like to share with us? we'll love to hear it, send me an e-mail or go to our web . kennedy: i always gyrate during that open. happy friday eve. i'm watching three things. one, why and how the clinton foundation are accepting donations from foreign governments? two, are you going to live to be 1003? mr. gyrocopter had his day in court. i love that device. let's talk about mrs. clinton, she's taking money from countries who commit atrocities against women. fun. i'm beginning to think this woman cannot exist in any situation unless there's a clear cut conflict of interest,

whether it's taking millions from countries like saudi arabia and qatar, women's rights are human rights and human rights are women's rights, that's the very issue at the crux of hillary's campaign. while she has resigned from the board of the foundation, they are accepting cards and letters, stuffed with cash and bribes from a few countries including the u.k., australia, germany, canada, norway and the netherlands, don't tell belgium and luxembourg because they're not on the list. for all the incredible ngo's that operate across the global, ones that specialize in critical issues to ones that blanket the world with love and purpose, what other reason would the countries have to donate to the clinton foundation in the millions unless they were trying to directly curry favor with a once and future president? and recusing herself? come on, it's only a formality.

not like the donations are going to go unnoticed by her lowness. maybe hillary will scrap the constitution and restore the monarchy we've missed since england took a powder. one gerontologist is convinced the first person who will live to be 1,000 has already been born, somewhere, yoda has been incubating and degray has his way, no one will die from old age and soon enough you will start hearing the phrase, 700 is the new 40. can you imagine a 400-year-old swimsuit middle? si, can't wait to get that into the mail. hot. the gyroscope guy is take heat for landing that big peddled craft on the capitol lawn. the guy did all of this to draw attention to his pet issue, campaign finance reform, he hasn't got anyone talking about that at all.

i'm wondering what the hell is going on in d.c.? what's going on with law enforcement there crashing into barricades, crashing the drone on the white house lawn, fence jumping and bum rushing your way into the white house, and just a few days ago, a four-year-old climbed under the white house fence! the good news, at least he wasn't too obese, he didn't get caught shimying under the wigget so maybe michelle obama's totalitarian food programs are working. hmmm. between the capitol police and the secret service they acteda a sieve for weirdos, hack jobs, wing nuts and kids, lucky the breaches have been benign. when one of these off-kilter cookes is cancerous, don't say you didn't have enough warning, all right, guys? . more kids are smoking e-cigs, is that bad or perhaps good news to the story.

hillary clinton may have a brand-new primary challenger. i'm going to talk to lincoln chafee and see if he's ready to throw the multiparty hat into the ring. everybody loves celebrity impressionists, am i right? comedian thomas kite from "2 broke girls." thanks for blowing your wind right into the show. i'm kennedy. oh, my goodness! hillary campaign is under way, it seems to be as genuine as you'd expect. rollout video looked like a bizarre cialis commercial, the tuesday morning coffee shop visit was allegedly set up with bedded kids. now there are reports that mrs. clinton may have embellished family history. she claimed all of her

grandparents were immigrants. from honduras, which i think is strange. public records apparently show only one of her grandparents was actually an immigrant. so it's the 2016 race, it has officially begun, let us welcome the panel. kirsten higgland is a former miss america from 2008 and never looked better. i want to put her in a bowl of jam and sop her up like a biscuit. >> i get the bowl. kennedy: michael moynihan is here, a columnist at the daily beast. and he and i have a rap duo where he is a percussionist and i am a flautist. and comedian shirad somal. what is worse for candidate clinton? is it lying about her family or bussing people in the coffee

shops. >> bussing people in when you are supposed to be talking to regular people, that is kind of shady. you can't tell everything your cousin is out doing. he's a criminal. kennedy: her grandparents were not criminals they were just americans. >> everyone in sherrod's family is a criminal. >> don't make the joke for me. >> i don't mind the bussing so much. i don't mean that in the boston bussing, i don't mind that other. it's like the idea there is authenticity in any of this. >> exactly. >> they're not having real conversations, it's the funniest thing in the world. thing about the family. did she not realize none of her grandparents had accents? they're all from overseas. you didn't notice they have pittsburgh accents? scranton accents. kennedy: which is a beautiful accent. >> it's lovely.

like the west of france. and the second thing about that is they always throw the family under the bus, elizabeth warren did the same thing. they told me that. they're the ones that were lying, it's not me. kennedy: i was listening to the family lore. kirsten, which is worse? >> you have to put it in context. the republican side, the videos coming out announcing, they're so fake. they're so phony. and the thing and all politicians, they live in the d.c. bubble, they don't get out and they just listen to campaign advisers and don't speak and talk like real people. everyday americans they're campaigning to. >> what are real people? >> falling all over themselves to say what a wonderfully accessible candidate she is, and you're not accessible if you're not talking to people.

>> keep in mind, let's keep in mind. >> like 1996 or something. >> devil's advocate. i talk to real people all the time. they're jerked. they yell ba-ba-booy, is that worth it? you got to settle. >> from authenticity perspective, the clinton political machine, it's sad. she doesn't have that much momentum. people within her own party are saying gosh, who else do we have to challenge her? chelsea clinton would be more authentic and relatable to the millennials and the young voters. >> that's bias. >> they've got to drive out young vote. they came out in a huge swell for barack obama in both of his campaigns. >> nothing says young about hillary clinton. you looking for somebody to vote for, nothing is fresh and new about her. >> i agree with sam who was on last night. he doesn't care about charisma, i don't care about fresh and new. i need a good person to run the

country. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> new ideas. kennedy: like harry reid, the jury is still out what happened to senator harry reid's face. rush limbaugh questioned whether reid really got into an accident with exercise equipment like he claims. that would do all that damage to his face? watch. >> i don't believe for a minute that whatever happened to harry reid has anything to do with an exercise machine, unless somebody repeatedly threw him into it! >> goodness no. reid responded to some of these theories including he had gotten beat up by a mobster. >> why in the world would i come up with a store a i got hurt in my own bathroom with my wife standing there. how could anyone say anything like that? kennedy: i'm not saying i don't believe harry reid. that said, i totally don't believe harry reid. the more he talked about it, he's lying his eyes out. >> you think he got tiger

woods. kennedy: why is he laying in the bathroom with exercise equipment. >> that's old people. >> maybe he wanted to work out in the warm, like bikram elasta band. >> i do that litally four times a day, sometimes it breaks. by the way, i got beaten up by mobsters, somebody wrote about this center, and there was list real no evidence. i'm just spitballing here. i think the most likely thing, i have sources on the ground in las vegas, none of them know anything about harry reid and politics, maybe an underground fight club or something in the basement. yes, no, no. >> "don't ask, don't tell." >> it's over. >> one of the things is a guy who had just been to an aa

meeting, and a guy said my name is larry, he's covered in blood. and he said i beat up my family member and the secret service is coming after me. and rush limbaugh says he does have a brother named larry in the aa meeting. >> my good god. >> there is an investigative report on breitbart.com which is one of the most embarrassing things i've read. they tried to get plans. >> they did get plans, they mapped out the entire bathroom. >> he couldn't possibly -- you know, the guy -- >> there is only three feet between the shower. you couldn't stretch that far. >> the lines through his -- [ inaudible ] >> it made it believable. maybe he tried it and there was only -- >> harry reid looked at the plans and said now is a good time to remodel. i can't do this from d.c., i have to redesign. >> how did they get his house

plans? good journalism. kennedy: we'll see you later in the show. >> okay. kennedy: living to a thousand, i teased it in the monologue, we will give it the full monty coming up. coming up, comedian jonathan kite is here, he's also one of the best impressionists i have seen in my life. his christian bale will make you sail, and hell yes, a new government report says the number of teens smoking e-cigarettes has skyrocketed. we'll chew the facts next. it's more than the cloud.

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♪. kennedy: woo! like magic. welcome back. e-cigarettes have sharply divided opinions since they exploded onto the markets a few years ago. according to federal data, released today, the use of e-cigarettes among middle and high school students has tripled but should we be worried? should we be panicked? locking up our children before they get to that age, or might it be good? john tierney the "new york times" writer, a science columnist to be exact and unashamed vapor. i'm joined by dr. andy baldwin, a physician, and the bachelor in the tenth season of that

reality show. "the bachelor." welcome, gentlemen. first time on the show, andy. >> good to be here, kennedy. kennedy: nice work. i will bet you a thousand dollars that e-cigarettes do not lead to smoking. >> i find the statistics that you mentioned are alarming for sure. i don't believe it is a gateway to tobacco cigarettes. i think tobacco products are old news, they're on the out. and just walking around the city today, you see the number of people out there vaping, whether it's vaping, e-cigarettes, you name it. my big beef is it's not regulated so people are inhaling products that they aren't sure what chemicals are part of them. i'm not going to endorse that. kennedy: stricknine and that's what sells, overregulation is the answer to everything. >> the amazing thing is there's great news that smoking among teenagers or middle schoolkids is historic lows, there was a

huge drop in the last three years and the cdc and the fda are putting out a scare thing that it's a bad thing. kids are smoking e-cigarettes in hookahs. they don't probably contain nicotine. people who smoked before don't smoke stuff with nicotine in it. the kids are smoking flavored vapor, and the cdc is trying to turn this into a crisis. kennedy: a hysteria, i hate drug hysterias, it is leading to bad decisions, bad laws and overregulation. you've got patients who smoke, have you told them to vape or try e-cigarettes to get them off the cigarettes? >> you have to be careful with the terminology. john mentioned vaping and hookah. you talk about hookah, you are taking in more smoke and doing more harm to your lungs that way. kennedy: there is no tobacco. >> there's not tobacco but other products harm your lungs. they may have different levels

of nicotine, but we have a problem with terminology. when you don't have a very set and sound terminology, then you're going to have a lot of hysteria, a lot of -- that's why -- kennedy: like the "new york times" calling e-cigarettes tobacco products, they are not. they have nothing to do with tobacco. >> the cdc calls it that. that's the scandal that put out this thing. when they talk about middle school kids using the tobacco products, it shows they are dumber than a sixth grader. when the sixth graders realize there is not tobacco and they're not dangerous. kennedy: no, and smoking sucks, it doesn't feel good on your body, it's hard to start smoking. >> smoking what? kennedy: smoking cigarettes. it's hard, it's hard to start smoking, it's uncomfortable. >> that's why i think it's a thing of the past. who's going to want to smoke a cigarette and smell like an ashtray, or smoke a vape and it's bubble gum flavored.

>> the campaign of information by the cdc, by the california public health commission used to be that 85% of people thought that e-cigarettes were safer than regular cigarette. that percentage has gone down to 60 or 65 because there is so much hysteria in the media and so much disinformation. these are our public health authorities campaigning against public health. kennedy: they want to regulate it, tax it, they want to crush it for absolutely no reason and the data didn't -- >> a lot of the hysteria is driven by big tobacco, it's a threat to the market share, and some of the other smoking cessation products like nickerette gum or chantix, they have produced this hysteria. kennedy: we have to wrap it up. john will provide the vape. >> regulate it. kennedy: jerry seinfeld says tv is dead. did you see the marriage ref, jerry! maybe you shouldn't talk,

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. kennedy: welcome back, is hillary clinton br to get competition for the democratic nomination? last week, former rhode island governor lincoln chafee surprised everyone when he formed an exploratory committee for the white house. and today he said this. >> yes, that's why i'm running because i feel strongly about where we're going as a country, it's not only that vote but also actions as secretary of state. kennedy: governor chafee joins me now. what's the deal? are you running or not? >> i'm running to have my exploratory committee, that's the phase i'm in. the law allows this flexibility while you put together an organization, raise money and the appropriate time file the official paperwork, that's the process i'm going through. kennedy: you are dipping the

toe in the water a little bit. what are you finding as far as enthusiasm for someone other than hillary? >> people want choices. democrats want choices in the primary, and i know she's a prohibitive favorite at this point in time, but americans like underdogs and like choices, so with the issues i care about as i mentioned, international issues and the fact she voted for the war in iraq, and i didn't. we were there at the same time. kennedy: were you the only republican senator who didn't vote for the war. >> i was. kennedy: that must have been lonely. you are no longer a republican, you feel that is the same issue people should go after her with. this would perhaps disqualify her for the presidency morally, maybe not legally, there is a lot you can go after her with. what would you start with? >> the big one for me is the war in iraq, we live with the ramifications and consequences today. loss of american credibility, all the soldiers coming back

with post-traumatic stress disorder, and trying to fix, it and the task ahead is very, very difficult to fix, the middle east, fix our relationships with allies, and i don't think someone who made the mistake should fix it. it makes it that much harder. kennedy: that's one of the things where she would say now, i think people would give her a pass, what about the e-mail server, the questionable donation to the foundations, are democrats too conciliatory? >> i don't think so. these are all legitimate issues, especially the issues to the clinton foundation while secretary of state. such a blatant conflict of interest. kennedy: and obviously running for president before declaring. >> yes, right. kennedy: so do you think you can win? how do you put a campaign together? >> a long way to go, here we are in mid-april and the primaries starting in iowa and new hampshire in january and february, it's a long way away. kennedy: you have name recognition in the northeast, how do you reach out to the rest of the country. what qualifies you?

>> you start with your record. i'm probably the only candidate that served as local level, council member and mayor at the local level, and it's also your character, you can be trusted as you talk about the ethical issues, and thirdly, do you have a future for our children and grandchildren? kennedy: can you be trusted? opponents will say you were republican, then independent, now you're a democrat. that hasn't bode well for charlie crist. what do you say about the party flopping. >> i have not changed on the issues. i have a 30-year record to look at and say lincoln chafee has been solid on the environment, always solid on fiscal responsibility. always solid on civil liberties, always solid on using the tools of government to build the middle class. always solid on building the quagmires.

>> why not run as a libertarian? >> i'm comfortable in the democratic party. i have thought about my options in the libertarian party. kennedy: you are a party animal! >> those issues are democratic issues. building the middle class in particular. kennedy: lincoln chafee, former governor, thank you very much for being here. come back when you declare for real. >> it's a deal. kennedy: nice. coming up, comedian and master impressionist jonathan kite, if you close your eyes you are going to think seth rogen is in the studio. he has others. the internet broke for a while today. a new "star wars" trailer come out. the one and only hans solo is joining "topical storm." that is next.

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topic number one, when you die, when you make that final exhalation, what will you do with your last moments? one dying fish mustered his final seconds to exact revenge for his demise as curious killer looked on. >> a whole lot. >> put you back in the water. >> ow! [ laughter ]. kennedy: slap! yeah, you put a hook in my mouth, you're going to dredge me in flour, fry me in canola oil. you know what i'm going to do? i'm going to hit you upside the head, boy! how you like me now? flop. topic number two, presidential politics can be very emotional, and we got secret footage from a distraught vice president joe biden reacting to hillary's official announcement when she finally declared candidacy. how did joe take it?

watch? >> i want him to vote for president. >> instead of hillary? >> you think maybe you can do that when you're a little older. >> no. >> no? [ laughter ]. kennedy: he still has a binky. no, that's actually an adorable toddler named zeke, he wanted to run for president so he could play with toys, obviously! and coincidentally, that's why bill clinton chose to run for president. the more you know. topic number three, sometimes animals attack and sometimes warm your cockles. here is a sheba inu puppy trying to bark for the first time. and it's quite a conversation starter. [ barking ] . kennedy: very cute! what do you think they were saying to each other. steve, what's that punch line

again? because they can. oh, right. that's a good one. because they're dogs. you know that joke? why did the dogs? because they can. thank you! topic number four, "star wars" fans rejoice, the latest trailer for the seventh installment in the "star wars" film series blew up the internet today. here is yet a sample. ♪. >> we're home. kennedy: i always wanted to make the wookie sound. your eyes do not deceive you. that was hans solo and chewy, senior hans solo. very good to see him and not much to say except it looks pretty cool. we have to wait for christmas for the whole movie. and i don't care, i waited in

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. kennedy: and i'll do it again,

woo! jerry seinfeld has spoken and said welcome back to you. the comedian, maybe you've heard of him, a very popular web show and declared tv is dead, and while he was at it he trashed one of the most popular sites on the internet. youtube taking a jab at user generated content. jerry said -- our panel is back, and boy, are they going to generate, coffee is for closers only on "kennedy." kirsten, michael and sherrod back on the -- ♪. >> you got it! you still got it. >> that was a bigtime song. kennedy: we are having good times here.

jerry, i love user generated content. >> this is old man commentation. kennedy: is that what it is? a generational thing. >> what they tied up, what grinds his gears. shut up, oldie. [ laughter ] . >> i think that's what it is. either you're comfortable getting your content on the computer or just driven crazy by the newfangled -- >> clearly hasn't spent hours watching cat videos, he hasn't had the experience yet. kennedy: you know what i watched tonight? it looks like a nutria but it's a huge guinea pig. >> it's a huge rodent. it sounds like an artificial sweetener. kennedy: it's like carripso. tweet it out at kennedy nation. >> i'm going to say what every viewer is saying right now.

i have no idea what you're talking about. i take the heterodocksy and say i agree with jerry seinfeld, the comedian. >> about youtube? why? >> about and you porn? that's user generated content. >> i shared a link the other day. >> is that the same thing? i like all that stuff. i like the ones that they do when they're doing all those weird things i've never seen before. >> the effect that things like youtube and reality television, everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame, i get his point from an artist or comedian, it does degrade the content people will pay money to produce. you can get a bunch of people that will produce anything for free, why pay talented people to produce good content. >> you know "gangnam style" made 47 million dollars off of youtube. i made up the money but i think he made money. >> make money on youtube? kennedy: embedding and ways.

>> vessel and title now which are trying to take these formally. anything can put anything on the web and try and make money on it. kennedy: i have a vessel and make money on it, and a tidalist. there is a chance you can be 1,000 years old. he thinks the first person is going to live to be 1,000 has already been born, launched into the world through the great flesh cavern that is woman. >> that is really disgusting. >> i think it was lovely. >> thank you. >> he's a gerontologist, isn't he? aubrey degray, he was the guy we saw before. he was in a banjo band in williamsburg, right? kennedy: i think he's in mumford and sons. >> i will probably die before the year is out. i smoke cigarettes, drink,

sometimes when i drink i get in a car. he says aging, if you smoke and drink and do that stuff you're still going to die but won't be old age. kennedy: it is the aging killing a lot of people. the aging is what they can take care of, it's not immortality. if you get shiv tonight in a line of mcdonald's, he can't help but that. but if you're slowly developing sun spots and skin is sagging, he can help you. >> they can't cure staph 17 times? they can't cure it. kennedy: it's a little more difficult than the aging, it turns out. >> what are people going to look like? >> exactly. who wants to be around? kennedy: if they can work on the aging, imagine having smooth skin when you are 1500. >> look at the past 1500 years all the genocides and the world wars, i don't think i'd want to live 1500 years. there is a wonderful side,

imagine all the amazing things and the other side is like -- >> the experience, the knowledge. >> and aging and all the changes is a part of the human condition, you know? >> the hundreds of years you could spend just -- >> unless you spend it all at the beach. >> i'm 40, i don't look 40. i look good. i'm 40 and i'm done, i'm finished. i'm going out. kennedy: you hope you're not in mid life. >> no, i'm on kennedy's show and hit peak. kennedy: what is the last -- what are the societal repercussions for having thousand-year-old people walking among us? >> that means i'm going to have a 300-year-old girlfriend. you want that? you airport thousand-year-old man walking around with a 300-year-old girlfriend? what's the age you can date? >> dating younger now. kennedy: and social security is

going to go broke. giving everyone $1200 a month. no way it is sustainable. paul ryan is right. thank you very much for being here, a lovely cast, and they're going to take a beautiful bow a little later on. coming up next, comedian and actor jonathan kite. you may know him from "two broke girls." he's a master impressionist. he has his visa and a blue ribbon. vince vaughn impression will make you a better person and he's got a lot of others. we're going to get to it. stay right here.

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. >> oleg, the people at table 2 want to know what's in the veggie burger? >> no, they don't. [ laughter ] >> that's fine. they wanted refills so i'm probably not going to go back

there, anyway. >> where's max, this plate has been here so long, the salmon is turning into salmonella. kennedy: that is oleg from "two broke girls" and jonathan plays a sex crazed ukrainian cook, jonathan kite is a stand-up comic and expert impressionist. we're going to get to that in just a minute. welcome to the show gram. >> thank you very much. kennedy: you got your fifth season. >> fifth season, incredible. kennedy: that's a big deal. >> it's nuts. >> is there ever a point where you say really? the cast of grey's anatomy says that. >> the cast of "young & the restless" says that, victor neumann. >> i can't believe we made 89, we made 90. it's funt wait television is going today, internet and a lot of competition. the fact we're still on the air

and going strong is awesome. we're so happy. >> is it the best job in the world? >> the best job in the world. look what i get to wear. >> nice shoulders. >> thank you, thank you, brought to you by 24-hour fitness. the clothing is breathable. i like wearing it, there is obviously a lot of lights, so it's great because i don't sweat when i wear almost nothing. kennedy: actors in hot pants, are you ukrainian. >> i am not my mother is romanian and georgian and my mother is norwegian and danish. kennedy: nice, lots of lingen berries and cabbage. >> cabbage. are you a big cabbage eater? kennedy: i live for it. >> i live in l.a., we're kale people. >> i know, i'm trying to steer people into the cabbage direction. >> the cabbage people love new

york. kennedy: sauerkraut, i love that. >> my mother did have that stuff when we were growing up. kennedy: you found from an early age you have an incredible gift for becoming other people. i'm going to give you a person and scenario. vince vaughn on the deck of the sinking titanic. >> hey, what's up, my man, they're only letting the ladies and the children into the boats. i'm going to protect you from the icebergs, get out of way, get out of the way, baby, you need a grizzly bear on the boat. i'm going to go ha, ha, ha. kennedy: i've never seen a vince vaughn impression, that's crazy. i love it. now liam neeson trying to get his keys back. >> i don't know where you are. i can't remember where i put you, are you in the cushion of this couch, you're not. keys. if you can hear me, i will find

you. and i will use you to open the car door because right now i'm locked outside of it. kennedy: that makes me so happy, and i know he's been through a great personal tragedy. >> he has. kennedy: if he saw your impression, it would bring completion to his life. >> if you are watching, reach out to me. kennedy: christian bale, the deli counter screwed up the order on his sandwich. >> listen, i'm going to be honest with you, i come here for one reason and one reason only! because i like bagel chips on my tuna fish! you know, fan, they're not there, they're there, but they're not the rye! come on! they're not the rye! i'm going eat it because it's bloody delicious. kennedy: it's hard to do welsh. >> he was born in wales but he's english. kennedy: scandal! i didn't know that. i thought he was walesy.

seth rogen coming out of the closet. >> i'm only coming out of the closet because i'm getting hot boxed in there. all the moths in there, they are so soon, they don't remember what they've been eating, guess what? i've been munching on sweaters all afternoon. kennedy: obama saying he won't support hillary. >> let me be clear, i will not support hillary clinton until she pays me the $5 that she owes me. i loaned her the money one day for a pack of juicy fruit. the taste is gonna move you, and i said i will give you the money without interest. that is the obama guarantee, but i will need the money back in my pocket for the american people. okay. kennedy: i thought you told her if she likes the juicy fruit,

she can keep it. >> you got to share a piece with the old man. with the bomber. boom, blow it up. kennedy: jonathan kite, i adore everything about you. come back soon. >> i would love to. >> friends for life. >> for life? kennedy: check out our fans on instagram. coming up next, i will read tweets and e-mails like this one from martin gonzalez. rock on, my friend. looking awesome, love the show. love you, robert. i hope that's your name. more after the break. stay right here.

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from my family. it's a great knife. chris writes now can you cut to the heart of the issues on outnumbered. i love it. and dave jones, who has his own locker at the bottom of the ocean said nothing sexier than a lady with weapons, god bless free america. and another friend writes earlier and says we are losing ways to defend ourselves and you can't have a switchblade in new york. i found out the hard way. a lot of hillary clinton news, one loved her scooby dancea. one said i would love to see hillary dressed as waldo and everyone would be happy, too. i think you're missing another. crystal, it's funny you say that, we found a picture of hillary doing that with the adorable hat her husband was wearing earlier in the week at hooters. we had very nice comments and shoutout to all of you who have been supportive and loves and

like jack spear who said -- i wish they all loved me jack, no. shannon eden -- can you believe it? 23 years. peter wrote -- yeah, almost frigid i'm so cold and cool, unfortunately, it's not all love. fox fedder worth, if that's your real name writes -- of course, he's my pal. he buys juicy fruit for everyone, why wouldn't he be. you can follow me on twitter, send me anything you want, love, hate or somewhere in between.

facebook -- thank you so much for using your eyeballs to pierce my soul with goodness. i will talk to you again when it's monday night. until then, have a great long weekend, and good-bye. it. lou dobbs is next. >> at evening, everyone, i am lou dobbs, the clinton foundation does that it will continue to accept donations from foreign governments even as hillary clinton runs for president. that despite concerns such clearly creates a conflict of interest for the front runner. we take this up with a defiant clintons with the president at the american crossroad super pac. also tonight, new revelations of the obama administration has handed out more than half a million new social security numbers to illegal immigrants, critics are