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from whistle to whistle, in addition to emotions from germany, the fighter brought video gifts for his brothers, football player oleksandr zinchenko congratulated one of them on his birthday and sent greetings to everyone. all of us here at the national team are very worried about you and bow to you for all that you are doing for the country, for us, and risking your life. will choose our freedom. a friend said that you can not give a gift on a birthday. another greeting for a military man who, like rostislav, was in russian captivity. good evening, glory ukraine. the athletes gave rostyslav t-shirts and balls with autographs, he will raffle them off for donations. the funds collected from the raffle of these balls will go to the needs of the armed forces. these are drones.
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and the car, my husband will remember this trip also by setting a personal record, before that i walked on the day e, somewhere 2.5 km as a maximum, but with the relocations i had to walk a little more, and i walked 4 and 4.5 km, and when i asked what he dreams about now, rostyslav answered without hesitation, to walk again without crutches, i... i think everything will work out for me. olena loskun, roman syshchenko and tymofiy koschei, tssn 1.1. marathon, only news. somehow. may dreams come true, wounded heroes recover, our national team pleases such vip fans with victories. this concludes the final issue of tssn, but channel 1.1 remains on the air of the united marathon, so stay with us. the end
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of the broccoli fever, the gay birds attack the dpr style. sosaldo attacked poland. we know for sure who will be the next president of russia. who? a person who will pay reparations. this is berektar news, a bit of optimism, humor and beauty. this is about the girls section, not about us. did the bairaktarchiki fly? flew away bayraktar. the season of the project who wants to become a millionaire on a budget is over. next year, the center of kyiv will remain on last year's cobblestones. firstly, the rada withdrew the military tax from the communities in favor of the budget, and secondly, next year all the money from the roads will be transferred to the defense of the country, and not to the financial protection of corrupt families. i am allergic to luxury. finally decided to put no. paving stones, and orcs in bags, vitaly
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volodymyrovych, that with tiles, as one great man said, not everything can see tomorrow day, and i looked and saw that if i spend budget money on cobblestones, then i am a trendsetter, it is not yet clear to the end whether the deputies have finally understood everything, or simply the road to their house has already been built, but the fact remains. budget creatives will have to invent something new. the cobblestones will not penetrate anymore. i would leave them without drums in bomb shelters. excellent result without overpayments. so the program of entrusting officials with an asphalt trough began. but they still have many options. you can still switch places trees in the taroshchan forest. replace the air in the podilsk district with the air from bortnychai,
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let's better not tell them, we will not build the country like that, the success of the oscar for navalny inspired russian artists from propaganda to create a new masterpiece. russian fake screenwriters made a film in the style of post-debilism. such a story came to makitra to some genius from katsab. the rear teams of the armed forces of ukraine are gathering harems of mobilized female medics. and under the threat of being sent to zero, women have to sleep with these commanders. well, enough spoilers. here, see for yourself. it was the katsaps who removed the evidence. mom, hello, where did you arrive ? yes, it’s fine, everything, no, not at zero, well, here’s the situation, well, in short, so that i don’t get sent there, i have to... be friends with
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the commander, well, in a sense, mom, well, be friends, well, damn, well, sleep , well, yes, the doctor, what, yes, god, just said, either yes, or she would, but based on the level of the ukrainian language, one gets the feeling that they were filming where they are re-educating captured russians, suddenly she won’t believe us, что это веджидной украйнцы, я всё came up with, let's turn on okeaneltse in the background, all ukrainians i'm listening to takionels, head, is it possible? it was better to ukrainianize this video so that people would believe in it even more. a woman should eat lard. yulia tymoshenko's scythe should be on her head. a blind bandur player in a dynamo kyiv t-shirt should be playing nearby. a portrait of taras
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shevchenko with uselets, who is being embraced by stepan bandera, would not interfere with the wall. an actress from a fake country will talk in more detail about how russians shoot fakes. performed by oleksandra mashlyativ. i am raisa veniaminovna bezny, a graduate of the perm college of cinematic art named after boris korchevnikov, already showing breasts, and this is not the right casting, my best role, a russian mother with a stroller, who is shot with a banderamobile machine gun, played in a series of videos where i told how donbass was bombed for 8 years, filmed in voronezh. well, in order not to build the scenery, a ruined, very tight shooting schedule, in the morning we eat a child's dummy, at lunchtime we pray to zelsky in a satan costume, and in the evening already in a fat man's costume in the studio with kobeeva, i show what was filmed during the day, i got a shooting site, as in the joke, through
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the bed, the director just stopped on the highway, to buy apples from me, i came over, and then after the shower we somehow talked, here i am, there are problems, not all ukrainian words can be pronounced, for example, zaliznitsa, so i had to say there instead , where the trains are tuduh-tuduh, tuduh-tuduh, tuduh-tuduh, in short, it turned out stupidly, but it will work for idiots, it will work for russians, m, the average age in our profession is 45 years, and more, putin’s detachments, but i’m not only actress. tv story about a crucified boy in slavyansk prompted me to try my hand at screenwriting . now i am writing about a hamster crucified by ukrainian nazis. ukraine teaches pig dogs to give paws,
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obey commands and not bite anyone. this is a title for skabeeva. and in fact , tymes journalists said that ukraine. reeducates and deprograms russian prisoners of war. what do they do with them there? they force us to eat russian -speaking boys in panties, kill snowmen, dig a new black sea for us, and my god, maybe they do the most terrible thing, they teach how to use the toilet, a complete violation of orkoviek's rights. oh, boys, they are so pitiful, in the agency... the fsb of the russian orthodox church is replenished and not the usual, vocally schizoid one. therefore, the music and folk glory of moyachnya is performed by the senior pastor of the light of christ mission church, olga golovkina. i thank you. we take, lord, this
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runway, we rise to heaven with your ballistic missiles, we rise there with your supersonic planes, lord, we rise to carry this blessing. are they praying for rockets and warplanes? from such news, the communist dzyuganov will start baptizing himself so much that he will be a sheepskin will tear they spoke quite honestly about me, i did not violate any faith, any culture. as far as i'm concerned, everything is clear, the woman said kindly. was there something else there? about fasting or about toast, but let there be both toast and fasting at the same time, hayrefia will disintegrate into atoms, into atoms, что там далее, i thank you, we take, lord, this take-off strip, we rise to heaven, with your ballistic
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missiles, we rise there by yours, my lord, by supersonic planes. what are they worthless even muntyana is normal in us we can't plagiarize about witchcraft, death, etc., but what to do if there is no reason for victory, we have to arrange songs, fear god, the news of the so-called dpr is impressive, meet the new, ingenious creativity of dpr propagandists, in ukraine they hung bird feeders for gays, bam how are you such is elton john. now it is clear why birds fly to hot
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countries for the winter, so that no one condemns their choice. it is interesting, in the opinion of muscovites, what do they feed gay birds in the feeders? marshmallows, avocado toast or coconut milk cappuccino? dear deputies, we have a very important issue on our agenda. yes, we have done a lot for animals from unconventional ways. sexual orientation, but we still need to allocate funds for the construction of nests, chicks, bisexuals, beehives, transgender bees and basements for swinger rats. i understand that everyone is tired, because the whole day they voted for biolaboratories and the sale of organs wholesale and retail, but without this law, the americans will not charge us a salary and will not allocate land plots in miami, so let's have a drink to cheer up tears of children of donbas.
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and let's work a little, birds, birds with a traditional orientation, please don't sit on these feeders, they are not for you, listen, come with me to the toilet, i 'll tell you there, at the same time i'll finish what i didn't start, and one more news, tvs were installed in gay bird feeders so they could watch their favorite discovery column, putin, lukashenko and orban held a tripartite meeting. a video appeared from the position of the orks when they heard our ffrons. the head of avtador found out that next year all money for roads will be transferred to the armed forces.
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gazmanov's acrobatic stunts have also become popular with special effects. so that ordinary russians don't worry about which newspaper to wipe their children's asses with, and which puddle to collect water from to cook their meals. dmytro piskov told how difficult it was. his daughter lived in paris, i believe him, a poor, poor, poor child, probably from a young age, earned her own living by hard work, i really earn my own money, my instagram is monetized, and what was she able to earn in that france , an apartment, actually it is located in one of the most expensive districts of paris, its area is 180 km, and the most interesting thing is that its price is... of course, she denied herself everything, because dad
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loves watches more than you, but in this photo, lisa is forced to take pictures in the background of the eiffel tower, the girl is so disgusted that she even turned away, in her eyes, the desire to be somewhere in kaluga or bryansk right now, and all the luxury horror that she had to experience at... a vile event will be told by the daughter of the kremlin mustache, performed by irena soponar . no, well, what is there to tell, no i suffered in this cursed paris , i remember terribly how many hours i spent in these boutiques, how many dresses from their shit i bought, one thing makes me happy that i got rid of these smelly euros, but bourgeois dresses did not get, it happened when... i could buy myself jeans
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, never forget these terrible skirt trends, i had to save money, i bought myself things that were already worn, for example, i have an edith piv dress and a princess diana handbag, i walk around here wearing clothes like a bum, dad never just likes me did not send the money so that he would send it to me, i had to ask him, you can imagine, i... i couldn't even afford to buy new furniture, i had to buy old italian furniture from the 16th century, i didn't want to study in france at all, but dad insisted, i wanted to. here in russia, he will enter the voronezh theological seminary , dedicate himself to god, well, just looking at how patriarch kirill lives, i wanted exactly that, by the way, and the pope did not tell you how i lived modestly in nice, nyshchynsky in monaco, miserly in milan poor in ibiza, and then the
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same, it is in the reverse order, no, well then i won't, i don't want to torment my soul again. this autumn is unusual, not only the leaves on the trees turn yellow, but also the territory of the temporarily occupied ukrainian lands, thanks to the resistance movement the yellow ribbon. these photos once again prove that despite nine years of occupation, luhansk, alchevsk, lutugine, it was, is and will be ukraine. therefore , there is already a yellow ribbon on the temporarily occupied territories, and after the arrival of our defense forces there, blue will be added. and then the ukrainian flag will fly unhindered over all the liberated territories, as ukrainian anthems sing of the rebel army tape by tape. the time will come, and these ribbons will tie knots and unite all our territories. glory to united ukraine, glory to the heroes. a hundred years pass.
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there is no peace, somewhere in donbas it is coming from the east. to take away the will of our people, not to take away the will of our people, here is glory, here is glory, glory to ukraine, glory to ukraine, glory to all heroes, here is glory, here is glory, glory to ukraine, long live bandera and his state, here is glory, here is glory, glory to ukraine, glory to ukraine. glory to all the heroes, here is glory, here is glory, glory to ukraine is most frequent to vander, and to him the state borders vander, and his state
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is a completely legitimate goal for us, to protect the crimean bridge. russia has spent more than a billion dollars. echelon observation, enemy units on duty 24.7. helicopters, ships, radio electronic detection station, this is the most guarded military facility in the world. russian propaganda is based on symbols. the korom bridge is a symbol of the power of the russian state. this is a real blunder for sputler and rashka. this operation changed the world's naval concept operations this is a new paragraph and a new step in the history of naval battles. we actually reversed the philosophy, the very approach.
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the beginning of the construction of the crimean overpass marked the understanding that russia was preparing for the great war. as soon as we started to build it, in fact , we already understood that in the event of a full-scale war, it would be the main logistical arte. for the enemy, that is exactly what happened, and the enemy troops in the south of ukraine, they are fueled at the expense of the kriv bridge, the corresponding weapons, means of defeat, they advance exactly, followed the appropriate logistical path , the crimean bridge itself was a guarantee for russia that they would be able to do it at any time and very quickly, you are being taken,
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guys, taken, taken on a journey. the supply chain is very important for the enemy. by destroying this bridge, this viaduct, we would deprive russia of freely transferring heavy weapons, heavy equipment, tanks to crimea, as well as providing fuel and ammunition to the black sea fleet of russia, which was quartered in our sevastopol. this is completely the law. for us the goal, according to norms of the geneva convention, other norms of international law, current legislation, customs, the tradition of waging war, this is a completely legal goal, it is essentially an illegal construction on... the territory of ukraine. president zelenskyi personally ordered the destruction of this overpass. it can be noted that in fact we are experts on
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the crimean bridge for the reason that we hit it for the first time on october 8 last year. it happened the day after the seventy-year-old bunker grandfather, i think he had a very bad headache that morning, and we gave him a proper, you know, present. ieds, so-called improvised explosive devices, and the corresponding hexane mixture were used, the amount of which was almost 15 tons, that is in the third equivalent, almost correspondingly 21 tons. therefore, you all saw the consequences well, they tried to restore it for more than eight months, but still they did not fully restore it. and for the second time, we hit the bridge on july 17 of this year with the help of the corresponding sea drones of type c. baby, and this time we entered not from the land, but, of course, from the sea. this is a joint operation of the service
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security of ukraine and the naval forces of the armed forces of ukraine, our two divisions. it is necessary to collect all the intelligence data, all the information about what this bridge is made of, what its structural elements are, in order to understand what weapons we can use to destroy them. there was an incident. a set of relevant operational, including operational and technical measures. appropriate documentation was also obtained, which we used for future planning of fire impression. vasili vasiliyovych malyuk gave me one a nice little book. where he took it, i can only guess, it is the construction of a transport crossing through kenchuvske, working documentation. the design documentation of a tank, missile, airplane, it is secret in itself, not to mention such a strategic object as the crimean bridge.
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here we found everything we needed to understand how we would destroy it, this crimean bridge. hunter, he is a strong engineer, exactly the one who knows how to make correct calculations, but together with him we... did and planned all this. according to those from the documents we read, we already understood how it should look, but it's one thing when it's on the drawings, and another thing, how it's actually done. during the preparation for the operation, most of the information used for intelligence was obtained from open sources. one of the sources of such information was a video recording of a russian woman vacationing in the crimean bridge area on a yacht. and photographed the internal structures of the bridge arch. this information gave us an understanding at
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which point to attack the bridge in order to cause maximum damage to it. every russian with a smartphone is our best friend, comrade and client. we have the opportunity to observe many objects inside russia itself, in the occupied territories and so on, let them film more, and photograph, and teach and record. the crimean bridge is built in a strait, where there is a very large layer of silt, and in order to be anchored in this silt, er, the russians used 15-20 or even 30 different piles for each... support, which are stuck into the mud, and above this broom, it is united by a concrete bull, and further there is a support on which
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the same overpass is located, it must have been very difficult to destroy this support because it is very thick, but my engineers had such a brilliant idea that we would try to break these piles that are under the lower side at the water level, they cracked, then this support, in principle, it itself will pull this bridge down even more, from a technical point of view, it was such a very difficult task that had to be carried out, we do not have such missiles, and we also do not have such huge torpedoes, but bombs aviation, ukraine probably has them, but ukrainian aircraft will not fly there, after consulting with vasyl melyak from the service and the head of the naval air service, nyshpai, we came to the conclusion that we need to build a new
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naval drone that will be able to deliver: excitement up to four points. the speed of the drone must be such that at the final stage it can break away, for example, from the pursuing ships, if there are any, or maneuver and when we will be attacked by helicopters. they should have been on this drone continuous, guaranteed communication with the drone. these are such very complex engineering solutions that we needed to find as soon as possible. the security service of ukraine, it has united the best specialists from many fields, these are engineers, these are programmers, these are military sailors who today work on the production and further successful use of naval drones. a prototype for the creation of a military naval surface
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drone. type see baby was a cossack boat seagull. it was rather small in size compared to enemy ships, and at the expense of it this he successfully maneuvered between them and even then was used to successfully perform certain naval combat tasks. by the way, if you look at seebay , our marine surface drone, when it gets on a speedboat, that is, it moves quickly across the surface of the water mirror, it at that moment... it looks very similar to the chaika's cossack coat. our glorious ancestors and they constantly inspire us, and we feel that corresponding genetic connection. we made a prototype, loaded one and a half tons of sand in bags into it, the main task was this to understand if this material works and how it works, we beat the ice with this boat
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, we cut these pieces of ice at speed , it is absolutely not afraid of any impacts, no cracks, it is repairable, it can be transformed to perform any tasks. when we developed it, planned it, then produced it, then conducted the first successful tests, all this time we were in a team among ourselves, we called it a baby, not a baby, and so on, in the future it remained only to add marine ones, i will be frank, at a certain stage, i don't like it i really liked it, because i understood that some people might look and understand that this is a certain selfish move on my part , since the name is consonant with my last name, but the team and in particular hunter, the head of the relevant department, they really persuaded me, what they say, sir
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head, whatever you name the ship, it will sail, let it be seebabbi, and when i once again came to the production, i noticed that the corresponding name was already written on the hulls , the key to managing and implementing this special operation is communication. we were able to add to our team of volunteers who helped us arrange. on our sea babies, the best communication in the world, because we could not rely on the products of ilon mask, we are in constant contact with our partners, and when they looked at the stuffing that our boats are made of, electronically, they were simply amazed, they tell us that they learn from us, and these are our top colleagues from western education, this is our team, and this
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is exactly the creative approach of the security service of ukraine and all those who are interested in it, only our forces and means are used and we created this product, if you look inside the drone, the whole boat inside is written off, for every destroyed house, for every separated family, for every unfulfilled dream we will take revenge, there are inscriptions, well, whatever you can. and they wish us success, and they curse the russians, for every tear of our parents, our wives and children, for every dead ukrainian, we will take revenge, we built and tested them, these drones, and in the same way people learned to make them, the first thing we started , we didn't start training on these drones, we started learning marine subjects, operator, who controls an aerial drone, it is different from an operator who controls
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a surface drone, it is necessary to have certain abilities.

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