you've got to compromise on the whole truth. i thought there was something we swore about the whole truth. >> well, that's being investigated separately. the whole truth but separate truth. i got. i got it. that's it tonight. thanks for being with us. good night from new york. ♪ ♪ . lisa: bring it in for bernie, hands in the middle. bernie sanders is on the watch tonight because he's making hillary watch her back. what? he's like sticky fly paper teaching celebrities to the strip where their finances will soon go to die where hillary cannot attract any big name to her campaign doomed honey tram. kardashian seems to be the loan porn star to endorse and now seems like a genius for it. bernie sanders may be the cool candidate for his robin hood and kim and kanye where the

own duo whorls they want to keep their cash. so crashed into the locks, it is a surprisingly long and random list of intellectual heavy hitters. will fairly, nicki read, even danny diveto, and sanders is young and fresh and a total washington outsider. so let's take a look at some of his indoor in action. so why should you vote for bernie sanders? because will farrell has done this. [screaming] . lisa: yeah, that was will from this weekend at a bernie sanders rally. or usc game. mark doesn't get this by beaning hot. he's smart. >> i'm always angry. . lisa: but sadly his green won't grow under bernie's watch.

nicki read's so pretty and she thinks bernie sanders is a beautiful spirt, and she's why you should vote for him. >> on the floor -- not only do i put it away, i go to him, and i go, like -- [laughter] . lisa: yeah, she loves him. danny divito knows penguins can't fly. >> still would be worse. my nose could be gushing blood. [laughter] . lisa: well, here's the problem. bernie sanders wants to take money from rich people and not just give it to poor people, that's boring, he wants to build bridges and railroads and send ordinary people to college so that they can get heavy taxation and shift the debt to national one. because when you force the country into bankruptcy, it shows you care about poor people.

all the billionaires will have moved to bermuda. but at least we'll have flee from the red hot chilly peppers to keep us company. he's on the bernie wagon too. >> come on. stick your card in the slot and i'll handle it. >> unless you're in the division. lisa: bernie is going to take us back to the the dark ages, not back to the future. george, norm, and killer mike, just a few of the dozen celebrities who have a fever for bernie sanders and a combine net worth -- just these people, have over a half billion dollars, which is a drop of the bucket compared to the 18 trillion sanders wants to redistribute. so let's start with their money and see how far colonel sanders gets with that and i'm sure these do gooders wouldn't mind be separated from the riches.

they're celebrities, just being famous is their own fortune. and pope francis arrived in america. and judge napolitano has a bone to pick find out why. plus a former cia officer tells us five secrets that could save your life and help me escape from duck tape handcuffs. and what about the selfies with sharks? come on in. the water's perfect over he. i'm kennedy. ♪ ♪ ♪ lisa: oh, there are a lot of very successful attractive artists polling for bernie sanders and also danny. this time for us to jump on the ban wagon, perhaps let's talk it over with our panel and see why everyone's feeling the burn in holiday. it's managing editor, look at those purple tips. and comedian is here as well, appearing this friday through sunday right here in new york city, i'm sure the pope will

be here. and charles cook, award-winning writer for national review and the author of manifesto. welcome to one and all, glorious people. are celebrities dumb? >> you're, like, a one-woman house on american activities committee there. you're, like, let's just list all the celebrities whose applicant politics are bad and they can never work again in this town. lisa: or work anymore. >> celebrities are dumber than the typical voter, who is dum. lisa: very good. why are actors, actresses, and musicians in love with socialists, not just now but historically? >> i wish i could answer that question becausen i could perform some perform some major ideological jiu-jitsu. there's a sort of big picture utopiaism that's appealing to a lot of people because people

are dumb. lisa: charles. i see you agitating over there. >> well, my theory -- other than they have a lot of money and the masses taken from them, i think there's a certain guilt that accrues to people who make a lot of money because they happen to be good-looking or with a certain talent, which probably not with someone who builds up a business over five or ten years and understands how it works. so you look at money and says it is unfair but just because i'm pretty, i get $10 million a year. lisa: they feel guilt because someone goes to harvard business school, makes friends with a lot of people who will eventually work for fortune 500 companies, be investment bankers, have a high probability of being successful. when you're an actor of hollywood and you've got a lot of out of work losers, and one of you breaks out -- >> it looks like luck. lisa: yeah, it does, and you have a lot of people kind of making y feel guilty. >> also people in creative industries think quite recently that the world works like a hollywood studio, so

you want this guy to turn blue or change the lights, but it socialism does promise that. lisa: and it's always nice to spend other people's money and not your own. >> exactly. the bigger picture for me is why do we care about celebrity endorsements? who has actually voted for somebody because the celebrity said so? think about it. do you want to be faced with nuclear war against iran or russia? that doesn't make any sense. so what i don't understand is really celebrity endorsements really matter because in m in reverse; right? lisa: so whose your favorite bernie groupy? >> i like flee. i think -- juxtaposition of the two -- i would like to see

the two red hot chilly pepper. lisa: this dog took a bath and no longer running for president. that doesn't make sense. it doesn't have to. i'm just glad you're here. and scott walker entered the republican primary in july as a republican front runner and a candidate popular with the conservative base but yesterday he officially suspended his campaign. and some reports say that it helped marco rubio and jeb bush. so, charles, who's the lucky duck who is going to get his 1% support. >> well, it's not about the 1% support, it's the donors and infrastructure. i don't have a problem with that. i think money in flicks is a good thing. it's free speech, but they're going to go to rubio i think. lisa: i think too. if they were worried about walker's lackluster performance, i don't think they go to bush and say wow this guy's such a different contrast. so what does walker's consent tell us about ourselves?

>> you know, i'm actually -- i'm a little bit sad to see him go and it's because i think right now we're in this war for a balance in the force in the gop field. lisa: yeah. >> and there's the, like, ridiculous insane component. but walker was for all of the flaws as a candidate a serious human being who had he become president the world would not have ended. so it's always sad to see someone in that category go. >> but part of the issue -- ben carson had more charisma than he did, so th's saying a lot. lisa: ben carson' carson's anticacarson's anti. lisa: every time he speaks, he gets more popular. explain that. even when he says things, like, vaccines are dangerous, trust me, i'm a doctor. it's, like, how did that work in his favorite. >> that's his specialty and one million i don't know the of a percent.

lisa: but as a neurosurgeon, he should be familiar with developing brains and no proof between vaccines. >> but i'm not going to vote for him on the basis of knowledge of that. lisa: no, you're going to vote for him because he has pillow soft lips. >> exactly and i thought that was going to be between us and the greenroom. can i just say this about walker, which is really interesting. lisa: yes. >> his subsequent is to rally people in his party against trump. it's like the, in other words, versus the quarterback in high school who bullied everybody. it's only going to turn out badly for scott walker. lisa: so weirdly cast as the quarterback in that analogy. i don't know what trump is, maybe the class clown but not the quarterback. >> one thing about scott walker is that he knows when to fight and when to quit, and he dropped out of the first primary, unfortunately, quite early because he thought if he stayed to the end and lost. and i just wonder he recognized he wasn't going anywhere and think so he has . lisa: how often he probably does. it's better to stop the

bleeding now and maintain the tiny -- >> i don't know but i think. lisa: what did she the shred of dignity. and coming up the panel discussing carly fiorina debut on jimmy fallon and late night and a little bit later judge napolitano is here and find out what has the judge all fired up stay here

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lisa: yesterday white house made the rounds on late night, carly fiorina charmed jimmy fallon with her set of pipes, it was very sweet. >> my name is nick, and please don't take a walk with me, i'd rather stay right here, i want to lie back down in my nice warm bed. and you're going to have to carry me. [laughter] . lisa: you know she has done that 200 times to your dog. you just know that. our panel is back, and paul and charles cook. so, charles, are you a fiorina fan? >> well, i see carly fiorina at the moment largely being a place to displace trump. lisa: that sounds sexist. >> no. i think she's inexperienced and going to the hurt by her time at hewellet packard, i was impressed by her, but i want her to rise to

the top. lisa: are her luscious lady lumps her biggest asset? >> i'm also going to be sexest and compare her to hillary, which is that's what we're doing right now. lisa: audible gasp. >> she writes i'm going to be more human, i'm going to be a real person from now on; right? like, i'm turning the hillary bottom to human mode, and i do think she actually is kind of human. lisa: yeah. >> which is nice. she's singing to a dog, doing this -- i don't know if you saw the buzz feed thing where she went into the buzz feed offices and said things to men that men usually said to women in offices. so people are responding to that because it turns out there's another way to be human besides the trump way, which is to be insane. lisa: i agree with you and the human, you don't have toual practice is it. i don't get the sense -- i get the sense that she sings that to her dog and she would just as easily pumped her dog into a wood chipper if she thought it would give her the

nomination. >> yeah. it annoys me, it goes back to clinton aplaying the sax and -- lisa: you thought the sax thing was not authentic? >> i understand people behind closed doors do those things. my problem is i don't need you to come out and show to me -- first of all, me sit down and say the same thing. it's it is stump speech sitting down. the message doesn't change because of the format of the message okay? it's, like, oh, things are better when you get a singing telegram, no, she's still dead. lisa: no. i think what people want is a full vertically integrated, and we realize the damage that a single president can do. >> i understand. the only thing about her singing that if she were president, she would not sing to putin, and i think she should because he would immediately pull drones out of syria. lisa: joining us on the late show where he got a response from colbert's audience. >> i believe in democracy, and

i don't think we should trust. >> boy, however you feel, he's my guest, don't boo him. lisa: steven standing up for ted cruz, how do you feel. >> he's not my guy. i do agree with him on a lot, i'm irritated that he talks down to his audience. he knows he's the smartest man in the room and sometimes says things that aren't true. and he said, well, it didn't count anyway because only those who were technically plaintiffs were bound by it. that's just not true. he knows it. . lisa: yeah, and also for williamson russell. >> yeah. and he's smart enough to know that's not true. the problem to me he just comes across like a mixture of joe and midwestern vacuum cleaner salesman. there's something wrong with him. >> yeah. he feels like the guy who is going to tie the

girl to the train tracks. lisa: is that what you feel the vacuum cleaner is going to do. >> whip lash is what he feels like. and the booing thing was, like, okay. stephen colbert doesn't need your help interviewing, he can handle it just fine; right? >> yeah. lisa: but liberal audience -- >> it's not the way that the genre operates where the audience is kind of -- lisa: mark throws his audience -- and as you can see here, our audience has been bound and gagged and tied to the train tracks and that's why they're completely silent. beautiful. that's right. you know what? -- >> the fans here on kennedy. lisa: on the panel will return shortly to celebrate the 30th anniversary of swapping warning labels on musical bums. did it accomplish anything? but first judge napolitano. pope francis, find out why. that's next technology empowers us to achieve more.

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a sleep number store. lisa: welcome back. i was adjusting my glasses so that i can see you better. i'm watching you like the nsa. pope francis visits the united states today where he's receiving a warm welcome from the president and faithful catholics in multiple cities but not all catholics are excited about saint peter, seat warmer fox news judicial analyst judge andrew napolitano is one of the faithful, and he has a bone to pick with the pope. i know -- >> i never heard it put quite that way, kennedy, when but i'll accept it. lisa: it's meant as a term of referenced. now, you have some issues with the pope, a false profit, why? >> i call him a false profit because he's leading the catholic church in two dangerous directions. one is an assault on the family and the other is an assault on the free market. these are two favorite topics of the left, particularly the

left in latin america, where the pope was raised. the pope was raised in an era of of the long time and twice dictator of argentina, who was a form of without the racial component, government control, government seizure of assets for what the government told you was worth and massive redistribution of wealth. lisa: sounds like bernie sanders. >> well, it does, but this pope has people extortation on capitalism, blamed capitalism for the poor. earlier doesn't understand that the poor are far better off in terms of their health, wealth, and safety because of capitalism, because of rise and tied. because capitalism has created the energy that has enhanced economic activity, which has permitted it to take part. lisa: and when you have people who are living better lives, longer lives because of capitalism, they're free from disease.

and they're be able to exercise their free will because they are not shackled with poverty. why is it so hard to get -- >> and they can exercise that free will to accept or to reject the church. look, in three days, the pope is going to say mass at st. patrick's cathedral. i hope he looks around and see how magnificent it looks because they just paid $200 million in renovations paid for by cash. and who got the money? laborers and blue color system who worked to get the it done. it's the greatest system we have, raise money, create wealth, and then pay for it by creating more wealth by enhancing the value of the building and gives jobs to people. how could the pope object to that. lisa: that's a great example, and i have to ask you. i know you are a believe we are it is one of the things i admire most about you. you're also a man of the law.

is there something about libertarianism on the. >> no. contholism teaches that you're so perfect that you're free to reject god, that god loved us so much that he created us in his image and the one thing he gave us that he has is perfect free will, so perfect we can refuse it in the horrific ways because he loves us and believes that he can be redeemed even after abuse the free will. i can't imagine that the pope disagrees with that. my problem with him is not faith. he's infallible on faith, thank god his infallibility is limited, it's when he gets to economic and wealth and air conditioning is a bad thing when he gets into areas that we call domestic politics. he's outside of his field and

shouldn't use the authority of his office to give a left-wing view of -- lisa: no, that's very dangerous, we only have about 20 seconds left. is the pope's popularity outside of the church, is that bad for the church. >> no. i think it's good for the church that this pope is popular and that respect, i commend him. because it causes people to perhaps take a second look at the church. but i don't want him to get too much with this. because once he starts talking about the true faith and the true morality, the left will run from him like he's a wildfire. lisa: thank you so much. >> my pleasure. lisa: looking forward to see ho all of this unfolds, and coming up new york city's newest mascot, and dogs react to their owners pretending to faint. it's all weird, all good, topical storm is next what if one push up could prevent heart disease? [man grunts] one wishful thinking, right?

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we can live here forever, like, hermit, this is the topical storm. topic number one. here's the guy in saudi arabia. walking down the sidewalk just minding his own business, checking the under carriage of his slippers to make sure earning step in dung out of the sky a glass guillotine falls from the heavens. and the force of the impact blows off his hat. it miraculously gets up and to bels off to fix his head wrap. the man was so relieved to be alive, he has decided to move on the united states and run for president just so he can irritate ben carson. good for him. topic number two. well, if you're like me, you're always on the lookout for a costume you can use for halloween or robbing banks or for certain parties i don't want to talk about right now. in any case, i'm excited about this october because there's a new costume, that's the most

spooky yet. it's donald trump. the rum shaker costume for a mere 69.95 with the come over wig sold separately. so i get it, ladies. you get one day a year where you could basically strut around in your underwear and absorb attention from men like ultraviolet raise and not get called out for it. yeah. >> what are you? i'm a mouth. duh. lisa: but here's a tip. rather than spending $70, grab some mouse ears and paint your body in latex. so much easier. topic number three. you often hear miraculous stories of dogs who rush to their owner's rescue in an emergency and there's a new trend in japan where all weird

trends incubate, like, blurred porn and kitkat bars. people are fake fainting in front of their dogs to see if these canines give a rip. well, do they? there's an oddly large body of evidence to show you how japanese dogs react in a fake crisis. watch. [laughter] . lisa: yeah, they don't care at all. you have to ask yourself, would your dog stop to help you if you fainted? you know there's only one way to find out. you have to do the same thing. fake faint, take a video, send it to me, kennedyfbn@

foxbusiness.com. topic number four. oh, sure sharks are man eating predators just ready to eat your torso but are they as deadly as selfies? 12 people are reportedly died taking selfies in 2015. i know it is a national tragedy but only eight people have pair i should in shark attacks, you're more likely to die snapping a photo of yourself on a train track than from a shark. but i have to ask you what happens when people take selfies around sharks? well, that's when two worlds collide and as you can imagine, it doesn't end well. [screaming] . lisa: click. woo and i'm in the shark's mouth. topic number five. last week we covered the five second rule. get it? yeah. which is more than previously thought.

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♪ . lisa: i learned something new about jobs because he needed i'm part of his fan club. 30 years since al gore's wife launched a movement on music all bums to spare children from lyrics alluding to sex. twisted sisters, was one of the artists to argue against the labels. >> put their own imagination, experience, and dreams into the lyrics. people can interpret in many ways. ms. gore founded someone looking for surgical

references founded as well. lisa: oh, yeah, and went on to say that he had a dirty mind. three decades later, what did her fellow prudes accomplish? let's talk it over with the panel, so, kathryn, i will start with you. in term of censorship and free speech and music, where are we 30 years later? >> exactly where we were 30 years ago, which is to say that banning something is always the best advertising campaign for it and i know as a miss guided teenager, i definitely was, like, oh, man, like, this has a parental advisory label on it, i better buy it. lisa: i'm going to buy two. >> i think the idea of schneider to out talk this panel asking questions, tells you a lot about where that was coming from, the intellectual roots and whether or not they worked.

lisa: what i loved were the wives, had their filthy 15, the songs that were so disgusting that these were the warning labels, for instance, nicki, and prince, god bless him wrote a song about a woman who was doing things with herself that are unmentionable on tv. sugar walls, judith priest eat me alive, sydney lopper, she bop, and sugar still on your filthy 15 list? >> this my daily list. no, i disagree with you. i think we have changed a little bit in the last 15 years. first of all, that panel would be convened now. and secondly at times they ranged into discussions of free speech. there was a soft preassumption there that, well, maybe we could even ban this. lisa: you, like, the phrase was mentioned. >> yeah. first amendment juris prudence and i don't think that would work, i think

free speech. lisa: i think they actually sort of blew their -- i don't want to use that word that's coming into my mind. their opportunity i should say because if they had actually just waited a few more years for 2 live crew and nwa -- >> they should have made it to rape culture. >> 30 years ago these were the big problems; right? and these were multiple days of hearings on this. 30 years ago when there was a music industry. do you remember that day? it's all falling. lisa: is music filthier now? >> it is but it's also the internet, it's a completely different conversation now because you have the internet, social media, a kid, 11-year-old kid can go online and look and see and hear anything. >> you still have the free speech issues on music are very alive and loud. there have been several cases of rappers and other artists who have wound up having their lyrics used against them in court cases. lisa: yeah. >> so it's not as if this is something that's settled.

>> an abstract opposition to people making sexual references and then there's right up against the line where it's, like, was this a threat? that's progress. that is progress. if someone said something dirty and you hold them in front of a committee, whereas someone says i'm going to kill my wife, is that a threat? . lisa: well, a new bill in florida will allow coastal communities to ban flags in its hope to stop flags from blowing into the ocean and hurting wildlife and strangling turtles and dolphin fins. kathryn, wrote all about the stupid, ridiculous poorly placed ban on plastic bags. so why are they using the miracle of technology for us? >> there's always the desire to do something symbolic and saying, oh, i'm going to carry this tote bag and everyone's going to see me and i'm going

to be a great environmentalist, it's temperating. in fact, plastic bags are amazing, they're scientific marshals, they're great for hygiene and do not rhetoric all of the bans contribute basically at all to the death of sea animals and this is something that's easy to imagine why this habs. i did a television appearance where they put me up against two children and a sea turtle tore talk about plastic bags. lisa: plastic bag in the news. fishing operations and we shouldn't do things just because it feels good. >> and i think it is a model. first of all, if you ban plastic bags, you're not going to have a bag to store your plastic bags. >> you've got to have the bag of bags. >> and secondly it's convenience; right? it's fear people. lisa: have you ever picked up

dog poop with a paper bag. >> i usually use my hand because i like to use. lisa: wow. oh, my goodness. >> i shook your hand before they show. >> i let you rub your hand all over my face. >> you begged. you know me. lisa: as katherine points out, people are getting more food poisoning because they're letting leaky chicken into their reusable bags, not thinking about it, throwing it into the trunk of the car, letting itester and then later it putting raw vegetables on it and they're dying. but not yet, but they might. >> and the other irony, by the way, is florida will not yet their dep officials refer to global warming as global warming of any kind. so it's a state that doesn't know what it wants to be. lisa: maybe that's bush's problem. >> no. i don't think -- lisa: do you know what the other urban myth is? that whole peanut butter thing. never happened. >> what he will wholly. lisa: i'll tell you during the break. thank you, everyone. read it now, read the magazine

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absolutely love. tell me. you have an overall theory that guides you through life called situational intelligence. tell me what that is. >> sure. the basic premise is not walking around with your head down, texting. lisa: which i do all the time. >> right. walking into those people crossing the street. so if more people had their head up, paying attention, you spot danger, and you can flee before you get mugged because you see that bad thing happening. lisa: i have a friend that calls it court awareness. >> that's another way to phrase it too. like, on the basketball court, you're looking toes where everyone is, not being in your own world and bubble, and you're always looking around. so you and your wife were crossing the street and some weird dude that was following the same cadence, and you turn around and asked him what time it was, and it saved your life. >> right. because you want to throw these people off. so a lot of people put their head down and are, like, i want to be followed but excuse me do you know what time it is or, hey, can i help you? so you want to let them,

buddy, i see you, go through somebody else. lisa: and you should do that if you're on a dark street by yourself and you notice that someone may be following you, you turn around and start singing the star spaining he will banner. >> that too so that that person goes, hey, they spotted me. they're going to do somebody, make sure it's not you. lisa: so say someone tapes duck tape all around my wrist, how do i -- >> which is the number one way that criminals can -- lisa: let's do it. >> everyone think so duck tape is some superhuman material. they're going to go around here, they're not going to be nice and friendly. lisa: that's nice and tight. i like it. >> now, before you do it, the trick is put your hands above your head as high as possible, pull down hard and you've got to separate your hands and slap your own hips. lisa: one. two. three. oh, my gosh. >> did you pull apart your hand? .

lisa: yes, i pulled apart my hands. >> i'm going to show you the back up. do this angle, if you put your hands there and rub there. lisa: yeah, that's what he said. this is not working at all. >> i am going to shadow you 24/7 now -- here you've got to duck tape me nowed anyhow, like, i've got to show. so here do me this favor. lisa: so i'll duck tape you. go around, go around multiple times, the criminals can go -- all right. that's plenty. you mean business. so all you've got to do is just like that and it's all the angle. >> . lisa: what did i do wrong? >> you went here and tried to pull beart. it's one swift motion. lisa: it's one motion, i bruised my need a part. i want you to zip tie my ankles like a bondage class in the '90s. >> absolutely.

lisa: am i sure we want to do this, no, absolutely not. >> at least you won't hit yourself in the stomach this time. so criminals love zip ties. lisa: i don't know if they do. >> no, -- lisa: have you been to home depot, i love their zip ties. >> while you're doing that, this is paracord i'm putting over. if you were traveling to more dangerous companies, they would have this. so go ahead and put your foot up, have you ever road a bicycle? and you keep kicking, beautiful. like i said don't go anywhere alone; right? lisa: i'm going to be bruised and bristered. >> you need a break. lisa: thank you very much. >> you're welcome. lisa: i feel that my life has been saved. >> something like that. lisa: i'm going to die. well, graduations the book is really interesting, and i feel safer already. coming up i'm going to talk to the jeopardy star who lost the

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>> hey, check out the podium. look at this. mr. reynolds has parental changed his name to terd ferguson. >> terd ferguson, funny name. lisa: that's the macdonald as better reynolds on saturday night live forever torchering alex, which means the real alex is safe, doesn't it?

now no one would ever dare drag ferguson into the actual airing of jeopardy. >> this song from a 1999 animated film about censorship had a word censored from its oscar performance. 30 seconds, please. good luck. >> you came up with this is your response for final. what is the love value of terd ferguson, ps, hi, mom. nope. lisa: yeah, that's exactly right. well, look who's joining me now. oh, my gosh, talia, welcome. what was it like hearing him say it? >> it was really exciting, kind of more amused of the ps, hi, mom than he was by, like, the terd and i went up to him afterwards because there's the bit where you talk to alex for a minute, the contestants do

and he was, like, who is ferguson? and i was, like, they're from the saturday night live sketches about you. if there were snl sketches about me, i would have them memorized, but, yeah, he just -- the terd. lisa: when did you hatch the plan? did you know going into it that you were going to deploy ted ferguson in final jeopardy. >> no. like, most decisions in my life, it was hatched in about 30 seconds. lisa: yeah. >> which is not very premeditated, and i'm just writing the terd wave. lisa: you are, and it was so brilliant, and you had $600 going into final jeopardy. how much did your opponents have? >> they had thousands. i was a terrible jeopardy contestant. lisa: you made it to final jeopardy, though. >> i did. i did. by some miracle. the gods -- the funny thing i was looking at my name on twitter because someone told

me go check yourself out for a second. even before the final jeopardy. i -- people were tweeting about how terrible a contestant i was, like, spasy and holding her buzzer too long, and i was, like, who live tweets jeopardy? . lisa: every night. #terdferguson. >> yeah. i went home with $1,000 consolation prize. lisa: you no longer have cramps or migraines. >> yeah. lisa: and you've got my unending, that was so brilliant, i'm so happy you've got to do that, i love you even more, thank you, talia. >> yeah. no problem. and now the viral sensation is pizza rat. so if pizza rat wants to get at me, we can share a xanax, a bottle of white wine. lisa: thank you so much for watching the show tonight. don't forget you can watch all new shows 8:00 p.m. eastern, 5:00 p.m. on the fox business network. follow me on twitter

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