lou: bill barlo, good to have you on the show, continued good luck. keeps exercising your firstmm rights. medica. >> first amendment rights. >> in our online poll, the debate did not change your mind who you will voting for. kennedy: hello i'm back. thank you for your kind words, wishes and thoughts and prayers i appreciate it on behalf of my fallly. i am watching fallout of fox business debate. a discussion about rivetting issues that affect struggling americans and those hoping to ride a wave of prosperity and true recovery, the night could have unravele carson's

campaign, but moderators kept things civil and productive. only real out bust came from john kasich, getting agitated by not enough speaking time. >> about what happened -- >> you should lit jeb. kennedy: dow down speak, donald trump, with a few of his own snark -- >> quit talking. >> can i finish my time. >> why does she keep interrupting everybody? >> i would like to finish my response. >> the crowd was on her side, the most interesting exchange highlights what i call the kassem. >> how is a -- conservative to

add a million dollar in expenditures. >> we can't have an economy if we're not safe. kennedy: so take that, all right, that allowed both candidates to highlight their strengths. paul makes a point. how can you justify such an expenditure if you can't pay for it? it is sad it took senator paul this long to find his passion, almost as if having nothing to lose allowed him to start winning, the loser moment of the night, came from donald trump. >> eisenhower, you don't get nicer, you don't get friendlier they moved a million and a half people out, we have no choice. >> regardless of what you are on immigration. a lot of republicans agree with heart of trump's message,

when he gets into specifics, and quotes a is not rocket of a pla plan. if is right up there with japanese in. >> one thing is certain after tuesday's debate, less than 3 months until iowa, still anyone's game, now that fox business has successfully rewritten the rules of the debate. it is more sass fiing than of -- satisfying than ever to see who makes it to the end zone, colin quinn will talk about 2016, and his new one man show here in new york city. and greg gutfeld, an, ron white is running for president as an independent. so glad you are here, so glad

to be here, i am kennedy. kennedy: trump refuses to back down from his support of eisenhower's deporting ill going -- illegal immigrants, joanne nosuchinsky, and correspondent on greg gutfeld show, anthony cumia is here, and ben dom i -- so, ben, i will start with you. >> thank you. kennedy: trump cites eisenhower campaign slogans, i like ike. case closed. >> right. thing is is interesting, chance example of trump engages in this whole hyperbole about ability to deport so many people that is

not a reflect of what happened historically, this came at same time as a approach that opened up more opportunities for people to come here. they would get a visa to come back and work. kennedy: called a drying out process. >> if he wants to do something like that, it is not indicating of what he is really talking about. i mean you have to you have to hire th "the avengers" to make it happen. kennedy: i love "the avengers." >> it is not a reflection. kennedy: does not make sense. you know, joanne, i know there are a lot of republicans who feel like illegal immigration is a huge problem, i don't think that this is the way to tackle it, i feel that donald trump went to one of his

lackeys, say find me a time when million people were deported. >> times have really changed from 1950s. politically, morally, people have basic human rights that you can't violate now, that were violated then. but i don't' to reward -- i but saying, i don't want to reward someone that has done something illegally does not make you a racist. this may not be the best idea when you don't have actual specifics. i am for a plan, but i want to hear more. kennedy: a lot of people would like comprehensive immigration plans on both sides. i would think that most people would like this country to fun function economically. it is like calling baton death march a nature hike. >> a parade.

>> donald trump is coming apart at the seams, he does not have anything beyond, let's move them out. then ask you him. and how many time we heard, america is not winning, we're not winning any more. we lose to china -- like what about space program. >> it is same line over and over. >> look in a perfect world it would be great, we only have legal immigration, illegal, not a thing. but, you can't just say, let's round up what is it 11 million people, and throw them out. if they want to come back, we'll put a big door in the wall. kennedy: a big beautiful door. >> the more he talks, initially everyone is that is great, the more he talks that is like i see, okay he is crazy. kennedy: rand paul accused marco rubio was not being a real conservative for wanting military spending without a plan to pay for it.

who is the real which of conservative. that is why there is a ka kassem in the party. >> rubio accusing rand of being a committed isolationist. i thought that was very unfair of him. he has a tax plan, where rand's critique started how do you pay for this. you want to do that same time to build up military. these are serious fiscally conservative questions about whether you will be responsible with your budget. marco rubio has not talked about what he is cutting out of the budget to make this work. this sent a message that rubio is not prepared to defend his own tax plan. kennedy: not prepared for

onslaught that may come now that paul opened that door. christie is not on the stage any more, rubio could really make a run for being frontrunner. i think paul has just drawn them away to get under his skin because, you know, using what someone called propaganda is not always a most eeconom effective tool. >> i love that exchange. i think it surprised me. i get caught up i in -- which conservatism, he is talking about being conservative with your money, that is an interesting concept, it 2015. kennedy: what! >> i know, a more trimmed down, technologically advanced military. kennedy: i agree with you.

we could have a entire show about a way of making military smarter, ask these programs that waste so much money, and doolittle to keep us safe, thank you so much. >> thank you. kennedy: coming up, very packed night, colin quinn is here talking 2016. the strangling of carly fiorina, peggy nonan in the house on demise of jeb bush, and rise of outsiders, and surprise that might be nice, but first greg gutfeld is next. yale a

kennedy: students at yale flew into a rage last week. when a administration said they should tell kids what halloween costumes are appropriate, her husband backed her, it was called for -- >> [ bleep ] >> the university of missouri president resigned over racial tension on campus, this week student create a safe space, in a public area, they more

bade a student -- forbade a student reporter from taking pictures, at least a professor tried to keep that student out, and resigned since then. >> i am tired of hearing that firstm amendment rights protect student they create a hostile unsafe learning environment here. kennedy: here to take on all the campus controversy is author of new book, how to be right, the art of being persuadively correct. host of greg gotfeld show, he is greg gotfeld, this time in history, is tailor made for you. this book is so appropriate for what is going on in these colleges. i don't understand what is going on in missouri, using the art of persuasion, can you explain that. >> this is a arena where a book like that would not help these are infants who refuse to be fed.

they are in a college, they refuse to actually absorb knowledge, they don't want to listen. my suggestion is to let them have their safe space, we need to have a safe space from their safe space, i feel we should move away, give them what they want, an arena you an feature by law, and speech or freedom of speech, let them devolve to an lord of the flies anarchy. you know that reminds me of. of those moral panic of '90s over preschools, they accused preschools of satanic abuse, there of no proof. but all you needed was an accusation, the accusation of racism, terrifies these weak willed administrators. kennedy: this is a powerful tool. if there have been incidents on campus, i understand that students would be upset but

how does it turn from total blood lusparticulars. >lust . >> it is now about how you feel not how you think, once you feed that beast, the beast never gets full. kennedy: with the book are you feeding the other beast. >> it is about getting people when they are in a situation to argue persuadively by using fact, and not emotions, i hate emotion in argument, i try to use humor and statistics and facts,in together they should make you a clear winner, however, i don' i think these students are worthy of debate. >> are talking to crazy people. i don't know if that a word but it is now, it suddenonl

only term. >> they are accusing you of violence when you use words. i would not -- these -- this is a strange world we're entering. kennedy: imagine how much fun. >> best kind. kennedy: how to be right, woo, there it is. a lovely picture a fine read go get it immediately. coming up peggy noonan will join me to discuss the slow death of jeb's come pape, and ris-- campaign, and rise of outsider, coming up colin quinn is here. the only way to get better is to challenge yourself,

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kennedy: welcome back, jeb bush lagging in fifth place, with his low energy jabs, is his campaign on life support, i am join by peggy noonan, columnist for "wall street journal," author of a new book, the time of our lives. a me them -- welcome, i am so happy to have you hire. here. >> i am happy to be with you, i love your show. kennedy: i stopped you because i wanted to squeeze you like a lemon into my empty cup of knowledge, one of my favorite

things i read about you, you call your first phase of your pro fregz -- professional career. >> i was trained to write in a newspaper, a magazine, people sit, they read, they do don't understand they go back a photograph, they are reading with their eyes. broadcasting is different, tv and radio, but radio. there is a announcer or a reporter who is saying words into the air, people who are listening have to understand it the first time it has to break through to them, they have to be able to hold on to it, it is a different craft with different rules and different disciplines. kennedy: very different way of importing information you took that to reagan white house, when you were giving a lecture

at kennedy schoolaal at very hard -- at harvard, someone asked you what it is like being a house us speech writer, what do you say. >> i -- >> it is heaven. >> it is heaven it was. a collective writings, my favorite things that have have said, one thing is that lecture ha you mentioned, it mentions day in reagan white house the space shuttle challenge erier, exploded. we had a wonderful back and forth about that. it was really couldn'tderful. >> you said if you are going to be a speech writer do it in your 20 or 30s, when you are in your 40s you have to write in our own words, how

much did that day in 1986, you wrote that speech that ronald reagan gave and comforted the nation with, how much did that dhaismchange your life? >> i can't say it changed my life, but if i told students we all have jobs, we go to the job every day, you go through the motions you have to start each day knowing, that today everything hey b may be demanded of you, just be ready, and then just give everything you got to that moment as reagan did. kennedy: that is great advice for jeb bush. you said. i speak of his candidacy in past tense when is rude, i don't mean it rudely, but i just don't she how it could work. is it over for him? >> i think his debates were so

poor, and his campaign since the beginning since before beginning had been so poor. he was spending all his time with fundraisers and barking out answers to questions. he should have been established what he had done in the state of florida. a bunch of bad debates, i thought other night, hig ohio -- he achieved adequacy. politics is in part magic, like live, you have to be open to magic of it. always possible that a guy taking it on the chin will be humbled. and able to turn criticism to information he uses, and come back. so, it is possible i'll wipe wind up eats my words. kennedy: yes or no, will you ever run for president. >> no. kennedy: you are breaking my heart.

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kennedy: when you searching your golf ball in a sand trap, and a bunch offa alligators miss stake it for an egg, remember that joke, how do you get to carnegie hall in practice, practice, practice. i have better advice, harness the dark side of the force.

to fix your skills on a cello. that is what 7-year-old ryan is doing. ♪ kennedy: he needs some of me. he is adorable, better than all 3 prequels. topic two. further evidence that mainstream comedy mea media tried to sabotage donald trump's performance on snl. >> winds are approaching.

>> no they are the best part. >> it's too much. i got to get out of here. >> the president's hair is a symbol of u.s. power. it must not fall. >> i'm sorry, man, i'm making a run for it. >> look out. >> what? kennedy: he was killed by donald trump's hair. but they killed sketch, why? why? we'll never know. at least they wanted to milk that cow for later views. watch the whole sketch on our phys boo -- facebook page. >> topic 3, airport lay overs can be so boring, when you are sober. but with some moving walkways you can spark up day like dive

team from university of louisville, they did that during their 7 hour delay. kennedy: not just good fun, it is good practice, and safe it is indoors, i wish my own dive team had practice that on a conveyer belt, we went to open seas, here is a clip from the spring practice. i was driving the boat. i was fine. >> topic 4, slia -- shia lebeouf set up a marathon of his movies high washed all of

them in reverse conlogical order. you could have live streamed the whole thing, laughter, tears and boredom. i saw shia in gripe light green light, he was just a baby, now he sudden odd and troubled man baby. he sucked in indiana jones 4, sucked. topic 5. brooklyn a mutant stawnin spawning answer to venice. you can see 3-eyed fish. >> that is nuts. kennedy: this was fore told by simpsons in form of blinky, the 3-eyed fish.

>> delightful. kennedy: seriously. they are not uncommon in nature, here is my favorite marine biologist. >> holy "sleep [ bleep ] look at this bleep bleep thing [ bleep ] thing. >> what is. >> it record se so weird science. coming up panel returns. join by colin quinn. should we be hard on hillary clinton for cackling when a reporter said he wanted to strangle carly fiorina. ron white is run for president. join me. >> i'll make the decision, i would rather have my finger on the button than anyone i saw up there. and so, i am going to run for

♪ kennedy: welcome back. carly fiorina, getting poked from both sides,. >> ronkonkoma walk away -- ronald reagan walk away. >> can i finish with my time. >> why does she keep interrupting everybody. kennedy: and in a campaign stop in new hampshire, hillary clinton laughed when a former hewlett-packard employee suggested strangling carly. >> every time i see her on tv, i want to reach through and strangle her. i know that does not sound nice. >> i would not mess with you. kennedy: let's welcome back joanne nosuchinsky, and

anthony, look ho i who is here. colin quinn. you have a resume longer than milton bureau's resume. i am delighted you are in the house. >> thank you. kennedy: hello colin. . >> trump should have stayed, respond stop her from interrupting before a strangled her. kennedy: what i if he just reached over. is this her way of i totally want to strangle people. >> yes, she is laughing, you switch it there would be outrage, the crowd is full of people that want -- hurt women, then other thing that trump segment. it was like when remember when

carlo yell at connie at sunny's dinner table at in "the godfather," you don't talk liclike that at this dinner table. kennedy: there is a stupid double standard, if there was a man at carly fiorina's debate, that said -- carly had laughed would we have the same reaction or not. >> i think it would have been -- joy from the view, said that hillary clinton should have defended carly, the world is ending. that the view said something. i think what happens that politicians mirror their audience, they sense energy in the room they get high off of laughter they keep going with it. i don't think she should you know be pillaged over it. kennedy: she thought that

everyone of the laughing at her great joke, she does that great southern accent does that drive you crazy. >> now, i do not, ron white is coming in later. he has. kennedy: he is from england. ben carson speaking of nonbritish people. stumbled over foreign policy question say ago. >> well, putting the special ops people in there, is better than not having them there. because they -- that is why they are called special ops. kennedy: so right. that is why he is nurs first place. he is that good, i have a new theory about dr. ben carson, i think that he is brilliant, and a great neurosurgeon,

we're given a certain amount of energy, in you concentrate it all in one place you can do exa ordinary things in our lifetime but does nat leave much in other area for foreign policy. >> you are right. when he did brain surgery, perhaps in some weird cosmic way he needed too give some of his brain power over this his patient. overtime -- he lost me when he said he was the waxing fantastic about america between 1776, and 1876. he could the lows part of -- lose part of vote, you know. kennedy: that was a rough time. >> a little rough. kennedy: his marionette eye blink is annoying, but special ops are special. >> they are, it is in the name. i am thinking of a gym rat who is working out there calves are not really develop that is benghazi's -- ben carson's

foreign policy, i would love have to seen lindsey graham on that stage when ben carson was staying this at this climate in world we need a commander in chief, i think that ben carson is least educated on foreign policy, that hurt him if he keeps saying suv like this. kennedy: i don't think this will hurt him, every time he has a boring debate performance, his poll numbers shoot up, is he more teflon than don? >> just to be like trump, and vague, spiking of godfather annal. >> i, he should have say don't worry about the special forces we'll take care of them. in the movie themselves, these ran out after. i just -- >> i want to blow up china, please tell me they are not a threat any more.

kennedy: colin, you are here right now, i am spending a segment with you talking about your one man show, some interesting rape relationships you have with other comments. >> i burned statement manager. kennedy: you did with your hot tea. >> i was gistur -- gesturing around wildlize. >> thank you. >> i appreciate all you do. ron white, blue collar comic, also warming up. you should see his slider, "strange inheritance" kickoff with a new episode last night, with a new episode last night, there's a difference when you trade with fidelity. one you won't find anywhere else.

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kennedyfbn. colin quinn is with me. i am so happy to have you here. >> the local guy, like mud hone honey. kennedy: if jerry seinfeld is nirvana. >> boom. kennedy: a lot of people think that jerry "seinfeld" is busiest by if the world, counting his money, he directed your show but he is not doing much, is he? >> jerry? he is on the road every weekend.

kennedy: why would you want him to direct your show? >> he loves me. kennedy: the show, a wonderful journey through new york city. and various stereo types. >> i cling on to for dear life . what happened? people move to different places. >> new york had sharp interesting edges, you grew up in brooklyn. >> now it is dull, dull. kennedy: a kmart and starbucks

.. >> it would be beyond -- you have to take -- in i can't. i can't believe it. kennedy: you are saying it is so good, soy lurid that people have to see the show. >> it is specific and vivid. kennedy: speaking which. about stereo types and breaking things down, and having an honest discussion, if you were a professor of sociology the university of missouri how quickly would you be run out of school. >> i quit. i would be booted. i couldn't even do a gig there at-this-point. kennedy: a lot of comics do not do college dates they are so politically incorrect. >> i think that colleges over past 20 years are like, you

know, you know because people, i don't know if it is individual feelings or powe peer pressure, but a -- you know. it is such a comp bli complex thing. the psychology of a crowd, you know could colleges they have been like this for 20 years. kennedy: it seems like a fairly new phenomenon. >> 20 years colleges have been politically correct. but now, i can't conceive of what it is like now. somebody must say, hello, and woe! kennedy: they would dip pitch forks and gasoline and light them on fire in middle of your set. >> maybe or liberated by it. kennedy: you have written a book, you refuse to write more? >> yeah, i'm done with that. kennedy: why. >> the last person last book. kennedy: you like talking? >> yes, i think, i do think, i like immediate spopts. kennedyresponse.

kennedy: do you remember first time we met. >> mtv. kennedy: mtv beach house 1993. >> wait -- now. kennedy: yes. >> hampton. kennedy: dr. dre was there. >> even in those days. they save a buck. ronkonkoma i am going next time, i have to give a shout out of time i go, ronkonkoma. kennedy: turrets, geographic tur its. >> colin quinn will you come back? >> i will. >> congratulation on your he is. >> you like my stance like laid back like this. kennedy: i like the suggested of your nipple just -- >> what! for hef kno heaven's sake. kennedy: coming up ron white, running for president, why, how?

he will tell you the story. next.

kennedy: welcome back, ron white announcing his bid for presidency yesterday, he is running for real, he is joining me now. ron white, comedian, presidential candidate, hail to the chief. >> i like the way that sounds. kennedy: you are running as an independent. >> well, you know, i think that the republicans have some great ideas, and democrats have some great ideas, they have somebody horrible ideas, so it hard to side with one, i never been a straight ticket voter anyway i'm going to panel my own path. kennedy: is it a calling? you are pulled into race by forces greater than yourself. >> i don't know if i'm feeling that, but you know, i was

watching that last debate, before that, and i just, is this it? is this what we got? people have been calling me, ron, run for had the. kennedy: you in po politics? >> i watch tv, and i tell jokes. kennedy: you don't have a tax platform or a plan for the middle east. >> well who does? i don't see any of other candidates with a pencil, and a piece of paper and a calculator saying let's go, 305 million people, this is how much we need, nobody is doing that, economists do that, i don't have axsys to that yet. kennedy: there are nice people in middle east. >> i love them. kennedy: someone will tell you that is what we need. have you been doing comedy for three decades is that like campaigning.

>> it makes me uniquely qualify to be president, i have a unique perspective of american people, for 30 years i have nonstop traveled back and forth across country, i made tried people laugh, and i had dinner in their homes drink with them in their bars, i know them better than anyone else, i i love them, that is why i don't sit on a lake and fish, i do stand up. i just promised i would keep going if they kept coming. kennedy: different from candidates they want something from the people. if they were not running for office they would not be hanging out in the bars. >> i am not even a presidential hopeful. if you want me to do it i will. you know, i'll do only 4 years, 8 if i'm rai really doing well. that is it. i'll just do it. if american people at end of

the day want me to do this, i will. kennedy: a vp in. >> josh blue. kennedy: all right, do you know josh. kennedy: with cerebral palsy, he is a incredible come i'diancomedian, a great guy. >> with a great mind. we travel together a little bit, i want him to run with me -- >> it would be black and white. >> no more red and blue. but now ron white and blue. so -- josh said he'll do it. and but, you know, i don't know when you announce. kennedy: i think you just did, congratulations you have done it ron white, thank you so much. >> i did it. kennedy: come back any time. >> okay. kennedy: when you are in new york city i love your opinion. >> okay.

kennedy: come back. >> i'll give it to. >> you can catch all new episode kennedy monday-hour thursday. 8 p.m. video collection. (doorbell chiming) oh, hey, hi, dean. hey, hi there, uh... bob. (narrator) from the battlefield to the white house, from hollywood to the heartland, america's entertainer was bob hope. oh, this room, it's so dull and depressing tonight. if only there was some way to brighten it. oh, of course. (laughter)