♪ kennedy: all right. i'm watching hillary's campaign. it is like watching a a living ghost story. she has to work like a teenager. [laughter] in the wake of baltimore sec. clinton is parroting the popular and justified narrative of kernel justice

reform. however, she can thank her husband for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of americans, many of them the african variety with the 1994 crime bill that she supported,

kennedy: and that is totally valid. the reaction people had on monday, people in the committee of people who find their way too dramatic situations, that is not an acceptable situation. >> i don't have to agree with something. i understand. it's happening all across the country. thugs and criminals. coming down walter scott. kennedy: but what is the difference in south carolina as opposed to ferguson? >> my home state of carolina press charges. kennedy: they were more forthcoming with information the police department looks like they are hiding

something. coming up with an alibi. clearly that is what there trying to do. we don't necessarily no that. we have not seen the corner report. there is a lot we still have to gather. >> the last time i saw that was in mortal kombat. kennedy: that absolutely should not happen. no justification. kennedy: no one is saying there is justification, but there is also no justification for the reaction. if you want less police presence, the police to mellow out, criminal justice reform, the last thing you should do is start burning down buildings. >> it is a simple case of cause and effect.

kennedy: that's not equal. >> business can be replaced. kennedy: every time someone is involved regardless of the color you think that is an equal and opposite reaction. >> after a while people get fed up. a riot is just what you said it is, reaction. screaming for help, getting down citizens. kennedy: there have been studies about that. i don't think it's worse. all lives matter. >> these cops killing various americans. rain in the police. nobody is doing anything. eventually someone will react badly. if someone pushes you you may push back.

you may be in a different mood and shoot back. you should have stopped pushing. kennedy: but shooting them is not an appropriate reaction. they are not shooting everyone. a lot of these instances are not okay. you cannot have open season on cops. >> you can't have open season on americans. every other week we are hearing another black male has been gunned down by a police officer. kennedy: that we need to talk about reform. >> dumb stuff begets more senseless dumb stuff. i don't condone it, but i understand why it is happening. to keep acting like we don't know what the cause is crazy it is crazy. it's not about the police officers.

kennedy: plenty of people fighting for criminal justice reform for a long time. that does not mean that conversation -- by the way, it undermines the argument. when you see a city burning it undermines the argument, and that is a crime. >> you can't look at the effect without the cause. kennedy: i hope you come back and talk to me about it >> the cops don't know anything. kennedy: the cops told to stand down. >> it is an insult. the fact that she is a native of baltimore, and insult of intelligence. kennedy: running around. >> they should have investigated and made sure that they were thugs. kennedy: what is the definition of a dog? >> they might have been non- peaceful protesters.

all right. look at that smile. [laughter] coming up, what happened last time i interviewed johnny rotten. >> shut up and let me finish a sentence. kennedy: just relax. it's not my fault. we will see how it ends. next, president obama went out to get some tea. not happy when a reporter tried to record it. excellent looking below the surface, researching a hunch... and making a decision

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♪ kennedy: well, welcome back. what college kid has not missed a class due to partying the night before. students at the law school at the district of columbia university don't need such trivial excuses. the dean has urged students to head to baltimore to take part in the protests. that seems like a great idea look who is here. former 2008 ms. miss america and from the national review and life as a lovely

human pixie [laughter] welcome. i will ask you 1st. the dean of the law school encouraged this activism and wanted people to get out there and help young people. i don't know what they could do. >> how great is that. here to help you get out of jail help them out for free. you need practical experience. that's good. if you look at that school, 75 percent are on scholarship, they want to direct you towards this type of law. they want to do this. go and make me proud. kennedy: i guess it is

hands-on training. i loved my internship. it was practical. the dean goes on to say the way communities of color interface with the police, civil rights battle of our time. >> this is an issue that especially millennial's and young people coming-of-age are grappling with. this happens in a cyclical pattern. throughout the 20th century this has been an issue. also they get real-world experience. they will get a taste. i don't think i want to do this. parental ely -- perennially underemployed and underpaid. kennedy: too many law students. would the dean encourage them to help out law enforcement?

>> that is what is interesting. it is a good idea, their heart is in the right place, an important issue. their lives are over, but what will they do? they don't know that much. kennedy: how would you feel? you look like you need legal counsel. [inaudible conversations] >> how about lawyers that show up to get out of the test. i don't care about you. [inaudible conversations] >> i think they care. i cannot offer legal counsel >> i have seen legally blonde like 15 times. kennedy: yesterday was a beautiful day in our nation's capitol. president obama does on an unannounced role. thrilled to see them but reporters were caught

offguard. zeke miller caught up with president obama springing into action whipping out a smart phone and caught it all on video. wait. obama told him to drop the phone. all we have is the white house. this is so upsetting to me. this reporter did not have the self-respect to realize he is protected by the first amendment and should have kept going. >> he did mention the iphone i understand where the president is coming from. in the big picture, how could he possibly take that job and not realize everything he will do will be recorded. that is it. kennedy: technology is great

if you want privacy go to the white house. >> one more year to push through until he is out. this is the kind of campaign that he ran. he rose to fame and start them. >> you walked around with a crown for a year. >> you have to assume you are always being watched. i get it. >> i don't get it. it is being ridiculous. picking your nose and the subway. kennedy: thank goodness. a little later in the show we will put those pictures up. coming up, a camel and robert downey junior.

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♪ kennedy: always help -- happy to welcome back friends to the show. extra special. just got out of jail. welcome. send quentin, opening day of the baseball season. cellmate versus cellmate. [inaudible conversations] ♪ >> think what you want about

letting hardened criminals play in the sun. 98 percent get paroled and don't come back to prison. final score 16 to five. one for one. >> you had fun today. >> did not know where i was it was so fun. >> look how cramped we are. >> hot. they close that, and you can't leave. >> what is weird about this whole thing, i feel like i made friends. kennedy: it is charlie himself. obviously moved by this experience. i did not know they had a baseball league. that statistic, they don't

come back. >> unbeknownst to me, death row is at san quentin, reserved for model prisoners pelican bay and behave yourself and apologize and admit what you did and show some rehabilitation they let you go to san quentin. the best of those guys get to do things like baseball. you are handing murderers baseball bats in prison. the reason it works is because that rehabilitation specifically for san quentin works. kennedy: obviously not just about the exercise. what was it about being there and sharing their

stories? >> kind of a trip. doesn't apologize or admit. they know they have to do the time. a lot of them are smart guys i was in his cell. he knows mcbeth, can recite mcbeth. i forgot i was in prison. kennedy: they like you. what was the most surprising thing? did you go in with preconceptions? >> that is a really good question. i am catholic and believe in redemption. usually it's nobody did nothing. they admitted. they are trying to do better to get out. listen.

families might be watching this. are you sorry? that doesn't even begin to describe it. kennedy: i was moved by this an ongoing discussion about criminal justice reform. i i thought this was a great place to start. >> no worries. we have people that have been in prison 30 years eligible for parole. programs for the best of these guys, that will save us millions of dollars. kennedy: thank you. the interview of the century. he walked out on me 21 years ago. the real question that needs to be asked is "what is it that we can do that is impactful?" what the cloud enables

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giant ice cream cone of weird news. take a lick. the topical storm. robert downey junior is not kicking he is putting his defensive for in his mouth. much anticipated avengers age of volts run. responding to criticism who called the superhero genre cultural genocide. >> i respect the heck out of him. for a man whose native tongue is spanish to be able to put together a phrase like cultural genocide speaks to him. kennedy: such a big phrase. i did not realize you could put together so many syllables.

come on. he has come out defending himself saying it was supposed to be a compliment. people only do cocaine because it smells good. topic number two. endure a lot of hardships. wait, i said it, opera. one lucky rider did. pavarotti. take a look. ♪ kennedy: i don't know. a little pitchy. all right. the great camel chase. not a foot race for women in yoga pants.

a man in dubai lost his beast and had to chase a camel down the highway. >> a camel running. kennedy: that guy was moving at a pretty impressive clip. he was never going to catch the camel, but it may be there way of training for the olympics. maybe the camel's chasing a woman in yoga pants. number four, a beer truck in australia came in a little hot. dumping its contents. a lot of beer. i golden shower of hops. man down. he is okay. plenty of people there to help clean up.

a self-respecting australian the driver probably had a few hocks to calm his nerves gulp. beer. [laughter] animated footage from the event. elizabeth a soccer center for feminist art doles out and award every year for women who make outstanding contributions in the field of art. honoring this prestigious pork chop. >> here is a touch for you. kennedy: violent. the latest winner of this award. the folks say she possesses spirit, determination, and

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♪ kennedy: the globe. i saw him last weekend. suing the modern family start for custody. the former lovebirds never had children. seeking there to frozen embryos and now appealing to the court of public opinion. they woman is entitled to bring a pregnancy to term. willing to take on parental responsibility be similarly entitled. a panel is back. brian, you love the story.

>> the correspondence dinner i would like the story, the horrendous upbringing. his mother ignored him. you are 40 years old and broke up with a hot woman. i say he should stand up and say take the girls and grow them and raise them and i will visit them. [inaudible conversations] kennedy: thought they had a case until i read that they had a mutual agreement. they both signed the contract. one party does not agree. that is pretty black and white.

the tone of the peace feels a lot like revenge. i want her to stand up and share her side of the story. kennedy: she does not want any of this. a sensitive guy who loves babies. kennedy: you made a. you agree to make children kitschy throw them in the freezer going to go through all of this. not even really sure. i heard they broke up. kennedy: embryos.

[inaudible conversations] >> we are all glad we are not part of this decision. >> i offered to be they're surrogate. gorgeous babies. >> hoping to have sophia's baby. kennedy: i don't judge. >> if she has cable it could happen. kennedy: your most valuable commodity? sleep and chances are you are not getting enough. we are in new york city where there is a spa that will give you the luxurious gift of a nap for a dollar a minute. at that price you cannot afford not to sleep. >> i cannot believe we got to the.were we have to to pay to nap. what if you stay too long,

sleep an hour and a half. leave you in the chamber. >> i read about this online. they produce this natural sunlight. natural slumber. >> gravity chairs are incredible. they had one at the republican national convention. you literally fell asleep in like 30 seconds. freaking out the entire time you can't sleep at night. i can't sleep. paying to not sleep. a panic attack. i would go broke and freak out. kennedy: the most amazing way to get people to spend money.

>> one last question. the kentucky derby and the packing out mayweather fight i think they should combine them. imagine if he is on the horse. what if he punches the horse in the shoulder. >> he would not even need a web. >> spend a hundred dollars and not go to the fight. now you have to pay just to watch on television which you are already paying for monthly anyway. kennedy: a hundred thousand and you can get a good ticket. >> no one cares about boxing >> i watch every night. kennedy: look at those two. so cute. such a hard time standing up because they are so elderly. >> late 30s, no doubt about it. kennedy: combined earnings

will be 300. wind order spu. >> one guy is a politician, a congressman in the philippines. >> and the other one commits acts of domestic violence. >> yes, but three months. at one time he spent three months. any any of these guys that beat their wives, not cool. >> okay. >> i think he could win. my money is on spring rise sunset. kennedy: thank you for being here. >> sorry, we have two names, you just have one. kennedy: hold onto your hats

makes me feel warm and fuzzy the last time i interviewed johnny rotten it did not end well. i read his book, did my research. life begins with a howl, we scream, shout, shriek with joy. until, inhibition creeps in,

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♪ kennedy: look at that. the sex pistols, one of the most notorious bands ever. johnny rotten rose to a polarizing figure in the late 70s. he carries that moniker to this day. another memoir.

opening up about the details of his sordid life and passed. >> drop the word sordid. nothing like that. secondly, to bands. you missed the most important. kennedy: people mostly no you from sex pistols. >> they will if you carry on ignoring the most poignant part. kennedy: it has been so long the last time we met was 21 years ago this month. we had this exciting exchange. >> shut up and let me finish a sentence. kennedy: just relax. he said, i'm not taking any more of this. it's not my fault. i did say that.

>> well, you did not seem to know how to hold the book. nice to see you. kennedy: nice to see you, too. i have been to college and written two books since then >> we are here to talk about fingers and energy. kennedy: thank you for redirecting already. >> someone has to know what they are doing. your writing style is very stream of consciousness. did did you record into a kick -- a tape recorder? >> a bunch of us involved. kennedy: you had a tough childhood, and i felt for you. you were honest about your family and the difficulties were being the oldest of four boys and enjoying taking care of them. >> as lead singer you tend

to be in charge, the man up front and are responsible for the image and everything around that. in my case in particular the lyrics and content of the songs. i like what i do. very the part of my life. i don't think i could live without songwriting. trying to explain that in the book. serious problems when i was a child. i them secret for a long time. well, not secret, but nothing i wanted to five. kennedy: were you ashamed of it? >> i did not want self-pity. i wanted to stand on my own 2 feet without that agenda. now the road is clear. i can lay some of this down.

you understand why i rely on people not lying to me, a direct part of my childhood illness. kennedy: you said for five years you did not have memory because of meningitis and had to rely on adults. did that make you distressful? >> the major figures in my life. of course, my younger brothers. aunts and uncles that told lies that really hurt. kennedy: a strange family. the dynamic was static, go for days without talking. >> the biggest liars were the school teachers and a lot of them tended to be nuns. i could read and write at four. by seven i had lost my

memory which did not come back until years later. they were extremely wicked. they did not want me to be left-handed which they viewed as a sign of the devil. i am left-handed. i cannot help that. dummy dumb dumb was the name that they would call me. beat it back into me to be right-handed. that is my childhood memory of religion. kennedy: the two institutions. we are running out of time, i want to touch on malcolm mclaren, active resentment. his intellect killed his instinct. >> the man was a coward. i don't want to speak ill of the dead. i like to remember the good side.

more importantly, he never finish anything and took credit for an awful lot of things that don't belong to him. kennedy: what was the end of the band? you are miserable. what undid? >> i loved america and touring. i did not like the management. we ceased to function. i delivered that final line. it has been hard, but we are friends sense since we stopped working. that is how it works, and i have never looked back. everything has been absolutely splendid and find kennedy: do you want to take off your my can leave? we have to go. thank you for coming. >> thank you for all 30 seconds of it. kennedy: it was more than that.

i will read you the virtual mailbag. [laughter]

♪ kennedy: i love the night. let's dive into the mailbag. this tweet. i learned monkeys are squarely bastards and coconut oil cures bunions. earlier this week i asked you to send me your favorite punchlines. the penguins said, i'm not a typewriter. i am so sore i can barely

speak. i love punchlines. i hope i am not alone. since you shared you are a soccer fan. it is time for a fox liberty channel. indeed. even cooler now than in college. in college i was 30 and not cool at all. kennedy for president. she is awesome, and that is all. we cannot in the show without a little hate. warren dixon writes, no idea why fox hired kennedy. follow us on twitter.

you better load of those channels for next week so i can read your love and hate in equal measure. i was so good to you. lou dobbs, you are looking at philadelphia. lou: good evening, i am lou dobbs, demonstration tonight, a number of cities, dep straighting over the -- demonstrates over the death of freddie gray, now you are looking at crowds in philadelphia and baltimore. they have been organized and responding in large number to activists to social media who call for these protests, baltimore, tonight remains in crisis, and embattled mayor, stephanie rawlins-blake, today, turned to the president's favorite representative on race.