tv Liberally Stephanie Miller Current July 3, 2013 6:00am-9:01am PDT
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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: oh, boy, jacki schechner, here's one of the many, many reasons you're lucky you're not here in studio with us. >> what happened? >> stephanie: the day after jim is sick, we get a few too many details about -- >> it is not safe for working. >> are we on a need-to-know basis? >> stephanie: one way or another, we find a way to say corn, when did i eat corn? >> oh, no, no, no, no. >> stephanie: that's our favorite. >> no. >> stephanie, line you just went over it.
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>> did i need to know that? did our audience need to know that? >> no, they did not. >> stephanie: all right. we did not. you know why? it's vacation day again tomorrow. july 4th. >> you people get too many vacations. >> stephanie: exactly. we planned it that way. all right. here she is, jacki schechner with the little 4th of july firecracker, jacki schechner. >> good morning. the deadline for egyptian president morsi to step down is fast approaching. he's got to make a decision. the crowds continue to swarm tahrir square in cairo. morsi needs to decide what to do by 10:00 a.m. eastern time or they're going to intervene. the army issued an ultimatum even as the u.s. warned it would pull $1.5 billion in aid to the military follow through with a coup and president obama has re-emphasized to president morsi the u.s. backs the democratic process in egypt and not one particular leader or group. morsi gave an emotional 46-minute speech last night and
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said he would defend his legitimacy with his life. what followed then was violence overnight that killed 23 people. most in one incident near cairo's university main campus. the past few days, a protest and demonstrations have seen a wave of sexual assaults and rapes with reports that at least 91 women have been attacked in the past four days. back here at home, the war on women's rights continues in texas. democratic state senator wendy davis spoke out against yesterday on a house committee meeting on abortion restrictions. take a look. >> members, i'm rising on the floor today to humbly give voice to thousands of texans who have been ignored. >> almost 2,000 people swarmed the state house to weigh in on house bill 2 that will, among other things, restrict abortion after 20 weeks and close all but five state abortion clinics. at the end of a long evening, the bill passed committee by a vote of 8-3. the goal of yesterday's session was to take note of public
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>> did anyone tell the pilgrims they should self-deport? >> no, they said "make us a turkey and make it fast". >> (laughter). >> she gets the comedians laughing. >> that's the best! >> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out with him. >> absolutely not. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me? >> absolutely! >> (singing) >> i take lipitor, thats it. >> are you improving your lips? >> (laughter). >> when she's talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. >> it looks like anthony wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. >> his what in the ring? >> his hat. >> always outspoken, joy behar.
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>> and the best part is that anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. >> stephanie: when did you eat corn jim? >> i haven't had corn in ables. >> i don't think it was corn that he saw. >> stephanie: okay. all right. little too much detail today after jim was out sick. all right. we assumed he got lost in traffic because he forgot to turn his california gps on. >> never go anywhere without the
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californian's gps. i want to get to that place that sells mexican country style chairs. we're going to take san vincente. >> at this time of day? it is going to be jammed. >> okay. i can recalculate the route so you can take santa monica to sunset and laurel canyon to ventura which would totally takes you by that stand that sells fresh tangerines. >> dude, i changed my mind. i want to go to the scented candle shop on mill road. look take pico to the 110 then to the 101. >> i'm afraid i can't allow you to do that. >> what are you doing? >> this route is too important for me to allow you to recal you -- recalculate it. ♪ daisy daisy ♪ >> totally not cool. [tires screeching]
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>> the californian gps. don't let your gps put you on -- because you don't want to end up -- no. ♪ >> from the other side of the hill but you would have to get on ventura and take a left and then -- >> stephanie: prepare anything for today. [ applause ] >>ic take pico to the 110 and get off at vermont. >> stephanie: so critical to people listening. >> never take pico across town. you're going to be late, dude. >> you know what's worse is taking santa monica across. >> stephanie: all right californians pay attention! guess what we're doing tomorrow? going on vacation. it is july 4th everybody. guess what's been canceled because of the sequestration because we can't have nice things because of the stupid doody head republicans? the fireworks. >> well, it is fire season so.
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>> stephanie: i love fireworks. except fewer patriotic displays ironically. this july 4th. thanks to federal budget cuts. >> that's why we can't have nice things. >> stephanie: stupid house douche republicans. military bases extinguishing displays canceling appearances by military bands due to the sequestration's $85 billion across the board budget cuts. >> that will show them. >> ha ha! >> america yeah! >> stephanie: hmm. salute the house republicans. ♪[farting sounds] [. >> stephanie: he would have shown up yesterday but he would have to say i'm sorry about the carpet.
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that was from a long time ago. it still tickles us. all right. jim, i don't know where you're going for july 4th holiday weekend. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] however i suggest china because they're broadcasting porn on the jumbotron. >> all right! >> stephanie: a computer technician inadvertently you know how you do that, broadcast ten minutes of porn to hundreds of onlookers gathered outside the train station there. he was there to repair the giant l.e.d. screen and here's what happened. he fired up his dvd copy of forbidden legend sex and chopsticks -- >> really? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: not realizing the computer was still connected to the l.e.d. screen. he got a little -- that's a little jingle from your boss. i'm sorry? what's playing where now? >> i know someone who did something similar. she was demonstrating the internet to a religious school. let's type in xxx.
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>> no! >> stephanie: dummy mcdumberson. >> caught in one of those infinite porn movies. >> stephanie: i meant to put in church organ. [ screaming ] >> i meant the state of oregon. [ screaming ] >> stephanie: oh, kids. >> really? they have porn in china that involves chopsticks? >> stephanie: well, you know. as long as steven segal is not in it. >> stephanie: i don't know how to use chopsticks. >> all you eat is asian food. >> stephanie: i'm not coordinated enough. >> you go to an authentic asian restaurant and asks for a fork. >> stephanie: they go here you go, round eye. >> i went to an authentic asian restaurant with an asian friend of mine and they didn't speak a lick of english and they handed
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me the fork without asking me. really? nice stereotyping there. >> stephanie: they stick with you a fork, do you not bleed? >> i know how to use chopsticks, thank you. >> stephanie: i'm surprised this hasn't happened in our workplace from jim. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] airport security adviser sends picture of his penis to everyone at work. >> did he hit reply all? >> stephanie: jim did you send me a picture of your [ bleep ] again? >> no. >> stephanie: sorry. the security supervisor for new york's jfk airport thought he was e-mailing images of a car accident. it turns out he was sending them photographs of his sha lot. after attempting to delete the picture -- there is a little bit of panic. >> delete, delete, delete, delete! why won't you delete? >> stephanie: unsend, unsend! >> unsend it. >> go back in time and unsend it. >> stephanie: yes, he was not the flex capacitor in his
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delorean was broken. he then sent an apology to everyone. >> do you need a mechanic to fix your flux capacitor? >> earlier this morning while i was sending out a notification regarding a motor vehicle accident you won't believe this. i had taken several pictures of the vehicle in error, you know how you do that, i accidentally attached a very inappropriate photo and without realizing continued to send out the notification with attachments. i'm truly sorry. what do you think of my [ bleep ]? nice, right? >> stephanie: all right. actually company spokesman says he has been suspended. says maybe he'll run for mayor. anthony weiner, you see is rubbing for mayor. [ ♪ circus ♪ ]
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>> stephanie: we were saying, jim, the movie the terminal, with edward snowden. >> although he may have a stake. >> stephanie: he may be someone's carry on on. they made the bolivian president circle for fine hours. >> they made him return to russia. >> stephanie: that happened to jim and i over columbus. we didn't have a dissident in our carry on. >> as far as we know. >> stephanie: right. i did not pack my own bag. i didn't tell them that. i'm almost certain there was not a hackner my bag. >> you tried the tsa. >> there wasn't tsa yet. >> that was 2004, 2005. there was tsa. >> stephanie: oh, well then i guess i lied. >> statute of limitations is up. >> i managed to get on the no-fly list. >> stephanie: somehow. take anything you say any day here. somehow. has to be something you've said every day. >> your desire to violently
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overthrow the government may have something to do with it. >> i never said that. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: the president's plane was diverted on a flight from russia forced to land in austria over suspicions that edward snowed be might be on -- snowden might be on board. several countries spurned his request for asylum. i once -- remember my dog pookie? my original dog. >> that was the only small dog you've ever had. >> stephanie: right. i made up for that by having several ginormous dogs since then. my firstborn son pookie, when you have to fly they have to be in the carrier underneath the seat. pookie didn't like that. pookie was -- >> high-strung. >> pookie don't play that. >> he was like roland. >> stephanie: exactly. it was like having roland in the carrier. when i fly for sexy liberal, i have to put roland in the
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carrier. >> stephanie: he doesn't like it. his little toenails skitter around. it is like roland, stop it. >> his balls flop out. >> right. they do not fit in the overhead compartment. he's all ball. anyway, the point is what i just said. okay. but he didn't like it. he would cry and whimper and whine. i was on a night flight. i took him out and i hid him under a blanket. the flight attendant was clueless. she was like look at him he's not making a peep. he had been out the whole time. he was in my lap. she said he's fine in there. i was like uh-huh. pushing pookie's head down under the blanket. my point is i could have had edward snowden under a blanket on my lap. if that was -- >> that was a long way to go for that. >> stephanie: is it time for vacation yet? anyway. >> is it 9:00 yet? >> somewhere it is.
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[ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] >> stephanie: asylum options have narrowed for edward snowden. at least nine countries reacted unfavorably. the kremlin said he had withdrawn his application to russia. only venezuela and bolivia appeared to offer him a hint of hope. out of a tom hanks movie. >> hung out with charles lawton. >> stephanie: the president of venezuela said he would not use his plane to ferry mr. snowden home. he held out the possibility he might agree to shelter him. he said he did not kill anyone he did not plan to bomb. he set a big truce to prevent wars. how would that prevent wars? i don't understand. [ buzzer ] >> well, we don't know. >> stephanie: at a roundtable on monday -- >> that's a bit of a stretch. >> really? >> i have no idea. >> stephanie: might cause wars. >> if we have no idea, why did
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they say that -- why did they say it? if we have no idea? idea they say it is true? >> stephanie: at a roundtable on monday, a prominent leader of united russia, the main kremlin party said mr. snowden had done no less to win the nobel peace prize than barack obama. he described mr. snowden as the man who tried to save the world. [ whatever! ] >> stephanie: oh, please! save the world? >> what did he do to save the world? >> i don't know. >> stephanie: different case. >> do we know? >> stephanie: jim's back there. is balance back on the show. isn't it magic? >> we don't know. >> assume it is all dangerous. >> stephanie: okay. 18 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> ladies and gentlemen prepare yourselves for a shock. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."
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♪ i am the one ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ >> stephanie: this hour of "the stephanie miller show" brought to you by sherwin williams. make the most of your color. ask sherwin-williams. 23 million -- 23 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. glen greenwald talking about edward snowden. >> completely understood that once he came forward against the u.s. government and the obama administration that he would become the most wanted man on
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earth and would be hunted down by the world's most powerful state. >> stephanie: is it just me? >> yes it's just you. >> stephanie: it is very drama queeny. like the president said, he's not going to scramble planes. i don't know. just self-agrand risement -- self-aggrandizement. how does leaking secrets to our allies or enemies how is that helping americans? i don't get it. >> there's some things that we should know about. it's not revealing anything to the american people. it is telling our enemies or allies things that -- >> it is not revealing anything because they're not talking about it. here. for example -- >> stephanie: what did he blow the whistle on? >> you don't either. >> stephanie: i know what the patriot act is.
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i'm not saying i agree with all of it. i know what we -- we through our elected representatives agreed to except for russ feingold. if you voted for russ feingold then yes you said no to this. all right. india's foreign ministry spokesman. >> we have carefully examined the request following that careful examination. we have concluded that we see no reason to exceed to that request. >> we advice mr. snowden to press any key. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: i wasn't going to go there. he pressed the wrong key perhaps and that's why they didn't accept his application. >> press any key. >> stephanie: i don't see a key that says any. >> you don't understand. any key on the keyboard, any one of them. >> stephanie: one that says any one of them. there's no key that says any one of them. okay. that was our little tech support skit.
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it is a callback as they say. okay. the venezuelan president. [ speaking foreign language ] >> we believe this young man has done something very important for humanity. he did human it's favor. he told great truths to deconstruct a world that is controlled by an imperialist american elite. >> oh, my god! >> stephanie: all right. by the way jim did you see this? [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] british paper duped in to take nsa scoop by obama as crank. gawker brings us this story. here is a good journalism tip. if the main source of your article is a guy who thinks president obama is gay, you may not actually have the scoop you think you do. as the observer and "the guardian" learned the hard way this weekend claiming the european governments were planning on handing over data. the source for the article wayne mattson that guy. [ applause ] would you like the fun fact?
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>> sure. >> stephanie: wayne mattson's greatest scoops. norwegian terrorist -- >> the guy that shot -- the camp. >> stephanie: was an israeli agent who murdered 69 people on behalf his handlers in tel aviv. the attacks of 9-11 were masterminded in israel. and washington, d.c. as a false flag operation. the 2000 terrorist attack was a false flag executioned by the israelis. manson is enlightening readers on president obama's gay past. he wore clear nail polish and was an aficionado of chicago bath houses. speculating that a white house s & m ring ordered special videos from abu ghraib. president bush's feces anduren are classified top secret and captured from toilets and flown
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back from europe. >> wow what is he smoking? >> stephanie: get in here, everybody. i made a doody. last stories available on the holocaust. okay. so that guy. [ applause ] can't wait for the next nsa skit. >> great. >> stephanie: okay. although i do envision george bush being particularly proud of his doodies. >> what guy isn't? >> stephanie: like a garden hose. >> some people are eating. >> stephanie: okay. dan in texas you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. >> stephanie: good sir. how are you? >> caller: had to call in and comment on the patriot act and how you feel about it. basically how i feel. >> stephanie: why don't you tell me how you feel. >> caller: it started with bush and 9-11. what i don't understand, not a
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single american was on any of the planes that hit the towers but yet they turned inward toward americans. i didn't agree to let them read my e-mails, listen to my phone calls and i don't believe any other american in this country feels the same way. i don't know about your information. >> stephanie: they're not reading your e-mails and listening to your phone calls. that's the difference. george bush did that without a warrant. did he warrantless wiretapping. >> exactly. >> stephanie: the obama administration has scaled back what bush was doing. whether or not we ought to re-examine the patriot act is a different discussion. i agree with you on that. perhaps we should. >> caller: can i just -- >> stephanie: hang on. we got a hard break here. we can continue. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."
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to the fire. are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal, or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i'm given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. in reality it's not like they actually care. this is purely about political grandstanding. i've worn lots of hats, but i've always kept this going. i've been doing politics now for a dozen years. (vo) he's been called the epic politics man. he's michael shure and his arena is the war room. >> these republicans in congress that think the world ends at the atlantic ocean border and pacific ocean border. the bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. i do a lot of looking at those people as well. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them right?
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> get lot of sleep. tomorrow, we'll all be risking our lives for freedom. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. sexy liberal hal sparks, hump days with hal in hour number three. jacki schechner doesn't know this yet but jacki's healthcare corner at the top of the hour. >> i was just about to message her. >> stephanie: obama administration delaying the mandate and what that's going to mean for you. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. we were talking to van in texas about snowden and the patriot act. hello, van, go ahead. >> caller: okay. i just want to point out a fact that from my opinion it is
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fact they say they're trying to protect us from terrorism. well, that's a great idea! but let's look at the facts of what they actually have done. let's see russia tried to warn us about the boston marathon bombers. >> stephanie: wait, wait wait. hang on, van. they obviously didn't share everything with us. that was one of the other things that came out. you know, during the whole boston investigation. >> well, let's see. they've got all of our information and they're saying that they're protecting everybody. >> stephanie: but van, part of the -- part of the element of that is that sometimes the russians want us to spy on chechnyans here for them. and so there are a lot of reasons why what happened in boston happened. >> caller: okay. let's just say this. shouldn't they have investigated it a little bit? i mean, you know, rather than say aww it's just the russians. >> stephanie: they did investigate it.
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are usha didn't tell -- russia didn't tell us all of the information that they had. >> caller: i agree. my point is it is a great theory but they can't protect us. if china was going to invade our borders, yes. terrorism, i'm sorry. it is a free world. we live in a free society. those things happen. >> stephanie: so we shouldn't do anything? >> caller: no, i'm not saying anything but why turn inward toward america? it is not americans committing terrorism. why should they be looking inward? >> stephanie: in some cases, that has happened. tim mcveigh, for example. >> but still, there's 300 plus million people here. 99.99 have no issues. other than just griping about the government in general. >> stephanie: right. van, for instance, when the homeland security department did that study about right wing
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extremism, right wing went crazy. as jim said, tim mcveigh was not the first of the anti-government crazies. >> no. they're everywhere. but most of them don't go blow up a federal building. >> but a couple do. we need to guard against those couple. >> so the end justifies the means? everyone gives up? >> stephanie: van what are we arguing about? you're saying yes we should do something but not -- >> caller: i'm just saying why look at every american person, okay why turn everything inward as well as outward. >> there should be more focus. >> caller: i know you need to go to other callers, the reason the government is putting a spin on it they're fixed to get embarrassed. if me and you are friends and someone is doing bad to me, why should i be snooping on you? that's my point. >> stephanie: all right van. thank you. because we have to figure out
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who's fixing to do what i think is the point. sometimes people communicate -- it is not -- okay. all right. >> we're fixing to take more calls, too. >> stephanie: stop it. >> what? [ buzzer ] >> that's adorable. >> okay. >> paula deen is fixing to do. she was offered a six figure payday by a porn company. >> stephanie: older chicks. >> wow. >> that's a niche. >> stephanie: to show her vittles. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] where is it? since you brought it up. america, what a great country. paula deen -- >> america, f, yeah. >> stephanie: paula deen offered six figure payday by porn company that features older women called puremature.com. i haven't gotten a jingle from them. >> you could totally do that. >> i'll haul my menopausal bits over there for the right cash. >> i can't see her. she's too thin. she just disappeared. >> stephanie: i need to eat
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more of paula deen's food before they'll be calling me. they wrote to her, full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic, you are our perfect spokesperson. a diabetic bigot perfect. adding she's a milf. they're willing to offer her six figures for very little work since there is no nudity required. there is a god for that part. we don't have to see her. what kind of porn cover offers. >> deal and you don't have to be naked. >> i look at her and i think gol, she's a lot of teeth. that's a lot of teeth. >> stephanie: okay. let's go to don in new york. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello, don. >> caller: hi, i was just wondering, the healthcare law was passed in 2010, four years ago. they made it a law. >> stephanie: right. >> yesterday they changed it. i thought only congress can change the law. >> stephanie: they didn't change it. they delayed the mandate. >> well, if it is a law
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somebody's got to do something if it's changed and they just changed it from four years to five years implementation. i don't understand how somebody -- >> stephanie: so you want your obamacare more quickly. you're impatient. >> i just want to know who did it. >> stephanie: who did what? >> caller: who changed the implementation from 2014 to 2015. >> stephanie: the obama administration will not require employers to provide health insurance until 2015, delaying a provision of president obama's healthcare reform by a year. so what -- >> we're going to talk more about this to jacki schechner. >> is it a coincidence it is after the elections in 2014? >> stephanie: i'm not exactly certain what your point is. >> caller: my point is it is a little bit political. >> jack is -- jacki says it should require congressional action to change the law.
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>> stephanie: we'll talk with jacki about that. >> are you tired of childless chatters who only want to harsh your talk show buzz? you've spent a lot of time producing the best show ever only to have them poop in your punch bowl. introducing troll be gone. just one spray and troll be gone. >> i've been a chat room moderator for years. i used to fight with trolls all the time. now, i just spray them away from youstream, live blogs facebook profiles. apply liberally and it lasts for weeks. >> check out troll be gone in action. >> i'm a small business owner. >> look at the monkey. >> ow, ow, ow. >> i try to listen to both sides. >> order troll be gone today now available in the five gallon concentrate. >> you know what! >> stephanie: it is surprising how many small business owners want to listen to both sides. >> jacki agrees with the caller. >> stephanie: we'll talk about that with jacki at the top of the hour. rob in chicago you're on "the stephanie miller show."
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hello, rob. >> caller: good morning. i would like to congratulate jim on keeping an open mind about this nsa crisis we're going through. i know the audience here at your show is generally democratic, liberal. but when the executive branch overreaches and collects data on american citizens, that's something we should be very concerned about and we shouldn't just get behind the president sort of partisan loyalty. we should look really seriously at this issue and i just want to congratulate jim on maintaining his integrity. >> stephanie: my mind is open, why are you saying it's not? >> you're an idiot if you don't think i have an open mind. shut up. >> stephanie: rob i'm not -- i think that i've kept an open mind on talking about what the issues are and the patriot act and all of that but the fact is president obama is doing what we agreed to under george bush but with more oversight and more
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transparency. >> the transparency is very weak the courts are just rubber stamping. >> stephanie: george bush didn't bother going to the fisa court. >> in comparison to bush, you're right. >> stephanie: thank you for keeping an open mind on that. >> caller: it is not good enough. we need no spying. >> stephanie: who is spying? here we go. how are you going to -- now you're going to have 100% privacy and 0% security? how do you do both? >> caller: that's kind of a false choice. the executive branch should not be collecting phone data, wholesale, on american citizens. that's not no seek cresse. -- secrecy. >> stephanie: rob, do you feel like no terrorist plots have ever been foiled? >> caller: i'm not saying that. you're presenting me with a false -- >> stephanie: i'm not. maybe you weren't killed because
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of it. i mean, rob there's been spying since the history of the world. by every country. you literally say no spying? >> caller: that's no justification. talk to the east germans. do you think they're satisfied? >> stephanie: we're not -- >> caller: i know that's a wild -- >> some people are concerned we're turning into east germany. i kind of see his point. >> caller: we just have to -- let's keep an open mind. if we have to insist the president pulls back on this that's what we're going to have to do. >> stephanie: jim, are we east germany? >> no. east germany isn't east germany. >> stephanie: all right. that's my point. go ahead? >> he was talking about the nsa overreach on this that spying on everybody all the time, it is inefficient for one thing. >> stephanie: that's what meta data is. it is a lot of data.
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>> the wilsons are talking about that too. "the guardian" piece i was reading from about sure, you think you have nothing to hide. so far. until someone decides that something you've said or did you know, an overzealous prosecutor can link you to someone because you shared some kind of e-mail connection. you know. you can be -- >> stephanie: that's a good point, jim but you sound really guilty. >> put on a no-fly list. jim ward. >> probably another jim ward out there. >> stephanie: stop it! 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." cenk off air and they can question if i'm right about that. but i think the audience gets that, i actually mean it. cenk on air 3 trillion dollars in spending cuts! narrator uniquely progressive and always topical the worlds largest online news show is on current tv. cenk off air and i think the audience gets, "this guys to best of his
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♪ i said are you gonna be my girl ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 49 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. we have sprayed troll be gone. we'll get all of the facts from jacki about the obamacare mandate stuff. in the meantime, thanks for calling. ♪ ♪ i've been listening to your show ♪ ♪ since i first sat on my remote ♪ ♪ i'm a small business owner who likes to listen to both sides ♪ ♪ i've got opinions like obama
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is a kenyan ♪ ♪ talking points to get through ♪ ♪ light a right-wing troll boy ♪ ♪ talking out my ass about subjects i don't even know ♪ ♪ and talking up all ♪ >> stephanie: thank you, thank you. sue in rockville you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi sue. >> caller: hi there, all. welcome back. and good-bye. [ laughter ] >> caller: regarding previous caller, what do you mean there's no terrorism in this country? every freakin' day republican men are trying to kill the women of america. every day. they blow up abortion clinics, they don't care how many women die. they don't care how many doctors they kill. every day republican legislators want to shove foreign objects up
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the privates of women and i think every one of them has had -- needs something shoved up their glory hole. how dare they. how dare anyone say there isn't terrorism. there is terrorism against the women of this country. and the women and men who love them need to stand up now. that's what's going on. i too need to be distracted by paula deen. i don't give a rat's pa toot about her. i care about the fact that every damn day now north carolina, then ohio, now texas every day i was here pre1973. i saw friends die and get injured forever. this is about men killing republican men killing women and we need to talk about it and thank you for my loving me rant. >> stephanie: you stomp your little pink sneakers all you want. you're with wendy sister. >> caller: you're right, sister. [ ♪ battle hymn of republic ♪ ] >> stephanie: speaking of which, god bless her.
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by the way gawker writes a piece about how hot she is. that's the only thing they've got against her. she's too hot. >> she is hot. >> i noticed. >> stephanie: rick davis did you see -- not rick davis rick perry criticized those who supported state senator wendy davis' fight against the bill that threatened to close nearly all of the abortion clinics in the state saying they used occupy wall street tactics in their protests. is that a bad thing? it was pretty effective. >> stephanie: davis' 11 hour filibuster cut off in the late hours of june 26th, more than 400 people staged a filibuster which was awesome. this is bringing occupy wall street tactics into the chamber. >> what a use of their first amendment. >> stephanie: in a way that's loud. >> the second amendment is the only one that counts. >> stephanie: it is our goal,
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people who are duly elected people who respect democracy. that's part of democracy. >> first amendment. >> you have the right to shut the hell up. >> stephanie: the rule of law to not allow that type of action. isn't that the exactly the opposite of democracy. our goal is people who are duly elected, people who respect democracy to not only allow that faction. that is democracy, you moron! >> you have the right to agree with me. >> ha harks ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha what. >> stephanie: he called them terrorists in the capitol building. we say first amendment. they say terrorism. oh well. rick perry went on to say we saw this gosnell clinic in philadelphia. [ buzzer ] the only thing they're going to use now -- that is not abortion. that is murder. and the horrors that went on there sticking the scissors in baby's backs to end their lives. we saw the same type of action in a clinic in houston texas. that's what this is all about.
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>> stephanie: no, it's not! >> computer says no. >> stephanie: i think you're seeing the awakening of a sleeping giant to protect babies and make sure those who make the decision will be in clinics that are safe and sanitary. >> stephanie: that's not at all what this is about. it is trying to make it impossible for women to -- >> which means there will be more back alley abortions. >> stephanie: concerns over clinics being safe and sanitary. you're trying to make it as difficult as possible for women to have the right to choose. harumph. >> people got abortions all the time before roe v. wade. a lot of women died. or they were related to rich republicans who could get things done on the down low. >> stephanie: on the hush-hush. jake in eureka, you're on "the stephanie miller show". >> caller: hey stephanie. i have a message for the paranoid tinfoil hat wearing folks. unless you're accepting phone calls from al-qaeda, no one is going to read your e-mail or
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listen to your phone calls. if you're accepting phone calls from al-qaeda, somebody should be listening to the phone calls. >> it is a slippery slope. if you're related to someone who is related to someone who may know a terrorist you know, they're sucking up all of this data. the wilsons were talking about this in their guardian piece the other day. an overzealous prosecutor -- >> stephanie: i'm lucky that amazon is not located in yemen. amazon prime. >> shoulder-fired missiles you bought, that will come up on some nsa list. >> shoulder-fired pashmina. >> stephanie: i do have a shoulder-fired pashmina. >> pashmina sounds like an arab thing. >> stephanie: that sounds like something from pakistan. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> stephanie: les in nevada. hi les. >> caller: thanks for taking my call. i'm done wondering why is it
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that no matter what the president says on any subject ever, no matter which position he takes even if he backs the republican position, they immediately call him a liar and question him. i just wanted to get that in real quick. >> stephanie: because it is obama derangement syndrome. okay. let's go to james in illinois. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi james. >> hey stephanie. a few things. not that i condone terrorism or an aism but technically the country was founded on terrorism >> according to the people already here. >> committed treasons. >> stephanie: i see. >> caller: that's not the point. i just wanted to say that because people -- terrorism it is bad. i don't condone it. i think we should have the tools necessary to stop it. such as the patriot act however
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like you just were saying, it is a slippery slope. i think we're spying before we even have the patriot act. they made it legal and made it known. but you heard of prism correct? >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: well, there is an interesting fact that comes along with that. not just the fact of terrorism but also the fact of what -- throw this out because it probably has been before, if someone were to run for a high political office, say if i was running for a u.s. senator or maybe even the president, what's not to say that someone in the government sector could sell information to a private sector for a certain amount of money and they could use that to blackmail the candidates. >> stephanie: right. that's why one of the things we've been saying, the larger issue is the private contractors and that's something -- i think we really have to look into. 58 minutes after the hour. jacki's healthcare corner next on "the stephanie miller show."
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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: all right. jacki schechner, writing her little nurse jacki cap. big news on the mandate. >> the employer mandate. i like to call it the employer shared responsibility provision. because the idea behind it is that you offer good, quality health insurance or you pay into the pool because your employees will have to go out on the exchange. that's a tax-payer funded
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subsidy. >> stephanie: delay it for a year. there is a lot to get into about that because obviously supporters are going to say it is -- flexibility and republicans are going to say see, it is a failure already. we'll get into all of that. here's jacki schechner in the current news center. >> let's talk about this healthcare reform news. yesterday, the treasury department announced that it was going to delay by a year, the requirement that large employers provide health insurance or pay a fine. the move is in response to feedback it says from businesses that the reporting process is going to have to be more simple. white house senior adviser valerie jarrett is framing this move as an indication that the administration is willing to be flexible and that it wants to make sure it gets things right as it implements the affordable care act. here are the facts. the employer responsibility provision applies to businesses with 50 or more full-time employees and right now well over 90% of those businesses
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already offer health insurance coverage. by choice. so this is less than an issue of practical impact than it is about what the political implications may be right now because, as you might expect, the g.o.p. and opponents of healthcare reform are jumping all over this announcement as some indication that reform is failing. the treasury department says meanwhile, it is going to have more details about how it will implement the now delayed mandate later this summer that will now be delayed until 2015. again, this may just be a p.r. miscalculation. we'll talk more about that when we come back on the show. another "washington post" abc news poll shows the public thinks the supreme court got it right when it comes to same-sex marriage but not necessarily right when it comes to the voting rights act decision. 56% say that legally married same-sex couples should get the same federal benefits as straight married couples and 51 first approve of the court's rejection of california's gay marriage ban. but when it comes to striking down the voting rights act key
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provisions 51 first disapprove of the court's ruling. 71% of african-americans disapprove. we're back after the break. they should self-deport? >> no, they said "make us a turkey and make it fast". >> (laughter). >> she gets the comedians laughing. >> that's the best! >> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out with him. >> absolutely not. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me? >> absolutely! >> (singing) >> i take lipitor, thats it. >> are you improving your lips? >> (laughter). >> when she's talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. >> it looks like anthony wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. >> his what in the ring? >> his hat. >> always outspoken, joy behar. >> and the best part is that
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if you believe in state's rights but still support the drug war you must be high. >> i think the number one thing that viewers like about "the young turks" is that we're honest. i think the audience gets that i actually mean it. >> you're putting out there something that you're proud of. journalists want the the story and they want the right story and the want the true story. >> you can say anything here. >> i spent a couple of hours with a hooker. >> your mistake was writing a check. >> she never cashed it! >> the war room. >> compared to other countries with tighter gun safety laws our death toll is just staggering. >> the young turks. >> the top bankers who funneled all the money to the drug lords, no sentence. there's just no justice in that. >> viewpoint. >> carl rove said today that mitt romney is a lock to win next pope. he's garunteeing it. >> joy behar: say anything. >> is the bottom line then that no white person should ever, ever, ever use the "n" word?
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>> yes! >> only on current tv. ♪ it's a beautiful day ♪ ♪ don't let it get away ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. six minutes after the hour. happy 4th of july weekend. we'll be having fabulous -- we once again go on vacation thursday and friday. >> enjoy the nonfireworks thanks to the sequester. >> thanks, obama. >> stephanie: all right. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere.
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sexy liberal hal hal sparks for hump days with hal. big news on the healthcare front. that means -- ♪ jacki's news ♪ >> stephanie: this isn't news now. it is healthcare. good morning, jacki schechner. >> i got myself a head cold just in time to talk about healthcare a cold in my nose. >> stephanie: you have a cold in your nose. so, as you said at the top first of all can we say at the top of the hour, "the washington post" poll showing most americans agree with me. the supreme court got it right on gay rights, wrong on voting rights. >> that was good news. >> stephanie: it is hard being the smartest person in every room. >> does it hurt your brain? >> stephanie: it does. it is awful. >> must be nice to always believe you know better. to always think you're the smartest person in the room. >> stephanie: it's awful. cross i bear. >> different movie. >> stephanie: jacki schechner, the obama administration said
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yesterday it will not require employers to provide health insurance for their workers until 2015 delaying a key provision of the healthcare overhaul. we already had a right wing caller say see it doesn't work and blah. >> i will say the one who called in to talk about a congressional action to meet the law. ezra klein made the same point. the white house will say that this kind of thing happens all the time. and that there are always examples when there's a big, major policy change where there's some discretion on implementation. that's understandable. but it's true if you're going to delay enforcing the penalties that there should be some conversation about that. the white house has a discretion obviously to do it. but the caller is not wrong. if you're going to make changes to the law and the law says the penalty has to be in place come 2014 that -- they can't single-handedly make that
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decision. >> stephanie: as you and i were saying at the top of the hour, of course, as has been from the beginning the partisanship behind this, republicans are already saying, they're jumping all over it. obamacare is a failure. democrats are saying i think more correctly, it is a demonstration of flexibility. again, how you implement it, i understand. harry reid's office said it is better to do this right than to do it fast. explain what's happening and why. >> here's what's going on. there's the individual mandate which is that everybody's got to buy in or you have to pay a fine and the idea behind that is that if you don't have health insurance and you end up getting medical care, we pay for you anyway. so you gotta contribute something to the pot. there's also an employer mandate and i like to call it shared responsibility because the idea is that you as an employer have to offer good, affordable health insurance options for your employees or if they go out on the exchange, you've got to pay in because we're a taxpayer subsidizing your employees to
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buy on the exchange. so it makes a lot of sense just from a practical perspective and a societal shared responsibility perspective. now, businesses -- some businesses have complained and said that the reporting process is too complicated and it seems like the treasury's got some stuff it needs to work out in terms of how it is going to collect this information and implement the penalties so there's now -- they've now delayed this another year. instead of all of this going into place in 2014, they've delayed it until 2015. just the employer mandate part. it only applies to businesses with more than 50 full-time employees. now, the rub in all of this is that 94% of businesses are 50 to 199 employees already offer health insurance and 98% of businesses -- it is a good way to get and retain good employees, they get tax subsidies for it. they know it is the way to keep employees healthy and productive. so there's all of these reasons
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that companies do it voluntarily now. so the company that would be impacted by this change in the law, it is a very, very small number in comparison to the number of large businesses that are in the country that already do this by choice. >> stephanie: the treasury department said this is designed to meet two goals. simplify the new reporting requirements consistent with the 2010 law. it will provide time to adapt health coverage and reporting systems while employers are moving forward making health coverage affordable and accessible. so an administration official briefed organizations as a practice year for businesses. >> it could. it is very hard because i come from a communications perspective on this. my role in healthcare fight was working as a communications director of a big huge healthcare campaign and so i look at this from a p.r. perspective. this is not a great p.r. move to be perspectly honest. i don't know why you want to give red meat to the g.o.p.
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rules and the opposition to healthcare reform. they're going to say it is not working. this is proof -- they don't know what they're doing. it really does seem like okay, you're burying it in the week of july 4th and you're delaying it until after -- it makes sense. if i were an opponent of healthcare reform, i would make the exact same arguments. and a p.r. perspective you have to weigh those things. say look what's the good of this and the bad of this and you can spin it all you want but i mean frankly it doesn't look great. so i understand where the g.o.p. is jumping all over it. i would too. >> stephanie: well, it's interesting though. they're saying trade groups representing trade groups welcome the change. the head of that organization say we commend the administration's wise move. this one-year delay will provide employers and businesses more time to update healthcare coverage without threat of arbitrary punishment. >> it is never good when it looks like the administration is kowtowing to business but it doesn't look good. >> stephanie: this part i have a question about.
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somebody said in our conversation this afternoon the representatives from the administration, they're respecting employers to voluntarily go forward with the rules. do you think -- do you think they will? >> i'm not sure any business is going to voluntarily pay a penalty. that seems sort of odd to me that that would be the expectation. it may find more time for employers to figure out the best ways to offer affordable health insurance. like that -- that may be a good -- that may be a good outcome of this. there is a lot of h. rv -- h. r. departments. >> stephanie: it could help the campaign to sign up for coverage. the kaiser family foundation, as you know, nonpartisan. it takes away one of the source of criticism. >> stephanie: it does in some
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ways eliminate that because we're not going to talk about the employer mandate and all of the people like the guy from papa john's who was saying he was going to charge more because of healthcare reform and all of the bogus claims that people were going to cut back hours. they already are because of healthcare reform that hasn't been implemented yet. it can cut down on some of the noise. when have the opponents ever played fair? when have they ever -- >> stephanie: boehner said this is a clear acknowledgement the law is unworkable. okay. >> they're all coming out and saying this is evidence now that is a giant failure. no one is going to parse the details of it. they're going to say the administration, you know is delaying something because they can't figure out how to make it work. that's not true necessarily but it is very hard to spin this one. interesting to see. >> stephanie: the other question, jacki, they're saying does this flexibility, you know, mean that you know, other parts of the healthcare bill --
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>> is it a slippery slope. i don't know. the thing is they have not made any indication that they're going to do any kind of delay on the individual mandate. my big question, i went to my sources and said what do you think about this? my thing was how does this affect the cost, right, because does this put more of a burden on the taxpayer now that you don't have employers contributing to the pot. and i think it does raise the deficit a bit. it does have an impact. a small impact. but it does have an impact. i don't know where that money's going to come from if you've got a year of delay. it may not be enough to make a difference but there is a little bit -- there has to be a little bit of a financial shift. >> stephanie: you would think those deficit hawks in the house would be all over that. >> all of a sudden they don't seem to care about the deficit. >> stephanie: deficits don't matter. funny that. all right. thank you your healthcareness, we appreciate it. >> no problem. i would ask people to look for the facts before they buy into the hype. that's the key. do some research. i'll put up a bunch of links on
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twitter along the way. just make sure you pay attention because there will be a lot of spin and it will be negative spin. >> stephanie: all right, honey, thank you. >> my pleasure. >> stephanie: all right, bye-bye. mason in ohio, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi mason. >> caller: good morning, my little 4th of july sunshine. how are you doing, today? >> stephanie: good morning moonshine. >> caller: hey, listen, you know i'm a news junky. i wear my nerd badge proudly. i gotta say i'm a little annoyed at the fact that all of the news networks are hearing is the zimmerman trial front to back. there is way too many news stories that are being missed and i'm going to -- i'm going to soapbox just a little if you don't mind to give you the headlines that really annoy the living daylights out of me. the biggest one i think is the fact that brought up in the ways and means committee issa voted to waive fifth amendment rights. she no longer has fifth
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amendment rights as far as the i.r.s. hearings. she will have to testify. no one breathed a word of that on any of the networks. >> stephanie: yeah. >> republicans are screaming about constitutional rights. why not the fifth amendment of the constitutional right? evidently that one is not important. >> stephanie: only the second. >> caller: only the second amendment applies. but also the biggest -- and i know texas is being covered as far as the abortion rights situation goes. but ohio just passed, as part of their budget, huge restrictions on abortions and it is the most stringent law within the united states. >> stephanie: no, it is a big deal. >> north carolina just tacked on some really heavy abortion restrictions to an anti-sharia law bill to make sure it would pass there. >> stephanie: what did you think of the trayvon martin testimony yesterday? because his story is a little shaky, zimmerman right?
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basically, what came out is -- >> you know what? >> stephanie: his story is not consistent. it is not consistent that he was beaten repeatedly and this was his whole self-defense thing. >> my eyes glaze over when i watch court proceedings. >> stephanie: really? >> yeah. >> stephanie: this is the zimmerman prosecution and the medical examiner. >> are the injuries to the back of the defendant's head consistent with having been repeatedly slammed into a concrete surface? >> no. >> why not? >> because if you look at the injuries, they're so minor that to me, the word slam implies great force. there are -- the injuries are not from great force. >> they're very superficial. >> stephanie: bit way, jim, we were talking about how in the police calls he keeps referring to trayvon martin as the suspect. oh, deputy dog. hush. the suspect. >> pursuing the suspect. like a jim carrey -- in living
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color. >> stephanie: he's not suspected of anything except by you, you big dufus. >> i suspect he's black. >> stephanie: 18 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> this is too weird man. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current.
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♪ bowwow wow yippee yo, yippee yea ♪ >> stephanie: today is "the stephanie miller show"'s animal fun fact. >> the fun fact is a blue whale's fart bubbles are large enough to enclose a horse. >> whose job is to it figure that out? [farting sounds] >> i'm going to take that with me into the long weekend. >> stephanie: thank you. [ applause ] here's that one sound effect i love. here's a fun fact about me on vacation last week. because you know when you eat spa food and i was having a spa treatment that was -- bathtub. wow! wow. i think a little horse, could have enclosed. cuddles, the guide horse the mini. >> sorry about the carpet.
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>> stephanie: too much roughage. like one of those little tiny horses, cuddles that has blue eyes and wears sneakers. >> again, go down to the circle k and get a burrito. that will stop you right up. >> stephanie: really? beans, really? >> steak burrito. >> stephanie: okay fine. 1-800-steph-12. >> cheese. lots of cheese. >> they sell cheese at circle k. >> stephanie: let's go to david in richmond, virginia. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello, david. >> caller: hey, good morning. i'm calling about the nsa spying. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: i haven't been alarmed or surprised that our government is engaged in the level of spying they are. for me, it is a little like finding out that taco bell meat isn't entirely all meat. >> stephanie: or that the movie butter is not really butter. >> caller: oh, no, is that true? >> stephanie: yes! i'm so sorry. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] ruined his whole week. wendy in new hampshire.
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wendy, hello. >> caller: hey stephanie. i gotta tell you i love you. i love the mooks. my husband and i went to both of the sexy liberal tickets. got meet and grope tickets. however, you keep saying that i agreed to the nsa spying because my representatives voted for it. and then the president signed it. by that logic you agreed to doma -- >> stephanie: what? no, i didn't. >> very true. >> stephanie: ow, you got me! >> good job wendy! >> caller: thank you. >> stephanie: you're the smartest girl in class you jerk. >> caller: oh, thank you! >> you can't use that argument ever again now. >> stephanie: now i can't have nice things. >> you agreed to doma. >> stephanie: thanks, wendy. >> thanks for covering me, wendy. >> stephanie: all right. buddy in columbus, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello, buddy. >> do you know how long wendy davis can talk for? >> stephanie: how long. >> caller: it depends.
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>> i think he meant to say depends. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> stephanie: because that's a joke about diapers. >> caller: mama, in all seriousness, this law they just passed in ohio is draconian. it has a provision that if a woman has a complication from an abortion she can't go to a hospital that has any state funding. she has to go home and die basically because she's some sort of whore. it has -- they can't mention abortion or they lose their money. it also has provisions where it gives huge tax breaks to the rich and to pay for it, they're raising our property and sales tax. kasich really is the worst of all of these governors. >> ever have a governor who was a jerk? an idiot! >> stephanie: by the way meedite brings us the story. wendy davis attacked for being
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too hostile. -- for being too hot. >> she's a milf. >> stephanie: her opponents are hard at work digging up devastating dirt on her. it has exposed her as the first woman ever to look hotter than her yearbook photo with the possible exception of every woman ever. that's literally all they've got. you might be tempted to wonder what the hotness has to do with her effectiveness as a legislature. in her case, her crime is worse because she's hottened herself so much that it has defied science and started a blog that is dedicated to her hotness. that's all they got. [ applause ] >> i thought the complaint was that liberal women weren't hot. that they were all like hairy-legged trolls. now that they found a hot one. >> now what do we do? >> stephanie: now she's too
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hot. mike in tacoma, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi mike. >> announcer: very hard to find progressive rodeo in the northwest now. love your show. i believe that the patriot act has some merits, you know. we do need to be aware of terrorism in the united states but i believe there should be some sort of oversight maybe run by the aclu. if you want to wiretap an american citizen let the aclu approve it. >> i like that idea. never going to happen. >> stephanie: i was going to say. i also like the idea of me owning cuddles. the blue-eyed guide horse. >> i would like to read this sentence from the wilsons -- >> stephanie: we'll have to do that. we have a hard break. we'll do it after the break. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."
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criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal, or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i'm given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. in reality it's not like they actually care. this is purely about political grandstanding. i've worn lots of hats, but i've always kept this going. i've been doing politics now for a dozen years. (vo) he's been called the epic politics man. he's michael shure and his arena is the war room. >> these republicans in congress that think the world ends at the atlantic ocean border and pacific ocean border. the bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. i do a lot of looking at those people as well. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them right?
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>> come on, baby, mama's got a sparkle. it's time to make a life of cabaret. >> stephanie: sparkle. 34 minutes after the hour. oh random funny things on the internet. don't expect me to bless you after your fourth sneeze. get your [ bleep ] together. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: get a claritin. >> went from bless you to -- >> stephanie: stop showing off. god bless you god bless you. you know what? oh, shut up! now you're irritating.
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gohmert is such a -- >> gohmert? [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] >> stephanie: louie gohmert mocks supreme court justices for believing in evolution. >> wow. >> okay. >> stephanie: he takes issue with any supreme court justice who understands -- even understands evolution. you don't want your supreme court justices smart. >> since gohmert doesn't understand evolution he doesn't think anybody else should. >> dinosaurs were on the ark. >> stephanie: he talked about the court's decisions in doma and prop 8. he had previously signaled by the way, it would collapse civilization. have we collapsed yet? >> no. >> stephanie: well -- >> schedule on the collapse of civilization. we're working on it. >> stephanie: he quoted the wisest man in the history of mankind, king solomon while lamenting his world was ruined while engaging engaging in
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polygamy. i guess he shouldn't have brought up the definition in the bible. >> what a gohmert. >> stephanie: he should have stuck with one man and one wife and i think he would stay wise the rest of his life. i see. so then he was a dummy. king solomon. >> right. >> stephanie: a period of wisdom. during the part where he was smart. he said there's nothing new under the sun. and the holy quintet -- he meant the supreme court had not apparently realized that. they thought it was something new and improved. he said from a philosophical standpoint, we got intellectuals who are believed to support the idea that evolution is how mankind got here. and there is an on-going revolution occurring and i just can't help but wonder as the brilliant intellectuals have gotten to this point how marriage between two men fits in the evolving of producing higher offspring that makes the species higher and better. dear god.
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grammar police needs to pull him over. >> if we haven't evolved why do we have an appendix. >> stephanie: right, there is a question, gohmert. he added the justices sought to change the laws of nature after what is reality blah, blah. then gohmert referenced a chiffon marg rin commercial to warn they shouldn't mess with mother nature. >> couldn't he reference a count chocula commercial? >> i love it when it is gohmert time. >> this administration has so many muslims as members that have influenced. ♪ louie gohmert time ♪ ♪ step right up ♪ ♪ he's got muslims on his mind ♪ ♪ have a drink every time he says benghazi, you'll stay drunk all the time ♪ ♪ if your daddy's rich ♪
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♪ if you're daddy's black you're in the muslim brotherhood ♪ ♪ we go fishin' we go fishin' for a crime ♪ ♪ we're always happy because we're living our right-wing philosophy ♪ ♪ >> stephanie: all right. there is a new book out saying that even mitt romney did not want mitt romney to run for president in 2012. >> that explains a lot. >> yeah. >> stephanie: the new book about the 2012 presidential election yeah, it is collision 2012, obama versus romney and the future of elections in america. it reveals that internal romney family poll taken in 2010 to decide whether to go forward with the campaign, mitt romney voted no. >> computer says no. >> he was outvoted by his family. >> stephanie: romney and his family took the break during
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christmas break 2010. ten members voted it no. >> ten members out of 12 -- >> stephanie: he did worse in his own family than with the hispanic vote yet he still ran. who were the two yes, do you think? >> ann. >> this is hard. you want to try it? get in the ring. this is hard. >> i think the empty chair had a vote. >> stephanie: i'm going to go with ann and flurn or maybe flavin. representative paul ryan according to the book was the most confident of everybody. that they were going to win as he was preparing to fly to boston in the later afternoon of election day, the book says he was openly talking about resigning his chairmanship of the house budget committee immediately after the election, was thinking of possible replacements. isn't that wonderful eddie? >> isn't that wonderful eddie? >> i won't go! i won't, i won't i won't!
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you can't make me. you can't, you can't! >> it's not about you. i have a red hat. >> stephanie: he's precious. mark in los angeles you're on "the stephanie miller show." welcome, mark. >> hi, steph. "the stephanie miller show" learn another move since the curl? >> don't get me started. >> caller: stephanie, i wanted to say thank you guys for what you do on the radio. you keep us entertained. you do it in a way that's highly intelligent. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: you're 100% right about this nsa thing. i think what it comes down to is this. jim, i respect your opinion but i think when we operate from a position of fear, we can insert fear here and keep us wondering about what is going to happen and what could happen. >> the patriot act is all about fear. >> caller: right. the only question is what we're doing is constitutional sympathy because the court said over the
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last few years, it is not reasonable to accept privacy from something in the public dough maybe. when you use at&t or sprint, they collect data on your phone calls so that they can bill you. that information is out there and that's what they're allowed to mine. they're not allowed to subject it to any other scrutiny. >> stephanie: mark, i -- jim wasn't here yesterday but i wrote an article. somebody was not for this but said president obama is -- it is constitutional. he's respecting the fourth amendment. bush did not. that's the bottom line on that. >> i agree. i'm with you jim, as far as what we should do about the patriot act. i'm not saying there's no need for changes but what i'm saying is in the scope of the current law, this is clearly legal and constitutional. it is not the boogie man everyone is saying. no one is bugging phone calls. they're simply collecting data if they become suspicious of a person, they can seek a warrant get a warrant and then have access to the records. they're not lost to the data
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cloud forever. they know where they are. it is that simple. now, whether we agree with that or not, we we could debate back and forth. we're creating a boogeyman. we on the left create our own boogeyman and give the right fodder to beat us in 2014. >> let me read this section from the article from "the guardian" that valerie plame and joe wilson wrote. pertinent to what we're talking about here. early polls of americans about their privacy concerns of the government might be collecting meta data from e-mails and phone calls indicates there's little alarm. there appears to be an acceptance or resignation to the practices. there is no information the pat has used this. it is not difficult to envision the scenario whether we have a link on the terrorist watch list. you may have no idea who this person is. but a computer compute in fort meade or salt lake city will
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have made this connection. you can have explaining to do to an overzealous prosecutor. so there's that. >> stephanie: good point. i've had a weird feeling valerie plame is spying on me. don't i wish? john in los angeles. john in l.a., you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey, guys, thanks for taking my call. i think anybody in this day and age who has an idea of electronic privacy is deluding themselves. the part that i really worry about is all of the private companies that are involved in this. and there's been absolutely nothing from the lawmakers on this. they should be investigating booz allen about why they gave this kid so much access. booze allen 90% of their business is running this. >> stephanie: polling has showed america does not go for booz allen and dope.
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[ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> stephanie: 44 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> to be honest, i've never seen such dysfunction. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. very, very excited about that and very proud of that. >>beltway politics from inside the loop. >>we tackle the big issues here in our nation's capital, around
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wagon? >> four. >> stephanie: okay. >> not as cute as the dog yesterday that farted and scared itself. >> stephanie: the french bulldog scared of its own fart. puppy, what's that? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. all right. wow, is it vacation yet? all right. great best of us tomorrow and friday. happy july 4th weekend. hal sparks coming up next hour. hump days with hal. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free. deb in california, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi deb. >> caller: hey there you sweeties. >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i'm glad jim is back. >> stephanie: me too. >> caller: i'm calling today because of the news deficits because of the -- everybody wants to see the trial of the racists. so i guess all of the people that are selling ads don't want to talk about the texas
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legislature. some of them do. but the north carolina legislature is the one that is is -- snuck in under the bar. yesterday in their special session that they called, they got a bill from introduction to a vote yesterday. just within the space of 24 hours. because they don't have to follow rules in the special sessions. the republicans, this is definitely a design and i mean -- it is one thing to say that something is a conspiracy theory. when a bunch of people get together to screw around with the laws, it is no longer a theory. >> it is a conspiracy. >> stephanie: yeah exactly right. hey, speaking of polling. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] not good news once again for republicans. by the way jacki did the poll earlier. everyone agrees with me. with us. on the supreme court ruling. right on gay rights and wrong on
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voting rights. a new poll, marco rubio improves republican's 2012 showing among hispanic voters by 1%. >> oh! >> stephanie: i'm guessing an ass whooping from hillary. [ ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ] >> but she's too old. >> stephanie: right. a new poll showing infinitesimal gains bristled the g.o.p. yesterday, supposed rewards of the party's moderation on immigration reform for now seems to not be materializing. it is no encasa. the poll pitted 2016 candidates against hillary clinton and joe biden found them trouncing any and all republican. clinton whooped rubio 66% to 28%. biden beat him 66% to 28%. let's see. the major take away, the lack of movement of g.o.p. candidates for mitt romney's woeful showing which is still better than he
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fared in his own family. he only got 20% vote of his own family to run for president. >> stephanie: rubio failed only one percentage point better than the man who never wanted to be president. one point in the polls hardly the payoff represent cans expected from moderating their -- over immigration. oh dear, once again minorities, bad news for you. here's good news for you. the millennial generation has huge -- >> i was reading about that. >> stephanie: they have big [ bleep ] according to gawker. the lay about millennial generation composed primarily of and not to engage in stereotyping greedy little sell outs have any redeeming -- playtex has decided to make lots of money by selling bras to the millennials because bra sales are growing faster among the
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millennial demographic than any other probably because other demographics already have all of the bras they need. >> once you get a big load of bras, you don't need any -- >> stephanie: how do you wear out a bra? >> well, with your chest. >> stephanie: mine doesn't get much of a workout. >> other women have -- larger chests. >> stephanie: this is my training bra from when i was 14. millennials, jim may be bustier than the generation before them. sales of larger brand sizes jumped 17%. sales of d cup and dd grew 2%. >> well, there is a serious aspect with this. >> stephanie: fatter. >> also because environmental toxins. pesticides that mimic estrogen can cause that to happen. >> stephanie: remember our old producer? she was 36ddd. you even liked them. >> well, i used to sit on the other side of the glass from you. >> stephanie: because you were
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just a button pusher then. >> i was just a button pusher. she would lift up her shirt and press them against the window. >> she never did that for me. >> you sat on the other -- you left after the show started. >> right. >> stephanie: back then. >> prerecorded. >> stephanie: peons. you've been promoted to leading man. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] all right. wow. this tragedy in arizona they're still seeking answers as to what actually happened in the yarnell hill fire. this is -- unbelievable. continues to rage. >> sure. >> stephanie: uncontrolled. it is -- fire conditions were among the most dangerous. a lot of experts said they had ever seen. low humidity, high temperatures, worst-case scenario for the crew. they were trapped between two rims when the wind suddenly reversed. >> because of a thunderstorm in the area the winds -- >> the winds were unpredictable. >> stephanie: so the things that they use generally to heat the -- the foil shelters.
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>> they're good for ten minutes. >> it takes 30 seconds to deploy. that's a long time when fire is coming up on you. >> stephanie: the fire spokesperson. >> really difficult to get a handle on -- and comprehend what's gone down here in the last few days. every morning is spent number one, recognizing the saddens and the tragedy here and then number two, trying to get yourself back into the work that needs to be done here on the ground. >> stephanie: yeah, i guess they were saying the one member of that crew that survived was moving the equipment you know, imagine -- can you imagine him finding out his entire battalion is gone. ralph lucas prescott, arizona fire battalion. >> basically, the wind changed. we had a thunderstorm that was above. they have a tendency to push winds around because of the dynamics of nature and the way they work and that's what may have occurred during that time period. >> but global warming is a hoax.
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>> stephanie: right. >> nothing to do with it. >> although it is monsoon season in arizona. you get thunderstorms every day in the mountains. >> stephanie: george w. bush was in africa. >> country with a lot of diseases. he actually said that once. >> rv -- africa is a country with a lot of diseases. >> herp derp doy. >> stephanie: he was there with president obama. >> we just chatted about his trip. he's at the end of the trip. i remember how tired i used to get. i said you gotta be kind of worn out. he said he had a great trip, looking forward to getting back home. skied him about his little girls, were they having a great time. because i remember bringing our daughters on some of the trips and how meaningful it was to be with them. we didn't sit around and hash out policy here. >> stephanie: has his voice gotten higher or is it me?
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>> just reminiscing about the good times. when everything went so swimmingly -- the administration >> stephanie: i think it has gone downhill. all magnificent. >> got ourselves a surplus. means we're paying too much tax. i'm going to fix that. sure did. oh boy. >> what kind of popsicles do you like? >> the grapey ones. >> stephanie: that's right. that was a sucker. >> stephanie: that's what he used to do when he was coloring on the rug in the oval office. extra grapey. all right. huh? where is -- is it vacation yet? >> got an hour. >> stephanie: who wants some pot work? marijuana diet. worse munchies. >> i want bacon. i am bacon.
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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello jacki schechner. current tv hour number three. your buddy from last week, hal sparks on his way in. >> before he gets there, i want to bring something up. you were talking about the breast size of millennials. nobody in studio mentioned implants. >> stephanie: oh! >> that would be why the bra sizes are getting bigger. >> or they're just fat slobs. >> oh, christopher! >> what? >> stephanie: he for some reason did not enjoy the bags of
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sand. i don't know why. >> it is also a rise in implants leading to larger breast size. i remember awhile ago i read an article about the average bra size is a 34c. not that i'm an expert. >> stephanie: there has been a breast rapture and i've been left behind. here she is in the current news center. >> not all a natural phenomenon. >> good morning. national intelligence director james clapper is apologizing for what he told congress regarding nsa surveillance. clapper testified before congress on march 12th and had this exchange with oregon senator ron wyden. >> the nsa collect any type of data at all on millions or hundreds of millions of americans. >> no, sir. >> it does not? >> not wittingly.
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there are cases where they could -- inadvertently perhaps collect but not wittingly. >> clapper sent a letter to senate intelligence committee chairwoman dianne feinstein saying his remark was clearly erroneous. clapper says the staff told wyden not long after that hearing about the misstatement but only now can he correct the record publicly because the -- trying to give unclassified answers to classified information at the time. of course, now we know about the nsa surveillance program. the full letter if you want to read it is online at the director of national intelligence web site. dni.gov. this is the latest video you're looking at live from tahrir square in cairo as the military deadline for morsi to step down has now passed. reuters reports egyptian troops have used armored vehicles to move over and take over state tv studios in cairo. the military is expected to make a statement shortly. according to the army's facebook page general command currently
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meeting with national, political, religious and youth leaders and the statement will come after that meeting. we're back after the break. >> if you believe in state's rights but still support the drug war you must be high. >> "viewpoint" digs deep into the issues of the day. >> do you think that there is any chance we'll see this president even say the words "carbon tax"? >> with an open mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned "great leadership"
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cenk off air alright in 15 minutes we're going to do the young turks! i think the number 1 thing than viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. they know that i'm not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know i'm going to be the first one to call them out. cenk on air>> what's unacceptable is how washington continues to screw the middle class over. cenk off air i don't want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. cenk on air you got to go to the local level, the state level and we have to fight hard to make sure they can't buy our politics anymore. cenk off air and they can question if i'm right about that. but i think the audience gets that, i actually mean it. cenk on air 3 trillion dollars in spending cuts! narrator uniquely progressive and always topical the worlds largest online news show is on current tv. cenk off air
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and i think the audience gets, "this guys to best of his abilities is trying to look out for us." only on current tv! >> stephanie: happy 4th of july weekend. we'll have a fabulous best of tomorrow and friday. enjoy, won't you? guess who's here. >> stephy. >> he was just here last week. >> what? ♪ the humpty dance do the hump ♪ >> hump days with hal sparks. >> yes yes!
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>> stephanie: hi, hal sparks. anything new happen last week? >> nothing. did you have a nice nap? they started trying to push some big news stories through and i said nope. not going to happen on my watch. no sir. nothing but fluff here. >> stephanie: holy smokes, thanks for filling in. a good time was had by all. >> hal: jacki and i had a great time. obviously huge shifts and i think -- the ramifications of prop 8 and doma obviously are in a positive sense the march goes forward. and a lot of people are talking about, i don't know if you discussed this in so far the early part of the week but people were saying the only way that we can get nationwide equality is that somebody who is able to get married in california will have to move to utah or some place. then file suit. it turns out there may not --
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you may not have to wait for that because military families in particular are getting stationed against -- their will. they'll get moved because they get moved. their benefits while they're in the military are at risk because of that local law. >> stephanie: this is warp speed in terms of civil rights. it may move more quickly nationwide. i said this. this is going to create a legal -- crazy quilt. >> stephanie: jacki was saying there was a poll out today the vast majority of americans agree with the supreme court on the gay rights rulings and disagree on voting rights. >> a lot of work to be done on the equality front. that will be a steady motion toward and will need a lot of vigilance but the -- making
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section 4 unconstitutional without any remedy whatsoever was a direct attack by the roberts court specifically. on minority rights. that was not an accident. that wasn't even a lazy decision. that was specific to what they wanted to do. roberts hated the vra when he worked under reagan. they wanted to get rid of it. if they could get rid of it, they would. that's what his whole deal has been. >> stephanie: yeah. i was going to say -- you know, i was on vacation. i think it was -- a lot of people i talked to, surprisingly emotional. >> hal: absolutely. >> stephanie: particularly for gay people. my long-term ex, we called each other wives and gave each other rings. we broke up about five or six years ago. we were together almost a decade. it was emotional to think we were so close to that period but not in a time when we thought it was possible. i texted her and i said little
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sad remembering christmas eve. she wrote back and said what christmas eve? i was like -- [ buzzer ] now i see why we broke up! i gave you -- i asked you to -- never mind. that's why i'm single. it was emotional for me. >> hal: at least you're taking marriage seriously. you heard that, you didn't say let's get married anyway because we can. you didn't do that. you went you know what? forget it. >> stephanie: here is a love story that shows people -- straight people -- people everywhere freaks. someone sends me -- did you climb on rocks? >> even kids with chickenpox? >> drill sergeant. >> stephanie: i love the advice. live chat, a man shouts odd encouragements during sex. >> what is odd? >> pushing back, pushing back, way back. >> stephanie: i don't know.
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>> hal: that's how tarzan gets an elephant. >> my girlfriend and i recently started having sex. i'm not sure the best way to explain it. you're doing great. >> oh really? >> oh, wow. >> stephanie: your technique and fundamentals are really good. >> wearing a headset with a microphone? and is there a banner behind her? >> having sex with a life coach. god! >> you're doing great. >> stephanie: yes keep going. you can do it. wow. that's good. you must have been practicing. >> on somebody else. >> hal: does your girlfriend have a circle hanging out of her back that you pull? does it have a string attached? does she only say things these as the string is going back into her back? you're doing wonderful. >> stephanie: mind you hit me reiterate these things. she's saying while we're having sex. in the middle of the act she keeps saying these words of encouragement. what is she?
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my coach? i'm so flabbergasted by this. i don't know what to say to her. she doesn't talk dirty. she'll shout words of encouragement. i have to dig deep for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me, i want to burst out laughing sometimes. what is this all about? >> hal: i don't know. whatever you think though, i'm certain this is -- there is a fetish for that woman somewhere. >> she needs to find some other person in the world with that fetish. >> it is weakness leaving the body. >> hal: just go to chicks who yell out odd encouragements.com. >> stephanie: like an infomercial. that's terrific. >> hal: they're trying to interview someone from zimmerman via skype and he's getting 50 calls. some are untoward. in court during the zimmerman trial. yeah. >> stephanie: okay. all right.
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hal sparks, guess who's on the 4th of july -- what's on the 4th of july barbecue menu? >> pot pork. farmer tests putting pigs on a marijuana diet. >> hal: smoked pork? >> i love bacon. wait, i am bacon and i'm baked. >> stephanie: promotion bolstered by the legalization of marijuana in washington state. pot has been fed to the hogs. they're selling pot pig cuts at seattle's pike place market for a premium price. the meat will not get you high. sadly. it just has a pot-like flavor. >> because that's what pot is for. >> stephanie: makes you even hungrier. >> that's what i want on the dinner table. tastes like pot. it is a pot roast if you will. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> stephanie: see what you did there? >> that was too easy. how come none of us thought of
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that? >> stephanie: because we're not jim ward. chris in cleveland. you're on with hal. >> caller: good morning, everyone. got a few suggestions for those that are -- folks in texas. one of my suggestions could be life begins with the new governor. and if only my uterus could shoot bullets there wouldn't be any regulations. my vagina doesn't need a background check. >> stephanie: nicely done. >> hal: by the way, there are signs that people have been holding up going you know, my rights begin at the end of his term. >> stephanie: get it. all right then. >> the push by the republicans like -- north carolina just, you know, middle of the night. i'll tell you what.
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it's gotten bad. we've gotten clean air initiative kind of bills where they'll shove in something horrible like a nuclear missile. we've been dealing with that. these are so egregiously awful because they know everyone hates them. >> stephanie: they were passing the all-important anti-shariah law. they thought they would shove that in without lube. >> it's interesting. i don't know that much about sharia law. women aren't treated that great in countries run by it. i'm going to go out on a limb and say that the anti-abortion measures put forth by them might be in complete compliance with sharia law. i think by putting that in there, they've nullified the fact they don't want to use shariah law. what they're doing is based on the concepts as sharia law. >> stephanie: artie in texas would like to point out she is old and has big hooters. hello, artie. >> caller: hi, steph. i love all of guys. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: everyone last week,
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hal did a great job. >> hal: thank you. >> caller: i just want to take up for women who have big breasts naturally. i was born with them. i played tennis. i played softball. i was very athletic. but there were limitations. you can either accept the way you are or change it. but i just don't think it is fair to pick on people with big breasts. >> hal: i wouldn't think of it. >> stephanie: no. we're all big supporters. [ laughter ] [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> we take the hands off approach. >> got back problems, need a break, come see us. >> have black eyes? after running? >> stephanie: okay. we're here to help. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> hal: we were doing so well. >> stephanie miller brand over
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the shoulder boulder holders. >> stephanie: we are premium support. >> hal: special discounts for continental -- >> stephanie: "the stephanie miller show," we put up with more boobs. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] 17 minutes after the hour. we roll along. hump days with hal on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: there's a tea party in her pants and you're invited. call now. 1-800-steph-12. laughing. >> that's the best! >> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out with him. >> absolutely not. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me? >> absolutely! >> (singing) >> i take lipitor, thats it. >> are you improving your lips? >> (laughter). >> when she's talking, you never
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1-800-steph-12. hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks. you can see hal sparks live. >> hal: in michigan at the comedy zone. basically the detroit comedy zone but nobody lives in detroit proper. kurt russell is currently trying to escape with the president who landed in an escape pod in the middle of the city. they're working their way out. >> as you do. it happens. >> stephanie: jeff in minneapolis. you're on with hal. >> caller: just wanted to comment on the supreme court decision on voting rights amendment. what i don't quite understand is the fact that the only thing that kept the southern states honest in voting rights was the voting rights act. so now we have a situation where we've had a law that's fulfilled its purpose probably still needs to be there and they said now that you've fulfilled your
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purpose, you don't need it. don't understand that. >> we have a black guy in the office. everything is good now. >> never mind the fact you have two voting machines in a district with 650,000 black people and 30 machines with cafe espresso being delivered to people in a white -- with 40 people on a hill. >> stephanie: robert reich has a good piece in salon about the g.o.p. rules scotus. voting rights act decision is the latest proof the court is doing the bidding of the republican party. this part is scary. how pro business they've been. voter suppression basically. those are -- robert writes in order to fully understand what the five appointees have been up in decisions that affect our democracy as they did on voting rights, you need to understand what the democracy has been up to. it is based on unlikely coalition of small business owners, all of whom have called the show. >> i struggle -- i came across your show randomly. >> stephanie: struggling
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whites. its durability depends on the lat toire categories believing the economic stresses they've experienced have a lot to do with the government taking their money away and taking to the poor who are black and latino. the real reason they haven't -- struggling whites haven't done better is that the same -- most america hasn't done better although the output of americans has continued to rise almost all of the gaines have gone to the very top. but you know, this is interesting, if you look at a lot of the decisions. there are other things like voting rights that are scary. how pro business the court is. five republicans on the supreme court have on lined by eviscerating campaign finance laws. of that may help even though they may help struggling whites as consumers or employees, the easiest way to execute this delicate maneuver is to make it harder to sue under such laws as they've done.
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here, to the five republicans have been be eager to oblige, limiting standing to sue. republicans want to minimize the votes of citizens and admit these people are responsible for the economic problems of struggling whites. that's why once again elections matter. >> hal: anybody who is around for the reagan administration knows that was both a theme and a mechanic is that started full force back then. as john lewis pointed out. that was 17 years after the fact that -- the marches that they were supposed to -- >> stephanie: this isn't a partisan issue anymore. when ted olson is arguing it and we have all of the major corporations and all of the major republicans, marriage equality is no longer a -- don't think -- liberal because they ruled like that. if you read ted olson's the conservative case for gay marriage, you would understand it is a conservative issue.
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>> hal: exactly. my feeling is that it is a monetary issue as well. industry allowing gay people to let's go people to be married. it is so much financial gain that outweighs -- that's how it always works. we have obesity prevention programs that are governmental not because the government overnight decided to start caring about people anymore than they did the day before but because the actuarials hit a tipping point where the cost of taking care of people who have a long-term -- future of disease because of the way they are now easily predictable. immediately, all of the insurance companies start getting people to exercise. that's another bailout on some way. same thing applies. like once they hit the tipping point of gay marriage, fighting it is more expensive than letting it pass.
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>> stephanie: jenny in georgia, you're on with hal. hi jenny. >> caller: hi, guys. good to see you all together again. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: thank you hal now i watch fashion police, dexter and lab rats. because of you. okay. here's what i want to know. i thought when the voting act thing came down, i wondered if joining everybody else, no matter what their color joining the naacp would give the naacp more power and more umph because they're already in place if that would give them the strength to be able to fight this -- >> hal: short answer is you don't have to be black to be in the naacp. >> caller: exactly. >> hal: i've been a member for over a decade. >> or the naacp.
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>> hal: you're absolutely right. that is obviously with the systemic destruction of acorn which is, by the way if you track back from the roberts decision, you know, it is not surprising -- >> stephanie: you know most of what they did? social welfare. you know what the smaller amount was? political. >> hal: totally. one of the areas that acorn did was, you know, was voter drives and the ability to get everybody registered. just in the generic sense of that. that was cutting that off at the knees and then this following up. this looks like strategy to me. it looks like long-term multidecade strategy to get back to what i think -- when tea parties say constitution. we want to go back to what the founders wanted. what the founders wanted, white male landowners voting and nobody else. that's in there. so if you go back, i believe in the core principles of it, that's a core principle. >> stephanie: taylor in denver.
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>> caller: long time listener. love you guys. >> we love you denver, city by the way. >> caller: all of these anti-abortion laws. in 1970 something the supreme courts had already ruled on this. it is like what are they trying to do? i've never seen so many men so many angry white men trying to dictate and decide what i'm able to do. we've seen this, north carolina, they're trying to do their sneaky stuff. wendy davis, the new superhero of texas. i'm like what's going to happen? they try to do this years ago in colorado. they tried to do the personhood amendment. >> stephanie: yeah exactly. 29 minutes after the hour. hump days with hal on "the stephanie miller show."
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> if i ever take up roller derby, what do you think my name should be? alicia sleaze or cohag? >> how about har let o'scara? >> that's genius. >> how about amanda bines. amanda bynes. >> stephanie: no. 34 minutes after the hour. we've been talking about the zimmerman trial. we were saying how he refers to trayvon martin as the suspect. and i said yes, thank you barney fife. >> hal: got a couple of rules up here on the rock. yeah actually, if he could keep his bullet in his pocket, that kid would be alive right now. >> help, i've got a gun! >> i don't know about stand your ground. i don't know anything about the self-defense laws.
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they have his teacher from the self-defense class that teaches the legalities of using deadly force and said he was actually a memorable student because he got an a in the class. >> stephanie: the sidewalk is a weapon, the lawyer said. >> hal: his defense lawyer -- he said you will hear that trayvon martin was unarmed, not carrying a deadly weapon. i will say that the sidewalk is a deadly weapon. every environment you're in other than the pillow room at the playboy mansion is a deadly weapon now. now you can use deadly force against me because i was standing next to a pillar. >> you seem to have intimate knowledge of the playboy room. >> hal: i do. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> stephanie: apparently i was not invited into the pillow room. >> well, there are three levels of parties going on. >> need to be a little stacked in order to be admitted to the pillow room. >> stephanie: i was on the unstacked first level. >> scientology thing.
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you have to go through multiple tests and stuff. [ laughter ] clear certain barriers. >> i'm a level nine pillow room. >> stephanie: i was on the first floor getting hit on by frank stallone. ♪ i'm far from over ♪ >> hal: that's how that goes, right? >> stephanie: wow, here's good news if you're traveling over the holiday weekend. air passengers show up with guns. that's terrific. several times a day at airports across the country passengers try to walk through security with loaded guns. it is happening more often. in the first six months, the tsa found 894 guns on passengers. dopies. you can't bring a gun on a plane! god! i love this guy in sacramento, california last year, tsa officers noticed a guy wearing a shoulder holster. it was a loaded nine millimeter pistol. he had three more. 192 rounds of ammunition and two
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knives. >> hal: i have a right to shoot the pilots. >> no. >> stephanie: now, i'm not allowed to have a novelty to defend myself against that guy. >> hal: don't stand on the sidewalk. hop on to the grass. >> you can have novelty bats. >> no novelty bats. >> stephanie: they backed down on that. >> only the ones that double as a pen. >> stephanie: who wants to get the pool cue knocked over their head. they said you can bring a pool cue or a hockey stick. >> i'm standing my ground. i'm standing on the ground. >> stephanie: passenger in allentown, pennsylvania, was carrying a pistol designed to look like a writing pen. clever, james bond. at first, the passenger said it was a pen. but later acknowledged it was a gun. all right, you caught me. >> hal: while he had an entire arm up to the elbow inside him. yeah yeah, yeah, that's a gun.
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you can't blame them. there are a lot of suspects on the plane. lots of suspects. >> stephanie: at salt lake city airport, a gun was found inside a passenger's bootstrapped to a prosthetic leg. >> that's a new one. >> stephanie: nice try on that one. most common excuse offered by passengers, i forgot it was there. >> i forgot i'm heavily armed. how lackadaisical do you have to be that you're fet forgetting you're carrying a load one everywhere. i feel naked without it. >> sir, you are naked not wearing any clothing without a gun -- except a gun. >> stephanie: it was in charlotte, i saw a sign that would be a challenge to any comedian in the world. the sign that says no -- the pictures. no gun no knives. >> no jokes. >> stephanie: it said no jokes. past this point. i'm like did it -- past this point? i take that as a challenge. i think there is something that's funny after this point. >> hal: there are a lot of
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things. carlin said that. what about a really cute story? no punch line. just a really nice, funny -- how about a limerick? >> stephanie: they had no picture for that. shouldn't there have been a rubber chicken? >> the happy mask. >> there was a young man. >> you're under arrest. >> no comedy for tragedy. >> hal: can you imagine what would happen if a jew a catholic and an irishman walked into tsa together. they didn't say a thing. just walking through at the same time and -- >> stephanie: it was just a set-up. no joke. just a set-up. you can't arrest me. what are you? the premise police? >> you can only arrest the irishman. it isn't a joke until the punch line shows up. >> aboutba-da-boom. >> stephanie: richard in illinois, you're on with hal and company. hello, richard. >> caller: by the way i just discovered this radio station.
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i was just flipping channels. i listen to you guys every day. >> hal: we're like oh, here we go again. >> i think you're a very decent person especially when it comes to your views on christians. >> hal: you would be amazed the blowback because they think you're attacking. i think you spent too much time telling me you're persecuted so you think you are. >> it is when you listen to the radio and watch tv news, you feel like they're coming for us! they're going to burn us all at the stake. what i wish you would do, sometimes, i listen to you this trial with zimmerman is about is he or is he not guilty of second-degree murder. it isn't whether it was -- when the racist thing is so dangerous, it is so dangerous to
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keep lamenting the racial aspect of this. as parents i myself have lost my 22-year-old son who passed away. the loss of a child -- your mind is no longer able to cope with that particular perspective in your life. you say geez, i'm sorry to hear that. okay whatever. it doesn't even register. so the pain that they're suffering is unbelievable. they have no ability to come out with their lawyer and say please get the racist thing out of this. >> stephanie: richard it seems to me he racially profiled this case and stalked him. >> hal: the reason it is jermaine to the conversation is because it is more common for black people in this country than we believe it to be. that a lot of people assume it to be. and so both on the one side that doesn't believe it is an issue
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there is a lot of people who are just shocked that this kind of thing happens or it happens in this context. on the other side, there are a lot of black people who are going of course this happens all the time. it is their constant daily thing. burton yesterday on cnn explaining that he had to tell his son who is i believe 20 something, 21, 22 now, he had to explain to his son when he gets pulled over by the police, he takes his hat and sunglasses off and puts his hands out the window. he's not doing it because he's waving going i'm lavar burton from reading rainbow. he understands there are certain times where he's at risk simply by his skin color and he says i believe that to be the case. it has been my experience in a lot of areas across this country. >> stephanie: because i'm a liberal and it is required by law, i do have a black best friend. >> hal: right. assigned one. >> stephanie: exactly. come on. we all know nobody -- pulled over in beverly hills what are
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you doing driving the car? >> my car. i live here. >> license and registration. >> hal: it is used to undermine your comfort in the community to keep you from -- it is meant as this kind of glass ceiling. >> stephanie: by the way speaking of cnn, i was on yesterday talking about paula deen. did you hear about this using part of the prop 8 ruling? >> hal: yes. >> stephanie: we better hope she didn't call someone the f word for gay man. >> stephanie: that's kind of rich isn't it? she didn't have standing to sue her because she's white. if you read the deposition, it was a workplace that apparently was rife with racism and sexism. good for her standing up. wrong to treat black employees like that. she tried to use the prop 8 rules to say you're not black. it doesn't hurt you. i'm only hurting the black
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people. >> i don't understand why you care about them. >> i love them like pets. >> in shorts. >> stephanie: i like them best tap dancing in shorts. what did i say? >> hal: what? i didn't offend you. you're white. what the hell. >> stephanie: did you see this thing online? >> in all honesty did you say he was without sin? >> in a round about kind of way. >> at the same time, i is what i is. shut up. no purpose of grammatical rules. i am what i am. you can say that. that's arguing with the fact you used it in the past. you discriminated in the past. you're going to stick with that line. >> stephanie: how about on
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"the today show," i've only used it once in my life that word. oh paula! oh no. >> i love her retelling of it. because she says in the original thing she said that she was robbed at gunpoint in a bank by a black man and that she used it in the retelling of the story. >> stephanie: to her husband. as you do. >> hal: she said i used it in that situation when i was in there and i was scared and had a gun to my head. >> stephanie: i'm going to guess you didn't use it at the moment you were being robbed. >> can i say i would give anything in the world to have the outtakes of the paula deen apology video because the edits -- >> hal: it is a remix as it is swig. >> stephanie: porch monkey. what did i say? paula!
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>> i didn't know that. >> hal: everybody back to one. >> stephanie: okay. i love me the darkies -- [ buzzer ] cut! >> hal: i'm totally of supportive of dirt people. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: let's take a break. people we're losing daylight. >> i know, the darkies made it dark. can we do some green scene? get a narky in front of the blackboard. [ buzzer ] take 1,000. paula deen apology video. 46 minutes after the hour. back with the remaining moments of hump days with hal on "the stephanie miller show." >> that is great radio. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current.
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ freedom, freedom ♪ ♪ freedom ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks. happy 4th of july weekend. best of tomorrow and friday. we'll see you on monday. back again. we were talking about people -- how many people try to carry guns on planes. herp derp. one tsa guy said there are some americans who believe there are no limits. they not only have a constitutional but a god given right to bring a gun. >> god given? >> hal: it's in the bible. i'm allowed to o have an ar-15. >> hal: right below -- in subsection 5 of thou shalt not
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kill. unless you've identified that person as a suspect have stalked them into a corner and they try to save their own life and then you have the right to kill them. >> stephanie: one of the people arrested for having a gun on a plane. whitehead of santa fe was arrested at newark airport with a .38 caliber pistol in his checked bag and he's completely blind. [ applause ] >> oh, great. >> hal: in his defense, though he can hear a mouse break wind at 500 yards and has ninja-like abilities. blind to you. >> stephanie: he said he keeps a load gun handy for protection from intruders and in such a situation, he would call out a warning he had a gun and spray bullets in the direction of the noise. [ gunfire ] >> stephanie: what could possibly go wrong there? oh hello little neighborhood girl selling girl scout cookies? >> hal: you shouldn't have
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eaten one of the cookies. i'm a child before you were blown away in a hail of bullets. at what point do we move past the idea that your solution will come this way and that you take a lot of responsibility for -- if you're in a circumstance where you need to use a gun that you're partly responsible for putting yourself there and that the rarest of rarest of rarest cases is where a person defends themselves directly with a gun against an intruder with greater force and survives. it is an absurdity. you end up shooting your kids or yourself. or they end up shooting you. >> stephanie: i like to do -- because i'm psychic what the -- what you will probably be seeing on fox news. what the fox. shut the front door. i'm just guessing because this headline is michelle obama living in the white house is like living in a really nice prison. >> they talked about that last night. >> stephanie: did they? i'm not psychic.
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i'm behind the times. >> hal: there is a book that just came out. >> i could predict what happened yesterday. >> hal: there is a book about what is it like to be president. >> stephanie: angry black woman. she was discussing with laura bush and moderator cokey roberts said that martha washington once described the first lady role as being similar to state imprisonment. she joked there are some prison elements to it but it is a really nice prison. so, you see everybody it is a joke. not an angry ungrateful black woman. >> hal: clinton said the white house was the pinnacle of the united states penal system. >> stephanie: that's why he had to order bjs in. [ buzzer ] i mean pizza. you started it. you said penal. >> hal: what? >> stephanie: speaking of which -- >> you can't win her. >> stephanie: kennedy says michael jordan took her virginity. in a dice game.
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wow. can you lose your virginity that way? >> hal: depends on what kind of dice you're using i suppose. >> stephanie: she was having dinner with michael jordan and russell simmons when michael broke out some dice. said it was time to play something and said if i win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight. she freaked out she was a vismg and imagined that m.j.'s giant -- would eviscerate me from the inside out. she asked to play for tickets instead. he was reminded he was married and she was offered nets tickets. sure he'll fillet my vag like a sea bass but as soon as i want basketball tickets he's a promise keeper. wow. [ applause ] >> hal: glad we cleared that up. i've been worrying about that all day. egypt what?
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>> stephanie: greg in chicago. you're on with hal. hi greg. >> caller: nobody's given me a reason why trayvon martin is allowed to jump on top of a guy who is half his size and pound his head against the sidewalk. following a guy is not a reason. >> stephanie: half his size? >> he was following him with a gun. >> he didn't know he had the gun. >> the gun was concealed. >> hal: says who? >> said the trial. >> hal: according to who? according to the guy who is alive. according to the guy who is alive, a 17-year-old kid with a soda and some skittles jumped out of a bush said why are you following, me, homey. punched him in the nose and said you're going to die tonight and started banging his head against the floor. this is a guy who took mma three days a week, three hours a day and -- >> caller: why didn't he shoot him there? >> if he had a gun out why didn't he shoot him there? >> stephanie: how do you know when did he? >> caller: that's what i said. you're saying he had the gun
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out. >> stephanie: we don't know. >> caller: there you go. >> hal: you're taking his word for it. and you're also saying it is perfectly fine that any person who is walking around unarmed just has to kind of acquiesce to death if someone approaches them with a gun. >> stephanie: greg this whole thing can be summed up in the 911 call when they said are you following him? and he said yes. we don't need you to do that, sir. why was he following him? >> caller: that gives you the right to jump on me and start pounding my head on the ground. >> stephanie: you're stalking someone with a gun. and you're calling him -- >> stand your ground. why wasn't trayvon standing his ground? how does that not apply? >> all he had to do was excuse me, why are you following me and stuff like that. then zimmerman said i'm a guard. >> stephanie: he's not a guard. >> hal: you're painting this picture because of how you want it to turn out. >> caller: i've been in the picture.
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>> hal: no, you haven't. >> caller: similar to it. >> hal: that's not the same thing. that's ridiculous. >> caller: chicago cop. if he pulls you off of a guy and as you're bouncing his head. he doesn't give a damn. he better have a good reason why he started bouncing his head against the ground. >> he wasn't even a cop. >> hal: you're take your story, your past trauma and you're conflating it with the situation. >> stephanie: exactly. we're out of time. we won't be able to hear that maybe he shot an unarmed kid carrying candy. but he said he was in a similar situation. he's obviously alive and calling. all right. awesome. happy 4th of july, everybody. see you on monday.
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it's noon eastern. here's what's current. you're looking live now -- we don't have that shot but we do have pictures from tahrir square in cairo. there you go. which is a military deadline for president morsi to step down has passed. reuters reporting egyptian troops have used armored vehicles to take over state tv studios in central cairo. egypt's general took control of the state's main newspaper last night. according to the army's official facebook page, general command is meeting with national, political and religious and youth leaders and will make a statement to the masses shortly. meanwhile, president morsi remaining defiant and refusing to step down and at the same time, now calling for a national dialogue to end this process. in a statement posted online, he asked the military not
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