you. . kennedy: happiest monday. ride the lightning. oh! my goodness on the watch tonight. we're going to dive into a few things. first the prevailing wisdom has always been a man's genetic condition to a woman's uterus is a lot like the highlander. as far as dads. there can be only one. typically even when a womb is as crowded as a hostel, shared dna from only two parents. a woman in new jersey got quite a surprise when she sought child support from the baby daddy of gorgeous twin girls

only to find out he was a genetic match for just one of them. a process which can be super confusing to explain, when the spawn gets to that where dicome from, stage? maybe one will become governor of california because the whole thing reminded me of this -- >> my name is julius, i'm your twin brother. >> obviously. moment i sat down i thought i was looking into a mirror. kennedy: speaking of privileged white dudes. incoming professor of sociology of boston university thinks she has nailed the cause of society's ills. white men. she loves talking trash about race and snowflakes on twitter, and in a recent tweet she wrote, quote, every mlk week i commit myself to not spending a dime in white owned businesses and find it impossible. and she plucked out this

cheerful morsel, quote -- the busy bee never let's digital digits rest, she also tweeted -- horrible grammar for an academic. i'm sure the man honkies in her class get equal treatment, and i'm sure if a fellow had tweeted bashing a woman in the same way, the school would enforce the free speech policy. they supported her so far. let's make sure we don't show "american sniper," because microaggression, what a show. jeremy piven is here in character as ari gold, and if that's not the greatest thing ever, i don't know what is. should we be afraid of factories overrun by robots as the only workers? could a terminator situation be on our hands? and an airline kicks

autistic girl off a plane saying she was disruptive. was that discrimination? delighted that you are here to ask those important questions. i'm kennedy. that handsome heartthrob tom brady. he's been suspended for four games for his alleged role, accused role in the patriots' deflated ball scandal. the pats have been fined, get this, one million dollars, and stripped of important draft picks. brady is expected to appeal. worth noting the punishments have been reduced in the past, and we get to see that lovely jimmy garap low. talking magazine contributor, the glasses off, he means business, michael malice, the author of "dear, reader" and the ghost rider, and joining

the show for the first time, john phillips, the host of the drive home. the radio show for now. until it goes worldwide on film, baby. gentlemen, welcome. >> hello. kennedy: hello. first smack at pinata. why was tom brady suspended? >> a lot's changed in the world of sports since babe ruth hit the home runs on budweiser and syphilis. it's home cooking, it happens all the time in sports. i don't think that's a big deal. if you have a baseball team that has a lot of ground pitchers they hit it in the grass to knock them down. it happened. kennedy: you are an anarchist. >> i'm against law but not against rules but a shady russian so, as the shady russian, the rule is don't get caught. kennedy: yeah. >> so just like him and just like with the tour de france, if you're going to be sloppy and leave fingerprints on the evidence, you deserve everything you got coming to you. >> and if you're a bad person

and throw people under the bus, i don't think tom brady is nearly as diabolical as alex rodriguez and lance armstrong. i don't like him, i don't like he's married to a supermodel, drives me crazy, he's suspended for four games, ray rice originally suspended for two games. >> you get to make sexual innuendos and nudge, nudge, wink, wink and talk about genitalia. [ laughter ] . this is steroids and -- kennedy: maybe he gave his football steroids and he shrank them. >> the guy's post is going to have carpal tunnel syndrome, it's a thousand right now. kennedy: impressive they can generate headline after headline and cover after cover of the new york post. we're going to see some punishments for the entire team. a million dollars. that's a pretty sizable fine. here's what i have to say,

john, let me know what you think. i understand that the stuff that happens outside of the off the gridiron is disgusting and disruptive when talking about domestic abuse specifically. but here you are talking about the rules of the game, and that's why i think the nfl has to be more stringent and covering the deficiencies. >> that's right. and the bottom line is it's four games. the patriots are a good team, probably going to make the playoffs. he's going to go home and have sex with a supermodel and be a gazillionaire, he's going to be just fine. kennedy: do you think it's going to be gisele? >> as a new yorker, i'm grad to see bad things happen to anyone from boston want and to twist the knife as much as possible and drink his tears. >> i kind of agree with you, and i wish i didn't have the vengeful -- >> why? come on the dark side. kennedy: i want to be a rational, fair person, but then, just the very mention of tom brady.

i feel he's gotten away with so much. >> he's a fraud. he has the brady bunch vibe but he's a phony. kennedy: here's a story of deflated balls ♪ >> that's a great one. >> we saw giselle gisele bundchen's profile. we got to the top, and went great. kennedy: it's all up front. >> it's chopsticks. kennedy: he got a signing bonus, they call it. the media continue to wrestle about covering stories about the prophet muhammad without showing pictures. comedians are self-censoring out of sensitivity to muslims or fear bodily harm, "snl" solved the riddle. >> your category as trendsetters, here's what you'll be drawing today. [ laughter ] >> whoever it is, draw his face, daniel!

[ laughter ]. >> i don't want to, i want to go home. kennedy: "snl" receiving praise far and wide for the skoit social media. is this the perfect mohammed sketch. gavin, i will ask you, who has done a little better here, pamela geller, fighting for free speech as long as you're not a muslim or "snl." >> pamela geller went way farther. she walks the walk. but this was already done by my people, the canadiens in a show called 22 minute, verbatim. kennedy: they did the same sketch and you're saying "snl" ripped it off. america only takes the best from canada and leaves the carcass behind. >> me sitting here right now. kennedy: we've nibbled at your bones. i see you nodding. >> if a tree falls in the x canadian forest, will they hear a sound? it will make sense to

americans. put jesus in those pictures, up on the screen, no one is going bat an eye or get upset. if they're not killing people for cartoons, they're killing people for other reasons. no one in 9/11 in the twin towers was a cartoonist. they will always find an excuse to rationalize murdering people, stupid and playing to their hands, i thing. >> i agree with you, if it wasn't this, it would be something else. >> being gay, being raped. kennedy: crucifying children, what do you think. >> if anyone can do this it's "snl." what's the over-under on an "snl" cast member? 35. cocaine is going to get to them before isis will. kennedy: i hope that's not true. so this is what i have asked you guys to do. i asked each of to you draw a picture of the prophet mohammed and you are adept cartoonists. i'm going to say 3, 2, 1, and

at the same time, so everyone reveals at once, i want you to show your cartoons. are you ready? okay, 3, 2, 1, go. ♪. kennedy: wow! you have skill. that was tremendous. my goodness, my heart is racing right here. >> that was a little crude. there should be a whip to it. kennedy: all right, very good. thank you so much. see you later in the show. our panel will be back, and you know ari gold, the famous high-powered superagent. he has a new book out. he's here. experience the interview firsthand. and this is the judge who ruled twins were born from two different dads at the same time, sounds like something born in hollywood. this is from new jersey, which makes it true, and it's next.

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. kennedy: hello, there thanks for being here. in age of dna tests you think the question of paternity and child support would be easily settled with a simple blood test. not so in a superior court case, a woman seeking support for twins, two-year-old girls and fought a challenge from the girl she names their father. we know you can't be half pregnant, you can be half a

dad. with the man's dna matching just one of the twins, how is that possible? and how hard is this for the court? my guests are here to unravel all of it. a defense attorney and former prosecutor, and a doctor is an ob-gyn at hackensack university medical center. carla, start with you. >> okay. kennedy: how on earth does this happen? >> the way that twins are created is a woman ovulates. >> a man and a woman love each other. >> i get that part. a woman ovulates and releases one or two eggs and sometimes this happens very close together and times a couple days apart. now she's only having sex with one individual, he's going to be the father of both. kennedy: nice. but what happens if she gets at a pot luck on thursday and goes out for singles night on tuesday. >> if you do, that you're taking a risk if you are not

using contraception. kennedy: if you have two partners with the conception. >> if you have twins, they may be fathered by two different men. kennedy: mark, i go to you, and there are plenty of court cases, i'm sure have you seen this where dads are on the hook to support kids that aren't theirs. perhaps baby mama has one child that is theirs but they have to financially support the other one. why did the judge decide this dad was only on the hook for one twinsy? >> i have to say, i'm not judging this woman, it's a struggle. kennedy: you've been in college, you continue can happen easily. >> all i'm suggesting is if her privates had a password it would be 1, 2, 3, 4. kennedy: you don't know, that mark. >> that's not fair. kennedy: she could have a boyfriend, and then maybe her ex. >> you're right, sure, maybe

you're right. kennedy: physics professor. >> you are right. >> back to the law, judge mohammed looks for precedent. goose egg in new jersey. never been a case like this before. he looked outside of new jersey and found only a handful of cases on the subject matter. he cited in his opinion a dna expert who said this occurs, when i say this, i'm talking about one father, or two fathers for one set of twins, happens one in 13,000 of reported paternity cases. kennedy: heteropaternal superfecundation. it is the phrase, we will give you the basket of goose eggs which make tremendous omelettes. >> right. kennedy: how common is this? >> you know, he mentioned 1 in 13,000. that's true out of paternity testing. we don't test every set of twins, we don't know how common. our best guess is one out of

every 400. but we don't do this all the time. kennedy: they think it might be more common, because there are different, i would say, reproductive practices and people can take drugs so they ovulate, so it might not be as uncommon as we think. >> kennedy? kennedy: yes, absolutely, mark, go ahead. >> one expert speculated it happens more frequently, but if the children are the same race, they don't look at it, they don't challenge it. when you have a different race in there, and one father who -- then, that becomes a red flag. kennedy: that is also an episode of arrested development. mark, i ask you this, as a legal scholar, as a father. >> yeah, sure. kennedy: and a cultural savior. do you think that more dads are going to get paternity tested if they've got twins? >> wow. i think that there are probably some folks out there thinking i need to check, yes! i think why not? like this guy has to pay $28 a week, that's a lot of money for

him. >> lot of money. why not? kennedy: i would be thinking the same thing if i had a couple of muffins that came out and one was blueberry and the other was lemon poppy seed. >> a great metaphor. kennedy: might be scratching my head. eyed i'm glad that the twins are safe and in a happy home. i know that mom's going to have a couple of tough conversations somewhere. biology is a blessed and wonderful thing. thank you very much. very good. what's the only thing better for a taylor swift fan than tickets to see her live? how about going with your congresswoman? that's coming up in the "topical storm."

. kennedy: ah! that's why many are terrified when you talk about the rise of the machines and now there is news that china is building the world's first robot-only factory. very exclusive. so is this the next step on the path to human extinction, or a very smart move by china manufacturers trying to cope with a shortage of workers? my next guest isn't the terminator but will tell us if such fears are warranted. brian is a professor at the kings college and he returns to the set. so i actually love this idea, you are the guy with the data and the smarts. intuitively it doesn't seem like having robots in the workforce would make humans rich. >> right. kennedy: is that the case? can humans being richer by having an automated workforce? >> actually interesting to look at the case in china.

the reason they're building the factories isn't because they want to get rid of human workers, they are running out of workers. it's half a million to a million workers short. what they need to do the manufacturing work they're asked to do. the robots are standing in for humans. why is that happening? the people don't want to do the work. we have an education, we have capital week want to do higher skilled work. it's unraveling the dickens, every novel is about the drudge work, and the robots are taking over and the young folks, saying great, do it. kennedy: what does that mean? people worry once things go automate, and i want you to speak to this from an economics level. once you annihilate an entire section of jobs that you have unemployed people running around. how would that work in this country? >> seen it before. if you look at transition from agricultural based economy to manufacturing based economy, there is all sorts of farming jobs that went away, the result

wasn't a massive unemployment, the result was shifting from farming to manufacturing work. we got more productive at growing food. allowed us to use time and resources to produce other things that made our lives better. you've always seen the calls, seen the concerns about people being put out of work. that's not true. population is growing, work has changed. more jobs have been created. kennedy: i do think that technology has made us better. >> yeah. >> i really do. as long as we don't lose touch with our humanity. that is our choice, it doesn't happen as a result of using ipads and smartphones and we're automation, that is our choice. technology will make us richer, help us live longer and with that it gives us better lives. >> and gives us a chance to do things we think are going away. etsy surpassed a billion-dollar mark in sales to create hand-crafted products that we love and we're rich enough afford the luxury of buying

small batch hand-crafted product. that's technology that allows us to do that. kennedy: could we have automated workforces? i know we do in some sectors in this country. is that the future for a booming american economy? can we see another golden age in american technology and finance and whatever because of automation? >> absolutely. the u.s., if you look on a per worker basis, the u.s. has fewer robots per worker than japan and germany and china is way, way behind. they're a fifth what the u.s. has. >> do they have robot envy? >> i don't know, depends how good the robots are. got to do a comparison. kennedy: it's not the size of the robot. >> you got down to it. kennedy: it's the circuitry. you and i both know that. i think if unions could get out of the way in this country, i would like to see what happens next. when you look to the future, if there is more automation, what does the country look like? >> have a lot of flexibility, if you go back 100 years and

ask people moving out of farming economy, what are you going to do? i'm going to make apps, nobody can foresee that, right? when we look ahead, we should have the same attitude. we know things are going to change, it's going to be difficult to adapt but the possibilities are great. we can't give up the great upside because we're not sure what it's going to look like. >> the upside is when artificial intelligence melds with technology, we are going to be thrown into human zoos. come back. >> can't wait. kennedy: later in the show, jeremy piven is here as ari gold. no telling how this is going to go down, i know you don't want to miss it. please. bears and seals and taylor swift together in one place? that place is "topical storm" and that is next.

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news and provide in-depth analysis. it would be if it were opposite day. it's not. it's time for the "topical storm." topic number one, a film about the life of supreme court justice ruth bader ginsberg reportedly in the works. on the basis of sex, depicts the obstacles she faced becoming the first jewish justice. ginsberg will be played by natalie portman. rest of the cast has not been reported yet, however, we here at "kennedy" received a scoop from a high-level source. justice antonin scalia will be played by paul sorbino and justice stephen breyer will be played by montgomery burns. that is lovely. we'll be watching for. that topic number two, people are idiots, and they're delicious. a group of waddling tourists

were so caught up, they forget they cornered black bears. a mom and three cubs that almost had good eatin there with the folks. that one in the red vest. she looks delicious! she's not only slow, she looks downright tasty. i haven't seen that many bears running down the street since i watched the documentary on the stonewall riots. topic number three. taylor swift is not only a romantically challenged crimson lipped ingenue, for 2500 dls you can attend a concert with four different lawmakers. they have a blank space where you with shake it off along with dignity. see the show with them for 2500 apop. republican steve stivers is

charging $1500, that includes presumably a handful of pills, if you spend that much money for so little upside, have you reached rock bottom and need a peaceful ending to your night and your life. thank you, taylor. topic number four, mother russia busy celebrating victory day commemorating the end of wold war ii and the beginning of american dominance. russia has the remnants of the kgb and silly with special forces but don't have the greatest weapon in america awesomeness, they don't have navy s.e.a.l.s. they cooked up the next best thing, they trained aquatic mammals winnie the pooh and laska to shoot guns, throw knives and pledge allegiance to communism. they're so cute! stolen valor! stolen valor! you're not navy s.e.a.l.s, you

are not part of s.e.a.l. team 6. and little laska got in trouble with shaky trigger flipper. she was dishonorably discharged to the oven where she was served with the bosht and the pierogis and chianti. i have never been able to make that noise. you know what is nuts? posting videos online, you know what is banana skins if the video is from the top of a building which is over 2,000 feet high. two daredevil photographers climbed the ping and international finance center in china which when it opened in 2016 will be the second tallest building in the world, topping out at 115 stories. the pair had nothing at all to catch themselves in the event of a slip. the two made a hobby of climbing incredibly high structures because they were

both incredibly high, including the great pyramid of giza, the shanghai tower and of course, snoop dogg. get it? yeah! if you want to see any of your weird stories in the "topical storm," find me on twitter, use the hashtag "topical storm" and go to instagram this minute to see a very special picture of superagent ari gold and myself. i have posted it at kennedy nation, ari gold has a new books he's going to tell us all about why you have to read it. do not miss this interview. first a family kicked off a flight is suing the airline for discriminating against their autistic daughter. i don't like the sound of it. does the panel? they return next.

. kennedy: hi there, welcome back, an oregon family, it's

pronounced oregon, not oregon, forced off the united airlines flight from disney world where they had a great family location at an emergency stop in salt lake city due to a misunderstanding involving their autistic daughter. the mom asked for a hot meal for her 15-year-old who was having challenges during the flight and rejects food when it isn't hot. the captain didn't feel comfortable with the family on board, the woman says she will file an anti-discrimination suit against the airline, the panel is back. gavin, michael and john. malice, you probably the second most insensitive person on the panel. [ laughter ] >> i'm going to be supersensitive, if you're going to talk about disabilities in this country, you're going to sound like hitler. i have a mom on the panel here, a mom on the panel here. you talk about kids, sensitive. i will say, you have to be very, very careful to listen to

this woman's story, it doesn't hold true to me. when a mom is demanding something for her kid, the idea she is nice and polite as opposed to a sense of entitlement and throw a fit. they're not going to stop a plane if someone is asking for cookies. >> if she needed a hot meal for her daughter. she should have stopped and had a preheated bag or insulated bag to keep something hot for her daughter. i've had my kids act up on planes, the last thing you do is throw your weight around. >> the kid wasn't acting up. she was saying, if my kid doesn't get, this she's going to start scratching people. and, of course, someone who works the airlines says this is scary and weird. kennedy: i assumed the girl was going to scratch herself. john, what do you think? >> the bigger picture is how definitely it is to get fed on a plane. what do you have to get a burger be a make-a-wish kid?

>> oh, boy, i don't think that would work, she asked the flight attendant for a first class hot meal and said she offered to pay for it. >> you got to buy the ticket, though. that's a crappy wish. a burger on a plane! don't you want to meet joan collins or something. kennedy: you have actually faked cancer. [ laughter ] >> gavin, you have several children. >> several annoying children. in fact when i was a vegetarian i would call in and get a vegetarian meal. orthodox jews get a kosher meal. other moms of kids with special needs probably hate this woman. she's giving them a bad name. you don't leap on a plane and demand stuff. if you have a special needs kid it has special needs. kennedy: sometimes we can be a little bit kind and compassionate as human beings and not skum that the child is going to run roughshod up and down the aisle decking people and throwing her feces.

>> they're risking hundreds of thousands -- >> they are getting sued, you're right, she is litigious, who knows what's going to happen to her. >> are here's what i'm going to say, sometimes people are so quick to pull the trigger. i had a guy on the plane, calling people the "n" word, smoke weed in the bathroom. starting fights, telling assistant he was going to kill her and wouldn't land the plane. they should have because he was doing horrible things. this girl had not acted up. i think the pilot was a bit insensitive. >> we don't know his side of the story. usually when someone is quick to throw a lawsuit i don't believe anything they have to say. kennedy: i can't believe you dislike autistic people so much. >> i just hate all children. kennedy: equal opportunity. let alone. a boston university incoming professor sociology professor has created a

firestorm after several racially charged tweets like this one -- and the hits just keep on coming. more than two dozen just like that. she is consistent. the university started by defending her citing free speech, but alumni and some students expressed outrage at the university's tepid response. so john phillips, we have seen a dearth of free speech protection on college campuses across the country. why are they poneying up under the free speech umbrella now? >> with that many racist tweets she's angling for a show on comedy central. >> so are you, apparently. [ laughter ] . >> yikes. kennedy: i mean, this honestly for the people they know who just completed college, it's really outdated. this kind of racial vitriol is outrated. >> i don't think it's outdated. obama exemplifies this attack

on masculinity with hatred of america being stronger than other countries. she's saying she hates masculinity. better than other people, things associated with the right. they are very much condemned by the left. kennedy: she talks specifically about white masculinity. what is the problem you have with, this gavin. the fact she's talking about men or white men. >> i mean ones, what's the matter with white males didn't we end slavery, create the industrial revolution, invent cement, and the college she's tweeting from and twitter and straighten her hair. didn't we do all that? that's one thing. >> i told you, you were the second most incense ifturn. >> i'm not implying the manual labor. >> secondly, can conceive of a professor talking about black femininity and lasting more than a second. kennedy: that's what i said at the top of the show.

if this were a white male professor talking about a black woman with the same vitriol and you cannot have the same type of response unless you are willing to employ the converse. >> she can't complete in the marketplace, those who can teach and those who can't tweet. kennedy: very funny. would you like to put a cherry on it? >> i had a professor at the cal state fullerton who blamed the l.a. riots on the jews. not only anti-semitic, it's socially wrong. >> clean hands, clean hands! >> it's a problem. yeah, i talk about this before on the show, at a community college they went to in southern california, i was learning about karl marx in algebra class. >> wow you. >> could not escape marx. it didn't have to be a politically or philosophically

related class. >> it exemplifies that this is the natural way you speak in academia from little boys being told not to fight and go -- and getting punished for being rambunctious up until college. kennedy: that's true, there's a war on boys, war on men, a war on white men and i suspect and you our idaho compatriots to continue -- >> just because we're winning doesn't mean there's a war on christmas. they come down harshly. >> are boston -- >> always with the boston. kennedy: tom brady, they broke the rules. now the blanket party. coming up, another looked at lack of commonsense approach to the california drought. but next, super agent ari gold here with his new book joining us in studio. you're not going to want to miss a moment. that's next. and choose world

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. kennedy: hello there, ari gold, maybe you know the name, known for ruthless approach to deal making and client relationships that made him the most powerful and sought-after superagent in all of hollywood. he's here to offer invaluable tips and advice how to be as powerful this life as ari gold is himself. he's here superagent turned studio head who dominated the hollywood scene for years. the author of a brand-new soon-to-be best-selling book, "the gold standard." ari, welcome. >> thank you for having me. kennedy: how does it feeling that powerful in such an exquisite suit? >> it feels right, every powerful person needs a good

suit, a good power suit. you're doing a fine job yourself. kennedy: really? i had questions whether you would approve of the earrings and ensemble. >> i do, and lipstick matches the outfit which is a high level of difficulty. kennedy: i'm known as the greg louganis of lipstick. >> don't ever say that again. kennedy: a greasy track record with big stars that come to the show. >> there is no way you can offend me, because i don't care enough but i will tell when you they came to me and said we need 18 rules to rule by, i said i have 118, and i will distill it down, shorten my process, crystallize everything that i've done that has gotten me to the point that i'm at right now, and give it to the public, you're welcome. kennedy: and i want to thank you for this, and obviously, you know, being such an

important part of hollywood, you have seen the sony hack scandal, and you have several distilled nuggets in the book called gold nuggets, one is never be an a-hole in writing. explain that. >> you never want to leave a paper trail. i was running the gold miller agency before i became a studio head, and i have been -- i was on the phone with heads of studio saying you haven't made me a [ bleep ] dime on the call. what have you done for me are? absolutely nothing. here's the reality, it's okay to be a bully to get what you want if you've got what it takes to make the deal. kennedy: okay. >> because otherwise, if you're just using up all this oxygen, you can't deliver, it's a joke. kennedy: it's empty. you have to be a full man in a powerful suit and live by the gold standard in order to back

that up. now you take issue with expression they always had a hard time with that i don't believe, money can't buy happiness. you don't believe that, do you? can money buy happiness? >> money is happiness, yes. kennedy: absolutely right. >> so the idea of, you know, being spiritually aware and having a beanie on and being in coachella and living the dream, you're [ bleep ] kidding yourself, that's the reality. you're going to sleep your way to the [ bleep ] bottom. you're going to wake up naked in park square. kennedy: maybe it's in palm springs, maybe it's by coachella. >> it is, 60 miles outside of there. you have to make sacrifices in this life. and i've made a lot of sacrifices and one of the reasons i wrote that book is so my kids will know the reason why i wasn't there, a lot of the times, because i would love to go, you know, go to the peewee football games, but the

reality is that i'm on a set somewhere trying to finesse a situation. kennedy: that's a much better place to be, isn't it? >> making the deal, doing what it takes, making the sacrifices to put food on the table for your family. that's what it's about. i don't regret any of it. kennedy: i know you don't represent tom brady personally. but what do you think about the four-game suspension? what does tom's career look like now and after football? >> listen, you know, the nfl has a huge black eye. kennedy: and his name is adrian peterson. >> yeah, they've been trying to right the ship. nfl teams and players and coaches, they're all working on such an elite level and everyone is trying to get a leg up on all of this, and things have been revealed. tom brady is a guy who has a

16-17-year career and operating on a high level. they took air out of tom brady's balls, what can i tell you? kennedy: they deflated his balls. >> yeah, they deflated his balls. listen, beckham has the golden balls i'm sure he's deflated a couple golden balls. he's 40 years old taking a victory lap. kennedy: alex rodriguez is hitting his balls off the park. >> knocking the cover off the [ bleep ] balls. kennedy: do you kiss my mother with that mouth? >> i'm not going to touch you or your [ bleep ] mother. >> the book is "the gold standard," i have to say it made me want to shower immediately. thank you so much. and i used the book as a loofah. the night cap, the california water crisis is worse because of government ineptitude, i'll tell you how to save yourself. coming up next.

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. kennedy: if you live in california, believe me, i've been living there 15 years, you're not going to have night caps at all in your dismal future, because you are going to die of thirst. there will be no water for ice cubes, no green romantic vineyards bursting with nature's grape drink and california has suffered from stifling political incompetence and a staggering staysis that exasperated this current drought. not that the west coast commies are in charge, they're giving await water for free based on ancestral land rights and letting all the clean rainwater wash into the sea and charging below market value. add to that, californians have no incentive to ride trains. the state is going to pluck

down close to $100 billion for a chain no one would use they would rather drive to san francisco or fly or because they're all driedout corpses who tried too long for rational governance. instead of trying to build things with pretend money, why not tackle the drought like they are in carlsbad. people need water, they don't need trains to collide with eminent domain issues from hesitant farmers and friends in the central value. everyone needs to drink. william shatner had it half right to build a kickstarter pipeline from british columbia to socal, get money to build the plants and use the precious resource to the left. called the pacific ocean. otherwise the state will crater upon itself not just from the ground water hijacked by culturalists but politicians who won't know a good idea if it flew up their caboose.

thank you for watching the show. it was fun. hope you enjoyed the show. find me on facebook, i will be reading your letters on thursday. have a beautiful night and see you tomorrow.. lou: good evening, i am lou dobbs, mainstream liberal media will not tell you but obama administration is working on a secret nuclear deal with china, that could have destabilizing consequences all over the world. the deal giving china access to more of our advanced nuclear technology. what would prevent china from passing it on? we take this up with fox news military analyst general jack keane. also president obama, escalating a fight with his liberal base over a massive so call