who else was a good artist, jim? >> hitler. >> stephanie: that's all of the shiny news cycles.

doug kendall joining us now. good morning, doug. >> good morning, stephanie. >> stephanie: between cleveland, jodi arias you are like hey, pay attention! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: even the supreme court, doug, you have talked about that obviously there is so much focus on the civil rights cases coming up, which are important, but we're not even paying attention to how unbelieve i will business friendly this court has gotten right? >> it is really the biggest story about the supreme court under john roberts. we focus on the hot button social issues of civil rights cases, et cetera, but the story, and this is just empirically nailed down is how friendly this court is to corporations, and how they are protecting corporations from all sorts of

suits that the conservative majority doesn't like which are basically any effort by consumers, by cell phone holders, subscribers to cable companies, any efforts by consumers to get justice when they are defrauded by big corporations. >> stephanie: basically it's a story as you write about the chamber of commerce continued success before the roberts court generally. >> that's right. the chamber of commerce in the early '80s was winning about 40% of the cases. that went up to the mid-40s in the next court. so like 56% during the period of the rainquist court. and now that percentage has gone up to 69%, so it's over two thirds, and it's

really -- again, the story of the roberts court. the cases aren't always getting the top headlines, but it's happening term after term case after case and it's having a real impact on the way justice is happening in america. >> stephanie: yeah it's a good thing they don't have anyone chained in their basement. you write please tell us what fresh horror awaiting us? >> again it's simply that -- the chamber of commerce has filed 18 briefs this term meaning they -- they are in about a quarter of the supreme court's cases, most of those cases have yet to be decided, some of them are very important, and it's just -- you know it's kind of a -- a steady process which the ability of consumers and -- and citizens to go to court to get justice

particularly against corporations get eroded so there's another ten rulings or so this term that will be decided, probably along the same idealogical lines, most of them and those cases kind of cumulatively will make it really hard for -- consumers -- victims of corporate misconduct of all sorts to get justice in our court system. >> stephanie: you wrote another piece where you say on any given day the court of appeals has the ability to throw the environmental movement into complete disarray. tells about that. i was with senator boxer after the inauguration and she was so excited about the president talking about environmental issues. tell us about this. >> yeah, everyone knows about the supreme court. there are obviously courts of

appeal across the country. the most important is the u.s. court of appeals for the district of columbia circuit. it's a feeder court to the supreme court. five or so of the current justices started their career on the d.c. circuit. so it's often where you put people you want to nominate to the supreme court, but it's also conservatives, particularly in the reagan and bush administrations have packed that court with very conservative justices. and they have made major efforts to combat air pollution. they struck down a bill which required companies to alert employees of their right to

unionize. they basically called into question everything the national labor relations board and the consumer financial protection board have done on the grounds that the way president obama put members on those boards was somehow unconstitutional. so it's -- it's incredibly powerful court that decides really big issues about environmental law, and consumer law, and the court is dominate comboifd ed by conservatives. >> stephanie: what do you think -- before you go doug just curious on prop 8 and doma? >> oh, i don't know. i think it's -- right, we're getting incredibly important three big civil rights cases coming up.

i don't know dish was more kind of uncertain what the outcome was going to be after the oral argument than i was before. i do think that there's -- i think that -- i don't think they will uphold either prop 8 or doma, but i don't know -- but i could easily see a procedural ruling or narrower ruling than i think people want. >> stephanie: yeah, that's what my friends were telling me that were in the courtroom. doug always greet check in with you on this important stuff in the midst of our important crime stories. [ laughter ] >> i hope i didn't bring it down too much >> no. >> stephanie: it was sorely needed. i can tell jim was like blah, blah, blah where is the [ censor bleep ] sex story again. >> there's -- charles ramsey's interview has been song-fied.

>> i'm reticent to play that just because he is such a hero in this case -- >> i'm assuming they bleeped out the -- >> stephanie: yes. did he -- as you were saying earlier, he has a domestic violence conviction or -- >> yeah. in his past. >> stephanie: but you also made a cogent point that there is no doubt he was a hero in this. marcia clark was talking about he went into what he assumed was a domestic violence situation -- >> yeah. and a lot of people would have run away from that. >> maybe he is trying to make up for previous indiscretions -- >> yeah. but i don't know that you should call him your future husband. >> stephanie: yeah, because everyone thought i was serious about that. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: thank god the record has been corrected there. okay. everybody, write that down.

>> get that news busters? >> lefty liberal pundit stephanie miller wishes -- >> stephanie: wants to be a battered -- all right. news busters just do it. whatever. okay. all right. disgruntled customer received threatening dildo -- >> what? >> stephanie: i'm not sure what classified -- >> did it have teeth. did it bare its teeth. grrrrrrr. >> stephanie: there's a friendly one and a threatening one. [ dog growling ] >> i think that dill bow has rabies. >> stephanie: not that one. use the one with the happy face. [ dog growling ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i'm sorry.

i kneaded this. gawker brings this morning, an oklahoma man is demanding an apology and the termination of a tractor store employ after he received a threatening dildo in the mail. those tractor store employees they are encourageable. where am i going to send this guy? he went to the tractor supply to complain about a botched order. heated words were existed. and the store's assistant manager was -- and he was ordered to get out and don't come back. a few months later he was surprised to receive an

anonymous parcel -- [ dog growling ] . >> it has a vibrating function apparently. >> stephanie: inside the box was an 88 inch -- >> an 88 inch -- >> stephanie: an 8 inch -- >> oh okay. wow. >> stephanie: -- dill bow with the words ralph is a [ censor bleep ] from the tractor supply. >> stephanie: how is that threatening? that is just insulting. it's childish. >> stephanie: exactly. it's like eighth grade. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. so that happened. see don't we feel better now. >> yes. >> i'm going to stay out of tractor stores from now on. >> yeah. [ dog growling ]

>> stephanie: see nra you don't need a gun -- just a get out -- >> i have a threatening dildo! >> stephanie: i have like seven settings on this thing. >> announcer: call the political party line now, 1-800-steph-1-2. ♪ (vo) next, current tv is the place for compelling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current.

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hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. oh, the interwebs, kids kids kids the things they do on the interwebs. this is charles ramsey, the neighborhood who rescued the girl in the cleveland case. this is auto tune? >> yeah. >> i'm talking with charles ramsey, he is the neighborhood. ♪ i knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms ♪ ♪ and [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ we do everybody day ♪ ♪ he ate ribs is what we do ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh heavens. okay. yeah, we were glad that was not the 911 call. that would be not for air. with a lot of [ censor bleep ].

>> not safe for work. >> stephanie: exactly. we have had a couple of trolls -- we sprayed troll be gone quite a few times because there was the benghazi hearing which brings out the right-wing trolls. there is a good piece about this is just a distraction for them -- >> this is a test. this is a test of the right-wing troll notification system. this is only a test. >> benghaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. >> this has been a test of the right-wing troll notification system. had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in for

half-baked information. >> stephanie: all right. thank you very much. there is no there, there. could it have been the republicans who consistently voted against increased security? and then he goes on to make the points we make all the time -- reducing government spending was always the republican intent. the evidence was too overwhelming that reducing spending retarded recovery. but all they care about is government spending equals wasting money on the poor. nicely done "time" magazine. [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: they obsess on the stupid, federal dictatorship

fantasies, and meaningless political ploys like benghazi. thank you. thank you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: nicely done. >> it's not going to happen. >> stephanie: of course not. he is just saying. a lot of grizzly details obviously we have been going over coming out of cleveland and the jodyi arias trial. so san francisco finally able to ban people who [ censor bleep ] on the subway. gawker brings us the -- >> had to change bart to fart i guess. >> stephanie: the fart train. perhaps inspired by the recent subway poop crime spree. officials finally able to ban passengers who use the subway system as a bathroom.

really? come on. [ mumbling ] >> you know this how? >> stephanie: because it's in the story -- it's a thing people do -- i guess -- no -- no word on whether it's with an angry dildo or just -- you know. [ laughter ] >> the usual way. >> stephanie: right. [ dog growling ] >> stephanie: for lesser offenses like [ censor bleep ] on an escalator might earn you -- apparently some people don't make it to the train they do it on the escalator. you get 90 days before being manned from the train. really you get to poop twice and rub one out once -- really? [ applause ] >> stephanie: how about this story.

how a really old person gets to be to old, bacon. after raving about the wonders of greek yolk ert. 105 here says eating bacon every day helps her stay young at heart. >> okay. then. and oscar meyer has already sent the weaner mobile to get on a ride -- >> stephanie: and it delivered a whole bunch of bacon that will probably kill her. they might want to take her right to the emergency room. marco rubio. >> [ inaudible ] by the way you are not edgeable for any public benefits. you have to prove that you are not a public charge -- >> wasn't he an immigrant? >> stephanie: yes, his parents

fled castro -- >> they first fled -- >> stephanie: they knew castro was coming. marco rubio again. >> for those first ten years you don't qualify for any benefits. and your first five years of a green card you don't qualify for any benefits either. >> stephanie: he has to seem really tough on hispanics, he has to seem like an angry -- >> dildo. >> stephanie: why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself marco -- [ dog growling ] >> stephanie: now i'm sorry i brought that story up. >> which one? the growling dildo -- >> stephanie: oh, dear god -- >> pooping on the train. >> stephanie: yikes. that is it for us, thank god. i would like to thank chris

lavoie jim ward -- >> don't thank me. noo and travis bone. >> i had nothing to do with this snippy production. see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

>> i'm jacki schechner. it's noon eastern, and here's what's current. the senate has started working on immigration reform today. beginning the process of considering the first batch of amendments. senator have filed some 30 potential changes to the legislation, which means we're looking at several days of hearing. today focuses on possible changes to the bill dealing with border security. as it stands now it says we need to make serious changes on

border security before we can create a path to citizenship. chairman patrick leahy plans to hold a committee vote by early june. chuck schumer challenged senate