anyway, bad, bad stuff. we have a big show this week. right back here tomorrow night, 8 p.m. eastern, kennedy begins now. kennedy: thank you, tritch, presidentrish,president trump'sn campaign is only one-day-old, a babe, democrats are quaking in their boots, money is pouring in polls show that president is gaining on democrats, but can he keep up the momentum? another day, another poll, another crisis. according to rnc, president raked in 25 million in last 24 hours, a staggers aim more than 2020 candidate, has made in a quarter. we're told he pulled in millions more at a fund raiser in florida today, a brand-new "usa today" suffolk university poll shows 49% approve or strongly approve of president trump. that is right, that is higher

than most other mainstream polls. rasmussen gives him a 75, 48% give him a thumbs down, but he not under water, the same poll shows if presidential elect were held today he would beat a generic 2020 democrat. many polls have had some democrats up on president by double digits. note that both polls were conducted before last night's reelection launch, the president thinks he should be towing -- he should be doing far better, tweeting: >> democrat have a different opinion of the president's campaign. watch this. >> listening to trump made me feel very much that he is a man

living in a parallel universe. a man way out of touch with the needs of ordinary people. a man who mis must be befeeted. >> this -- defeated. >> this president wants us looking out rearview mirror, who wantwant to make america great again, instead of making america great today. >> first of all, senator harris, i don't know what that means, great todayish? that does not make sense. stop there. dear. bernie, slowdown, are you conducts an orchestra of flies. the booming economy is helping a few people, i give it up to vermont senator, his insult game is getting stronger, he compares joe biden to hillary, joe biden is weighing in claiming president trump is ruining the

country in a monmouth poll democrat say he has best chance of winning next year, but even sleepy joe has problem, analyst at politico claim liz warrant viewed add best compromised candid among liberals and her polls are rising fast. do democrats have a prayer here or is president cruising to a big victory, panel sheer discuss it -- is here to discuss it. host of fox nation kat timpf. we have american majority ceo, former presidential writer for george w bush, ned ryun, and young voices spokesperson and host euare not an you are not -- >> i am, it lives. kennedy: oh, you are not giving it up, like a hologram, yoda. -- stephe steve kent, that is we

is. i start with you ned. >> polls have never been nice to donald trump, looking october 2016, hillary winning pennsylvania by 12, guess who did not win pennsylvania in 2016, it was hillary clinton, polls have never been donald trump's best friend, i have to tell you, i don't really care about polls right now. democrats are running again history, if you have an incumbent president. kennedy: that is -- >> they don't lose. kennedy: this administration is anything but normal. i think that is -- >> is it really. kennedy: that is what fans of president love about it. >> i think it is kind of weird. >> always a certain aim of chaos. kennedy: what is normal about it. >> unnormal is democrat doing

this -- >> a fun talking tony. >> central claims have been he is a russian spy, the best they come up is still polls for average, 40 for donald trump, 40 for a generic democrat, 20 up for grabs, after all that media coverage has been against him for years, and that is stunning. kennedy: why do we talk about these things as though he behaves normally, it is not normal, but the abnormality is why people really like him, he says things that no politician would dream of saying. >> i think it is also why people are afraid to add m.i.t to -- ae him, which is why i think he does not do well at polls sometimes. i look at polls same way i look at show, keeping up with the kardashian. kennedy: sure. >> great to have on, in background, you know. pay attention in the background.

but if you start paying too much attention, taking it as gospel, you get messed up. either by you know maybe making wrong guess who president will be or the card ca kardashian nag many clothes. kennedy: wow. and the lisp. what are you doing mr. president? fun. >> they love his authenticity, he says things to international stage and twitter. twitter. kennedy: i like bernie because i know high will never -- he will never be president, no one will vote for an active communist. >> most people are not fixated by politics like we are, when they start paying attention next year, they look, am i better off now than then. kennedy: i think people talk about politics, this just based on conversations i have with

people, they said, i have never been into politics now i actually follow it that is more common, because of the president, he driving the conversation. >> it is inne is -- innes scapio like the kardashians. >> there you go. >> people are ge better off now. kennedy: i think they are more intrigued. not going to strip clubs, but they are saying, i never have these kind of conversations or curiousties before, now because of this political climate, i want to pay attention. >> i don't know if this political climate is that good, i don't know if that says anything about us if we're now more interested in poll nick pon this era talking with alexandria ocasio-cortez and bernie sanders. kennedy: well you have freshman congresswoman turned to

instagram chef, alexandria ocasio-cortez serving up a slice of stupid pie, monday, declaring that president trump was running, concentration camps on u.s. borders, despite widespread criticism from jewish organizations, she went back on today, saying -- it is such a shameful history, that we ignore. the camps throughout history many refuse to learn from that shame. but here we are today, we have an obligation to end them. so, the jewish community relations counsel admonished her for using holocaust terminology. they are right here, japanese internment was certainly a stain on this country. but it is -- this is what some jewish schol a shol ars are try- scholars are trying to warn her

against trivializing the holocaust. >> we're not compelling them to come to concentration camps where they get gassed by the millions, it diminishes -- first of all it is insulting, it diminishes the horrors of holocaust, and diminishes the sacrifices we made to save the world from that ought -- >> gets off your keister work with your republican colleagues come up with a solution for border crisis, put a list of things together you might both agree on, starts with that, she is an influential person the hill. >> that is why i wonder how much she really cares and how much this is about comparison, this comparison is outrageous.

like comparing having a cold to cancer, and your tie too tight to be decapitated. like burning your mouth on hot soup to a building engulfed in flames. comparing your phone dying to your mother dying, this is ridiculous, she has to know that. as much as everyone says she is a dummy -- >> i'm not sure. >> she can't be that much of a dumby. >> i don't know. i am torn, is she really this stupid or is this a calculated move. kennedy: i don't know the equivocation -- >> we're all talking about the border crisis again, two months ago we were told it was a crisis of humanitarian, to be clear, it is not a great situation, 24 people have died in these camps, because of under funding of the ability of us actually. >> they won't fund them. >> they will not fund them, wusa asked are in 5 billion in -- white house will ask for 5 billion in democrats said no, they don't acknowledge the legitimacy of i.c.e. and border

enforcement, that is what we are talking about. do we think people have ability to flow freely between countries. kennedy: if she made the assertion that i.c.e. was rounding people up and sending them to gitmo, it might be more of a comparison, still inappropriate, but not a comparison between detain am who you violate a country immigration law and people who are rounded up and either worked to death or put on training so they were gassed. >> 1 an expert she cited saying that a concentration camp is something you are trained without a trial, i call that an internment camp, these people are waiting for their cases to be heard, they can leave. kennedy: my answer to, that send more immigration judges to the scousouthern border and congresn do that. >> what amazing me is watching

mainstream media tie themselves in knots over this. cnn editor said auschwitz was a work in concentration camp, that makes this better? >> i prefer -- >> you have you know, all holocaust museums calling them out, saying you should get educated, on what the holocaust is about, then they double down. kennedy: it is so distracting it gets us away from if people are really suffering in on southern border, we need to do something about it. congress needs to do something about it she is in congress, she can shut her pie hole. >> thank you. >> will we get to bottom of her bottom. >> and democrats launch their own investigation their time questioning former trump aide hope hicks, white house flips swept, i will ask virginia swept, i will ask virginia republican congressman men --

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people's pantsuit could be running from the law. that little back brace, house freedom caulks oversight committee members calls for an immediate hearing over hillary clinton's private e-mail server and multiple security breaches during her time as secretary of state, as democrat on house judiciary committee say, they are livid after former white house advisory hope hicks refused to answer questions today, hope hicks is now the executive vice president and chief communication officer for fox corporation, and we all think she did a fantastic job. i say that with total objectivity, her old boss, president trump said she had every right to shut down the democrats, tweeting quote, so sad democrats put wonderful hope hicks through hell for 3 years now. they were unhappy with results, so they want a do-over, unfair costly to her, it will end, why

are know they asking hillary clinton why she deleted or acid washed her e-mails, after getting subpoenaed from congress, anyone would have been jailed for that. >> if anyone can restore order my next guest, joining me virginia republican congressman. house freedom caucus member, ben klein. >> great to be back. kennedy: i will let you take your pick, about with hillary or hope first. you call the ball. >> i pick hope over clinton or anything else that hope is great, and she did a great job today, she gave as good as she got, she pushed back on some members who tried to put words in her mouth, we did not learn anything new from the testimony. if you read volume two, you are not going to be surprised when transcript comes out in 48

hours. kennedy: ted lieu, my congressman from california, he said, we're watching obstruction of justice in action, what does that mean? >> i don't know at all. i think that -- >> you were there. what did se he see. >> lawyers objecting to questions w relating to her time in white house, asserting executive privilege. kennedy: that is only legal when the president in your party is in power. >> that -- there is a legitimate claim for executive privilege, does it apply to time she was on transition team, i don't know that answer. but i know once in white house working for president there is a

claim of executive privilege. kennedy: i know she answered questions about her time on campaign trail. now, if nancy pelosi does not push for impeachment, is she going to be kicked out as speaker? >> i think that she is under press our. if -- pressure. if you look tomorrow hearing that judiciary committee will have on there, individuals from cnn contributors who have said, that nancy pelosi should pursue impeachment hearings. so, you have the judiciary committee, calling witnesses who want impeachment. their job is to put out there into public. the idea that they should pursue impeachment, and nancy pelosi will be on the receiving end. kennedy: that is a weird job. >> a wild time. kennedy: let's talk about hillary clinton and the server. the state department is now

releasing more reports and characterization of some people who mishandled classified information of her server. >> over two dozen violations. that is . >> i think there is need for an investigation. i think that the democrats are desperate to start impeachment. kennedy: do they know that mike pence would be president if

president trump were removed from office. >> they are blinded by their hatred of the president, and they are not looking much beyond, that they were hoping for a super charged corvette behind curtain in mueller report, they got a beat up pinto, they are tro try to charge it back to life with hope hicks. >> something sweet about a beat up pinto. >> i think we need to drain the swamp, benefit of interior should be in interior, and department of epa should be outside of dc, the more you do that. kennedy: they should be in greenhouse smoking reefer. i think they would do nation's great service thank you so much congressman klein. >> thank you, kennedy. kennedy: coming up president trump said he does not want to go to war with iran.

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sensibilities with a pulsing war drum circle. they life entertaining. they like to serve hot to send military message with their collective joy stick. not a video game boys, it is the beginning of a disaster, we know how this rom-com ends. it doesn't. the president may be sandwiched in between bolton and pompeo, creamy middle in a hawkish oreo. who knows where pomps and the stash' to thelma and louise themselves off their iran an cliff. what does anyone get out of any of this? other than certain death and endless instability, we're in between defense secretary again. one can only hope that donald reengaged with fellow antiinterventionists like rand

paul so the president and pentagon don't get bullied into another afghanistan, that is the memo. >> bolton and pompeo are not only ones chirping in the president's ear, republican senator lindsey graham and tom cotton are advocating for some kind of acted, cotton telling little bito there are more thanna. -- littl politico there are morn ample targets. they realize we're not going to tolerate these kind of attacks on the high seas, oh, god lord, refers to last week's mine attack on two oil tankers off of the iran ra iranian coast. and a striking resemblance to similar iranian weapons is there a chance that president can beat bat the hawks? joining me now. christian whiten is back.

>> thank you. kennedy: so, what do we do to deal with iran where if stands now. with europeans and the chinese begging to us deescalate in the region. >> europeans and chinese are not going to do us much good, we need to give war a chance. kennedy: dear god. >> it does not need to look like iraq or afghanistan, we're just reacting, not just to last month or 2 where they said they'd would close strait of hormuz, they did so by attacking two ships, they attacked us our embassy in baghdad, this is not just a new thing this is 40 years of history of the islamic republic causing more across middle east and killing americans, thousands if you add up beirut and syria and iraq. kennedy: i understand that, we don't want americans to get killed but we're going to send a

bunch of americans to die because of the give war a chance mentality that john bolton has been pushing wrongly for decad decades. how do you justify that to future gold star families and brave men and women who wear the uniform who don't deserve to die for the list you just laid out. >> you are right, to be wary about this, once you start, you never know where it will go, it takes you in direction that you never could have predicted, this can be limited i think to a punitive response. they i attacked us our interest and allies in a maritime sense, we should not go do this alone. a response that plays to our advantage, not attacking our country, and not democracy.

kennedy: give democracy a chance. >> we'll have to draw a line somewhere -- kennedy: wouldn't you argue that in afghanistan, they are far less capable of dealing with american fire power than the iranians? >> yes. >> why have we been in afghanistan for 17 years. >> vengeance, i guess, i have no idea, i don't know why we're still there. kennedy: is thatn 't the case, we start with good intentions we won't be there long, then kids who were born at beginning of war in afghanistan they are old enough to serve and fight there. is there something wrong with that. >> absolutely. kennedy: that is it be warning sign that gets mixed up in middle east is never clean, never easy, and never brief. >> yes, the side show wars, and mission creep a real problem, stuff -- iran is different, long before al qaeda. kennedy: is it. >> iran was chiefic par -- theye

coming for us, they think they have been at wore with u war wi0 years, we have to smack them at some time, better now. kennedy: i we have to come up with a different definition are in smacking them, than putting brave freedom loving american men and women in harm's way to die, this mealy mouth diplomacy that john kerry was pushing in has to be a different way this president is unorthodox, and also antiintervention, i hope he appeals to his better nonneocon angels, i know you are a smart person. we may come at things from different directed, thank you christian. >> thank you. kennedy: now, here is difficult question for you should, u.s. government pay reparation to

descendents of slaves, who do we pay and how much to we pay them? those two questions at an emotional hearing today to capitol hill. and she made her case, with new jersey senator, cory booker. who ini introduced a senate vern on his own. >> role of federal government supporting institution of slavery and discryp discriminatn against blacks is an injustice that must be acknowledge and dressed. addressed. >> we have an historic opportunity to break silence, speak to ugly past, talk how we will move this nation forward. >> at least one witness today was booed when he said. it was a mistake that would further divide americans. >> black people do not need another apology. we need safer neighborhoods and

better schools. we need a less punitive criminal justice system, affordable healthcare, none of these can be achieved through reparations for slavery, this is immoral and a political mistake, thank you. >> thank you, mr. hughes. chill, chill, chill, he was presumptive but he has a right to speak. >> jim: go stick your head in a chicken bucket you super douche . joining me tonight, camille foster. >> great to be with you, you or fire tonight. kennedy: i have thought about this for a long time, i have gone back and studied civil war, and reconstruction something has been so horribly wrong, in our

history, first really been made right. and you know, a lot of consequences, of slavery and you know particularly reconstruction have been fell by subsequent generations, i don't know how you make that better. and i want there to be a way to make it better, i don't know if we ever get past that or if there are people who have learned from it. i wish reparations were the way to do it, but, i am at a cross-roads here, help me. >> it would be nice if there was a simple solution to all sorts of complicated problem, history is replete are horrible tragedies that have taken place we would love to be able to ameal oriate, in many case we cannot, i agree with coleman, a friend of mine this is a very bad policy, it is bad because it is unworkable. it is not clear who gets paid

into who does not get paid into who is responsible for paying, sasha and malia obama, they are descendents of both slave holders and slave traders and slaves, this is complicated, they are complicated questions to and answer, not obvious to me that handing hu out checks or by bonds will make problem better, as coleman highlights we are talking about mass incarceration, and economic disparities between blacks and various nor communities, you are not actually talking about how to fix those problems if you only talking about riprations, -- reparations, if we're only detailing how to parcel out responsibility for something that happened over a century ago. we should have serious conservation about those, but i don't think we having honest conversation about a policy tht

is super unpopular politically and very likely unconstitutional and we're probably never going to do this, it is not clear to me why we are pursuing this. kennedy: yen if would -- i don't know if this would make this better. i try to figure out, is there a way of gets past this. part when you are a parent, you have kids and babies, you think, i want my kids to grow up in a color blind world, too have friends not think of any differences that are based on background or religion or skin tone. >> right. kennedy: but, there is so much division when you talk about race in this country, almost as though people need that is one side to push their narrative -- other said of that you have to learn history, and have to know the pain, and realize that struggle went well into the 20th

century, and in some ways, we're dealing with it on a more subtle level that is harder to cure. kennedy: >> it is interesting that folks talk about the way this history has not been dealt with. we've had mull il multiple acknowledgments. america was once was home in millions of slaves, we're aware of that history, we're less aware is degree too which most people throughout most of history have been subjugated in various ways, and we have a principle of equal protection under the law, this is an imperfect world that we live in. kennedy: that right there is why we want you to run for president of li libertarian ticket,.

>> thank you. kennedy: always good too talk to snru coming up president trump said he does not believe in ufo's, but u.s. navy says this does investigate them, are we alone in universe? you can meet period of pentagon ufoprogram. in new program ken-spiracey this is the couple who wanted to get away who used expedia to book the vacation rental which led to the discovery that sometimes a little down time can lift you right up. expedia. everything you need to go.

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ufophenomenon is real, two decade he served counter intelligence office at department of defense. they investigated encounters between ufo's and u.s. military. kennedy: so hot, joining me, former head of pentagon advance aerospace threat identification program, star of. >> show, unidentified, airs friday 10 p.m. on history, lou elizando is here. >> thank you. kennedy: they are real, i believe they are out there, may might be here. but this how this starts, how they start softening us up, tell me about your experience. >> well, you know, i issue with i could take credit for most of it but i can't. we have very qualified men and women as part of this effort, we

work collectively to figure out what they were. and i think it important to note really, we're only focused on two things, from national security believe, that was what are they, how do they work. kennedy: what did you believe before you started running atip, then what did you believe when you left? >> well i didn't have a preconceived notion going in, i never gave it much thought, i was asked to become part of program, i realized that these things are real, that are things in our airspace that we don't know what the heck they are or how they work? work. kennedy: you have a lot of people like navy lieutenant ryan graves, who saw something that he could not explain. he could not get a hold on it visualy, but he saw it with infrared, he said it moved hypersonic speeds but stopped and turned in a way human design aircraft araircraft was not cap.

this someone with years of naval experience, and flies various aircraft. >> correct there are plenty of naval eyewitnesses, basically pilot, that in is backed up by electric data and radar data, you have all 3 pieces of information saying the same thing, you have to figure out what it is you are looking at. >> have we gotten any of their great technology, what to we use it for? >> probably have to pass on that question. that is a question you have to ask the u.s. government, i am no longer an employee of u.s. government, that is a question you probably have to ask them snoor the.kennedy: are they upsu divulged when content. >> there are certain elements i am sure they are not happy with

me, but other elements that i think are relieved now we can have a conversation, people in congress stories today in came nut in politico members of congress are being actively briefed on this national security issue. at end was day that is in my opinion what this is, this is not note -- nigh political issut a national security issue. kennedy: this is be unsettling, if there is technology like that, that exists it is not from our realm this means something or something else is bringing it here. >> that is a fair question. when luke at spectrum of possibilities on one side. is that hey this is something that foreign adversarial. that was able to slip under the radar. and field technology and now, you know they use it against us, but on other side, you have other possibilities that yeah

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