but nonetheless the charade continues, get ready for a crazy week next week. kennedy begins now. kennedy: thank you, trish. it's me, how the time flies we're less than a year out from 2020 election, a new poll finds top 52020 democrat candidates are beating president by double digits in a hypothetical match up, he should just quit now, it important to remember every 2016 poll had him losing to hillary clinton. including "time" magazine one. but some the trump campaign be alarmed, or is it fake news? probably. according to new "washington post" abc news poll, joe biden and bernie sanders are beating the president 56 to 39.

warren, and kamala harris and mayor pete ahead of the president. a lot can happen in a year, a few days away from ruckus iowa caucus. that will send the donkey heard, and another poll with elizabeth warren in the leeds in iowa, 20% support. not necessarily caucus-goers, just another excuse to say caucus, because i like to ruckus with my caucus out. >> and bernie is a 1%, and he has a 7%. 17%. biden is in fourth place, he is going to lose everything it quite sad, every other in single digits, mayor pete, his national surge is interesting 9% according to a poll out today, up more than double from last month, south bend mayor is the sexy alternative to crazy socialists and catnip to

moderates who ca cannot stomach sleepy joe. man panel tonight. host of new podcast everybody calm down jimmy faella. and golf clap, in the hole attorney democrat strategist, michael starr hopkins, he is a spokesman for young voices. and host for -- podcast, steven kent. scrubbed and masculine, just like i like them. top 3 are tied. it could be anyone's game, jim, how do they blow it open? it is any thing. >> this is -- none of these people have a chance of beating trump, he will never poll well, donald trump's policy is like

the pornography of politics it is a 9 billion dollar industry, i bought a trump hat for my friend, the guy said, you are picking up a trump hat, i said, now, now, i am just waiting for a hooker. no one admits to liking him because there is so much pressure, he will win. politics is local in all key battle ground state he's does fine. kennedy: that is why it is confusing, one poll says he gets beat by biden by 6, and then biden by 30, best candidate ever. but you say neither side should be over confident? >> if you look at republicans, donald trump is historically unpopular. kennedy: popularity has not budged, he is no less popular now than the day with the election. >> with his base he is in independents. >> the number is the number. kennedy: in low 40s.

>> obama went from 60 to 40, a massive swing, like this. the president is like a very strong swing, there is no gain. gape . national approval ratings 36. kennedy: what are you talking about. >> 42%? >> his basicallies them for what they do. kennedy: he has never been popular, why is that surprising, why do people point on that, he was not popular before the election, only time was in 19 quality. 88. and i was in the high school. >> who you are voting for is not as important as who you vote against, they don't matter on their own it matters who the

candidates will be, are they likeable. kennedy: that is the 10 dollar question, do people vote against socialism and have a bunch of their stuff taken, or a guy who is annoying and unlikeable. >> they will vote against the socialism and having their stuff taken this is still a -- >> is that naive. >> i don't think it is either/or. >> right. kennedy: steino. >> trump -- i think a choice between whether you want to be inclusive or behind a bigot. >> trump's job is to make it about socialism. >> this is the most inclusive and tol tolerant time that we've lived in. >> maybe for you. >> no, no. >> that is not my every day. >> i know, you face an adversity i don't. because people see a jacket and assume i'm crazy from an

institution. we're not picking on him, but we've never been more tolerant or inclusive than now. obama won 56% of the vote now everyone is in the klan that is misleading. kennedy: i don't know if just saying that president is a racist or a bigot, that is not enough, you need an idea, something bigger. but, president has made some inroads some, with nonwhite communities,. kennedy: back when donald trump was a presidential candidate and a charlton. do you remember this? >> they say, i have the most loyal people, did you see that, i could stand in middle of fifth avenue, and shoot someone, i would not lose voters okay, it is like incredible. kennedy: it is like incredible.

fast for forward to know, a cnn panel was asked about the loyalty, he may not have missed his target audience. >> if he shot machin someone onh avenue, would you vote for him. >> we have to know why he shot him. >> yeah, why did he shoot him. kennedy: okay. sometimes people shoot other people in self-defense. >> i want motives. >> we need more. she is not alone, a new monmouth poll finds 62% of trump supporters say there is nothing that president trump could do at all heading to the election, is he only candidate who could inspire their kind of loyalty or would voters stick with elizabeth warren if she shot someone with her bo bow and arr, she could be ted nugent of fake indians. >> this president has an unusual

cultish appeal. kennedy: i heard that nxivm cult was his idea. >> that interview was dripping with contempt from omarosa. she is clearly asking the women with disdain, and they will give her the answer, they know she will hate, that is what you do, you are put on lights and news on national tv, you say, yeah, sure, show me the evidence and i will vote anyway. kennedy: a group of people, they have been lied to by mainstream media for a long time, they bought into a lot of what they were selling, it has not panned out that is where the level of skepticism comes. >> but it is so unhealthy in terms of dialogue, like universal health care and how to solve our debt crises. >> by not having yef healthcare.

>> i win, i win. >> that is not a serious question that is unhealthy for a dialogue. kennedy: sheehan it is pa -- anticipated the answer. >> i have a snapy answer, in new york, most knick fans' someone to shoot them in middle of fifth avenue, they are like where has this b guy been my whole life. the reason is works, set aside bigotry and all things that people leak t like too push in y politics he has an aspirational message that is pro america. peal walk likpeople would like r something not against it. kennedy: he does a lot of stuff that i don't like, but he is good at they simplify their message, bernie sanders does it too, they boil it down and

repeat is over and over. the people who gravitate toward that, that is all they need. >> it is. i -- reject that trump does not. >> i don't think that built the wall is mexican people don't come here, if is come -- >> it is including hondurans. >> right. >> we know -- >> i think it is we're encouraging humanitarian crisis by letting people drift willy-nilly. kennedy: we're so obsessed with mutual am, bimpeachment. when i say we, i mean democrats, they don't even care if kids are wallowing in their own filth in tiny prisons in lor loredo, thee fine.

as long as we get him impeached. kennedy: the question is will president pence get reelected. >> he will. >> he is only vice president who has a shot of becoming president at-this-point. kennedy: jimm jim faellaa seethg with jealousy. >> elizabeth warren unveiled her health care idea. bob menendez say they won't support the plan if warren wins and her plan came up for a vote on capitol hill. warren's 2020 competitors also slamming her proposal, even bernie, mother loving sanders, medicare champion, said that warn's funding plan would have a having negative impact on creating jobs, which people tend to deserve unless they gy them s

of my own from the federal job plan. >> this is something that john delaney does not get enough credit for. he said -- elizabeth warren's plan and bernie sanders plan, would get rid of permanent -- or private insurance. that was a huge mistake. democrat ran on that. kennedy: everyone said, klobuchar and mayor pete saying that. >> it looks good now. >> give me one second so voters can google john delaney. >> everyone saw that debate performance. kennedy: he within -- -- went ar everyone. >> he bet me $10,000 he was going to lose. >> i am looking forward to that. kennedy: we'll get a mack magnum of what is really expensive and drink champagne. >> are you watching andrew yang? i think he will be a final 4. kennedy: after mayor pete?

>> a ron paulish character who he has a small kind of people -- group of people with him. a ceiling and a floor. kennedy: he has not hit a ceiling yet, but sh he is smarte stop and consider when he is really saying, a lot of libertarians like them. he makes sense, and i love math, i don't know why. jim. >> it is not going to be buttigieg, no support in the blatheblack community. kennedy: yes. >> what is what his opponents say. >> 0% in south carolina. david duke is polling better in south carolina, i don't know how, i am not endorsing him. kennedy: ouch. >> 0%. >> okay pepe . >> oh, so sad.

it is sad. kennedy: did epstein kill himself. >> who knows. i'm glad he is gone. kennedy: do you know who knows, hillary and prince andrew, that is all. >> i know what we need to do, i am sorry yo you didn't hear me r that gunshot in the control room. >> a hot show tonight. kennedy: so, medicare for all, is that warren's anvil? >> yeah. and other democrats are able to see it is vulnerable for her. kennedy: they love it, bernie has said the same thing for years,. pete gets a pass. >> pete went after her and warren and sanders cannot last this out, you have biden, warren and sanders at top, there is not room for two socialists. >> who goes first? >> who knows. >> bernies numbers have improved. >> he is gone. kennedy: he --

>> party does not' him. kennedy: he is earning more. >> they don't want him,. kennedy: they love him. >> it is fun, enjoy it while is a thing. kennedy: are you telling me that bernie sanders can add -- candidacy. >> it cannot happen, i know he is slipping on his caus cousin's house, he will go from canada from here and then they ship him back to china. kennedy: the man panel returns in a little bit, my eyes are up here, okay. the secret ukraine mutua impeact hearings about to go public? hearings about to go public? shifty schiff has the goods, kt

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♪ kennedy: impeachment circus rolls to washington wednesday when ring master adam schiff holeholds first public hearingso topple biggest g.o.p. elephant of them all. they have testified about shady goings on in ukraine.

republicans hope to stack their own lineup with muss tol musselr in-- muscle to their intelligence committee bench among them jim jordan who had it up to here. >> i want to help country see the truth that president trump did not do anything wrong, and what the democrats are doing is unfair, and partisan and ridiculous. kennedy: will he wear a jacket to the testimony? dc pandemonium become with a plot twist, department of justice on verge of releases report of investigation of president trump's 2016 campaign, so much investigating, it schiff deliver the greatest show on earth or will customers demand a refund like they did with mueller probe, joining me, author of the upcoming book,

kt mcfarland, welcome back. >> thank you. kennedy: there are serious charges leveled against the president, i don't think that white house i as -- has done the very best job of defending president. >> i think they are not serious charges, they are politically motivated, there is no there there. i know the people, the people testifying don't know trump, they have not been in meetings with trump, one sat in on a phone call. so they are not reporting on trump told me this they say, i heard from someone else. that trump did this. >> true with some with yo but o, problematic when they say one thing during testimony then -- >> change their mind. kennedy: what about gordon sondland and his saying no quid pro quo except for this part. >> why are we worried about -- here -- i guess i'll say it

differently, what if we turn this. why should we not look for corruption in ukraine. one thing trump said from the beginning. ukraine is one of the most corrupt country in world, why should we give them money, it goes on oligarch's pockets and swiss bank accounts we neat to know theneed to know they are na corrupt. kennedy: down have a problem, i have -- i don't have a problem with that, i have said since beginning, dem chats and democrd republicans have to stop going to eastern europe. investigate in 17-18 not 19, and rudy guliani should not be off working with ukrainian operatives. so far he has done a bad job of defending himself, i think he has become a huge -- liability for this administration.

>> i turn is back to what are the bidens hiding. kennedy: i give you that let's say the bidens of hiding something, i think they are, i think it was corrupt. joe biden knew the corruption inside and out, still stuck his son in a very precarious position, with no expertise. nothing to offer, that can be -- the same time as rudy guliani, earning money from ukraine. and still acting as a go between for the president and ukrainian officials when he is not working as an agent of federal government. >> that is problem at -- that is not mutual impeachment, you don't impeach donald trump for what rudy guliani is doing. kennedy: i agree. guliani and president and grisham they have not done a sat satisfactory job, people like

me, an independent, i want things to go great. if quid pro quo is standard for every administration, they need to explain that too, in some detail how this happens when every administration. in every aspect of foreign policy. >> i would agree. i think that donald trump does not do a great job of explaining things, that is one of his short comings. i think his policies are terrific. but he does not do a good job explaining. i would encourage the president as he campaigns make the case, tell american people why he made the decisions, what he has done and does america first mean, talk about the economy. and don't get in the tweet storms with people, he is better than that, i wish he would rise above that. kennedy: i agree, sometimes he

reacts to much too criticism. >> he can't resist a fight. kennedy: how do you think jim jordan will do if he is allowed on the intelligence com committs interim member. >> he would coul be absolutely e right guy, right now it is a political partisan attack job on trump. have you the whistleblower. the whistleblower worked for me when i was on the security council, and lawyer right after inauguration said we're going to impeach trump. kennedy: right. >> they put up advertising, come to me let's have a resistance went the administration, and stymie -- within the administration, stymie his ability from the beginning. this was a plan from the beginning. when i went to work for president trump, i did not think there was a deep state, i thought this was a lot are

paranoid people with conspiracy theories, well i find there is, they think they can override 633 million american people that is ter mying. kennedyterrifying. terrifying. kennedy: there are year deep statist to know that president is the biggest threat to their existence and finding new ways to push back. survesurveillance apparatus is o powerful, good to see you kt . >> terrific. >> are very brilliant, love it -- coming up, hottest new game, fake news or florida? put your fake tan on. was it made up or it did really happen in the sunshine we trust usaa more than any other company out there.

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kennedy: welcome back you, we play a favorite game here. fake news or florida? we hear a bunch of outrageous, headlines. our contestant need to decide, it is fake or florida. it has a twist, jimmy faella will ask all of the questions, i get to play. jimbo take it away. >> here we go. kennedy: my man. >> a series of headlines, tell me if fake or florida? hold up the panel. question one, a horse trainer was arrested a at tampa bay down after 3 of his horses tested positive for cocaine? fake or florida? two florida one fake, kennedy it is fake. >> i did it because you within

florida. >> competitive. >> you be careful. kennedy: if you said meth -- maybe florida. >> this hurts me a little bit, his worst experience of my life at tampa bay downs, you know those i call, i have all this money, an hour later, i am putting on a blond wig, and powdering my adams apple. kennedy: when i was dances my stage name of the tampa bay downs. >> oh, no is that shake new fakr oregon. >> a murdoch man was arrested for abusing 911 after calling because his cat was not allowed into a strip club? fake or florida? >> correct. it was florida. >> i'm still in the lead. >> i have to did a cat story because i know how much you love thelove. kennedy: there are plenty of clubs in strip clubs.

>> i see that euphemism, i am not going to take that bait. kennedy: ho i -- who is that? a bount that is our man, he cald 911. he was charged with disorderly intoxication, unnamed cat was taken to a local animal sheet s. kennedy: and euthanized. >> a good commercial. if you could sponsor this cat to get in a sprin strip club. >> a crest view man wrecked a liquor store and he was alice in wonderland and a hookah smoking caterpillar told him to do it? fake or florida?

>> i didn't want to punch down on florida. >> matthew jones, he allegedly broke into a fenced construction site, and used the forklift. to destroy a liquor store because he was upset they sell alcohol to people, but he was okay with selling tobacco to caterpillars. >> have you been there in florida. >> i have not. >> i have been to florida to. >> kennedy and michael tied two. kennedy: woo. >> police. in walton beach florida arrested two sidewalk santas after court gambling their proceeds at a a - local dog track. that is the dalmatian army, fake news. kennedy: yea in the lead. >> i know america.

>> sidewalk santa out and it is not december you are being had like a july side walking santa, that does not end well, i only know that, i have been santa. nobody buys it. >> 5, police in vero beach florida arrested a adult film actor for impersonating a police officer after he mistakenly pulled them over instead of his costar? makefake or florida. >> impersonate officer in movies. >> he was taken in for doing 69 in a 50 -- hey, there it is! kennedy: in the villages. >> fake news. administration it. >dang it.>> you just wanted it e right. >> question 6. marion county man was arrested after admitting to having relations with a miniature horse. fake or florida?

you know it is florida. they have a movie coming out call 50 shades of hay. >> how long have you been holding that joke. >> he came up with that yesterday. he has been waiting fores fores. kennedy: the manguilty of equine -- >> you can catch him on farmers only.com, he confessed to having a relationship with a horse named jackie g, 4 times in a week, after a family member caught him in the act -- that is awkward. he was charged with 4 counts of assault, held on 4 thousands dollar bond, kennedy in the lead. kennedy: there we go. >> a ferri fair fair -- ferris l operator left his passengers on a ride for 20 minutes while he

had relations with a coworker. >> everyone is wrong 20 minutes, no carney sex is 20 minutes it is smash-and-grab. >> he is right. >> one more question. >> like final jeopardy this is how kat wins. >> no rock and jock 50 point hoop, just right or wrong. kennedy: go. >> west palm beach sheriff was allegedly forced to resign after photo surface showing him handcuffs to a pole in a strip club. , steven kent gets it right. >> at i believe a tie. >> 4 and 4. >> michael. >> does that mean we fight? >> i think.

>> i would like do one more if it is okay. tititusville grandmother culleda hero after she pulled off her teeth to scare a burgler off of porch. steven you are champion. >> well done. >> can we -- >> he deserves to be with jail. grangranny on the teeths out ise best part, everyone will tell you that. here she is. she yelled grandma no teeth before police arrested 28-year-old alex rivera. kennedy: everyone has their category well done. >> congratulations to penelope. >> well done, totally fun snow coming up last night big election in kentucky goes into overtime, the republican governor refusing to concede, what it could really mean for

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♪ he said there ain't no rest for the wicked ♪ >> kentucky band, welcome back, voters in kentucky on edge, not because rand paul's neighbor on the loose against with the rake. incumbent governor bevin refusing to concede, because democrat beshear seems to have been beat by 5,000 votes. watch this. >> we have a responsibility to ensure that the integrity of the process is such, if at end we have most votes we are in

position to continue forward with governance it is that simple. kennedy: except for the not winning part, kentucky is not only state where g.o.p. had a rough night, in virginia, state house, and go governorship all controlled by democrat, this is give white house some heartburn, just fixing my weed, with me now, christopher bedford. >> thank you. kennedy: so, the president went all in on mas bevin was that a d idea. >> does not seek like i -- seem. looking at the results last night, it seemed it bode poorly for republican nationally. a 50% increase in turn out in

kentucky, that turn out in off year election that busts through models, it makes you wonder did the democrats increase their turn out by 100%, you look at all of the results today, this morning, pour through the margins of victory, and how bevin did in different counties compared to attorney general and any other member of the treasure of the state whit statewide gov. he was defeated in suburbs and rural areas, he got less a share of the vote across the board, they were historic wins for his fellow republicans. >> what does that say? >> originally we were wondering is this something people sending a message to president trump, they don't like him because bevin die tied himself close, bt no, it seems more of personal baggage. and he was so unpopular.

kennedy: so unpopular, that maybe president did not have any rallies in hav virginia, maybe e should not have gone all in in bevin, but now calls for recanvasses offing machine -- of the voting machine. >> 5,000 votes? this does not seem that is the case. what kind of voting fraud would exist they take out one person, not stuffing ballots, the votes fraud you vote for 5 different republicans but not governor because you don't like him, that seems unlikely. i understand he trying to pull it but i have not heard a word from dc about lawyers warning wn marching down. kennedy: even then odds not on your side, always tough to lose. tough.

but, i am skeptical of people who bow out gracefully. >> he is running in birmingham. i got piqui blinders and state of alabama messed up. >> you are watching the new series it is great. kennedy: is is great, i am on episode 2 and i am sick to my stomach thi this is a fine seas, based on election result last night is president in trouble. >> the president should keep an eye on suburbs. suburban voters pushing further away from president. idea he will find a broad constituen--constituent of 16.

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