avoid contact with the occupiers securely hide documents that may interest the occupiers or may harm you do not participate in any meetings organized by the occupying authorities do not sign any papers from the aggressor do not agree to work in the official bodies of the occupiers do not provide any other assistance to the occupiers take care of yourself and your relatives everything will be fine ukraine, we will convince , we will outplay, we will win that you are not news, together we are strong, erafia scares exhibitions of the son of dogs, will replace robopsis, five-star refugees, a prayer for the health of schengen the character of the ambassadors burn all the oaks of the russians have flown for 31 years independent betars bairakter

news is there anything in the world funnier than the russian army so large-scale grandiose terrible for nato countries exhibition forum of the russian federation army 2022 the second army of the world decided to win at the stations well you know something что такое it's so easy now, and cotton was presented in the crimea at the exhibition, no guys, then the army 2022 exhibition forum is not complete.

new friends putin, prepare a man who you say he read from a sheet of paper, a list of countries with which russia is forced to be friends, are you there at all today ? you have uganda behind you, so chat and in front, burundi and ethiopia were attacking. how can these african countries help and prepare russia for of the future to learn how to do without water and electricity and build slums from the middle of high-rises, it is interesting what putin is called by these friends, the leader is a dry hand,

it doesn’t matter what they are called, it is important that putin now has not a friend, but friends of all kinds in the role of the son of kinkin ira and the grandson of a kimer , the president of uganda in the role of an ordinary guy from the ghetto alina gavaylo - in the role of the first lady oleksandr lugashenko in the role of the second lady dmytryk medvedev the same friend who gets stuffed faster than all the series friends of the one who has no limit in russia harmony

looks like this yin is a woman yan white lada and now in we are in touch with a woman who is still looking for her soul mate van hello, how are you? i have everything stably, well, in the sense that i am afraid, vanya, what happened there, speak faster . it's some kind of crimea holiday, i have a potato all over my mouth, i need to clean it, i don't understand what sprinkled it, the crucible is bombed, no, i'm in the crimea, and i'm afraid, well, i'll wipe this cream, don't be afraid. but i'm not in the cream, but in the crimea, specifically in march wow, it 's so scary, van, you didn't understand what a city it is ypa shoot a waltz nastya it's not us of course

damn you're a salesman talking there in kind we're not we where are you shooting i made a military airfield stopupodo no we what are you kz damn paper from krym rest while i'm here fighting vanya you just want to be closer to you i i'm waiting for you so much black, what's the matter while i'm waiting with someone? wow, you don't give a damn, the man looks just like you. what are you looking at men? at home in tagiles yes, my friend went to voloschee, she rested there so cool, she didn’t want to leave at all, well , she

went. the rocket understood nastya nastya, from there you threw a coin into the sea, i’m better than anything and the coin is there . that’s how you fuck it. damn, i rushed to leave. if the bridge is fucked, there is a way to say that the sea of ​​azov is small. you can cross it on foot with all the moron. nastya, i supported myself in ukraine. i got married. you, who went to krym during the special operation, rest, what do you think, i'm a moron, come on , move the pawns in the direction of the house, maybe you'll reach the end of the special operation. and there you look, and i'll pull up better, of course, they pulled you up in a bag. in which house was nastya talking about a bag, and i was talking about a mouse, i wish you guys would squirm, damn,

yes , i would be happy to get tired of these eyes already. i'm stupid, i'm going to poke my eyes out of potatoes, and how the fuck did he marry you, and he's drunk, and he's a boy. but i'm here, damn, i'm so sobered up looking at all that special operation that i'm ready to say, vanya, what is it that you have that dill on the field, it 's dill, it's officers they came to the kitchen to take nothing , they didn’t have time to cook it because of you. okay, i ran. where are you quiet? i ran from the kitchen, and before shooting, i drank pizza. they wanted a pancake. they wanted to demilitarize it. and they received detonation and evacuation. also, on the forum about you, everyone already understood everything. 22 new types of similar weapons were presented,

for example, a robot dog with a grenade launcher. after this news , the military of the dpr became very sad because even some dog has a grenade launcher, soon it will be a high-precision target, but as it turned out, it is not russian at all, but a chinese robot that anyone can buy on aliexpress is the same, as it turned out later, all that the russian technicians did was sew a black cover for the robot so that it would not be recognized as a chinese slave dog. if the orcs decided to steal from aliexpress, then you should not stop there. a lot of interesting things, let them take, for example, a toilet ghoul. this is an effective weapon that allows you to fight even if you have left if necessary. also , let them order new camouflage for the troops in the crimea

. this is also clothing. if there are stones nearby, then a very powerful slingshot, but it is better to immediately take a camouflage suit. well, the main thing the development will be excellent bags for legs in the event of an explosion on a mini leg is better stored hurry up to order before your access to aliexpress is also closed the war will finally end with our victory when yuri the great will make a parody of the last rast yuri the great will save them on the air daily briefing ministry of macaroni of the lapshir federation and the ministry of defense of the russian federation i want to note that on the 183rd day of our three-day special operation, we achieved unprecedented successes , these successes are so unprecedented that they have never happened before so and now for the first time we managed to outwit the ukrainians while they were preparing

for independence day, our specially created division of burnt -out armored vehicles marched into the center of kyiv and took up positions on khreshchatyk until unfortunately, without crews, burned crew members well, other body parts of the crews voluntarily returned home in polyethylene packaging of ukraine, it will not be difficult for them this week, our vks air cosmetic forces of russia showed themselves in the best way, they managed to shoot down a satellite from the series and and-and with some incomprehensible in american letters, for which the ukrainians collected funds from the whole country. this was the first fixed space shot that became possible thanks to the use of our new rocket type, the earth satellite, according to the marking data, we

worked ahead of schedule and beat the satellites. even before the ukrainians bought it, just in case, i want to warn all ukrainian volunteers and ask to buy such a satellite, because you too have already been shot down. in addition, it became known that our negative counteroffensive under bakhmut again, it ended positively, they put up to 500 of our military personnel, they continue to increase their absence in the waters of the black sea, our naval pigs of russia forgive the forces of russia , the command of the black sea fleet in sevastopol reported that they managed to shoot down an enemy drone with the help of the usual roof of their building , so keep the roofs clean in sevastopol больше чем качать бесполотников город поднадёжной защитой или как сейчас it is accepted to speak in ukraine, because the question is, i also want to predetermine that not only the nato army, but also the forces of nature, so in the belgorod

region, in the area of ​​the village of timonov, as a result of the hot weather, the lens effect worked and the ammunition detonated, i don’t know who thought of this version, well, just in case, i will take off my glasses from sin in the future, so that my eyes also did not detonate while the russians ran away from the crimea, some remnants of the army 2022 were presented at the forum, military and sports news to replace the tank biathlon, thanks to the armed forces of ukraine, horse races and a topographic square came. race route length 130 km along the mongolian steppes so we want to appeal to volunteers, start collecting bows and arrows because they are sending

cavalry against us. football, a game for soldiers without limbs, there was a game of artistic posing in a target shooting two hundred in bags called "don't give up" , running along the crimean bridge with obstacles in the form of traffic jams and, of course, a linguistic competition who would say more patriotically the phrase and action вы былы высоме лет все ети высоме лет все ети высоме лет i plowed how but all these types of competitions are unlikely to be implemented thanks to the armed forces meanwhile the last week on the cote d'azur only talks about the monaco battalion talk about how shameful it is to watch by the obscenely rich mps of the national assembly who left the country to

ride on the breasts of their botox-pumped mistresses and the waves of the mediterranean sea in monaco. this is probably the best dynamo kyiv transport in its entire history. why do those who have loved russia so much all these years and scolded the rotting west fled from ukraine to the rotting west, they simply worked according to the principle of drug dealers, never try the crap that you sell while the elite part of the supporters of the russian world basks on the beaches of europe, all other russians are gradually getting their visas canceled there and all they have to do is pray and pray to get visas in russia prayers for obtaining a schengen visa have indeed appeared, but for russians

who have visited ukraine, it will be more difficult to pray now, because how to baptize without hands over the shoulder a we have no other prayer than a prayer for our native land, for its blooming yellow lanitas, for its endless blue sky, for its heroic sons and daughters, for the country that gave us everything and that celebrated the 31st day of independence the day before and this year we really felt the price therefore, may god protect ukraine, may god protect its defenders. glory to jesus, glory to the nation. glory to ukraine began from that february

. the sins of the ukrainian stars are warming they were buzzing in the party, rebuild the parasha, let's launch, we will win, what are you, no news, together, we are strong rakishists deliberately hitting populated areas in broad daylight , laying mines with deadly iron on the holy ukrainian land. but instead of fear and despair , they will see in our eyes only their own death , ukrainian soldiers will pay for every teardrop of our mothers will be taken to hell by the enemy, and our comrades

from the state emergency service, rescuers, fire fighters, pyrotechnics, will help demining, dismantle rubble, bring cities and towns back to life day and night regardless of shelling or fatigue and the darkness will die, we will win and fast in the middle of the free world. new prosperous, happy and invincible ukraine . what to do if you find yourself under the rubble of a house, assess the environment. hear, try to free your arms and legs if you are not sure of your strength patiently call for help if possible use the phone knock

on the pipes heating batteries if no one hears carefully disassemble the debris, try not to touch what everything is supported on, free yourself, look at yourself if possible, give yourself first aid if you know the probable location of the victims under the rubble, inform the rescuers, your help can save lives, don't pass by and i just took her, she's all to me there mur mur i will already live in my armor, you need to ask everything, there is help and even at work people do not work like they do here support in unity and victory will be ours to protect the air, there are many people in need of humanitarian aid, this is a superpower, we and our friends are volunteers there, we help the armies of

each of us, we collected three meriktars in three days, we are a force, we can turn the world upside down, welcome pies on our shoulders and we will entertain everyone, we help, we win as i went from the theater stage to the front lines in my head , not to art, but really volodymyr vashchuk is a soldier , a company commander in the freedom of north donetsk battalion , as well as in the front line, we have never retreated, there are no impossible things if this concerning the destruction, the most important role of a volunteer with the call sign artist is the holy war, which we

must finish two months before the start of a full-scale war on the stage of the capital theater of lesya ukrainka, the acting troupe, the play's repertory, based on which real stories of fighters who fought in the ranks of the ato in the 14th year in the east of ukraine, one of the actors of volodymyr pike has to play the commander of the svoboda petro kuzyk with the callsign apostle in order to better understand his character. on february 23, volodymyr meets with a combatant who became a prototype until two in the morning men can't separate, he talks about life at the front, and two hours after they left, a big war broke out in ukraine

. 34-year-old volodymyr shchuk actually made a choice even before the start of a full-scale invasion . he decided that he would fight. the matter is only about freedom, because they talked to me in a couple of hours, but it is the combat correct settings, the right values, what he says is that we should fight for ukraine and not die, that every soldier is important, that we are the same mother, that is, all these things, uh, really motivated me, well, volodymyr, who has a so-called white ticket and still has no military experience, went through a short training and took up a weapon for the first time, here he got his callsign, an artist, an artist demonstrates such results that even during training he becomes as a platoon commander and already in

such a status, he goes on his first combat mission in irpin. this was our first baptism of fire when we received such a volume of mortars, let's fly to this building where our guys fall at least straight into the roof and they are in the basement, and we have so far run under mortar shelling of the already burning building, this is what the guys got from the basement two weeks ago, he played on the stage of the theater and starred in a movie, here is the last pre-war photo on his instagram. this is the first thing that he launched already under during the war in march , at that moment i realized that everything that was filmed in our cinema was about the war, it was full of bullshit and that the war is not a romantic thing at all, where the floor will not pee on the board, you did not expect that you are so capable, but er, irpin of the unit artists destroyed his first enemy drg 10 russian

special forces, they were really stuffed dudes, because they had a pecheneg in a machine gun, everyone had a fly or a wasp, enemy drgs were prowling everywhere , and murdered and tortured civilians were simply lying on the streets, it was there in irpin that the artist learned to defeat the worst the enemy was actually afraid, we wanted to kill the muscovites, but it was more, you know, i already understand more, er, fabulous heroic things, and when such shelling is dense and powerful, we were not ready for it, and of course we were afraid, but you understand that as a commander, you are not you can just take it and leave there because they are looking at you and this gave you an impetus, you know what people should be following you at this time his eyes and heart are in mariupol, his hometown and the very theater

thanks to which volodymyr once fell in love with acting in the basements drama theater among hundreds of civilians, my sister, the russians drop 500 kg of aviabu on the building, i didn't smoke for seven years. and when i got there, my bom smoked that day and it was very difficult for me because in 3 days i had no contact with my sister and did not know what it happens later she dialed and said that 5 hours before this explosion and she had time, he would leave soon and he himself would find himself in the east there after kyiv region. they are sending a unit to the artist. i am sure he is already a well-shot fighter, but for the first time he is showing the foreigner how wrong he was with us, the contact was uh, well, every a minute , the war of the infantry with the artillery all night got

the guys in the morning, i come and sit down and we are all in new uniforms that just arrived and i am sitting and i am completely covered in blood and i am sitting in this state the combatant looks at me and says, don't worry, it's blood my brothers cried a lot, they just cried a lot. for us, it was a shock and we really roared with the boys and we understood that we could be next. you can't get used to this during the battle in north donetsk. he is not the commander of the company in which the artist volodymyr serves. responsibilities, later he heads the company, officially i found out that he is a real actor, a real one, it was

revealed to me by my daughter, who went to see him at the play , she often goes with her girlfriend, she doesn't say, but this is a real actor. i think i saw it somewhere, i say no i know i asked hahaha i'm leaving the question he yes well yes shyly andriy kryvushchenko with the call sign beard also went to war as a volunteer now he is volodymyr's deputy they went through rubizhne and severodonetsk together he says the commander always goes into battle first because he is the leader and these are his ideas, they inspire the unit, people see what he wants, he goes accordingly. when your commander moves forward, well, you follow him, it's impossible to stand sharp. moreover, when he goes forward, he is not mindless . to be it was safe for the unit with the maximum

damage to the enemy and the people believe and i consider it a success in the war if you managed to save the maximum number of personnel and at the same time fight not to leave, hold your position and take a bunch of enemy people with you, but despite all this, save the personnel, i am very worried maybe you don't need to take this command, he says, well, who. someone has to take responsibility. i say so. and why are the boys so drawn to you, and he said a classmate such a thing, he says, do you understand the army and war is completely different things, the army is hazing, it's construction, it's this endless marching, and everyone says so. and war is about

humanity. if my soldiers are tired, i can be everything so that he rests, well, some such purely human things, wife. viktoria can talk for hours about the exploits of her beloved from the first days of the war, she is also a volunteer in the svoboda battalion , works at the headquarters, now volodymyr is in kyiv recovering from a concussion and a sniper's bullet, this sniper worked uh and through the wall and at this time it killed my brother, it hit him in the eye. well, we had a contact fight, and there were three severe concussions of execution in the mind, well, with all the stepsons, as i say, what are there? well, compared to what he came, it was terrible. here that's how they met after 60 days of the north donets hell, i have

a memory card, friends, i'm returning this, god, i was a little unearthly, and then finally everything poured out , everything that could pour out, together for 11 years, seven married before volodymyr's departure to the east decided to get married god's volodymyr made god's mary victoria was at war and vikusya said one important phrase: i have to protect you in some way, i have to protect you in some way, we went to the priest and he said that easter will be in a week, but he says that i will marry you, well, it is important for you to go, i always say, i want to live in you as i want to get into you so that i can live in you in the capital, the artist managed to remember a little of his pre-war life after a break of almost six months. he is back on the stage of his hometown theater named after lesya ukrainka. he is back again. look and think. i am not

kidding. they discovered their commander in a new way, she gave a standing ovation, although the artist himself, his colleagues say, they were afraid of whether he would survive. in the trenches, they did not deprive volodymyr of his acting plasticity, it remained. i don't think that this transition from an actor to a military man somehow happened, i just automatically passed into another life, i was this a now my task as a man is this, the war will end with a victory, there will be other tasks besides, and how the actor kraschuk works for the benefit of his battalion during treatment in the hospital came together with his colleagues to a charity show a little black raven raised money to support the legion