another reason to keepnnot government limited. when the state doesn't control everything and we have choices, our can't rule. that is our show, see you next week at our new timeslot friday on fbn. >> tonight just three days till the inauguration and the list of lawmakers boycotting the event continues to grow. are we making a stand or acting like hypocritical babies. i will ask marsha blackburn. plus which solutions for government can donald trump use for day one on the white house. here are some ideas of where he can start and, is there any way at all for democrats to bounce back from their humiliating election day losses? alright baby, turn on on the lights, it's time to shine.

>> at least four dozen democrats are going to stay home this friday because they've given into the fallacy that abstaining from a people's transfer of power is standing with representative john lewis. he is taking an unprecedented stand himself against the president elect to mischaracterize his home district as falling apart and crime infested. louis had never missed out on an inauguration ever. just ask him. >> i don't plan to attend the inauguration. it would be the first one that i miss since i've been in the congress. >> first one, half. this this overwrites icon had no trouble recalling dramatic events of his story particularly when he's trying to inflict political damage on those like jeff sessions, but maybe that early onset dementia is a road in his faculties since he can't remember in 2001, he also skip the inauguration because, you guessed it, he thought george w.

bush was illegitimately elected. he had no qualms about labeling these bass third presidency. he hates the electoral college, but our elections are laid out in the constitution. is that a master document? this toxic groupthink has affected a number of people democrats were using the faulty us logic to skip town on the 20th. california congress boy ted dated, for me the personal decision not to attend the inauguration is quite simple. do i stand with donald trump or do i stand with john lewis? i am standing with john loesch. how about standing for your constituents, ted? progressive democrats are not only doing it to service, they also blowing a great opportunity to be natural blowhards and get their position out to the

international press that will be flocking to d.c. like corpse hungry vultures. these hypocrites would be birthing satan's kittens if the situation were in rivers and donald trump had won the popular vote and called for a boycott. can you imagine if four dozen republican lawmakers had blown off president obama's first inauguration in 2009? the press and establishment would've got mad and painted the white house read with republican blood. i don't want to hear any of these partisan hack cores complaining about television when they had every opportunity to rise above the noise and rhetoric of the political chasm. you stand for nothing. go sit down on your snow candied romps and yours see of shame. i'm so glad to have you here. here to weigh in on the democratic his if it is marsha blackburn from tennessee.

she is also the trump transition team faced chair. welcome to the show. >> it's good to be with you. i love the monologue. >> thank you very much. like you said, it's very deeply inspired. what would you say to sell your counterparts in the house of representative who have chosen not to witness this historic occasion and the peaceful transition of power that we laid out. what would you say to people like stephen cohen who is also a reresetative from the state of tennessee. iwould say, look, if you're not coming and you have tickets left over, please take him to my office or i will send somebody to pick them up, because we have about 200 people on on a waiting list to get tickets. we need as many tickets as we can come up. we will be happy to take any of the ford dozen of these. please get them to us. since they are going to stay

home, maybe they need to go to the timeout corner and think about what they have done. they are acting childishly. they are acting in it this respective manner and i would wish they were going to show up. our nation has been built on a robust, two-party debate debate. it has been built on robust debate of differing ideas. it has been built on working forward to find a way to address issues in a bipartisan manner. >> one of the big things that people complain about is the political divide and the friendships lost over the selection. i think it would be a great example for some of these congressional leaders to actually go and rise above. they are not going to be happy with it. i'm a libertarian. when was the last time i was happy with the presidential election or the outcome of any

major election. it hasn't happened in the better part of two decades. i do think we are at a very important point in our modern history where these people are making bad decisions and i feel like they're setting the tone for the next four years which are going to be very, very annoying. >> you know, kennedy, i would love to have them come back to the table and say, look we are willing to work withou. we are not happy, we are deeply disappointed, but we are going to work with you on issues that are important. look at the needed expansion of broadband in this country. i call it the infrastructure issue of the 20th first century. there are areas in democrat districts and republican districts that need access to high-speed internet. look at the reforms that are necessary in healthcare because

of the failures of obamacare. they should want to participate in that. look at the need for tax reform, to lower those marginal rates for individual filers, to create a more business friendly environment. >> i'm just trying to get the pack 12 network on tv. that's where i'm starting. i think you're right about obamacare. i think there's a great opportunity for a bipartisan thrust to heal the healthcare wounds of this rate nation. thank you very much for stopping by. i appreciate it. >> it's good to be with you, thank you. >> let's bring you on my lightspeed panelist. it's pollster and strategy. strategist, and i have michael malice in my deep freezer. all right, panel, never trump verse can finally accept that donald trump is going to be our next president but not there next boss. they have them blacklisted from

appointments in the new administration per many of these up republican critics of donald trump warned that the incoming commander-in-chief has little experience in national experience or foreign policy and is cutting themselves off. sour grapes or legitimate gripes? jessica i will start with you. >> there are a variety people who signed on to never trump letters. they were concerned about the incoming commander-in-chief and you say shedding these people out as a bad idea. >> i do think it's bad idea. a lot of these letters, if you read them, they were just voices of concern saying he doesn't have the foreign policy experience or the right ideas to lead us forward. if people worked in this profession for decades, they were a little concerned. to blacklist them and take people on such a lower level above them, in the article and mention there there were low-level staffers that were meeting for the state department and their bosses who led

national form policy under bush or clinton and they are saying why isn't anyone talking to me about this, i have experience. don't be petty donald trump. >> is he being petty or are we being realistic that politics is a bloodsport and when you come out aggressively, the payback is a witch as they say. >> you should take into account the possibility that one of the major to candidates is going to win and play your cards accordingly. if you are going to come out and attack him and you know this person is petty, there's there's going to be consequences and repercussions. what trump has been staffing his staff with his people who are loyal to him. >> it's not just loyalty. if it were just loyalty than chris christie would be on deck to be attorney general and rudy giuliani would be the next secretary of state.

>> a my gosh, i have one of those in my phone, i, i have to switch to private. >> you can't blame him for everyone else who attacked him publicly and then expect them to fall in line. >> i don't even think trump is being petty. they signed letters saying he lacks the character and values to be president and that it weekends u.s. authority for the free world and then you want him to hire you? i agree with everything they said. i also wouldn't expect trump to hire me because it's like saying cleveland socks, cleveland is the worst city of the world and then expecting to get nominated in the cleveland. >> no, you're absolutely right. i guess i'm not surprised -- >> hillary would've been different. >> she would've had a duffel bag of human heads, i mean that figuratively. watching the hearings last week,

people who are his choices for his cabinet don't disagree with him on certain things, they just didn't do it publicly. rex tillerson didn't come out and say sanctions might be a okay idea. or general matters didn't sail the better torture wise, let's give him cigarettes and a pack of beer. that will be better the map and we are punishing people who are vocal trying to get their message out to say while there is still time, there's a better choice. they were opponents. they're not going to hire someone from national review to be press secretary. >> this is not like intramural squabbling where you all come together at the end of the day. they signed a letter saying he lacks the character and moral values to be president. if you do that, you can expect that president to hire you. >> you think he had problems in mitt romney embarrassed him. >> totally.

>> in the meantime donald trump will step into the oval office friday with the lowest approval rating with any incoming president in at least four decades and probably longer than that, but they they haven't been doing polling because no one lived in phones and we all lived in huts. that's according to a new poll. 40% of americans view him favorably. 64% view him unfavorably. it's important to important to point out that the polls suggest the majority of americans are optimistic about what lies ahead. hat didn't sp the president elect from tweeting, the same people who did the phony election polls and were so wrong are now doing approval rating polls. they are rigged, just like before. >> are they rigged? >> i don't know if their rigs but he lost the popular vote. he's not trying to be a popular person. he is winning battles every step of the way. he's taking on obamacare. he is going to be doing a lot of damage to the state and the progress of left and they will

fight him every step of the way and there's not a damn thing they can do about it. >> does that make you happy. >> any political carnage makes me downright ugly. >> first of all obamacare is more positively -- >> i agree with you. he will be popular, mark my words. >> the fair availability thing was marked with the campaign. it makes complete sense. 75% are saying they want to see his tax returns. he said no one wants to see my tax returns. >> his former district doesn't want to hear from him at all. >> anyway, donald trump is unpopular. i believe he will remain that way. the optimism, even as someone who is not backing him throughout, makes me happy. you want to see these four years go well regardless of whose president. >> you want the economy to go well and y want people to do

well and people to make money and have jobs. you want kids to thrive and -- >> i don't want any of those things. >> you want to poke them like the doughboy. are you optimistic. >> am i ever optimistic? are you kidding me? you've known me for 27 years. on one level this actually makes perfect sense. he won 46% of the of the vote, he has a 46% approval rating. 6% of people who voted for him were voting more pro- against hillary than for trump, that would give it to you. >> who will prevail between donald trump in the intelligence community. they join me with insight next. when you have something you love,

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are putting it, that's what outgoing cia is calling donald trump in his claims that the intelligence community is using not the style tactics to discredit him. trump that brennan may behind the leak of the discredited dossier blaming the russians had

perverted dirt on trump. he then tweeted the intelligence agency should have never allowed this fake news to leak to the public. one last shot of me. yesterday brennan denied the leak claims and said tell the family of those 117 cia officers who are forever memorialized on our wall of honor that their loved ones who gave their lives were akin to nazis. now they are saying they are secretly ready to go to war against donald trump. here is more from the judge. can you remember any of this taking place in your life. >> not aired in the public. we have had battles between the president and and intelligence communities but nothing like this. i don't know why he use the word nazi but it is well known that when they wanted to get read rid of one of their own, a high ranking member did one by

embarrassment by trumping up charges and releasing them. can i confess i am a little happy that this is happening? like you, i am not not the biggest fan of some of the nefarious things, the deep down dirty dark things that our intelligence community has been doing. you and i and our colleagues call it as part of the deep state, parted dark parts of the government that never changes the matter who is in the white house and the matter which party is running the congress. donald trump may have the personal fortitude or anger or peak, whatever you want to call it, to shake the intelligence community and say no more secret wars, no more budgets that nobody can see, no more of this, no more of that. you are going to do with the american people say you should do and what the statutes authorize you to do which is to steal and keep secrets. >> you are absolutely right. matt alluded to that last night. i'm glad you touch on it, the idea that that deep state exist

and we deserve to know where that money is going. i'm not saying the entire cia has to be completely transparent, but how much money is this organization getting? it's no surprise someone who is not a political animal is the one who has risen up to fally challenge this apparatus. >> the constitution requires that the federal government publish every nickel it spends. this is uniformly been disregarded since 1947 with the national security act signed by harry truman which created the cia and which created the nsa, the domestic spies. the theory was the cia would spy outside the u.s. and the nsa would spy inside. we now know they both spy in both places. look, there are some very good people and some serious patriots who are in the cia. it's not just the cia that trump is concerned about. there are 16 publicly recognized

i said twice, intelligence agencies in the united states government. >> hillary clinton alluded to that during the debate. her point was, all of these intelligence agencies have concurred, and my thought is why do we have 17 agency. >> that's a great question and how many that the government doesn't recognize. his complaint, simply stated is this, this stuff is not true, but you didn't know it wasn't true. you just knew it wasn't sourced and you knew it six months ago. how did you let it get out now and why didn't you tell me about it six months ago. ifthis made its chaels from some foreign spy to you, where is the leak and this is part of an a attempt to discredit my presidency. i don't lame him for being

angry. i might've used language much stronger than nazi germany. >> i also don't believe john brennan didn't read the dossier that could be so damaging to the incoming president of the united states. if it's true, he's lazy. if it's false, he's lying. >> john brennan, comay, clapper, rogers, they should all go. we know clapper and comay are going. they know when they see a document like this, this is garbage. this is not sourced. this is not not something we would ever produce and we would show to the president. hooley did and why. >> valid question, we deserve answers. >> i don't blame him for shaking the establishment. shake away. >> thank you for your time. very good. libertarian john stossel joins me next with some advice for the new president. take an ax to washington d.c. shake that tree further. find out what the mythic mustache wants to abolish. that's next. (burke) at farmers, we've seen almost everything,

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welcome back, it is a night of freedom here tonight. donald trump is about to open up a whole can of republican over washington d.c. during the campaign he made numerous promises from repealing obamacare and deporting immigrants and building a distasteful picket fence on our border with mexico. what should he really focus on on his first day, in his first

week? your answer is john stossel. he is also the author of no they can't, why government failed but individual succeed. i love that book. so does my 11-year-old daughter. >> it's written for yur 11-year-old daughter. >> that's great. that's a very good metric. you want to first abolish the department of commerce. >> it doesn't have to be that, and let's get rid of obamacare the first day but trump has set all kind of things he will do. on my first day -- there's no way he can but he has all these great new appointees. my dream is that when they come in, yes, i'm running the department of commerce. wait a second, commerce just happens. why do we need a department. we are going to face this out. >> why do we need a department of labor. why do we need a small business ministration. mcmahon is coming in. >> she talks a good game about limited government and fiscal responsibility and i'm not crazy

about her. i sued her once because she and her husband had a professional wrestler beat me up for saying that wrestling is fake. i would forgive her with that when she is going to be head of the sba. close it. why is there an sba. they just pick certain companies, small businesses they think will do well. that's not a job job for bureaucrats, that's a job for private lenders. we don't need an sba. we don't need many of these agencies. the education department, that the state, local responsibility. >> let's talk about betsy divorce. i know she's been getting a lot of backlash and i had an interesting discussion with someone at the gym who was talking about how there jim was in a failing high school and she had to pull her son out because he had two credits after his freshm year e took th to a different school and a different part of town and my argument was parents don't have enough choice. finally you have someone who

could be coming to run the department of education who is all for this market based education solution. >> the only thing that works in delivering good services is market competition. the government people may be really good, they they come in and want to fix the school, and maybe they will do it for a couple of years. five years later, under government rules, they can't promote the best teacher or fire the bad one. they get demoralized. fifteen years later it's horrible. in the private sector, you try to improve things every second. you want to please the parents. competition would make it better. >> it would. >> you could not been working hard in the gym if you have these long conversations. >> it was after i had showered and emerged very well moisturize, i will have you know. i agree with you. parent needs more choices, kids need more choices. the more schools are engaged, the better school teachers are.

promote the good teachers and fire the bad and society will magically heal itself. >> if you don't fire the bad teacher, parents will wise up and say i want my kids go to to that school that johnny's going to because he likes that school and eventually the best ones will grow. people need to be prepared, maybe it will be a school of racial hatred and people need to be free to pick whatever school they want. i don't think many will pick the osama bin laden school or whatever it is because people want their kids to succeed in america. >> that's absolutely right. just like you you are a genuine success story and i adore everything about you. >> public school. >> see, the story of greatness right here. coming up, conservative lawmakers are fighting against social justice clashes on college campuses. are they balancing academia or opening pandora's box. the panel returns to discuss

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very true words from michael hutchinson, god rest his soul. there is legislation that will penalize public schools and colleges to teach decisive social justice classes such as the arizona privilege watch and an arizona class on whiteness and race theory. the cosponsor of the bill said he wants to stop wedge issue courses that vilify white people for the actions of their ancestors. the party panel is back. archie aears seing snowflake. >> is anybody really surprised or concerned. the same people that were so thrilled that trump is getting read of political correctness are the same ones who rail about the hollywood elite, they don't respect me. it's the same, it's the flip side of the same snowflake shape

point. >> should we get rid of public universities altogether. >> we should get rid of most of the university. >> you to let up. >> i went to ucla. i still you love ucla. it should be the only public university in the world. on november 15, i sat in this very seat, possibly starting, and i predicted that the trump administration would go after the university because that's what breeds the next generation of progressive evangelists and that's exactly what they started doing. if you cut off the regeneration capability, you are going to wipe out and that's what they are going for. >> what should we do. should people be self educating? >> you don't need to spend so much money on all the social sciences. if you want to study and those who can read books in it. more money on stamina more money on things that are useful and less money on getting degrees that are not going to get you up burger flipping job which i'm going to exist in five minutes

anyway. >> why are you judging. you are so elitist. >> it's more like women's study i guess. >> hillary clinton talked about you can get a job being a paris*speemac what's wrong with being a barista. >> your saying people who work in mcdonald's don't have fo years degrees. >> that's not a. >> how about not being about the topic. >> here comes another one. >> go ahead jesse. >> the snow flake stuff is not surprising. as you saw the weekend sean spicer tweeted that s&l was now means owed donald trump campaign done everything is so mean and we should do more. i don't think we should deal away with all programs that are not stem. we should invest more in's them,

that's for sure. >> i have a philosophy degree but i love stem. >> i did too. i have a lot of degrees and things like history and politics. >> how many degrees you have. >> i have three graduate degrees. >> i have 9.6. >> it's a great question. >> if you have ever wanted to know how to start rumors, have you converted to islam? just ask lindsay lohan. she spent time assisting syrian refugees in turkey and adopting an accent that sounds irish. she has been learning russian with a speech impediment. over the weekend she caused a stir by deleting all of her instagram post and changing her bio to read and peace onto you. the 30-year-old 30-year-old has yet to confirm or deny an official conversion to islam. will mean girl to sound weird in

arabic. andy leavy, i turn to you for prayer and some sort of guidance. >> as most people do. >> is a better than the past. >> i'll be curious about this one. she may have converted to islam. i don't care. if it makes her happy, good for her. >> what are you, sheryl crow. >> in 2005 she was studying kabbalah because i was the hip thing to do. she had a quote, all of us need to have something. you have to grab onto something that gets you through. she's had a rough life. she's searching for something. anything better she finds has to be better than the path she was going down. >> i gave her kudos about a week and a half ago for writing a poem about isis and changing hearts in mind which is a higher aim than some of the warmongering conversations we have about defeating isis in this country. however, i think she's she's

talking more about finding a husband. >> it sounds like she's creating to hipster. she's more concerned that giving lip injections. >> can we do 40 cc. >> if i'm gonna join in and be serious, this woman has been spinning out of control for over a decade per the next thing she latches onto, who, who knows what will be, but it's sad. >> i vote sat as well on all of this. there was a great video within the last year where she had an italian accent. i think for someone to have been so successful as a young person, they're going through mean girls which is still totally classic and to not know where you're going or what you're doing after that, she has a ton of money, she has all that stuff. people need to lay off.

>> i bet she's broke two. >> poor lindsay lohan. she may be the key to peace in the middle east. >> she has neither confirmed or denied but who cares? it's her business. why does she have to confirm it or do a deny it. >> while she does live out loud. thank you so much. coming up the democrats got beaten like a dusty rug. will they rally to fight donald trump. here is an insight to the next liberal stratus strategist, coming up next. >> on the next kennedy, just before the inauguration mike baker joins me that's why i have the spark cash card from capital one. with it, i earn unlimited 2% cash back on all of my purchasing. and that unlimited 2% cash back from spark means

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the democratic party, dazed but regrouping. enter the third way, a liberal think tank which plans to spend $20 million to reconnect voters with the flattened party. flatten party. none too soon for democrats last year when hackers infiltrated the dnc. bernie sanders supporters accuse the party of pulling favorites and hillary clinton's cakewalk turned into a plummet down a flight of stairs. what can they do to bounce back. joining me now is jim green, he is vying to become the new democratic chair.

i hope you prevail because you're running against a bunch of hacks and i feel like the establishment is against you. you have fire in your heart and a brand of antiestablishment that this country desperately needs. we may not agree on everything but we agree on that. tell me what a hack keith ellison is. >> look, i entered this race because everyone's reaction after the election was different. everyone had to process from next steps. i think me like many women decided we had to do more. this is what is driving the march, this is happening after the inauguration and i figured out i needed to do more. i had worked at the dnc, i had served in leadership positions at the dnc, i had built progressive institutions and i have fought the good fight about this information. i have one with the truth. there's no other candidate in the race like that. i think keith ellison, he makes a good congressman. >> in the future of your opinion

and the now. >> the future are the million meals, 40 million of them, i think that conversation is talking about them as if they are the future. they are the key part of the electorate. i'm the only person who was increased young voter turnout by 11%. i understand why these folks are in the race. i don't know why party elders.anointing congressman ellison congressman allison was the way to go. they are just picking an insider. we need to have a robust discussion. >> what about nancy pelosi. he is someone you talk about who's out of touch with millennial's. this is someone who is alive two millennia ago. it's fine for leadership of the democratic party to be in their eighth decade. she is surrounding herself with crips keepers. this woman is so incredibly out of touch. in northern california with silicon valley money and ice

water coursing through her veins. >> we have up opportunity to transform the party. she has to find a way to open up doors for those figures who are going to be transformative. >> she doesn't want too. >> than i think the party will reflect the disinterest in h we can connect. >> how you include people like tim ryan. >> we make sure we are actually a party that represents all of these voices, and i'm not interested in the divide that the media wants to stay is happening right now, sanders versus clinton and were not going to get people. >> we share common values on the issues of economics fairness. they failed and communicating how we are the party that delivers on these issues. we feel big-time.

i was very comfortable. no one wants to jump into a race that is as divisive but i had to because we cannot make the same mistakes that we've made before. if we don't understand what the actual role of this institution is, then we are going to fail. >> it on that debate stage. thank you very much. very good having your. >> thank you. >> coming up, will the olympic committee allow the u.s. curling team to use chain saws. [inaudible] find out next. [burke] at farmers, we've seen almost everything, so we know how to cover almost anything.

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when you have these in your vomit and bonnet -- bonnet and then you remember you don't own a bonnet, get yourself ramped up for audit news stories. it's always exciting to see new musicians attempting to make their mark on the scene which is why it gives me great pleasure to introduce you to bubble smoker.

bottle smoking is very hard to do so it's probably for the best that this indonesian duo turned to tunes for a career choice instead of going to a store for instruments they appeared to have arrived the arts and craft supply for their instruments. while they are very creative, they are just trying to honor a music legend. >> we are making musical instruments out of everyday items. today we will make a horn. that host is lindsay loewen. she looks great and tapping number two. for once a cat did something useful. it entertainment for 33 seconds which is more than i can say for any other member of this useless species. meet weston.

he is one of satan's living hemorrhoids and he likes to go sledding which is mildly amusing roll it. >> let's hope we don't wipe out. come on, picking up speed. hi mom. >> why was weston's leading so easily perched on his owners shoulder? he heard there was a basket of defenseless babies at the bottom and he was hungry. cats. numb three. babies are frequently left unused for manual work thanks to those labor laws. did you know those laws don't apply if it is your kid. true. check out this guy getting his toddler to wash his car.

you missed the spot, just there. and here. >> that's exactly how you do it. that's a cool dad and a clean car. that reminds me, my producer paul said he came up with a new way to fully wash a car in less than ten seconds. but see him clean my machine. great. my car has been crushed by water. now i have to borrow my mom's wagon to go to the mall and meet my friends. topic number four. here on the kennedy show we love all forms of locomotion.

we are wild about inventive new ways to get around. watch this alaska man. he is making his way across an icy lake using nothing more than some ice skates, a half bottle of pills and a chainsaw. that's right the chainsaw is digging into the ice. it's like a little weed wacker, i think. look at him go. he's just having the time of his life until he gets eaten by a grizzly bear because they are so hungry because of global warming. here is a fun fact. that is the same chainsaw sarah palin used to destroy her legacy. number five. these days everybody's a music critic even man's best friend. watch this dog object to flee practice -- flute practice.

that is actually not the family dog. that was lindsay lohan. she was faced timing and praying. i for one love flutes. that's why i pay a professional to spend every monday, wednesday and thursday night where he is playing the magic flute overture in my living room. you know what, it's actually a very conservative man bikini. thank you so much for watching the show tonight. you can follow me on twitter and instagram. tomorrow night on the show,

political viking and god save the queen, we have legend steve jones. i am so excited. thank you for everything, and good night. from hollywood to the heartland, america's entertainer was bob hope. oh, this room, it's so dull and depressing tonight. if only there was some way to brighten it. oh, of course. (laughter) (narrator) he was a true patriot.