thank you for watching. >> send me an e-mail or go to our web site ♪ kennedy: i would play i would play the guitar right now, but i can't walk in heels. welcome aboard. watching hillary clinton, clinton, imagining how this gal of the people has a moment in her day to run for pres. when she is deeply feeling the pain of the average servant. dead broke.

>> and we struggle to piece together the resources for mortgages for houses kennedy: and she is so charismatic. they get around $300,000 for every hour-long speech she gives. it is hard to speak to her for 60 minutes. when 60 minutes. when you heal people with electric wording groundbreaking ideas. both down the hourly rate. the wealthiest ceos in america. made a hundred and $31 million last year. he only get $63,076 for the same hour of labor, and hillary is getting five times as much.

no wonder she is in bed with big money wall street types. they have so much in common. in fairness in fairness hillary donates when it's of the clinton foundation, like foreign governments. so by that logic we will she do herself some favors? all right. right. the 2nd knucklehead, no stranger to clinton land. though the law zero. he hates economic freedom and costs. he hastily -- he hates hillary, too. big moment. employ one of her backside. >> technically not yet endorsing or. >> i say this about any candidate, intel is your vision of where they want to go. kennedy: word is, the new

york city mayor for my groundhog killer, sniffing around iowa and other early primary and caucus states to generate enough buzz. he is like a female elizabeth warren. what a narcissist. too good outcomes for me stops being mayor of new york or hillary gets the nomination and since she is a crony capitalist she gives up on the populism nonsense and we lose the endless unconstructive 1 percent narrative once and for all. you may not know, and now that he is no longer a bright he had to wishes he made clear in his obituary. please send money to the shriners hospital and please don't vote for hillary clinton in 2016.

he sounds like a practical guide. how can you ignore man's dying wish? tonight comedian jim norton is here. another white house. plus the top three most dangerous hotspots in the world. hillary right up an endorsement sure to make bill jealous, hookers for hillary. i'm kennedy. ♪ kennedy: hello. the exact words in the obituary, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for hillary clinton in 2016. the granddaddy of all comics

he joins me tonight. comedy special contextually inaccurate appearing this friday at 10:00 p.m. i no what i'm going to be doing. >> that's exactly right. going to your watches in the tub. so, what so, what do you think of a guy who uses his obituary as a platform. killing all the relatives. >> obviously, you know, once someone is dead i don't want to hear what they have to say about politics, but i would give the wrong recommendation. once i die i want everyone miserable. so i would probably cannot whatever the recommendation i leave will be the wrong one. kennedy: people say, when i go, don't mourn don't mourn

my passing. sing a song, dance a jig. you really just want people to be -- >> really, flying at half mast, record number of suicides. it's okay. he would want you to do this they they want as many people coming as possible because i'm selfish. kennedy: why not start in the early morning. i morning. i wasn't saying you shouldn't and your life. a little verbal thing. i like this guy. being remembered for something supremely negative. >> is not like his last words i love my life and my children made my life worthwhile. you have to respect that. teesix*bless you. that. kennedy: bless you. the secret service arrested

a 54 -year-old man late-night sunday after he climbed over the white house fence carrying a suspicious package. compliant want to solve the security dogs unless they have something in their pocket. does it surprise you there is another white house summit jumper. >> it surprises me that they have not made the fence taller. but barb wire. you have to shoot them off the fence. kennedy: enterprise the don't you stronger force. the man who ran into the white house with a knife, well, he was alarmed. my other worries that people go to dc, we been to the smithsonian, the lincoln memorial.

>> the thing. >> the thing to do. just don't go with you. do it for fun. obama almost seems like you would be okay with it. he seems like a regular guy. no problem. is like stealing cars. >> you jump the white house fence, get inside. see the president, sit down with you. kennedy: it's interesting. pres. is the most magnetic person on the globe.

>> mentally unhealthy people. i have a favorite ask. when you come back a little later in the show. >> i delighted. jokes aside, watch your calories. thank you. is this something you would like? >> i was going to get some water. >> you are very earthy.

kennedy: unnatural, unnatural, person of the people, like hillary clinton. should we be worried? and what can we really do about them? he will be here in moments. stay put.

♪ kennedy: hi and welcome back. minnesota has charged six men were trying to

travel to syria to join isis they attempted to provide material support to isis. stopped near syria by flying from airports and san diego in new york city. >> not confused young men, not easily influenced. these these are focused men who are intent on joining a terrorist organization by any means possible. to be clear, we have a terror recruiting problem in minnesota. kennedy: that's not good. let's welcome my good friend of the show. welcome. welcome back. >> thank you for having me. kennedy: you are in minnesota because you live there. how troubled are you by the ice is isis recruiting and how well reach of the rest of us be? >> it is indeed a minnesota a minnesota problem in the minneapolis problem. groups of young muslims who

were 1st radicalized and motivated to go fight with how should bob. now with the rise of isis we saw the six arrested today. twenty more 20 more have traveled to syria and iraq previously, some of which was linked to the recruiting of these. a serious cultural problem. if you read the affidavit, indictment, a lot of financial and material support, a local mosque that has been deemed hotspots for radicalization. there are they are key aspects of what it takes to take online recruitment and turn it into real-life travel. they no there is a focal.and a willing group of young muslims unfortunately. kennedy: a lot of people are worried these guys will do a lot of damage. when you rather see them go

overseas? aren't you kind of happy -- wouldn't you rather than all go abroad? >> another have them all go abroad. give their lives for a charitable cause like that. at the same time, if we time, if we can have them and try them and serve them as an example of what american citizens should not be compelled to do and turn to the community here in minneapolis. you have every opportunity. the religious leaders, engage with them. turned down radical aspects of the community. they are missing an opportunity. >> element i think is interesting and important. he turned on his friends. the presidential election.

chaos all over the globe. i want to know how you rank the top three most dangerous global situations the next president we will face. the game changing element, element, the persian empire, the shifting the entire region. ultimately arms race. second is isis and the spread of that. that aspect of islam. is that ideology catching fire. they funds so many of these are aspects. you did mention china. of course this is not a threat. but to but to me it's the lack of american leadership, threat and an of itself.

without american leadership everything else gets worse. kennedy: when you come to new york city i we will pull out the way forward and diagram everything for you with stick figures to boot. >> i show you mine. you have to show me yours. >> were running out of time. in the in the big city. coming up in a few minutes, a bizarre tropical storm. of course the job in california is reaching a crisis. they government, as it's a blame? ♪ ootage of trucks splashing through the mud. no cowboy hats, horses, or hay bales.

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kennedy: the dry days are dragging on. 93 percent of the state is experiencing severe drought. over watering your lawns. lawns. californians, they really the issue. is the h2o struggle really about politics. a california columnist. >> thanks for having me. kennedy: a been here for years. live there on and off. this is the worst shape i have seen the state in water wise, what we will happen to california when they run out of water?

>> as you mentioned, it is a political issue. the old mark twain saying whiskey is for drinking and water is for fighting. kennedy: how did we get hear? a couple of specifics because there are some people who just want to say, let's bring the liberals and the dump environmental policies. is it true that california flushes millions of gallons of fresh water out to the sea to help the couple fish? >> i was just out and the in the mother load country, goldrush country. dumping tens of thousands of acres. some argue it might be closer to 20. there's there's that will be eaten by other fish. it's basically part of it is bureaucratic inertia. the feds insist on the blue water.

as they water control resource board. kennedy: you have summers, urbanites, summers, urbanites, people are desperately need water in every sphere of the state throwing away perfectly good fresh water. how is that? >> it's insane. i was at the irrigation meeting. they can't figure it out. consider that it is to save steelhead trout. everyone upon so much of the money goes to bypass begin. california to a feudal system.

canada for the utilities in california starting manufacturing companies for farming and agriculture, whatever. there on welfare. that's what happened in california go on welfare and get a handoff and build high-speed trains. the water crisis. that's not new big. there just expending always water.

that only is he doing the right -- high-speed rail project the tunnel project that will provide water. kennedy: it's insane. the governor said his reason for running, someone who does not have a political future has to lead california and make the tough choices. you spend your political capitol. by the way, let's look into it. surrounded by ocean. let's -- let's use the technology to feed the state which has a vital agricultural interest. thank you for joining us. >> thank you. kennedy: and we will talk more about this. coming up, hookers for hillary. how can you not stick around to see a couple of prostitutes who just endorsed the former 1st lady.

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like 4.20. kennedy: i love stoner code. >> topic 4, an ipad that belonged to pope francis has fetched more than $30,000 for an ipad in an auction in uruguay. it has engravings on the back. it came with a keyboard, and a certificate signed by the pope's personal secretary, he previously auctioned a harley-davidson for charity. what else can see hope to see? how about the pope's snow board. topic 5, things got heated friday night, a house fire broke out in idaho, firefighters rushed to the scene, they heard yelps of an elderly woman

screaming inside, fire! and help. they busted in the house they could not find a trace of an old woman but they found two parro parrots. they were given oxygen to help their tiny lungs. >> they are doing fine, our crews or scene provided them with a little bit of oxygen, they were kind of walking right. kennedy: not walking right. and parrots were only one home at the time, it sounds like they were having a house party, and things went wrong. do you know how hard it is to hold a pipe and a bic in your little talons? if you are a parrot, and i want a party, fireproof your domain.

kennedy: coming up, it 420, i have a special message for you marijuana smoker. >> but first, the nanny state has its eye on your wine. jim norton is back to drink it up next.

♪ ♪ can i kick it ♪ yes you can. kennedy: a genius. same sex couple is suing a georgia sperm bank after discovering their donor is allegedly a schizophrenic criminal. oh, no, they chose donor 9623, because of how he was promoted, sperm bank said he had an impressive health history, iq of 160, and degrees in neuroscience and artificial intelligence, but couple got a series of e-mails from the sperm bank revealing

the donor's real name, and saying he is a college drop out. and friscrizsizefriendic. -- this is a great way to run a sperm bank, welcome my panel. sperm bank said, listen this is just what they tell us. we don't like to verify it. it takes a lot of time and energy. a lot of people say, we need more regulation. >> this is like of course there will be there ought to be a law, that is supper bad news for th them. fraud is illegal, this is out right law, when you lie to people who you sell them.

kennedy: who committed fraud, the guy or bank. >> this is a great thing about our court system, everyone can get sued we'll see falls out, you can say mo matter what happens in this case, going forward, a huge settlement am on someone's head is a great way to incentivize future sperm banks. >> who is the snitch? why would you call and tell somebody that. >> they september out e-mails -- they sent out e-mails and put his name on there they are let's google him. >> there was a great, already been solved by miracle of modern technology. a company called gene peaks. if you want a sperm donor, you could be like give me sperm full of life, the other thing go to

gene peaks they create a bunch of hypothetical future babies with your gee gnomes and gee gnomes of a bunch of donors. kennedy: the guy is schizophrenic that goes to my original point, you have to be nuts to [ bleep ] for money, am i true? >> not really, i would love to, it is an amazing way to make a few colors, why do it -- few dollars, why do it for free. >> crazies do it for cheap, good stuff will cost you. kennedy: i am sure they paid a premium, a guy walks in aid i have 4 degrees from oxnard, and an iq of 250. why not? >> a new regulation. all mart of obamacare. -- part of obamacare, how

necessary is it to figure out your calorie count before you get drunked? >> i like to have my calorie count on the menu, i am for this, i don't drink due to problem with alcoholism when i was growing up. kennedy: god bless you. >> i am in recovery it is an active thing. it is great, if you want to know how fattuh are why not? do you know how many things i don't shove in my face because i know they will get me fatter. kennedy: i am opposite, when i see a milkshake is 700 calories, i high 5 myself, i am impressed. >> it is a game, nobody is wine, celery? i think these are neutral choices. kennedy: celery will make me feel better about my day. >> really, obama has ruined wine, how is that possible. >> how many calories is wine?

>> a lot. >> booze. kennedy: 5 ounces like that much like 120 calories for that sip. >> drink vodka it is very low-calorie. >> thank you, jim. down mind if i do. it's just water. it burns going down a bit, sor sorry. >> good folks at state department are not clowns they have taken it upon themselve to teach ethics to -- blurred lines. how important is it for state department to type of journalistic ethics in india. >> not at all. this kind of stuff is why when you poll americans, what should we cut weaker should cut the foreign aid stuff, what state department doing? that is teeniest smidge of the

budget. but, you know, they -- in this description of the program they send journalists to treat the woe begone indians to do it right, put them up in four-star hotels, it is a bad idea. >> how about we spend the money and teach it to "rolling stone" or other journalists here, i don't care when indian journalists do it is a waste of money. kennedy: it is, and state department is not bastion of ethics. >> yeah. kennedy: they lie to the pris constantly. i knowo cover of reason magazine, a cover detailed to department of commerce, what is it -- get rid of state department. >> you know burn it to the ground. kennedy: i would not go that far, that is extreme. >> don't, katherine, and jim, your final thoughts. >> i have enjoyed my appearance,

i am quite happy for you, you are doing well, i hope people watch my special, i understand if you don't. kennedy: i am watching it, my husband and i love comedy, we love you, and i love you in ways that i am going to express after the show. >> and i would love to see video of it. >> okay. kennedy: mrs. clinton with endorsement from nevada, with the ladies with the bunny ranch.

kennedy: welcome back.

sex workers at bunny ranch, a legabrothel in nevada, they have launched hookers for hillary. tonight, stevie licks, a bunny at moon light bunny ranch, dennis move, the owner of the ranch. and a bunny summers, thank you very much for being here how are you. >> great, happy 420. >> great thank you. kennedy: thank you so much, stevie licks do you know there is an artist in fleetwood mack with the name stevie nicks. kennedy: i did not know that. >> these young kids. >> let's talk about this,

hillary clinton is going to fight for the rights of women, she thinks that prostitution properly porn graph are evil and dirty, she does not want to see it legal, why would you endorse someone who wants to put out of business. >> she is also against sex trafficking, bill was in office, he fought that, he signed legislation in, she followed upside she wants to do the same, i am against sex trafficking that means legalization will be okay. kennedy: i am also against sex trafficking but in her world they are not mutually exclusive, not like sex trafficking is bad their prostitution is good. unfortunately there is no equivcasion for libertarians they believe if you have a industry that is legal, it does not have to be a black market industry, their, people are knowingly, and with consent entering into the agreement,

last time, you had pimping for paul, you endorsed ron paul, hillary clinton is the polar opposite of ron paul. >> absolutely, we have numerous reasons. >> one of reasons, i'll vote for hillary clinton, healthcare preform, if health care is not important to you it should be. with the affordable health care act it made it easier for legal working girls to purchase healthinsurance that is important with republican, in office you know they will try to repeal that. >> kennedy, a prostitute could not get insurance, even she had a legal, and a six figure income she could not get insured but now she can. kennedy: there were sev pratt problem with our -- several problem with our health care system before obamacare that would not be m be -- primary co, i know, that dennis, i want to know you have been somewhat politically motivated, you would

have to be to fight the fight as you have in nevada. do you endorse candidates with money, and are their candidates who accept donations from you? >> yes, there are. and you know we like to get involved in politics, control our destiny. and yes we're going to support hillary, a lot of girls are right now trying to figure out how can we give money to hillary clinton, that i want to coerce their clients into giving some money while they are at the bunny ranch. >> and going back to healthcare, something that could apply, i don't think should be discriminated for what we legally do we pay taxes like everyone else it goes back to pro choice, this is what we choose to do, i think, hillary needs to separate six -- sex trafficking from legal prostitution that is two different things, i agree with you. kennedy: chrissy, i agree with

you, i think if you have an industry that is legalized, and you have women and men who are paying taxes, it is better for the economy, we know it is called world oldest profession for a reasons. because even if you try squash it and make it illegal, people will still do it. and if they are paying taxes and you know if they are boosting the economy, then i think that is probably better for all parties, unfortunately have you endorsed someone who wants to put you out the, she is, even though she tries to -- she is very judgmental of what you do. >> she can be however, i think she will be concerned far more with what else is going on in the world, than dennis a business, which is legal. >> yeah. >> i -- >> i am a right leaning businessman. and i could tell when you bill clinton was in office i paid more taxes than i paid, i wanted to did again, i want hillary

clinton getting up in morning asking business questions to her first man. kennedy: i bet you would like to be that first man dennis. >> stevie, your ideal president, what is he like? >> not he, what she is like. and would be hillary clinton. and the biggest reason she believes in equal pay for wim it is ridiculous 2015, and women still make 70 cents on dollar. kennedy: are male prostitutes paid more than female in nevada. >> at moon light we make 50/50, dennis in house gets 50s% we get 50%, probably one of the few places in u.s., where a woman can make a six-figure income, and actual get paid, equally to a man. >> and not any legal prostitutes in nevada yet.

kennedy: that is an outrage? i will not stand for it. and dennis, stevie and chrissy thank you for your time. >> thank you. kennedy: today is 420, yearly holiday for pot smokers, my message for you, is next.the smoke 'em if you got em. is computing to empower cancer researchers. it used to take two weeks to sequence and analyze a genome; with the microsoft cloud we can analyze 100 per day. whatever i can do to help compute a cure for cancer, that's what i'd like to do. bring us your baffling. bring us your audacious. we want your sticky notes, sketchbooks, and scribbles. let's pin 'em to the wall. kick 'em around. kick 'em around, see what happens. because we're in the how-do-i-get-this-startup- off-the-ground business. the taking-your-business- global-business.

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kennedy: aloha, to note unite -- tonight's night cap is not drinkable at all, how did 420 gets it name. it is not police code for smoking marijuana or the chemical compound are it is just a time of day they group of northern california stoners would meet up after school, light up, opportunit tune out, t bro. i have long pushed for ending

marijuana prohibition in this country. with some states -- those in favor of freedom are winning on this issue. i don't smoke marijuana, i do not ingest it, i have not for a long, long time, mostly because i think i am allergic. for some people smoking pot every day can be destructive. but that does not mean it should be illegal. they put number about 5.5 billion a year to fight people who are smoking weed, they are arrested, convicted and incarcerated for choosing to do something that is less toxic than a few daily martinis. if there is a market for it believe me there is, cannabis

retail in 2014, $2.5 billion in 4 years it will be $8 billion a year industry, then let market, and rational adults decide between selling it and enforcing it, you don't have to smoke it, but why not profit off it, sometimes freedom does not directly benefit you, you have to deal with reproach and consequences but that does not make it any less worthy of a fight, if it is not hurting you, let it go, if it is hurting you, get help, give it up, i will raise a glass always to your right to presents logical side of any argument, plo prohibitios never the answer, but freedom always is. thank you for watching us

tonight. until then, be responsible, and a little irresponsible. good night. with for donations to the clinton foundation allegedly leading to political favors by hillary clinton's department the accusations could prove fatal to hillary clinton's 2016 envisions that for now is not commenting. retaken up with our opinion editor and also chairman dempsey sparks outrage after dismissing the symbolic