[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: all right. current tv land, well this is new. jacki has gone missing. >> i know. [ laughter ] [ crickets chirping ] >> she is up near brainerd. >> stephanie: i don't know if there has been any malfeasance, there is just a little tumble weed where she used to be. and swinging barroom doors. no, jacki is off today and tomorrow. so we're doing this -- this is what they do in television when

you need to stretch and kill time. >> you still have two more minutes to do. >> stephanie: how are we doing on time paul? >> paul, how are we doing on time? >> stephanie: karl frisch right out of the box at the top of the show. michael tomasky of the "daily beast" who i want to date and kiss and marry. he wrote a great piece that we don't need to repeal laws we need to repeal john boehner. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i say send him back to the tavern. >> i used to work in a tavern! >> stephanie: that's his pavlovian dog word. tavern. it makes him cry, and oh dear, carlos danger. apparently there is going to be

more. >> yeah. we're going to find out who the first woman is today. >> stephanie: oh, dear. >> what is my name? >> stephanie: my name is rolonda -- >> something. >> stephanie: i can't remember now, rolonda -- something. >> rolonda watts? >> stephanie: no, she is not in danger or trouble. she is delightful. we just had her on. so lots of weiner news to get to. >> he should change his name to schnitzel. the royal baby is named george after george zimmerman.

after he flew over and had to deliver the baby breech. >> he's just that kind of guy. he is. >> stephanie: all right. we'll be right back with the real show. ♪ the young turks is that were honest. they know that i'm not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know i'm going to be the first one to call them out. cenk on air>> what's unacceptable is how washington continues to screw the middle class over. cenk off air i don't want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. cenk on air you got to go to the local level, the state level and we have to fight hard to make sure they can't buy our politics anymore. cenk off air and they can question if i'm right about that. but i think the audience gets that, i actually mean it. cenk on air 3 trillion dollars in spending cuts! narrator uniquely progressive and always topical the worlds largest online news show is on current tv. cenk off air

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toll free from anywhere. i told you i was distracted by the news that the royal baby has been named george after george zimmerman who delivered the baby -- >> he delivered the baby and saved -- >> he saved the monarchy. >> stephanie: and then apparently the baby fell down a well, and he rescued the baby from the well with lassies help after he pulled the people from the car. >> he's so awesome. >> stephanie: mark o'mara how awesome is he? >> the awesomest ever in the history of awesome. >> did you see the family canceled their press conference yesterday. >> stephanie: yeah, i was like huh, that are not feeling so chatty today. maybe because they are fictional! [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> we're not saying they are

fictional -- >> stephanie: george's imaginary friends. >> we're glad that they are okay. >> the imaginary people in the imaginary van. >> stephanie: right. >> it's not like he picked the car up off of them -- >> 911, we have a situation. >> stephanie: mark o'mara said this morning -- >> it's awesome. he flew in with a cape and reversed -- >> stephanie: after delivering the royal baby. >> reversed the spin of the earth to go back in time -- >> stephanie: he had both martial arts and midwife training as it turns out. >> right. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: he is magic. all right. they are going to have more on carlos danger -- >> they are going to reveal the first woman today. >> stephanie: awesome. i thought i already had a name for the first woman. >> oh, you did? >> stephanie: yes. [♪breaking news theme♪] >> stephanie: sydney elaine leathers.

>> sydney elaine leathers. >> that your stripper name at the itchy kitty. >> stephanie: i know. is that not weird? >> i know. >> stephanie: that was my name generator in the carlos danger thing. it just gets worser and worser for him. oy vey. let's start with our good friend -- >> karl. >> stephanie: karl frisch bullfightstrategies.com. ♪ so exciting to me ♪ >> stephanie: it's actually mario scorge. good morning mario. >> good morning. how are you? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you sound dangerous. good morning. >> yes, car -- carlos danger is my friend. when i first heard about this i wasn't shocked that there was another woman, but then when i

heard about carlos danger, i thought, this is crazy. >> stephanie: you thought, oh that's clever. >> well, and the dirty -- the website that's doing all of this, i remembered right away that, like, back when ben quayle, dan quayle's son was running for congress his primary opponent accused him of being involved in this scandalous website called the dirty, so maybe ben quayle is behind this. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: oh. >> that's entirely possible. >> stephanie: yeah. what do you think -- obviously the "new york times" a lot of places are calling for him to get out of the race. is he going to? >> i don't think so. because what does he get from getting out of the race other than his pride back. i think he should be forced to

sit on the subway and be exposed to every homeless person that has ever exposed themselves on the subway. if we all have to see his junk on the internet that's the least he could do. >> stephanie: yeah, you said perhaps photography classes would be more his speed. >> yeah, i have not been a big anthony weiner fan. folks that know me know i have had friends that have worked for him, and he was a viciously cruel boss -- >> wow. >> stephanie: it's so funny -- i think i only passed him once in a green room or something, and he just seemed like a jerk. he justing didn't -- he did not seem friendly. >> not the warmest person. >> he was an undistinguished legislator who never really did much in terms of writing bills. he did good on tv.

he had no friends in congress and he was an ass to his staff. >> stephanie: people keep bringing up clinton, and i think there's a big difference here. those of us on the left he loved his fire, his positions on things, but you are right he didn't accomplish much as a legislator, so when you go oh he was a great congressman, i think you are right. >> and i don't think the new york mayor's office is there to rehabilitate one's self. i think chris quinn is going to be a great mayor, and i would rather make history with the first woman and first lesbian mayor of the nation's largest city than the first mayor of new york who's penis i have seen. >> at least we haven't seen ed koch's penis. >> how am i doing?

[ laughter ] >> a lot better if you put that away. >> stephanie: i could have done would rudy giuliani's moralizing on this, however. >> yeah, at least he waited until he was in there to start screwing around. >> stephanie: right. >> yeah, anthony weiner he -- he had to run for mayor, because, a, if he won, oh he's mayor, but b, if he came in second, he came in second. if he has run for controller like eliot spitzer, and then lost controller, he would never get to run for anything again. this is all of the calculus that i was doing before. he was still doing this stuff before he resigned from congress. he is like hey, did you see the pictures that caused me to resign from congress?

which one was your favorite? >> stephanie: i know. he really needs some help. >> and the nerve. i have the same bathroom carpet as the guy. i'm going to get that replaced. >> stephanie: yeah, you tweeted it's time to go shopping. a was the most horrifying thing about the photo. >> yeah. >> stephanie: you alsolate as to how many write-in votes carlos danger gets. >> oh fingers crossed that he comes in second. in the primaries there in new york, if you don't -- if somebody doesn't get 40%, then they have a run off. so hopefully chris quinn can pass that 40% mark because if not, i think the ads that carlos danger's team is putting together, they are going to look a little bit like bond commercials, and i think he will be a tough challenger.

>> stephanie: yeah. chris uttered something, you said poor huma. what do you think? >> stephanie: i like huma. first of all whenever these things happen, i try not to inject myself into the marriages, because who knows what they are actually talking about behind closed doors. when gary hart and his wife has their issues i think i read somewhere years later that they had an open marriage. of course he couldn't say that back in 1984. but it's none of my business. so why she is sticking around, i don't know. but i will say once you have been embarrassed once by a behavior, unless she has a embarrassment fetish -- >> stephanie: yeah jacki said

yesterday, it drives her crazy that people call her brave. >> yeah, i think you can forgive somebody for bad behavior but when you find out it continued for months afterwards, that's -- and that you are basically risking to embarrass that person the same way again, i think that's a bridge too far. >> stephanie: yeah, fox news viewers have a median age of 65 plus. >> we can't bust heads like we used to. >> and they lean very heavily on the plus side. >> stephanie: yeah interesting. another airplane landing mishap. remember your underpaid flight attendants are also first responders. >> that's right. they work their tails off, and are not compensated like they should be -- and remember when sully landed the plane on the

hudson the first thing he said is thank you very much by the way the union needs more support and pilots are not paid enough. and it's true. the air lines don't pay these people enough. >> they cut his salary in half and took away his pension. >> stephanie: yeah they make a nickel nickel and have four hour's or sleep or whatever. >> yeah. >> stephanie: although as it turns out, it was actually george zimmerman that landed that plane. [♪breaking news theme♪] >> mark o'mara announced that. >> actually it was george zimmerman's body that he landed on. >> stephanie: right. by the way, this is also helpful, for people confused like i was the royal baby hashtag refers to speaker boner.

>> he is a rotten baby which is different. >> stephanie: karl frisch, i love you madly. >> awesome. i love you too. >> stephanie: we'll see you next week. >> all righty then. >> stephanie: bye-bye. [ applause ] >> stephanie: michael tomasky will be on next hour with his repeal spoker boner piece -- >> i don't think you are in any danger of dating or marrying karl frisch. >> stephanie: really why? eighteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> that is great radio. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ we got it, we got it, love we got it we got it, love ♪ >> stephanie: oh, god, there is an app for that. you are right. >> you are right. >> stephanie: there is a mirror app. it could have had a little softer lighting or something. >> well you do have hd cameras % on there. >> stephanie: isn't there like an age-friendly one. >> there might be. like the cybill sheperd app? >> yeah. >> give me the vaseline app. >> stephanie: yeah. which defeats the purpose, because you can't see anything but that's okay. george zimmerman just invented that mirror app. >> that's just the kind of guy he is, he is awesome. he comes up with awesome stuff. >> stephanie: thanks mark o'mara. every day is a new adventure of

zimmerman. >> faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap buildings in a single bound, it's zimmerman. >> zimmerman who came to this planet from a strange place and settled in florida. >> where he fought for truth, justice, and the american way. >> his american way. >> help me george zimmerman. you are my only hope. >> the adventured of zimmerman. [ applause ] >> stephanie: wow, exciting. thank you rocky mountain mike. twenty-four minutes after the hour. let's go to alan in texas on the weiner. not technically. >> caller: one comment and five quick questions. >> stephanie: oh my. >> caller: all right. the comment is think his name

should have been don kahoty and first question do you think his wife has access to a stone now? number two would you change your personal dress code around mr. weiner? number three, would you apply for an internship in his administration. five, how would you respond to leave me your number i'll contact you later. and would you ever have a one on one meeting behind closed doors with him? >> stephanie: no. we get your point. [ applause ] >> stephanie: the "new york times" says the racy online conversations began with an angry facebook message. oh, how many magical things don't. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: i remember this now. this is a pattern, not long after mr. weiner resigned from congress, the 22 year old woman

reached out to express her disappointment in him. and within a week the conversation went from politics to sex. the account suggested that mr. weiner's interactions with the women, fit his long-standing pattern in rapid and reckless fashion he sought to bring up sexual exchanges. so this is the online profile. the first women they are saying sidney elaine leathers -- >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: the guy that runs the dirty. >> dirty, dirty. >> stephanie: said that his website would publish new and embarrassing information. he told her he loved her and discussed a possibility of securing a place for them to meet in chicago.

>> stephanie: it seems like this is about to get real physical in terms of -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: yeah. she said he would demand pictures almost every day. he always wanted pictures with heels in them. >> oh. >> stephanie: well as he described them [ censor bleep ] heels. seemed to be kind of a theme. mr. richie said he first heard from the woman in april, about a week ago she said she kept screen shots and asked how she could submit them to be ricci's website. he said that she had no desire to hurt mr. weiner who she referred to during the interview as carlos danger. he said i am not trying to bring this guy down. he said she actually still likes the guy. the whole thing is he lied. he said he is a changed man, but he is not. which seems to be the theme of most people saying step down.

he lied to everybody by saying i'm past this and i'm really sorry. all right. let's go to stephanie in pensacola, florida. hey, steph. >> caller: hello. >> stephanie: hello. >> caller: the level -- okay. the level of hypocrisy here is justs and justs and -- astounding to me. you guys should have watched lawrence o'donnell's show last night, because he was talking about y'all too. y'all are just apologizing for bill clinton who sat on television and lied, which prompted the flowers woman to come out i think. and then we get monica lewinsky. >> stephanie: but what is the

double standard -- >> caller: wait a minute. for you to say that your problem with this is the fact that he lied in such a big way. oh the big interview that bill clinton gave with little miss hilary sitting next to him is the same thing. >> we took bill clinton to task in the '90s for doing this. you wouldn'tn't believe how many months we spent taking him to task for that. >> caller: but on this day, you guys are excusing what he has done and ready to put his wife in the white house. >> his wife had nothing to do with what bill clinton. >> caller: oh, she was an enabler. >> stephanie: she is not qualified to be president because she's -- okay. that doesn't seem. all right. actually eleanor cliff has a piece -- >> wrong! >> stephanie: no, she is right on this. >> wrong! >> stephanie: no, she is right. comparing the two on the

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wine. weirdly i had some laying around the house. >> garlic and white wine check. >> stephanie: and some kind of olive oil, something. ah. what? and then boil a little -- it's broccoli and carrots boil it separately, and then chop up anchovies and put it all in there, and then put pasta in. >> it's in there. [ applause ] >> all right. >> stephanie: oh, and a little chile. >> chile? chile powder or chile flakes? >> stephanie: well, i don't know. i used powder maybe i should have used flakes. >> chilly flakes that's italian. chilly powder that's mexican.

>> stephanie: oh all right. screwed that up. we have the weiner i believe. >> oh, yeah. anthony weiner yesterday. >> i'm -- i'm fine. i have an amazing wife and child upstairs and comfortable life. this is not about me. >> it kind of is. >> computer says yes. >> stephanie: our last caller was talking about -- you can talk about sex scandals all day long. if you want to make it partisan they throw weaner and spitter at us, and we throw david bitter and -- and who is worse morally sword -- schwarzenegger of edwards. any way eleanor -- >> wrong!

>> stephanie: she probably wakes up, screaming, no i'm right. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: she wrote a peace called huma channels hilary. she spoke on her husband's behalf, and it was clear she was operating from the hilary play book. this is -- this is -- like a pop psychology extrordanaire around the country. but she -- and she talked the strategy worked for the clintons but after this latest press conference i'm pretty sure she has been stretched past the breaking point. back in '90s the country's stability along with the future of the democratic party hung in the balance. she writes weaner by contrast is running for mayor of new york city, not president of the united states. and she just writes for now it's

painful to watch and probably politically futile too. and karl said the same thing it looks like he should drop out. >> i don't think he should. it's up to new york city whether they want him in there or not. >> stephanie: yeah. let's go to hack in wyoming -- wait, i didn't do that right. hack you are on the "stephanie miller show," welcome. >> caller: hi, steph my seductive siren, how are you? >> stephanie: oh hello. >> caller: well if this whole thing falls through he still has a back up with [ inaudible ]. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what you did there. >> it's not about me it's about my smikle.

>> stephanie: margaret in new jersey. >> caller: good morning. that man is running in new york. i understand you are making fun of it. i think it's great too. but they are the one that has got to put up with him. and it as far as hilary and bill is concerned that's over and done with. so why does everybody keep dragging that up. and i'm going to vote for hilary anyway. >> stephanie: good for you. rock on. >> it should be solely up to the people of new york. >> stephanie: stephanie in pensacola go ahead. i missed lawrence o'donnell last night. what was his point? >> caller: his point? his point was he was pointing out the hypocrisy of those who ignored what clinton did and stood behind him, especially the newspapers and media, but now all of a sudden this whole moral horse that they have gotten

on -- and your last caller i'm not voting for hilary. and it was a moral high horse that all of a sudden democrats have gotten on in terms of dogging -- going after anthony weiner, when number one look -- look at their mirrors -- what was his name -- mr. usa mayor who left -- >> giuliani. >> caller: yeah look at his first marriage. >> stephanie: yeah, we talked about that. there is enough to go around. you can go on all day with this. >> caller: but why it is that what anthony weiner did -- which i'm no fan of anthony weiner but i feel the same way, i'm just taken aback by the moral high ground the democrats have suddenly taken. we just turn into what the republicans say they are. we always acted out with our own

people. >> stephanie: yeah, i take your point to some degree. sometimes maybe this ties in with our own issues. it seems like particularly sort of reckless behavior and bad judgment, and he did this big press conference and this big piece in people magazine about what a great reformed family man he is -- [overlapping speakers] >> caller: same thing? >> stephanie: what is the? >> caller: didn't bill clinton do the exact same thing? because when he said he had not had a relationship with the flowers woman -- >> stephanie: steph, you are right. but i think as chris said it's not like democrats didn't criticize his behavior at the time, and it's hard to explain why i felt like it was different. i think part of it was because the whole republican establishment was behind spending taxpayer money to do

one ridiculous investigation after another that ended up in an investigation in his private life. it was a witch hunt. and at the time i felt some sympathy, because i felt like most of us wouldn't want to answer really personal questions about our private life, and might lie about it -- honestly i think most americans thought that way that he should not be impeached -- >> caller: the only thing i'm saying is we should give anthony weiner the same benefit as we gave bill clinton. >> stephanie: and we're saying that too. it's up to the people in new york. and we gave all of the same jokes about clinton, sex scandals can be funny to some degree, but there are issues -- you know -- i -- i have found with this, steph, and i don't know if you have either. we said this yesterday, it isn't

as much partisan as gender based. most of our male callers are like, whatever. and all of the women are pretty pissed about it. >> caller: yeah, i'm stunned about it. even when i talk to my friends. i'm absolutely stunned by it because these are the same women -- >> stephanie: right. and i'm -- >> caller: -- who backed bill clinton -- >> stephanie: yeah, and you take any of these guys right? sanford and what's his name -- vitter -- >> caller: and the reason i'm harder on bill clinton is because he was running for president of the united states. to me he is running for mayor of new york, so i looked at clinton as a bigger deal to me. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: because he was representing all of us. anthony weiner is representing new york.

>> stephanie: right. right. >> caller: that's why i think it is different. >> stephanie: the whole monica thing when that happened, he was already president, and i think people felt like he was a good president. i voted him for president, not as a husband. i don't think anyone was trying to defend what his behavior was. >> caller: true. true. i'm just saying give anthony weiner -- i don't know anthony weiner, you know, but i know he was just loud in congress but wasn't productive. but sometimes he would be loud. >> stephanie: yeah. yeah. >> caller: because right now we have too many meek and -- >> stephanie: no, i agree. i loved him politically. i said that yesterday. i loved him politically. i think the other thing is this is bad timing. he resigned from congress for this thing. i went on tv and defended him

and said look redemption second chances, and then this happened. and then it turns out, he is doing the same thing and has been doing the same thing, and i think that's part of the problem. now he's asking for another chance and saying -- that's -- that's what i mean. it was a bigger lie, you know? >> caller: i hear ya steph. and i'm not going to stop listening to your show. but i disagree with you on this issue. >> stephanie: god bless you. >> big old hug. >> stephanie: you are my namesake sister, you can't leave me. and if you leave me can i come with you? all right. forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: call the political party line now, 1-800-steph-1-2. are sort of compiling the best of the day. i do a lot of looking at those people as well. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> let's groove tonight. share the spice of life -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ is going to groove tonight ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. fifty minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. oh, look it's more pop psychology, decoding anthony weiner's sex. same old weaner right? this time it has disturbing sub texts of self loathing. >> well, not surprising. >> stephanie: let's pause to pour of the content of carlos danger's sex. shall we?

>> do we have to? >> stephanie: yes. [♪ porn music ♪] >> stephanie: the new york city mayoral candidate, what is new this time around arguably more cringe inducing than that infamous pick from two years ago is self loathing whether he is divulging his fantasies, staring at picks of you, or puffing him up, sadly my picks are out there, have you ever? he proclaims his self hatred while climaxing on a women's [ censor bleep ] >> oooooooooh! >> stephanie: actually he -- he did ask. some levels of politeness may i [ censor bleep ] on your [ censor bleep ]. >> wow.

>> stephanie: and that was the thing that bothered me the most she said you can [ censor bleep ] anywhere. i'm like anywhere? really? probably not. bus stop? no, thank you. wendy's? no, thank you. >> especially at the drive through at wendy's. >> stephanie: he tells his online [ inaudible ] he is deeply flawed and wonders if i met you in a bar and tried to talk to you, would i have a chance. how can rereconcile the outwardly [ inaudible ] weiner [ inaudible ]. >> whatever! >> carlos danger! >> stephanie: carlos danger. >> [ speaking spanish ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: nick in new york. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hello, nick. >> caller: good morning, steph, good morning, mooks. >> stephanie: good morning. >> caller: i just want to say

that i know there is a lot of comedy in this whole story, but for a serious moment if we held all of our politicians to this high moral standard that we seem to want to hold anthony weiner too, we wouldn't have had a president kennedy or fdr -- >> stephanie: yeah, i just had this conversation with a friend yesterday. this is an interesting part of this. not only was the press different then. they didn't report on politicians private lives. they knew what was happening with kennedy et cetera. but you are absolutely right. is it technology? it seems like these politicians are doing it to themselves now. >> caller: yeah. >> stephanie: i don't know what part is what. do you? >> caller: i think politics come with ego and power, and a sense that you can get away with anything, and i think that's part of the job, a we see it

over and over and over again with this people. you said you voted for clinton as president. as a new yorker i would vote for weiner because he is a strong liberal progressive and if his wife can forgive him, then i can. >> stephanie: yeah and it is up to voters like you in new york. you are right. >> the only thing that holds me back from thinking like that is the potential for being blackmailed. if he is desperate to keep a secret like that, then there's the potential for blackmail there. >> caller: yeah, and we knew that back -- same thing with kennedy, and hoover. >> stephanie: and maybe the other thing -- people in new york have a pretty low bar in my opinion morally with rudy giuliani. you go which is worse? his wife had to hear about the divorce from his press conference. he didn't tell her. so you look at huma and go well

for whatever reasons her choices are her choices and she is there with them. i lived in new york then nick, and i remember donna appearing on television a couple of hours later in tears because she didn't know. >> caller: exactly. >> by the way we're getting a divorce. >> stephanie: yeah seriously, and trying to bring his mystery into the mansion. it was just gross. the whole thing, right? >> caller: and i also think there's an addictive piece to this. and i do believe him when he says it's a process to stop that behavior. i don't think most people can just turn it off, so it doesn't really surprise me that it continued after he got thrown out of congress and i feel bad for that, but -- >> stephanie: honestly nick on a human level too i hope he is getting real help now for his

wife's sake and his baby -- >> caller: exactly. you see that picture of the family and they look so beautiful and happy, and, you know i mean -- come on we all have our little things in closets that we are not proud of, and if we're lucky we never get found out. >> stephanie: nick you sound like a man with a secret. would you like to purge? [ laughter ] >> caller: yeah, but after the show, steph. >> stephanie: what you got rattling around in there? tell momma. clackty, clackty, clackty. he is cracking himself up. it must be good. let's go to harriet in jacksonville. >> caller: you just stole all of my thunder because i called to tell you the point last night

was about rudy giuliani not bill clinton. and now the "new york times" gave him an absolute pass on it. and now they are jumping all over this guy. and this guy hasn't touched number, and he is not the mayor, and if you don't like him, don't vote for him. >> stephanie: and his best friend, that goes to judgment right? he literally let him use the tax-payer funded apartment that was supposed to be for 9/11 workers for him to cheat on his mystery with the other mystery or whatever. >> caller: uh-huh. that's what lawrence o'donnell said. it's just ridiculous how they are jumping on weiner. if people don't want to vote for them. people in new york shouldn't vote for them but they probably will. >> stephanie: you said jump on

weiner. >> caller: yeah, right. >> stephanie: there's nowhere we can go with this story. >> stop jumping on weiner. [ giggling ] >> stephanie: he he. all right. so -- yeah "new york times" editorial, weiner must drop out -- >> i think weaner has dropped out several times. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: at some point all of his behaviors will be told in the meantime he should take his problems out of the public eye and out of the race for new york city, and obviously some people beg to differ. >> yep. >> stephanie: fifty-eight minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: all right current tv land, hour number two. yes. thank you very much. jacki is -- gone missing as we mentioned last hour. she is off today and tomorrow, so we have to do this and fill these whole segments at the top of the hour. >> maybe she got a visit from carlos danger. >> stephanie: yes, she is off with carlos danger no she's not. normally we just have these head phones on so we can hear jacki,

and now we're just talking to each other. in fact we can't really hear each other because we have our headphones on -- >> what? what? what? >> stephanie: we're having a rousing weiner discussion and there's nowhere you can step in this story without saying something that will stop us giggle. >> stop jumping on weiner. >> stephanie: weiner poll is up. >> weiner poll is up. [ giggling ] >> stephanie: michael tomasky of "the daily beast" has a great piece about why we need to repeal the boner. >> stop jumping on the boner. >> stephanie: we're going to go back and forth, boner, weaner boner weaner for the entire show. >> boner leaps on weaner. >> stephanie: right. the president gave his big speech on the economy yesterday. so this is why. mike tomasky piece is actually -- it's a little

depressing, how we're not going to get anything done unless we repeal the boner and his caucus. >> stephanie: but he is not going to be repealed because he comes from a very conservative district in ohio and it's up to the people there -- >> so don't jump on the weaner the boner, or the caucus. >> stephanie: exactly. you would think they would be sick of the weepy orange boner as well. >> no. >> stephanie: there is no penicillin strong enough to get rid of him electorally. they are probably going to think better of this whole stretching thing without jacki. >> yeah they might want to run the sham wow guy. >> or the wax vac. >> stephanie: let's do that wax vac guy auditions again.

>> ow! >> stephanie: that's a little much. >> our. >> stephanie: dial it up. >> oh. >> stephanie: no i think it got caught on the cutting room floor. no, we need an actual ow. >> ow. >> stephanie: back to you. we'll see you in a minute. >> do you think there is any chance we'll ever hear the president even say the word >> with an opened mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned great leadership so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. >> (laughter) >> cutting throught the clutter of today's top stories. >> this is the savior of the republican party? i mean really? >> ... with a unique perspective. >> teddy rosevelt was a weak asmatic kid who never played sports until he was a grown up. >> (laughter) >> ... and lots of fancy buzz words. >> family values, speding, liberty, economic freedom, hard-working moms, crushing debt, cute little puppies. if wayne lapierre can make up stuff that sounds logical while making no sense... hey, so can i. once again friends, this is live tv and sometimes these things

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would react around the baby given that she is part dingo. i am attaching a few photos for you to enjoy. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that's indy. >> keeping the senator's daughter -- >> stephanie: there is no senator's daughter there. >> hey senator, love your suit. >> put the lotion on the skin -- >> stephanie: all right. so michael tomasky coming up at the bottom of the hour great piece about repealing the boner. we're going to jump from weaner to boner all show. >> oh boy. >> you won't have dix nixon to

kick around anymore. grace in louisiana, hi grace. >> caller: hi, i hear all of y'all's comments on radio and tv about anthony weiner and i'm just wondering with everybody what did jesus mean when he said let he that is without sin cast the first stone? >> stephanie: you know i don't know -- has anyone tried to put jesus in the carlos danger name generator to see what happens? >> oh my god! >> stephanie: i understand what she means. the "new york times" saying mr. weiner who resigned from congress two years ago -- >> i put jesus christ in the name generator. manuel troubled. >> stephanie: you should not have done that. [ buzzer ] >> oh, god.

now we're going to have hell fire rained down on us. >> joshua elevation -- >> revelation. >> or elevation in weaner's case. >> stephanie: let's go to nick. hello, nick. >> caller: hey, steph. how are you doing? >> okay. go ahead. >> caller: i was calling because people are saying his decision to text with this young lady over the internet shows that he may have bad-decision-making capabilities, and i think that is only true if he was targeting the rick santorum mitt romney demographic. new yorkers are a little more morally bankrupt than some people, and i think they really don't care. so i think since he is doing in this demographic, i think it's not really bad decision making.

if he was running in iowa or texas, i could see the point -- >> stephanie: nick people have said he is not one of those religious right guys. >> caller: and one thing i also want to say too, because i understand there is a big divide between guys' reaction and ladies' reaction to this. i can understand women not wanting their husbands acting like douche nozzles, and making them look bad. >> stephanie: and that's the other part -- it's the baby and the people magazine piece -- >> caller: true. and one thing that people haven't discussed is what if his wife is into this? and she can't say, i actually sit there while he is writing these texts. >> stephanie: i somehow -- i somehow doubt that nick but,

you know. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: look at him giggling. >> caller: you know what i'm saying -- >> that's just your family. >> stephanie: yeah that your wife wants to sext 22 year olds. eric you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: we have a range of democrats, the liberals to the blue dogs and you really look at the scale, i feel like what weiner was doing -- he is from a liberal state and liberal people -- >> stephanie: and he should apologize to you new york, not all of you are morally bankrupt. >> caller: bill clinton was a blue dog, and i feel like newt

gingrich, he was a weakling in the end. >> stephanie: bill clinton was a weakling. >> caller: yeah. he was a blue dog president. >> stephanie: that's true. >> caller: and you people seem like you get offended whenever anyone says anything bad about bill clinton. doma -- >> stephanie: yeah, we have talked about all of that. >> caller: these are republican policies. tea party policies -- >> stephanie: but what is your point with regards to the weiner scandal? >> caller: [ inaudible ] bill clinton. >> stephanie: oh i see. right. i got it because he is more of a liberal. okay. all right. >> okay. >> stephanie: okay. marvin in milwaukee, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hello, marvin. >> caller: hey thanks for taking my call. i can't accept that there is not a better progressive voice in

new york city than anthony weiner. i really us get tired of apologizing for these guys. i don't care about giuliani and sanford, they are their guys. jesse jackson, jr., that thing should have been over a year and a half ago and it's an arrangement -- it isn't a forgiveness situation -- >> stephanie: but you don't know that about every political marriage -- my parents were a political family and it wasn't an arrangement. >> caller: yeah, but was your mother apologizing for your father's behavior? >> stephanie: no, because my father didn't behave that way. >> caller: exactly. we don't need to apologize -- i mean, when there's a bad apple, get rid of it. we have better progressive

voices out there who aren't in it just for the freebees. it's like an athlete who can't retire when it's time to retire. it's over man. do something else with your life. it's sad, and we have to get beyond these guys -- and the worst thing is to act like republicans -- every time republicans -- at least it's not as bad as what so and so did. they are always crying about the media. we're doing the same thing now. >> stephanie: you are right. he's like an athlete with too many balls. [♪ circus music ♪] >> really? >> stephanie: too big, too something -- >> i think somebody -- somebody in new york who keeps his pants on and is a liberal. >> stephanie: yeah, i was talking to my friend, maybe i'm being a daddy's girl again, but i can't imagine my father -- i

don't know whether this is part of social media or just a different moral climate you know -- >> some politicians do, some don't. your dad didn't -- >> stephanie: my dad was a catholic family man. >> lyndon johnson played grab ass with your mom. >> and lots of other people apparently. in his day it was difficult to send pictures of your willie over a rotary phone. >> stephanie: there were modems -- >> stephanie: it didn't look the same on the big curlily shiny paper. >> yeah and if you left it in the sun it returned black. >> stephanie: exactly. kevin how are you doing? did you ever try to fax pictures of your smikle on curling fax paper?

>> caller: no, i didn't. my dad just turned 90 and he lives pretty close to your mom. >> stephanie: oh, my god, let's set them up. >> caller: they elected brown up there, and when he talks about more or better progressives you just can't find all of these people. in anthony weiner's case -- you know, just think about this. michele bachmann allen west rand paul, steve king on and on and on and those people are really hurting people. >> stephanie: that's true. >> caller: and, you know, so -- i mean the guy -- i -- >> stephanie: you are right. it's people -- [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: and somebody that -- you are right. >> caller: right. so i mean -- i just don't want to throw this guy down the tubes, because he is a progressive, and a very good progressive, and he was run out of congress basically because all of the democrats to a point

were saying, hey, you can't have this. well, like i said think of those people i just named. and you want more of those people in there? >> stephanie: actually it goes to my point about is this partisan or male female because nancy pelosi was very much behind wanting him to step down, because i think a lot of women, including nancy pelosi were offended by his behavior. but you are right, whether that is right or wrong, and we should stand up for people that's up for debate. >> but should we have to expect it? >> stephanie: yeah. >> i don't think so. >> stephanie: eighteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> oh, my god, this is so amazing. it's all anybody in my class is talk about. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." mooiz mooiz

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>> one night in bane cox, can't be too careful with your company, i can feel the devil walking next to -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i get my kicks above the waistline sunshine ♪ >> stephanie: unlike carlos danger. oh, in other unimportant news that does not involve anthony weiner's [ censor bleep ]. the north poll is a lake now. >> yeah. [♪ somber music ♪] >> stephanie: north carolina, lawmakers have approved a bill greatly expanding where concealed handguns are allowed.

>> bars. >> stephanie: allowed permit holders to take firearms into bars and other areas where alcohol is served. nicely done. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i was reading from the "new york times" editorial, urging anthony weiner to pull out. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: there is nowhere you can go, i'm telling you in this story. you know how the polling is -- [ giggling ] >> stephanie: i think it's softening -- >> i think he should get a stiff fine. >> stephanie: they have been saying this sexual behavior is not the public's business well it isn't until he plunges into a mayoral race. "new york times" with one point of view, urging him to drop out.

all right. the president meanwhile, hey, you know what there's important things like the economy and jobs and stuff. >> obama: today five years after the start of that great recession, america has fought its way back. >> stephanie: he outlines his priorities for the remainder of his second term. michael tomasky will talk about at the bottom of the hour, the relative chances of any of that getting done because of -- [ crickets chirping ] >> stephanie: republicans. >> obama: even though our businesses are creating new jobs and broken record profits, nearly all of the income gains have continued to flow to the top 1%. >> stephanie: yeah, he dubbed the speech -- he called his talk a better bargain for the middle class. he said thanks to the grit and resilience of the american people we have cleared away the rubble. and here is the but, i'm here today to tell you what we already know that we're not there yet. >> yeah.

>> stephanie: and in a short floor speech yesterday, he described it as a hollow shell, an easter egg with no candy in it. >> i used to serve at the tavern. >> it's a hollow shell. it's an easter egg with no candy in it. >> stephanie: my favorite was when he did the wrungs on the ladder bit. and he seemed completely drunk, and he got lost in it. did he go any further on the easter egg analogy. >> no that's it. >> stephanie: he did say the americans are asking where are the jobs? well they were in several jobs bills that you didn't pass. >> right. >> america's aren't asking the questions where are the speeches? they are asking where are the jobs. >> hah hah got ya.

>> stephanie: dusting off that old nugget again. >> stephanie: i thought this part was great, the president challenged republicans to offer their own ideas. he said what are your ideas? if you think you have a better plan, stop taking meaningless repeal votes and share your concrete ideas with the country. >> where are the jobs! [ mumbling ] >> and where are the easter eggs! >> candy! >> stephanie: he said we have a hundred thousand bridges that are old enough to qualify for medicare. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and he said if you think education is expensive, wait until you see how much ignorance costs in the 21st century. [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you. >> stephanie: to which republicans replied -- >> herp derp! >> stephanie: danet on the

weaner, not technically. >> caller: i love you guys. i'm a catholic schoolgirl but fine now. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: love obama, love that speech, but on the weiner thing, i really believe we need to vote for women. they don't seem to make the same stupid decisions men make. and maybe some of them have affairs, but they are smart enough not to tweet their stuff, not to get involved -- >> stephanie: i have said this, i don't -- i don't think hilary was at the state department saying who wants to see a picture of my soggy bottom? >> caller: absolutely. i say hilary for president. and just go women. >> stephanie: yep, go women. >> caller: because they care about people. they don't like war -- >> well, not michele bachmann. >> stephanie: yeah, not you michelle. other women. not you caribou barbie.

>> yay! >> stephanie: we! tom in pennsylvania. hello, tom. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i have a comment to make about the anthony weiner. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: it's not just about him, it's about all of the other politicians that sit up there high and mighty and can't control their own sexual indiscretions that they want to dictate to you me everybody else, you can't spoke pot, you are a woman, it's not your body to decide what you can and can't do with it. i think we have had enough of these politicians that say one thing and tell us we can't do the same thing. >> stephanie: yeah. someone said the republican party should be cooled the vagina dem goings. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: wee! all right, michael tomasky next

on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ to the fire. are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal, or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i'm given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. in reality it's not like they actually care. this is purely about political grandstanding. i've worn lots of hats, but i've always kept this going. i've been doing politics now for a dozen years. (vo) he's been called the epic politics man. he's michael shure and his arena is the war room. >> these republicans in congress that think the world ends at the atlantic ocean border and pacific ocean border. the bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. i do a lot of looking at those people as well. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them right?

if you believe in state's rights but still support the drug war you must be high. >> "viewpoint" digs deep into the issues of the day. >> do you think there is any chance we'll ever hear the president even say the word "carbon tax"? >> with an opened mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned great leadership so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. >> (laughter) >> cutting throught the clutter of today's top stories. >> this is the savior of the republican party? i mean really? >> ... with a unique perspective. >> teddy rosevelt was a weak asmatic kid who never played sports until he was a grown up. >> (laughter) >> ... and lots of fancy buzz words. >> family values, speding, liberty, economic freedom, hard-working moms, crushing debt, cute little puppies. if wayne lapierre can make up stuff that sounds logical while making no sense... hey, so can i. once again friends, this is live tv and sometimes these things happen. >> watch the show. >> only on current tv.

♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> unhand me inebriated temptress. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. do i say it every day -- >> that you want to marry kiss and date michael tomasky. >> stephanie: yes. he joins us now. hi, michael. >> hello. >> stephanie: i said twirling my hair. [ laughter ] >> let's not -- you know -- don't tweet me any

pictures. okay? >> stephanie: all right. chris just stopped me. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: during the commercial break. you know, i love you because you are a happy clappy liberal like me normally but i have to say we're facing some pretty stark realities. play that again for michael. this is the kind of thing we get from john boehner. >> it's a hallow shell. it's an easter egg with no candy in it. >> no candy or bourbon in it. >> stephanie: all right. so there's that. the speaker says republicans should be judged on how many laws they repeal. this is irresponsible and terrifying. it really is, right? that has become their governing principle is not to govern. >> and as if to confirm what i had written, that wednesday i looked at my "new york times" and lo and behold there was an article about -- by one of their

congressional correspondents that said the strategy is to block everything. everything obama wants is dead on arrival, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera and the deepest cuts -- they seek the deepest cuts to domestic programs ever. so on and so on. so yes, we have reached the point now, where it is not simply a case -- and i know you know this, and your listeners know this -- but somehow americans need to know this. it's not just a case of two parties being far apart ideologically. we have reached the point now where one party actively sees dysfunction as its job and mission. >> stephanie: yeah. yeah. it really is -- you always put it in such great historical context. you said this year this week, new entrants arrive constantly

and the competition is sterile. you say it's not an outrageous statement, but in a way it's more disturbing. now it sees dysfunction as its mission. and you further go on to talk about this gerrymandering and all of that, that this -- is the new normal basically, right? >> yeah. and we're probably stuck with this situation for a long time unfortunately, and it's very depressing, but -- you know, i write there that i -- given the way they gerrymandered after 2010 and the way districts are set up it's -- they might well hold the imagine jorty in the house of representatives until the direct redistricting which is eight years away. they might not. the democrats need to pick up fewer than 20 seats to regain and that's not that many. but boy when -- anybody

listening should go google up a list of republican-held house seats that are really vulnerable. it's a short short list. >> stephanie: uh-huh. and you put it in recent historical context. you say a president's top priorities were always given a hearing, and you talk about tip o'neill, ronald reagan newt gingrich with bill clinton. here is the most terrifying thing in your piece. you say, you know, they didn't come to pass legislation, you know, and boner is handing them his trusty bic lighter. >> yeah. and i have this fact in there that is pretty mind boggling to me, anyway. fully half of the republican caucus in the house has only been there since 2010 or 2012. half of them. so these are tea party people

who were elected as i said to burn it down, not to do anything constructive, and -- and it just reduces, stephanie, the sort of institutional memory and the -- and the, you know, deference that they pay to certain traditions. and not all of these traditions are good, and i don't want to say there was some great golden age. there were always problems and so on, but when you have people who are just so cut off from their -- there did used to be a history of some bipartisan cooperation so even into the '80s and sort of into the '90s. and when you have people totally cut off from that history, and don't care about it, and don't want anything to do with it you just have a new situation. >> stephanie: and you quote jonathan shea as saying their new negotiating point is we'll

raise the debt ceiling for the rest of your term all you have to do a [ inaudible ] into law and privatize medicare. then we get speaker cantor or speaker paul ryan but most certainly it would get worse under either of those two. >> there's no question. boehner is -- you know a reasonable person, i suppose, compared to them. so, you know, this could and probably will get worse, and if we have president hillary clinton, which i fully suspect we may and hopefully may, you know, it's not like they are going to lighten up on hillary clinton. >> stephanie: right. you do make a point at the end. you say we need leaders from other walks of life. the most important thing you say is this is not a partisan crisis it's an historic crisis for america. and we need people to stand up

and say to republicans that dysfunction cannot be your mission. govern conservatively, but govern. and we need big dollar organizations to replace these people. would that that could happen right? >> yeah. >> stephanie: it's tough politically but not impossible. >> i have written many times -- so many times that i have bored myself writing -- [ laughter ] >> but i think it's really important. you have all of these organizations. they pop up in presidential election years, like -- that want to elect somebody from the center, and say the parties are too polarized, and what was the one called americans united -- >> stephanie: right. right. >> and there was one in 2008. these things are a complete waste of time. nobody who is not from one of the two major parties is going

to be elected president. and president is not where you start this kind of reform anyway. what i wish those people would do instead of spending millions and millions of dollars on a stupid pipe dream that is not going to happen, i wish they would try to create a moderate pressure group inside the republican party to find moderate republican candidates so when these republicans in office are thinking about the next election they are not just worried about being primaried from the right. they are worried about being primaried from the center. >> stephanie: that is really smart. and i'm sure you saw the latest poll, disapproval for congress is literally -- in the high 80% or something. >> if the american of error went into negative -- >> stephanie: yeah maybe we are at a tipping point. anthony weiner in or out, so to

speak of the may oral race. >> it doesn't seem like we can rely on his conscious to get him out of the race. it will have to be the polls or important prominent new yorkers, his money people. i think enough is enough, and he is out of his mind and i'm not feeling much better about huma these days either and if they want to stay together that's their business. it's not my business. but they should not force themselves on us like this. >> stephanie: yep, i hear ya. michael always great stuff. thanks for taking time with us. >> enjoyed it. thank you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he is just so cute. >> he is not thinking too highly of highuma either. >> stephanie: i do. maybe that's where jacki is

she's talking to huma. robin in north carolina, hello, robin. >> caller: good morning, i just wanted to say, you guys mock on. people all pay consequences for what they do. weiner showed himself to be a perv, dude if they vote you in you got it but in the meantime we're going to laugh our asses off, and the last time i was so upset i called about zimmerman and dropped the f bomb. i apologize. >> stephanie: oh thank you. >> caller: but i hope he has a retched life. and i love hearing you guys mock him. mock on. >> stephanie: the royal baby is named george after george zimmerman. who believed the baby -- he is a midwife, which we didn't know and right after he rescued those people from the car -- >> he saved the baby and -- and --

>> stephanie: all hail king george. >> gregg palace says that trayvon martin's dad needs to drag zimmerman into civil court. >> stephanie: yeah, on the stand. >> i hope he does. >> stephanie: i do too. forty-five minutes after the hour. we continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> what in the name of holy hell is going on here? >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ (adam) we're going to places where few others are going. [lady] you have to get out now. >> lots of terrible things happen to people growing marijuana. >> this crop to me is my livelihood. >> i'm being violated by the health care system. (christoff) we go and spend a considerable amount of time getting to know the people and the characters that are actually living these stories. (vo) from the underworld to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> occupy!

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you should go to your mom and say which would you rather a guy who talks about cheating or a guy that actually does it. >> stephanie: a lot of women actually don't make that distinction -- >> caller: you are right. they don't talk about it. i love your show. but you guys [ inaudible ] you tell fart jokes -- [ farting sounds ] >> caller: you talk about a lot of things involving gays. so you guys are on [ inaudible ] you guys aren't that high on a totem poll either? >> because we support gays? >> stephanie: are you saying fart jokes are immoral. [ farting sounds ] >> are you comparing being gay to what anthony weiner did to

his wife? >> i'm talking people judge people gay people black people -- >> stephanie: there's majority support for marriage equality -- >> i think you are yelling at the wrong people here too. >> caller: when you talk about doma, don't ask don't tell. that was a compromise -- >> he took him to task for that. >> caller: they wanted gays out of the military all together. and i don't know anything that barack has ever fought for that is liberal. when they say obamacare that should be called heritage care. >> stephanie: i get it. all right. so i guess -- basically his point is the guy point that he didn't really do anything because it's only on the internet -- >> whatever! >> stephanie: did you read those texts? that's cheating. >> it's emotional cheating. which to me is just as bad. >> stephanie: it's just weird.

dude's a super freak. >> i don't know if it is unusual in this day and age. >> stephanie: all right. well, i'm a little bit of a prude. >> no, you are just technologically challenged. >> stephanie: i just sit at home in which shall with my glass figurines of michael tomasky and karl frisch. christine welcome. >> caller: good morning, everyone. i loved having michael tomasky in my ear. that was really hot. >> stephanie: i know right. go ahead. >> caller: you had a couple of callers that were talking about the lawrence o'donnell show, and i would like to kiss and mary him too, but he was not referring to shows like yours. he specifically targeted the new york media with their hypocrisy. so it wasn't shows like yours or

those other ones out there it was specifically targeted to the new york media. so take no offense, stephanie. >> stephanie: all right. then i won't. i know lawrence loves me. because i love him too. hum? see that was my porn. remember that promo they used to run for him about the bullets -- >> yes. >> stephanie: that was my porn. something about a magazine -- [♪ porn music ♪] >> stephanie: just when he gets mad and that vain draws, and his eyes get bluer -- >> oh my god! [ screaming ] >> stephanie: squee. >> we get such a peak into your sexual psyche -- >> stephanie: it's weird. >> you should have been as careful getting in through the outdoor from the thing when stuff happens -- >> stephanie: that would have been good advice for anthony

weiner if i would have gotten it right. >> maybe he would have listened to you. >> stephanie: let's go to paul in michigan. >> caller: how you guys doing? i'm a big fan of the show and i'm an economy, and i want to point out to john boner boehner where the jobs are. the republicans have killed over [ inaudible ] jobs in the years in cuts to the government -- >> stephanie: what would the unemployment level be -- >> and now they want to get rid of the post office. >> stephanie: what would the unemployment number be? >> if the republicans weren't a boat anchor around job creation we would be creating probably 400,000 jobs a month right now. we would have a clinton-style recovery. now they want to cut another 2

million jobs with the sequester. >> stephanie: i know it's ridiculous. and i thought this was good the president yesterday. >> obama: if you think you have a better plan for making sure that every american has the security of quality affordable health care, then stop taking meaningless repeal votes and share your concrete ideas with the country. >> hell to the ya. >> stephanie: uh-huh. nole in los angeles. hi, nole. >> caller: hey, steph, good morning. hold on a second. there is a police officer passing me and i don't want him to see me with my phone. got it? >> got it. >> caller: let me pull over. steph if we're going to you fidelity and marriage for our public officials lesbian [ inaudible ]. and one more thing as far as eliot spitzer goes, leave this man alone, because he is the enemy of my enemies.

this man is going after wall street and these are the bastards that took the homes of my friends and colleagues -- >> stephanie: right, they screwed all of us. >> caller: that's right. and i don't care what he does with his penis. as far as i'm personed he can take that penis of his and beat it over the heads of all of those wall street bastards. but that may not be received as punishment. >> oh, my god! >> stephanie: that's a visual i'm going to have -- >> let's not dwell on that, please. >> stephanie: let's not. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. i was -- i don't know why i was going to blurt out carlos danger. fifty-eight minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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then we will be back on weaner again this hour. and apparently there's more dirty coming out on dirty.com. >> dirty dirty. >> stephanie: that was our lynde trip impression back in the '90s. that would be funny if she were involved somehow in the dirty.com. >> the last thing i need to see is people dumping on linda trip. >> stephanie: ewe. and the funny thing is we were doing all of these impressions before the tapes came out, and linda trip turns out sounded exactly like it -- we finally found what bridge she was under -- >> and your impression of monica lewinsky was great too. >> stephanie: god linda, that

was not my dress. >> i did not have -- all right. you got me. [♪breaking news theme♪] >> stephanie: gawker brings us the story -- excuse me i'm coughing up a lung -- >> on national television. >> stephanie: okay. $3 million in gold allegedly smuggled in people's butt holes. >> what? you can say that on television. >> stephanie: too late. that will teach them. [ laughter ] >> ass. >> stephanie: ass. yes, people smuggling things in their -- is nothing new. [ censor bleep ] holes have seen this kind of action for years. but alleged criminals got away with almost $3 million in gold in south korea. 134 pounds of gold was smuggled up their -- [ farting sounds ] >> holy crap literally.

>> stephanie: yeah. >> hey wait i got to take a -- oh, no! >> clong! >> clong clong clong, flush. >> stephanie: i think the good news is this is probably the last time we'll have to do this. bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know i'm going to be the first one to call them out. cenk on air>> what's unacceptable is how washington continues to screw the middle class over. cenk off air i don't want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. cenk on air you level, the state level and we have to fight hard to make sure they can't buy our politics anymore. cenk off air and they can question if i'm right about that. but i think the audience gets that, i actually mean it. cenk on air 3 trillion dollars in spending cuts! narrator uniquely progressive and always topical the worlds largest online news show is on current tv. cenk off air and i think the audience gets, "this guys to best of his

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this show is about analyzing criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal, or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i'm given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. in reality it's not like they actually care. this is purely about political grandstanding. i've worn lots of hats, but i've always kept this going. i've been doing politics now for a dozen years. (vo) he's been called the epic politics man. he's michael shure and his arena is the war room. >> these republicans in congress that think the world ends at the atlantic ocean border and pacific ocean border. the bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. i do a lot of looking at those people as well. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the

minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them right? ♪ ♪ it's a beautiful day ♪ ♪ don't let it get away ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. stephaniemiller.com the website, check out. you can email us all there, executive producer chris lavoie, voice deity jim ward, or me, stephanie miller. have you seen this pennsylvania police chief guy? this is awesome. mark kessler of gill berton

pennsylvania, up loaded a -- there you go a video with a one-note message, [ censor bleep ] all you lib-tarreds. in the video he says [ censor bleep ] nine times. refuses to apologize, and fires various automatic weapons into the air. he has a whole youtube channel fired with these firearm expletive bundles. he made a gun demonstration video in which he fired at a photo of a clown we says represents nancy pelosi. and once he shot himself in a hand with his own gun at a tavern in 2011. [ applause ] >> but he stood his ground. against his hand. >> stephanie: and he [ censor bleep ] shot himself. yes, he did. in that guy.

>> i just f-ing shot myself. >> stephanie: right. the royal baby is named george after george zimmerman. it was a breech birth, and he flew over and delivered the baby after rescuing the people from the car, and he found and revived the lindbergh baby as well. because he is so awesome. >> he is just so awesome. he is incredible. >> faster than a speeding bullet -- >> i just [ censor bleep ] shot myself! >> more powerful than a locomotive able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, it's a bird, it's a plane it's zimmerman! >> zimmerman who came to this planet from a strange place and settled in florida, where he fought for truth, justice and

the american way, his american way. >> help me george zimmerman. you are my only hope. >> the adventures of zimmerman! [ applause ] >> stephanie: oddly that press conference from the fictional family -- excuse me the family rescued from the car, they went poof. [ crickets chirping ] >> oh, the family um, they had a thing with a guy and they -- and -- oh look over there -- it's -- [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> oh, black kid! >> stephanie: maybe mark o'mara had a thing with the dentists. >> could be. he needed bigger teeth. >> stephanie: he needed a bigger set of clackety comedy teeth. >> his chicklets fell out. >> stephanie: yeah weirdly, everybody was waiting for the big conference -- >> including you.

>> stephanie: yes, i was called to cnn to react to the big press conference from the later adventure of the zimmerman -- speaking of other heros, edward snowden has not been given russian travel documents. he is still in the airport. >> da. >> stephanie: they just said nyet to him. russian president putin has refused to hand him to american authorities and said he could stay in russian only if he stopped leaking secrets -- how many times can you eat at applebee's -- >> no, all they have is dortch.

>> stephanie: exactly. >> and they also like anchovies with sour cream. >> stephanie: can you get wadca? >> you can get it out of the tap there. >> stephanie: the president's carney. >> we believe mr. snowden ought to be returns to the united states where he faces felony charges. >> nyet. >> stephanie: speaking of which, snoweden's russian lawyer -- >> oh, boy. >> you have to take our bureaucracy into account. therefore his papers are still being considered. >> stephanie: oh i see it's red tape. >> of course it's red! >> stephanie: the reds doing red tape. it takes a long time. mentor john mccain. >> tell vlad that we'll be more flexible.

this is another slap in the face to the united states of america. >> stephanie: did he just call him vlad. >> vlad. >> stephanie: oh grampy. all right. let's go to shelley -- oh shelley -- shelley are you really in shebogan? >> caller: i am. >> stephanie: you know i love saying that more than anything. >> caller: we spell it with a c, you know instead of an h because we're in michigan. >> stephanie: oh, okay. >> caller: probably the last time i'm going to get a chance to speak to you as well because you are going to be off the air in a few weeks -- >> just the tv part. >> stephanie: and there will be other us in on the tv part. >> caller: okay. my point is number 1, maybe if rick snyder would have been

zimmerman [ inaudible ]. >> stephanie: exactly. >> caller: but my other point is i think he tried probably like a microcosm of what the republicans are trying to do to this country. because they are going to try to privatize everything and sell it off to the lowest bidder or highest bidder whichever. and it is just disgusting. that they are trying to take away the post office, which, by the way is part of the constitution. >> stephanie: yeah. thank you honey appreciate. let's go to peggy in l.a. welcome. >> caller: hi, i kind of differentiate between spitzer and weiner in that -- okay jwhat weiner did was really not that bad when you look at people going to nude beaches, and people are now playing all of these computer games and so

forth. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and what spitzer did is less socially acceptable by young people and everything else in that he went to a hooker although i know tons of people who have been to european countries that allow it and have gone legally to hookers, and it has been around since greece. i differentiate between the two of them -- which both of them i think do great things. they have great ideas. the things they support. weiner doesn't seem to have himself under control. >> stephanie: no. >> caller: and spitzer seems like, oh, yeah was doing kind of a male thing, and it's not acceptable, and now i have put it behind me. and that's where i differentiate between the two. i don't think spitzer has it to deal with anymore. and it seems like weiner has it to deal with. and it's a little bit like our new jersey governor where i always said his weight has got to be a problem, and he needs to

deal with that. and i don't like them having their time split between a strong personal problem. >> stephanie: right. right. >> caller: and doing their job. >> stephanie: and i have to say, i have a personal take on that because i know eliot spitzer obviously i have worked with him here at current, and i could be wrong, but i got the same sense. when i talked to him personally, he seemed to have a sense of humor and humility about it and talked about his wife in a way that i found authentic. and i think you are right. i think it is different that he is past it. i think you are right, i think he is in the middle of a pretty serious problem that he needs help with. >> caller: yeah, and what he did in and of itself is not too different than going to a nude beach. it freaks me out, but -- >> stephanie: i think it was more than that. >> caller: but i think he doesn't have control of it. that's the point.

>> stephanie: all right. honey. i think you get her point, you can't have a spitzer without a weiner. >> spitzer? i just met her. >> stephanie: anthony in cleveland. >> caller: not to rain on your parade here, the parade of the previous hour's caller indicating a -- a clinton-style revival of jobs -- >> stephanie: clunk. okay. >> caller: but clinton actually cut spending to a great degree. so if that is something that you guys are interested in doing creating jobs, should probably follow clinton's -- >> stephanie: right. we're at the lowest level of spending than we have been in many, many years. >> caller: he is not cutting spending though --

>> stephanie: yes jhe is. >> caller: incorrect. >> stephanie: yes, no. clear! [ buzzer ] >> stop listening to rush limbaugh because he doesn't give you facts. >> stephanie: sponge for-cepts! okay. we'll continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: i got her number off of the men's room stall, 1-800-steph-1-2. "carbon tax"? >> with an opened mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned great leadership so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. >> (laughter) >> cutting throught the clutter of today's top stories. >> this is the savior of the republican party? i mean really? >> ... with a unique perspective. >> teddy rosevelt was a weak asmatic kid who never played sports until he was a grown up. >> (laughter) >> ... and lots of fancy buzz words. >> family values, speding, liberty, economic freedom, hard-working moms, crushing

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regret, my dirty little secret who has to know ♪ >> everybody apparently. >> stephanie: shhhh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. twenty-one minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. mark in chicago, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning, stephanie. two quick points. from what i'm hearing this morning, it sounds like there is a bit of a puretancall moralizing about carlos danger and i think we kind of heard the same thing 40 years ago about other orientations. >> stephanie: oh, are you going to bring up the gay. >> caller: i'm just hearing the same moralizing and need to

disguard somebody because of their -- >> stephanie: i feel like this is a little simpler. i think it's about a guy being jerky to his wife and humiliating her in public, and people are entitled to however they feel about that, i guess. >> caller: yeah, if that's the case, though, i certainly agree. i'm not sure if they are in an open situation or not. >> stephanie: it doesn't seem like it. i want to know more about peepy guy in the cubicle. >> oh that guy. >> oh yeah. >> stephanie: at the press conference -- >> stephanie: anybody need consoling. >> he was looking at huma's ass. >> stephanie: i think they did that on purpose so weiner didn't look like the biggest perv in the picture.

>> oh, bend over. i think you dropped something. um. >> ewe. >> stephanie: richard in chicago. might i call you dick this morning. >> caller: good morning, i just stumbled on to you -- no just kidding. >> stephanie: see what you did there. >> caller: i care about y'all deeply. i just don't understand why we -- we care about these things. anthony weiner is obviously from the opposite political spectrum than i am but does he do his job for his sits -- -- constituents? it is between he and his wife. the only people humiliating anthony weiner's wife is the press. >> stephanie: but he put this out here himself publicly on

twitter, on facebook i think there are different elements in this. it's not that everybody doesn't get the clinton analogy, but he just resigned over this. said he has redeemed asked for a second chance, and that's all i'm saying. now he is trying to get back in office. it wasn't like clinton who was president and as you said most people felt was doing a great job. this is just different. i think anthony weiner did this to himself, don't you? >> caller: i was going to go with when it came to the fact that he said i'm sorry i did this, resigned and then continued it. now that's a liar. there is difference between a liar and a person who said i would love to be in that situation -- >> stephanie: right. i think he is in a difficult situation when he is asking the public, not just his wife he is asking the public to forgive him

and give him another chance and then he lied to the public. now he has been caught lying about a lot of stuff -- you are right. as we have said many times, chris, it is up to the people of new york whether that is relevant to his job or not. >> that's right. we can make suggestions -- >> stephanie: yes, we're helpers. i suggest you stop tweeting pictures of your penis to people. you don't have to listen to me. hello, bill in albany. >> caller: hi, steph, i don't have that problem, the hubble telescope is running. [ laughter ] >> caller: michael tomasky he is a wonderful writer. and we have that problem with the republicans right now, because we enable them. in 2006 when we took over the congress, by not impeaching bush and cheney going after them

tooth and nail we let them have their way, and they just figured, if we can get 4,000 kids killed, and not get impeached for lying us into that war, we can do anything we want. >> stephanie: yeah, i hear ya. thank you for not saying anything about michael tomasky because i would stand by my man no matter what. >> unlike hillary clinton. i'm not this woman standing by her man. >> stephanie: you did not do the black woman thing with your neck. >> stephanie: but she did. >> stephanie: that was disturbing with your big god like tree trunk neck. >> i have no neck. >> stephanie: you have absolutely no neck at all. you look like a rock-'em sock-'em robot. [ laughter ] >> obama: we have seen a sizable

group of republican lawmakers suggest that they wouldn't vote to pay the very bills that congress rang up. and that harmed the country in 2011, and we can't afford to repeat that. >> yes, that was our plan! and it worked spectacularly. >> stephanie: okay. diane in new york. hi diane. >> caller: hi -- hi guys. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: yeah as far as anthony weiner, no matter what happens, i will always thank him for standing up for the first responders in new york city and getting them money. that was a terrific moment. when he did that. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: and you brought up mayor koch before, i actually was on the lower east side and he actually came down the block. i was a teacher at the time, and said how am i doing? and i told him not so well, because he was laying off teachers at that point. >> oh, boy. >> caller: but he was an

interesting dude. and george zimmerman, i just -- he is like an evil george costanza, he just does evil things like that. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: he is just in my head as an evil costanza. >> significant shrinkage. >> stephanie: and i think he would try to steal a rybak from a woman that was dead. >> and we only mentioned ed koch because we were just glad we didn't see his penis. >> stephanie: oooooooooh! yeah. twenty-nine minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie

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dumped him. said [ inaudible ]. that's a very good point. president obama yesterday. >> obama: good job. good education for your kids home of your own, secure retirement. i'm going to keep focusing on health care. >> stephanie: okay. talking about -- if we just -- >> obama: if we just stand by and do nothing in the face of immense change understand that the part of our character will be lost. >> stephanie: and then he talked -- he mentioned phony scandals in congress. >> caller: with this endless parade of distractions and political posturing, and phony scandals, washington has taken its eye off of the ball. and i'm here to say this needs to top. >> stephanie: the house republicans do have a strategy. a really, really bad one. >> yeah.

[ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: the central premise is sold by budget munster, paul ryan wipe out deficits in ten years, and embracing the lower cap, four months later is proving to be a bridge too far, only three of the annual spending bills have even been debated. republicans on the house appropriations committee have been required to cut important investments in science, community develop, and aid. time is running short. now they are thinking about doing another stopgap -- continuing resolution thing. >> whatever! >> stephanie: it begs the question is this just another ramp down the road to sequestration. their job has become not to govern, just to burn the place down. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: the president yesterday.

>> obama: the only thing i care about is using the remainder of my term to make this country work for working americans again [ cheers and applause ] >> it's not going to happen! >> stephanie: the president. >> obama: i will not allow gridlock or inaction or willful indifference to get in our way. >> willful is what i do! when i'm no the tavern. [ glugging sound ] >> stephanie: jean in new york. hi gene. >> caller: thank you very much for taking my call. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: i think there is one thing that joins spitzer and weiner, and it has nothing to do with the question of private sexual pack dill lows and moralizing. it's this. when people needed these folks

to be in political office to help them because they were progressive people, they abandoned the people. they left the field. that's the problem. and in no way should they be [ inaudible ] for personal rehabilitation. >> stephanie: yeah, i have heard that argument -- [overlapping speakers] >> caller: progressive people who don't have that baggage and haven't abandoned people. >> stephanie: a lot of people say that david diaper -- [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: that's the thing. mic mark sanford back in. a lot of people have said that. that they didn't think they should have quit in the first place. >> what vitter did was illegal. hiring a prostitute in a diaper. >> stephanie: the prostitute was not in a diaper. senator vitter allegedly was. >> they could have both been.

[ baby crying ] >> we found out who cubicle guy is. he was a reporter covering the press conference. he didn't want to be in the shot, so by looking like he didn't want to be in the shot he became very conspicuous. >> stephanie: don't block the shot. >> what is going on over there? oh, yeah. >> don't block the shot! don't block the shot. got it? we have a right to be here. shoot the shot [ censor bleep ]. >> stephanie: bill o'reilly. okay. dezsy in jacksonville. >> caller: hi, how are you? >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i just wanted to say, i do love your show and i careless what these guys do with their personal life as long as they are not doing it with children. the bottom line here is politics. what are they doing for us as a people? i think when you guys joke about

it, it must be in relationship to hypocrisy, what they are saying that they are not doing versus what they are doing. that's what is wrong with america. we're concerned about what these people are doing in their personal lives and we shouldn't be. >> stephanie: well, again it he made it public. when you start putting stuff on social media -- that was what killed me about the press conference, when he said we had this very public thing happen to us. oh, really? let's go to joan in new york. >> caller: hi, stephanie, aka, sister sleaze. >> stephanie: see, your past always haunts you and peeks over a cubicle when you least expect it. [ laughter ] >> caller: i question the intelligence and judgment of guys like weiner. they are supposed to be smart

and don't they know they put something out on the airwaves it is going to be found out. >> stephanie: the big head is very smart on some of these guys, little one, not so much. >> caller: i guess. thanks, honey, appreciate it. >> stephanie: billy in georgia. >> caller: hey originally i wanted to speak with you on zimmerman -- >> stephanie: all right. >> caller: but i know you think that we southern or redneck people are ignorant -- >> stephanie: no. >> caller: but i watch y'all's stations and why it that you liberals are so one-sided. >> oh, god. >> stephanie: i do watch both sides. i'm guessing that you watch both sides and you just strumabled -- stumbled on our show?

>> caller: i do watch your show i like the guy with the funny teeth. >> do you have funny-looking teeth. >> caller: we don't have teeth. >> stephanie: see, that's funny. >> caller: but, i just find that you are always very one-sided -- >> we have a point of view. >> stephanie: yes, we do have a point of view. that's right. make sure you call rush limbaugh today and tell him that too. >> caller: i will. i will. you have a good day. >> stephanie: all right. you too billy. [ applause ] >> stephanie: see he had a little sense of humor there. [ laughter ] >> he likes the guy with the teeth. >> i -- i don't know who he is talking about? my teeth? i have never been told that before. >> stephanie: can i say, okay this is only for the tv

audience, but when you used to do really immature stuff in high school, that's what mike o'meara reminds me of -- >> when you dry your mouth. >> stephanie: yeah. see that was only funny if you were watching on tv. camille in chicago. >> caller: hi, stephanie and the mooks. i just have to call and give you my opinion on the difference between weiner and spitzer. i think anthony weiner has a serious problem, that's exhibitionism combined with mar schism -- nars schism, i think this is a serious problem that needs to be -- huma said they have had lots of therapy -- >> stephanie: i think you are right, though. it does clearly need more tending, like a little garden of pervness

pervness. >> caller: yeah. but when eliot spitzer got caught with the prostitute i was furious with him. he was the sheriff of wall street. he was on to these guys and i believe if he hadn't have gotten caught, this great recession never would have hand. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: he would have busted these guys big time -- >> stephanie: it's another instant of a really smart guy, that you are like -- what are you writing a personal check? >> caller: you know when they were looking at him -- the republicans were looking at him because they tried to get him for spending government money on hookers, and he didn't. and he was brought down because he was so close to busting up this wall street gang that they were scared shitless -- >> stephanie: oh, did you get

that current? she did start with a good point -- >> people need to learn to self edit. >> stephanie: yes. people unacquainted with the fcc, just like i may become unacquainted with my fcc license shortly. >> really? >> stephanie: no. i have done entirely too much stretching today. i would like to take a little short break. what do you think? >> can you stretch a little bit more? one more call. that would be good. >> stephanie: please stop swearing on the air! karla in illinois. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: how are you today? >> stephanie: you brighten up my day. >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: if um ma is going to take a page out of hillary clinton's play book.

why not take a better page out of the play book and run herself. >> stephanie: yeah, she is gorgeous, she is smart, she is well connected -- >> caller: there is nothing negative to say about her -- >> stephanie: she would be the next mayor of new york. get out of the way you perv. right? >> i think she would win just on that platform. >> stephanie: vote for huma, not the perv. >> right. >> stephanie: forty-six minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> that was strangely arousing. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

john fugelsang: if you believe in states rights but still support the drug war you must be high. cenk uygur: i think the number one thing viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. i think the audience gets that i actually mean it. michael shure: this show is about being up to date so a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i am given to doing anyway. joy behar: you can say anything here. jerry springer: i spent a couple of hours with a hooker joy behar: your mistake was (vo) the day's events. four very unique points of view. tonight starting at 6 eastern.

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of hours with a hooker joy behar: your mistake was writing a check jerry springer: she never cashed it (vo) the day's events. four very unique points of view. tonight starting at 6 eastern. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. (vo) she's joy behar. >>current will let me say anything. ♪

♪ hi my name is my name is -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ hi, my name is, my name is -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. fifty minutes after the hour. >> what is your name? >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. oh -- [♪breaking news theme♪] >> stephanie: the pennsylvania police chief that i mentioned earlier, more fun facts. he is -- blah blah blah. oh he is -- gilbertton pennsylvania. in a video that has received wided a wide attention, he tells people to go [ censor bleep ] themselves as the fires off automatic weapons. in one video he berates

lib-tards and warns of a resolution against the government. he says [ censor bleep ] lib-tards. >> you know he is standing in a union state wearing a confederate flag -- >> that's treason. >> that is kind of treasony. >> stephanie: yikes. so that guy happened. [ applause ] >> and we all let it -- >> stephanie: we all let it happen apparently. and in a completely unrelated story, ted nugent rips stevie wonders attempts to defend dope-smoking trayvon. >> he is complaining about dope

smokers? >> stephanie: right. he said 700 black people were slaughtered in chicago last year by black people and not a peep out of stevie wonder. are you kidding me? how brain dead do you have to be? the army of investigative specialists in florida -- >> uh-huh sure. [ applause ] >> stephanie: isn't that awesome. he said how do you go from being one of the most soulful people in america to being one of the soulless. >> well, he puts out better music than ted nugent. >> stephanie: yeah. in a completely unrelated story also not about crazy people, amanda amanda bynes exhibits

schizophrenia. to which she said yes, i do no i don't. >> that's different. >> stephanie: i just -- cybill has been stuck in my head since the '70s and i remember the green kitchen -- >> and hold your water missy. >> stephanie: that's a different crazy mother movie -- >> that's not carey. >> stephanie: no? >> no. >> stephanie: you are right. hey, kim kardashian and kanye west have spent $769,000 on gold-plated toilets. >> stephanie: what is the point. it would be gold if you sat down on it in the middle of the night? >> stephanie: just to be douches. let's go to peggy in illinois. >> caller: hello, stephanie, i'm

road flair peggy from the democratic side here. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: and i'm going to try to stay calm. that dude that called from the south, hey, we love listening to your view. we're not all agreeing with that dude. first of all, i just want to point out about where they said this story with zimmerman is not about race. i live in an all-white community, and i have three biracial grandsons, and since that verdict they have been harassed. the holdest one was riding his bike, and had a gun pointed at his head and was told to get off of his blankety blank property. i am 55 years old and never had a gun pointed at me.

and my 16-year-old had to look at this man and scared for his life, and look at him and said yes, sir. he could have easily been a trayvon. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and the people that say this isn't about race they are dilutional. >> stephanie: exactly. let's go to marsha in maine. >> caller: hey, there. >> stephanie: hi there. >> caller: every time i hear about one of the politicians who did these outrageous things, it reminds me -- years ago i used to know this psychiatrist who had a practice in washington, d.c. and he had primarily politicians and show business people. and over a bottle of scotch he confessed that they had exactly the same personality profiles which is to say the supersized teflon ego. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: and they think they are somehow -- don't operate by the same rules that the rest of us do. >> stephanie: yeah, i

think -- yeah, i think that's actually a valid diagnosis. mike in st. louis. >> caller: hi thanks for taking my call, love your show. >> stephanie: blah blah blah. >> caller: $0.02 about the bubba caller. i listen to the right-wing radio a little bit too. the simple difference is they don't base what they say on facts. and you do. >> stephanie: thank you. sasha baren cohen has quit the queen movie. he highly anticipated freddy mercury pick has lost its star. he has quit the film. the band wanted to make more of a pg movie about queen.

really? how is that possible? and coen was counting on a gritty -- it has been downgraded now. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ queen song sped up ] ♪ ♪ let him go we will not let you go ♪ ♪ let me go ♪ ♪ will not let you go ♪ ♪ no no no ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: all right. see what i did. i went all that way for that. >> yeah, you did. >> stephanie: close out the show on a ridiculous note. that's it for us. we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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