online poll result. we asked, 97% said yes. wow. that is it, tonight thank you for joining us, general jack keane among lou's guests tomorrow, lou will be back. and thank you for joining us tonight, good night from new york. kennedy: welcome to the greatest hour of your life. and i am watching the bubbling hot pot of congress boil over in this messy speaker's race, systemic of where our country is headed. congress has been inhabited by a bunch of cotton headed i ninny muggeins. we need to look outside the scumy pool of predictable dc big spenders for solutions. why should presidential race be

only interesting contest dominate by outsiders, the speaker of the house does not have to be a member of congress, representative paul ryan, marcia blackburn, and peter are so ordinary. let's get creative with the guest list. judge andrew napolitano would be the most solid speaker of the house potential candidate he is a constitutionalist, a scholar he would take guff from no one, no punitive committee assignment snatching. here is another one, jim mora, jr. he would be a find choice, he is the head football coach of the ucla bruins but he also the guy who united los angeles as a true football city, not one beholden to a one sided shady operation like those trojans, he still

believing in tough love, and a result oriented hard worker who would cut spending like pac-12 championship depended on it i know you exec me to nominate another one of my personal heroes, penn jillette. he has no patience for bs, he is a mazition he coul -- he could e definite magically disappear, but i think that teller would be better. who says that house speaker has to speak. the president wants to nominate someone who represents what it means to be a donkey. >> what is he doing up there? >> he is a jackass. >> talking about kanye. that did not stop nancy pelosi. >> you may heard about this can question ikanye is thinking abog for speaker of the house.

kennedy: if he is spending that much time flapping his clap trap he will not have time to stock the docket with bills, the speaker has several new nonpractice tigga -- traditional candidates. we have two funny guys on there, i am hanging out with freaks at comic-con, ask them about 2016 elect. snooky is here, she has news, you know it's going to be good. that is snooky, let's get to it, i'm kennedy. kennedy: hello, sunday steve croft interviewed president obama on 60 minutes and held the president's feet to the fire. >> i know you don't want to talk about this. >> i am happy to talk about it.

>> mr. putin seems to be challenges that leadership. >> in what way. >> somebody on the line, made some sort of a miscalculation. >> you know, you see, let me say this. >> this is an embarrassment. >> i feel like i am being filibusters. >> no, no, if you want to roll back the tape you have given me long questions and statements and now i am responding. kennedy: oh. is the honeymoon over after 700 years? let's welcome the participant els--participants, caylee, and , and ben. welcome, great to have you with. let's start the week. >> happy columbus day. kennedy: party favors you an afternoon, you thought this was like a real housewife's episode. >> i was waiting for barack on

throw glass wines at him, they got on a point on syria, you know, a kid gets louder, when they get mad, that was immature but it was great. >> it was great, if he was that strong with syria we would be winning that war. kennedy: late in the game but to the has developed some confidence, but, you think that steve croft was right to point out the fact his leadership is fall terring -- faltering is her hegemony over? >> i think it is, i am glad steve asked this. you said this is the best interview yet? it is not a very high bar, compared to how they treat obama as to george w. bush, it is astonishing, keep it coming. kennedy: there was some contentiousness, that i appreciated. i wonder if it has anything to

do with text-messages revealed by that romance. >> if obama was that stern with putin. i love 60 minute its caters to an elderly audience, first thing you learn, they always ask how long is the show, right there in the title. >> he talked about putin challenging his leadership, he moves trooped to syria, russian conducting military operation, bombing the people we support. and the president said, that is leading steve? kind of. >> they are challenging his leadership, he had his big ultimatum with he drew the line, we did not. we do look ridiculous for that like unfriends someone on facebook is not sending a message. that is crazy. so i think we're challenged.

>> putin has 16 yor more monthse hope, barack obama he does not respect tha is clear, a new president he cannot act that way. >> speaking of george w. bush. hillary clinton is enjoying a double digit lead in poll for presidential nomination, tomorrow other democratic candidates get their chance, at first democratic debate. is there a dark horse? who could bring through, i think that this could be interesting, who be the carly fiorina? >> fiorina, i think that is going to be hillary clinton. she looks good answering questions. but i am concertained shy poll tests every decision she makes if they hit her with a new question, what will see do, won't would i? you know, i don't know. >> wood eye-peg leg. >> i think they as add another n

from debate, that is hillary 5 years ago, ask 10 years ago. kennedy: what would it take to get her moio back, i don't think she is a good impromptu speaker, it has to be pre-packaged and inserted into her hard drive. >> she is a horrible impromptu speaker. when you couple that, one blunder from hillary clinton it could to topple her the way woew jeb bush come down. kennedy: if they are worth their sal and they challenge her, bernie sanders has been playing to the massive you'ds, here is someone -- crowds, he has been carly fiorina, he has been practicing for months and mont months. 8 lincoln shave g chaffee go nus

tomorrow night. kennedy: they have not released fundraising information for the quarter. there was a long line from coinstar. parent company made the republican debates more exciting, they need to gopro wrestling and have biden come running out of the locker room. >> in lincoln chafee just sticks to his platform that will be very exciting. kennedy: that would be a great drinking game for a light weight, if it lincoln chafee can work in a metric system, reverend once. you will not be drunk. but you will be interesting. >> all right. kennedy: coming up my panel returns to discuss the saturday night live sketch with amy schumer taking aim at gun culture.

>> and stay tuned for that. >> and snooky.

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from first love. new beginnings. wherlife takes you, guns, we'ree to stay. kennedy: so fun. that was amy schumer saturday night live taking aim at american gun culture over the week, the panel is back. so, you are one of two comics on the panel, you and caylee. >> ben take a heat. >> where is my gun. >> shots fire. kennedy: that was funny? >> the sketch? you know what is funny about you know sketches that have a social agenda, they are parts that we laugh at, but if you rewinded it, you didn't laugh until you are a minute in.

i am fine with them taking positions like, that i just wish snl would invite some right wing mean spirited into the crowd to read the blogs. >> being for gun control is very safe territory. >> it is, given what they did last week. >> you they are like we're getting edgey again. we're going to the old belushi days, but they are not, i love amy schumer, but if you go on the web site, this not a parody, -- there are nra commercials that are just like that. kennedy: did they succeed in making gun rights voter look silly. >> absolutely, they have an actgenda, amy schumer sending

cousin is chuck schumer, you are always out to make the republican look stup stupid in hollywood. kennedy: there was gun violence at one of the screenings of train wreck, that is when she demand all guns go away. not an easy solution. >> her agenda was to be funny, now she established there is also some support in that direction. she got where she is by being funny. funny. i am saying she got her on the merits of being funny. there was no agenda on the way. kennedy: she is a little bit of a message comic now that is slightly exhausting. >> on face the nation, donald trump said he sometimes carries a gun for personal proteioioio and if a teacher had a gun, in

recent mass shootings, things would have turned out better. >> he has to carry a gun, if his hair gets wet after midnight it attacks him. guns are not going anywhere, that is problem, they are not biodegradable. >> you know whole argument for gun control loses point of how, once you get to how that is where debate begins issue as far as i can tell not one person offered any rational conclusion -- kennedy: that is it. it is such an emotional debate you u l gun reform, but so many -- i hate to sound like a broken record, there are so many laws on the books even in a state with strict gun control like oregon you still have mass shootings, caylee, is this a litmustivity fo test for this es immigration. >> absolutely.

but when you look at facts donald trump is spot oall but two mass shootings have occurred in places where the citizens are not allowed to carry guns, there is a reason that the shooters go to the places where people are helpless. kennedy: quickly, who is up ifier, amy schumer or donald trump. >> speaking of which my panel returns later to talk about aeyd of vegetations eat meat when drunk. bencbernie sanders doubles downn not being a tha children's -- ct here.

kennedy: hello, lclclc case you were not clear that bernie sanders wants to equally share misery through socialism, he clarified on meet the press. >> one of you republican colleagues on the show, are you a capitalist, are you. >> no. >> i am a democratic socialist. kennedy: is bernie sanders wrong about socialism or incredibly wrong? brian is here, and associate professor of economic at the kings college right here in new york city, welcome back. >> great to be here. kennedy: is he basing his economic views on urban milgtd. myth.

>> he looks at sweden of 40 years ago, it has become more free market in last 20 years. kennedy: please explain this to people, who say, we want what we have in scandanavia, destroy those myths. >> we have a sense that sweden, and sand naivian countries -- cansand--scandinavian country ia utopia. they have a lot of elements of free market economies, when sanders says i want to be more like sweden i don't know what he is talking about. >> how about having no trade, you point out without read it.

same thing with u.s. a inconsistency to say we'll be more like freedom. prides himself on being consistent. >> there is a big disconnect. happenner ino. >> don't you have to have different immigration policies. >> sweden, and these are homo genius places there is little ethnic diversity, one thing made america great is diversity we had, that allow us to be more dynamic as an economy. and you can't really use the country as exan.

eexeample el for a--example. so he does not understand what is going on in sweden it is a bad model for what we're doing here. >> not realistic you about have you a lot of restrictism in this race right now, whether it is locking up the basement, or shutting down free trade. and you know if you have both of those things what does it do? >> you just state it, united states needs population growth, same thing in europe we need working population to grow, right now, they are not growing fast enough, you cannot pay for your entitlement spending if you don't have people working. that a problem that we're seei seeing. it be a problem for u.s., if we could move toward a pro trade view, toward a immigration view that allows more people to come here, that will be positive. for u.s. economy. kennedy: you know we talked

about cutting entitlement, right now socialism is popular why is it horrible? >> i think, pro cap capitallives have condition s-- pro capitalia 3w5d jobadjob of telling the st. that is as amazing, transformine fur millions of people, that is a story of free trade and market reform, it will allow them to go to school, have medicine live a more productive life. that is -- grow crops to get strong, and fight disease. we try to over regulate and over control, that is capitalism does best. is lifting people out of above tie, and poverty, and taking middle class families. brian thank you.

>> great to be here. >> breaking it down. >> coming up one directed's harry styles takes a change see east during a concert, and the return of pizza rat, and his new

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a sense is a card carrying a battery ms. . allegedly stole the car and took, a high-speed chase but then was sniffed out by a police dog. the cops knew there nine debates with a rocket scientist as he wore a shirt that said i do dumb things. >> when i read the shirt to was priceless he chuckled about it he said it is kind of true. [laughter] a picture from my home state. i am so proud. number three. of course, you remember this capitalist. now that bernie sanders has taken that out of the subway

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♪ kennedy: i dare you to write another record. according to a recent survey the. kennedy: presented the people break down and eat meat but how fickle are a the end cupboards? i think that 30 percent is a shocking low number. lake mille gibson sued they

are lying was the vegetarian two years i was trying to reach her in the middle but when it is not a big deal but many people change sexual orientation when they are drawn by have seen the monfort -- and break -- john spring break i had seen it. [laughter] >> so what are the other restricted diets that falter when alcohol is introduced? >> it is easy to break there is the scale of vegetarian to omnivore i of the self-proclaimed vegetarian that i will still eat talk about all. [laughter] so it is a gray area.

>> there is the surge in moralism. >> it is a slippery slide. >> i'd do dream'' but i do each week and i am a vegetarian when i am sober. [laughter] >> you identify with this completely. >> they eat it because they have to get sober you cannot get sober eating cale. there is not amount in the world to bring you back to use a variety in the middle of the night. >> everybody got nervous when they heard the ku come out of my mouth to pronounced quinoa. [laughter]

>> always the cart outside with bacon wrapped hot dogs that is one of the best things about los angeles. >> you get on the line to get food. [laughter] >> you are a vegetarian you may get a pass with talk about we don't know if it is meet. >> is. >> i never would have passed pre-algebra and without it. custody trying to cross into vermont under fugitive charges. well done. they fled california five years ago after facing felony charges after realizing a guest house where they were squatting. what is the solution now? i feel if he went to el salvador he would have spent welcome to into the country.

>> i was shocked to hear period even stopping people at the border but i hear shrubs -- strong points to build a wall. [laughter] >> i am terrified of the beard. absolutely. people talk about the united states and immigration and we're not sympathetic but. >> but her granddaughter is canadian. >>. >> it is like santana you do not let your kids see. you have to play good ball a few more sidewalk santas. >> i heard you are representing randy quaid. >> it would be very hard he is seeking refugee status. that is for serious trying to leave their country

fearing violence. >> that he did play the homage kid. >> he gets that pass in my book. >> a new commercial takes a bad everyone is a winner. >> participation trophy. why do we get the same trophy? ughs instead of handshakes? no, no, no. kennedy: god bless the sharpie. wire people over --

responding leave overwhelmingly? >> in real life there are failures in when your road off you don't get the participation in trophy we're setting up the kids not to handle that. >> there is no to take ted deep look at what you did that is great. >> i coached the ball they were terrible do know how much money a loss of betting on them? it was even my electric bill. i am against an. [laughter] >> is the culture changing? >> it is as soon as there is a commercial about it from kia like cheese industry is the side effect of shirker

there is some sort of industry doing something in washington i have no idea. >> the trophy lobby must be huge. >> but it doesn't prepare anybody to get their act together. kennedy: i talked to fran tarkington he said failure makes you great unless you have failed you cannot have a satisfying success. >> and trying to move forward. but i don't give out invitations because in the upset the kids don't get invited but i give them out anyway to teach the kids to get their act together.

>> but this is every single time. >> but not if it was the 2008 olympics. >> i consume as many calories every day but i don't exercise. >> you have to know when you are not good at something so you can transfer that activity. >> is columbus day. strong is the new sexy than i will show you what happened when i went to comecon how the under the crow will swing 2016. crow will swing 2016. >> who is the presidential

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kennedy: it is the national spotlight she became a star on jersey shore but then she got her life in order then passing her strategies tim you the author of the new book strong is the new sexy my cast story. is this your most honest book to date? you have written a few. >> this is not my life and who i am today it is day kick ass memoir. kennedy: a lot of women are terrified to get pregnant and put it off because of their bodies has that made

use sexier? >> no. i feel it has made me a strong woman because i gave birth to two kids but strong idle me naked because you have stretch marks and to look at my boobs but i am proud. kennedy: will you go to the router dr.? >> eventually but i want more kids. for is my lucky number three is bad but. >> would about twins? >> i was literally about - - first. >> i thought that was a compliment. >> you don't need to swim. [laughter]

but i couldn't carry to kids >> what would life be like if mtv did not discover you? >> i was ted graduate as the vet tech moving to this city and i think we would be best friends. >> and a crime fighting to'' fighting animal abuse. >> it is the only thing i have got. and to feel the same way about fitness? >> i have a trainer. are you a which? >> i am not a witch.

>> are you rich. >> are you? >> not that rich. >> you have a trainer. >> for free. he is my friend. we have that friendship. with 2 million twitter followers? >> i have 1 million. >> really? that is fantastic. >> i do it all for my kids it isn't for me anymore. >> those bloodsucking leeches. >> i lovely day my legs are really strong but i am trying to have a but i don't have one at all. squats don't do it i have been doing it two years. >> i had to start doing bar than we had a makeup artist

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have seen around here. >> are you commander hot pants? >> and princess peach. >> this is the comicon presidential candidate? >> i need your fantasy women >> the lead the the comicon candidate? >>. [laughter] barack obama. kennedy: superpowers? levitate? >> reality distortionfield. kennedy: to would make the better president? you or superman? >> i would be much tougher on crime. >> what about amnesty? >> thanks for watching.

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