kennedy: it tonight i am anxiously watching vladimir putin u.s. curiously gone missing the last weekend at half every being has been asking where is he? he resurfaced today with the president and i of kurdistan and reassure the people the he is alive and well but somebody should tell that to facebook because have the alrighty vladimir putin attracting millions or billions of likes i am not

sure there were warning or celebrating but it did seem plausible that he was overthrown in a coup but - - 31 is in switzerland with his baby, as she has another screaming dictator into the world. the other idea is he was shovelled away for surgery to emerge with long butterscotch hair. kennedy: either way it is a win-win. rigo he is in love with his looks so the enhancement would not be out of character but it is hard not to draw parallels between the leader in someone who was to lead the united states. and hillary is nowhere to be

found. for a stretch on weeks on end where we cannot see anything of her. while personal speculation she went to a brazil clinic for a a full body lift to be bought if only to re-emerge looking like jennifer anniston. make that a double. perhaps they hit the reset button. qc it healing in tandem? it all makes perfect sense. almost as much as helleri excuses has to how and why should deleted half a per e-mail. she says they're all personal but how did she come up with secretary of? who knows?

there probably gave it to lewis lerner. and questionable judgment may taint the presidency. into a picture of days to take about what they could do with the hubris as they continue to go unchecked. with that it respecter and to argue with the lefty the michelle obama campaign i am kennedy. kennedy: 47 republicans senators and the open letter

to the every and leadership critical of negotiations obama is undertaking to stall the program. summer a agree as they tried to undermine policy with the act of surrender their fundamentally flawed. what does the unprecedented victory looks like with iran? >> to overthrow the regime was one that is a democratically elected. >> that works well in iraq can remove that model over? because we walked away to allow the ayatollah to influence the government to was a failed policy not because of the decision to overthrow saddam hussein but of what follows. kennedy: when you start the active campaign?

>> that is a strong constituent base right there >> but say you are president when you start to move into strongarm? >> where a the president is elected i think it will already have what it takes to get a nuclear weapons program. there have a broad and deep infrastructure with the weaponization activities that are well in vans with the ballistic program to provide a delivery system. this legitimizes the regime politically and the long pull on proliferation eight - - proliferation. >> it is easier to have that ballistic system but i don't trust them either and i think the president is foolhardy -- foolhardy but i don't quite understand the

polish he goes for with iran snaky is we can deny either who thinks he can deal with the ayatollah the getty is the smartest man on earth. he thinks he can cut a deal this is a pattern of behavior asperity all the way to have a successful negotiation is if i reinstates nuclear weapon in free and they are peaceful forever. to is that hyperbole? demand zero. >> it is in knowing what their program is but with the capabilities but we don't know where they are right now. or to measure their compliance the iranians have violated every commitment

they have made on nuclear related issues from the time they sound on to the treaty with the nine weapons state there is a reason to think for them to use that. >> but that is the problem ; not to comply with their words. >> and don't have a problem with his lot but it is the authoritarian version. >> nine o leave their religious fanaticism but that regime is not just the ayatollah but the revolutionary guard corps and. >> and they control the middle east. kennedy: what you to come back, we don't have a nuclear iran and we also don't invade because i think they are mutually exclusive. let's move to delivery because she were the only one that has the state .gov

and had even address their suggesting valery garett to put this out here to torpedo her presidential campaign. >> it is entirely possible that what nobody talks about two separate e-mail systems one is says unclassified the other is classified. it is physically separate you cannot send e-mail to the classified system. are we to believe that in four years of being secretary state she is so prolific and tech savvy during all those years she never once used the classified system? that is hard to believe the end of now it than what was she doing for her day job? >> that was my question.

to me she was not effective secretary of state that she was not as good at her job. >> that is why she is tolerable as president. one of the fears people have is the smart phone could be taken control loved by somebody outside. even when you think is off a kid turned into a transmitting device to listen. that is why in a secure area you have to put into a mailbox where she kerry around of blackberry for food and -- for four years? got a windows to got control of that. >> now we know what they're capable of lamp black viewers finally with me on this issue. >> thank god for the nsa. nobody gave the memo to of hillary. kennedy: please come back.

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♪ kennedy: welcome back. estrange 70 york dynasty is suspected of murdering three people for years. his wife is gone. a good friend is dead and eight neighbor is dismembered. he unknowingly left his microphone on during an interview during a documentary on hbo that is so disturbing in and reared. if you could hear that bathroom confession he forgot he had on a microphone and was arrested on saturday edward lens of a budget the while making every twist to flee the country.

aa knows more from co-host of the five. >> i am so excited to be here and congratulations there is nothing i love more than to put away the bad guys. working for the district attorney as a prosecutor and what we see here they are alleging it was a different situation. kennedy: allegedly he killed his wife in 1982 a medical student then his best friend shot her execution-style end supposedly schaede it all the secrets was about to be interviewed bout her disappearance then he admits to dismembering his number in -- labor claiming self defense but was acquitted is that a serial killer? >> survey the fact he is

alleged to have killed with reckless abandon anyone that has testified against him but they might be able to finally get him. that is the best thing with the cold case you can even open for homicide if you ever developer get the evidence for forensic analysis sort and the commission and to produce the bettencourt there will be issued kerry to see if it is admissible. kennedy: he was not recorded by police but he knew that it is that enough to go one? >> pie was in front of the judge abbacy i declaration against interest that you have to meet the criteria for a jury to hear it. there has to be additional evidence besides the statement itself now we see that with the envelope that has the exact writing with the incorrect spelling that you say is against his

interest? he admitted to multiple homicides why should a jury and judge believe you? you have to show it is credible. kennedy: how much of this document -- documentary plays into that? >> as a prosecutor you can bring any part before a judge to introduce into evidence to pull space together to say this is what he did this is what he said there is a reason

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kennedy: michele obama ed just appeared on eln to generous show for her let's move campaign. >> the campaign says give me five of social need asking people to give me five ways they are indeed being a healthy life. kennedy: i am all in favor of health a living but the league is the government's job to make you healthy and i don't and then starting

with the kids' lunches. back off. seven tsa i am crazy this is "you're crazy, kennedy". joining me as the fox news contributor and a lover of the first lady in all things crazy. [laughter] here we are. give me five things that you do. >> yoda. writing. sleep. a blights. -- eight whites. >> running. but maybe i will have the shelf because i am a democrat. kennedy: i guess it. >> the palo a bed of egg whites. kennedy: was so much over regulation you will never be

part of that 1% i know they mean well. dell but she means well but the problem is the 4.5 billion dollars they put it into the federal food program for schools and if you opt out of the nutrition standards he'll get the federal funding but kids are throwing away all the crap beat disgusting in edible dry food it is just stick. >> some of this is but i have had school lunches when i was elected. it was just as discussing with slot page shows angeles mystery meat. this does not affect of the parent wants to give their kids whenever if you want to give to steamrolls then go ahead but the schools have standards. kennedy: your parents gave you grab the food and candy

or a thin person and. >> my mom had a terrible diet and she is then cpac perhaps the federal government doesn't need to tell people what to do but they still turn out okay. >> but let me say with the history of the fda guidelines going back through the 1930's with usda guidelines not created by michele obama or the president they are just changing in them all the but they have not been changed in 15 years. on top of that she created an initiative for a campaign. maybe it is not the best but eleanor roosevelt had one that was knitting. what is wrong with educating over u.s.? obesity has gone up 30% in 30 years? there is nothing wrong with it. kennedy: obesity is not a partisan issue there are big fat people on both sides but

we all go through societal evolution as a family and a culture and the city right now we're on the downtrend. >> actually between two and five rolls for getting thinner before her campaign started in 2010 senate but that is not because of the fact it is not the obesity issue as much as nutrition. kennedy: but the team roles were suffering from muscle the city long before her campaign started so there is no correlation between what the first lady was doing and preschoolers but what was happening at that time is pediatricians and parents were educating them saucing and each other to figure out breast-feeding was a better way to start life in the long view breastfeed study after study has shown the

less obesity will encounter throughout adolescence. >> will not fight about that but what the government needs to get involved in is the fact we have diabetes and oppression and breast cancer all these things are linked to obesity and as a taxpayer i know you don't like to pay your taxes idea you pay your taxes. [laughter] kennedy: unfortunately government programs have not been shown to have a massive coronation the you would hope although well-intentioned her campaign just lends to a more regulatory state. please come back. >> as long as i am not bloated. kennedy: you are a tiny. don't tell people what to each.

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kennedy: it is like the love boat on land. and we have strange new stories. this is the "topical storm". number one ted cruz was trying to fire up the faithful in new hampshire instead of sounding presidential he sounded -- he sounded hysterical as he scared a three year-old little girl. >> the whole world is on fire. >> the world is on fire? >> yes. your world is on fire. but your mommy is here and everyone is here to make sure the world the you grow

up in is even better. kennedy: that is good. tell her that her world is on fire. don't tell me you're painting a picture with words or over exaggerating make sure you personalize it so she thinks is her fault. beaumont says the issue was not scared if i was. don't you have a of a filibuster to screw up? number two. canada. could do was home to read the interest and when anybody would do well pursued takes the chase to the ball. maybe even trying to relive the greatest chase scene from blues brothers.

do know how they found him? number three. what did you do for your 100th birthday? did you wash down your cake with prune juice? not georgia or georgina's she turned 100 and celebrated her second century like a boss. she strapped herself and threw herself out of an airplane. 10 times as courageous either that or her family for stir out on gunpoint.

they say but he is said gave a for hooligans the looks like a game of football. check out the move. mercy. he picks them up and smashes him down. he picks it up in flames in over his head of the use requires trading or liability waivers he did receive a citation and a two week suspension bill based he did not deflate him first. number five. '03 time lot riding champion who was lucky to be alive in a race on saturday when his car exploded on the track and snapped in half.

he crashes are right at the finish line there already rolling on the scene we're waiting to get word this is incredible. kennedy: he'll walk away from a a the accident he waved at the crowd. it is unclear what happened but it seems like georgina's family was also trying to collect on his policy. if you have any stories tweet me you can also find me on instagram. cut in of showing me how to kill someone using a candy

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31 to speculate what vladimir putin was doing? >> all that was bad either he died or he had a love child where there was a coup. i never president would go away for a couple of days but instead it goes to california to do a tv shows. kennedy: you are right. both of them did first the president than the first lady than that i girls are going to get around. kennedy: dial in a back for their children. [laughter] but speaking of a beloved child he does have a hot baby llama. >> dyking guarantee he did that have a shirt on he was doing something so russian he was probably being a bear at chess.

kennedy: of the baby mama had the baby he could nurse a child because he is that strong. >> because the baby can now without a shirt. [laughter] ended really kill the tiger with its baby hands. his first person said amid all the gossip it is march madness. >> his spokesman also said he thinks it would be nice if someone had a contest to sit in the best jokes. great idea send them in. you will not get in trouble for that. he has a great sense of humor. point your complete address to make a already know that. kennedy: made sure they

complete identify you before they tell you how funny you are. kennedy: are we worrying too much time but should be worrying about hillary and her emails? day michelis imagine what would i do fis space would not be accountable for 11 days when i delete emails or do jaime campbell? kennedy: of a typical was lerner's pension and the clinton team has spent a sign saying the excuse is she has been under fire and the spokesperson said yesterday that the in individually bed every single e-mail before defeating the they were deemed a personal to rue du alleviate all concerns. they would not do that. what is the point of having her own server?

directed they conducted the internal investigation and that is good enough for the. [laughter] they said they tried really they're making it worse it just isn't even getting close to reasonable excuse but first the dead batteries them -- 3w says search function. >> goes into a separate folder you look at a later. >> i am sure that all of those missions from the foreign governments offered to give billions of dollars over personal. >> if it's a buddy knows how to delete history and emails it is probably the clintons and bill clinton specifically. i feel sorry if there was a wedding planner name to ben gauzy and all of his emails were deleted. [laughter] kennedy: i want to make sure i don't have any record to

plan my daughter's record because that is not important at all. >> everything is like yoda, a grandchild, my daughter's wedding, it is a focus group typist of -- type of stuff. kennedy: that i am healthy and the miserable so many personal connection i want to get rid of it is the ratio admits she doesn't know how e-mail works every time they show her a picture with the blackberry she should say i have to address is? how do i put this on one type of device? [laughter] because they made fun of john mccain because he would be 72 send him to the glue factory but she will be 69.

get the keys away from grandma doesn't know how of blackberry works. kennedy: she cannot be entrusted to the coded to the football if she is a no emails. >> forget the 3m call. >> god forbid it is a snap chat. [laughter] bill clinton is that is mine. hello? this is clinton foundation it is personal. kennedy: thanks for being here. coming up next to 83 have to return and a fading into a weapon. stay with me. friday night, buddy.

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♪ kennedy: welcome back is important to be able to do disable or tell an assailant at the drop of the hat is a a hat or a frisbee or items within reach that is why we brought in what is expert on to the show. master sergeant shepard robert h. guide to improvise and weaponry if you read that on an airplane nobody will mess with your. [laughter] you could recognize him from the discovery channel. >> nice to be here. >> i travel every week from

a los angeles to new york to do the job you cannot take anything on the plane so how would i defend myself? salicylates take a sharp bend pencil. >> that is brilliant. >> yes. >> we could have brought this together. we are problem solvers. a friend of mine is a great writer and approached me. let's write a book about dealing with people who don't know how to fight you see the stories all the time somebody changes the game or flips a switch because you don't have time to learn martial arts but if you flip the adrenaline we're very scary and sometimes the untrained people are the scariest.

>> they go in to a psychotic state that is unpredictable. >> i was a fighter into betraying with guys who were very good but it is almost predictable we have the same skills if you take someone who was never fought before there will be the first one to lift their leg and their panic in their hard to get a hold of. they don't walk around period right but give the bad guy something to do with if he thinks he has you swing something now he has to think it is it worth it and hopefully it isn't. kennedy: you want them to take the chance to walk away from the conflict. if i am mad to the beach to let up as a frisbee. how can i use this to defend myself? >> with a frisbee have never

been hit in the face? it hurts like hell. imagine taking less you could use it as a shield but hit your neck. this is very hard. or even just a big swathe he doesn't want to be hit with that. keeps winning. if you hit an elbow or of any -- of the dnieper coda matter how well trained you cannot have anything over the cartilage it is over. kennedy: what about to a water bottle? >> of course, . you could squeeze it. kennedy: it is shockingly and it is a barrier. but that is really hard.

if you put that into someone's face is above the sternum and that notch. guys are not used to that type of street fight. i put my faith in there and they are off. all this stuff is laying around and we are humans. we're not the fastest element -- animals we don't have the exoskeleton and but we do have a big parade and we can't tap into the reptile brain that is always there. that is why you walk down the alley with the hairs go up by a break is not telling me that shadow is in congruence with 3:00 in the

afternoon but don't go back there. kennedy: you want to tap into the. dousing yourself in water? >> we joke around that is crazy. it is for the water under face. come around at me. but i don't want people to be too scared. kennedy: i would be harder to grab? of lots of stuff we take it to the extra level. you were already has kerry person but if you were out with your husband just have fun. soon as salt shaker i could break them over your head and you cannot stop a. he says that there is great

i will take the flour out and call queue in the i. don't let anybody listen to you. kennedy: the dirty diaper? how can that work? >> i have dogs. a paper bag is perfect even a plastic bag if you kerry that somebody comes that you you start to with that out he doesn't want to be covered with that. kennedy: that some point he has to add that into the algorithm stick nobody wants to mess with a crazy person. kennedy: a guide to improvise weaponry. by one dozen copies. >> i will not get off the

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