continue to watch, the president heading right now to japan and will be meeting with the president over there. maybe less tariffs, less intellectual property stealing. kennedy is next. >> thank you, trish. it looks like democrats have finally come around. they realize their income tax on the southern border and now they are trying to weapon eyes it politically despite the fact they have been calling it a manufactured crisis since the day the president took office. let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we? >> this president just use the backdrop of the oval office to manufacture a crisis, stoke fear, and divert attention from the turmoil in his administration. >> this is in a manufactured crisis, it's clear that there is no national emergency at the

border. it is a manufactured crisis. >> we are working on a manufactured crisis. >> that's very sensitive. now democrats taken a very different tune, so why the sudden change of heart and talking point? it could be the situation at the border is disastrous. it could also be a chance to score political points. for instance massachusetts democratic senator and presidential hopeful and a butterfly, liz warren held a protest at a migrant detention center in florida. she even climbed up the ladder. so brave and waved it to people on the other side of the fence while demanding her treatment for those caught up in her problem claim never existed. many democrats claimed the president invited in the crisis for his own political gain into gain support of the border wall. today the president said democrats are the reason everything has gotten so bad. >> you have the right laws that the democrats are not letting us

have. those people they would not be coming up. children are actually being brought into slavery. if you look at what is happening. the cartels and the coyotes. i hate it. i know it could stop immediately if the democrats change. >> he hates the coyotes. in reality there's plenty of blame to go around for a lot of people. democrats need to face reality. republicans need to be a little bit more compassionate here with the migrant children in detention centers is nothing short of deplorable. many are too young to understand why they are there and they should not be sleeping on concrete floors without food or a place to play. as we speak the senate and house are about to duke it out over a $4.6 billion bill to help solve all of this. it is very well crash and burn. which is worse? the democrats and a great hypocrisy are republicans and their hard nose tactics now.

join me now a writer for georges contributor. it is indeed richard fowler. >> i'm glad you're here. richard, i want to ask you, it is so clumsy and stupid, the democrats have now flipped the talking to a manufactured crisis. that's what i'm supposed to say. >> there is a definite amount of that and we need to fix it with that being said, this ideal of splitting children with their families, here's the truth. if these children were prisoners of war they would be treated far better than they are being treated today as they try to seek asylum in this country. >> i understand that. >> it's not because ice and cpp are trying to withhold things,

they just don't have enough resources because democrats don't want more beds. they don't want to change. >> that's not true. >> republicans say they don't want to vote because it could include standards on how you treat children at the border. >> he was the problem though. ned, democrats that want to give the president to win and don't want to give him money for the border wall but they're not doing their jobs and crafting specific legislation. in saying this money doesn't go there goes to kids. >> i mean you're right. we have gotten in the situation it's a total cluster because of both parties. i totally disagree. democrats have been fighting and are trying to reduce fighting. they refused to actually give ice on the border patrol more funding. they have continued to fight. the fact that they refuse to

have a serious conversation about sealing the southern border is disgusting. imagine for a minute our southern border was actually secure on that we are being responsible citizens in a sovereign nation which we said you cannot come here willy-nilly. we would not allow people to come here and they would not come here. >> they're coming because there's so much chaos and confusion. they are worried the border will be sealed. they're trying to get on the other side before it does happen. democrats weren't the only one screaming about it watch this. >> people who came here legally are now petitioning for asylum. >> and it is a manufactured crisis. >> this is really a manufactured crisis on many levels. manufactured by the trump administration. >> this wholeness is manufactured. it's a manufactured crisis. a nine crisis at the border that is really not -- anybody.

>> when life gives you lemon get had a little vodka and a splash of soda. >> when people get frustrated about the way some issues are presented in this country they see that the media and democrats are disseminating the same talking points. seems like there's a bit of collusion here. >> you can't look at it. remember when the situation started out we were in seen people dying in the river crossing the river. >> absolutely. >> know we were not. wait a minute the reason why family units are crossing the southern border today and why they'll be crossing the southern border tomorrow as they feel that at some point in time donald trump is going to build this wall and they will no longer be able to seek asylum. >> i give you that.

you know what else is un-american? for congress. >> and not do anything about it. kennedy: nancy pelosi is for -- >> at what point? at what point are we going to prioritize the interest of the american people? >> what is taking place on the southern border is for the benefit of the american people? i tell you what. hypocrisy will be on display tonight. [inaudible] kennedy: ned, you are not using your listening ears. democrats and republicans have both been incredibly irresponsible here. they have all added to the chaos and uncertainty for these families. by the way, the parents to share

the responsibility but a lion share of it goes to congress, they are in action. that is unacceptable. all of it is un-american. >> -- is set to testify publicly. today the president told maria the special counsel testimony is must-see tv. take a listen. >> it never ends. we had no obstruction, we had no collusion. we had people spying on my campaign is very simple. before he used to say it could have been, you had people spying on my campaign. it is probably the first time in history it is happen. they got caught. it's so illegal is probably the biggest political scandal in history. they got caught doing it. >> mueller said last month that any testimony he gave would not go beyond the four corners of his report. house republicans said he can

expect some questions about the murky origins. house freedom caucus member has a preview. >> robert mueller better be prepared. he will be cross-examined for the first time in the american people will start to see the flaws in his report. >> the mueller mayhem will be box office worthy. who really wins when special counsel takes a stand? republicans, democrats are those who skip this and do something productive with their lives like jump into a shower of live bees. let's meet to knights. washington examiner, -- is here along with former ohio state capri, she is the buckeye and political editor and host of the guy benton show, it is the man i'm going to marry very soon. guy benton. >> good evening. you want to clarify that.

>> i will be officiating your wedding. >> their people getting the wrong idea. >> not that there's anything wrong with that. >> although you should stop looking at me quite that way. >> so, let's talk about this. robert mueller does not want to do this. he's retired. he wants to go play golf at a non- trump course. >> so, i think mueller made it clear he has no desire to answer these questions. but, he did not want to defy subpoena and spark a controversy. >> he is a man of the law. >> he is. i read they are going to be relatively short lines of questioning. two hours apiece which for d.c. standards that's relatively short. the american people for the most part do not care. we have seen what we seen. most people will move on. but for people who are invested in the story on both sides it's

going to be must-see tv for a lot of people. >> i want to hear what he has to say. >> reporter: i think there are a number of contradictions. >> it is reasonable for us to hear for than this man after all of the ink that has been spilled in the air time filled with speculation about him we should hear from him. he should answer questions for that's good governance. i do wonder if democrats are running a risk. >> i'm so glad we have one here. >> they have them right where they want them. now, he's going to have to answer questions that may not go so well. >> and that's part of the reason he does not want to testify. democrats can overplay their hand. >> you know that i've always been preaching that we need to be careful because the american people have a bit of investigation fatigue. i think obviously the republicans are raring to go and take him at robert mueller. i think robert mueller will sit there and repeat himself.

on page 441 i said x, y, and z. so, i think what happens is in the absence of robert mueller and i agree with you, there are legitimate questions that should be answered. in the absence of robert mueller's interactive testimony, democrats and republicans can project whatever they want on those murky areas of whether it was obstruction of justice. and now to answer those questions in the flesh they may be overplaying their hands. it might not come out the way they want. >> what they are hoping for is, if they don't get impeachment this is as close as they're going to get. >> does this work by nancy pelosi? they want to check the boxes and say they're doing their congressional investigation. as long as we get robert mueller we can then move forward to impeachment. but if it backfires and say mueller doesn't give them what they want and all of a sudden they are risking political capital. however, there is a good chance

you make kitted democratic lawmakers simply ask mueller a question. >> what i think is interesting about the dynamic is that you have these democrats whispering to reporters who are nervous that might backfire, what if the answers don't paint the picture that we want. i'll point out lindsay graham has not tried to get. >> i kinda figured that here we are the republican-controlled senate. if they really wanted to put robert mueller on the hot seat they could've done it. >> they didn't even come close to issuing a subpoena. i think both sides are actually scared of what mueller might say. >> maybe he has this incredible power and you can't mutter his name because it will materialize and multiply. >> reporter: in an ultimate goal if they go through with impeachment it's all about 2020. as soon as you get impeachment. >> no one is going to be president, it might as well be

robert mueller. >> knauer, bakken moments because president trump is on his way to the g20 summit. can they reaches trade deal war, are we headed for another trade war that could wreck most of our economy and the global one as well. that ♪

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>> president trump is leaving on a jet plane as we speak heading to meet with world leaders at the g20 summit. the president will flamingo with all the heavy hitters like vladimir putin and japan's president. the most highly anticipated meeting of all will be with chinese president xi jinping. the trade were very much raging after a potential agreement fell through. today the president warned what will happen if they don't make a deal. watch. >> my plan b is mimi my plan a. my plan b is that if we don't make a deal i will tear up and maybe not at 25% that may be a 10% and i will tariff the rest of the $600 billion that were talking about. >> i appreciate that too tariff is now over. is the president willing to pull

the trigger on more pterosaurs he just bluffing to get a better deal. the panel returns. so, i will start with you. what you think what is the positive outcome look like from the g20 summit in regards to china? >> getting them to negotiate. because. >> are they ready to come back? >> that's a good question. china's not really inclined to incentivize to actually work with the united states. they have a good thing going. despite the fact the economy is not doing as well as ours at the moment they could still benefit from stealing our intellectual property. kennedy: which i don't like. >> i don't think anybody likes it. >> the chinese do. >> they can also continue with their manufacturing which by the way has been a significant factor to the rising -- is a

chloroform methane. >> thank you. you beat me to it. >> we have to a thing and is called anaerobic digesters. if somebody wants to capture the cow parts, you can convert it into energy. >> and that's right. there's a way of doing that we just need to put these math the magical engineering minds to work. >> that's not what they're going to be talking about at the g20. >> the biggest thing to look for, this thing is what frustrates me is getting turkey to admit that they're guilty of the armenian genocide and have the president say that outlaw. >> we can have a conversation about that in congress to pass a resolution to that end. again. >> are we going to talk about the leaders? >> see the gentleman here, the oreo cookie sandwich. >> hold on.

we talked about his trump actually going to call the bluff. i think this is the thing. a lot of people think that donald trump and donald trump tribes to present himself as someone who is keeping the world on his toes because nobody knows what he's going to do. i think it's a game of surprise continues to be that game of surprise where he goes to the line it doesn't pull the trigger. >> so you want him to bomb china. >> not necessarily bomb china about he bombs usc. >> the mexicans actually responded the way he wanted. >> i agree with you. >> and then they sent thousands of troops. >> that was the exception to the rule. >> i hope the president does open his negotiations with car on trying cow far capturing. >> this will not come up. most of the civilized world so-called is just looking the

other way. >> pretending it is not happening. 2 million have been detained in reeducation camp. >> there was the bbc reports on this. an inside report about 12 minutes long. you can watch it this week. millions of people in these reeducation sought transformation prisons that they call schools. they are rounded up because they are muslims. >> and how do we actually utilize our trade policy to actually have them here. >> were not going to. >> but people do want to look the other way. they want to manufacture cheap crap. >> trump have to at least get them to the table to solve at least american interests first. >> but, we cannot forget the human rights with north korea, venezuela, china, russia, we cannot forget. >> that is one thing that is the confucius institute.

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>> the nsa has been sucking up your information like ants within aardvark snout. even though they claim their self policing their program. there is no way they utterly shunted it because that much power and secrecy is to arousing to turn down. the aclu did a for your request

and to heavy read actions they saw how the nsa have been violating their self impose collection abstinence. even though they claim to have purged hundreds of millions of metadata records they are still addicted to snapping up information despite their bs claims. rather than getting their digital fix ever since. even when they're slapped on by various tourist and paddled in the inner sanctum of the fisa court they still cannot control the urge to peep into mourn other regions in the digital communications. no matter if it's james klapper some other dubious book spot they always take more than they admit and exceed the parameters of decency in the constitution because the mechanisms were forged in the dark with only good intentions of catching bad guys but they are really just clumsily tools designed to keep people in mind.

after their president burning at the deep state, the ultimate witchhunt, there it is, you would think he would have his own fire to torch the program to the ground. they will have a chance to exercise meaningful arson in december when parts of the patriot act elapse. go ahead and grab the back of the kerosene and snub this useless madness once and for all. and to that is the memo. >> oh my gosh. president trump seems to alternate between extreme anger at the surveillance stage and support for their massive powers. he hates news that he may have been spied on during his campaign but his rejected safeguards and side expanding the nsa is power.

but should they team up with liberty leaning lawmakers who have been trying to form surveillance for years? joining me now is that john stossel. john, it is no surprise at all that the nsa has continued their meta data collection program even though they said they stopped and to even though we all know it doesn't do any good. >> it is hard to believe it doesn't do any good because you think spying on everyone would help them find it dangerous people. you are right. so far they cannot produce an example of where it has done any good. but, you are saying they are using it to manipulate people. this is a government bureaucracy. they are incompetent. they suck. they were supposed to obey the rule in some corner of the machine kept going. there is nowhere better that they did with people. we have bigger problems.

we are spending ourselves broke. democrats are competing to spend desperate quicker with donald trump. >> just because you have one government problem over here it lessens the severity of this one. >> i have always been inspired. >> by the nsa. >> liberty is threatened by it. >> liberty is threatened. when government -- our privacy is blown. our teenage neighbors can intercept our e-mails. >> yes, but the problem is they are not using those e-mails to read everything about us and find whatever might to be the subject of some of our e-mails and text in order to go after innocent people. >> and the cia, certainly there is evidence. >> there is very little evidence.

>> there is more evidence that they have done that then they have actually used those powers to throw her terror attacks or keep it safe. >> there is no evidence on that end. >> if we have all of this power, why are you wasting time and energy collecting hundreds of millions when you could be focusing that power on places like iran and screwing up their grid? >> because it is a government agency. once they start collecting this it might be useful someday. it is like they are your grandmother who is story newspapers in her attic and cannot throw anything away. >> i think there is a darker intention than just hoarding to make oneself feel better. i think that is being generous and they have not earned our generosity. they have lied to us over and over again. there is a difference between a private company doing it in a government because the government can act with force in order to change your behavior. >> i agree.

we only have one government and if they are evil we are stuck. >> we are hosed is what we are. john, thank you so much. >> is very romantic around here. there has been quite a bit of debate over the past few decades over whether presidents have too much more power. now, they absolutely do. now members of congress are trying to rein in the president after he threatened iran with obliteration. a bipartisan group of lawmakers introduced an amendment that would block any funds for war on iran without congressional approval or. >> what a concept. >> it will likely pass in the house with the democrats hold the majority but it will die in the senate on a vote on friday. this comes after the president sought more sanctions on iran. constitutionally many critics say they are concerned the trump administration will try to use the 2001 -- 18 years ago to go

to war with iran. are they right to worry? joining me now house oversight committee member thomas massey is back. what say you congressman? >> i say let's finish one or two regime change chores before we start another one. we have had wars that have gone on for two decades now. and, i think the president actually reached a defining moment when he turned down the opportunity to kill people and strike iran in spite of the warmongers who were surrounding him. >> warmongers on the left and right. we have to point that out. there were as many democrats who were upset that he held back as there were republican. >> that's right. he went with his instincts which were good on that. that's what he campaigned on. but, we should not leave it up to the executive branch and stinks. our founding fathers but the power to declare and decide matters of war. >> article one section eight.

that's right. in the legislative branch. so, that is what were trying to claw back with this legislation. i have a stand-alone bill with the md from michigan. but in that case others have offered an amendment because there is a chance to get a vote on this inside the national defense authorization act. like you said, i think that is going to pass. it will be a steeper climate in the senate were rand paul and mike lee and some of the democrats are offering amendments. what the amendment says is basically everything that preceded this conflict with iran do not cover iran and the president cannot start another war, at least not without an authorization from congress. >> are you surprised by this? >> yeah. >> hi congressman. in my surprise by this? no. nobody wants to take responsibility. >> you would think they would

want some of that constitutionally power back. but apparently. >> you would think. >> you are one of the few voices in the wilderness, congress and massey who is standing up to get some of this power back that has been abused by successive administrations. >> senator cornyn, with all due respect, his statement looks like something from an onion article. he said i'm pretty sure we have the votes to stop us from stopping the president for taking the power away from us. such a ridiculous statement. that's where we are. members of congress when you get down to it behind closed doors they would rather not be accountable and they would rather leave it up to the president so later when they run for president like half of them eventually do, they can say i was against it or for it but they are never on the record. >> no. there never on the record. why can't we go back to a time

like i know i long for calvin coolidge around here but where the executive branch was whittled down to a comfortable number. >> it doesn't matter whether your favorite founding father is hamilton or jefferson, washington or madison, they all agreed on this point. leave the war powers and the legislative branch. we do not want a king. it's too dangerous. so let congress decide. congress a people say they'll take too long to decide. maybe that's a good thing. maybe it shouldn't be so easy to go to war. >> the last war. >> i'm upset he left off coolidge. >> i guess he was in a founding father but i agree with both of you this time. >> see, agreements and liberty abound. thank you so much. >> the only kind of bourbon that exists. coming up, it's one thing to argue politics with your drunk uncle over thanksgiving it's a

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and even marrying a cross those lines. our next guest wrote a book that explores politically mixed couples and doubles as a guide when topics such as gun control leave you in need of argument control. joining me tonight is psychotherapist and author of, i love you, that i hate your politics. and her husband the national institute senior fellow. welcome. this is so great. >> delighted to be here. >> you are the liberal, he is the conservative. has that always been that way? >> absolutely. we knew it the first day we met which was in a singing is theret about someone who is completely politically opposed to you? what is the attraction? >> the traction had nothing to do with politics. that is the most important. that's the only thing we don't have in common. >> richard, over time a lot of liberals tend to become more conservative as they lose control over their lives and they lose their money, you still

hoping that jamie goes look to the dark set of conservatives some? >> she will. i love her where she us. >> that's one of the important things. you have to give it up. you have to give up the idea that you are going to change the of the persons mind. kennedy: to most people think the other way? >> it totally. it's like read this and you will see the light. they see the light differently from you. it took me ten years, honestly to give up on that. >> to give up that your policy. >> to convert me. >> there are people who have broken up because one is pro trump and the other things that -- >> you interviewed 50 of them. >> what did you find? >> i found that some people can work it out because they realize that a core value. it's the person shows up when

you need them, if they support you, if they love you, if they allow you to have your politics and everything else you have. kennedy: what about people who think supporting the president is a form of mental illness? >> well if they can keep it to themselves and keep it out of the bedroom i don't mind. when he started to constantly tell people, i had one couple who actually they were married for most 40 years and he had become conservative. she would not let him listen to fox in the basement of their three floor house. >> why? >> it's in the air. >> reporter: i didn't believe it. and i said, you have to stop. >> did she have liberal friends attribute crazy? >> no. and one reason not, and this is the principle of jane's

discovery, you have to defend your mate if they are attacked. >> you must. >> that is a good piece of advice for people. >> absolutely. we learned many years ago when someone called me a crypto nazi, liberal colleague of mine. >> he was sweet. >> that has to be a rousing senior wife. >> i don't agree with that. and i said. >> i am. >> i said this is serious, you apologize. good for you. >> are you still friends? >> no. i never really was. >> that's the beauty of love and rationale. they are compatible. >> yes. >> how important is civility? >> it gets you through the day. a greases the wheels of life. >> he is physically more civil than i am. it took me time.

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they joined the emerald society for an impromptu rendition of scotland. although the real courage came to the people who went to listen to the whole thing. i'm kidding, that's fun. bagpipes are my favorite. but then again, everyone sounds awesome when you have been slamming beers for six hours straight at the parade. a quick trivia question. why do bagpipe players walk when they play? to get away from the sound. excuse me, i'm going to go read a bunch of misspelled hate mail by guys named chloe and girls named merv. >> plenty of people waiting in line at the airport but travelers in malaysia have really got out of their show. it's not a mitch mcconnell look-alike contest. it's -- combat at the airport. two men caught with 5000 where it read year to sliders and

their luggage. that's a bit excessive. two or 3000 turtles, may be. needless to say the police did not by their explanation the three were emotional support turtles. they're facing five years in prison which is the same amount of time it took the turtles to climb into their luggage. a lot of people think turtles is the slowest species on the planet. we did research and it turns out no one is slower than bill de blasio. good luck in the debate, you dimwit. >> it landed the cops directly to his location. what a genius. a crime so dumb you have to see it to believe it. in the proposed sure day. it is 43-year-old -- is it fra frank? he allegedly broke into his neighbors garage to steal workout equipment. when he noticed a camera he took that, too. but he forgot to hit the off

switch and he came home with a photo finish. police watched it live and watched it. the former high school football star is the latest athlete to get screwed by instant replay. he is the first person to catch himself red-handed. second if you count little cj. topic number four. before we go any further, it is only right that we salute the arizona police for cracking down on fugitives. just when you thought you can have anyone else running in 2020, these cows led police on a 30 minute chase because yolo. you only leave the farm once. and you don't come back a live. i'm kidding. the goats were given no ride home in a fancy car.

they are chilling and grill and in the outback. police have not located the owner of the loose livestock but they had believed to have broken free after they were startled by a loud sound. >> there is ralphie. topic number five. more meets. arby's is finally unveiled the carrot made out of meat. it is the perfect food for those moments when you are watching your weight and wasting your money. it is a turkey breast rolled in a cheese cloth -soaked and carrot juice because arby's know you deserve the best things in life. there is a good chance you will get stones and go to arby's instead. they were developing the creepy carrot in their laboratory but they have not set a release date yet. let's face it, nobody cares.

go to arby's for vegetables is like hiring a hooker to snuggle. which is what a lot of people did when i was in college from what i heard. of course a genetically mutated carrot isn't your thing you can head to malaysia where the local arby's is now serving turtle soup. yum. it has that fresh -- from the airport. we will be right back. i love -we bought a house in a neighborhood with a lot of other young couples. then we noticed something...strange. oh, could you, uh, make me a burger? -poof -- you're a burger.

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