i am looking forward to seeing kennedy, she has an interesting guest who seems to think that hillary clinton might really be running again. glutton for punishment? kennedy begins right now. see you tomorrow. kennedy: run hillary run! i have been doing it whole time, thank you, trish. is hillary clinton going to answer my prayers and run for president? i will ask her former top advisory philippe reines, i am sorry it will be amazing. humility. no. lawmakers on capitol hill, acting like a bunch of babies, you republicans and democrats, what is going on over there? fight over impeachment is a embarrassment to the nation. but you know what? that is not stopping this show from laughing in your faces. bipartisan wienieses. we hit both sides that is what we do, latest nonsense, today,

president trump bff, senator lindsey graham back on the bus, a resolution to condemn the house democrats. iit, it is just a resolution. like a form also suggestion. lindsey's sharad a day after republican stormed into a closed-door house intelligence committee, they did it because they say, they want answers. >> i think if we did this you would be beating the [ bleep ] out of us, if a republican did to a democrat, you would be all over me. >> maybe in soviet union this thing is common place, we have to stop like thinking that we can use the marquee of queens burgqueensbury rules of engageme fight a angry pack of hyenas. kennedy: oh, democrats doing

their own stupid stunts, saying that hearings will be public starting next month. watch. >> look like a mob scene. >> they are not flash mobbing. >> they acted like a mob. >> a mob. >> a mob. >> lawless mob. >> mob mentality. >> what happened yesterday was a high school prank, by a bunch of 50-year-old white men. >> you saw a bunch of white men. >> the white guy, middle age boring nerdy looking white guys. >> they look 8 jerks. >> pathetic wienies. >> almost like animal house movie. >> how do you go home look at your we'ves anwives and childre. kennedy: hugh coul how could yo? in middle of this, americans. what the hell is going on?

did president commit an impeachable offense, if so there should be consequences, if not, leave him the hell alone. are we too far down the rabbit hold on to turn back on the road to rationality or something, we meet party panel -- it's thursday. jessica tar love. she is the adult at table. and daniel turner. they will fight. and young americans for liberty president cliff malone, telling us to go f, ourselves in british finger slang, thank you, cliff. you must have been very disappointing in these 50-year-old mobsters, just so shamelessly bum rushing the scif. >> every day i wake up ashamed of white men, no matter the day. >> gee. >> no matter the time. i was talking to jimmy in green

room how this impeachment is choose our own adventure, pick whatever story line you want, whatever kind of mood you are in, if i here for something silly, you have chick-fil-a ordered to a scif or cable news mood you can watch talking heads and repeating talking points hour-by-hour. if you watch the same channel. kennedy: most people like. >> live on -- >> at fox business we're invested in you. i didn't like when steve cohen had the fake -- he is a chicken. and you know, chick-fil-a bags. >> this will go on for months, all i know i'm looking at my health carhealth care costs fory

organization next year they have gone up 12%, if american people wonder where america's fundamentals are still screwed up, look at people we send to dc and the games they play, we have real problems in america right now but they are ignoring them. kennedy: you say republicans should have stormed them a long time. >> a long time to fix dc, this is what they were elected for. kennedy: that is not what they are doing. >> they should. >> a backbone, how come lindsey graham a fake press conference, why not subpoena hunter biden, you want answers ask him. when did you get the contracts? and why? that is not a hard thing to do. republicans -- -- hethey have power use it. or use -- . >> yo if you are not going to ue your power just go away stop playing games. kennedy: no one will go away, but they love it.

it, it is choose your own adventure. if you want someone screwing around or someone preaching about the constitution, either side will fill your bill, depends on the day. it allows them to not actually work and do stuff they were elected to do. >> you are right, it is all noise, i would call it a bologna much sandwich. in today's world, everyone knows what they are doing. democrats know they are trying to figure out what can we pull from this, and republicans know that i want to make sure they tell them when they are doing, you are right. don't the american people want to talk about the things that actual matters and what impacts floor lives. their lives. >> why do any -- why build this case in secret. >> i don't -- well not built in secret, 47 republicans across three committees in these secret

sessions, they are doing questioning there is tape of trey gowdy asking why the benghazi -- he has been on tv talking about it. there is to roll tape, but you listen is lindsey graham, you are right such a sham press conference, we did a real impeachment about lying about oral sex, and a president abusing power, you look at "wall street journal" today, argue, you can't impeach a president because he is really bad quid pro quoer. >> in monica lewinsky scenario happened today he would have been removed from office. >> not by these republicans. kennedy: by today's standards? absolutely. >> i am talking about -- >> that sort of predatory

behavior. >> i am not disputing that. kennedy: i am because i think that president clinton was great, he was innocent, and i think his wife should be president. >> we have come full circle. kennedy: circle of life, in truth and trust. white house today doubling down on trump's claim that republicans who oppose him or human scum. here, here. lock them all up. yesterday the president got push back from some conservative lawmakers, say they work for american people not commander in chief, but tonight, trish regan primetime. >> the fact and i stand by what thwhat the president said, peope in our party who are working against him, a president has given results and continues to give results gone through nothing but harassment since before he took office, and to have our own party, some members, actively work against him and members of his administration work against him

that is just unforgivable. kennedy: yeah, mitt romney. go back to utah. you dog strapping weirdo. will it get to g.o.p. or backfire. mobilize never-trumpers to stand up. >> cliff? >> we have a first -- no one, a sitting president should not call anyone human scum. kennedy: that is the worse thing. >> like he is hitler, calling people human scum. >> he -- >> what interests me, what motivates him, is he referring to republicanning that push back on a trillion dollar deficit or we're still spying on citizens, or pushing back on folks that have loyal ti loyalty to princir than party, if he pushes back on those who say the rhetoric on war, they are beating war drum, i am excited by that, i agree with that sentiment.

but human scum not the right word. kennedy: was it necessary? >> i think that president said this out of a place of anger and envy. >> his only place, that is his one mode. >> there is a lot of envy. i am envious of left also, remember they were running midterms tim ryan, who dropped out today. kennedy: he was still in it? wow that is amazing. that like hearing be a va -- abe vagoda still alive, he is not. >> they were all fell in line, i think that president is envious of the party. kennedy: he said that he said do nothing democrats have one thing going for them, that is they stick together. but they don't. >> we have. >> right. >> as a member of that party -- >> two major liberal mega-phones, saying we have to get a different candidate these

people stuck. >> there is distress in pages of our favorite liberal go toe to. american public is democratic public is happier with our contenders than they have been in previous year. but jealous how republicans stan in line they made mitch mcconnells has ice in his veins, they back trump up in face of overwhelming evidence he did bad things. kennedy: you make a good point about the supreme court picks or nonpicks. that was a bawling move to mitch mcconnell a part, he is like rain man, you want to take him to las vegas and count the cards. >> we thought there was no way brett kavanaugh would be elected but president di hold everyone

together, maybe like two pretty girls, like you are pretty, and no you are so much prettier. >> i would be - -- >> you have -- nancy pelosi is our leaderror ou our speaker, we should impeach, and nancy says we'll impeach. >> thank you. >> she called me, is that me? >> i think democrats right now, with squad and socialist push same thin relationshiprepublican 2010, i sadly think that tea party is dead. kennedy: rand paul is no longer mike lee, mike lee is mike lee, high is what rand paul wishes. >> they are only folks talking about spending in a time when republicans for past decade

every ones that run on let's cut spending they vote -- >> representatives? kennedy: he is not a republican any more. >> don't cul call it a comebacke has been gone for years, he is an independent now. >> i know that. >> he walks around capitol, he is like this is him. woohoo. he is wonderful. >> behind the paper. >> he is shy. >> i can warm him up. >> woo. party panel returns, it is thursday, we're getting warmed up first but philippe reines claims that hillary clinton has not closed-door on a white house run because she is brilliant. when will she decide? hopefully tonight, i will ask philippe reines as to whether or not the secretary. everyone is a russian asset, if everyone is a russian asset, if so where do i sign up for the

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they have not ruled on out, president trump dares her to put down the hot sauce, pick out some new pantsuits girl. we got the next best thing, former deputy assistant secretary of state, and former hillary clinton top adviser, current best friend. philippe reines. am i saying your name right there is a lot of confusion. >> you are thank you. kennedy: thank you very much. when you and secretary clinton discuss her getting into the race. i'm assuming is often. are you the one pushing her into the race? or you the one holding her back? >> you know, not like -- i know you think we're guest friends. kennedy: yes you are. >> we are not talking every day. we e-mail a lot, i sauer he sawa couple week ago, a lot of time chit chat about the race like

you do with your guests and friends, she is keeping track, she knows this and has been through it, they call her a lot. kennedy: i know. >> speaking with vice president biden and elizabeth warren. kennedy: how ho often? there is some discussion she shadow advising warren campaign. >> i don't know that should be true. kennedy: to you know it to be false. >> no, i don't know i would call shadow. kennedy: would you deny it. >> i can't deny a nonexisting thing. kennedy: ut slough you absolute. >> i know, he said i am here if you talk, you may not like or like her. kennedy: i love her, they want her to run, they want her to run. >> i know you do. kennedy: run forest run to santa monica pier. >> you act like she is running she might as well run. >> there was a willie brown article, she had a hand in, that you have been running all over

the place. >> i have had now hand. kennedy: i wish i had someone as supportive of you, extolling my virtues. >> if she does not run, i am more than happy to come on kennedy team. kennedy: fantastic, let's talk about timing, does she get in before primaries or nothing. >> it is nothing like that, it is how you put it the door is not close. kennedy: why say that. get in the race, get in the race. stop teasing. >> you asked -- >> consummate the race. >> if you ask me there is any shot, i said no, i would be lying, i don't know how to put to otherwise. kennedy: is that your dilution and wishful thinking or strategy on part of hillary team, you are softening up. >> there is no hillary team. kennedy: we all have teams. >> it is normal for someone to have run 3 years ago.

to think they were the best choice then. to think it 10 times over now. to know they got 65 million people to vote for them. chances are, a few probably still like her. and she knows more than ever that this will be a tough slog, she knows what is coming down the pike for nominee, she was the nominee. kennedy: all right. >> we know what chants are going to be, we have a head start, she knows it will be a tough time. kennedy: it will be tough fight. >> a tough time getting to back to normal. kennedy: sure. okay, all tough. tougher than the way you grant took a steak almost blackened. >> that sounded tough. kennedy: you should read grand biography it fantastic. >> i bought it i have not read it. kennedy: tulsi gabbard. >> she was in a room here when i came him.

kennedy: you should take a selfie. >> that would get people talking. >> she benefited from hillary clinton a comments about her implication that tulsi gabbard is a russian asset. >> you think so? she woke up that day at 1% in pole, she went to bed that night 1%. kennedy: she also gathered garnered more attention and more eyeballs than she has the entire time. >> you know, it is notion of any press is good press is not true. kennedy: not that, the way she responded. >> the people. kennedy: she said hillary erase is between you and me, get in. >> that is not what she said, she said now i know the person behind the curtain. kennedy: read the tweets, she said. it is now between you and me so go ahead declare get in the race. what is a russian asset? >> a rush eus russia asset, tha, someone who is taken advantage

of. does she wake upive every morning and have her decoyeder rain and putin tells -- >> i think implication was some acknowledgment. >> a useful idiot as the term would be, used. kennedy: oh. >> you call a sitting kon congresswoman who wears uniform to defend freedom of country an idiot. >> no, i have most respect for her. kennedy: i encourage you to have your language -- >> the intelligence term someone who is useful withouters i witht necessarily knowing it you can't fight the fact she has an incredible number of foreign fon trolls supporting her. set aside if donald trump had anything to do with 4 year ago,

what within on takes fishers in our party. kennedy: i have been first person to say we should not go to eastern europe, ukraine or macedonia or russia for opposition research, say, that did secretary clinton know that christopher steel was being made millions by the dnc . >> she did not know about that project until after the election, i know there is no one will believe it. kennedy: that is weird. >> not weird, you pay your legal team to do what they do. kennedy: that is what they do with the money? with millions of dollars. >> -- >> hold on, i am glad you brought it up, the millions of dollar paid to her law firm were legal fees. kennedy: that is how -- >> hold on, hold on. we could have a another show about how lawyer bill their china, what of paid to go, programs os -- gps was 200,000.

kennedy: paid to steel was more. rear running out of time, secretary clinton said they are going to have to run in third party, as a libertarian, and nonaffiliated voter, i find that offensive, i know people who are liberty minded who are not running to upset the election, they have a set of principles they ar tellinger -- tethered to was gary johnson a russian asset. >> jill stein voters, she had a few million in 1 1/2% changed their vote we would not be sitting here having this conversation, we would talk about donald trump running for a second try against hillary clinton. if people are voting a protest vote they change the election, not whether gary johnson has a

right to run or jill stein, there is a different, jill stein and tulsi gabbard now, they have very few critical things to say about russia. tulsi gabbard said mor mortarrie -- terrible things and more names about hillary clinton in thein 3tweets her entire life tn assad. kennedy: because she is -- >> me met him. kennedy: many in antiwar movement is that -- that -- >> major party establishment candidate like hillary clinton, you could throw mitt romney, donald trump, ven barack obama to that mix. they are very much for regime change, not preserving life and freedom. >> there no ideology has a problem calling someone who using chemical weapons again children a terrible person. kennedy: i guess they are useful idiots. they have a set of principles they rely on and are guided by,

instead of talking points, or you know, having a group of people pulled to figur figure -- polled to what to make the contend of your speech. >> no one is polling, you look at polls,. >> if fox really wants her to get in race. kennedy: i don't speak for fox. >> in next poll, if they could stick in her name. >> i will stick her name in to every ballot box, conversation, i possibly can yo. >> you would love it if she were president. kennedy: more than you know. >> and i didn't vote for donald trump, i was one of those useful idiots that voted for gary johnson, he is a wonderful human, philippe thank you. >> thank you. kennedy: coming up, this country founded on freedom of speech, a new poll suggests that majority of americans want t to restrictn

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in allowing hate speech in modern america, that i want to rewrite first amendment, we have an army of lebrons who want sick alarm of government to restrain and punish thoughts and words with wrong personal power levers could be disaster, this is on the right and lift lift, - left, don't give in, this has been trending in wrong direction, as more people grow less curious and more afraid. they are all too happy sponsoring a responsponsoring -l rain of terror, there was an antii.c.e. rally at harvard, they called i.c.e. for comment. as you do. not disseminating fake news. wrong. people were furious, and they were so mad at paper they demanded boycotts and issued

petitions, claiming cultural intend 5intensity, they had audo seek comment from the subject of the story, what if the political winwind blow your skirt up infavorably? they just cannibalize themselves until there nothing left of the irrational movement that disallowed crude jokes or any individual thought, that is the memo. kennedy: how dare you, they are worst offenders, by hostility in order first amendment has been an increasing across all age groups, why is america going down this path? party panel returning we can ask

them. so cliff, young americans for liberty, you talk about liberty, you fight for free speech, pass out constitution, and fight against free speech zones, why do you think of when you see results of this poll. >> i think what is interesting right now you see not just college campus but a trend for people to ach to take the easy , say we must stop hate speech, we might agree, we don't want people to say bad things that hurt, but the problem circumstanc-- whogets to decidee speech, this is my warning to zoomers, millennials there. you don't want your political opponent or someone that disagrees with you to be that person that decides what is allowed to be said. kennedy: a good point, i am

always as -- amazed. why would you want someone. if you were a lefty, a democratic socialist, why would you want trump administration bee those in charge of deciding what is hate speech. >> the same group that want to confiscate guns but they only want government to have guns, i don't understand why you would want that, and -- >> why is it trending in this direct. >> i will sound like an angry old man, we have a generation raised to getting a trophy for coming in 9th place, because their whole lives have been coddled, say on your parent's insurance until you are 27. >> 26. >> we have taught young people. and they have never been forced to grow up, growing up is hard, it not easy, you get beat up, that is why mom and dad taught us sticks and stones might break

our bones. kennedy: life is not supposed to be easy. >> no. kennedy: i think have you peasants in joran se your an se. >> i thought you would say household. we do enjoy them down in tr tribecka. >> so, it note just on left -- if it were it would make it easier and fun. to beat them up. >> the snowflake argument swings both ways, i am a product of every liberal stereotype, i went to the little red schoolhouse, i was good at sports. kennedy: communist. >> right. >> claim communism. >> i have been through highest levels of academia but i am tough, and i know rules and i think that more than just about a society that coddles, there an

education deficit, people people arrive add college, and beyond not knowin knowing definition of freedom of speech, what is guaranteed as a right by the constitution, flag burning comes up, you see both get it wrong. it is allowed. kennedy: and constitutionally protected. there is rationality deficit we don't teach critical thought, that is something you are raised that you have to be safe. i have to talked with free range kid movement founder, we talk about the idea that everyone feels need to be so safe and safety is so critical. but that warps your per -- perception of the world that turns the person who is the other, the enemy. >> i have warned a lot of

conservative, you can't fight fire with fire, if you say left and liberals turn to this hate speech as excuse, they shut team people down, you can't do the same because you disagree, we see it on campus, conservatives come out say we must silent the left it is o opposite, you haveo fight for a level playing field, i believe principles of liberty, students can hear differing view points and solutions, they come our way. that to he is what i get frustrated with. >> ultimate evening would be a conversation with ilhan omar and ben shapiro. >> that would be wild. >> fantastic. kennedy: thank you so much. cliff, daljit and jesse. >> thank you. >> dow like your job. a new poll shows a lot of americans don't, they are whining babies. we'll figure out how to love

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kennedy: unemployment rate 3. 5%, 50 year low. a new poll said americans less than thrilled with their jobs. 40% said they had a good job, 44% said work was mediocre. americans not only one unhappy. in chile people protest over increase and subway fares. >> we have it pretty good, why is everyone complaining? to brick i break it down. michael welcome. >> thank you. kennedy: so, you know are people

too soft. 85% of said they were satisfied at work, if you look at gallup's poll, get pass press release, americans are happy with feeling like they have pride at work, satisfied with their job, results, good job versus mediocre job results from them adding in additional metrics about predictable scheduling and other things that labor groups would like, fal gallup fine peoe at lower end of incom inspectrue not partnershinot happy with thy are stepping stones to the

other. kennedy: that is what we forget, people like bernie sanders wants the stepping stops be on the norm, he wants those jobs, whether a barista, retail, the dying industry, or a greeter at a box store, jobs to have forever, but they are not really aspirational. >> they are meant to be jobs you move up. but problem is too you get equation wrong, i am in san francisco, this city tried to use the heavy hand of government to get rid of income inequality. kennedy: remember when they got rid of happy meals, that was so dumb. >> no sugar, no straws. kennedy: but you can poop in the street that is fine. >> you can. you can leave meals too. kennedy: what a night.

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kennedy: on their day 1931, george washington bridge opened, first car to make it across any minute now. step on the gas. chris christie. this is the topical storm. topic 1. >> let's start in michigan. pumpkin prices fall fast. oh, what is that? davis son fire deputy held annual pum pumpkin drop, it wasa smash hit, it pays raises and money for their most cause, beer money. >> and local love it because, it is nice to see something falling in michigan besides wolverines.

jim harbaugh would be better off letting hugh jackman play quarterback. deflate the football, tom brady. >> this year a 100 foot pumpkin fall, highnis highest in historu think that is a big drop, have you not been following beto's prison numbers, i don't know. we head to california. police busted a criminal who shows up once a year. mm-hmm. dad? night before christmas all through the big house. santa was sleeping, because he got really soused. yeah this fellow put the conin santa con, he robbed a shed in town of brea, he was hung over at the time of photo, did you bt doctors say he within into a by

bettidiabetic coma after all cos and milk the night before. the good news is he ended up under the mistletoe, bad news he ended up under the mistletoe, wish him luck. and let out a yell, too late because bubba in his cell, i heard him explain, he dragged out of sight, merry christmas to all, but for me it was not qui quite. burp. topic three. a florida company sells cannabis infuses coffee pods for the the- keurig, why start morning with a coffee and a bagel, you can start with 6 bagels and animal crackers. this is confusing because you

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