if you want to save the planet, you need to stop having kids and become a vegan, have you 6 you are in trouble. >> i am in trouble. trish: i have 3. >> and a 5-month-old baby >> congratulations, see you monday. >> that is it? kennedy: zip it. thank you, trish. a potentially enormous shake up in presidential race, michael bloomberg preparing to enter the race as a democrat. we'll break that down. but first oh, my garden, did you catch the view today. if you have never seen it, today was the day on watch, donald trump jr. and his girlfriend, kimberly guilfoyle sat down with the laids i ladies, it got ugly, host asked don jr. why he tweeted out the name of the

suspected whistleblower. >> the name was on a web site called drudge report, millions of people, for days he has been out in media, what is difference between me and -- >> chasing down a whistleblower, about all of the epstein stuff because those stories were killed, if we'll have a conversation about whistleblower, you work with c cbs. who outed the whistleblower officer -- no screaming. >> hold on. excuse me. thank you. cross talking is making everyone crazy. >> short mexicans, some mexican rainive attachappiest. rapist. >> have you warn black face, whoopi. >> i have not. >> you said roam roman polanski

was not rape, rape. >> she was not in black face. >> thank you. >> except for the black face part. a battle over character that is fun. >> i guess this is the fight you want. >> it is not, if we're talking character. >> are you questioning my character. >> >> i am talking about your questioning my father's character. >> we all have -- >> i'm not questioning. >> he said something, oned record. or go to jail. >> he is has been attacked for so long by a vicious left. -- children. children. >> wow. megan mccain, whose late father senator john mccain has long been a target of president trump put in her two cents. >> mr. trump, a lot of americans and politics mischaracter.

a lot of people miss the soul of the country, you and your family have hurt a lot of people and put a lot of people through a lot of pain, does this make you feel good? >> i don't think any of that make me feel good but we got into this because we top do what is right for america. my father has been working tirelessly, to bring back the american dream who watched politicians with no business experience send that american dream abroad to country that hate our cu guts, he brought jos back, created unprecedented levels of unemployment numbers for african-americans, and hispanic-americans. >> oh,. >> you can argue with the -- th- >> for more than a half hour. who gets the trophy after this. >> showdown on the view. let's ask party panel, former house democrat congressional press secretary, rochelle ritchie. and comedian host of part of problem dave smith.

and town hall.com political editor, fox news contributor, the luckiest guy i know, guy bention, whbenson, who won. >> i did not watch it just that little bit you played gave me a migraine, a crazy town off of rail interview. kennedy: people could not stop watching. >> who won? the show's ratings and everyone on the stage, everyone played the part they wanted to, the view ladies top dump all over a trump to his face in front of their friends and viewers. kennedy: dump on a trump, a good fundraiser. >> i and think don jr. wanted to be like i got a book called triggered, here are the triggered liberal women, with the exception of megan mccain, and i am fighting them for a half hour, it was like a win, win, win but for like santee. kennedy: interesting -- sa sani.

kennedy: interesting, tulsi gabbard came on and fought with them yesterday, it was more civil, i respect they have people on who they disagree, but that no not always the case. often times you get in a room with someone you disagree with, you tend to play nice, if you just attack them right away it brings up a tremendous ai amounf anxiety. >> the way you clipped it together, rest of the show of the them talking over each other, to me st impossible to watch, i thought tulsi did a good job, but, megan mccain thing, i think she is friends with you, i like her but the same way that -- hillary clinton they invoke the khan famil famiu are so mean to them, they lost their kid in war in iraq, and

that. hillary clinton and john mccain champions that, it was a horrific mistake, you don't feel like your family has caused so much pain, and -- all right. kennedy: there is a disconnect between cause and affect with american foreign policy, and people feel like america has to stand up to our enemies and we love people who wear uniforms, what like about tulsi, she supporting people who wear the uniform, because she has worn it. >> i reject the accepted idea in the media world, that if you are just polite and support a war where thousands of innocent people die versus someone who is rude, being rude is so much worse, like actual human beings die. >> i think there is a lot to unpack looking at this episode, i watched this i listened, i watched the inter thing it was out of control, i thought that it was a little bit of a weak argument for donald trump jr. to

bring up black face on joy behar. you know if you look at picture of joy behar, it is questionable. she looked like someone that got a spray tan. as opoise oppose to actual blac. kennedy: ted danson wore. >> governor northam who is a democrat, you see people on twitter, ranting and raving black and white, where was that with the governor northam still in office. >> or jimmy kimmel. >> a lot of people who are woke on twitter but asleep in reality this one point. in response to what you said, i think that iraq war was a mistake. but the khan son signed up for military, went to war and decide in the war, and paid ultimate sacrifice to be nast to his parents because of a political disagreement is wrong.

kennedy: -- >> i'm not disagreeing with, that but with the family they showed up at democratic national convention, donald trump you don't know the constitution, not that trump picked a random family, they put themselve. >> if someone insults his intelligence, he is still the president of the u.s united stas u.s. states. >> there was a general rule of thumb, a gold star family in front of you, even if they criticize you, you just take a softer tone with them. >> i agree. kennedy: i think you could do that and still oppose foreign wars. >> yes, but if you support a war that got this family's kid killed, maybe you should not go lecture other people. kennedy: but -- >> a lot of people -- i agree. >> her father died a long and

painful death, it was public and tragic, and painful for her, given that, donald trump is still attacking her late father, i understand her drive grief and her main and need to set the -- i understand here grief, and her pain and need to set the record state, the child of a politician who is high profile, he is well went her right to sit the record state. >> she is well went her right to not like donald trump. >> i didn't know who megan mccain was today, shy wa she way subdued. >> i think she was trying to -- >> there were enough people swreecswreemping.screeching.>> a board in ukraine with a language he does not speak on a business

he knows nothing about, i did that you would lose your mind. kennedy: and don sr. was in washington. president today calling out ukraine whistleblower's lawyer. after fox news unearthed mole tweets, a couple years old lawyer calls for a coop, weeks into the trump presidency. and president tweeted, based on information released last night about the fake whistleblower attorney, impeachment hoax should be ended immediately, there is no case, except again the other side. meanwhile, adam schiff invite the republicans to i submit ther own witnesses for public hearings, reportedly considering asking the whistleblower the bidens, and even chairmanship himself to identify, will the cher raid -- charade get worse before better, are politics the national conversation, today's

episode of the view for next year? >> yep. the election is a year away. >> it has been that way,f from the beginning, since trump announced he was going to run for president, that is just been a constant battle, a fight. kennedy: yes, and like, a game of survivors, what do they do for this challenge? are they starving him or a helicopter and eat brownies. >> i can't believe we have kept it up this long. kennedy: you are telling me! >> and that is you know i wonder that is one of problem that the anti-trump media, that is pretty much everyone absen except this company, the problem they have, if you kept the dial at 11. it hard to turn it up, donald trump's latest tweet is the same. then russia collusion, then there is this hel -- there is an actual thing, you are try -- >> your hand cramps. >> then not even really clear,

the thing with ukraine, have you been saying for about two years that donald trump was the puppet of a hostile foreign super power and now you are say oh, there was a quid pro quo. >> there are trump supporters who say it was a quid pro quo, not just liberal media. kennedy: i do think and i think republicans have done a very bad job of showing this there is quid pro quo in everything, you can make that argument, entire political system is based on that. >> what does that mean? a deal, right, that is what it is. kennedy: that what it is, that is politics. >> was donald trump personally benefiting from this or rather than country, you can arg you that but at same time, let's say joe biden of the not running, for president. and he asked about joe biden. >> we would not have. >> i say hype hitically -- hypee

threaticl-->> i'm hypotheticallt give him cover, this is tricky. >> i think 2016 investigation about what they did, ukrainian did to med sell legitimate. >> why didn't republicans do this in 2014. kennedy: first they don't know. and people who brought up the issues with hunter biden oned board were silenced. they were told to stop asking questions, including people who brought upper regularities in trump administration, they are few and far between. adam schiff is not one, everyone else lacks objectivity. >> when you are adam schiff, and you go through the entire

mueller investigation, and we get the answer and he looks into the camera, saids, i still have evidence of collusion, i am sorry, when you come around to next thing, which is ukraine, i think is a problem for trump, many people are like it might be bad but you have done this for 3 years, we're tired wir we're do. kennedy: you have an article on town hall d.com that explain its all. >> appreciate it, check in the mail. >> check, checks in the mail? >> quid pro quo. >> nice that is how we do it. kennedy: ♪ i am hunter biden, coming up, michael bloomberg taking tonight his first leap to 2020 sewer. that means, his fellow democrats can quit? what are they going to do? should the president be worried? next. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance,

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at 2016 democratic convention he was not shy about sharing his ain't-trump feelings. >> through his career. donald trump has left behind a well documented record of up bankruptcies and thousands of lawsuit, angry stock holders, and contractors who feel cheated. trump said he wants to run the nation like he runs his business? god help us. kennedy: oh, god help us, i will take your guns and i will take away your soda you fat ass. >> he has spend years warning ut us about evils of new york billionaires, are they ready to vote if one of their own, christian anderson with us, do democrats need bloomberg. >> they do not, but democratic elites think he might be

valuable for shoring up what they vias a potentially weak lane for more moderate and conservative folks in party where joe biden has not run a great campaign. you ask democratic voters, almost 7 to 10, are comfortable with their field, but democratic elites are getting worried, that joe biden, proves to be strongest again president trump away he has run his campaign, with gaffes and poor debate performance and lackluster fundraising, he is not the guy. kennedy: i don't think that joe biden is the future. i also don't think that this say particularly weak bench. i think there are good candidates, who have elements of goodness in each but none of them adds up to a transformational person who can beat president trump, i bu put

bloomberg in that category. i doa don't think that new yorkr love him that much. we don't need two cranky old white men to run the country. >> you have howard schultz he took a crack. and he stepped away. then you had tom steyer, he has spend his way to getting enough qualifying polls in early states, he could appear on debate stage, but if democratic voters really wanted a bill ain'abillionaire candidate, thed their chance, but bloomberg could say i'm used to dealing with big shot types, i know them. but on there are hand, his whole

vibe he more fiscally conservative, more progressive. many democratic elites might fall into that category. kennedy: that is not where voters are -- those people far left, mean state us, it means -- status, taking your money and redistributing it where you think you know better than people who voted for you. >> i think he will come to find that there is more claiming to be fiscally moderate, thinking that elizabeth warren is too mean to billionaires, but socially progressive, there not a big market for that out there. in the democratic primary electorate. you know, it may be that he winds up putting up a strong challenge peeling away voters who liked biden's message but worried about his vie -- vi -- viability. kennedy: how about iowa? >> he has resources, iowa is a

place where being able to build a strong ground game, have people knock on a door, rounding everyone in go to a caucus, having a lot of dollars, could help in iowa, but they are right around the corner, it might be too late. kennedy: don't he has name recognition and i don't think he resonates in way necessary for a late candidate to come in, christian thank you. >> thank you. kennedy: coming up liz warren, more bad ideas than a drunken fraternity, now pushing ridiculous wealth tax to fund her medicare for all nonsense, liz is going down, my memo is next. fun fact: 1 in 4 of us millennials have debt we might die with. and most of that debt is actually from credit cards. it's just not right. but with sofi, you can get your credit cards right,

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♪ kennedy: elizabeth warren getting push back on her

unconstitutional wealth tax. her stick y fingers will never provide the money she needs for her dubious entitlement. googood-bye money, bill gates ha fitish for giving away his stuff, so weird, he does not need a progressive shill. redifferenredistributing the frs nerd labor. would bill gates get tacke -- t% under warren's plan? yes. even if his buddies were subject to same level of robbery it would only raise a trillion dollars over 10 years. elizabeth warren needs 50

trillion, the billionaire tax, that would never pass, would not survive a legal challenge and would be riddled with avoid avoe does not even cover two -- 2% of her tab. she is drunk on give aways, her plan is not rooted in magic. all lies, price tag for the plan goes down from conservative estimates and head of socialist war on capitalism, colonel sanders said that liz is lying when she claims middle class will not have to pay a dime for any of it. it. not only do they fork over more from paycheck. zero summers will confiscate capital from unworthy, that would destroy middle class jobs, invasion and opportunity, idea that one person's success takes away from another's is so wrong, and out dated and disproven.

the economically challenge pinko jackasses who want to run this country into ground should be ashamed of themselves, run out of dc and kept from the highest office before they can do more real not just rhetorical harm, that is the memo. kennedy: are you ready for a good laugh, tonight elizabeth warren rolled out a calculate or for the billionaires. to assist bill gates and his mega-rich cohorts. cute. what is scar scarier, the worlds billion ors or elizabeth warren's money grubbing in the panel is returned. we party on. this medicare for all funding is

such a huge problem for elizabeth warren. she has bernie sanders and joe biden and now kamala harris and hillary clinton, they are all attacking her. bill gates -- he loves giving his money and everyone else's money away, he can't stand her what gives. >> he would be foolish to think that middle class are not impact by medicare for all. kennedy: right. trish: i would like to hear the democrat really focus more on how they plan to ensure that people are able to achieve generational wealth, as opposed to depending on paychecks of billionaires or government. i would like -- i think my phone, i got a text. >> it was me, keep talking. >> that was almost pornographic with the democrats, generational wealth, what a great guest that would be, pima people, they aspo

create things and employee other people. >> you mentioned free college, tuition great, can they graduate? if you have not done work went the public school system, and invested in the public school. and communities without wi-fi, and inner-city communities that don't fit in a certain tax bracket, how are the kids going to college, and graduate and succeed. >> i, agree with all that, elizabeth warren is running on idea she has a been for everything, her plans are the worst part about her. kennedy: i like that she has plans, but i disagree with them. >> just that medicare for all thing in perspective. you know like, for years republicans would call democrat socialists. honest people like us, you are all socialivists -- socialists, this is 52 trillion plan, just medicare plan.

would be the biggest government that ever existed in history of the world, there has never been a government 52 trillion over 10 years, just her health care plan, bigger than the current budget right now. the idea that taxes are not going up, and idea of a wealth tax does not work. she does not know how wealth works, jeff bezos does not have 130 million, not sitting in a vault, this is stocks and equities. you don't know what it worth until you attempt to sell it. kennedy: bernie's is worse he wants a national tax registry. >> doing some math abroad -- droabrode8.2trillion every yearg our.

let's take her point about billiopillbillionaires. if you complicate every penny of net worth of every billionaire, it would pay for one year of her government in this plan, then you would have no billionaires left, the companies and other wealth they create would begun, they all be in poor house, and have 9 more years of budget window to pay for with nothing. that puts the lie to the whole notion that she lives, elizabeth warren versus wall street and bill gates, as opposed to elizabeth warren worth 180 million with private health care insurance and middle class. kennedy: a shocking idea, why not elizabeth warren for something? so negatively fighting against things, it erodes your goodwill and your base. >> funding medicare for all is

not her only problem, a grotesque takeover of the health care system, hillary clinton said today, medicare for all will never -- there he is, never pass congress. how brave of her. kamala harris took time off from arresting parents of truant schoolkids to explain her plan. >> between elizabeth warren a plan and your plan. >> i'm not take away people's private plan options. i -- you know, i, i support medicare for all, at the beginning of the process. and i heard from people, they said kamala, we want choice. kennedy: why didn't you think about that before you endorsed it you ding dong. all other 2020 dems have knocked warren, even her commie buddy bernie sanders, so why is liz still clinging on this pipe

grimedream. so now hillary clinton is glomming on mayor pete. >> you know this will never positive through congress, she is right. and i think that you know, i just want someone to keep it real, let's be honest, say, we want medicare for all, guess what, you are gel to pay for it, if you don't want to pay for it, don't vote for me. if you want to, vote for my, i wish there was some honesty, people are just or some candidates think this americans are stupid we actually think that we'll be able to fund all of this you cannot fund medicare for all, you cannot fund free college tuition, we're going to be -- we're already in debt, you know up to our ears. there is a lack of honest snow i guess part o.kennedy: i guess pa

left idea of modern monetary theory. and you can just print money and the fed can make more money. and that covers of deficit spending could because people like aoc and bernie sanders believe that and bill gates and yeah, that does not work. >> the modern monetary -- that is crazy, that is well government forces you to take this currency we can print as much as we want. kennedy: i have a billion dollar note from zimbabwe. >> you know like. they were using currency it just resulted in mass starving a, not so great. kennedy: also in venezuela. >> bench bench i bernie sanderss slightly more honest than elizabeth warren. i don't like that idea of deductibles and premiums, but if you tell me i pay 70% income tax

and 25 percent vat tax, i stick with what i have now, that is what denmark does, it is not like your taxes go up slightly, if you want all that stuff, it will take major tax increases. >> we're out of time, i love you mad by, you are smartest person. >> single payer health care sucks. >> yeah, i. >> thank you. >> coming up. scott adams has a lot to say about president trump, an amazing new book, he is joining me in moments. ♪ (nationwide jingle) (alexa) added "ukulele" to band shopping list. perfect. peyton, what are you doing? nationwide's teamed up with amazon to bring you the all-new echo auto. you're gonna love this. alexa, add "xylophone" to band shopping list. (alexa) okay. we don't need a band shopping list. alexa and i disagree. alexa, add "positive attitude" to band shopping list. (alexa) added "positive attitude" to band shopping list. that's for you. you need it.

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lines up the giant baby trump balloon to greet him when he arrives, he will not see it, and i don't think he would care. alabama student government threaten to revoke season tickets from students who booed president, they have walked that statement back. football fracas after the commander in chief of at world series and a ufc even in new york city. if a president gets booed in alabama what would it say about the state of your nation, joining us dilbert cartoonist, and author. scott adams is here, i am delighted. >> hello. >> do you think that young people in alabama and louisianaites will boo the president. >> i love th the walk back they

did, saying not about the president, it was about students maybe doing something with each other. i love that because it was so vague what they first said. the evidence fits both. kennedy: you have to be careful when you tramp on people's first amendment rights. >> i can't imagine they told a bunch of students in outdoor sporting even, make sure you don't make a bunch of rude noises, why do you go. kennedy: if there is no place to make a rude noise, a football game is no longer a safe space for fartery. >> you should be able to go anything you want. >> the refs do and coaches do. kennedy: i see them say mother trucker. >> i love your new book, losers think is very simple a lot of

people engage in. you point out in the book, a lot of people cling to fallacies when they accuse others of doing things they don't like or defend themselves how romp apt i also,n is that. >an. >> rampant. >> it is way worse now. now they just seem worse because now we're dumb and angry, that is a bad combination, but you put them together. kennedy: what happens when smart and angry. >> that gets things done. kenned.kennedy: i agree. >> beats isis maybe take out cartel. kennedy: you never think about alternatives, if you are dumb and pretty happy is a great way to go through life. >> i have been jealous of people who are just sort of.

just not that -- let's say sophisticated, but they are happy. kennedy: delighted. >> they are happy. kennedy: i love spending time in the company of very, very old people, like people -- i am not say they are dumb but they are pleased. they made it to the third round. and you know, like, all bets are off, at that point you can smoke whatever you want, put anything you want or anyone you want in your body you could to have hooch for breakfast. >> they shouldin legalize all drugs went on you are 80, whatever you want. kennedy: it should be encourages. >> it can be required. >> my retirement plan, i will turn 80, and it is lsd every day, i should not say that. kennedy: every other day, come on. >> one thing i love most about your book, you are laying out what

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cop in process. they have not seen the bear. they believe it is hiding in a lot of place where there are not a lot of people, someone should check kamala harris rally, why is she still in the race? the mairc marijuana cafe in vena county, you never know who might drop in. trying to rob the weed wonderland after hours. crime is falling in ventura county, lucky for him, the stoners who own the place did not call cops right away, they were too busy rewatching video and listening to dark side of the moon backwards, and high was making a run for border, like him. we're happy to report that bulls

-- bowls and brews has since reopen. and business is through the ro roof. topic three. christmas is coming. nobody knows that better than fine folks at jimmy dean. they sell sausage scented wrapping paper, because christmas is all about giving. it smells like farts. if you buy this you are obese or a golden retriever, in which case you are not watching this show, it is to low brow for you, stick to sniffing stranger's butts that is far classier, weirdoes. >> there is nothing but cookie crumbs on the table. if you are in the market for

portly paper, on sale now, but they urge customer to be careful how they dispose of it police show this video, remind public lock up your garbage in california, otherwise it could attract a person away to go gavin newsom. if california of a plane -- viewer have spoken but a lots of you don't speak, cheap tequila, allow he to translate. time for viewer mail. penny starts with, good thing you are cute. thank you, penny. penny for your thoughts, you are not worth it, and. >> andy, your dress tonight make you look like a hot por port pae

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