>> stephanie: all right tv land. hump days with hal sparks today. jacki schechner and i started our discussion about anthony weiner on the phone yesterday on my way back from cnn. oh, my god can you believe him? >> i have an opinion or four. >> stephanie: go. >> do we have time to do it later? >> stephanie: let's do it at the top of the hour. >> not enough time to do this. >> stephanie: i pointed out on cnn the language he used. this very public thing happened to us. >> no. >> stephanie: no, kimosabi.

this thing just happened to us. >> why do they have to bring the wives up? >> that's part of the larger conversation. >> yes, it is. >> stephanie: everybody gather around! first of all let's do some news with jacki schechner in the current news center. >> good morning, everybody. president obama is traveling to illinois today for the first of three speeches on the economy that he is set to give over the next couple of days. first up is knox college where the president spoke back in 2005 when he still was in the senate. today's remarks won't feature any new initiatives as lawmakers head back home to convene with constituents. the government is going to hit the debt ceiling once again and the new fiscal year starts october 1st. president obama hoping he can generate enough public support and momentum to push past republican obstruction. back in washington, the house is scheduled to vote on an amendment that would stop the nsa fromution the patriot act to collect records of people not under investigation.

name for its sponsor michigan republican representative justin amash, the amash amendment is under consideration as part of the overall debate on the defense appropriations subcommittee bill. the president has issued a statement asking house members to reject the amendment calling it a blunt approach that would hastily dismant alkey counter-terrorism tool and not the results of an informed, open or deliberative process. the house considering amendments today that would limit military aid to egypt and to syria. and speaking of the nsa russia says edward snowden is going to be allowed to leave the moscow airport. the nation's federal migration services has reportedly issued an official pass which means that the nsa leaker can lead the transit area where he has been holed up since june 23rd. also reporting that snowden is going to get new clothes. this is all according to a russian source. we're back with more show and more conversation about anthony weiner, i'm sure, after the

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♪ it's a beautiful day ♪ ♪ don't let it get away ♪ >> stephanie: okay. it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. turn it up, rush. i know rush linses to the show. -- i know rush listens to the show. >> stephanie miller who is a babe, by the way. >> stephanie: i was listening to rush yesterday and first of all, remember the royal baby yesterday? i don't know who it was. it was you or you or jacki that

said i thought we didn't -- there was a war a few years ago so we don't have to care anymore. he said the exact same line. i thought we had this war so we don't have to care about this anymore. >> used to be just the daily show he was stealing from. >> that was my line. >> yes, it was. >> stephanie: he goes into a whole rant about -- certain liberal broadcasters, lie say their name, they doesn't deserve for me to say their name. >> stephanie miller who is a babe on some days. she knows what i mean. >> stephanie: then he talked about -- there is literally this derangement syndrome that they disbelieve -- believe that george zimmerman rescued -- we did a whole comedy bit. i wonder what liberal broadcaster it could be. it was a joke! [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] [ applause ] he did a whole serious thing. that whole shtick we did at the top of the show. chris, of course we made

newsbusters. it would have been mean if they didn't cover it. we moked them with a sharp stick all day yesterday. how many times can i say did you get that, newsbusters? as it turns out, they did! [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] zimmerman derangement for lefties. they hopefully provide a transcript. you know it makes me want to do wow, our show is really funny. i don't normally listen to you when you're here but it is good to see -- i appreciate you. oh, that was good. >> oh, that was funny. >> i missed that somehow. >> stephanie: could i have some comedy -- >> sure. >> stephanie: i don't remember all of the details of this. let's see. oh, well anyway, they start with newsbusters says bad stretch for liberals got worse because george zimmerman decided he needed to get out of a vehicle. then this time, zimmerman rescued a family. [ whatever! ] >> all he did was call 911. that's all did he. >> stephanie: right.

>> after someone else had already called 911. >> this from stephanie miller and three of her favorite coke catchers. >> three? >> john fuglesang was on yesterday. >> stephanie: another one. none of y'all have ever caught my coat. >> who wears a coat in l.a.? >> you don't wear a coat. >> stephanie: miller this just in. apparently george zimmerman saved baby jessica from the well. chris, oh, good for him. >> i forgot that story. jim ward, good for him. well, well well. he spun back in time and unexploded the hindenburg. >> what a guy. that's just the kind of guy he is. he's just splendid. >> in the mark o'meara voice. >> wonderful guy. >> stephanie: the rest of this transcript is provided at newsbusters. >> then there are comments. listener comments. >> stephanie: i haven't delved all the way. >> i'm guessing the "n" word

showed up. >> stephanie: they're always so witty, those comments in the comment section at newsbusters. those must be some professional comedy writers. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] [mumbling] >> stephanie: like that. our good friend, jacki schechner. jacki schechner is here. we have weiner to talk about. ♪ it's schechner again ♪ >> stephanie: hello, jacki schechner, good morning. >> good morning. nothing like a little weiner to start off the morning. >> stephanie: a little bit. >> from vienna. >> stephanie: can we talk as girls for a minute? oh, my god. really? it was so funny. i got called into cnn early. i was like what happened? because last time, i defended him. you're like oh you know.

what do you call it? everybody deserves a blah, blah, blah. i'm like really? >> did you read the text messages? >> stephanie: i did not. you told me something about choke -- never mind. >> besides the sexual stuff, if my husband was saying to another woman i've met the perfect woman in you. you're smart you're sexy, you are crazy. i'm married to somebody else. he would be getting something other than a press conference, i'll tell you that. >> why did you have to bring the wife up? >> stephanie: he sent the girlfriend the "people" magazine story about the great reformed husband and father he is. check this out. what do you think about me being a family man? >> get me! what are you doing later? >> here's my issue with everybody saying oh, he dragged her up. i'm sorry. but she's a grown woman. she can make her own decisions. this is a choice. this is a decision she made. i don't care what choice he makes or what decision she makes but let's not pretend she's not a grown woman with her own free

will. and there's no victim happening here. what he's done to her as her husband, she's allowed to be angry and upset about that and make her own decisions with regard to that but stabbing up there with him and -- but standing up there with him nobody is forcing a grown woman to do anything she doesn't want to do. total lack of respect for that. >> she looked like she was going to throw up. >> well then don't do it. >> stephanie: this was like in real life, you're going really? like after this public shaming and you know, again with the baby? so many elements of it and i was talking about -- at the top of the hour, the language he used. oh we had this very public thing happen to us. it's like wait a minute, kimosabi. we? you did a really public thing and humiliated your wife again. >> also, in his previous mea culpa, he said there's going to be more stuff that comes out. in this one i told you there would be more stuff that would

come out. but all that happened after the previous press conference. >> stephanie: like a serial killer telling you i told you there would be more bodies. >> he hasn't learned a lesson. there's two problems with this. one is that anybody calling her brave and strong is totally misguided there. is nothing brave and strong by. >> allowing someone to repeatedly disrespect you. i don't think that makes you brave or strong. >> stephanie: i pointed out on cnn last night as a childless loser myself, perhaps i can't judge. the first time she made the choice, she has a baby on the way. okay. i can't stand in her shoes and make that choice for her. now, it just seems like oh my god. >> it is not even that. make the choice you want to make but stop calling her brave and strong for allowing a man to repeatedly disrespect you. that doesn't make you brave or strong. the other part is i know a lot of media people in new york and d.c. know her and like her personally. and lot of them are making excuses for her and lot of them are saying things like it is unfair what he's doing to her

and it is unfair he's forcing her -- like they refuse to say she's taking responsibility for her own choices. and i find that, you know, inherently disrespectful to her as a woman and to all woman to assume we can't make our own decisions. >> stephanie: pop psychology drives me crazy. she works with hillary and hillary taught her, this is the template. you don't know personal aspects of everybody's personal life, you know what i mean, jacki. >> i think the media who know her personally are more inclined -- it is almost like they don't want to believe she would be this much of a pushover and allow herself to be walked on in this way because if you read the messages -- it is so disrespectful and it is so thoughtless and it is not just cheating. cheating is one thing yes. that's a whole other conversation but you're actively having this sexual conversation with somebody that is just outwardly disrespecting your wife and you're in the public eye. >> stephanie: jacki obviously last time, there was no evidence he actually touched anybody.

did he have an affair with this woman? >> no. there was no contact. apparently they talked on the phone. there wasn't any actual -- >> stephanie: because last time, i thought he's guilty of being in eighth grade. i thought it was weird from the beginning, the whole like what are you doing? you're not actually having a physical affair but you're sending pictures of yourself? it seemed weird to me. >> it is disrespectful period. it is a disrespect to their marriage. it is a disrespect to her as a woman. it is a disrespect to their child. it is a disrespect to the people who have put some faith in him as a political figure. he's just a scumbag i'm sorry. i can't forgive -- >> stephanie: certainly goes to his judgment. in terms of the fact that he's staying in the race is almost the most incredible part of it. how can you not look at this and go this guy needs help. he needs some more help. intensive therapy. not in political office. how would you ever trust his judgment? >> exactly. it is a narcissism, really at

the highest level in terms of not appreciating his responsible for his own actions and thinking somehow he's above any sort of culpability for this behavior and you know, i'm disgusted. >> stephanie: i loved him politically. he was great. >> did i too. i thought he was great. >> stephanie: he was a fighter, i liked that about him. that's the hardest thing is i think we all were willing to cut him a break the last time. go okay, he didn't really have an affair. bad behavior. again, when you buy the whole hedemption story now we feel like idiots, right? >> yeah. look i have a real problem with these politicians getting back in after some of this behavior. somewhere along the way, we have to stop forgiving men who treat women poorly. >> stephanie: i understand -- >> we normalize the behavior and we continue to reward the behavior the behavior will continue and get worse. i'm just not okay with that.

i think it is a larger conversation about what we allow in modern day marriage or relationships. it is one thing to make a conscious choice to open it up. it is another if you're disrespectful of your partner. >> stephanie: you were sharing some of the actual texts with me. they're somewhat less than let's say feminist. >> yeah, exactly. >> stephanie: i don't care if you want to talk dirty like -- right? >> that's how i feel. in your marital bed or whatever. >> but if you're sexting with a 22-year-old and you're asking to do these dirty -- something that's just incredibly bothersome about all of this. the role of her -- want to talk about her role in all of this, she is complicit. i don't know and i sort of tweeted it out last night when i first heard because i was on a little bit of a tear, die understand how we can judge a woman's strength based on how much disrespect she allows herself to endure. it is just not the way we want to define ourselves as women. i don't appreciate that.

>> stephanie: the excuse oh, well, it was during a tough time in our marriage. oh okay. i see that's how you work through your problems? like that's an excuse. it was a tough time in our marriage. >> base she was mad about the first time? yes! it was a tough time! >> they have not been married that long. if she's not the woman for you then don't get married. i was joking around with a girlfriend of mine who is also single, next time says someone says why are you still single because i've dated enough anthony weiners to know you don't marry those guys. >> stephanie: that's what i was going to say too. the thought left me. yeah, in terms of -- oh, i know, i think it was the "people" article, talk about delusions of grandeur, the whole -- the two political powerhouse coming together. he said well, you know, people thought it was a little like camelot. i'm like no. no now you're jfk?

you know what i mean? the delusions of grandeur that people were like oh, these two powerhouses coming together and it is the second coming of jfk. anyway. >> how about the guy peeking over the cubicle during the press conference. >> i didn't see that. >> stephanie: i didn't see that. oh god. >> it was like home improvement where the neighbor peeks over the fence. yeah everyone's like who is that guy? >> stephanie: hilarious. all right. jacki schechner, good stuff. i needed you to get that out of your system a little bit. >> i know. i feel a little bit purged and cleansed. thank you. >> stephanie: all right. little emotional colon blow. love you. >> love you too. >> stephanie: 19 minutes after the hour. we roll along on "the stephanie miller show." >> it was so funny in my head when i planned it. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."

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>> stephanie miller. ♪ yeah, you know me ♪ >> stephanie miller. ♪ yeah, you know me ♪ >> stephanie: jim doing mark o'meara. zimmerman's attorney. >> just such a wonderful guy. just the kind of guy he is. wonderful. he's just -- except for that one time when he shot the kid. but other than that. >> stephanie: oh, newsbusters -- more of the -- really helpful. the transcript of our show. zimmerman crash rescue induces derangement from radio lefties. miller, join us if you're calling [ bleep ] on this george zimmerman rescue story. this just in regarding the southwest airlines flight breaking. zimmerman steps in and acts as nose gear for the plane and pulled out 300 passengers.

ward right that's the kind of guy he is. miller, he's just awesome. >> ward, he went to the front of plane and jumped down into the wheel well and stopped the plane with his feet. his feet are burned off. >> like fred flintstone with a plane. [ applause ] >> any time you can have a mental picture with fred flintstone. >> they're conservatives. they don't have senses of humor. so they're not going to get things. >> stephanie: how ridiculous is it that jim ward thinks he jumped into the wheel well of the southwest plane. >> why would a moron like that say something so stupid. obviously not what happened. >> stephanie: newsbusters writes isn't it amazing not a single liberal will dare utter this blasphemy. maybe we were wrong about this guy. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: chin scratch. hmm. >> stalking and shooting -- >> stephanie: just as awesome as mark o'meara says he is.

>> he's so awesome. such a wonderful guy. he only shot one kid. what? it's no big deal. it happens. >> stephanie: you're right. the posters, they have -- >> the commenters. >> stephanie: a more rapier wit. killer bees writes maybe next time i'm on jury duty and i discover the defendant a lib i'll vote guilty because according to libs, evidence doesn't matter. go with your feelings. yeah, that was it. there was no evidence that he shot an unarmed teenager dead. no evidence at all. just a feeling i had. [ applause ] whatever. ♪ you are an idiot ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha ♪ >> stephanie: he should try to get his own radio show. >> sure because he'll give any conservative a radio show. >> stephanie: stupid libs. let's go to paul in nevada. welcome. >> caller: hello stephanie and the mooks. i like your hair and beard there, chris.

>> thank you. >> caller: but you know, let us be real. conservatives think that the flintstones is a documentary. >> that's true. with dinosaurs. >> with all due respect to jacki and some of the other commentators, anthony weiner never touched any of these women. and i would say by comparison to say john vitter and -- >> stephanie: david vitter. >> caller: and mark sanford -- he showed a lot of restraint. it is creepy what he did okay. but for us to ignore -- >> stephanie: paul all i'm saying is there are not a lot of women who -- who would care about that distinction if they were married to him. >> caller: well, okay. but it is not your life and it is not your choice. his wife knew about it and she's working with the guy. to get over this creepy addiction that he has. okay?

let's -- it is the equivalent of watching porn. are we now going to start throwing people out of office because they watch porn. >> stephanie: i disagree. it is not the equivalent of watching porn. this is engaging with a real person in the real world who is not your wife. >> caller: she agreed to do it. she was complicit. >> who? abedin? >> caller: it is creepy behavior but to ignore anthony wiener and let a john vitter and these other -- whatever his name is. >> stephanie: david vitter. >> caller: to get off and be a part of the legislative body, be they governors or senators or congressmen -- >> stephanie: no, i agree. i think people on the left, we obviously hold people to a higher standard. i think you're right. republicans -- they defended them. >> absolutely. including the whole creepy diaper thing. >> stephanie: yeah, he got off again and again and again and paid for it. diaper boy.

>> stephanie: michelle in baltimore. that's why i could never be in the senate. i would slip. senator diaper boy i'm sorry. michelle. >> caller: i have to follow diaper boy? oh, geez! okay. first off hello jim chris steph, the only girl i would ever go gay for. i have a couple of things, try to be quick and tie it altogether. one, you and i are usually on the same page but i just want to point out hillary stood by bill, lord knows there was jennifer flowers, there had to be a lot of women that he was playing games with. >> stephanie: michelle, we're hitting a hard break here. it is a good point. once again he's no bill clinton. i know bill clinton. i've worked with bill clinton. bill clinton was in the middle of being a really good president. i just think -- >> anthony weiner was a good congressman. >> stephanie: we'll talk to michelle after the break here on "the stephanie miller show."

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>> you're a scrappy little misfit just like me. >> stephanie miller. >> stephanie: howdy. it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 3 had minutes aver the hour. -- 34 minutes after the hour. we were in mid conversation with michelle in baltimore. you raise a good point about how the clintons -- and you know, people are saying oh well, she worked with hillary. i guess that's her template. you know, i don't know. i guess chris is saying you're right in the sense he was a good congressman. bill clinton is a good

president. why is it different right? >> caller: actually, that's the tip of the iceberg. this is going to be kind of weird but i'm tying it all to our lack of true source of media in this country at this point. all we have is corporate sponsored media. the zimmerman trial went to -- went into -- went to the jury. i turned on abc flipped over to cbs and then flipped over to entertainment tonight. the opening story on all three networks was the zimmerman trial. while that's all going on, a farm bill was passed that totally gutted what is devastating to people of color poor people. tie in the whole snowden thing to this, too.

these whistle-blowers the reason we have these people coming out and doing these things, we no longer have a trust worthy media system. we don't have walter cronkite to turn on and feel like we're not being played. entertainment tonight is telling me the same thing abc news is telling me, where am i going to go other than you? >> stephanie: i made that point the other night. it is hard to imagine walter cronkite tweeting a naked picture of himself like geraldo did. >> caller: i'm blind. >> stephanie: here is my junk. and that's the way it is. >> john chancellor's junk. >> stephanie: that's the way it is. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] 70 is the new 50. by the way here's huntley here's brinkley. sue in rockville you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> don't need to see huntley's

huevos. >> stephanie: twig and berries. >> caller: i just want to follow up on the last thing that caller said because on cnn two days ago, they said this one guy was talking about how the til is now -- the dildo is now extinct. that's a whole other story. listen mister rogers, the late, great mister rogers used to say some people are fancy on the inside and some people are fancy on the outside. everybody is fancy you're body's fancy so is mine. what is this obsession with men thinking people want to see their junk? geraldo says no, 70 is the new 50. nobody wants to see a 50-year-old person's junk. the only naked texting i want to see is bar babies. when my daughter sends the 2 and a half and a half on the beach playing naked that's okay.

>> stephanie: how come naked babies are cute and then you hit a certain age and it is not cute anymore. >> caller: it is not offending anyone. the other thing the michelle -- it is true, weiner didn't actually commit adultery but what he's doing sexting, the koch brothers -- we're all getting screwed by these corporations. >> stephanie: she's in a state this morning. that plucky little sue in rockville. >> i love it when she's in a state. >> he should change his last name to shlontz. >> stephanie: like dig army used to do. >> schnitzel coast guard. >> my wife and i are moving forward together. to some degree with 49 days left until primary day perhaps i'm surprised more things didn't come out sooner. i'm responsible for this behavior that led us to be in this place. but in many ways, things are not

that much different than they were yesterday. >> yeah, they kind of are. >> stephanie: you did it again. and where is the timeline? >> oops, i did it again. >> stephanie: he, blah, blah, blah. undisclosed and inappropriate photos to a woman during the summer of 2012, a year after he publicly resigned from congress and you remember that. press conference. okay. >> that's the part i have the problem with and that's the part that tells me he should not be mayor of new york city. >> stephanie: things aren't a whole lot different. yeah, they are. >> stephanie: abedin, his wife. >> when we faced this publicly two years ago, it was the beginning of a time in our marriage, it was very difficult. and it took us a very long time to get through it. our marriage, like many others, has hits ups and its downs. it took a lot of work and a whole lot of therapy to get to a

place where i could forgive anthony. >> stephanie: people sometimes say about people in therapy, i don't think it's taking. like rehab does not take to lindsay lohan very well. >> or amanda bynes. >> she's really on the crazy train. >> stephanie: yeah. well, i'm just going to guess and again unmarried loser but my point is -- >> you've been in relationships though. >> stephanie: when she says this is a very difficult time. i'm guessing it was distinctly unhelpful that he was still sexting other women during the "difficult," i'm guessing that was a down on the ups and downs which i would have found it distinctly unhelpful. >> when you start sexting four days before a "people" magazine expose on your sexting -- that's a problem. >> stephanie: right. use that as a p.r. piece to send to your girlfriend that you're sexting. >> stephanie: check out me and the wife and the baby. hot. >> he's problems making correct

decisions. >> stephanie: ya think? a little judgment? let's go to dave in minneapolis. welcome. >> caller: good morning, mama. >> caller: chris' comment is right spot on. his decisions are being run through a filter that has everything to do with himself his own narcissism and whatever his need is for getting some sort of attention from a 22-year-old. the other point of this is what if he said to his wife, look, i don't find you all that attractive so i'm going to send text messages to this other woman who is 22 years old because i get off on that. what do you think of that? >> stephanie: frying pan. what do you think of that? >> caller: isn't that essentially what he's done. he's done it. >> stephanie: bit way a woman like any sentence -- likes any sentence that starts with i don't find you that attractive.

>> anything after that, you feel a pain on the side of your head. >> ow. >> caller: you wake up going why do i have a bandage? >> stephanie: it is like starting a sentence yes, do you look fat in that dress. >> caller: this is a done deal. we're talking about a narcissist. narcissism is extremely difficult to treat. you've got to be on top of it all the time. his wife, you know, god bless her. she's doing -- stand by your man. really nicely. but this guy is -- at this point, he's addicted to his behave and that's all there is to it. he just wants to continue to do this. look at how much risk he was going to assume by continuing to do this behavior. and the other thing is sue in rockville, hey i'm 58. i look in the mirror, i'm glad i see my junk. >> stephanie: nicely done. good for you sir. good for still being able to view your junk. important. [ applause ] okay. huma again, anthony weiner's

wife. >> anthony has made some horrible mistakes. both before he resigned from congress and after. but i do very strongly believe that it is between us and our marriage. >> no, it kind of has to do with his decision-making skills and he's going to have to make a lot of important decisions as mayor of new york city. >> stephanie: you know what? he could be a great mayor. but you can't expect that this is not going to affect people's view of your judgment. >> stephanie: i don't know. people say oh, is it personal? there's private and there's public. but that's some pretty horrible decision making and we've all made horrible personal decisions. >> you know what? bill clinton stopped once he got caught red-handed. anthony weiner did not. i think that is a -- >> stephanie: i'm sure people would speculate on that. did he stop or not get caught anymore? who knows. let's go to jerry in california. hi jerry welcome.

>> caller: hello, people. >> stephanie: hello. >> caller: the thing is the democrats have had a long history of overlooking sexual -- >> stephanie: and no republicans do at all. >> caller: of course they do. but you guys give them excuses. >> stephanie: does it sound like we're making excuses for anthony weiner? >> i don't think anybody is making excuses for huma abedin. >> she's a doormat. just like hillary clinton. it is all about the power. >> stephanie: like mrs. david vitter. >> caller: all of those women, they just cling to the power. >> are you only calling democrats to task? >> because the democrats always -- see that you're superior to everyone else. >> david vitter is still in office. anthony weiner resigned because democrats asked him to. >> how about bob dylan? >> stephanie: we could do this

all day. what about mark sanford? he's back in office. how is this a partisan thing? >> caller: it is partisan because, like i said, the democrats always seem to have -- >> stephanie: no. are you listening to a different radio show? >> you're not listening to it. >> never mind. yeah, forget it. >> stephanie: is there a parallel universe whereby whatever that first section of our show, he heard something entirely different? >> he was told by a web site to call in and -- >> stephanie: that we've been beating up on weiner. improving his -- >> how come you always give him excuses. did you listen to the show? >> stephanie: it is completely the opposite as you pointed out. democrats that ask -- you know, didn't stand -- that's the problem. you're like wait a minute. they always stand behind these republicans. that's the difference. okay. all right. good luck with whatever show you're hearing. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: for a good time, call now.

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♪ let's talk about sex, baby ♪ ♪ let's talk about you and me ♪ let's talk about all the good things, and the bad things that may be ♪ ♪ let's talk about sex ♪ >> stephanie: welcome back to weiner talk. 50 minutes after the hour. we're getting distracted by cute animals here and there but mostly weiner talk. what do you have there? >> kitty cat lying in the backseat of the car. it says not for everyone. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ]

a cow. a little tiny panda cow. >> stephanie: i'm obsessed with miniature animals. i want to have a farm with miniature animals some day including cuddles. john, a farmer. he's been breeding men sure cows for seven years hoping to re-create a panda cow. there are panda cows. and his name is peanut. little peanut. peanut never strays far from his mom, midget. >> that's a little pc. >> what are you looking at? hey! >> stephanie: oh, my god, i would have a party. grand opening of my mini animal farm with mini -- >> mini brontosaurus. >> mini t-rex. >> stephanie: peanut!

♪ ♪ you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy ♪ >> stephanie: okay. let's go to terry in massachusetts. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi terry. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hello. >> caller: i'm sick of democrats constantly apologizing. the republicans set a bar really high and the democrats just try their damnedest to jump over it. it is like barney frank having to apologize for being gay. what weiner was doing is harmless fun. >> stephanie: wait a minute. you're comparing that behavior to being gay? >> caller: i'm saying -- no, i'm saying everyone else is. what he's doing -- >> stephanie: it is harmless fun? >> caller: it seems like it is mutual with the people he's doing it with. >> not when you break the trust you have between you and your wife. >> caller: i'm not sure if that

happened. she mate have caved because she's expected to. >> stephanie: you think it was harmless fun for his wife? >> caller: i have no idea what their relationship is like. i think they were forced into a corner where they had to say okay, we did something bad. you know, i wouldn't know how to text to save my life. i'm 64 years old. i'm confused by the whole thing. but it seems to me, it is just -- it is not as bad as harassing your intern with fantasies about loofah and showers. it is not as bad as dick cheney blowing away 80 game birds in a single afternoon. >> lawyer friend of yourself. >> stephanie: there is that. >> who apology ielszed for getting his face in the way. of course, there are different variations of wrong just like in anything but i doubt it was harmless fun for his wife. i doubt that the behind the scenes conversations were -- that was really fun honey.

i really enjoyed that sext. okay. curtis in las vegas. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi curtis. >> caller: hey, how you doing? i live in vegas but i've got family who lives in new york. i talked to my uncle and asked him what he thought about weiner. he said he would vote for him. the last caller stole my thunder. he's right on point. i think the liberals, you know, first of all, to be honest with you, weiner shouldn't have resigned the first time. only reason why he -- to reid and all of the senior democrats you know, came out and said hey that's the right thing to do. at that point in time, they had two sitting congressmen who paid for hookers on the republican side. but there was nothing said about that. like that last caller said, i don't really care -- you know what? anthony weiner's wife looked like she was fine with it. she's a hillary clinton protege. if she's upset with him, she'll

leave. i think anthony weiner is one of the best politicians. i love the guy. i loved it when he went on fox news and useded to go -- >> stephanie: i love that part too. >> caller: it got to the point where they didn't want him on there anymore. >> he was too good for them. >> their talking points, he came at them with facts. i'm a little disappointed you guys talking about well, you know, hey, i don't -- if people in new york want the guy -- >> stephanie: curtis, don't you think some things are not -- you can't help they're not partisan. we all i think express personal feelings about it. maybe it has to do with everybody has their own personal issues or how they would feel if somebody someone did that to them. >> i agree with you 100%. i listen to you all the time. i think you're a great talk show host and everything else. i agree with you 99% of the

time. i'm sure even if anthony came there, you would support him. >> stephanie: i have said many times i loved anthony weiner politically but i would not be being honest if i defended him. that's what we're saying is i think there is a different bar. i think republicans always stand behind these guys. i'm personally repelled by this behavior. >> caller: i want him to become mayor because once he becomes mayor of new york, he will be back on the national stage and now you'll have to deal with him because now he will be in the national limelight again. i think he could have ran for president four or five years ago. >> stephanie: curtis, isn't it also again not partisan but just a judgment thing? and i get the difference people are saying, he didn't have actual affairs like hookers like vitter but i'm saying using social media doesn't that to someone's judgment? >> caller: i agree with that. but i'm upset with liberals.

i watch fox news to hear what the other side said. they did a show about weiner and not once did they mention anything about sanford who left and lied to the state took public funds state equipment and went there. >> stephanie: i said the same thing. right. i said the same thing about him. it went to his judgment. >> caller: anthony weiner, as far as we know, didn't commit adultery. he's sexting that's what gets him off then so be it. i think he's a hell of a politician. he sticks up for the middle class. he's one of the best things we had going as a liberal. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: i want the guy to get back in office. i wish more liberals would come to his defense. like i said, you didn't hear anything when that -- the 30 senators, primarily republicans who she was servicing once a month. >> stephanie: curtis, i hear

ya. your point is valid. there will be some people who feel that way. >> ultimately, it is up to the people of the city of new york whether they want him as mayor or not. >> stephanie: debi in florida. >> caller: hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i find it interesting some of your male callers think it is okay that anthony wiener to expose himself. >> stephanie: there may be more of a gender than a political thing here. >> caller: yes, mark sanford he hiked the appalachian trail and did he the wrong thing. it is different to have an affair which may be private than your -- you're a public figure and exposing yourself. that shows poor judgment. >> stephanie: right. and on a personal side, maybe it is a gender thing guys being jerks with their wives and humiliating them publicly. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: all right. hour number two. current tv land. hal sparks on his way in for hour number three for hump days with hal. jacki, now we've gotten quite a rousing discussion going. >> i have an idea. for those people still defending anthony weiner as a good public servant, go to dirty.com and read the text messages. just read them. if it doesn't give you an ick fact object and make you seriously reconsider whether you want this man serving you as a public -- when you put it out there on line or social media

and are corresponding with somebody in that capacity and you're a public figure and you know it can be made public -- >> stephanie: that was the point i made. is the judgment of doing something like this. >> go read it. tell me it doesn't make you feel a little icky. >> stephanie: i get it about there being a double standard. i do think -- we're seeing a gender divide more than a partisan divide here. >> that's a conversation we're having too i'm sure. right? because it speaks to a larger problem we have. >> stephanie: exactly. here she is with no problems whatsoever, jacki schechner perfect in any way. >> sorry. it gets me fired up. >> a united nations team is in damascus today assigned to investigating allegations that someone is using chemical weapons in syria's civil war. the rebels and the u.s. believe it is president bashar al-assad and his regime. the regime is blaming the op sis and the -- the opposition and the rebels. the u.s. team is there by government invitation but only being asked to investigate one particular incident. that would be one on march 19th. an attack on one northern village in which both sides are

accusing the other of using chemical weapons. the u.s. and the u.n. looking for permission to investigate all possible incidents. even though we haven't officially delivered aid to the syrian rebels as of yet the white house is convinced it should and will happen. >> assad will now go down in history as one of the worst tyrants of his era. >> in other news, trayvon martin's father, tracy martin will be on capitol hill today to speak at the inaugural hearing of the congressional caucus on black men and boys. illinois representative danny davis and d.c. delegate eleanor holmes norton are chairing the caucus which is taking a closer look at the experience black men in the united states. martin is scheduled to give the opening remarks at today's hearing and it is the first time to the hill for him since a jury found george zimmerman not guilty of murdering his unarmed 17-year-old son. martin spoke before congress last year during house panel on racial profiling and hate crimes.

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>> yes! >> only on current tv. ♪ it's a beautiful day ♪ ♪ don't let it get away ♪ >> unless you're huma abedin. >> stephanie: everybody get off dirty.com. i keep getting an error message. i think too many people took jacki's suggestion to go to dirty.com and read the text messages to see if that's someone you want in office. >> what kills me is his --

>> stephanie: carlos danger. [ whatever! ] >> stephanie: another picture of his -- it is pixelated. >> pixelated weiner. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. >> i'm glad geraldo wore a towel. >> stephanie: why do guys think we want to see their junk? [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] for instance, another subway sandwich artist who has put his penis on bread and posted a picture on instagram. really people? come on. >> you don't think you'll be found out when you do that? >> stephanie: oh, boy. rather than following in the footsteps. remember the taco liquor? that guy? two subway employees have now decided to outgross their predecessor. one of the faux -- photos shows -- allegedly frozen. >> i just think i'm gonna burst!

>> stephanie: really people? come on. >> so that's jared's secret! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: all right. oh boy. hey, this just in. congress sets a new record for being hated. new nbc news "wall street journal" poll finds in addition to setting new milestones for futility, congress is more hated than it has ever been said 83% of respondents, they would rather have a penis subway sandwich than talk to someone in congress. no, that's not what it says. disapprove of the congress, the job congress is doing. the highest number for that since the poll began. again, not to be partisan but look at the things democrats are for. huge majority of the people are for those things. it is the republicans that are stopping anything from getting done. you figure out -- who's who. okay. hey, speak of polls. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] no wonder! clearly, i'm a race traitor. huge racial divide on the george

ghimmerman verdict. reaction to the acquittal of george zimmerman very drastically along racial lines. clearly race traitors like me. in overwhelming numbers in the majority of whites supporting it according to a new poll because well, i say that because -- ♪ ♪ you're a race traitor stephanie ♪ ♪ trip over the harmless gay ♪ ♪ race traitor ♪ ♪ race traitor ♪ ♪ it's amazing what they'll do ♪ ♪ race traitor ♪ ♪ race traitor ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: i was a little surprised at this. 86% of african-americans disaprive of the not guilty

verdict. only 96 approving. 51% of whites approve. 31% disapproved. reactions split across party lines. 22% of democrats approve of the verdict. while 65% of republicans approve of the verdict. let's see, blah, blah, blah, 81% of african-americans think zimmerman should be charged with violating martin's civil rights. what is going on? wake up, white people! join me in my race traitor. really? this case could not be more clear-cut. jim has said it before. it is like a ridiculous law. it is a kill your only witness law. not only did george zimmerman make no effort to flee a dangerous situation he created the dangerous situation. >> eric holder said you do have -- the right to stand your ground assuming you have no means of escape. >> but when you do, you're

required to retreat. >> stephanie: right. one said the only person that would that could qualify as a witness is rachel and she's the one who said what happened. he said a creepy guy is following me. she said run! and yet for some reason, everybody bought zimmerman's version of what happened. anyway. okay. some of the music industry's biggest acts are joining stevie wonder in boycotting florida over the stand-your-ground law. artists include rod stewart madonna, usher justin timberlake jay-z kanye west and alicia keys. i'm not generally a fan of boycotts. thank you for ruining for everybody in radio. >> i'm guessing ted nugent wasn't on the list. >> stephanie: no. but you know, i think this is a really important issue. it is a life or death issue. there will be a lot more trayvons. i say good for them for taking

the stand. it will bring a lot more visibility to the issue. >> disneyland is better than disney world. >> absolutely true. >> stephanie: come to disneyland. [ ♪ hypnotic ♪ ] come to california. >> we have better more detailed rides here. >> stephanie: sheryl in mobile, alabama, on anthony weiner. not technically on him. >> caller: hello. >> stephanie: hello, sheryl. hi, go ahead. >> caller: oh, look, i am just completely confused about why everybody is so upset over this. because when you say he continued afterwards, so did bill clinton. bill clinton was in the oval office and got his -- >> stephanie: i know. i remember. >> caller: okay. well my whole point is you say bill clinton -- your reason is that bill clinton was supposed to be this fantastic president. bill clinton is the one who repealed glass-steagall. bill clinton brought about

nafta. bill clinton got the ball rolling to where we are today in terms of our financial situation. >> stephanie: he deregulated my business and ruined it. i'm not saying bill clinton didn't do bad things, too. i thought generally he was a good president. >> one of the best republican presidents we've had. >> stephanie: that's what people used to say a lot. yeah. again, every situation is somewhat different. of course, there's parallels but the other thing is i always thought we got where we got by investigating his private life. like this whole whitewater, how did we get -- it was one taxpayer funded investigation after another and i didn't think they should have been investigating his private life in the first place. so anyway. okay. leon in north carolina. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello, leon. >> caller: i appreciate you taking my call. first off, i don't know how you get a national conversation about somebody's junk. there's more important things -- >> stephanie: by somebody putting their junk -- in public

media. >> caller: yes. but it's not national news. if you want that kind of stuff you go to fox who where facts don't count. but -- >> stephanie: the fact is he put his sha lonts on the social media. >> caller: he tweeted. how many people do that a day that aren't named weiner and they're not on the national news. the simple facts are there's more important -- >> stephanie: of course there is. but i think that -- i guess my point is just -- you said chris this is going to be for the voters to decide. maybe the voters of new york will decide that -- i read somebody saying that today actually even on the dirty.com they still think he will get elected. >> a lot of people think that. of. >> stephanie: maybe as you say, the voters will decide it doesn't go to his judgment. >> he should change his name to schmechel. >> stephanie: that would make things better. hello, mike in ohio.

christa in pennsylvania. hi christa welcome. >> caller: hi, guys, good morning. >> stephanie: good morning. >> caller: two quick things. i woke up this morning with an awful hangnail. i didn't know what i was going to do then my doorbell rang and george zimmermann was there with some clippers. >> stephanie: he's so awesome. >> caller: he's a killer douche. i kind of echo the sentiment of every person who is pro weiner, that sounds crazy right now. i believe he -- although fox and other outlets are touching him a little bit they're not sounding the drum as loudly as you would expect because they know if they do that, then maybe we'll look up and say wait a minute. they want him to lose. i don't want him to lose because i think he's an effective politician barring all of this other nonsense. does the man need help? absolutely! but is he a great politician? absolutely!

>> stephanie: i hear you. let's go to deb in california. hi deb welcome. >> caller: i've missed you. i've been away in the morning. >> stephanie: how dare you. >> caller: i listen to the tape later and i want to call and it is like 9:00 p.m. good luck! anyway, the reason i'm calling is because i it is like i agree with the people that are all angry about him having a problem. but my problem as an astrological pisces woman i'm split because he is such a good politician. he was a bulldog for us. it is amazing that anyone would want to be a politician in this day and age, that would want to go out and fight against these idiots. i mean the people on the right. one other aside to note is that we democrats have to remember our sense of tolerance. when i was a musician for 25

years, one of the things i really hated and please forgive me but one of the reasons i stopped drinking booze was because the people that were representing me were drunk all the time. and the people that were negotiating for my contracts and things were always bombed at the party and then they would have their business meeting after they were all bombed. so as much as -- >> stephanie: your point is they drummed you right out of hollywood, right? >> stephanie miller. >> of -- they drummed you right out of hollywood. broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. >> caller: i love you! i love you. >> stephanie: i love you. all right. and that cackle. all right. 17 minutes after the hour. >> i don't think she gave up cigarettes. >> stephanie: something tells me. right back on "the stephanie miller show." because they feel like they can.

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>> stephanie: yesterday was national hot dog day. >> the weiner stuff came out on national hot dog day. >> stephanie: i'm reading the text on dirty.com. perfect soundtrack for this. okay. ♪ i know you want it ♪ >> is that the only thing in the video that he wouldn't do? blowing smoke in her face?

>> stephanie: 1-800-steph-12. i'm a little distracted. >> you're kind of getting turned on. [ ♪ hypnotic ♪ ] >> we know you like a little smack on the butt. >> you said that before. >> caller: hey, sexy mama. >> stephanie: hey, mel. >> caller: i got two quickies. okay. [ laughter ] don't follow anthony weiner home. his wife is with him. she knows what he's been doing. she knows what he's been doing. they're still together. they stick together. how did he get the safety off that gun so quick? >> stephanie: zimmerman. two topics. that was somewhat confusing. let's go to caroline in sacramento. hi caroline. >> caller: hi, how you doing? you all make my day. i love your show. i've been missing it because i've been working different

hours. i am a female and i do back him but it is between him and his wife to decide what they want to do. i hope he does get re-elected. him and alan grayson are my best two that i love because they're very outspoken and i love that. we need more of that in office. >> stephanie: we need fighters, you're right. >> caller: we do. >> stephanie: i've loved him politically. i have to say personally, i'm disappointed. >> i am, too. >> disappointed! >> caller: i am, too. >> stephanie: makes her giggly. roberta in philly, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hey, roberta. >> hi, stephanie. i really enjoy your show and the mooks and everything. i just had one thing to say about huma abedin with anthony weiner. i agree with jacki at the beginning of the show where she said she doesn't consider it brave to be constantly disrespected by your husband and still come out in public for him. but in her news conference, she did mention that they were -- it

took a lot of therapy and i would suggest that they're still in therapy together. and she's probably got a better understanding of what his disorder really is because it is a disorder, obviously. and you know, just like any other sickness or illness you wouldn't just leave your spouse. some people do. but she's obviously sticking with him through this because she understands what's going on. although it is disappointing what has happened, it is not surprising to her. so she knows more than we do about it. you know what i mean? >> stephanie: you know i certainly get the argument that private is private. you're right. i said that a lot of times during the clinton thing. you wonder, too this whole discussion roberta, we've had about the nsa and all of this stuff, is a lot of this technology, because you say boy if this technology was out there when lyndon johnson was arrested, you know what i mean. >> didn't lyndon johnson play -- >> stephanie: grab ass with my mom? a little bit.

part of the social media these days. everybody overshares. >> caller: i think so, too. where you might do other things before we had twitter or whatever you might have done other things because you have this disorder to release whatever kind of pent up i don't know neuroses you have. it is a shame because it is the women on the other end who expose it so obviously he's not thinking straight. you know what i mean? especially in a race to do that again. >> stephanie: he's obviously a little cockeyed. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> really? >> stephanie: i meant an optimist. >> was she calling from pennsylvania any chance? >> she was philly. >> she had that chris matthews accent. >> stephanie: howard. >> yes. first, i have to tell you one quick thing. we had a headline in florida to show where we were at last week

that haiti and the dominican republic were in a dispute over chickens. that's a headline in the miami herald. no wonder it is flori-duh. guys finish boycotting the state. more power to stevie wonder. he will play his deposition. that will be the entertainment for florida. >> stephanie: there you go. anthony weiner cannot be an effective -- >> caller: if you make a national joke out of yourself. that's the real travesty. he could have been a great spokesman. second thing is why doesn't anybody bring up david vitter. he was out shagging prostitutes. he's now a respected quote-unquote member of congress. i'll never forget the expression on his wife. nothing compared to weiner. correct me in i'm wrong sent

pictures of his package wearing white jockeys. at least wear low rise briefs with a tiger pattern or something. >> stephanie: we're outraged at different parts of the story. that's okay. it is america. >> texting, you know -- >> stephanie: at least he's not in crocs. [ ♪ battle hymn of republic ♪ ] >> texting a picture of your penis is not illegal. what vitter did paying a prostitute for sex is illegal. that's a major difference. >> stephanie: somebody with a good point cynthia in michigan does not want to hear rudy giuliani say anything about this. >> caller: yesterday, i had to check out what the right-wingers were saying so i'm flipping the dial. i mitt michael medved's show and he went on about how anthony weiner wasn't fit for the job because he has too much -- because it has too much power and responsibility and he couldn't hand it will the way rudy giuliani did. so i laughed outloud in the car

and i'm screaming at the radio like have you completely forgotten he set up another woman in a house and donna hanover had to have a press conference to reveal that they had been together for like a year and then we had 9-11 and everything changed. that whole thing just kind of went away. and nobody cared. >> stephanie: you remember 9-11, he tule got the apartment for bernie carrick so he should cheat on his mistresses with another mistress at the apartment that was supposed to be for 9-11 rescue workers. mayor moral values. i remember him. >> he's despicable in my opinion. >> you're despicable! >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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this show is about analyzing criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal, or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i'm given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. in reality it's not like they actually care. this is purely about political grandstanding. i've worn lots of hats, but i've always kept this going. i've been doing politics now for a dozen years. (vo) he's been called the epic politics man. he's michael shure and his arena is the war room. >> these republicans in congress that think the world ends at the atlantic ocean border and pacific ocean border. the bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. i do a lot of looking at those people as well. not only does senator rubio just somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them right?

nounce stephanie miller. >> i think that this event like any event in life, good or bad calls for a glass of wine. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. all right, the dirty.com the anthony weiner text messages not safe for work. >> oh, really? >> stephanie: oh, dear. well, it is just -- try a little poetry. a little bit. anthony weiner says i'm deeply flawed.

really? >> no bleep sherlock. >> she writes back, we all are. inmadness is genius. he writes back god i want to take from you behind in front of a mirror. >> wow. >> stephanie: she was trying to be deep there. i guess that really turned him on. >> so was he. >> stephanie: i want to feel your [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: all right. >> the fact that he wants to do her in front of a mirror just says to me that he's a narcissist that wants to -- oh, wow. >> stephanie: oh dear god. >> could you move your face out of the way. i'm not seeing enough of me in front of the mirror. >> oh yeah, that's it. >> stephanie: i just love that she thought she was being really deep and romantic. i want to bend you over a sink.

[ buzzer ] really deep. she was doing one of jack kennedy's deep thoughts. he was like -- >> i want to give it to you. >> stephanie: i want to bend you over a koala care changing station. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: hopeless romantic. robert in pasadena, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi robert. >> caller: hey steph, good morning. >> caller: hey, look i take great offense and i'm sure jim ward agrees that the caller who said that what anthony weiner was doing a sickness. i spend only 22 hours a day doing the same thing. i look at it more as a hobby. [ laughter ] >> are you okay over there? do you need the heimlich? [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] >> stephanie: you know who need to have sex? harry reid and mitch

mcconnell. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] harry reid says mcconnell tried to make love to the tea party but it failed. >> oh, that's funny. >> stephanie: the two went at it when mcconnell concerned troll reid by invoking his tombstone and warning him while filibuster reform. reid mocked mcconnell for his new far right prime opponent. he tried to make love to the tea party and they didn't like it. reid says of mcconnell's overture. >> ever made love to by a turtle? you may understand why. >> stephanie: i guess things didn't go well. >> finding true right wing love is a challenge. that's why i created tea party harmony. the only site that has the patented 19 dimensions of douchebagry. what you're certain to find someone just as greedy, xenophobic and narrow-minded as you. >> when i met sam at the firing range, it was just boom. >> we both know that obama was born in hawaii. >> that's not really america. >> i don't like taxes.

>> i'm afraid of brown people. >> tea party. >> i found out he kind of likes that. >> find that one person who will love you passionately for the gun-toting, tea party nut you really are. it all starts with your sociopathic personality profile. right now, review your compatible wing nuts for free at teapartyharmony.com. >> stephanie: okay. sorry. [ applause ] >> anything else that he wants to bend her over? >> stephanie: where is -- no. no. would you let me hold your hair while you [ bleep ] on my [ bleep ] >> while you what on your what. >> stephanie: on those perfect [ bleep ] anywhere you wanted. there is a thing where she says the biggest turn-on was his healthcare rants. >> oh, my god! >> that's a specialized fetish. you're not going to find a lot of people who are into that.

>> stephanie: we'll have to see if that works for jacki schechner. it might work for nurse jacki because she's a healthcare geek. tell me more about the 80/20 policy. >> oh, yeah! >> stephanie: jacki call me! all right. garrett in georgia. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi garrett. >> caller: hi. i was just calling about the mister weiner and how much of an appropriate name. god, i can't believe all of the guys that have called your all show defending him. it's wrong. it's wrong. it's wrong. i guess i'm a gender traitor in that case. >> stephanie: welcome to the race traitor show. i think there is. there's becoming more of a gender divide. jacki schechner. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: that particular part. his healthcare rants were a turn-on for her.

>> nothing like a little medical lust ratio to turn me on. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: as much as this story disgusts you i think that part might be a turn-on for you right? >> healthcare videos. >> nothing like a little congressional healthcare porn. >> stephanie: single payer again. say it. >> show me a chart. >> healthcare.gov. healthcare.gov. healthcare.gov! >> stephanie: see my public options? that would make this option public for you. >> oh, god. >> stephanie: okay, you were right. the actual text messages -- >> i told you! >> stephanie: wow! >> makes you reconsider a little bit. >> stephanie: maybe his real calling is as a hairdresser because he certainly wants to hold her hair a lot. okay. all right.

>> what kind of conditioner do you use? >> oh, jacki! >> stephanie: do you need more protein? thanks jack, love you. go write the news. let's go to j.k. in arizona. hi j.c. >> caller: i love your show. two points to make on weiner. actually three. the first having sex in front of a mirror is amazing. any guy who would deny that is lying to themselves. >> stephanie: what? >> not all guys like sex in front of a mirror. >> caller: okay, you're lying to yourself. i love you guys, too. but secondly, weiner is -- >> stephanie: i do not have to want to have sex in a mirror. the less i see of myself, the better. >> caller: you're gorgeous. i don't know why you wouldn't be. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> caller: weiner has amazing oratory abilities. we need someone to fight. cheating on your wife is a bad thing but it is a private matter. he obviously has some type of

problem, you know, that -- >> stephanie: you enjoyed his oral arguments is what you're saying. >> caller: exactly. he's an amazing guy. like michael -- rendition of the house floor or something like that. an amazing guy. he fights very hard for liberals. >> stephanie: it's true. that's partially true. sometimes more than one thing is true. what's also true is that he -- okay never mind. >> is he what? you can't drop that bomb and run. >> stephanie: i'm not sure there is any part of this i can actually read on my little family radio show. still holding your hair, really obsessed with holding the hair. >> he wants to keep any kind of matter out of her hair. >> stephanie: very loving. hmm. >> chivalrous. >> let's take a break. >> stephanie: jane in oklahoma

hello, jane. >> caller: hi. the last two days, i have been dying laughing. about zimmerman. oh, my gosh, i wanted to tell you i have -- had a cousin who just recently passed away. he had miniature goats. he called me one time and wanted me to look up on the internet for cattle. and so i did. and they're miniature. >> broma bulls. >> caller: i just had to call you. i didn't mean to call you rachel. >> stephanie: she yelled out another liberal talk show host name when she's with me. you slut. >> caller: i'm sorry. anyway, that was the main thing i wanted to tell you about. give you a little head start on your miniature farm. >> stephanie: oh, awesome

thank you. i'm assembling my miniature farm for retirement. >> she's a slut. look at her! >> stephanie: i love you randy. let's go to mark in san diego. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi mark. >> caller: hey, i love all of you guys with a white heart passion. >> stephanie: on anthony weiner sort of way. >> caller: on the anthony weiner thing, you're wrong. you're absolutely wrong. if you're going to hold democrats to a standard, you know, i'm up there with you. what about the standard of actually being democrats. anthony weiner is one of the strongest progressive voice we have. the guy can turn an ortion. frankly, you know, print out the twits for harry reid and take the pictures. if he has that kind of passion.

>> stephanie: i cannot envision harry reid's sex. can you, jim? >> i would rather not. >> oh, god no. >> the thing with weiner, he would want to hold your hair while you're in the middle of an argument. bend you over something. >> but he would hold your hair. >> stephanie: come on, let's do sexting with harry reid next. >> i want to -- i want to -- um -- breathe on you. >> stephanie: with my nose whistle. >> i want to look at you from across the room and think naughty things. i need to loosen my tie. >> there goes any chance we have ever had of having harry reid on the show again. thank you jim. >> stephanie: his glasses slightly askew. oh that was hot. that was something.

okay. >> it really was something. sorry you have to see me this way. >> all hot and bothered. >> stephanie: he probably doesn't even take his clothes off. >> may have to unbutton the top button of my shirt. >> stephanie: 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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no credit card is required. carbonite.com, the offer code is stephanie. for god's sakes, mark o'meara is on tv just when i'm getting turned on by the dirty.com. >> he's a great guy. the family is going to speak and tell the complete truth about how he saved them and how he found the lindbergh baby and -- >> stephanie: found the lindbergh baby. >> get that news busters? >> stephanie: awesome. >> it is awesome. he's just so awesome. i wish i could be that awesome. >> stephanie: speaking of awesome, i'm reading. i swearly get off the dirty.com. damn you, jacki schechner. okay. anthony weiner tweets what are you wearing? much for me to take off? i would hold you by your throat. >> okay. >> stephanie: maybe he should date what's her name, nigella lawson. okay. some people like that.

>> it's a thing. breath control. >> stephanie: i'm wearing a skirt and no panties. >> stephanie: she could go to work for the mayor of san diego. >> easy access for you. okay. >> anthony tweets back, god, i would hit that so hard. beg for mercy. >> wow. >> stephanie: she tweets, i want you to bend me over my desk. then he obviously -- texted her a picture of his schlong. like what you see? very much. i was attracted to you way before all of that happened. he tweets back, i found the perfect woman gorgeous, sexy and like a bit of my crazy. >> and not married to me. >> stephanie: i basically worship the ground you walk on. you're incredible. he tweeted back so you tell me -- so you won't tell me what picture of me you like the most or turned you on the most? only tv. >> he's such a narcissist. >> stephanie: how much do we like ourselves? >> what do you think about me?

enough about me. let's talk about me more. which pictures of me do you like? oh, my god. want to have sex in front of the mirror. that's the most -- >> can you get out of way. i can't see me. >> stephanie: specifically your healthcare rants were a huge turn-on. >> oh, my god! >> >> stephanie: 80/20 80/20 69. okay. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. i need to get off this web site. this is warping my brain. bug ga bug ga bug ga. terry in alabama you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi terry. >> caller: how y'all doin'? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: i figured you would get a kick out of that y'all part since you're on the west coast and i'm from the south. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: okay. i have a difference between the

part for up north and here in alabama. she said they went through therapy to get through the last episode or the previous episode. are they in therapy for the new episode? >> stephanie: oh, the weiner scandal? i see what you're saying. >> i didn't really get any of that. [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] >> stephanie: did you see that san francisco tv station is trying to scrub from the internet all evidence of the newscast where they screwed up the asiana airlines pilots' names? it has been called quite possibly the most embarrassing mistake in tv news history. >> could be. >> stephanie: ktvu over the last week or so has been quietly scrubbing its quote-unquote report on the names of the airline pilots, issuing takedown notices that forced youtube to yank copies of the footage. we can't get it anymore? >> i'm sure we can get it somewhere. >> stephanie: okay. yeah, we're trying to erase -- what the hell is going around

the internet? some behind the scenes thing of our radio show? >> you, me and jim doing preproduction back when we did preproduction. >> stephanie: back when we put work into this. jim was doing a george bush points -- >> stephanie: bar bar. >> i have no gray hair. >> the only person who looks exactly the same is stephanie. >> interesting that. >> stephanie: thank you. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> why is that? hmm. >> i have some of the same parts from then. james in south carolina, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi james. >> caller: hey, steph, how you guys doing? i just want to say i think we keep getting our politics to twisted with this anthony weiner stuff. we don't ask for people's resignation when they filibuster 300 times or they have meetings while the president is getting inaugurated on how they're going

to sabotage the government but oh, boy, you let someone show someone a picture of himself in his drawers oh, boy he has to go. >> stephanie: that's true. >> caller: i would rather have him represent me than that scary reid guy, i'll tell you that much. unless you bend somebody over in front of the bathroom mirror -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: for god's sake, people. i know i started it. >> what did you think of that? >> stephanie: okay. kirby in chattanooga. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello, kirby. >> caller: hey steffi. i've only called you once before. it was about william f. buckley and the happy hooker. however, i'm a little disappointed. why are we so prudish about this. we all got here because our parents wanted to see each other's junk and let's remember, freud. that those form of affirmation is denial. when you deny you want to say something, you want to say it. >> stephanie: all right.

all right. >> of course, freud was a cokehead. >> well, there's that. >> stephanie: okay. can i just say i don't want to do it in front of a mirror with anyone's hands around my throat. >> good to know. >> now we know. >> i'm filing that one way a. >> stephanie: dana in maryland >> good morning. i'm totally cracking up. this is so funny. why can't they ever be good-looking. why do they have to look like weiner and geraldo? why can't like bradley cooper put his junk up? i just think that he -- you know, when he said yesterday that he didn't know -- he knew that these would eventually come out, he's lying. if he knew they would eventually come out i think he would have said so earlier. >> stephanie: then he's like i told you. it is a big deal. i told you there would be more. right back on "the stephanie miller show" with hal sparks.

[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: all right, jacki schechner. no more suggestions for during the show viewing. >> i'm not sure if i should say you're welcome or i'm sorry. >> stephanie: yeah, that was -- wow. wowee. where do you fall on the whole mirror debate? doing it in front of a mirror? >> depends on how narcissistic i'm feeling at any given moment. >> stephanie: i don't know. i don't know. my cellulite. no not like that. okay. different lighting. hang on.

>> if you were heidi klum, you might be inclined to. >> if i had to choose between mirror and video camera, i would go with mirror but that's if i were forced to make a choice. >> stephanie: right. not that that's happened. >> never. no. >> stephanie: but if it has jim would want to know. >> maybe she likes being forced to make a choice. >> oh, jim! [ buzzer ] >> what! >> stephanie: journalistic goddess, jacki schechner in the current news center. >> good morning, everybody. president obama is now on his way to illinois to give a speech on the economy. even though we're not expecting his remarks to introduce any new initiatives, politico suggesting to keep an ear out for how hard he goes after republicans for raising the debt ceiling and government funding and imgreat lakeses and healthcare if at all. the president spoke at knox college back in 2005 when he was still in the senate. and ofa has posted a new video of the president explaining why he's heading back.

>> obama: to argue for expanded strategies that will rebuild a rising thriving middle class by building on the cornerstones of what it means to be middle class in america. a good job. and a good education. a whole of your own. health care when you get sick. and a secure retirement even if you're not rich. >> the senate meanwhile back in d.c. scheduled to work from the student loan rate issue today voting on a bill that would tie rates to the financial markets with some caps to protect students and parents down the line. some democrats argue that the legislation is nothing more than a bait and switch. if it passes, student loan rates now at 6.8% would go down to 3.9% for undergrads. they would go down to 5.4% for graduate students and 6.4% for parents but if the economy improves and the bill passes, those rates do go up. the administration is urging congress to do the deal. the cbo estimates the bill would reduce the deficit by $750

million over the next ten years. we're back after the break.

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weiner's handle -- up on your facebook page. >> hal: yes my name is mario trouble. >> i'm paco calamity. >> maximilian threat. >> t-bone's is julio cesar trouble. >> have we done steph's yet? >> stephanie: no, i have not. >> people are going to have to start tweeting their suggestions for steph's online -- >> stephanie: i have been on dirty.com all morning. >> hal: that's different from every morning like how? >> stephanie you're row rolanda hazard. >> stephanie: your thoughts on the latest weiner gate. >> on the one hand, i will say there's no way that anyone's online sexual repertoire will

ever sound good read by a third party. that's true no matter who it is, whether it was welcomed or unwelcomed. >> stephanie: as read by james lipton. >> it will never stand up to secondary scrutiny. that's not what it's for. >> did bill maher and jane lynch read the previous ones? >> yes reenacted them. >> stephanie: shouldn't we have buckley read some of them later? i would like to bend you over -- >> and the part of the woman he's hitting on will be played by rolanda hazard. you know, i don't know. again, all personal stuff aside between him and his wife, that kind of thing i think as a politician, he's pretty solid. i think your personal life and your professional life can be separate. i think there is a lot of -- there is a lot of historical precedent quite frankly across the board. he's not a sexual hypocrite. he wasn't passing laws about it

either way. he wasn't trying to shut down save the children from the porn on the internet falsehood about using that to limit internet freedom. >> stephanie: he didn't make up a fictional scenario. >> what do you think of that? >> hal: on that front i think that's actually the dividing line. that's the line. here's my decision about whether or not your personal life should reflect on your professional life is if you were using the exact opposite to sell yourself. >> stephanie: i think the problem is the timing. people are all for redemptions second chances but then the fact this was going on and on and on after the whole "people" magazine spread with the baby. i'm reformed. goes to his judgment, i think a little bit don't you? just the public part of it. >> hal: did he ever think he would be able to run again? was this his drug of choice?

if he never thought he would run for office again he's a man in his basement. i don't think we can be surprised at the behavior. that being said, he's married. that's an issue with him and his wife. clearly, it was an issue. so he should have fixed it. that's the problem. i guess if you're going to have one. that being said -- >> stephanie: also, some of the language, we had this very public thing happen to us. >> we? no. you know what, you had a very public thing happen to you. >> you did some stuff. repeatedly. >> my wife and i have said, we're moving forward together. to some degree with 49 days left until primary day perhaps i'm surprised more things didn't come out sooner. i'm responsible for this behavior that led us to be in this place but in many ways, things are not that much different than they were yesterday.

there they are again. his wife spoke yesterday as well. huma. >> i was looking at the guy that was peeking over. >> in the office. >> stephanie: the office guy. >> when we faced this two years ago, it was the beginning of a time in our marriage that was very difficult and it took us a very long time to get through it. our marriage, like many others has hits ups and its downs. it took a lot of work and a whole lot of therapy to get to a place where i could forgive anthony. >> stephanie: now i see the guy. >> he's look at huma saying i would tap that. >> stephanie: are you going to read the tweets? >> carlos, you gonna finish that? ultimately, i give her a lot of credit for trying to be steadfast in all of this. she's clearly a beautiful and accomplished woman. i don't get it on his part in

that regard. but men are men being what they are. that being said, again i don't think it is reflective of the kind of work he did as a legislator at all. and i think that's the difference. that's the big deal. because you know, i think it was larry flynt was doing that book on republicans hypocrites and stuff, family values. he was like i'll give you $100,000 and he published for all of the sexual stories about them. and he got some about democrats as well and none of these guys are running against this. none of these guys are sexual hypocrites. none are telling people what to do in the bedroom. i have no problem with what they do. if you have somebody on tape having sex that's what human beings do. if you're not trying to legislate this, then i don't care. that's the big difference. that's the big shift here. i think -- by the way i mean obviously we've all got brand

new online monitors or whatever. >> stephanie: call me rolanda. >> call me mario. >> what's my name again? >> paco. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> paco calamity. sounds like a villain in a phantom comic book. >> stephanie: i felt the sexual tension in the sword scene. >> mario and paco fighting crime together. you culled my father, you must die. you killed my father, you must die. >> my name is paco calamity. you killed my father. you're on with hal. >> caller: how you doing? this is my first time ever listening to the show. i'm watching it on current. you guys are awesome. >> stephanie: oh wow. thanks. >> caller: first time ever like just woke up to it. saw you yeah, i'll listen. this whole thing about the new weiner gate, i don't know what they're going to call it yet. everybody's talking about oh, it's a private thing between him

and his wife. not. once you take public office and become a public servant and you are publicly elected everything you do is now in the public eye in the public limelight. it is the same thing with actors and actresses. when lindsay lohan goes out on a coke binge, it gets spread all over the news, all over tmz or whatever. and it is entertainment. she's an entertainer. when you're supposed to hold a public office and keep the public's best interest in mind -- >> stephanie: right, eric. it goes to his judgment. hal, that's the part of it. he put it out on social media. goes to his judgment. you're right what people do privately. why would he have an expectation this would be private? >> i think to coin a phrase, i think all males will cop to a certain level of weiner judgment. a certain form of judgment.

>> stephanie: it shall forever be known as weiner judgment. you're not necessarily using your highest order of synaptic let's say connections to make your decisions in those moments. and weiner judgment being what it is, that's exactly what it looks like at its worst. that's what it is. and again i will disagree with the caller only that i think there is a certain part of your job and this is from somebody who is, as an actor and as a professional entertainer as it were that, you know, i've been nude on television. and i'm -- >> there are screen caps of said nudity on the internet. >> that's right. that said -- >> stephanie: just saying, thanks for giving suggestions this morning. >> just because i portrayed a person -- a character's sexual life on television, in an open and honest way does not mean that my own sex life has any

bearing on anybody else's. >> stephanie: i agree with you that all of our sex would sound dumb if they were heard by somebody else. i was sexting in a thunderstorm if i was hit by lightning, they would go what the whore. [ buzzer ] it would be horrible. they would be like oh, my god what a slut. >> hal: no question. i've seen your phone. i'm afraid it doesn't melt in your hands half the time. that being said -- public officials and here's the funny thing. we're fixated on public officials sex lives and celebrity sex lives and what they do in their personal lives. those people never physically come into your home. anthony weiner is never going to meet your wife or daughter at a party or female member of your family. odds are very small against that. and as are any number of celebrities who you might have an issue with. their reflexes in that area. the plumber comes into your house. it is not like you troll facebook to find out what his

sex life is before you commodity over. you say there is a leak, come on in the house. you allow so many people in your houses, you're in public, hell, you're in my living room. >> i disagree with your tweets. >> stephanie: i have geek squad coming to my house today. >> believe me, there are a couple of carlos dangers in there. >> stephanie: i'm going to open the door, hello i'm rolanda hazard. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> oh, we know. we're the geek squad. >> yes you've also lit your hair on fire while taking a bath with someone. not my hair. it was a shower cap. >> you wore a shower cap? >> it was a candle behind me. >> candles and shower caps. >> like a candle in the bath. >> like a poster in an old folks home that says candles and shower caps are a bad mix. old lady trying to punch her own head out. [ laughter ] >> i caught fire and i can't get

up. >> what? >> stephanie: 17 minutes after the hour. hump days with hal continues on "the stephanie miller show." current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv.

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>> disappointed. >> stephanie: they did not make a joke about anthony weiner. >> all they said was meet carlos danger. >> i came up with a better one i think. danger weiner ahead. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> mostly behind though. danger weiner behind. stuff read the tweets. okay. >> again. >> okay. we had a caller say that all guys like to see themselves screwing in the mirror. what do you say to that? >> hal: i think if you're patrick bateman that's probably true. >> the guy from american psycho. the whole time he's flexing. i don't have any meres in my bedroom. any mirrors in my bedroom mainly nor feng shui reasons and also because that weirds me out. here's the thing. >> you don't need to be seeing your own technique. >> stephanie: i do not join anybody in thinking it is hot to

be grabbed by the throat. number two -- >> what? >> stephanie: he at one point said he would like to [ bleep ] her so hard that her [ bleep ] would hit her in the face. i don't think that's enjoyable. you know what i mean? >> i'm filling in all kinds of words. i'm doing the weirdest version of mad libs in my head because i can't picture what that means. >> stephanie: any woman with big breasts that's gone jogging it is not enjoyable. >> i understand. >> stephanie: you know who is a bigger [ bleep ] than anthony weiner, steve king. >> did you hear about this? >> stephanie: yes. stunning steve king of iowa. republican of iowa. >> for everyone who is a valedictorian, there is another 100 out there they weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert. those people would be legalized with the same act. until the folks that want to open the borders and grant this amnesty can define the

difference between the innocent ones who have deep ties with america and those who have been i'll say undermining our culture and civilization and profiting from criminal acts, until they can define that difference, they should not advocate for amnesty for both good and evil. >> stephanie: it is the cantaloupe calves. >> hal: 130 pound bales of marijuana across the border? is that why we need a fence? >> stephanie: how dumb is the house republican idea? let's let the kids stay and deport their parents. >> that's why they're doing it piecemeal. they know they can sink every element with this cartoonish promise that one day one of the pieces will pass and that will qualify as them passing immigration reform. they'll pass one out of five of the measures as a bill, call it something comprehensive and you know, comprehensive dream

reform. and then they'll say well, we passed the bill. it just never made it through the senate because of the democrats. like that's what this is about. they don't want to solve the problem. they know first of all they have two problems. one is, they have learned to hate them, not because of their -- the legislature's skin color but because of their behavior. and the bills that they passed in their own areas, in their states. >> the biggest threat to america, cantaloupe calves. >> stephanie: i've got cantaloupe calves. it is not from hauling weed. paul in massachusetts. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi paul. >> caller: good morning. on this weiner deal, my take. if you want to know if a man has integrity and can be loyal, just look and see how he treats his wife. and if a guy can't be loyal to his own wife, the hell would make you think he would be loyal

to you. so anybody that votes for him is a fool. >> stephanie: i don't know that that's true. >> assuming that guy doesn't listen to rush limbaugh or believe newt gingrich has any value in the political discussion and there i would agree with him. >> stephanie: i do think it goes to his judgment the scope of this particular thing. but you know. maria in chicago. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hello, maria. >> caller: hi. sorry about that. >> that's okay. >> caller: sorry about that. i just want to say that first of all, thank you so much for being there and i enjoy your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: with anthony weiner, to me, yeah, it doesn't look good. it looks terrible. what's happened. and more coming out before he wants to run again. but i still feel he was a fighter and this man he's a progressive. and he has high testosterone levels and to me, that's a good

thing to be that way for people that he believes in and who he wants to be there for the middle class. >> stephanie: maria what our last caller said, i have to say i disagree publicly during the clinton thing. i didn't vote for him for husband. i voted for him for president. it seems like the judgment in this particular thing particularly after did he this big public mea culpa -- how about the fact that he sent the "people" magazine spread to the girlfriend so say hey check it out. what do you think? baby and the wife, huh? >> there's also reason to say there's no such thing as sexual addiction. they've actually said literally there's no -- you can't call it an addiction on the same brain chemical when somebody's addict to the heroin or smoking or alcohol or anything like that. there is, what -- to her point is certain people have an increased libido, hormonally

based increased libido and that translates to their behavior on a bunch of different areas. i think that's where she was going with it. and it isn't necessarily something that is mechanically overridden about i your direct philosophy. you can actually have moments where you're like i am sort of crazy for sex right now. and it is just part of some people's matrix. you can learn to control it like everything else, you know. but i will say that's probably where it came from. that being said, let's say he wasn't used to being caught. this was a regular thing for him. let's say he and his wife had an agreement about it. ness two became public, that became the issue. it took him a little while to taper off. that's understandable. >> stephanie: quite a long tapering. 29 minutes after the hour. i'm tapering, honey. knock next time. right back on "the stephanie miller show."

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you must be high. >> i think the number one thing that viewers like about "the young turks" is that we're honest. i think the audience gets that i actually mean it. >> you're putting out there something that you're proud of. journalists want the the story and they want the right story and the want the true story. >> you can say anything here. >> i spent a couple of hours with a hooker. >> your mistake was writing a check. >> she never cashed it! >> the war room. >> compared to other countries with tighter gun safety laws our death toll is just staggering. >> the young turks. >> the top bankers who funneled all the money to the drug lords, no sentence. there's just no justice in that. >> viewpoint. >> carl rove said today that mitt romney is a lock to win next pope. he's garunteeing it. >> joy behar: say anything. >> is the bottom line then that no white person should ever, ever, ever use the "n" word? >> yes! >> only on current tv.

>> were you a scientist? you get the point. what's your name? >> huh? >> we're just doing transcripts from carlos danger online chats. >> stephanie: right. 34 minutes after the hour. >> blah, blah, blah, you get the point. what's your name? are you an ass scientist? >> stephanie: hump days with hal sparks continues. all right. there are other things happening, the president talking about the economy. for god's sakes. >> obama: the idea that if you're willing to work hard, if you're willing to put in the effort if you're willing to sacrifice, make hard decisions

and delay gratification that if you do all of those things, you can make it here in america. >> stephanie: you can make it after all. >> gratification part sticks out to me in that, considering the morning's topic. >> stephanie: it was a weiner joke. more importantly, we've been how long without talking about the royal baby. >> it doesn't have a name yet. >> he's a big boy. quite heavy. we're still working on a name. we'll have that as soon as we can. having a proper chance to catch up. >> i don't want to be a player hater but didn't we fight an entire war so we don't have to give a crap who the next king is? >> stephanie: we said that yesterday. rush limbaugh stole it. >> i said it. it is a throwback joke. lut -- but let's be completely honest. our fixation is stunning to me. >> stephanie: odds are 500 to

one for the name hashtag which a lot of people are hoping for. >> hal: a modern name. king hashtag. >> lord hashtag. >> stephanie: wheezy moving on up the phone lines from kentucky. >> caller: hello, steph. i love your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i love the mooks and especially hal. he's so handsome and romantic. >> stephanie: so handsome and so romantic. >> caller: i'm the defender of all men that they can't help it. that they fall in love with their penises at one point like in puberty and they have to handle them every day sometimes several times at night. >> stephanie: were you there the first time your son found his? >> yeah. when he was trying to go pe, pe, he found it. hit the bowl, damn it. >> stop playing with it and hit the bowl.

>> stephanie: what a wonderful moment. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] what is this? this is awesome. rachel in nashville. hello, rachel. >> caller: steph what's up? hal? jim? everybody! i am an old fart liberal from nashville, tennessee. and i've got a really good question for you steph. why in the world are you not talking about christine quinn from new york? she has been on the city council since 1999. she's been the speaker since 2006. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: she's equal in -- we need to support her, darlin'! >> stephanie: i don't live in new york so i don't know a lot about the whole race. i know anthony weiner because nationally, i really liked him politically. >> caller: exactly. >> hal: local elections that's the issue. name recognition goes a long

way. that's why spitzer is going to be comptroller because who votes for comptroller. you're like i don't know what that means. that's why the right wing has done an end run around the political and electoral process in a lot of ways by getting name recognition candidates or strong-named candidates. they'll run a michael steele. >> stephanie: they could run together. we would have, ladies and gentlemen, a weiner spitzer ticket. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> hal: christine quinn is neck and neck with -- as far as in the polling i think it is 27-1 on each side for -- in the primary. so it is very close. christine quinn could be -- and this could be the tipping point. >> stephanie: exactly. you know, there are people, chris was saying that they still think he's going to win. we'll see how this plays out. buddy in columbus. you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey mama. hey, one thing real fast. thanks for pointing out

dirty.com to me. i never knew what daunting was. >> caller: dumping champagne on the breasts of women. >> stephanie: certainly done that accidentally. >> caller: hey mama, this reminds me of john edwards all over again. where a man's ego is so big that he can think he can do no matter what baggage he's bringing. now, listen, if you're jerking the gherkin and talking to someone who's not your wife and she's calling you carlos danger, fine whatever. but it leads to the point where the man is susceptible to blackmail. years ago j. edgard hoover never went off the mafia because they had pictures of him getting it on with other men. this leads him to -- to be vulnerable. >> stephanie: if he looked better in a dress, he might not have minded. >> do you make a really good

point. that was my biggest argument for why being gay should have no longer been a court-martial offense or in the intelligence community where you would have lost your job, it was the most blackmailable thing that there was. what they did was they ratcheted that up which created any situation where you had somebody who was gay or could be presented as gay, that was the easiest way to blackmail somebody. and so that's why live boy or dead girl is the way to get -- lose your office. instead of just going you know what, gay people are among us and taking that entire weapon away we, you know, like the american intelligence community ratcheted it up. it became like a hard line. the same thing kind of applies here. i think the public is moving in this direction with anthony weiner, it may have been because of the tipping point with bill clinton. we had to adjust the fact it didn't matter to the job he was doing in office. i think the public is now going i kind of don't care. so the blackmailing issue might

have been true in the '80s. >> stephanie: i think there are different degrees of douche nozzlery and after schwarzenegger and gingrich, i don't know whether it's gotten to the point where you have to be impregnating a porn star on top of your dying wife in the hospital, then you would feel like that guy is a jerk. >> or pouring champagne on her breasts. >> domping. >> dom perignon. >> oh! >> we assume it is a good champagne. >> stephanie: korbel, who matters. >> cold duck. >> stephanie: gwen in north carolina. >> asti spumante. >> caller: how you doing? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: hal just stole my thunder. >> that happens. >> caller: that's all right. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> caller: new yorkers are freaky anyway. [ laughter ] >> they should be.

>> caller: and they see him as human. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: he did his job and did it well. that's why a lot of politicians don't want him in. let new yorkers decide. >> stephanie: you're right. >> caller: they know what they want. what are we doing in his bedroom, anyway? >> stephanie: he's the one that put it out on social media though. it is not in his bedroom. >> you kind of have to look for it. >> hal: he didn't actually put an ad in the classifieds of a major newspaper though there is a difference. we live so much of our lives in social media. i do think there is a drawing line to going you did facebook message somebody. there is a difference between that and posting on their page, for example. you know what i mean. i think there is a distinction to be made that while his own personal relationship issues may be none of our business and like i said don't reflect on his job. if you're going to say he's a public figure, did he something

embarrassing, you have to question how did it get public and why? was it his intention to do so. is he an exhibitionist which would be really creepy versus your run of the mill philanderer. >> stephanie: he has to hope people get tired of reading this. there is awesome video of beyoncé singing with her hair in a fan. >> i've got her hair. i'm not letting go! i love you! [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] >> stephanie: last night in montreal, her hair got stuck in a giant fan while he was performing. >> anthony weiner. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> he made a topical and timely joke. >> stephanie: she was singing her single halo, the result of truly hilarious video. beth out a love song while a team of men attempt to rip her hair out of a fan. >> we say "her hair" in quotes. >> stephanie: her extensions. >> that's the good part.

i think they have a remote control offstage where they can jettison any of her extensions in case she gets into trouble. all kinds of crazy stuff. uh-oh. loose section seven 9 14 and ba. >> stephanie: louise in michigan is a woman for weiner. are you president of women for weiner? >> caller: hi, mama. hi. i would just say if i was in new york, i would be voting for anthony weiner because he's a good politician. we need our liberals out there. and you know, i think this generation with some people, they're just so -- like back in the old age or whatever. but everybody does it. even from you know, the kids does it. the people in their 40s and 60s. everybody does it. it is something that they do these days. >> hal: that's why steph is against it. it is a generational thing.

i'm for it. she's against it. >> stephanie: i'm not against sexting. >> i know you've sexted. we've all been on the receiving end of them. >> stephanie: sorry. i must have been in the -- >> i have an update on domping. the dirty is against domping. they have a campaign against domping. because they have actually seen girls who domp and smell like crap after two years. they think it is ghetto and classless. >> well, i'm glad the dirty.com has drawn a line somewhere for god's sakes! >> stephanie: i'm learning all sorts of interesting things. >> sticky and stanky. that's what happens when you domp. >> stephanie: the mayor of san diego likes to put women in a headlock. >> this just in from the bbc the name of the new royal is carlos danger. be. >> stephanie: no, it is not jim ward! >> it is mario. >> it is paco calamity.

[ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> stephanie: i'm rolanda hazard. 45 minutes after the hour. i'm going to show everyone my cantaloupe calves after the break. >> it is the rolanda hazard show. >> stephanie: we'll be right back with carlos danger next on "the stephanie miller show." >> this is the dirtiest show i have ever been on in all of my life. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."

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>> stephanie miller. >> check out those cantaloupe calves. hey, check it out. jim ward, you're going back to mexico. lady gaga has -- since we were just playing lady gaga, has topped the richest stars under ho years old. she made $80 million. >> good for her. >> stephanie: she had to cut back her born this way tour due to hip surgery. the same way i had to cut back on sexy liberal. >> her outrageous heels she wore. her feet were like at this angle. >> stephanie: right. justin bieber, $58 million. taylor swift in third place at $55 million. >> only $55 million? ♪ now i'm lying on the cold, hard ground ♪ [ screaming ]

♪ trouble trouble trouble ♪ [ screaming ] >> that's not the goats. that's me when i have to listen to that. >> not a fan? >> no. that's supposed to be country? sort of? >> she crossed over now. >> i totally left it in the dust. which is basically country -- [ ♪ battle hymn of republic ♪ ] >> stephanie: you can't start a bonfire in a thousand oaks driveway without being put in the hospital. amanda bynes was hospitalized on a -- she started a fire in the driveway. >> from a hagar album. >> stephanie: they decided she needed some help. >> i think her plan is proceeding at pace. i think her crass manipulation of people's need to crawl up the back side of anybody who is acting out inside the realms of

normal behavior in celebrity is a great way to keep yourself from floating into obscurity. i intend to go home this afternoon and set a fire in a thousand oaks driveway. >> stephanie: thank you. >> just for my own -- >> stephanie: celebrity -- [ ♪ "nbc nightly news" ♪ ] can't you just rescue a family from an overturned car? >> i've done cpr three times it. doesn't work, trust me. it is not enough. you have to walk around with your pants around your ankles barking for half an hour and blame it on the heat. >> stephanie: celebrity using her superpowers for good. jennifer hudson and amy poehler and others are at the white house to help with obamacare. president obama's administration enlisting celebrities to pitch the benefits of the affordable care act. a slew of celebrities descended. jennifer hudson, alicia keys, bon bon jovi, oprah had representatives there to educate people about the healthcare act. >> it is about time.

they're going to need less and less of it because people are having firsthand experience of it. that's the biggest seller this thing is going to have. as it is already. anybody who can keep their kid on their insurance all during college, for example, before they go off and get their first job is uber helpful. >> stephanie: did you see this? alan west, former representative alan west, republican of florida reacted to president obama's trayvon martin comments criticizing the commander in chief for making the case a personal experience. we're talking about his personal experience. it comes back to being a respectful young man. maybe that's something that was missing from president obama and trayvon martin's life. >> shut up. who says trayvon wasn't respectful? >> stephanie: this was absolutely horrific. >> let's be completely honest. alan west is the black ted futurenent a lot of ways. white people won't claim what

ted nugent says even though he would like to be his representative more than alan west is taken seriously. there are people that are paid incendiary mouthpieces. thereis no value. >> stephanie: he said i don't recall being followed in malls or shopping centers or car doors clicking locked when i walk across the street and i haven't had women clutching their handbags and purses when i get on the elevator. >> then it must not exist. >> stephanie: exactly. because he says so. >> ever spoken at cpac? >> stephanie: there was a poll earlier. i don't know if you saw it about racial disparity and opinion of the zimmerman verdict with blacks being largely against it and the minorities being for it. but i'm a race traitor. >> hal: my girlfriend dropped me off this morning on my way here. she was make being a very valid point in that she said what's the general american consensus

on it? not separating black and white. it is funny they're going we ask black people whether they thought it was a racial issue and we asked white people whether they thought it was a racial issue. do you think it is a racial issue, black person. do you think this is a racial issue, white person. 80% thought it was a racial issue. based on race. so i think there is something to -- the perception of how it's going -- that's what i think the president was speaking to. i think he would be foolish not to. i think alan west, for example in his quote looking at just those statistics, the president i think brings great value to look, you may not understand what the other group is upset about. i'm going to tell you what they're upset about. not to validate anything. you just need to know -- >> stephanie: if i were in an elevator with alan west, i would clutch my purse not because he's black but because he's crazy. >> he's got the crazy eyes.

>> stephanie: jenny in georgia. >> he needs to get the sliced fade though. that would be sweet. >> stephanie: hi jenny. >> caller: hi, jenny. i know. i remember now. two quick things before i make my weiner thing. all right. >> i beg your pardon. >> caller: hal, i appreciate the idea that we are going to trayvon vote. i appreciate that idea. >> thank you. >> caller: second of all stephanie, i no longer have sympathy for your love life because i really -- the shower cap? i mean -- i never laughed so hard. >> stephanie: that was many years ago. >> caller: but i have no sympathy for that. now, the reason -- >> stephanie: that was before i had my hair straightened can i just say and doing a blowout was a big thing back then.

okay, go ahead. >> still no excuse. >> caller: okay, as long as you quit. that's the important thing. >> tie it up for heaven's sake. i'm with her. i'm with jenny. this is absurd. what she was referencing was i think vote for trayvon thing i brought up is trayvon martin died at 17 years old. he never got a chance like black men in our society to vote. so the next time somebody is apathetic about voting or not thinking about voting, vote on his behalf. >> stephanie: vote for trayvon. >> give the vote he never had the chance to give. and i think that's a smart way of doing it. you want to solve this on a legislative, nonviolent level. that's away great way. >> stephanie: if you think hal sparks is handsome and romantic, go to halsparks.com. we'll see you tomorrow on "the stephanie miller show."

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