[♪ theme music ♪] >> oh, for god's sakes i take one day off, condoms on the ceiling, empty beer cans. jacki schechner did you not control these boys? and where is jim? what have you done with jim? >> oh there's jim. >> stephanie: there's jim. momma takes one day off and what has happened? >> how did your speech go

>> stephanie: fabulous. the fine folks fresh off of their big win in the taxi strike. love them. >> their biggest taxi strike. >> stephanie: yeah they can party those folks they are podiatrist and hypnotists. >> oh interesting combination. >> stephanie: yeah. all right. here is jacki schechner. >> good morning, everybody, president obama is going to announce some administration changes this afternoon. national security advisor tom donelin stepping down after four years on the job. the president is going to name susan rice as his replacement which should get republicans sufficiently fired up. because they made her their top

target in regard to benghazi. but the spot does not require senate confirmation. the president will pick samantha power as well. new jersey governor chris christie has made a controversial decision as to how he is going to fill the senate seat of frank lautenberg. instead of picking somebody to serve until 2014 he said he will let the people of new jersey do the picking but sooner than 2014. >> i firmly believe the decisions that need to be made in washington are too great to be determined by an appointment' for 14 months.

>> critics say chris christietive's only goal is to not have his name on the same ballot as cory booker. we're back after the break.

cenk off air alright in 15 minutes we're going to do the young turks! i think the number 1 thing than viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. they know that i'm not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know i'm going to be the first one to call them out. cenk on air>> what's unacceptable is how washington continues to screw the middle class over. cenk off air i don't want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. cenk on air you got to go to the local level, the state level and we have to fight hard to make sure they can't buy our politics anymore. cenk off air and they can question if i'm right about that. but i think the audience gets that, i actually mean it. cenk on air 3 trillion dollars in spending cuts! narrator uniquely progressive and always topical the worlds largest online news show is on current tv. cenk off air and i think the audience

gets, "this guys to best of his abilities is trying to look out for us." only on current tv! [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: okay. momma is home, everybody. everybody relax. calm gentle, settle. we have all of the condoms off of the ceiling, i picked up on the shlitz cans. >> we drink better beer that shlitz. >> stephanie: there was a close-up of what you, writing and so you cannot say or write though c word either.

>> i know. >> stephanie: you were just scratching it over there -- >> and i usually put it in the draft folder so you don't send it. >> stephanie: that's why god made draft folders. whatever director speak. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. momma was gone yesterday, because i was speaking to the fine union folks. shout out. love those union folks. they were feeling a little frisky off of their big win on the las vegas taxi strike. >> that's right. >> stephanie: and please and thank you. [ applause ] >> absolutely. >> stephanie: i love my union folk. they represent office and professional employees international union, among other

things hypnotist. which i said since i get up and do morning radio i'm already sleepy and so i'm not going to talk to you. [♪ circus music ♪] >> hey! >> they don't generally work in an office. >> stephanie: they cover all kinds of podiatrist. i had a broken foot and 17,000 podiatrists looked at my x ray. and they saved me from putting my foot in my mouth. [♪ circus music ♪] >> during world war ii there are a lot of german podiatrist doing very well because of all of the [ inaudible ] going on. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: sorry, nice try. >> that was over the head of even podiatrists.

>> stephanie: talk about a lot of great issues. was a gal that stood up, a marine, that had just served. and she was talking about ptsd which is a huge thing. and suicides have passed combat deaths, which no american should stand for. and just one little thing we can do -- that's what you are thinking right, chris? >> what can i do? >> stephanie: i didn't mean to say that in my you don't do anything voice. >> well, you kind of did. >> stephanie: what gets my attention is a picture of a handsome dog. this is oden who is with me while his owner is on deployment. it's a 501 c3 which is a real

nonprofit. providing a data base for people to care for their pets while they are on deployment. let's see, irene says can you make sure service people are able to keep their dogs. after all look at this handsome face. ps, i am a small business owner who does haven't to listen to both sides because you do it for. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you know max and fred, i get them from gentle giants rescue near here. and they had done that. but oh, my god, there's heart breaking stories. one guy said i shouldn't ask you to keep him, but she did keep him for the guy and the guy was killed. oh. just heart breaking. and i was there another time and

there was a girl and her father and she had a tattoo and i said what is that for? and she said my brother was just killed in iraq. and this giant great dane comes out and kisses her and they took him home. >> that is now up on your facebook page. >> stephanie: thank you. speaking of dogs -- >> oh god. >> you annoyed every single person in this email chain with this. >> stephanie: i know. and i don't understand. i think cat people are weird. julie in seattle sent this to me. screams like sam kinson. ezra client, a dog screaming like a human. >> did we need this? >> stephanie: what is it like a

shitzu. >> it's a little mutt. >> stephanie: all you have to do is say his name. >> cody. >> cody! >> cody! [ dog screaming ] >> oh god. god. it sounds like someone got their leg blown off. >> can we stop this. >> stephanie: i'm sorry. you have to see it, though because it's so hilarious. >> what is wrong with you? that is no hilarious. >> stephanie: i think i'm the only one -- >> and you say cat people are weird. >> stephanie: and he stops for a minute, and they go cody and he goes --

[ sam kinson screaming ] >> stephanie: all right. i guess i'm the only one. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i thought it was spectacular. my schnauzer used to sing mona lisa with my mother. but i don't know how that sound comes out of a dog. >> maybe sam kinson has been ren ren -- reencar nated as a dog. >> stephanie: maybe so. all right. well, is it on our facebook page. go look at it. momma is always right.

it is hilarious. when i was giving the speech yesterday, i was saying here is why we can't talk about real issues in the media, and here is who is at fault . . . me. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: no there's the sequester and we are talking on nonsense on tv. and who is a big part of that -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: that's right. although i got to say cunnilingus twice on cnn. i love america. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: where did everybody come down on this? >> come down on this? >> or go down on there. [ buzzer ] >> what? >> he started it. >> stephanie: eighth grade.

listen, i am glad he has licked his cancer. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: good for him, he apparently has made a full recovery however -- is it me? am i just cynical? >> conan o'brien suggested that it was a little bit of overcompensation for the role he just played. >> stephanie: i said that before conan said it. >> he said it two nights ago. >> stephanie: i said it monday night, early. don't compete with me i always win. >> you are not going to compete with me, i always win! >> stephanie: if it's medically mirky, i want to speak on behalf of all women by saying thanks a lot michael. and he went on to say oh it's

also a cure. >> oral sex is the cure. >> stephanie: right. >> that's the medically mirky part. >> stephanie: because -- >> two nights ago he did speak to the american cancer society, so it might have been promotion for that. >> stephanie: i love him. and my first thought is, is he implying that he got that from his wife or somebody other than his wife and either way -- the sex rehab he has always denied. he said it was for alcohol. and that's how this started. they said was it alcohol and smoking? and he said -- because frankly

all of them can cause it. and it can be a public service in that you can get it. >> like cigars and brandy. >> yeah he probably should have said i might have gotten it if this. >> and here are the 37 candidates that may have been responsible. >> each one of them needs to be tested. >> stephanie: moderation everybody. it's interesting bette midler just tweeted and praised him. bravo michael douglas for telling the word that cancer can by caused by oral sex. and doctors are a little like -- ah. and one doctor was saying that's

the cure for it -- he said i don't know what he thinks if he exposes himself to more of the virus, that's not medically accurate. >> i'm not a doctor but exposing yourself to more of the virus doesn't really lessen the virus, does it. >> stephanie: right. >> it might build up your immunity the way inoculation was. >> stephanie: yeah. i was a little bit like what? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> but after you have it? i'm not a doctor so i don't know. >> stephanie: well thanks for clearing that up. lots more on this, and speaking of medical stuff that we have said on the air. we got one love letter and one hate letter from doctors. >> huh oh. what did he do now? >> stephanie: oh, boy. eighteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> not bad. like frisbee golf i'm glad i

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comments in the yahoo comments section. this is what i'm talking about when someone dies. in this case it was senator lautenberg. it's just like the guy's not a decent man, a world war ii wet with a family. and said's headline is biden to euligize lautenberg. >> why do you go in there? >> stephanie: i don't know. hi, buddy. >> caller: hi momma, how are you feeling?

>> stephanie: i'm feeling fine why? >> announcer: [ inaudible ] certain way. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: everybody calm down. by the way michael douglas is not a doctor because if it is it would probably be real prevalent in the lesbian community. >> well, that's not the only thing lesbians do buddy. >> caller: well if you could send me some pictures. [ buzzer ] >> here is how it is done. >> stephanie: okay. i love it. here is my favorite thing when he was talking about this, not to get too specific. too late. >> now a warning! >> stephanie: wow. yes. so there's that. let's go to dale in sacramento. hi, dale. >> caller: hi it's the gas pass ebb from sacramento.

[ farting sounds ] >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: the hpv virus does cause cancer. it takes a long time to turn something into cancer, and we have been following populations within the country that have a prevalence of this that are still virgins, so it is very serious, and it's not a joke. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and he probably contracted this in his 20s. it takes that long for it to convert. anyone time someone is diagnosed they biopsy it. >> stephanie: someone made that point, that he could have gotten this a long time ago if that is how he got it, right? >> caller: right. though biopsy will show whether

the hpv virus is in there, so that's how he knows. >> stephanie: all right. dale, thank you. let's go to richard in vancouver. >> caller: i quit drinking in 1977, quit smoking in 1980, was diagnosed with throat cancer like michael douglas had in 2001. they had no clue what caused it. and like the previous caller said, they think i have had it since i was very young. >> stephanie: that's the problem it could be any of those factors. >> caller: one of the doctors i had asked me did you ever chew on golf tees. because you put golf tees in the ground, and they are full of pesticides -- >> stephanie: yeah, wow. >> caller: they see a lot of older men come in because they

are chewing on pesticides all day. >> stephanie: put those in your pocket, stop it. wow. >> caller: no one knows. so anyway thank you. >> so the world will kill you, basically. >> stephanie: exactly. don't forget to use the ball washer. obviously once you start talking about cancer -- because so many people are touched by it or have a story, and i can't confirm that this guy is accurate but it seems like it is andrew writes -- because we were talking and colon scopies the other day, and they may not be the most effective screening. it's the most expensive. because of our for-profit health care industry. that was the point of the conversation. but andrew writes i think you need to be very careful about

getting medical commentary. i'm a cancer specialist, i publish published a paper in the -- whatever name dropper. it would be far more effective in identifying polyps especially in women. and he said some other interesting stuff, and we will talk about that. and i think that's true because we are not doctors, much as everyone's shock. because everyone was like oh i thought it was that doctor's show. [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: no fart jokes and comedian show. okay. twenty-nine minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show."

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>> stephanie: and as you know i tend to mispronounce things -- but the point is -- but i think it is good that it has opened up a discussion about cancer because it's important. the other day we did a piece in the "new york times," and our health care system is infuriating, and one of the things in this piece was colonoscopies are prescribed because they are the most expensive. but this was an epidemiologist that strongly disagrees. that said he has done the research, that this is the best -- i don't think it's the pee key problem. but they can cost wildly different amounts all over the country as well. he says -- this is andrew rice, he said doctors do not recommend

colonoscopies because they make money. most doctors have no idea what the reimbursement is. please stop trying to suggest that doctors are ex ex -- exploiting their patients. our health care prices are stupid and way out of control. colorectal cancer is the second leading cause of death by cancer in this country. other things are not as good as

colon s colon s copy. >> this is a good on jim. >> people praising jim. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: yes, they often do. one of our fine sponsors in chicago who lost his wife bonnie who we loved, he writes steph you were talking about the cancer that michael douglas had and how one cannot make a joke but in a serious moment jim commented about how many treatments use some form of radiation and that needs to be watched too. several cancers later were suspected to be caused by radiation treatments. we don't know what the doctors knew in 1978 so it is difficult

to point fingers backwards. i was happy jim said what he did because more people need to know the effects of heavy radiation. i know i'm waiting in line for you to reconsider your sexual references. ps, one of my friends was told to get in line and take a number. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that's right. anyway, but i think it's always good discussion, but what we were talking about too with the colon colon colonoscopy is that it is invasing. and there might be other methods. >> uh-huh? >> stephanie: okay. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. how about that saxby chambliss,

the military sexual assault -- >> we have it. >> the young folks that are coming into each of your services are anywhere from 17 to 22 or 3, gee whiz that's the level -- the hormone level created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur. >> okay. >> well, i'm sure there is consensual sex that goes on -- >> but that's not what we are talking about -- >> stephanie: and he is neglecting the 40-something, including the guy in charge. oh, these young people are crazy. >> and sexual assault is not about sex. it's about power. >> stephanie: how awesome were all of the women on the panel. the girls taking it to them. [ applause ] >> stephanie: they are pissed

and they should be. i know exactly right that it is being talked about like this. sexual assault is not about romance or sex, it's about power. >> you have lost the trust of the men and women who rely on you; that you will actually bring justice in these cases. the they are afraid to report. they think their careers will be over. they fear retaliation. >> that was kirsten gill brand. this is claire mchascall. >> this isn't about sex. this is about assaultive domination and violence. and as long as those two get mushed together, you are not going to bed a successful as you need to be which is getting to the predators in your ranks.

>> stephanie: yeah. rock on. their first reaction was also a little patronizing. there, there, little ladies you have got to let the military take care of this. how well are you doing it now? oh no tisk tisk. >> just lay back and take it. >> what the senator are proposing is we take out the ability of the higher ups to veto a sexual assault conviction. huh? >> stephanie: exactly. >> that just needs to conism. >> stephanie: exactly. deb fisher of maine. >> this is a crisis that i believe the military needs to step up and confront. >> stephanie: yeah, just a little. even john mccain, i thought this was interesting. >> just last night a woman came to me and said her daughter wanted to join the military and

could i give my unqualified support for her doing so? i could not. >> stephanie: that's -- that's pretty pathetic. >> yeah. >> stephanie: we were talking about the amazing documentary on this, and now we're talking. look at the numbers and that is just breathtaking. >> yeah. >> stephanie: the army chief of staff. >> if i believed that removing commanders from their central role of responsibility in addressing sexual assault within our ranks, i would be your strongest proponent. but removing commanders and making themless responsible will not work. >> stephanie: i strongly disagree. if you have a huge problem and it's not getting addressed -- >> then the commanders aren't

doing their job. >> stephanie: right. it's like, implying that they might not do their job -- we're not implying. we are saying that are not doing their job. unbelievable to me. it is just -- this is the part of the problem with this sort of strain of sexism. this war on women that run through the republican party. saxby chambliss, anybody have sons out there? are they just completely uncontrollable beasts? it's not just an age group of young guys. there are many -- i was watching a bunch on tv that were highlighted. they were in their 40s. so to pass this off as young guys being frisky. >> and girls. >> stephanie: right. right. really? how many cases of women -- >> no, he is talking about consensual sex.

>> saxby chambliss is. >> yeah, a bunch of horny teenagers. stuff is going to happen. >> consensual sex will happen yes. that is not what we're talking about here. >> stephanie: and by the way sax saxby -- ♪ you are an idiot ♪ >> who names their kid saxby? >> stephanie: i know. forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: for a good time call, 1-800-steph-1-2. (vo) from the underworld to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> occupy!

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ push, push, in the bush, push push, in the bush ♪ >> okay. michael douglas, we get it. >> stephanie: stop it. >> overcompensate much. >> you are not having sex with matt damon. >> nobody thought that about him anyway. he was playing a role. >> stephanie: right. we always knew he was a well-known [ censor bleep ] hound. 1-800-steph-1-2. let's go to jim. good morning. >> caller: good morning, steph. i just recently retired from civil service. the reason why the commanders try to stymy this is because their next big assignment or promotion depends on the record that have at that level.

so therefore they try to stymy those complaints because it reflects on their raise in command. >> stephanie: that's a good. >> caller: yeah, it has to be taken out somehow. >> stephanie: that makes common sense. speaking of common sense, donald rumsfield said he didn't know if the president has switched sides on the war on terror. he was answering a question from a man off scene he said do you have any feeling that we have switched sides on the war on terror. >> oh, god. >> stephanie: you know i just

don't feel competent to answer. i can't tell said rumsfield. he said it bothers me greatly that he is unwilling to identify the enemy. >> then what are all of the drone strikes about? >> stephanie: yeah how could you possibly prosecute the war better than executing an unnecessary war. >> just go in there flaying -- you don't go into war planning in anyway. just go in there and do some stuff. >> rifle around. >> stephanie: all right. yikes. we were talking about saxby chambliss's comments about oh they are just frisky. what was the thing -- oh 40% of breadwinners are women now, which made the men of fox news

no [ censor bleep ] >> ape dump. >> stephanie: yeah it's a world with lou dobbs. ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ here i sit lou's [ inaudible ] ♪ >> nice. >> stephanie: thank you, rocky mountain mike. little ditty. by the way i read this on my way to san diego, because michael tomasky, fine american who i want to date and kiss and marry, in "the daily beast," this says everything about the economy. it is increasingly clear the

president has steered the country back from the brink and exposed the lie of conservative economics. and the fact that he can do this against this level of obstruction is incredible in my opinion. this friday morning we're getting jobs numbers. he writes in recent numbers, they should be pretty good. >> yeah but it's all chicked making the money so it doesn't count. >> stephanie: so noted. the numbers been higher than predicted. which is exactly what rush limbaugh did. >> well, my friends [ mumbling ] . >> it doesn't really matter what

he said. >> stephanie: it all sounds like that to me. republicans are about out of chances to do what they have been trying to do since president obama took office i.e., wreck the economy. now more than ever obama has to ignore these people and just make sure they don't screw up the economy any more than they already have. >> this is why we need austerity. >> stephanie: right. obama soared past george w. bush in the net job creation sweepstakes. he has created more than 1.6 million ro jobs which bush's mark was .8 million in all of his years.

the economy would be going even better without the austerity push -- if we didn't have all of these republican governors rooting for public employees to lose their jobs -- >> we would have bridges that don't collapse. >> stephanie: right. and money is so cheap -- this is when you build -- >> when you spend. >> stephanie: he says duh -- >> did he say duh? >> stephanie: yes. the deficit going to tumble to its lowest level since 2008. we're going to hear this rhetoric all over again, the debt ceiling. spending is the problem.

>> spending -- spend, spend, spending. look at all of the spending. >> stephanie: republicans as we know have spent eight years saying raising taxes doesn't increase revenues. how do they get away with that. it's an argument that sits at the core of supply side theory. they are just lying bush tax cuts cost the treasury $1.3 trillion. they continue to make these claims long after the facts were in. the only thing the republicans have done since 2001 is make the economy worse. against republican predictions they drained the treasury. later the gop deregulation nearly destroyed the global economy. then when new guy tried to rescue the economy they opposed everything he tried.

thank you michael tomasky. obama isn't going to get anything out of these people. he is just going to have to heisman them, stiff arm them keep them out of the way, prevent them from doing more damage. the republicans want more budget cuts in exchange for raising the debt element. with an improving economy with the public away, we have already endured deep cuts. obama should be sitting in the cat-bird seat, but he is going to be the president who lead the country back from economic disaster. and if the economy keeps growing at the pace of last year he stands to leave office having created several million net jobs. >> so. >> i could have done that. >> stephanie: no you couldn't. no you couldn't boner. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: all right. hour number two, jeffrey toobin coming up in just a moment to talk about supreme court stuff. jacki schechner tommy in columbus watches, steph question for jacki, hany peoe in germany,rance, sweden or spain have had to declare bankruptcy because of medical expenses. >> probably none. >> stephanie: you win! [ applause ] >> the one thing people don't have to worry about is whether or not they can afford medical

care. >> stephanie: yeah. and his second question how does jacki get better looking every time i see her. >> oh, that's very sweet. i think his eyesight is failing. or he is drinking heavily. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. here she is. >> good morning, everybody, senator marco rubios as it stands now he is not going to vote for his own immigration reform bill. he says he wants congress not homeland security in charge and wants tougher enforcement procedures over all, without those he is not going to vote yet because the bill wouldn't pass the house. rubio is meeting with fellow senate republicans to talk about the ways to get them on board to vote for the bill and today he is scheduled to meet with conservative house members to

discuss the issue. bradley manning is finally getting his days in court. large parts of the trial are expected to be closed to the public. experts in military lasse this is not uncommon for a court-martial, but it's likely that the extreme civilian interest in this particular case is making the judge more caution about what will and won't be able to the public and when. we have a new poll out today. it asks how people feel about government. and it seems that the public is split. 31% say they are generally optimistic 29% say they are generally pessimistic. there was a low of 26% in march of 2011. democrats tend to be more optimistic. and how people feel about the

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[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. wait a minute, mike -- fun facts from the mike tomasky piece. if the economy keeps growing at the pace of the past year, president obama stands to leave office creating [ inaudible ] remaining months and you come up with 7.1 million on top of the jobs he has already created.

[ applause ] >> stephanie: as opposed to the losing 700,000 jobs a month guy. >> that's right. [ giggling ] >> stephanie: boy, i miss that little giggle. the supreme court is not going to issue any more rulings this week. we just talk to jeffrey toobin author of "the oath," now out in paper book -- back. it's a paper book that's a paperback. good morning. >> hi stephanie. >> stephanie: the piece you wrote about john robert's court legacy is not making me any happier. >> it shouldn't. >> stephanie: i know you say -- >>, you know, as john mccain likes to say, elections have

consequences, and george bush beating john kerry in 2004 with william lindquist on his death bed, this is a very important thing. >> stephanie: jeffery that is absolutely true, you point that out, the two huge decisions that benefited benefited republicans so much. >> and those are the directly political dig -- decisions, but when you look at decisions that advance the political agenda it's an enormous list and the legacy is building as we speak. >> stephanie: you know it's interesting. you write, think john has discovered his inner moderate, don't bet on it. and the point of your piece is that's a little bit deceptive. his decision in the health care

case reflected his place in the history of the court, and you mean how controversial and partisan that would have been. >> correct. and if there had been a 5-4 decision on top of bush v gore on top of citizens united in june of 2012, that is at the heart of last year's president presidential campaign it would have been a very important issue. and roberts managed to diffuse the court almost entirely. but if you look at subsequent decisions and certainly prior decisions, john roberts remains a committed conservative and will remain that way. >> stephanie: you talk about even the ruling in the health

care case it was in a way conservative. because instead he chose a novel ground constitutional power to levy taxes. >> that's right. that's a possibility, and we have to see how that plays out. if you look at the authority congress has used since the new deal to regulate the economy to provide services to people it has almost always been under the commerce clause. congress has the right to regulate commerce among the several states. that has been the key to congress passing all of the laws that we're so familiar with. if you cut back congress's authority under the commerce clause, it is possible you can cutting back congress's authority down the road. that's a long-term project, but

john roberts is a long-term thinker, and that may be a part of what was going on there. >> stephanie: here is what freaks me out. chief justice roberts also gave himself a political freehand for the foreseeable future and has insulated himself because of affordable care. so that's your speculation. >> it is. every chief justice becomes associated with certain issues. earl warren was ending segregation. and i think what john roberts wants to do is end the civil rights movement as we know it. he is deeply committed to ending -- and in the next couple of weeks we'll really find out

how far he is willing to go. >> stephanie: and obviously marriage equality and gay rights. you say look for roberts to lean to the conservative side on all of these issues. and the vote in the health care case will be seen as the great aberration of his career. what does this spell for the prop 8 case? >> the two same-sex marriage cases, they are actually quite different, and i think there is likely to be different resolutions. this look like cases where the court will split 4-4 and leave it up to anthony kennedy. i think kennedy will find a way to strike down doma. i do think they will probably kick proposition 8 back to the

states. i'm very spectacle a they will issue some sort of loving versus virginia type situation, which would say that all 50 states have to have same-sex marriage. i think they know as we all know, that if california were to hold a vote on proposition 8 today it would lose overwhelming overwhelmingly. and the issue is not whether same-sex marriage will come to california, it's when and how, and -- and i think they are likely to return that issue to california. >> stephanie: jeffery what -- and that's certainly what i have heard is the consensus consensus, but then what does that mean? does that mean gay marriage will be immediate in california? are you saying it would have to go back to the vote? >> that depends a lot on how the

opinion is written. i hate to sort of hedge on that but i really don't think -- there are varieties of ways they could do it. there are ways they could write it where same-sex marriage would be legal the day after the opinion in california, there are other ways that would require california to do another initiative or legislative attempt to do it. so i -- i -- a lot of that would -- would come out in the writing of the opinion. >> stephanie: uh-huh. it always -- like i say, this is one of those, you know conversations that has been so ongoing, but this is what has always made me uncomfortable. when i look at the legal parts of this, it just seems the complexity of how there's going to be this patch work legally around the country if that happens, to me it just seems to

offend -- if your marriage is legal here but if you have to move to another state, then you are not married anymore. doesn't this create a legal nightmare? >> well, it does. and this is why david boyds and ted olson, the two lawyers brought this case. their view is this is a fundamental human right, you can't have -- straight people have the right to get married and gay people can't. and what state you live in shouldn't matter. the court tends to proceed cautiously. even liberals like ginsberg, i just did a piece on her, where she said i think roe v. wade went too fast. it would have been better to stick with texas and allow the states to go one on one, and i

don't agree with her. if that were the case abortion would still be illegal in many states. if you move from massachusetts to alabama as a married same-sex couple, you are out of luck and will remain out of luck for the indefinite future. >> stephanie: yeah look at all of these egregious laws in state after state that they are trying to take away a woman's right to choose in one way or another. in some ways -- you have to report a miscarriage to the police within 24 hours or you can go to jail. >> and for all that we are talking about civil rights and voting rights and same-sex marriage, abortion will be back at the supreme court sooner rather than later, and, you know, that is the great issue of -- of the supreme court of the last generation, you know, the struggle to keep roe v.

wade. now what has happened since 1992, the court said well you can't outlaw abortion but you can basically regulate almost anything about it, and the interesting thing will be whether all of these laws all of which are designed to either intimidate or make abortion so difficult and expensive whether those laws are upheld. and i think next term we'll see a bunch of it at the supreme court. >> stephanie: i wish you were happy clappier but you are brilliant none the less. jeffery always a pleasure. thank you so much. >> good to talk to you. >> stephanie: he has one of them there fine legal minds. [♪ somber music ♪] >> yes, he does. >> stephanie: am i the only one still happy clappy and waiting for a broader decision -- >> it's not going to happen.

>> stephanie: it seems like the gay marriage ship has ailed. look at all of the conservatives that filed briefs. >> unfortunately it was just california that brought this to the supreme court, so they are probably just going to rule for california. >> stephanie: i hope you are all wrong. and i will be john mcglocklen of this show. you are wrong! >> okay eighteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> that is great radio. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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get out. all right. now he is going to slam the door. candace in new jersey. >> caller: hey, steph. i served in the 80s and i was one female out of 24 and there were 250 men. we were harassed constantly. and the commander was blanking one of the female ncos. i complained and it was the worst thing i ever did. i received an article 15. which is extra duty restriction and extra pay. since the commander was boinking, you know. >> stephanie: yeah. >> i got a copy of the picture, slid it in his drawer and that man never bothered any of the

females again. >> stephanie: good for you. i met kristin gillibrand out in person. he is awesome. >> i think it's gill brand actually. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i have decided all we have to do is watch these conspiracy theories play themselves out in congress, so i have decided we should control the conspiracy theories, and since all of these men are so concerned about us we ought to tell them that the whole deal is we are going to kill them all off, we have enough sperm in the sperm banks to keep it going forever. i think they think we are going to get rid of them. >> stephanie: surely, i'm not sure you are being helpful -- >> caller: but don't you think

it would be funny. can you see them standing there and saying this is what the plan is? and the women are conspiring to get rid of them. this could go on for year. >> stephanie: you are a disposable clown, jim. >> so we have had the word sperm and cunnilingus on the show this morning. great. >> stephanie: dan in chicago. >> caller: yeah, on the sexual assault hearings again, i want to know what is the difference between our commander saying that it's all about hormones coursing through the vains of lots of young people and the taliban wrapping women up in berkas. >> stephanie: exactly.

moia in new york. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i am a little upset with john mccain saying he won't recommending women to go into the service while he has control over nominations for the service academies, and if the men are doing -- he is going to deny these women a chance to go to the academies, why isn't he -- excluding the men, because the men are the ones in charge and doing the raping? >> stephanie: i think he was just talking about clearly the environment is not safe right now, and i think he was speaking probably as a father. >> caller: he may be but he also has i said he had -- i heard another congress person say something similar. my daughter is a colonel in the us air force, and very proud of her service -- >> stephanie: as she should be. all right. twenty-nine minutes after the hour. joe muto, the fox mole next on the "stephanie miller show."

♪ are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal, or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i'm given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. in reality it's not like they actually care. this is purely about political grandstanding. i've worn lots of hats, but i've always kept this going. i've been doing politics now for a dozen years. (vo) he's been called the epic politics man. he's michael shure and his arena is the war room. >> these republicans in congress that think the world ends at the atlantic ocean border and pacific ocean border. the bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. i do a lot of looking at those people as well. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them right?

alright, in 15 minutes we're going to do the young turks. i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. you know who is coming on to me now? you know the kind of guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking?

♪ >> actually i thought it was very well crafted. the perfect combination of dirty and smart. >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> was really quite eloquent. >> stephanie: that's right. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. imagine you need to hide your true beliefs to keep a job you hated. [ laughter ] >> what? >> stephanie: oh, you were speaking of your last job? >> yes. >> stephanie: joe muto clearly did not mesh with his employer so he did what any ambitious

career person would do he became gawker's so-called fox mole. dear god i can imagine the wonder that was your life, working so closely with bill o'reilly. >> yeah, there was a lot of mirror gazing going on every morning. >> stephanie: and not to mention the stress of doing it life. >> do it live! >> stephanie: yeah. >> he loved to do it live. so obviously you post on gawker garnered like 2.5 million hits in one week. you released footage and information that fox news never wanted exposed, including footage of mitt romney. to that i say bully on you, sir. >> well if i have help inform the world and mitt romney's love

for dressage horses, i have done my job. >> stephanie: you were fired within like 36 hours, right? >> it may have been even shorter than that. but it was a spectacular failure of espionage. >> stephanie: your best never made it on line so fortunately for us it is all in the new book, right? >> it is all in the new book. all of the stuff i did not want to write because i was carried out of the building by two security guards. >> stephanie: i'm told it's behind the scenes mayhem and mistakes. share some with us. >> my favorite story is -- the

weird thing about fox is they like -- they are cheap. they are shockingly cheap, which is surprising they make money hand over fist. >> stephanie: right. >> but they hate to pay their employees, so people like -- they hire children fresh out of college like me and have them handle all of the videotape for the network, which is an utter disaster on a regular basis as you can imagine and my favorite story is the time the singer meatloaf was in the hospital, and one of the producers asked one of the assistants for footage of meatloaf. and the assistant comes back and puts the tape in and it plays on air and the anchor is saying meatloaf is in the hospital and what is playing on air is a woman carving up a meatloaf.

[ laughter ] >> it is actually true. it happened because some idiot kid fresh out of college just wasn't paying at attention. so a lot of the things at fox that get mistaken for bias are actually just incompetence. >> stephanie: it's hard to tell. i can't imagine what it is like to work with bill o'reilly oh let's just say temperamentally. he seems a tad touchy. >> he is tender as a lamb behind the scenes. he is less gregarious as he is on tv but he is very angry. and it takes so little to set

him off. if you forget mustard on his sandwich at lunch, he will dress you down like you have never been dressed down before. >> come for the incompetence, stay for the rage. >> stephanie: exactly. when they get things spectacularly wrong, they don't ever correct it, they just move on to the next anti-obama story. >> right. they refuse to admit a mistake, because i guess they are worried it will open them to criticism. [ overlapping speakers ] >> exactly. >> stephanie: this is the latest thing, o'reilly reported the former irs commissioner visited the white house 157 times. the real number is 11 times over four years. and they just kept saying it. >> bill's thing is he likes to

seize on certain items and once he gets a number or fact or figure in his head we cannot convince him that it is not true. >> stephanie: like a dog with a raw hide. no, let it go. drop it. [ dog growling ] >> our staff was very good but we would try our best to get the facts right, and he would thwart our best efforts. remember the $16 million muffin we told them that was not true and he said, no, no no. i'm going to go with the original number because i don't believe the retraction. facts do not matter to him. >> stephanie: joe, i cannot wait to read this it is called "an

atheist in a foxhole," and i know you have lots of interviews to do joshing but thanks so much. we would love to have you back any time. >> my pleasure. [ applause ] >> >> stephanie: he is not going to change anything -- >> i would look weak. >> stephanie: this is the silliest bill o'reilly thing we ever did. we don't even really know why. ♪ >> god, really? we spent time on this. >> stephanie: we have another gibberish montage. ♪ >> stephanie: it's a actual bill o'reilly audio.

he tends to lose it at a serve point and then it just becomes -- the chicken dance? ♪ >> we have this in here. we spent time doing this. ♪ >> stephanie: okay. all right. we don't -- we don't know. okay. deb in california you are on the "stephanie miller show," welcome. hello, deb? hello, deb? i don't know what happened to deb. mary jane in california. hello, mary jane. >> caller: hi, i had a story from 1978 when i was serving in texas in the national guard. there was a nursing instructor who was well-known for harassing trainees. this guy was after me i was never alone, because i didn't want him to get anywhere. there was no one to report to

because the major was just transferred to europe because he was found with two trainees in his home. my dad came to visit and my dad was a retired colonel. and i introduced him to the guy. and i asked my dad to talk to somebody in admin about him. >> stephanie: as randy rhodes would say, nothing new under the sun. yeah, we found it. i don't know why we have. >> nice to see you oooooooooh hello? bah bah bah bah, moooooooo, boop boop boop boop boop. >> stephanie: see we're not lying. >> that was all bill o'reilly. >> stephanie: by the by oh --

[ banjo music ] >> stephanie: the naacp has called for the resignation of two county officials who are under fire for circulating racially charged emails about first lady michelle obama. he is doing the i just forwarded it. >> i didn't even read it. >> when you forward it there is an implied acceptance of it. >> stephanie: there is an implied i think this is funny, like me and the screaming dog cody. >> it was disturbing. >> yeah, please don't do that again. >> stephanie: i enjoyed it. board of -- their names are byron and herbert. byron bailey, a and herbert [ inaudible ] forwarded the

emails. one said national geographic offered to pay the first lady to pose nude. >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: byron check this out! >> oh, my god! >> what are they 11? wow. >> stephanie: so that happened. >> they were suspended but not fired, is that -- >> stephanie: right. right now. i'm just saying by way of compare and contrast what is not funny about cody the dog that screams like a human. >> cody! >> cody. [ dog screaming ] >> cody. [ dog screaming ] >> stop it. >> stephanie: who is that hurting? nobody. it's hilarious. >> it sounds awful. >> stephanie: it's on my

facebook page. >> it sounds awful. >> it sounds like somebody just got hit by an rpg. >> stephanie: yeah. >> stephanie: i think we'll try this out. [ screaming ] >> stephanie: maybe not. why would you train him to do that? because literally when they say cody, he stops -- >> sometimes dogs make a particular noise when they hear a particular sound. >> i think he has been listening to grandpa simpson. [ screaming ] >> oh my. >> stephanie: cody. >> dau! dau! there it is. >> stephanie: now that would be funny somebody train their dog to sound like grandpa simpson. come on do it.

>> dau! >> stephanie: cody. >> dau! >> stephanie: okay. forty-six minutes after the hour. >> i would rather say sperm and cunnilingus. >> dau! >> stephanie: forty-six minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> wow, i don't believe it, this is too good to be real. >> of course it's real. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show."

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♪ push it push push it real good ♪ >> i'm pushing already! i'm pushing! >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." fifty -- >> you are not pushing it real good, though. >> i'm too old to push it real good. i can push it okay. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> i have seen worse. >> stephanie: patricia in sacramento. >> caller: stephanie, how are you? >> stephanie: i'm good how are you? go ahead. >> caller: i just looked on the facebook page and chris did not put the sam kenson dog up yet. >> it's up. >> stephanie: he said it is up. he probably just did it now. >> i did not. >> there's the adoptive dog -- and one from 15 hours ago. >> it's up there.

you just haven't hit refresh in the last 15 minutes. >> stephanie: thank you, patricia. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: i have a bunch of snitches, because everyone knows i don't check my own facebook page. put up the screaming dog. >> it's up! >> stephanie: cody. >> no. [ screaming ] >> stephanie: we were talk about this last week this is a big deal. obama has picked -- excuse me president obama, can i just tell you it irritated me everybody in the right-wing world just calls him obama. >> yeah. >> stephanie: it's president. he picks three judges for the top appeals court, settling up a showdown. it's a showdown my friends with the republicans. he set up a confrontation be

senate republicans and daring his rivals to block his confirmation. google this information. this is unprecedented just that alone the filibustering of his judicial nomination. they won't give him anything he wants. >> uh-huh. >> to be fair, though we did call president bush president nimrod on a number of occasions. >> stephanie: i did not call him that. >> right. >> stephanie: it's the big court. this is not about principled opposition, it is about partisan obstruction. what is happening is going against the good of the american people. so the effort will culminate

this summer in a legislation collision between the two parties, i think. he has called their bluff now. they can't possibly go -- they are not stopping any of them over qualifications. even before the formal announcement republicans signaled that opposition to what they called president obama's effort to pack the appeals court to those who adhere to his ideology. what they are referring to court packing is fdr trying to change the number of seats. he said these are vacancies. he's not trying to create extra seats. fact that's what the republicans are doing. tell me this isn't -- chuck grassley, which by the way you can't spell grassley -- >> without ass. >> stephanie: and others are

pushing a plan to reduce the size of the court. that is blatantly an effort to deny the president. they argue the circuits -- i love this part. the circuits are overworked and in need of additional judges. [ buzzer ] >> nice try. >> stephanie: you know how many vacancies there are because they are obstructing -- oh we're very concerned now. it's very troubling how overworked all of these courts are. they just need some additional judges. democrats angrily opposed the plan calling it an effort to prevent mr. obama from putting his stamp -- this is what elections do. a white house official noted on monday night that republicans supported mr. bush's efforts to fill seats when he was president, all of these seats were filled under the previous

administration. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: what is different, i wonder? >> i can't figure it out. >> stephanie: yeah. okay. as we were saying -- new jersey senator senator lautenberg has passed away. here is governor christie. >> whoever is going to be our next senator should be nominated by a primary of the people and voted on by the entire state of new jersey. >> stephanie: interesting how it happens to benefit him. [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: he will schedule a special election in october for the vacant senate seat. a lot of people said it amounts to squandering taxpayer money to protect his own position. a lot of speculation cory booker

will be on the ticket, and the governor doesn't want a lot of cory booker voters going to the polls. republicans in the state are counting on mr. christie to win in a landslide. he is obviously expected to pick a republican to fill the seat and republicans nationally were pressing on him to delay an election until after 2014, that would allowed an extra vote in the senate. gee. it would let republicans enjoy a year and a half of incumbency where republicans have won a seat in 41 years. >> yep. >> stephanie: fifty-eight minutes after the hour.

right back on the "stephanie miller show."

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: all right. hour number three current tv land. jacki -- >> i just want to go on record and say i voted no on the screaming dog. >> stephanie: i know you did. >> we all did. >> stephanie: this ain't a democracy up in here. >> i'm learning. >> stephanie: cody? cody? >> no. >> stephanie: fine. fine! anyway i was going to talk about us having a spinning addiction,

the exercise class. but the other way we could lose weight is like this guy that licked the taco bell taco shells. >> oh! >> they were made of cool ranch flavor. >> oh! gross. >> i don't think you can get hpv from taco shells. >> stephanie: i think it's time to do the news now. >> good morning, everybody, vice president and dr. jill biden are in new york city this hour attending the funeral service for senator frank lautenberg. the vice president will present one of several eulogies for the man who was the oldest member of the senate. hillary clinton and bob menendez always expected to speak. his cassette will be put on an

amtrak train to washington. it will arrive at the capitol tomorrow, and then he will be buried friday at arlington national cemetery. a new gallup poll shows for the first time in the poll's history, the majority of americans morally accept gay relationships. it's significant in that older americans are less likely to support lbgt equality. as for the rest of the demos, adult 3s 5 to 54 expressed support at 54%. and john mccain using twitter to ex extend what looks like an olive branch for the pick of susan

rice. he said he disagrees with the pick, but also will work with her. we're back after the break. >>we want our money back. >>no filmmaker is more "current" than michael moore. >>there's no in between no more. there's the people that got it all and the people that have nothing. >>welcome to the housing crash. >>boom! >>do not be afraid. federal prison is a nice place. john fugelsang: if you believe in states rights but still support the drug war you must be high. cenk uygur: i think the number one thing viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. i think the audience gets that i actually mean it. michael shure: this show is about being up to date so a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i am given to doing anyway. joy behar: you can say anything here. jerry springer: i spent a couple of hours with a hooker joy behar: your mistake was writing a check

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taco bell taco bell employee -- >> what was the purpose of taking the picture. >> stephanie: he posted it on his facebook page. >> apparently taco bell -- >> stephanie: he got something worse than michael douglas got. >> taco bell was training its employees on how to make the new tacos. and there was a -- that was supposed to be posted on the internal website. he posted it on his facebook page. >> stephanie: reminiscent of the 2009 video that a domino pizza worker posted of him putting pizza in his nose and blowing mucus on -- >> i just think i'm going barf!

>> is that good pizza? snot. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what he did there. >> that's howmor works. >> stephanie: welcome back to eighth grade. [♪breaking news theme♪] >> stephanie: now that stephanie has become an app, can you integrate a mobile version of her box. i would love to play with that when i'm on the go. progressive voices on the tune-in app almost as awesome as your podcast. thank you. i don't even play with my box. >> hal was tickling your box yesterday? >> stephanie: really? >> and you couldn't feel that? >> stephanie: no i could not.

stop trying to distract me from playing cody the screaming dog -- >> i am not playing that again. i'm going to put cody in my box. that's how much i love him. from colorado a young bull moose has fallen in love with a statue of a male moose. >> yeah. that's homo sex -- >> stephanie: right. and it's worshipping a false god. because it's a statue. the owner says -- it resulted in a sort of tourist attraction. he is nuzzling and he kisses and licks him, walks around and then gets on top of him. there are other times when the moose just flirts before leaving. >> all right. [ applause ] >> it sounds like a saturday night at mickeys. [ laughter ]

>> stephanie: all right. and this is just from the odd stack. cincinnati man gone to jail after being arrested on a charge that he ran naked into the street while drunk and then hid in a drier. >> in a drier? how small must he be? >> well, if they left him to dry too long. [♪ circus music ♪] >> you are on fu ego today! >> stephanie: how does a regular-sized man fit in in -- driver. >> >> stephanie: there's a tiny naked man in my drier. he is wearing the little dryer sheet as a thong. little bounce. oh, where is my dragnet music? fbi has now been given sworn

testimony aledging michele bachmann approved secret payments. >> huh oh. >> stephanie: jehovah told her the end was near. oh, golly. >> we are in the last days your jehovah god. >> who's your jehovah dog? >> stephanie: according to the information that was just revealed the fine was busy collecting potentially damaging evidence against here from two excampaign aids. >> those barbarians need to be disciplined. >> stephanie: the fbi has been given sworn testimony aledging that she approved secret payments in exchange for support and help in that state's presidential caucus.

>> hum. >> stephanie: investigation sources say the fbi is examining money laundering allegations as well. >> oh marcus is very familiar with mail fraud. >> stephanie: no! i know he told me he loved me once. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: ah mail fraud! sorry, i do not know what i blurted out. i was out yesterday and i would like to give tribute to senator lautenberg. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: he next time you witness a teenager getting carded at a liquor store, think of frank lautenberg. >> think of stephanie miller being arrested for underaged

drinking. >> stephanie: right. thank you, senator lautenberg. that little misdemeanor my daddy had to have expunged. my dad said that's the most expensive six pack i ever bought. sorry, daddy. he was the last remaining world war ii senator. he returned to the senate in april despite being in poor health to vote on the gun legislation. oh, here is the real loss there will be no geraldo rivera senate run. [♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: oh dear. on his monday radio show he

eulegized this wonderful man he said he was considering a run as a republican for the seat lautenberg was retiring from. he praised him, but he said it's a very very long shot governor christie would even think about picking me. he'll pick somebody important like cory booker. whom we love. [ applause ] >> but no -- he's not picking anybody. >> stephanie: no, he is going to have a special election and make sure it's not when his is. >> yeah, that costas lot of money. >> stephanie: i know. i know. because he doesn't want enthusiastic democratic governors -- >> does new jersey have that kind of money to throw around? >> stephanie: no. good point. dan in chicago is one of the

many, many overly sensitive types are upset by cody the screaming dog. >> caller: yes, i had long hours are either skinner or pavlovian reinforcement. and we gave electric shocks and it just worries me that there should be a little bit more research in cody who may have been negatively conditioned -- >> stephanie: he doesn't look like it. >> it looks like he is singing along to what he is hearing. >> caller: i'm encouraged by that. >> stephanie: yeah, i thought if they were doing something bad to him, of course i wouldn't think it was funny. my dog katie would only sing mona lisa. >> and sounded exactly like nat

king coal oddly. >> stephanie: yeah, and sometimes they have to match what they hear because my mom had a very high mediocre singing voice. like my dad used to say, we need another polock on the piano. >> your dad was so nice. >> stephanie: you were watching me dance once and my friend said -- what do you think she hears? >> yeah. no. yeah. >> stephanie: not necessarily in relation to what the music is. all right. for old typys like me who still

like to read the papers. the koch brothers could snap up we ailing tribune company and with it the l.a. times. something of a reluctant citizen kane, it is looking to off load its stake. but if they did substantially more than anybody else it would be difficult for them to sell to someone else. the bids are close. organizers of the anti-koch -- non-koch suckers who would make enough noise to persuade him to find another buyer. so that is what is happening in l.a. right now. a lot of report ers threatening to walk off the job. >> this also affects the "chicago tribune." >> stephanie: right. this is a religious plea. get every liberal jew in l.a.

get some rabbis out there and say you can't do this said one person. they are climate change deniers we wouldn't allow holocaust deniers to buy the "new york times." a times columnist asked the news room how many would quit? and more than half raised their hands and cheers. i say no. >> stephanie: the l.a. times has an app you can get that you can read the entire thing on it. >> stephanie: i like the paper. >> you read michael tomasky just fine on your ipad. >> stephanie: it's hard for momma. >> how can you do the cross word? >> she does don't the cross word.

>> stephanie: and marmaduke. >> oh, marmaduke you can sit on that couch. >> stephanie: make room for cody. eighteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show."

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