regan will be back tomorrow night with a special guest florida senator marco rubio. kennedy begins right now. kennedy: thank you david, president playing hardball with mexico threatening to seal our entire southern border unless they stop the flow of illegal immigrants. supporters say that president is keeping america safe. but critics say it will cost us billions in trade and could spark a recession. the according to white house insider president is furious over report this illegal immigration at highest level in over a decade, department of homeland security sending hundreds of extra agents to the border region to help stop the flow. it may not be enough to satisfy the commander in chief, he said, mexico must use its strong immigration laws to stop then

thousands of people trying to get into usa. our detention areas are maxed out, and we'll take no more illegals, our next step is to close the border, it will help with stopping drug flow from mexico. what followed was a running battle on sunday shows, watch. >> certainly is not a bluff. >> this president is looking at metrics. >> president said he will close the border, that ask a totally unrealistic boast on his part. >> democrat will not give us additional money or people, they will not change the law that is acting as this giants magnet for people and south and central america. >> we'll do everything we can to stop it, it is absurd. >> what are we supposed to do, you with mexican government allowing thousands people to walk across mexico they provide buses and drop them off at the border and say here, united states deal with this problem. kennedy: mercy. the president does not blame

mexico, he is mad at left tweeting, it would be so easy to fix our weak and stupid democrat inspired dem creatioinspire imms than an hour, but they don't care about crime, the republicans even if good for usa. here is the thing, economist say that ceiling border could are a devastating effect in u.s., we do more than a billion in trade going both ways every day with mexico. auto parts, electronic, oil, food, you name it, we do it u.s. would potentially run out of avocados in weeks. tequila too. kennedyno.>> it would be mom anp restaurant ands shops that get hit hardest. should we seal the border or just a threat to get mexico to take a little bit of action. let's meet panel, attorney ask author, daniel mclaughlin with

host of jaime weinstein pa podc, it is jaime weinstein, and "reason" magazine ed tort at large. -- editor, matt welch. >> i start with you jaime. mexico could be doing a lot more to help this humanitarian crisis, and they are just not. you cannot have a more socialist leader than in mexico. why doesn't he pony up and help out a little bit. >> it is interesting, he -- you could not have a more socialist leader, he seems to get along with trump better than past mexican president. kennedy: the one who took 150 million dollars from el chapo. >> yes. this is another attack on those who did not vote for trump on

the last election, that is the avocado toast eaters, that is a way to get back at them. how do you shut down the border? they are coming in illegally, you stop commerce, but people are still coming in. kennedy: they will find a hole. >> right, this part of trump's crazy man strategy everyone that knows about by now, he is just playing crazy man hoping that people in mexico they take it more seriously. i don't think that borders will be closed but we're talking donald trump. kennedy: i don't think so, we also don't have the tariff situation settled with china. we have some informal agreements that are set to expire. and the global economy so tenuous, i think that throwing that economic monkey wrench could do damage. >> yes that is not going to stop donald trump, the way he talks about it indicates how little he understands, to this day,

mulvaney knows better than that clip that you played, he a smart man, he has larry kudlow in the white house, they have explained to him that trade deficits are not a game you win. kennedy: not necessarily most negative consequence of globe -- >> do you know what a great trade surplus in 1980s. >> yes jer gerald ford! last ti. >> country close to your home, romania, he made sure they had a trade surplus there in 1980s. trump looks at trade as a zero-sum game, that wrong, that one nation versus another opposed to a bunch of individuals, also wrong. thousands of trucks go through a single entry point every day, he wants to have a big symbolic thing happen, he is frustrated

high can't do it and his vision of doing something special tax - techehas not been able to do iti think he is going to do this and see what happens. kennedy: i think he wants to do something big if he can't get wall funding. there is so much immigration confusion, that is not all on president that really is congress' responsibility to come up with laws that open can understand, people who live here and want to live here, they are not terrified that border will be seal haded, i think that is the driving force behind that mass embreak. >embassy -- immigration. >> i have never talked about impeaching the president but if he is separating me from my tequila it is getting real. kennedy: let's get talib on the phone. there has to be something in

mueller report. >> there will be riots on the street, i will be on fifth there. we have a bigger problem than border. it is not going to solve the root cause, that great economic disparities. kennedy: time -- that asome symptom of a drug war. >> it is corruption. kennedy: if you legalize drugs here and satisfy market and needs here, not an endorsement of drug use, i do not condone, and i don't condone complex sugars, they are disgusting and obesity is a larger health problem in this country than some drug epidemics that we've had, but if you legalize drug you would change the dynamic in central america am i wrong. >> you are not. >> and if you -- people stop having as many babies and they don't want to leave mexico.

>> you need to frame this appropriately for trump, someone has to go to his office, lindsey graham, people are coming because your economy is so great. kennedy: we love the good economy. >> they are trying to come in. kennedy: true that is -- more people want to come in make money. >> perhaps he will be less likely to close the border. kennedy: a hard thing to turn your back on. and that is wr is -- one of wonl things that happens when you have an economic blossoming. >> joe biden, only thing that is problossoming is in his fingersd nose, he is a sniffer. his past could derail the man. former nevada woman lucy flores accusing biden of making an unwanted advance on her while they were back stage at 2014,

she said she's not the only one, lucy. >> this isn't the first time, and not only incidence where he was acting ininappropriate with women. >> it does not belong in a professional setting much less politics that is something we should consider when we talk about background of a person who is considering running for president. kennedy: if you look at pictures of uncle joe and lucy and eva lonlongoria, he was much more excited to stand next to eva locgoria. -- lon long -- longoria biden rd responded -- expressions of affecttion never did i believe i acted inappropriate, if it is suggested i did so, i will listen respectfully but never my

intention. grrr, yeah. that statement came just hours before came forward. accused biden of pulling her by the head and giving her the impression he was going to kiss her on the mouth. will a handsy past bring down biden. >> this will follow him wherever he goes, this is noise, democrat -- >> that is the point of the whole thing that could is how democrats operate, they pretend they are part of a great big group, they are so passive aggressive, and everything that -- passive aggressive, and everything that happens beneath the surface. >> he is leader, not even announced yet, he topped every

poll, if you areesh lizbeth elih warren or someone else they are at thisitting quietly. kennedy: elizabeth warren tops no one's poll. >> people love her. she created an agency. >> obama administration. she deserves -- >> she put her policy positions out there, unlike that toothless beto o'rourke, what is he doing, i think he is the cause of this. i don't think it kamala harris. you know where lucy flores was this weekend? a beto rally. -- you know joe biden stop touching people that is weird. you can't turn back time machine. and unsniff her hair, i brett he would like to. >> the problem is donald trump, these charges it like teflon, it does not stick. for everyone else it sticks,

looking at al franken there is one instance that is worse, but the charges were something similar he was too touchy and handsy feely, there is no evidence that joe biden did anything beyond that, but this is enough to -- >> in this day and age you can't touch anyone, like a -- >> that frustrates democrats. kennedy: they have created this cotton candy doll house for themselves. >> i agree, they have asked for perfecttion from all candidates. kennedy: that is impossible, you can't go to your past and undo stupid things you have done, what does joe biden do? >> i hope for his sake he does not run for president, this woman number two in afternoon, he did same thing in 2015 by the way he kept delaying his announcement, then he never

announces. so he has been playing hamlet for a long time. there is 12 people running for president. you know who think they have a shot right now, you think that it will be limit add the -- how many pictures are on drudge right now, of -- >> i went to -- i have not been on a google deep dive like that since i became a hillary while h truther, lord knows whatever other medical devices she was hiding that is fine. >> he could have been the top that willer to trump. kennedy: absolutely. >> he compete. >> if you look competitively at states, joe biden could have bested him in 2016, barack obama, when he is not trying to get elected as bad political instincts he made a bad choice put his money on hillary. hillary. >> barack obama had political

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kennedy: americans waited two years for mueller probe to wrap up, but house democrats won't wait two weeks for the full report to be released, tern yet attorney general rally barr said it would be released mid april if not sooner, that is met with howls of pro theft, including nadler who said he will have it subpoenaed if not received by wednesday. the same democrats blast the then house intelligence committee chair nunes for releasing a g.o.p. memo on fisa war wantwarrant because he not t

it. hypocrisy? joining me former u.s. attorney knock few contributor contributs contributor ant andy mccarthy. >> hello, kennedy. kennedy: what have you heard about the mueller report. >> i have heard nothing, attorney general scrubbing a 3 to 400 page report to make sure it does not have grand jury material, and classified information that should not be released. he is in a catch 22, if he does not give it they complaint, if he gives it to them and it violates the law, they say she should be removed, i think he should ignore them keep his head down. kennedy: it sounds like less than two weeks away.

there are several areas that he has to sort of clear, which you know sources and methods that -- that is what schiff and company were concerned about with nunes memo. not to mention some grand jury information. and also collateral third party issues people who may be innocent, not even accused had anything or subject or target of about part of investigation to leave their names and circumstances and information out, is that fair or too heavy handed. >> it is totally fair, you know look in a normal criminal investigation, if the justice department does not bring charges, you never even get notified that investigative has been closed. so, because this is a extraordinary situation, there will be an extraordinary amount of disclosure, but the disclose ire comes in violation of normal justice department rules where

you would not get anything. and the grand jury rule still applies, the secrecy rules, they are not aziz to work out -- as easy to work out, i was surprised when i saw barr's letter he relied so much on grand jury material because in my experience you just get a judge to sign an order, you can disclose that turns out it is a hot issue in dc circuit now, where this is taking place, and a big appeal now which involves whether a court has the authority to issue a disclosure order on grand jury material, if this is not for the rationals that are laid out in rule 16 that covers grand jury. kennedy: in speak of chris chrie disclosure you wrote you were surprised that robert mueller did not take a side on obstruction issue, a lot of people bring up about democrats were upset that james comey

displayed too much information when he described why he was not recommending charges. but there is a big difference between james comey's role as fbi director and robert mueller role as in office of special counsel, he is acting as a prosecutor is he not? >> comey had no authority to basically usurp the role of the justice department and maybe the decision about whether charges should be brought or not, fbi investigates then justice department decides whether to charge or not, even though comey in his previous life was a very fine prosecutor and a high ranks justice department official but as fbi director he did not have that authority. mule are by contrast was brought in to answer one question. kennedy: as a prosecutor, that was his job. >> right. kennedy: he was there to -- yep. >> you know to possibly, bring

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charged and weapon ic weaponizer on bring down presidency silence killer nsa's net that was designed to secretly scoop up amounts of metadata to keep you of safe. and as snowden revealed. the bredth of it but agency put it on ice. not bother some unconstitutionality but the ineffectiveness of the program, hoovers up way too much information and running into foreseen conundrum of who sifts through the barnes full of hey to find the needles, attempting to find the tooth paste back in the tube or the horseback in the borbarn. they stopped, so they say, how

do we know they won't start back up again? we don't, someone has to do unsexy job of breaking in spying monopoly and a bipartisan group of lawmakers is ready to tackle blight of mass spying, there are so few bipartisan pursuits that are not costly in statest and slowing rule of creepy peepers saves money and limits little of government overreach, some government program have no tangible benefits why continue funding it if the lawmakers can come together and curtail the freedo snuffing info suck, they should be in charge of immigration and health care to limit overreach in other painfully broken areas at well, that is the mel memo. >> these congressmen and women hope to kill it before then. it can't be reauthorized. joining me now, one of the

cosponsors, welcome back. >> hey. kennedy: tell me about this do you believe that the nsa is no longer collecting metadata? >> i don't know. we can make sure they are not by passing this legislation and trying to expand oversight. i think some of that oversight has to come in another bill that we'll be working on. this bill at least lets us eliminate program on paper, that reports say they are not use anything more. and which is scooping up a lot of data that should not be scooping up? absolutely. they have relieded they were illegally taking i in so much information they stopped and they had nowhere to store it. the law was amended in 2015, so they had to get access from

phone companies who were storing on their servers instead of nsa storing metta data, and metadata, that means so different now than it was 15 years ago. you know or 18 years ago when we started the sort of mass surveillance state that has grown out of control. so, this is really only a first step isn't it? >> it is a first step. and when the usa freedom act was being discussed i was one of the opponents of legislation that reauthorized that the program, a point i made it, it would expand program and allow government to access more data. it seems that is what happened, this is a first step. to stop government from collecting data, on an on going bases and using what are called hops, where they go after someone who is talking to someone who is in the initial

collection. right now the government is going a few hots out this would eliminate that, but we need moreover site, there has to be more transparency and there is still like not much we know about what is going on. kennedy: that -- that is -- that is the thing. we don't know so much of this. done in secret, and so many people who have fought to reauthorize and craft the pieces of legislation, they are the ones who act surprise it has been abused by the cia, and fbi. and the nsa. they are ones who are so upset this president has been a target of the surveillance programs, that has to be frustrating for you? >> yeah, nobody should be surprised about it i sounded alarm senator paul was sounding the alarm and senator widen. in house sounding it. we were talking about this years ago. to bring up point about the

president, president signed in law fisa 702 reauthorizining a last year -- or a couple years ago, that was a rea program just as -- reauthorization of a program just as bad as this, and a week later people within on tv saying it such a big deal, so concerning. >> can you believe that, after devin nunes and people just like him, were screaming from the mountain tops how we had to reauthorize this unconstitutional nonsense. you have a lot to change in washington, your name has been bandied about to potentially run to the li the -- libertarian tir president in 2020. >> well, there are a lot of people suggesting that -- >> you are smiling you like that. >> i would say, i'm focused on my work, i'm trying to make a

difference in congress. but i do think that there a problem with our two party system. kennedy: absolutely. >> i think people can see it is not getting job done. kennedy: congress is a suck hole, it is a horrible place, if you debated beto o'rourke, which of you would emerge victoryious. >> he is a nice guy, we got along find in congress. kennedy: he is not smart, is he. >> i would beat him in a debate. >> thank you justin amash . >> a new poll has bernie sanders and joe biden in the lead among young people. bernie with 31% of vote among 18 to 29 years old, and biden 76, got 27%, and warren struggling to gain any truck tracked --

traction. she is struggling to make money. her financial director quit because warren refuses to pursue big money donors. >> and pete booty judge just announced his campaign raised 7 million bucks. not bad for mayor of south bend, indiana. how will this shake out? joining me now. cofoundedder. tom bevon is back. welcome back. >> great to be with you. >> talk to older folks in race, this is a fast nates thing that -- fascinating that joe biden and bernie sanders resonate with younger voters. >> it is mystifying, in 2016 it was that bernie -- it was hillary clinton, she was unlikeable. but, now, there is a whole host of democrats to choose from,

including young millennials. pete buoyedy -- -- >> yet we still have -- name recognition explains a certain percentage of that. mystifying that young democrats are looking at this wide array of candidates and selecting the 77-year-old. kennedy: this how it seems like it will shake out, like 3 category, that is how people are, they simplify it, old guy biden is not running. it is going to get messy, that leaves bernie, women, kamala harris with most traction. amy klobuchar she is having a hard time raising money, it is bernie, kamala and white man, that is ba bad --y.

is. >> bito o'rourke who is dumb as a box of hair. >> cory booker. kennedy: no. >> we have a situation there is a top 5 then you have a couple that are just below 5%, then everyone else who are you know 1% or less. -- >> 1%. bernie sanders is against them. >> this is what democratic debates now scheduled june 26 and 27 in miami are important. they chance for a guy like. who are above him in polls. make a mark for him.

kennedy: he can do it. look at rick perry, it happens over are over and over in debate, someone gets crushed. kennedy: marco rubio. >> yeah. >> conversely you look at huckabee in 2008. he was an won iowa, there is a chance that is he is a make or break moment. he may be a more substantive, more frank in terms of policy, beto is a cliche machine. kennedy: not a good driver. thank you so much. >> you bet. >> come back tom bevan. >> i'll be here. kennedy: i love talking politics with you, so much in that brain. >> coming up president and his

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♪ touch me i'm sick ♪ yeah. kennedy: by request from bill mcburn, a little mud honey for you. >> president trump's chief of staff -- will white house be able to back it up, trump administration not released redetail on obamacare replacement plan, yesterday mulvaney promised no one would lose coverage for preexisting conditions, republicans got killed on health care during 2018 midterms. thwho is call you calling you b?

joining me bill mcgurn time to learn. >> thank you. kennedy: republicans could screw this up, it so much smarter to fight against medicare for all and green new deal. >> when you have democrat controlling the house, they are not letting you pass anything decent. kennedy: no. >> i like idea on geein going on offense but this problem has deleft illed the republicans -- bedeviled the republicans from the beginning. kennedy: his attacks on john mccain, i understand his frustration and his need for a win on this. but i think unless they have a real solid plan, they can figure

out foremost things they need on health care they should not touch it. kennedy: that is the problem. party is divided some people want to make perfect the enemy of the good, i am for requesting that in-- for anything that increasing choice and market competition, we're a far cry from that now, danger is you destroy on obamacare that some people now depend on, without a replacement. the democrats are already circles on this they want to take away healthcare. >> democrats realize how much fun it was, republicans have been doing since 2009, democrats are like this great, we can attack republicans on healthcare for being incompetent and heartless, does not matter we put up, because obamacare is more popular than two years ago. kennedy: i think possible to come up with an alternative plan that would be more market oriented take care of

preexisting conditions, a big improvement over what we have, but we're not there yet, we're still fighting over it, it would be better to ar have to that pot on something. democrats' to campaign on republicans are taking aware your healthcare. kennedy: and republicans are just giving it to them. >> we have people think that before obamacare we had market oriented healthcare. kennedy: no. >> we did not have it then, we don't have it now, we'll not have it for a while, people think that status quo before is what we wanted, not try. kennedy: we got in this pickle too begin with is because too much government involvement in healthcare, more government, more problems. kennedy: >> that is why they want attack their answer to too much government, democrats is more government to fix the too much government. kennedy: a paradigm, i will never understand, bill mcgurn boy about we learn. boy about we learn. >> thank

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